ok

oh how far we've come

ok

really banking on your one hit wonder huh?

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I want my degree in fire science

I SEPNT 100K FOR FIRE FIGHTER SCHOOL LET ME GRADUATE THEN PUT ME OUT

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I want my degree in being stupid!!!

that just sounds like my daily life

Thats just Stardust Crusaders except the last part

Damn, someone outran me on making a JoJo reference

@@kurina- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in the third Part (Stardust Crusaders), the main characters go to Egypt

I thought this was a jojo reference at first

a s c e n d e d c a t that’s breaking the Geneva convention

Lol omg

I would’ve ran out the building anyway!

Teachers: "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

God I can hear this and I know which teacher in high school who’d say it 😂

"Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for 6 years."

Wait, what did Egypt and France do? For this its more USA, China or the U.K Edit: sorry I didnt watch the video fully yet, seen it now

Forgot Israel

@@AgeofReason What's going on with Israel??

@@user-qy5si4gz1k Nothing. He’s a Palestinian shill.

I haven’t played in years, but they still make sense.

TheFairTale I know 🤣

OMG IKR

Yes... and when you know the exact combination of expansions that would have caused those glitches in the first place... 😅

Please explain that last one

It was more like: Sims will now automatically leave a building which is going to be hit by a meteor, unless it is a school where they are not allowed to leave and will die

Today, we will be learning why meteors are dangerous. This will be a live demonstration. Children, stay on class, you are being rude to the presenter if you leave. We will be watching from afar outside the school.

The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I DISMISS YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND LEARN Y-

Tallah Riehl *BOOM*

Imagine dying in math class holy shit

self destruct

toddler: uhhhh, i have fle- what the fuck they're gone

Oh I’m die, thank you forever

This sounds like an asdfmovie script

Comedy!

Still works with vampires I think.

Yeah you can still try for baby with Vampire

Damn now i cant make myself in the sims

I remember that babies born from the grim reaper would be absolutely black

Bro... I'D 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper. Always kinda wished I could jump his bones...

vM WildRush This actually happened to one of mine. I was like Uhhhhh

"A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Everyone will automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die."

"There can now be meteor strikes" Almost heaven, West Virginia...

those are hilarious

@@pluto3194COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME

Sims can no longer eat gods.

Deku bakugo said he wants you

Thats just wrong on so many levels

You thought twelve inches was long, wait till you see twelve floors long

Sims will no longer wish to "Skinny dip" with mummies

Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

Casual divinity

@RatSchlong 903 ah yes him

@RatSchlong 903 that you could do anything, yes. was he not clear?

@@ca-sonne-creux Have you ever had a dream that eeeee eeeb beeebeebee eeeeee beebeb?

"Oh, and your fire engine is broken." "What on Earth is going on?"

It'll be in the next episode

@@PMSeymour *_SENPAI_*

Legit died reading this comment. But now I'm stuck under a firetruck because I'm a ghost

Have 666 likes, Mr. Sans Lancertale.

What is your name?

"To give life with the embodiment of death, ironic, and yet beutiful" -Some dude once, most likely

Johnathan, me. It was me.

Johnathan that's the entire rationalization of Frankenstein when he made the monster.

"This isn't my job! This is the *opposite* of my job!"

Wait, can one still “woohoo” with Death? I hope so.

saying *or* breaks my brain

don't you just hate it when you go to France and your uncle that died 20 years before you were born suddenly comes back to life, ugh, so annoying

@@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff been a few months whats the context

@@ABoxIsMyHome there was a patch note saying "ancestors will no longer come back to life when traveling to Egypt, France or China" or something along the lines of that

@@MrCloudyPlums yes lol why you explaining that this is the whole videos premise

5:15 O M G XD

"You need to die? Well you can die after your time out is up, mister!"

Boog Butt *No.*

Zello UwU Yes

Boog Butt I did too..

Same, I wanna have a baby with Death itself 😂

I feel like thats a fanfiction somewhere.

Yea lol

I wouldn't doubt it

Correct

I can attest to this. He woo-hoo'd with santa claus.

Yeah he was XD

Do it with a vampire.

Let me have a baby with the grim reaper!!!!

I think it was Jim Pickens who did that. We're proud of the Great Leader.

IKR?!? Why restrict love to just mortals?

Lemme do this, come on.. I want a reaper baby

Trans child now

Quick ! Feed lasagna to my mother !

Like total change, even the soul gets reversed

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@Insomnia_Gaming no you either have to eat apples for males or watermelon for female. That’s actually how you can influence a child’s gender in the sims no joke

10/10 grammar

Is this one of those "you read that wrong" comments? Cuz if not, you failed

Taby C bruh, it's just one mistake.

I don't see any mistakes?

Ceejay Plays Step 1) Get a Sim pregnant. Step 2) End Sim's Relationship before giving birth. Step 3) Eternal pregnancy.

FlareBlitz64 yes omg

Me either

FlareBlitz64 You and me both.

*_oh boi_*

so 1 year later how was it my man

Definitely

no for 1 he only did sims 4 (i will say the developers actually did a patch or 2 because of him in that game) also these patches were made probably before Jim Pickens was the name of a sims (also on another note i will never forgive EA for spending the time to patch the ice party thing when that would never happen normally WHILE THERE ARE SEVERAL GAME BREAKING BUGGS AND HORRIBLE EXPANSION/STUFF/GAME PACKS THAT ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN A 1 INCH POOL.)

@@Noclevernameshere He’a joking. Calm down.

@@stephenheading2925 To be fair the ice party patch really sucked. Never disrespect our Dear Leader Jim Pickens again.

That got more intense after every word

A teen I named Jamie Navienne died from a fire when he was grilling but all is well I went back in time (old save) and he’s alive

This went from 0-100 real quick

No no, they can’t die from motive failure anymore. You can’t starve them. Can drown them, though. Or burn them. Feed them to a cowplant. Etc.

I actually had a teen die from a school meteor. I tried to get them out, didn’t work. But now I know the answer.

Also, the kid will be straight black. Grim's kids looked so cool.

This would be awesome and adorable at the same time.

chiroptera626 Death’s Kid: And for career day I brought....my dad! The Grim Reaper!!

Timmy's Friend: "my dad has the coolest job ever! He's a firefighter!" Timmy: "No, my dad has the coolest job ever! He's the grim reaper. He kills people for a living." Timmy's Friend: +leaves+

This is amazing

*slow clap* 👏

I regret nothing %D

I want to hug and hit you for that pun-

Marry me

Noelle Sama Go ahead I'll hold nothing against you plus I kind of need both at this time in my life

Not even to kill a 118-year-old vampire?

Not even to save Alexander Hamilton?

BUT MUMMY

Yeah not until the devs fix them in the next patch :/ really glitchy countries

R.I.P. people that live in Egypt, China, and France

"attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper" I CAN'T LMAOO

I just fuckin died, maybe cuz i metetealized in egypt, china then france

"Oh & would you look at that, young Bobby is graduating today. Hmm, I didn't know he was in to fire stunts that much. Talk about dedication."

@@Aaron47916 you gonna try for baby with the grim reaper?

@@sooooooot wait wasnt that patched

Wierd it took them 2000 years to patch that

Underrated comment

@@battlesheep2552 nah fam,that's the normal update rate for Valve

@@battlesheep2552 and for EA

That kinda implies that he walked on water when he was a baby.

@KitKatPotato What did they do, walk up to the sun? How do you get that bad of a burn?

😏😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

Now you have 10 degrees

@@shk_ Ayyyyyyy!

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IgnatianMystic XD I CHECKED

o_o

Not even the younglings survived.

@@SerenEirian 🤣

Based Lucas

I'm glad this game is just a SIMSulation Because, burning alive and being forced to graduation seems like it would generate pain SIMSulis

STOP IT

Gizilly Dream But.... It's so SIMSisfing to tell these SIMsational puns

Ayyyyyy

No. No. *From a distance* No. *Even further away* NO! *slams door* *From hallway* NO. jk that was well played

oh god i wanna do this now

Please.

Here m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/sIeKmaWPfqGKp4k.html

Ibis and Pandora The skelehuman and the Neko Fox hmmmmm....maybe.....

Starry Night studios lol that’d be cool. But no pressure

As opposed to crying fake tears...?

*How is it possible to cry **_real_** tears?*

Aren't we all?

Luna Eclipse hi!

I've seen this user before. I couldn't tell you where, just that I recognise their face. Their name. Their boldness. Something drew me to them. Something... odd, unlike anything I've felt before. If this was a noire film, I'd be monologuing at this point. Maybe it is.

I can't tell if you're creepy, trying to flirt with me, or on drugs.

I believe the answer is "yes"

Fat Man WAIT IS THAT AN ACTUAL PATCH NOTE BWAHHAHAHAHAH

Yes it is

Spinoff of God Creating Things? Yes!

Thats basically what it is.

God’s first few tries making humanity 😂

God when he sees people are literally fucking with death: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOT ALLOW THIS. ANGEL! Angel: *Sigh* Yes, sir? God: MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DEATH. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. A: Wait, THAT WAS A PROBLEM??? G: Also this guy is moving and now there is two fish in his fridge. I'm pretty sure that's also a problem. A: I SWEAR TO YOU-

You mean 10

@@canada1529 you can literally _see_ the date I posted my comment.

@@Marigold11037 lol

I was 4 👀

10 0-0

imagine when the kid dies "no young man, you´re now grounded for dying! now come back to life and to your room!"

What in tarnation Also, that profile picture is driving me insane. Oh wait. I'm already insane.

I thought your profile picture was a piece to stray hair and I tried to brush it off my screen unsuccessfully

sure you did.

Beatrice The Golden and then everyone clapped

r/thathappened

ShadowGirl12345678910 Congratulations Pat. You broke pat

Congratulations sims you broke me

Congrats, Sims! You got a degree! _in idocy_

Lol I slept idiocy wrong, talking about some being an idiot! _ironic._

Trick this, spelt

Wonder where you got that idea

Sims 3 patch #492

Not anymore, those fuckers can climb out now! You gotta wall the entire pool off to stop them.

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That darn Kevin! Making all these EA workers do extra stuff that wasn't a problem before!

J I M P I C K E N S

Oh My JIM PICKENS!!!

Otamatone At least the workers aren't trapped in his basement serving as his food.

Noah Riddell DARNIT KEVIN

Strawberries and pop music for boys, in TS3

For the glory of chaos! Also, EA sucks.

Tallah Riehl who was the UKpostsr that did all these things and thereby made ea have to patch their game

Call Me Kevin has a fair number of hilarious Sims videos, many of which star our lord and savior Jim Pickens.

The sims is a pretty big game and full of virtually limitless variables the more that you play Eventually something fucks up or isn't compatible A good example of this is the glitch that allows incest if you've been playing the game through too many generations It starts to get confused adding up all the family trees and glitches are far more likely to happen as a result A lot of physical bugs are due to how customisable the world is and the fact that with custom content, there's virtually limitless ways to have environments and objects interact with one another Something as simple as an animation in a specific jacket may not look as smooth as it would in just a t shirt due to clipping Or the different heights of sims or weight of them can change how smoothly they intersperse with the environment Multiple effects can stack as well, but some visible effects may not have an animation sequence a sim is about to do, so they just lose the visible effect and so on A good example of that is fucking zombies. When the hordes of zombies rise up around your house on a full moon, they will remain there all night until the next morning, then they leave your property by hilariously getting into cars and disappearing But if it's raining, there's no animation for zombie sims to get into cars after putting up umbrellas, so they suddenly turn human to do that after spending 4 hours shuffling and growling and moaning at your window whilst green lmao

It’s the Sims. These things are a daily occurrence

Sky Dragon I think we just have to wait, and give him water.

Um I think the dog ripped it up!

GhostGirlGaming oh crap, what do we do now?

GhostGirlGaming shoot.. well we’re doomed

Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

???? Hadean

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it's when the earth first formed from google: 2. GEOLOGY relating to or denoting the period when the earth was forming. "a new analysis of Hadean mineralogy"

@@official-obama so… I’m context what does that mean?

@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 what?

@@official-obama restart from hadean. Forgive me. I’m still not confident in natives speakers English

my god people are idiots. its amazing that we managed to get this far

i freaking love blue laws. did you know that in sone states, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

This is preferable, because i don't know who is WHOle, but I see me in a MEss

Johnathan wow. *slow clapping*

I...I...I don't get it xD

The ExplosiveEnderman Nor do I. You're not the only one.

Tadeo Gomez I think we should get it... (For lack of better word...duh.)

DOG CUTE DOG PUPPER

Try reading patch notes for rimworld

But I still see them

P.M. Seymour oh, okay! :D

notice me daddy

I am fandom trash kinky.

i legit kinda see him as a father figure tho

I see you are a man of culture as well.

Avery BigMess hi!

Katie Richards hello!

Avery BigMess HEY!!!

breath is a noun, the fact that you cannot [noun] is astounding and i require you to teach me your paradoxial ways

no i will not, i will be the only one

YEEEEES WEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEED DEEEEEEES

Deloptin YAASS

It may be that i'm disgusting but i can't stand watching reaction videos with a face)

HE DID IT

He does