Why the hell aren't you ever in Minneapolis MN

Ego. Bur we need cops

@@stephaniehammond6213ooh or maybe something you’d want me and my

@@wiswis7832Uh what?

@@EggmondChad lmao i fell asleep to this video and ig i commented on it

That's why the JRE works so well, bc Joe is a chair humper, not a comedian lol get rekt frfr

@@Snarf_Le_Wombatjoe rogen is a comedian

@@peterstainer731 comedians are funny tho 😬😭👽🤪

@@Snarf_Le_Wombat I like seeing Theo crack up the regular folks

@@Snarf_Le_Wombat I also like seeing jokes fly over their head that Theo comes up with

But I want to hear about how the comedy store used to be full of murderers 20 years ago

It's worse when you're half a planet away from these mystical, historical comedy venues and you have no frame of reference for any of the stories. Sometimes I just want to relate in some form or another and it's quite a challenge. Kinda turns me off from podcasts as a whole sometimes.

@@junimeme5626omedy store is a place comedians perform stand up comedy and directors and producers go there looking for new talent so it’s gotten quite the rep because you can literally come to LA and hop on stage and become a star if you got the talent .

Except nick swardson. That shit is funny every time.

@@peterstainer731 except Seinfeld.

hello America. Goodbye yesterday. Say yes

Had to tell my own mother her husband committed suicide, my step dad whom I called dad. The officer who told your husband will never forget the expression on his face when he realized what happened. Sorry for your loss

Your ex husband... I guess the event didn't move you that much

@@christopheredig2332 what the fuck?

@@christopheredig2332 I’m guessing he woman left u and u deserve it 😂

Yes I agree, he's a real people person just a natural 👏 👏 👏

yeah or make a pod with theo similar to the george lopez podcast his cohost is a retired detective from LA as well helped get the infamouse talk show seriel killer

He’s a jerk. He doesn’t care about anyone but cops I’ve been pulled over illegally , arrested for no reason.

@Bob’s Burger he kept saying we need funding bla bla. What we need is to retrain how police act.

@Bob’s Burger the prosecutor told the judge the cops didn’t have probably cause in my case and all charges dropped. Anything else you want to know. I also blew a 0.0 and they still booked me for dui.

@@wrench9103 being a cop for 20 years, you will develop a “us VS them” mentality for sure. Let’s be real….most cops are kinda dicks, they aren’t exactly cuddly, sweet people. I guess you get a little rough around the edges after someone else’s brain matter drips into your shirt enough times over a 20 year career.

hello America. Goodbye yesterday. Say yes

Yeah I can't imagine being a Pathologist with a dead body near by with top of the head opened, hair flopped down in their face while doing a little Peloton to keep in shape.....lol

Normal people in life will always be more important than what a celebrity had for dinner that night 💀

And the cop drank his coke right after that! Lmao, he's drinking a diet coke throughout the ep

🤣😂

That was wild

@Morris X Official Alive.... yeah I'll buy that.

@Morris X Official patrice o’neil

For sure! The frmale truck driver and the plumber episodes were so fun!

Absolutely!

The one where the dude was a clean up crew guy, had to clean mold and poop and dead bodies ! He was funny too though.

Turkey guy, funeral home guy, and this guy are some of my favorites!

@@aelfwealld turkey guy is cool a f

😅

Seriously ☠️ It surprised me even more when the cop was like “oh yeah absolutely” AS IF HE’S SMOKED WEED OUT OF A CAN BEFORE?

He’s retired and it’s legal now there’s nothing to get in trouble for. The retired cop probably has a story just like that from when he was a kid

@@d_mb statue lmfao

@@ViciousTuna2012👈🏻literally can’t understand sarcasm

We all know it's a crazy, difficult job. But seeing or hearing about it through a non-media or Hollywood lense really helps emphatize much more to the reality of it.

Thank you for your service🙏🏼

There’s a lot of people that respect your decision to be a cop. I was in and out for a few years and gained a lot of respect for police officers once I took responsibility for myself. Minus a tiny handful of course. Thank you for all that you do. It doesn’t go unnoticed.

A good guy like this man, who become a cop for the right reasons gonna face traumas and be affected mentally to a point that regular people like me can't really understand. I hate being pull over like everybody else..but these guys protect us from total chaos. Thanks for your service good cops!

@@raspberry-jam 99% of the force are guys and girls just like this gentleman. The remaining 1% we don’t want on the job either

Hes hilarious too 😂

hello America. Goodbye yesterday. Say yes

I was sleeping and I heard you talking and it brought back so many memories. I was one of the first women paramedics inner city kansas city missouri. We Worked with the fire department and it was an experience. This little white girl that lived behind white picket fences grew up really fast and I loved it! It was so dangerous that the police officer gave me permission and taught me how to use a few weapons that were not a gun. I've seen more in real life than i've ever seen on t v. I won't start my wars stories. Sometimes I would try after twenty four hour shifts. You think I hardened but I haven't. I'm still sensitive to people's pain and suffering but I shall understand All walks of Like now. God bless you for your service. Thank you theo for being you And having good people on your show.

Only way to deal with it in the moment

word, it is nice, the down to earth and being honest. I feel society, especially on the virtual side, is swinging the pendulum back toward normal, and not the new kine.

he honesty thought he shouldnt get a ticket. typical pig club

@@rockstar-ge3qf well, same as a lotta jobs for instance where u work, would ur colleagues charge u for snagging some fries & a shake every now & then?

@@rockstar-ge3qf hold this L

@@rockstar-ge3qf nevermind the experienced cop that gave him the ticket anyway.

I live in houston I appreciate the service

@@jofa6897 I appreciate the support. I patrol southwest. Beltway 8 and Almeda area.

Wow. I cannot imagine experiencing even 1 of those situations. Thank you for your service 🙏🏼 🇺🇲

Thank you for keeping Houston safe. This city is getting crazier by the day. Also don’t give me a ticket if I get pulled over pls🙏

Live in the Houston area sorry to hear for your friend seems to be all to common occurrence now a days

That’s amazing thank you for sharing!

Theo. Try 80 guys. It's not easy but it's possible. Wish you could interview my foreman. Guy is def not politically correct. I'm being raised by gold.. boomers ❤️

@@andresnaranjo5977 I’m polyploid Og so. O

@@gravytrain2178 wtf is yall talking about?

@@MarsLonsen lol that must of typed while watching while in my pocket at work lmaoooo

@@gravytrain2178 delete it dummy

Agree 😊

Real heroes...

Bubblegum machine repairman

​@@CalebErosa well obviously that wasn't my intention but I can agree with you that it may sound insulting without context. However I didn't know at the time of writing that comment that most ambulance drivers today are also FULLY trained EMTs/paramedics. I mean I know it's not like they'd ONLY be good at driving and cant assist in any other way... I'm sure they can and do. But in my head I assumed they go out in teams, where one of them is the primary driver. And yes my comment WAS specifically about the driver believe it or not, who not only has to drive to the scene, help save a life, but then also speed them to the hospital. Of course all first responders are vital and important, but that's just where my head went when I wrote that, because every time I'm out and I see an ambulance speeding by, for whatever reason, I think mostly about the stress of the one driving in unpredictable traffic. Yes, same goes for cops and firefighters I know. just seems that much more stressful when you have to first speed to the call then, sometimes, also speed them to the hospital. I hope that clarifies my thought process. No slap in the face intended

​@@CalebErosa"Ambulance drivers do not have to be paramedics, although some paramedics are also ambulance drivers. The level of medical training and experience you need to become an ambulance driver varies by state. The minimum medical skills an ambulance driver needs are CPR and basic life support (BLS) certifications." i love how you're offended on their behalf but don't know shit

I don't think cops are regular people.

@@voxelemur ok

What would be interesting about interviewing someone from a town of 300 people who's never left and who never sees anything or does anything new. If it was about farming I guess it would be interesting conversation

@@user-nj1zu2nf1x I’ve been from Montana to Florida and Mexico and a lot of places in between. There are interesting people everywhere. Heck, you may even have an interesting story or two. Theo interviewed a truck driver once, pretty good stories. My grandfather was a world war veteran and lived to be 90 years old. He was very interesting with a lot of knowledge and experience. You don’t have to be famous or from a big town to be interesting.

@@voxelemur L

Me too, dammit lol

Will someone time-stamp it? In case I missed it because I'm finishing but part at work I was vacuuming and not hearing

@@nateone6632 1:39:08 is when he talks about that one in particular!

1:35:22 is when he starts discussing telling people their loved ones are gone

Me too. I woke up one morning to my teenage son having died in his sleep from an illness. The demarcation in time between not knowing what was wrong and knowing is so incredibly defined and brutal. I feel it carved on my soul. An additional 45 minutes without that feeling is a tremendous gift.

Well said my man 🙏🏼

You people are proving to be paid for or actual idiots. A pioneer??? Really? At what?

@@cravinbob damn, you must be a cynical nihilist if you don't understand the importance of how Theo interviewing normal 9-5 workers is cathartic and relatable, opposed to musicians and celebs like every other podcast... Yeah, that's pioneering. I am not talking about Daniel Boone, genius

Idk man, lots of cops are boring idiots compared to this guy

@@jonbarron8049 That's hyperbole, my guy... You haven't met every cop to make that kind of qualifying statement. I get what you are saying, but that's a bias which is based on your own experiences and ancedotal information. Stereotyping is what has got us to this point, maybe we should all stop painting everything with broad strokes.

41:15

That had me in tears 😂😂😂

It was if he had that stored for years waiting for the right time to unleash it 😂👍

I wouldn’t go that far… but it was funny and did make me laugh.

Theo puts out spontaneous witty one liners naturally I think 😂 like how some people smile when they nervous, him n Normand have a comedic-tism I swear lol

That had me rollin' for like 5 minutes lol

That’s Officer B. White! Don’t forget the rad part either! Haha!

Fuck the police. Monsters seem like normal people from the outside

I agree.

@@brett6204😂 jfcyaft

Cops are not blue collar bruv, they’re part of the government

Yeah! Just when we thought Theo couldn't get any more unique. Lol. He's the 💣

These type are all I watch

You mean "a lie"?

Next was the pepsi joke. Frikin hilarious

Or cutting the kite string like a grand opening … ✂️🍆

It's always amazed me about Theo, he's seemingly always constantly firing on all cyclinders...

That will make you switch to Pepsi That's the one that got me 😂

Yeah this guy has a really nice personality

All Police officers have stories like this….even small town Cops. Most people just don’t understand.

I don't know how the guy didn't die laughing at that

@@bobthemadmonkeyGreat line for sure 😂 I'd imagine it has something to do with the optics. He always seemed aware of the public's POV.

I came to the comments to see if anybody had mentioned this 😭 theo is a funny dude man.

Haha I saw this comment and was waiting for it in the podcast, wondering when this line would come because you never know wit Theo haha and man that was perfect!

bro that shit had me crying

@jon someone's gotta deliver the news

I cried....I hardly ever cry

@@jonWilk8156 imagine how fucked up your life would be if they weren’t here homeboy

@@jonWilk8156are you for real? Try to listen to things you hear and change your perspective just a little.

What a significant moment of the Pod. It’s relatable, anyone who loses a family member experiences a life changing moment getting that news. I had to tell a woman and her kids in Iraq that her husband was just shot up by some militia guys. She started screaming at me and fell to the ground grabbing my clothes. She was old and dressed in all black and her skin was wrinkly and leathery… I had nightmares from that for awhile some old lady screaming in my face..

Also this dude looks like rob riggle and Adam egat had a baby

And slipping in those little jokes at the perfect moments.

Imagine praising pigs like good a cuck

@@nolives you honestly think he's a bad guy after watching this. I think you have a personal problem with all cops

Hey thanks for your service

i hope ur ashamed by the institutional racism misogyny and homophobia in our police force mate

@@omiethamsia9009 😂😂😂😂

@@omiethamsia9009 like he can change that as a whole. Not all cops are bad, but it attracts a certain kind of people

@@hagenre8909 it definitely attracts a certain type of person. ACAB

DEFUND THE POLICE

@@JACKSHAMAN-zw2qnbruh

​@@JACKSHAMAN-zw2qneven if its sarcasm you might trigger the wrong responce from dummies

This guy is weird. Some of the things he says are creepy and weird if you think about them. The way he speaks about things, giving his perspective is extremely off putting!!

@@Kitsuragi556 you are a complete mess of a human being!!! You think you can just say things and make up accusations towards people and just think it’s true. You need to correct your ways. What you said was worse than the pig

He just did

@@DrNickRiveriawhere?

​@@ajackson9203lol fckn seriously?

@@ajackson9203this video. The cop is a first responder but I know what y’all mean

At first I thought it said pandemic. I was like damn.. how's his father a pandemic. To many edibles tonight

Because deep down he's one of us

@@docjohnson1 thats why theo is the person id say i wanna meet then jordan peterson then rogan

Theo, it would be good for you to have a Black cop on from the same area, with the same age!!! Don’t just have a white cop on and not a black cop from the same era

@William Macomb that's stupid, you want a cop of rvery color? Brown? Yellow? Purple? Red?

17:30 Oh my gosh Theo!!😂😂😂

@@lukebeasley234I bet if you check Zacs search bar it says “ what’s it called when you die taking a shit?”

I agree!

What? This guy said out of a one million cops theres a thousand bad ones. He is either hopelessly optimistic or just plain lying.

@@boogsybrooks nope i'd be willing to believe him i'm sure hes more educated than anyone in these comment sections about the police force

This is the first one I found like this (unknown person that holds good conversation). I'm looking for more, including the Mortician one.

I’m sorry for your loss, thank you so much for sharing your experience :)

I’m so sorry for your loss

Sorry to hear that. I would go completely nuts if I had to deal with seeing that kind of thing on a daily basis as a cop.

@@southstudyspecialaide4934 Yeah, I have to imagine it would be emotionally extremely tough. I think that to choose the profession at all indicates, typically, a person that is protective and wants to help. There was very little they could do for us.

I'm so incredibly sorry for your loss. A parents worst nightmare. My heart is with your family.

Agreed. I have sent it to everyone I know.

Without a doubt

As a former military police and then a civilian cop this is one of the most brutally on point description of the world you step into... peak behind the curtain for sure

He talks about good cops, why not talk about bad cops?

@@blueskydiscount There's umpteen million interviews, videos, toks about the bad cops and virtually zero on the good ones... Understand

Have lots of relatives who were cops. They all have similar stories to this. Most of them have permanent injuries from crashes, fights, etc

Now you can call yourself a good little bootlicker

Jon Bernthal does some of this too. He has interviewed a cop on his podcast 👍🏻

Joe Rogan does a bunch too!!!

We in the blue collar community call ourselves normal people

This is a new form of history. Before it was oral history where average people were interviewed. There are many oral history projects around the country and many are free to listen to, I recommend you look for some! As a history major who wants to be a curator, I am very excited to see where this medium of history goes

This guy needs to run for sheriff in whatever jurisdiction he lives. He’s well-spoken, thoughtful, insightful, sensory, and reflective. We need more people like him in these positions… not people who use words that sound good but are totally empty. Not career politicians sleeping with lobbyists to buy influence and pad their pockets.

That’ll make you switch to Pepsi😭😭

Lmfao he’s saying what we’re all thinking but won’t say out loud😂 like about black dudes and smash and grab shoplifting hahahaha

These two could barely scratch the surface of what they chose as the subject matter. They both showed a lack of understanding of what the United States of America is. They don't understand that government has different meanings. To say you hate government is not the same as saying something about the different forms of government. So many talk of our democracy and are really brainwashed into believing the form of government we have is a democracy, it is not and you do not want that either. Democracy runs on a "majority rules" which always devolves into dictatorships. The premise overlooks the fact the majority of populations are not smarter and those with natural and gained intelligence are a minority. Democracy does not allow the true smarter citizen a voice. "Theo's commentary" was merely him asking or stating superficial questions or displaying his lack of depth of thought. If I gave a lift in my car to a prostitute I am a sex trafficker according to the law. At one point he reveals that he believes drugs cause homosexuality! That alone should make it clear that "podcasts" are merely a self-made stage in one's own basement upon which they perform their personal act for friends. The subject of serial murderers was brought up and dropped quickly because neither of them actually know anything about serial killers! The retired cop should have known. I will point out that we have people among us who can be and are diagnosed as "sociopath" yet still very few of us have a clue as to what it is. Some believe sociopaths are serial killers which is not true. We all have known a sociopath or two or even married one or work for one. They are the ones who do not care about others or lie all the time but they are not all serial killers BUT all serial killers are sociopaths. They feel no remorse. The retired cop revealed his youth had a criminal element but I doubt he reformed. He realized that police work pays real well and he could do to others what he wanted and since others were targets for arrest the public would not care. And his youth record was sealed. Post traumatic stress Theo and the cop referred to as "mentally ill" shows the cop knows normal people should not and are not police officers working the streets. Stress takes a toll on normal people. Theo is clueless still on that topic. The cop said what cops rarely mention and that is they retire after 20 or 25 years with pay and benefits then can go on to a new career without losing their cop pay. Neither understands the Constitution so in other words they are uneducated. Criminals usually start life being abused which would've got them your sympathy and when they are adults their behaviors become criminal. They are not helped but put in cages. Drug use is to ease the symptoms of a childhood of no love and isolation. Normal children do not drink, smoke or indulge in drug abuse. Sober adults usually don't start smoking etc when they are 21. Children obtain their first drugs from their family not a stranger on a "street corner". Meth doesn't make people stupid, stupid begins on its own. Methamphetamine is also known as Adderall which is given to children by doctors for ADHD, 20 million worldwide is a combination of amphetamine and dextroamphetamine. Doctors do not call patients "tweakers". My dentist says meth does not rot teeth but sugar in soda pop and not brushing does contribute to quicker tooth decay. I will stop by saying that we do not know that the guy was really even a cop but he said he was and cops never lie right? I could put on a white lab coat and hang a stethoscope around my neck, carry a clipboard and you would know I was a doctor if I said I was...

@@cravinbob dude typed a whole book no one will read

I was looking for a comment like this, and then he probably had to keep working his shift after.

You do not know any of this to be true.

@@cravinbob true, no one knows anything about anything that's ever happened. ever.

Same bro. Made me tear up forsure

@@cravinbob if it were to be a lie - it is still a sad story.

For sure

I second that! I’d love to hear this man talk more. Hopefully him and one of his buddies comes up with a podcast.

Funny that, cops jobs are cake according to the death statistics. Logging is extremely dangerous & the men who know the trade love it! Just as little as a few decades ago west coast timber fallers considered themselves lucky to be able to retire at 60, before being killed. Do you understand that? More people got killed than retired at 60..

BECAUSE ITS FAKE

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decades of being in a position where communication is paramount id expect him to be a good story teller. seems like a decent and upstanding officer.

Imagine how he felt after leaving the first traffic stop.

I won’t imagine it

@@joshbeil1410 if you reconsider, please lettuce know

when I was a bootleg embalmer back in the day, I'd seen some similar chit

i used to sell caskets out the back door to murderers with respect for their victims- you'd be shocked how often this happens

Great comment, ma'am. In regards to your comments on the media, I agree wholeheartedly. The demonization of law enforcement, and disproportionate reporting of "bad" police interactions (particularly white officers mistreating black people) is a huge issue. While bad officers certainly exist (and unfortunately there are more than I'd like there to be), racial profiling can & does happen, and it's imperative for journalists to report and expose these things - the bias & disparity in the media' coverage misrepresents law enforcement as a whole and distorts the public's perception. Its abundantly clear that the media (under direction of God knows who) cherry picks the stories they report - and romanticizes certain ones - to intentionally skew public opinion in a certain direction. But there's a much larger picture here, which ultimately boils down to provoking the specific kinds of fear & anger that facilitate an easier seizure of freedoms from the populace, that I won't get into right now. In regards to good officers like the man in this podcast. They certainly exist - I've run into a few in my 30 years on earth - but unfortunately, bad ones exist as well. And more unfortunate is that, in my experience with police (suburbs of Chicago in my teens police encounters were frequent), I've met more "bad" ones than good. By "bad" I mean, primarily: - disrespectful without provocation (treating you like a criminal or as if you're hiding something) - immature/unprofessional behavior and comments (laughing, antagonizing, bragging about a party they're going to, stealing during welfare checks, etc) - aggressive and hostile without provocation (had a large officer stop my friends and I in a 7-11 parking lot and curse us out, while we stood silent and confused, before telling me he'd get a "warrant for my arrest" if I was recording him on my phone... after which he confiscated it and searched for recordings of himself) - clearly taking pleasure in the power dynamic of the interactions, and the fear it instills in teens So I've seen both sides of it; mostly the bad side of law enforcement. And I absolutely think there needs to be stricter standards in vetting prospective officers, as it's an incredibly powerful position with shockingly simple means of getting in. Nonetheless, the media's coverage of law enforcement, particularly during the latter portion of Trump's presidency, was nothing short of an outrage the likes of which I've never heard of in this country's history. Intentionally provoked violent & destructive riots in every major city, and calls for eradication of the police nationwide. That is NOT to be forgotten, by myself, and millions of other young men.

I work for my city so I’m friends with and or somewhat know basically all the police. To me they are on average some of the best people i know. They have an extremely hard and stressful job.

Where do the orgies and polygamy come in to play there? Never seen more "poly" people in one place than at hospitals. Thank tinder for that info

More so they become numb ro it and they know their colleagues do aswell so joking about it can be easy . But that's anyone's Imran you can tell when ppl bring up bizarre deaths in interviews they seem kinda giggly fir a second but they dual it back down because reality kicks in on how it's wrong to laugh

That’s the reason so many nurses date cops… I can’t tell you how many police/nurse couples I’ve seen since 2004 working in hospitals…

@@rustyricky6684 Me too. I had many nursing friends who dated cops or firemen.

How about a simple straight one liner they become desensitized pretty much similar or same thing as poor people white and black poor people that become desensitized and inner cities around crime and drugs are there humans do and people talk bad about them and look down on them they're humans too they are products and victims of their environment in victims of police do but they become desensitized do the things around them in which they see and hardened search for in which that case I am a grown person that has experienced that very hardship and everything but I look back and I remember everything house society was it how to treat people and I have a tasteful mind of my own and have jokes like that with just me and my closest people therefore I say that doctors in and cops are desensitized and normalized and that is not a good thing and we do not have an answer to correct that as of yet why don't you do the same thing day in and day out every single day even if it's your passion on your dream famous people wind up getting tired of it or even hating it it basically if you're a doctor you look at the person it's just another number not saying they're bad people