And we’re not cops so we don’t chase people.

You do not want to run behind a man that is running with a full pant load.

@@Wiggleattacks never want to be down wind lmao

Just like the pedo on Police Activity. Ran from the cop, well jogged away. The cop said ,stop you're not going to out run me .

My dad said you never chase people just follow slowly and wait for them to fall down.

"But for why?" Is another good one

I know it's true because only someone completely stewed would say it 😂

I say Mr. Sir to my coworker all the time 😂 First time I’ve ever heard it used anywhere else 🤣🤣🤣

it sounds like a you tube intro

But... For why?

SAME!

copying it won't be as funny

@@fabuxverchatura It's a joke, you know? A way to accentuate the hilariousness of this man's skit. Please tell me you didn't believe I was actually going to do it.

Especially on a first date 😂😂😂

For why?!

Had to watch back it was there and gone so fast I didn’t see it the first time thanks for this!

You can tell that he has dealt with this many time.

“But for why?”

@@charliethebean13because you’re sloshed out of your skull again

Same energy as "Good evening, Occiferrr..."

Yeah I'd imagine most men his age can do a pretty good drunk impression, especially when it's also something he deals with during work and not after or before like the rest of us😂

I laughed way too much at this.

I escaped! I'm so fast. Lol

Misread this as "if I can't see me he can't see me" and it still made perfect sense

underrated comment right here.

For reallllll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same here. Didn't even have to do much other than retrieve him from the bush.

Yes 😂

Im just a bartender, but thanks

​@@anja6983returning customers atleast lol. Still kinda is sad. Mostly the people who drink open and out have a serious addiction. Its kinda painfull to see, most of alcoholic lie to get to the bar and drink their brains out. But ngl, returning customers are returning customers.

I was just a beaten up child but thank you

Yeah poor them, doing their jobs

I can’t lie, I think everyone has someone in their life that can relate to this video 😅

hi

Hi

Hi

@@j0ndav1s hey

Hi??

Came here to say this!

For me it was the "But... For why?!"😂

Mr. Sir was the most immersive moment in youtube shorts history

So too with, "come on jimmy, let's go."

that’s going straight in my vocab

Everyone has regulars. some people are just hypochondriacs, some like this guy, and others are old people that just want someone to talk to.

@@themodernfrontiersmen in all fairness, some are also people who are old and in failing health.

I’m a regular unfortunately because I’m dealing with health issues and the doctors and paramedics know my address and name.

​@@themodernfrontiersmen or in the case of my grandmother someone they know because once a week she brings them treats for doing good in the community.

I mean unless you're somebody with health issues or something.

That part made me laugh

Sounded like muscle man for a aec XD

@@DirectorOfChaos9292 I swear!lmao😭

If it's a small town you most likely have multiple of both

@@user-en6bh2fl6w I think if that happens, they are considered a gang or even a cult.

@@TheDurid1I think the term is a flock of stooges.

If the town's small enough, it's probably the mayor.

​@erikcrouch7881 Haha I was about to make this same comment 😂

Now I want to draw a cover for this fictional band lol

@@MonolithicCyanTsunamiI imagine it being someone diving upside down with an electric guitar in their hand and a beer in the other, into a bush 🌳 with flowers that might kinda look like something else 😏 🐱 or maybe a drunk Australian looking man diving still with guitar and booze into an Australian “bush” style outback lol

All it did was remind me of a chick I knew in college.

Imma name my deathcore band "feces scented regret"

@@kxrelay9953 reminds me of a video I watched recently “real things I’ve seen and heard as a paramedic” with this drunk guy who was known by the paramedic as last time he saw him he was also drunk and threw his feces 💩 at motorists going past 🤦🏻‍♀️ 😂 Edit: Clearly had a dumb moment here as the video I’m referring to is literally this video 🤦🏻‍♀️ I worry about myself and my memory sometimes 😂

I've encountered people like this before. Watching this video, while it's funny, it's actually really sad to know there are people like that who are just wasting away. They are so far gone.

Once, I was a home care aide for an older woman in a crummy part of town. She was really sweet, but was very poor and worked hard all of her life. One of her adult sons was a like this and would stumble in and out of her apartment. I was scared of him at first but he was pretty harmless just really far gone.

I was just thinking the exact same thing! Lol

I’d imagine they’re used to it by now.

I always think that when watching content creators it ALWAYS crosses my mind how funny things would look to people driving/walking by. It's one of the reasons I haven't ever posted anything that I'd like to. I'm too shy to be seen like that😂🤭

And given it's all played by him they see him talking to no one

@@tomlxyzthey just see a man sitting on the side of the road talking to the air before they dive into a bush for no reason

Though knowing how ridiculous some people are, you'll be moving every week. Also--shameless plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

I’d see it as a 50/50. It could be both good or bad. Depending on the situation.

You'll get to meet the Jimmy from the next town over

My step-father is Type 1 glycemic, and it's often the same two first responders that gets called to his apartment when he's too low or too high.

yep

down the stairs and into the basement where the boogie man lives*

Why mr siir 😂

KID VAMPIRE

Which take? He has to film each role separately then splice them together into a whole film. Amazing talent.

​@@TheDurid1almost forgot he's one person

@@TheDurid1 lol I know obviously playing the drunk person.

That sounds like my dog's logic....

Why is the undieing camera person filming this obviously drunk person talking to an EMT who's not here!? Previous: a different observer: Why is the undieing camera person filming an obviously delusional person dressed as an EMT talking to an imaginary drunk person?

Fecal scented regret

One of his shorts has "inhaling stupidity". I think it's on a different channel tho.

Yes, that's on the Fire Department Coffee channel. It's the one with the "flameless candle".

That’s why it’s called Dutch courage.

I volunteered with a police department for seven years (Police Explorer, then Auxiliary) before I “crossed over to the dark side” and traded the badge for bunker gear. I’ll never forget this one drunk we had to deal with on a ride-along with the PD-he was raising a ruckus outside a pizza parlor while drunk out of his skull. We agreed that his carrying the pizza box _vertically_ was bad enough, but he had apparently been chewing or dipping or whatever and wanted to shake our hands repeatedly with his slimy wet hands (we didn’t know what was on them and didn’t _want_ to know!). After we had him stuffed into a cab to go home and sleep it off, we all beelined it into the adjacent convenience store to wash the hell out of our hands! And being in the firehouse, we’ve had our share of frequent flyers too, mostly people with chronic medical conditions or deteriorating health. Most have been pretty nice, but we’ve definitely had our share of drunks, idiots, slobs, and bizarre ones! You have to admit, it’s never boring!

We had a clepto-drunk who used to steal mouthwash from the pharmacy across the street, chug it in the store, then complain when PD hooked him up and brought him in to the ER for a check. He isn't with us anymore, surprisingly.

We have Vanilla Dave! He’s great, makes the ambulance smell like a bakery.

@@annekerose4633 oh that’s hilarious!

Have you guys heard the song 'What About Mouthwash?' by Trevor Moore?

Wtf fix the last part makes no sense

​@@firesideshatsNo, it makes sense. they are saying that they are more annoyed due to them knowing your name then you are worried that they do know your name.

I initially misread it as more annoyed that they know your name than they are worried (concerned) about you. Which is probably also true, because they already know what your issue is & that you're just a pain in arse taking up limited resources & not an emergency situation. The other way is funny, much preferred over my dark autocorrecting brain!

So glad youre better now!! Proud of you!!

Working on it. I gotta restart.

All power to you my brother. Ive been stuck on a daily 0.7L (actually, due to tolerance i tend to drink 300ml of ethanol at some days by now, a 0.7 vodka is 270 or so) vodka for years now. My liver probably will fail before i manage to quit ☠ Dont even ask me how im still alive. Tho personally at least i never bother people when drunk. For me being drunk is no excuse to be disrespectful.

Similar story myself. Spent some time in counseling, got on meds, and still sober 3 years later...

@@marcuskane9925 chad

When the paramedics all know your name, but you don't know theirs

Paramedics and hospital staff know me by first name. Anaphylaxis from pet dander 😅

A good majority of the ems personelle in my area know my whole name and address by heart bc of my seizurees lol

hi

​@@EnergeticSpark63yeah, you too in a few years

These are godless and critical times 🙏🙏🙏

​@@brandoncastillo_05people always complain about the current era/generation

Yes, and even though they’re without a home they are still a person. I’ve seen our EMS people not be as kind as they could be, but it seems the ones I even recognized were the kindest. If I recognized someone that means they came to our shelter often.

wait you think Jimmy called emergency services... on himself? and then ran away? lmao he's drunk not on acid or shrooms or something

Professional ethical duty. Also we’re all just human. Addiction doesn’t make you less deserving of compassion. : )

@@jmc8076it does tho

Everyone in the health care system should know that addiction is a really bad disease and that these people need empathy.

​@@jmc8076If alcohol is ruining your life why go back to it? Your basically asking for your life to be ruined lol!

Its even better if the person you are addressing is of the Female variety,

Just go with Mohammed, it is statistically the most popular name on earth

that's because he had no feces on him

Lol

Fr

Hey, good job. I'm glad you quit, too.

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Oh nooo😂🤣😭

Comment I was looking for.

Because one day you decided to get out of it. Ultimately, that's what it is, and it ain't easy. Every day you should be proud of that fact.

Detox hospital stations and their staff are a civilisationary blessing which gets acknowledged way too little. I'm not an alcoholic and didn't ever acted as effed up as the type illustrated here, but as someone who struggled with other addictions I had to rely on them themselves before I finally managed to get sober and I'm not sure whether I'd still be alive without them.

Comfy footwear is essential for rolling around on the ground in your own excrement.

all I can say to rescue personnel is, HELLO Mr. SIR!

Wtf were you doing? Or wtf were they doing? That sounds illegal

Cops rarely would lock people like this up. If anything happens to them in lockup, they're liable, so they pawn off on EMS a lot.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me too😂

Me too 😂😂😂

I just woke up my dog laughing so hard I was crying 😂😂😂😂😂. This guy really knows how people act. We all need to be as patient and professional as this guy.

@@timothyhollis1249 I know right😂😂