finally someone listened to Cave Johnson

Beat us all to it haha

But they are not loaded with gun powder; its asbestos

I was looking for this comment

Haha literally the first thing I thought of

I was searching for this comment, and here it is.

aperture moment

Aw, I should have looked for this before making the same joke

Hello Investors! Cave Johnson here.....

I was just about to comment that. Portal 3 valve?

Funniest thing is, there was most likely never even a german at 1,000M up when it was designed.

To be fair, there was a version with a stock, extended mag, and long barrel

@@spizun of corse, no German would be as tall as 1000 m!!!!

@@lborlet52041 kilometer is still a “little” excessive though

eh only if you were aiming high enough.

I was thinking the same thing great minds think alike

I've seen one too many of those, my guy lol

@@AjitaniShirasu same

"Coops Trashy Blasters"

@@zacharyb5701 better trademark that shit before someone else does lmao

Except for the C96, which surprised me since its the OG semi auto pistol. You'd think he'd be better learned on it

He doesn’t though… the revolver was a .38 special, which I don’t think he brought up and the m1911 the Glock and the Mauser are easily the most recognizable gun.

@@Greendawn-di3dlwell which .38 special, thats really vague

@@bravo6959 there are also multiple glocks and Mausers. What kind of question is this; like there are like 16 different kalashnokov variants. A .38 special is exactly as stated, small concealable revolvers being in that caliber.

Minus Alec Baldwining his camera

To be fair one of these darts I don’t want in my eyes

12:45 HIS DOG

@GunNo!r10-64 na it’s ok he was using blanks🤣

keep the muscle memory to prevent negligent discharge of a real one

But he's buying from Amazon. I had a squiz a while back to see what stuff was around on ebay and I remember seeing the orange 1911 cheaper if direct from China for example.

Blitzfire looks so legit how it compares to the jolt in price?

15 US dollars.. right? God am I glad I live near China, I bought the Glock models for like 4 dollars-ish.

@@QuietFromMetalGearSolid blitz fire is awesome, cheaper than nerf cuz no name brand

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I bought the orange 1911 and it would make a great prop, the firing spring and the slide return spring are different so you can remove the firing system and have the slide work a lot smoother, also the grips is removable so you can paint them easier, it’s cheap and almost a 1:1 scale

@@Sheryl_krabbenhoft justgood

I bought the Mauser, took it all apart and repainted everything. Gave it that realistic WW2 look and I use it as a prop while playin Secret Hitler with the homies on game nights. Its quite hilarious and makes the game much more enjoyable when you actually have something to shoot when you have too in the game.

You can get realistic-looking toy guns only for 3 dollars you know

@@nielanthonymacahusay8963 But they wouldn't have working slides or ejecting shells. Solid plastic props definitely have their place, but there are benefits to spending more and getting one of these sorts of things.

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what about their -1 cm range? And their functionality?

@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 tbh I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic but ok

No joke. I'd probably die by then, but last much longer than those cheap foam plinkers.

no a jolt if so much freaking better

Yeah it's interesting to see what stuff is like across the spectrum. Probs also deters a lot of people from wasting money who were curious about this kinda thing too.

Me too fam

Samesies broskies

I agree

Same, love the high quality blaster reviews however I always see these advertised and I'm always curious how bad they really are.

You sneaky little...

is the worst one spelled "Pinofk" or "BigGun"? or is that coop pronouncing BigGun wrong?

I thought it was Mauser. Pronounced Mawzer.

You sneaky bastard

yeah i know right

SAME

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there are softair spring 1911's taht cost 20 bucks and are made out of actual metal and look 90% real

Plus the c96 isn't supposed to be mag fed

@@le_courier there actually were some C96 Variants that were fed by detachable 20 and 40 round magazines notably the Schnellfeuer and the M1917 Trench Carbine prototype

Or use the grey and yellow usp

It has good accuracy but not much power or fire length

Watching his videos and watching air soft videos is how I taught myself trigger discipline, then when she was six I taught my lil sis it too, I’m rlly proud of her for it still three years later

He has some firearms and firearm training

@@ttskyhammer9169 He also owns real guns, but given the demographic of his channel’s viewers he said he’s never wanted to make videos on them

The old shotgun that was crap doesn't have an orange tip, American gun laws always enforce the rules of not remove orange tips, for safety

I was just thinking that... Even with toy guns he exhibits very good trigger discipline and safe methods of clearing malfunctions

ah no wondet

Were Sorry wrong comment

Wait, so you can load gel balls into those shells instead of darts? I mean it comes in package for dart compatibility, but maybe I can just fit an expanded gel ball in and blast away.

@@hainhatphung1371 The spring is too weak for expanded gel balls. It has special shells for 7mm gels, and it would need a inner barrel for better accuracy.

@@hainhatphung1371 no, you need the og gel ball shells and it needs the metal barrel

Mind if you send me the link pls?? Im a fellow filipino as well

@@ivertrionnicblazingwell1757 i cant :P its restricted

@@kaeli3741 dang I was thinking about getting one myself (if it was possible)

Mabuhay! Brother

@@manemsricka.6917 Unrelated.

the fact that the hammer moves back when you pull on half the reciever that's not supposed to move is just insulting

Same

And that it's a m712 not a c96

@@Che_Yo True, and the manufacturer labeled it as a c96. :0

oh yeah it is backwards

Big iron on his hip

Revolvers are ridiculously simple mechanics-wise. They don't need a Recoil system, or a Blowback system. They are purely mechanical and require either the hammer being precocked, or the User pulling the Trigger to cycle the cylinder.

That's why revolvers are the best

@@ShinMalpher I can tell that you would think so with the destiny revolver as ur pfp lol

@@Shadowbeast-ww7hi *ehehehe, yeah...*

or maybe the dog also knew those are trash and was like "yeah imma sit here, you're not gonna hit me with those"

That's what I'm saying!!

and doggo also sees coop suffering by using toys made from debris

To be fair, the black "gun" was the only one to scare it away, so that gives it extra points I would think...

I had one in the early 90s man. lost all the bullets in an afternoon.

Oh, I own a pair of ahootin shell revolvers. Got the shells, none of the plastic bullets.

in china its only about 30 rmb,which is about 5 dollar,poor quality for sure

@@xiaopyang976 not really, it’s 12 dollars in the US and it lasted me a few months of use given that I dropped it several times

@@shocknaw the quality is worth it for it price,thats for sure

@@shocknaw China makes some pretty toy foam pistols this year,which is very good quality and science fiction look,like fire rat s200,more worth to try

So it was intentionally made to be a prop...

@Paul Martin You know not all countries outside the US are in some sort of civil war with child soldiers running around, right?

My brother had an ak-47 toy when he was little, had a jungle camo on it. I had an MP5k which was fully black apart from an orange tip on the barrel. We live in the UK where you literally just don't get guns at all so there's no need for companies to paint toys bright colours here

@@assassinwookiee8460 smaller than real mp5k fired orange rubber darts? I had one but it was dark (denim looking) blue

@@QuietFromMetalGearSolid didn't fire anything, just made a noise when you pulled the trigger and had a light where the shell would have been ejected 😅

America frick yeah

An alternative is one of the cap guns you can get that costs like 1/6th of that though lol.

@@Stevenwave- cap guns are very undersized. Never held one that felt right in my hand.

@@joshbrown8756 Yeah that's true. I haven't held any in a long time so can't say any different.

What changes were made to chinese toy law??

the really crazy law is toy guns kinetic energy should less than 0.16j/cm2,give me a cup of bubble tea and a straw, i can break the law with my mouth.nerf and laser toy are our last territory,after that we can only play slingshot

Thats so weak .16 joules what made them change the law? So does that apply to Chinese airsoft guns? That sucks. Ironically the same country makes legal explosives and export around the whole world(fireworks). I guess a foam dart that shoots more than 10 ft would completely decapitate somebody lmao

@@beezyman8226 I think its because such toys are obviously meant for kids, and they are particularly strict on that kind of thing. Fireworks and other dangerous things are not targeting kids, so they have a lot more leeway. Kids can still get their hands on that stuff, because they always will, but they won't be sold with kids specifically in mind

Blaster’s trash

Tldr; good review, do more

Agreed

That way you get 65% more bullet per bullet.

I played portal before but I don't even know that!

For people who play TF2, spy, engineer, and scout have guns that shoot the entire cartridge. For spy, his revolvers shoot the entire cartridge, because when you go to reload there's no cartridges seen in the cylinder. As for scout and engineer, no cartridges are ejected from the pistols they use, (with the exception of TF2 classic, where cartridges are ejected and magazines are seen being dropped after reloading), and for engineer, his gun seems to eat each magazine it fires because during reloading the empty magazine never drops out of the gun, but a new one is still able to be inserted

@@bigdapramirez6157 huh, interesting

@@juusstis3664 it's true. If you watch some of the demonstrations or play the game you'll see what I mean

it doesn't prime like that either i dont know what it is called but its kind of like a hinge that comes up and back

@@gerardmcquade you're thinking of the toggle lock on the P08, the Mauser uses a slide but it doesn't reciprocate with the whole receiver like the one in the video

@@bulbobaggins thank you for correcting me i like to learn

@Paul Martin i dont see the point in arguing something especially if you are wrong

@Paul Martin its funny watching those people go back and forward at each other i watch those videos too

Reported for telling people both to buy this crap blaster AND to use a hammershot to fix it.

@@Crowfist he wasnt even telling people to buy it, he was just telling people who wanted to buy it or already had it how to fix it.

@@Crowfist bro straight up reported the guy for no reason💀

@@AbsnormalCoolest report you for being lame

@@DiamondWolfproGame reporting you for dying at such a lame thing ive done