Result of Unconventional Parenting | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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Ali Siddiq

Ali Siddiq

17 днів тому

How do yall train your kids?
Domino Effect 3 & 4 are out NOW! AliSiddiq.com
Tour Dates:
May 3: Portland (low tickets left)
May 4: Sacramento (low tickets left)
May 8: Los Angeles (low tickets left)
May 10: Louisville
May 11: Huntsville
May 17: St louis
May 18: Cincinnati
June 1: Bloomington IN
June 7: Jacksonville
June 8: Tampa
June 7: Jacksonville
June 8: Tampa
June 14: Greensboro
June 15: Columbia SC
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 6 днів тому
THE DOMINO EFFECT PART 3: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL will be premiering on UKposts on Mothers Day, this Sunday May 12th! ukposts.info/have/v-deo/kmCBZ3htZG6Dl6s.html Catch up on Domino Effect 1 & 2 before you watch 3…. DE1: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/faN8eISRiJ6HuWQ.html DE2: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/pqagmpCYeZ5o2HU.html
@user-bu8ix3gg8h
@user-bu8ix3gg8h 6 днів тому
بالتوفيق يارب..ربنا يسدد خطاك
@teneldricisrael8777
@teneldricisrael8777 15 днів тому
Taught that baby girl to be an assassin 😂
@user-bu8ix3gg8h
@user-bu8ix3gg8h 13 днів тому
😂😂😂😂
@GiftsbyChosen
@GiftsbyChosen 15 днів тому
Not you're the trainer and the accomplice 😂😂😂😂
@jenniferd.820
@jenniferd.820 15 днів тому
A heck of a trainer from the sound of things 🤣🤣
@sentekiwanuka8968
@sentekiwanuka8968 15 днів тому
That entrance and exit from the bathroom was some funny ass Shit!!!🤣🤣🤦🏿‍♂️
@kaesyrii9504
@kaesyrii9504 11 днів тому
Dawg the best part
@fontainelebrock345
@fontainelebrock345 15 днів тому
She said, “Let me get some bags” 😂😂😂😂
@hashimhooks4620
@hashimhooks4620 15 днів тому
THAT was hilarious!! Master storytelling!
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 15 днів тому
Ali daughter is a savage , “let me get some trash bags” 😂😂😂
@kidgrizzly7413
@kidgrizzly7413 14 днів тому
😂😂😂
@karikasumi888
@karikasumi888 15 днів тому
😂😂 you called my daddy?! 1:51
@jenniferd.820
@jenniferd.820 15 днів тому
And she called him a hoe for it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GiftsbyChosen
@GiftsbyChosen 15 днів тому
You Pu$$y sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ysmithriley
@ysmithriley 15 днів тому
I'M HOLLERIN! Did she want you to FINISH THE JOB? He only had a broken arm!🤣🤣😭😭
@normancore9522
@normancore9522 15 днів тому
Ali you ain't right for that one , now I'm going to be checking UKposts every 5 minutes bofl !!!!
@stllda909
@stllda909 15 днів тому
LOL...I can't watch him with a full bladder...LOL. I have lost count of how many times I have almost pissed my pants laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
@tonedibiase7
@tonedibiase7 15 днів тому
almost pissed myself at his show friday. 😂
@gamblinhurn1
@gamblinhurn1 15 днів тому
Ali squeezing in & out of that bathroom door is some funny stuff. I love the story telling but also love the physical comedy with your props...that flashlight did me in!😂😂❤❤
@jackiesanders1561
@jackiesanders1561 7 днів тому
That flashlight definitely took me out!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@natalieedwards_0415
@natalieedwards_0415 15 днів тому
I definitely need to see the rest of this story 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@desi4227
@desi4227 15 днів тому
❤️Love and Respect to all the Daddies who stayed and the Daddies who stepped up❤️
@BusinessWolf1
@BusinessWolf1 15 днів тому
Not all of em got surprise kids, ali definitely didn't so wtf you mean "stepped up"
@desi4227
@desi4227 15 днів тому
I had a step dad who stepped in and stepped up when mine didn’t.
@hijabibeautiful
@hijabibeautiful 15 днів тому
@@BusinessWolf1 I don’t know what you’re talking about but I think they meant stepdad’s…
@ampollard7041
@ampollard7041 14 днів тому
​@@hijabibeautiful Exactly. Mf's on the Internet always wanna find a reason to get belligerent
@TT-kp3cz
@TT-kp3cz 15 днів тому
You trained her well Ali! 🤣 😂My dad trained me with strategically placed household weapons.😊😊
@denisia1111
@denisia1111 15 днів тому
My Mom said in an emergency EVERYTHING is a weapon! In the kitchen but not by the knives or dude has a knife..rip out the damn junk drawer FAST, let it all hit the ground but you keep the whole drawer in your hands, and hit him with the sharp corner first. Gotta thick framed picture 🖼 you have something to get space and one up. Think of the possibilities with a coffee table, battering ram, get a leg off n it's a club, etc.. She had a degree in psychology and said it's that split second of surprise from the unexpected that can give you extra time to protect yourself and escape.
@xlady7772
@xlady7772 15 днів тому
Same iykyk😂😂😂
@zionwilliams3447
@zionwilliams3447 4 дні тому
GUN COMPARTMENT👉🏾
@jenniferd.820
@jenniferd.820 15 днів тому
Damn she was on some mechanic stuff, talking about some let me get some trash bags 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lorajones5297
@lorajones5297 15 днів тому
Ali, You Train Her Well, I am crying with laughter.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@bushidokuro9667
@bushidokuro9667 15 днів тому
I truly love his comedy. Applause 👏 brother!!!
@TruBloodGaming
@TruBloodGaming 15 днів тому
Ali know he know how to get a Sunday going😂 Good vibes always
@azizulkasajannah5151
@azizulkasajannah5151 15 днів тому
Hassan ain't going to be serial killer..yo daughter is..hahaha😂
@francescapowell1538
@francescapowell1538 15 днів тому
You created a monster… my daddy did the same! 😂😂😂
@renecianeneengland9014
@renecianeneengland9014 15 днів тому
im right here p$##y took me all way out😂😂😂
@terrydouglas5249
@terrydouglas5249 13 днів тому
This shows me that I'm not right because I'm over here questioning the screen "BUT What did he do" 😂
@kellonjordan1485
@kellonjordan1485 15 днів тому
Ali your are the next (Dick Gregory Rip)of story telling comedy you are a rare breed sir over 25 yrs of this can’t wait to see you on June 7th in Jacksonville FL DUUUUUVAALLLL
@angeliquesoul6719
@angeliquesoul6719 15 днів тому
Awwh man I want to hear the rest. This is wild!😂😂😂
@nathanelliott7897
@nathanelliott7897 14 днів тому
So we can agree that it was him screaming through the phone 🤔😂😂
@2thaporch
@2thaporch 15 днів тому
Comedy PLATINUM!
@oHelmy3131
@oHelmy3131 15 днів тому
Dad goals right here!!
@MrsNewland318
@MrsNewland318 15 днів тому
Dad training ……lol…..get out, not dispose of!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #superdad #daddysgirl #mygriot
@MEME-pj6if
@MEME-pj6if 15 днів тому
I am sitting on my couch LMAO......the special is going to be off the chain. 😂😂😂
@KidBowsur
@KidBowsur 15 днів тому
Bruh you're making it impossible for my broke ass to avoid buying this special
@tiombea
@tiombea 14 днів тому
This😂😂😂😂😂
@ambriaharris4821
@ambriaharris4821 15 днів тому
Exactly why fathers are important; to teach our children how to protect themselves. Amen ❤❤❤😂😂😂
@jeffreypinder9398
@jeffreypinder9398 15 днів тому
Well done, Dad. Teach your daughters to not take any crap from any man.
@cookiecookie8829
@cookiecookie8829 15 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣Yeah Ali you trained her very well!!! She had the upper hand on him, and getting the trash bag well who knows!!!
@branchandfoundry560
@branchandfoundry560 14 днів тому
"I'm not talking 'bout getting rid of him!" 🤣🤣🤣
@tiffanythomas2169
@tiffanythomas2169 13 днів тому
Omg, I almost had to call for an ambulance. My asthma is acting up, and I done damn near pissed myself laughing. I love this man, he is hilarious asf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mrd2581
@mrd2581 15 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious
@RickRijuanaPro
@RickRijuanaPro 15 днів тому
3:20 The flash light 😂😂
@arnesiawalker868
@arnesiawalker868 15 днів тому
Baby ready to get rid of the body😂😂😂😂😂
@Ryan-KushLifeDragons
@Ryan-KushLifeDragons 5 днів тому
Thanks for normalizing some of my “worst case Scenerio” reenactments with my kids (like getting out of a car trunk).
@nikkisunshine8849
@nikkisunshine8849 7 днів тому
Officially hooked and baited 😂
@brendagrayson2238
@brendagrayson2238 12 днів тому
Daddy better watch his “arms”🤣🤣🤣 at least she paid attention 😊😊 good for her 🌺🌺
@mylesmikieal
@mylesmikieal 15 днів тому
"Is she by the door" 😂
@TT-kp3cz
@TT-kp3cz 6 днів тому
You created a weapon. Keep that weapon out of jail
@hasiflames8456
@hasiflames8456 13 днів тому
Lemme get some trash bags! WTf 🤣🤣🤣
@Cici-lt3mz
@Cici-lt3mz 15 днів тому
Wait Ali!! Is there another special coming out? In addition to the one you just released?
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 6 днів тому
Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on UKposts on Mothers Day, this Sunday
@Cici-lt3mz
@Cici-lt3mz 6 днів тому
@@AliSiddiqComedy THAT IS SOOOO EXCITING! I think I watched the previous special on Moment 3 times before it expired 🤣
@gamblinhurn1
@gamblinhurn1 6 днів тому
​@@AliSiddiqComedyWow what a mother's day treat😌 This will definitely be desert after desert & a cognac. Thank you my brotha😊❤❤❤
@quintonbunche3091
@quintonbunche3091 15 днів тому
DOMINO EFFECT 1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 2. 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DOMINO EFFECT 4. 😅😅😅😅😅😅 HES A COMEDY PERFORMANCE GENIOUS.
@lindathornton6607
@lindathornton6607 15 днів тому
You go Brother Ali I'm laughing my butt off. You trained your daughter well.
@LolaLeohna
@LolaLeohna 6 днів тому
Sent this to my dad . He goes “ya damn right “ 😂😂😂 . I know he’s joking but I’m serious af my dad used to pop out of the closet with a mask on when I was coming home from school . At random ass times and scare the shit outta me ….And then be like monsters aren’t real . Cause I was really scared of monsters in closets or under the bed . 😂😂😂 it’s crazy but it worked 2:01 Need that special
@jackiesanders1561
@jackiesanders1561 7 днів тому
That damn flashlight though!!!! 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
@hallyukissfm4537
@hallyukissfm4537 8 днів тому
That ending tho. So Mr Ali is also a great marketer
@LolaLeohna
@LolaLeohna 11 днів тому
The flashlight omg
@clarencejohnson7267
@clarencejohnson7267 15 днів тому
🤣🤣🤣Awww Hell Naaawwl!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@pretoriaafro5074
@pretoriaafro5074 15 днів тому
THIS is so cool!
@sherylloftin-booth4423
@sherylloftin-booth4423 День тому
Not the arm🤣
@aletheadrye2257
@aletheadrye2257 5 днів тому
I’m weak 😄🤣🤣
@SUPER_WOLFMOON
@SUPER_WOLFMOON 15 днів тому
His daughter chose violence.
@michellesamuels8435
@michellesamuels8435 15 днів тому
I can't wait ho hear the full story.
@miltonrogers1395
@miltonrogers1395 12 днів тому
I think my arm is broke 😂😂😂😂
@ilovejoharai
@ilovejoharai 9 днів тому
How her eyes glossy like a vampire???😂😂😂😂😂
@needtoknowbasis5620
@needtoknowbasis5620 13 днів тому
thank you for the entertainment, very funny
@rosalynsaguidi1826
@rosalynsaguidi1826 12 днів тому
He did this jumping out on that baby when she was little now you created a monster 😂 you know real G’s move in silence lol
@JacyndaMinor
@JacyndaMinor 13 днів тому
Oh man I cackle laughed at this one. I’m gonna get both specials as soon as I have the $$, Ali’s work is well worth it. Best comic out here! I hope you’re near East Tennessee soon! 🩵💙
@TFELLS
@TFELLS 15 днів тому
Dope teaser!!😂😂😂😂
@TreJohnson-wh9ri
@TreJohnson-wh9ri 15 днів тому
Nah ahk where the special at? get ya bread but I needa see this today willahi 🙌🏿 it’s goin on tomorrow 4/29. Love you man
@LolaLeohna
@LolaLeohna 11 днів тому
Lmaoooooo yo I’m crying . I am my fathers child ! I’m his is real life
@bronzebrown2125
@bronzebrown2125 15 днів тому
New special??? 👀 I've watch the Domino Effect series so many times back to back since the fourth part was released.
@AWholeVibe96
@AWholeVibe96 15 днів тому
Man I wish I could see him when he comes to Huntsville next month 😩😩 I’ve already requested too many weekends off though
@yellowleaf28
@yellowleaf28 15 днів тому
Hilarious and telling response about the trash bags. You pissed off your gf enough that she thinks you belong in the trash
@zedz1989
@zedz1989 14 днів тому
Ali trained a fighter🤣😂
@fredamckinnon
@fredamckinnon 6 днів тому
Omg my brother use to do that to me when I was little he use to tell me call down than he would take the pillow of me he was saying I need to control my breathing
@ShaniLee-vd5pe
@ShaniLee-vd5pe 15 днів тому
😂 my momma said this about me & one of my other siblings
@sadicaldarazzo1946
@sadicaldarazzo1946 15 днів тому
I am screaming😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TT-kp3cz
@TT-kp3cz 12 днів тому
You create a weapon, you're responsible for it.
@jermaineharris7739
@jermaineharris7739 8 днів тому
I need to talk to you 😂😂😂😂😂
@JesusIsKing301
@JesusIsKing301 15 днів тому
0:26 lol Hahaha I knew was going to be good. I missed 3…so I can’t watch 4 until I see 3
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 6 днів тому
Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on UKposts on Mothers Day, this Sunday
@letashaluxuries5661
@letashaluxuries5661 15 днів тому
🤣😂🤣😂let me get some trash bags
@fartzhapy4165
@fartzhapy4165 15 днів тому
These damn cliffhangers
@Prettydonxxu
@Prettydonxxu 15 днів тому
My dad put me in a headlock 😂😂
@zenobiamcgill1939
@zenobiamcgill1939 10 днів тому
hilarious
@MrBlackBono
@MrBlackBono 15 днів тому
2:50 😂😂😂😂
@Cg0322
@Cg0322 15 днів тому
Dam bro when are you having a show in Houston, Me and my wife laugh our ass off watching your stand up, bro you in my top five greats. Dick Gregory would be proud bro. Keep doing your thing.
@Mr_Nobody913
@Mr_Nobody913 15 днів тому
Man 😂😂😂
@jdoct19
@jdoct19 14 днів тому
Lmfaoooo nahhh 😂
@MrBlackBono
@MrBlackBono 15 днів тому
Heeeey Ali hope all is well with you and your family
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 15 днів тому
😅yup, the special
@francesjohnson4443
@francesjohnson4443 15 днів тому
Teach them early... you are so right.
@Embr8cingUNI
@Embr8cingUNI 15 днів тому
😂😂😂 I feel so ashamed because I was acting like this a few nights ago lmao 🥊
@atSlickBoiChris
@atSlickBoiChris 15 днів тому
Ali! You eating good baby
@tashascott1443
@tashascott1443 15 днів тому
When is this one coming out??? 😂
@fatmankingaj2561
@fatmankingaj2561 15 днів тому
Good joke.. good job
@FlightDreamZExtoicz
@FlightDreamZExtoicz 14 днів тому
😂😂😂😂 mann what
@Caperhere
@Caperhere 15 днів тому
Which special? The Black Seal strikes again! lol
@user-lm2jy3yn1b
@user-lm2jy3yn1b 9 днів тому
Bruh 💀😫🤣🤣🤣
@treykellybell8583
@treykellybell8583 15 днів тому
Now why he had to mention another special, we already fiends like Tink and them over at The Greens 😂
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 6 днів тому
Domino Effect 3 will be premiering on UKposts on Mothers Day, this Sunday
@treykellybell8583
@treykellybell8583 6 днів тому
@@AliSiddiqComedy I’m a Moments purchaser, but of course I’ll put some views over here too 💯
@ampollard7041
@ampollard7041 14 днів тому
The women in my family taught me to ALWAYS be prepared to defend urslef with normal, everyday items: carry an uncapper ink pen(or keys) in my hands when im out & about... hair spray works just as good as Mace... keep a dish of cayenne pepper, black pepper & salt by the bed (to throw in the eyes of an attacker). I used to wear one of those plastic-covered bike chains, with the little pad lock, around my neck in my teens. Also was taught to keep small knives hidden in inconspicuous places all over the house, so no matter where u are, u have a weapon. And that it only takes 7 lbs of direct pressure to break a bone. Teach ur daughters & sisters SOMETHING.
@KpopIsDead69
@KpopIsDead69 15 днів тому
I started saying "..............Hey" like he does hhhhhhh
@jennycadot3635
@jennycadot3635 15 днів тому
Omg! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@roypettigrew6453
@roypettigrew6453 15 днів тому
ayooo. hahahaha
@denisia1111
@denisia1111 15 днів тому
You're a good Dad Ali..sounds like your daughter listened and learned. My guess is she's also a true crime fan. Garbage bags were mentioned way to quickly for her not to have already played this scenario out in her head a time or two before. Garbage bag's! Plural! A very smart girl is not going to get a full grown man out of the apartment without looking suspicious...see she's already thought it out.
@Choppin_game_209
@Choppin_game_209 14 днів тому
😂😂😂
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