Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr
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4 роки томуAs the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the first part in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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@TheShaitan2000 Рік тому
This man not only has the perfect dark jokes, but the perfect sociopath face to deliver them.
@alm2187 Рік тому
Yea, he looks a smidge like Moriarty on BBC's Sherlock.
@sisiglamig 5 місяців тому
Like a British Homelander
@mickd6942 4 роки тому
Best part was the audiance trying to tell if they should laugh or be offended
@Doom_Guy__ 3 роки тому
Sooo, the entire video then?
@wipmegrandma8780 3 роки тому
@wallaceneal if he's honest about fucking kids then I'd be scared if you weren't offended
@gryphon8023 3 роки тому
America is the only country that gets offended with comedy.
@gryphon8023 3 роки тому
@Still Sidda ok what makes it ridiculous?
@tibik.8407 3 роки тому
@@gryphon8023 Seems like he didn't have the spine to respond. Typical kids.
@cleancrimson5494 4 роки тому
It’s like a ted talk but rated R
@osamashatat 4 роки тому
Clean Crimson R? Maybe X
@johngreydanus2033 4 роки тому
he's got the face and look for it
@djsnowpdx 4 роки тому
This TED Talk is rated Carr.
@crabsta 4 роки тому
@@djsnowpdx Well done Sir
@thebugbear9198 3 роки тому
So it’s like a ted talk then
@RBHD93 4 роки тому
Seen him live and he's more dark when the cameras aren't on him 😂 would recommend going to watch him
@shaunhaas4784 4 роки тому
He is fantastic to see live I'll never forget it
@aznee1516 4 роки тому
The second i turn 18 i am flying to uk to see him
@emillybech3837 4 роки тому
That's going to be a bit difficult at the moment.
@aznee1516 4 роки тому
Emil Lybech why
@johntregon9307 4 роки тому
@@aznee1516 What's Corona
@Xeroph-5 2 роки тому
"When I was a child I was scared of the dentist... He was a pedophile" The best short joke I've ever heard
@louisbaker999 2 роки тому
i don't get it??
@Joe-bo2fv 2 роки тому
@@louisbaker999 When he was a kid he was scared of the dentist because the dentist was a pedophile, and paedophiles like kids
@kenlieck7756 2 роки тому
@@myapinion9022 And get those cavities filled!
@manikantan4809 2 роки тому
@@myapinion9022 how does that help with undertsanding a joke, he is a social network rookie help him grow
@alecnewman6052 2 роки тому
I like "I dont know much about midgets but i'll tell you what a do know... very little" pretty sure its also a Jimmy Carr bit. he's great xD
@MartinMcMartin 4 роки тому
There are no risky jokes, just risky audiences.
@FriendlyCloaker 4 роки тому
fax
@robs715 4 роки тому
YourFriendlyCloaker who even sends a fax any more?
@FriendlyCloaker 4 роки тому
@@robs715 fax machines
@smarttv9699 4 роки тому
@@FriendlyCloaker fair play
@SH-fz9dy 4 роки тому
SJW's
@lazyjesus6573 4 роки тому
Jimmy once said, the best way to make jokes is to go with what you know.
@mcpringlz6914 4 роки тому
He seems to know a lot about fucking kids then
@MrDpPd 4 роки тому
@@mcpringlz6914 lmao
@patavalttia 4 роки тому
He is only *kidding*
@AOMartialArts 4 роки тому
@@mcpringlz6914 Yeah. It's not funny. Here's probably on Epstein's flight log if you know what I mean...
@nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251 4 роки тому
Yeah especially when they are all written for him
@spikespoke5446 3 роки тому
My favourite jimmy Carr risky moment is when he didn’t Pay his taxes
@ottomatic7997 3 роки тому
too soon..
@gwalker007 3 роки тому
Should've been a heckle for the credit crunch gag
@noodle845 3 роки тому
Jimmy is a drop in the ocean compared to Amazon and companies like that 😬 but yeah let's focus on Jimmy 😂
@noodle845 3 роки тому
@@ShiningTitan its relative to what the person or business earns though isnt it!
@noodle845 3 роки тому
@@ShiningTitan I don't follow! Do you have shares in Amazon?
@boltavoltabolt 4 роки тому
lesson: never take a first date to a jimmy carr show
@TheVanillatech 4 роки тому
I always take mine to the woods...
@boltavoltabolt 4 роки тому
@@TheVanillatech hey Jimmy how are you
@kai-kp7zi 4 роки тому
@@TheVanillatech lmfao
@TheVanillatech 4 роки тому
@@kai-kp7zi Seriously. That way I get as many extra "dates" as I want. Just have to remember to bring the shovel.
@josephhodges718 4 роки тому
Or do, to realize if she's worth keeping. My gf loves Jimmy Carr too lol
@slashsummer7766 4 роки тому
Cameraman definitly got his priorities right :'D
@revengefrommars 4 роки тому
6:54 and 8:41 I assume?
@goatmansasquatch1485 4 роки тому
revengefrommars drop 6:54 and we agree on something
@yanikg-force 4 роки тому
You know that’s right! Lol.
@dominichaesner7080 4 роки тому
@@revengefrommars you are forgetting 5:47
@josefernandez4423 4 роки тому
He is a man of culture
@bostonarchie3194 4 роки тому
We need more people like Jimmy
@whollymindless 4 роки тому
I'd recommend only similar people. Multiple Jimmy's and they'd fight over his girlfriend.
@richc2587 4 роки тому
We need more people like the camera man (maybe woman but doubt it )
@Earthneedsado-over177 4 роки тому
Do you have the technology to clone people? We don't need more people like him, he needs more people like us or he would be out of a job. Ha! 😏
@o_o8684 3 роки тому
The Buttsmarn
@benTheSchmidt 3 роки тому
We really don't
@KimIsNotAUnicorn 4 роки тому
that Make-A-Wish joke will forever get me😂😭
@Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому
Yeah me too, I was involved with them years and years ago.
@kenlieck7756 2 роки тому
@@Scratchingforcash Why'd you stop? You know it's all different kids now, right?
@Scratchingforcash 2 роки тому
@@kenlieck7756 I don’t know. I have other things I’m involved in.
@Zikar 4 роки тому
I'd love to hear more of Jimmy talking about the psychology behind laughter, jokes and things like that. I know he's done shows about it before, but it's still and endlessly fascinating subject.
@jjaus 4 роки тому
Buy his book.
@SanctuaryADO 4 роки тому
I own his book The Naked Jape, it's very good and talks about that sort of thing. As an aspiring comedian myself it's been very useful
@markoneill8188 4 роки тому
Don't forget to give frankie abit of credit he's helped him get sicker lol
@musicwelikemang 4 роки тому
@@markoneill8188 Frankie Boyle you mean? His dark comedy had a great effect on british humour. So much funnier than most US blokes
@markoneill8188 4 роки тому
@@musicwelikemang yes boss frankie sat with him and helped him and I suppose vi's versa.. And tbh American comics would never get away with what these boys comment on.
@KiatHuang 2 роки тому
Very dark humour. But very intelligently done - highlighting taboo subjects. He treats his audience with respect as smart, not dumb, people.
@giftedfooljjhg1981thepasmb 10 місяців тому
I met Jimmy while he was doing a show in town. Very humble and gracious. This guy is the master of destroying hecklers
@vangroover1903 2 місяці тому
I heard from his GF he has a lot to be humble about.
@JB-ym4up 3 роки тому
The woman who said I like football is a genius.
@AdolfAuschwitz79 3 роки тому
5:48 gotta give cameraman credit for finding pretty and chesty woman in crowd.
@veloc123 3 роки тому
chesty is now renamed covidey...sorry i am going to have to report you...
@garvitsharma491 2 роки тому
@@veloc123 wtf dude lmfao
@partida675 Рік тому
8:40
@Cameron.w 3 роки тому
Comedy has no boundaries. I love this 😂😂😂
@nickthetrixter5356 2 роки тому
i mean its got more boundaries than your mother. she just lets anyone "slip in"
@belalabusultan5911 11 місяців тому
it clearly has boundaries, but he didn't cross them. if I massacred some people for the sake of a joke, and it was a funny joke actually, that's still a line that shouldn't be crossed.
@kosherjew4223 8 місяців тому
YES!!!
@contentxproductions9209 4 роки тому
whenever i feel down i'll always remember the lady who cheered at 7:53
@josefernandez4423 4 роки тому
I was snorting like a pig. Especially on the fillings joke 😂
@christophergregory1205 4 роки тому
Some of the best laughs there are 😂😂😂
@captpicard6894 3 роки тому
We’ve all got to start a new campaign going to get “Struggle Snuggle” as the new catchphrase out there😂😂😂😂
@zackpenhaligon9904 3 роки тому
Struggle snuggle - when kiss chase goes too far!
@ph4tboy 4 роки тому
5:21 that guy looks like he's thinking "I can relate"
@paladinsmith7050 3 роки тому
😂😂
@gastropod557 3 роки тому
This guy is brilliant! On and on, non-stop...and me, 72 and damn near weeing myself.
@rehany3401 2 роки тому
U ded yet?
@samuelcowdrey2806 Рік тому
@@rehany3401 🤣
@rehany3401 Рік тому
@@samuelcowdrey2806 ig he is 😂😂
@shybairnsgetnowt 2 роки тому
The struggle snuggle 😂 bloody adorable
@theelephantintheroom69 3 роки тому
0:30 His reaction to them is priceless.
@theobserver2889 4 роки тому
HAHAHAHAHA absolute gold thanks for the pick me up.
@thatguy1835 4 роки тому
Plot twist: he was just telling the truth
@robertsmith6897 3 роки тому
Jimmy saville all over again
@robertsmith6897 3 роки тому
@Terncote so did saville lol
@sagittariusman9307 3 роки тому
Chris D'elia? 🤔
@filmfelineadmin 2 роки тому
There are moments when I wonder if he is like Dexter 🤣😅🤣
@lordgrim1798 3 роки тому
Humor is like *people* Most people don't like the dark ones
@ethentsiamalili5197 3 роки тому
Bruv I'm black and this actually good as
@lolanator2345 3 роки тому
I like the dark ones
@bloodytroll9626 2 роки тому
Dark humor is like food . . . . . . Not everyone gets it
@chesneybadman 4 роки тому
You make this quarantine so much easier
@DavidBcc Рік тому
Complying to government tyranny is a choice.
@HarrisonWheeler358 3 роки тому
jimmy jokes got me banned from an online chat..is that a surprise? lmao
@hankmoody6543 4 роки тому
camera-man seems to know his stuff quite well..
@nickevershedmusic8927 4 роки тому
What do you mean his stuff 😂
@RY-ey9xf 4 роки тому
NickEvershedMusic 5:48
@hankmoody6543 4 роки тому
@@nickevershedmusic8927 taste, priorities and whatnot...
@nickevershedmusic8927 4 роки тому
Ricky yuksel haha right! ;)
@NotTheStinkyCheese 4 роки тому
if you've got to stare at the audience at least make it worth your while ;-)
@billybobjones4317 2 роки тому
We need more sets from you, out of all the edgy comics, you are the best, you can do a range of funny and I don't think anything should be out of reach as far as a joke goes. Keep up the great work
@jackrobinson9403 2 роки тому
I would invite you to a romantic restraunt, If it wasnt for the fact the only place they'd serve you is an abortion clinic! (My best attempt at a Jimmy Carr styled roast, forgive me if it's not spot on xD )
@garybaltiejus7248 2 роки тому
Jimmy is absolutely hilarious I think he has an awesome sense of humour
@Joel-bj8om 3 роки тому
Dark humour jokes are like spicy food, They are not for the faint of heart.
@willchurch8376 2 роки тому
Dark humour is like regular food, not everyone gets it.
@apianistadrift 4 роки тому
Struggle snuggle! Good lord.
@DavidSmith-oy4of 4 роки тому
A love fight.
@MrTruehoustonian 3 роки тому
Who could be mad at struggle snugglist.
@asmitak9232 3 роки тому
@@MrTruehoustonian h
@MrTruehoustonian 3 роки тому
@@asmitak9232 hehe
@snowman8329 2 роки тому
If this guy was American, he would have been cancelled. He's the first proper stand-up comedian I've seen in my life. He's up there with Dangerfield and Youngman. Great British schtick!
@cromac3319 4 роки тому
What a funny, talented, kind and generous guy Jimmy Carr is +1 Keep them coming Jimmy!
@Chapsmeister 2 роки тому
Greetings from Sweden! I'm so happy there's so much of your material on youtube, I think you're the funniest man alive and posssibly to ever exist. Hope I get to see you live sometime!
@davidtuba1559 4 роки тому
How many fillings lmaooooooo
@eloquentlyemma 3 роки тому
A couples of people in the comments have mentioned Jimmy’s taxes but to his credit, he is the only person in Britain who has actually apologised. When people found out about David Cameron, Jacob Rees Mogg and others having their money in offshore accounts and running/using companies based in tax havens such as panama, they didn’t apologise.
@ra5071 2 роки тому
Yeah saying sorry makes it all better lol... Btw I'm not fussed either way
@Blaine_St_Cloud 2 роки тому
He didn't do anything against the law and if my accountant said do this and save money I'd do it. Different for Politicians though, they should close the loopholes not exploit them.
@battylop 2 роки тому
@@Blaine_St_Cloud plus he paid it all back.. thats also a first
@shranaployasam7495 Рік тому
That's because they done nothing wrong, tax avoidance is not a crime.
@SUPPS2GO Рік тому
The whole point of an accountant is to sort your finances. Surely you just go with what they advise or what’s the point of them? I’m sure there’s people who do way worse. Gotta keep as much of your money as you can, I say.
@shaileshrana7165 4 роки тому
Keep the good stuff coming, Jimmy!
@petten33 3 роки тому
Jimmy's a smart cookie. He's a helluva gameshow host, too.❤️🤗🇨🇦
@Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому
Jimmy is the best comic ever! I wish he was coming to Pittsburgh, I would love to see him live.
@Liam3015 2 роки тому
Tim Vine
@filmfelineadmin 2 роки тому
George Carlin is the best comic ever but Jimmy comes in a decent second
@kellingtonlink956 4 роки тому
Masterfull comedic control. Truly great jokes. Thanks for the video, Mr.Carr.
@kronosf1533 4 роки тому
Does he actually wait for everyone after EVERY gig?
@clivewells7090 4 роки тому
Have heard this from a couple of audiencee's in the comments but not been myself, unfortunately! In actual fact I remember seeing him meeting people after a gig on the extras of a DVD of his. What I do know is Jimmy's at the highest echelons of comedy and if he needs an early night/child prostitute, he's entitled to it/her/him/them.
@BunniMonster 4 роки тому
There's a video on this channel showing him meeting the audience.
@BeefPanda 4 роки тому
explain to me what a pram is, but do it poorly.
@BeefPanda 4 роки тому
@@tigger4011 I had to google it after pushchair XD I knew it was either a wheelchair or a stroller. Now I'm even more curious though, like he maybe has a kid now? Is that the implied possibility here?
@clivewells7090 4 роки тому
@@tigger4011 praps he's a nanny on the side...
@kyrkbymannen 2 роки тому
This makes me happy, that there still is possible to just go bonkers without people acting shocked and walking out.
@Wahey 3 роки тому
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
@richrocks1516 Рік тому
Jokes aside, he’s willing to go wait for everyone in the house to come meet him if they would like to. That’s badass.
@PauloRenato23 4 роки тому
Savage!! Love it!
@JOHNJONES-qo3fh 4 роки тому
love some of the audience shots, always " big ones " !!
@MW_Asura 24 дні тому
8:40 😋🤤
@UnwovenSleeve 4 роки тому
Jimmy’s orders for the camera man shooting audience reactions was just “Get some big smiles” Must’ve misunderstood who was supposed to be smiling
@ln-DeGenerous 2 роки тому
A struggle snuggle☠️☠️😂
@Hinch2011 3 роки тому
That was just to test where the Guardian readers were!
@user-mc6zk8tc8c 4 роки тому
🤣🤣 Jimmy never disappoints!!
@dmkajnew 3 роки тому
Is it just me or does Jimmy carr look like slappy the doll from goosebumps 🤔
@XCALLYCOOX 2 роки тому
To those that think Will Smith had the right to hit Chris Brown after his joke… then I suppose Jimmy Carr deserves to get hit for all of these 😂
@raykahn455 2 роки тому
He hit Chris brown too. I thought it was kid rock. (btw it was Chris rock)
@syedsohaib4303 4 роки тому
O man. I have to see this show live.
@Zeldasarmy 3 роки тому
I've sorted out the credit crunch... if someone had shouted out 'paying your taxes' 😂😂
@josephl447 4 роки тому
This will be in the archives about 50 years from now. Titled 'Risky Speech'
@UndeadSasuke34 3 роки тому
Jokes about sensitive topics are the funniest. No question
@wasabista1613 4 роки тому
Sitting in front of my computer and my ribs are aching! Just what we need these days. Jimmy is legend.
@Blackboi-uz7yr 6 місяців тому
0:47 that aged well💀💀💀
@Petethenewfie25 11 місяців тому
Seeing him tonight in St. John’s Newfoundland! Super hyped!
@BecauseVikingsCan 7 місяців тому
I like how the audience is ashamed of laughing sometimes, guilty pleasure
@user-kj3zn9xh9s 4 роки тому
Laughed so hard 😂
@gordoncrosby1036 2 роки тому
Absolutely fantastic.
@samkelemleni8973 4 роки тому
We definitely don't choose to laugh at his edgy jookes.... it's a reflex
@beachbum4691 4 роки тому
"edgy jokes." = "edgy inventive jokes." ? ;)
@TheVanillatech 4 роки тому
Speak for yourself! Fucking hilarious!
@tedytarrify 3 роки тому
No... I laugh because I find it funny. I will laugh at it until it comedy becomes safe... and that will be a very, very sad day.
@pauljuliano166 Рік тому
And a lack of discernment.
@fuckboyslim186 3 роки тому
This is *exactly* where comedy needs to be. Something needs to be safe from _cancelation_
@uk9383 2 роки тому
I actually disagree. I love comedy but this is distasteful to me
@hannahappleby5942 Рік тому
Just laughed my arse off alone on a tram, needed that, been feeling really low
@jawadmansoor6064 4 місяці тому
thanks, it was a tense day. thanks man.
@madlensori226 4 роки тому
Charming, as always!
@flower_girl4983 3 роки тому
Say what u want about the make a wish foundation is that: *they know how to work to a deadline*
@hritikadhavde2729 4 роки тому
Thank you,Jimmy.
@amandajanetorpeygilmore5027 Місяць тому
I just love this guy's humour, it's the best I've heard in ages...😅
@oliverellis5105 4 роки тому
This is gold
@MichaelDBauer 4 роки тому
My God, you step over the line so much. Please don't stop!!!! The world needs you.
@anthonywstanton 4 роки тому
You continue to slay me Mr. Carr! Top notch performance sir!
@TheT61234 4 роки тому
Favourite comedian by a long shot..
@russell631 3 роки тому
The funniest from Australia . Great Stuff Mate
@ironicglowstonegenetics8248 3 роки тому
Omg his laugh kills me oh my God.
@Veekalp 3 роки тому
8:39 what a timing for that reaction 🙃😂🤷♂️
@mirandadunsmore109 4 роки тому
😂😂we love ya' Jimmy
@zendean5207 Рік тому
These are some of his best.
@FadipeTheGOAT Рік тому
This guy is hilarious. I can't stop laughing
@dallasreid7755 3 роки тому
"I like football". Classic
@WonderLady 2 роки тому
Thank you, Jimmy. I needed the laughs.
@orourke1972 2 роки тому
Jimmy is the king!
@nobad2879 4 роки тому
My favorite comedian
@justvin7214 4 роки тому
Top cameraman.
@thepizzafoogle5481 Рік тому
This guy’s jokes are darker than the people who work on my farm.
@kipkiruivictor3320 4 роки тому
😂😂😂10 mins of classic carr
@jechtx7368 3 роки тому
He fed me marshmallows on stage at Scarborough. True story 🍸
@1973Washu 4 роки тому
Comedy is risky in and of itself. People have no chill these days.
@lolanator2345 3 роки тому
Yes
@katkenobi6765 2 роки тому
@@lilkandy7042 Oops, your racism is showing.
@katkenobi6765 2 роки тому
@@lilkandy7042 Look in the mirror. Why would you call out a persons skin colour when it has fuckall to do with the comments? Who does that? Only racists see skin colours.
@bmambajr99 Рік тому
@@lilkandy7042 🙄
@THEHuntingChannel 2 роки тому
Bloody marvelous!
@kiddbuu5178 Рік тому
Struggle Snuggleist is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@AngieMeadKing 3 роки тому
Hahaha
@MrSham3less 3 роки тому
hahaha
@lilbinded2901 3 роки тому
ew. a woman
@jakelakeyt 3 роки тому
Indeed
@MayHugger 3 роки тому
Muahahahaha
@dragonballflee9882 3 роки тому
Shes offended
@thatguy3254 2 роки тому
The irony of hitting the world trade centre joke as it hit 9:11pm
@PuteraNadim Рік тому
I like how he actually tell jokes. A lot of other comedian just tell you what has happened to them that happened to be funny
@jarskil8862 Рік тому
I mean fully depends how the joke is told. There are comedians who make ordinary shopping trips funny
@niklazz7037 2 роки тому
8:41 Camera man was like, yooo look at those sisters
@graytlo 2 роки тому
Jimmy just does autographs after his shows? That’s super fucking nice!
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