Albert’s thumb-nails: *harassment* Albert in game: “WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING ME!”

American: *gets arrested* The first thing he says: "Where's my guns"

I love how he massacred the entire class and then stopped to call that one guy a noob.

*Its all fun and games until albert forget's to private chat*

Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see

Game: *"How much rage will you cause people today...?"* Flamingo: *"Yes.."*

I love how Albert could’ve just joined a different server but instead he spent 1k robux to change his name.

At 7:36 albert explaining how he fell and now he has a wound on his arm: Ads: PERFECT TIME TO POP A STORYTIME ADD :D

Guy: he’s killing Albert killing people Albert: no I’m not

I love how Albert shot the training officer and everyone turns to him with ar 15’s

"Are you ok outside of this game?" My response everytime someone is toxic

I just saw this in my recommended, and even though I watched it when it came out I forgot about it, and this video just reminded me of how I used to be in one of those army groups, and this video was also genuinely funny, so thank you very much I just had a feeling inside me of like joy or relief idk how to explain it

I like how the admin literally needed to give himself unlimited health because of Albert, who joined the first time LOL

“The first bit will be low quality” Me: it’s Albert it’s never low quality

These are my favorite of all albert’s videos. The army situations are so funny and make me laugh every time I rewatch them

This was genuinely funny keep making great content Albert

General: *checks chatlogs* Me: *sweat intensifies*

roblox: is a kids game albert: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

I like how albert doesnt know when he private chats somebody they also will be forced to private chat with them so nobody could actually see albert and bros chats

“Bad things happen to good people” (casually kills everyone)

“I just scraped against the road, it was incredible” 😂😂😂

“Are you stupid” Me: *Well heck yeah.*

Seargant: says nice words Albert : kills everyone in the room

Idea: Play Stateview Prison on an account that is 3 days old but has never played Stateview Prison, then abuse, and the title of the video is, "Speedrunning to get banned in Stateview Prison."

Albert every vid; this game should sell guns Albert when they sell guns: they shouldn’t sell guns

I love how Albert said “DON’T ARREST ME” while walking closer to the guy with cuffs

This video was made before my birthday😢 and now I’m rewatching this and I love it, I will always watch your videos man. Much respect

i think the guy was chatting albert in private message so everytime he says pts he just gets ignored

Legend says that that guy is still requesting PTS.

Albert: “...and I scraped it on the road, it was incredible.” Me: **claps**

you posted this 4 days before my birthday

Albert: shoots everyone Others: shoots back Albert: dies Albert: WHY DID THEY KILL ME

Everyone: You can’t buy happiness. Albert: 😏

"Bad things happen to good people" - Albert, after being thrown in jail for a massacre.

Funniest Moments of The Video 1:20 Historical yell 2:10 What sound does your gun make? 4:13 Historical laugh 5:13 NOOB 5:15 Poor guy 8:52 Walmart Trump. His name is Sonald Krump Love the vids man. Keep it up :)

random dood: “is he killing” flamingo: *kills* “no im not”

Me growing up on Roblox: Health teacher: “ok class how do you identify if someone has died?” Me: Their hair will fall off obviously

Nobody: Albert whenever he gets a gun: **GAGAGAAGAGAGA INTENSIFIES**

Albert: I'm out of here! Also Albert: Proceeds to kill like three people before actually leaving

I loved how Albert betrayed the intire class just to say to the guy "NOOB"

*video ideas* You and Kaden (or temprist) play murder mystery with the EXACT SAME avatar and knife. Second idea: Prank at a gymnastics or dance group/ game.

Alternate Title: Albert sneaking into the US Military as a spy and killing everyone in sight

This video actually kept me sane.

If Roblox army games had accurate judicial systems, Albert would be a wanted federal criminal across all military games

Albert: just chillin on a segway Segway: I’m boutta end this mans whole career.

Albert: **fighting screaming and stuff** *Everybody loves that*

legend has it hes still saying PTS to this day

Please do more of this omg

"im quite the stealthy one" -Albert 2020

Nobody: Albert when he shoots his gun: *GLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLA HAHAHAHAHA*

6:19 I love this! I'm dying of laughter!

I love when Albert shoots a gun he goes like “GLA GLA GLA GLAH”

9:44 when you don’t finish your work and they get to go to outside to play

No one: Albert: “IM NOT KILLING ANYONE” *kills someone while saying that*

“Look at them all, having fun. And I’m stuck in here :’(, this is the worst.” -Alberts school Childhood 2008

"You're disrespecting a future-" *becomes a rapper* "-rApPer."

Albert shoots everyone Albert:NOOBS Someone shoots him Someone: Your the noob Albert: HACKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Albert: HE GAVE HIM SELF UNLIMITED HEALTH Albert: "keeps shooting"

HE SAID "Maybe 20 mph and I just" THEN I GOT AN AD ABOUT SOMEONE FALLING OFF A SEGWAY 🤣🤣

“You’re disrespecting a-a future army soldier” -random kid that became a rapper

The U.S ordered Albert to destroy his enemies with a silent but deadly fart

just realized that ive watched this video multiple times and this is the first time that i watch the whole thing.

these games take it way too serious they are like "Inside. 10 seconds or we kill you even on the same side"

Albert: *shoots everyone* Everyone else: *tries to shoot Albert* Also Albert: they are shooting me how could they do that

The other people in line: Albert: *giggling and insulting people*

my favourite bit is when albert guns down one of the instructors and the whole class they were with just executes him via firing squad

I love how albert gets mad that people are killing him for not following the rules. Dont get me wrong, its still funny

"So I fell off my segway and I went-" *Starbucks ad start with a squishy noise*

Game: **sells guns** People: **abuses with the guns** Game _suprisedpikachuface.jpg_

Albert: **kills everyone** Albert: *oops*

I missed these kind of videos you used to make. But I still like the newer ones as well.

The reason why the trainer never responded to the guy saying 'PTS' was because he was in whisper chat with albert. If you are whispered by somebody your chat automatically changes to whispering so only Albert could see the other guy's chat.

Albert: _Shoots everyone_ _gets shot back_ Albert: NOOOO WHY DID HE DO THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGG

When you think about we're just as bad as Albert. We watch him bully people for enjoyment.

Albert: mad when people kill him randomly Albert 30 seconds later randomly kills someone

Albert:shoots everyone Someone kills him Also Albert: *WHY’D YOU KILL ME*

albert : **posts a video of him playing a military game** me : uh ohh he's definitely gonna torture them all

I love how an admin actually saw the dude spawn killing Albert and then banned him 💀

2:10 are demons allowed to be in the military? You: no Me: HAHA I ALREADY AM IN IT-

Albert: shoots everyone People kill him Him: Why did you kill me!?

Radom person: is he killing Albert: no *kills*

:albertsstuff swearing :flamingo screaming

Albert: shoots one person The entire training: *so you have chosen… Death?*

*You know you've messed up as a president when even Alberts editors actually makes fun of you I-*

*albert not knowing admins can see chat logs. public and private:* 😂🤣

chatlogs: i'm about to end this mans whole carreer

"no im noy- NO IM NOT" he isnt killing, hes training to do so in war

Albert trying to convince people hes a victim for 10 minutes

“Why’d you kill me we’re on the same side” He isn’t *chill* enough for your presence.

I saw the part where Albert talks about his injury and I got an ad where I guy falls off his bike XD

I love how Albert says ga Ga Ga Ga Ga whenever he shoots his ak

The bad audio proves how loud Albert is

Albert: *insulting his victim without anyone knowing* victim: he’s bullying!

Albert: Kills half of the class The rest of the class: *pulls out guns* Albert: Welp I'm done for

Game:How much rage you must cause to others? Albert:Yes☻

Someone should just make a song of him saying, GLAHGLAHGLAHGLAHGLAH

Alternative title: Albert sreams at an innocent stranger and kills people with bad sound quality

Idea for island life what if you put a teleporter on a door so someone go to buy a house it teleport them to a other house and that has a teleporter that goes to same house so it's infinite

legend has it that guy is still saying PTS

Dogs: WoOof Cats: MeOw Idiots: FiRsT.