Ain't that the truth.

True dat

I'd rather just treat people how I see fit and handle my own business.

@@louie9373 Not going to lie you do not look like the type to back that statement up tough guy.

@@xaviercampbell8559 fr

Yeah, that was great.

Def one of the best in this series. I enjoy non traditional comedic stories but this was the perfect execution of a classic story. I had completely forgotten about the Golden Corral part by the ending. lol

FUCK YEAAAA

Two chickens, a pitcher of water, and a fucking carrot cake! My dawg Smitty!

Girl you know Roy jr can tell a great story i agree 100 keep it real 100 club. I love the 2 livecrew story too

Wow

Yeah he was funny even then. I remember those fun days working in the back kitchen. Marlon, Shad, Mario etc. Good old days

Niiice!

Whoa, awesome!

Lies

Why do you have to memorize what everyone eats if it's a buffet?

@@jonathanperry8331 the word he used in the beginning, “hospitality”. What it actually means is adding a personal touch to regular service. Getting to know people and not treating them like a group, but as individuals.

@@Dustomatic well maybe my idea of a buffet is different because the ones I went to (we had this awesome one called Old country buffet it was amazing especially as a kid you could go get a soda and put macaroni and cheese on ice cream, sushi you name it. My point is that usually in a buffet in my part of the country you don't have a waiter you just go and grab up whatever the hell you want. I guess you would have some crabby customers that would be mad if the tray wasn't full when they walked in and you have to cater with them. I've never been to a buffet that had a waiter.

@@jonathanperry8331 They clearly had a ton of regulars. How often do you have to see the same stranger out in public before you acknowledge you recognize each other? The answer is different for different people. But once you acknowledge it, you intrinsically respect each other more because now you’re not strangers anymore. His manager(and apparently the whole Golden Corral chain) knows this and set up a system to expedite this process.

This statement is true. I am Roy

Yeah me too. Sounded like a cool dude

Me too! Big Mix said it right:"Theyll lock yo ass up!"😂😂😂

@@ichijofestival2576 Number 5 actually

Ichijo Festival Pshhhhh #3

@@ichijofestival2576 yeah, definitely not true.

I'm surprised he coukld say that,and live to tell about it.His Mom must have been a saint.

E Sam if I could hit like a thousand times I would.

I just see my aunt Joyce's 👋 slapppin every ounce of spit out my mouth when he said that 😂😂😂😂. Like R.I.P. me. TF was I thinking? 😂🤣😂🤣

@@jameszorb8420 I have an Aunt Joyce too and her pimp hand stayed skrong for my brother, who was a smart alec Supreme growing up lol

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...same here! This performance is just perfect.

John Gore?

Dude, this is Ray from your home town. Lol

John Daniel Gore haha ditto!!! That was Golden 🤣🙌🏼

Exactly!

Lol!

Incredible

the ability to tie everything together like Roy did here is a sign of greatness

"IM LOOKIN' AT'M"

💯💯🤣

Who knew God wants two rotisserie chickens, a pitcher of water, and a slice of carrot cake?

😂😂😂😂

🇺🇲💙🇺🇲✋✋

JD Jones preach 😂😂

Navy guys know it as the "Dog"; especially when chocolate ice cream is coming out! ;-)

bruh, i was dying when he said that

Absolutely

I actually remember him working there as a broke college student that joint was a good value at the time. We use to call him B-ham.

You've been deprived

Deprived of the food, perhaps. But I have an abundance of Roy Wood Jr., so it's all good... :)

You need to get yourself to one asap, we have one a ways from my home town and this big Mexican dude just hacks away at the most amazing hunks of meat I've ever seen.

Amen, Madness by Design! Amen!

Are Golden Corrals still around? I thought they were all out of business, would have like to have gone to one.

Good for you,it definitely gets better

👏👏 Mr. Turner Ya'll lol

I honestly hate this treatment! I hate it when i get into a store and the store owner immediately hands me the thing that i usually come to buy! Like what if i'm here for something else today?!

im so high i missed it lmao im gonna rewatch the whole thing for that

i said the same damn thing.¿like, was that the same day?

Yeah its a long running joke on the show,the old host did it too

@@XFCTR22 same outfit

@@slockhrt true. makes me wonder how many of these they shoot at a time more than anything

You know he can try to provide it, and even succeed, but nobody was expecting it.

@@lanmandragoran8337 😀😀😀

Even with BUFFET in the mix lol

Ayyy dude! I got you sushi and hot tea ready. Can't remember your name though.

Check

He's from Birmingham too

@@dkhasar I didn’t know that, thanks.

@Evil Pimp 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmfao the Black equivalent to Karen. 🤣🤣🤣

"You don't know me, Joyce!"

Yes sir thats me

13:18

That build up was off the chain

What was the paper about?

@@giantskeleton2418I can’t for the life of me remember that paper right now, but I remember I quoted his part about “the importance of just being nice to people.” Tried looking for the paper but I think it got deleted with that school email.

agreed. i have been thinking the same thing all day.

It's good to hear positive things about Roy. It seems a lot of people shit on him because he took Ari's Place as host.

For a second I thought you meant physical set up like you were complimenting the strip club they are in.

@@rosegold8471 fuck Ari, Ari is a piece of shit with the charisma of a wet paper lunch bag.

@@rosegold8471 yep. I happy hes here. I like both him and ari.

My daughter called me by my first name once when I wasn’t paying attention and she wanted to get my attention. I stopped in my tracks and gave her the look 👀, she giggled and said Mommy quick fast and in a hurry 😂

I was waiting on him to say, "...and as I picked up my teeth off the floor..." 😂🤣😂

I’ve been real angry at my mom and was much bigger than her but I knew never to call her by her name, because I knew that was a death sentence

Facts

I was so confused why he introduced himself in third person.

probably a camera or boom op haha

there's always a person laughing way too loudly or obnoxiously at This is not happening filmings. I guess it's because it's a very intimate, small venue which is great, but goddamn it's annoying through video

As soon as I read that comment I heard what u meant 😆

he's just sitting close to the mic that's all

I believe its seth rogan

Yeah, that intro got me all on its own.

My "Big Mix" was an old hispanic dude named Rafa I worked with at Home Depot. Badass dude that gave alot of good life advice.

Who Dat baby!!!

Don't go then

@@danschumacher5427 I don't like it but I don't mind doing it for him. My last grand parent left...

@@PHE-nomenon enjoyed

My pastor has my grandparents, w of my "god-mothers" and 2 of my grandma's cousins go with him to Cracker Barrel EVERY SUNDAY. They're all tired of it, especially since this has been going on since like 2017, but they still go because Pastor really likes it. And he's 95, so....

I go in cycles to my local Starbuck's. When I'm dragging ass and don't get up for work early enough to make my own coffee....I'm there more often. When I'm going good...I get up early and I might not go in for a couple weeks. But they remember me and always know my order. When Covid hit.....they were one of the only places still open. I always threw extra money in the tip cup. It's weird to get nostalgic for a corporate chain place....but it's not really about that. It's about the people who work at my local....and for some reason, they always remember me, and they always take care of me.

Who else looked immediately for this comment, to make sure they weren't tripping?

I don't that shit is corny as hell fr

Nah even Ari used to do that.

@@MiniEMoto omg!!

He got it from ari

Demsky83 💯💯💯 6/8/19

My family had my birthday party at Golden 3 days ago 😂

@@anthonymedina7266 lol

Did u see Smitty

850 what time is it

anthis rogers It’s Time To Get Live And It’s Time To Represent

Yeah, it's a joke that's been on this channel for some time

As a child from California, where we do have Hometown Buffet and Fresh Choice, I remember the first day I walked into a Golden Corral at the age of 14

PRety good where I am at in the midwest, kinda shitty in another location some miles away from their original spot tho lol. I think it all depends on how good their workers are or lazy they are; as it applies to all food places, hence why people tend to dislike some food places.

Hey my state finally gets mentioned

You should never feel embarrassed by what you like! The two most important people at any establishment: hospital, hotel, truck stop, wherever, are the cook and the janitor. Always make friends with them. If the cook calls you french fries, after 2-3 friendly interactions you can and Will get extra fries. When I was at a hospital one time, I would always order a burger with extra bacon fries and extra side of pickles. Dudes name was Ronny. After 3 days no up charge on extra bacon, he would close the lid and tell me to tell the cashier it was a plain burger. End of the week, he would see me on line and have it ready, walk it around the counter and tell me to go out the side door for free lunch. If you dont like being called french fries, just chuckle and say "the names,*insert your preferred name* but I dooooooo looooove french fries!" I guarentee you will start getting double fries for free.

His name ali siddiq... Best one is mitchell , than the mexican got on boots... The mushrooms wasnt really as good as the other stories ive listed

"Billy I got the Michael Jackson!!"

Ali Siddiq

After this one, I love Roy Wood, Jr's bit about being on Star Search with Arsenio Hall, and the other favorite one is "Seal Team Six with Uncle Luke."

Right??? It just makes you wanna cry tears of capitalism.

Indeed

i usually remember setups but i did not see two chickens and a pitcher of water coming again

No offense, but you sound way too nice for a UKposts comments section.

*Mexican got on boots!

The more I see of him the more I like him..."You don't understand. I CANNOT leave this Best Buy without a bag!"

Amh top 5 yea funniest idk about that

Did you like golden corral

@@danschumacher5427 it was interesting and yummy. The only thing that was odd for me when when we paid I said I'm just gonna drink water, and she asked me "so you don't no soda"? I'm like nope.