Russia Intensifies Criminal Attacks On Ukraine's Civilians | Western Powers To Seize Superyachts

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

2 роки тому

Amid reports of ill-equipped troops quitting the fight, the Russian military continues to target civilians in Ukraine while the U.S. and other countries move to seize superyachts belonging to Putin's oligarch cronies. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@lochnesslives88
@lochnesslives88 2 роки тому
“Put these seeds in your pockets so at least sunflowers grow when you die here” is another one a brave Ukrainian woman yelled at the Russians
@xanmontes8715
@xanmontes8715 7 місяців тому
Holy fucking shit, Mama calm down! xD
@ivasykus
@ivasykus 2 роки тому
The Witch of Konotop is one of the most important work of the classic Ukrainian literature, written in 1833 by Hryhorii Kvitka-Osnovianenko. Since then "The witch of Konotop" is an archetype. So that woman wasn't joking at all. They are all witches there.
@carolinchen4683
@carolinchen4683 2 роки тому
I lived in Madagascar with a witch... yeah I was doing anthropogical reseach, and it might sound nuts, but I am telling you that the witches were real. We had to shut the doors and pee into a bucket between 11pm and 2am because she was out.. the story goes that she wanders around at night, dancing on the tombs in the moonlight, and that if she sees you she will curse you and ride your back like a horse.... sure, crazy? So I thought. But nope. Anthropogical fieldwork takes a long fucking time... even my own research assistants from the city said the witch was real, they were scared, and don't be an idiot.. People distinguished the spirits and ancestors invoked during spirit possession from the witch. Alive and well and sort of in between. Not a joke!
@cathycooper6135
@cathycooper6135 2 роки тому
Yay! I love witches. I also love Jung, which is why I know what you're saying about archetypes.
@Jeudaos
@Jeudaos Рік тому
BY ODENS BEARD. That just makes that clip SO MUCH more bad ass. So those russian invaders are literally thinking 'oh shit, we are un-screwed now'
@annemarie1507
@annemarie1507 2 роки тому
One thing that has stood out throughout this tragedy is that in addition to being stalwart in their defiance of Russia, Ukrainians have maintained a wicked sense of humor. The Ukrainian government announcing that their citizens don't have to declare captured Russian tanks and military equipment for tax purposes is hilarious.
@nirogangentertainment2554
@nirogangentertainment2554 2 роки тому
Comedy and laughter in a time of crisis can go a long way 💯❤
@Jeudaos
@Jeudaos Рік тому
good point
@hollyproctor738
@hollyproctor738 2 роки тому
I love, love, love people from Eastern Europe. I used to work with a large group of them and I can totally see them Googling how to make a molotov cocktail, cursing their enemies with ED and then turning around the feeding that same enemy when they are helpless. The people in that part of the world are so amazing and so underrated on the world stage.
@davebartosh5
@davebartosh5 2 роки тому
I laughed harder than I have in a while when that woman put the curse on those Russians!
@arnoldvialpando6754
@arnoldvialpando6754 2 роки тому
Me too I had a laugh laugh laugh and laugh again that was too goodlaughter is the best medicine that they were all going to get a good dose of healing laughter with this war. Spell war backwards and it's raw 🤓🤓🤓 sense of humor. Thank God we have Steven here in the Homeland it's all good 😂🤣😂🤣
@maybeebuzzy2265
@maybeebuzzy2265 2 роки тому
Yes! This whole segment is so good, but that woman is the reason I'm saving this to my folder marked "GROOVY".
@renegade44040
@renegade44040 2 роки тому
I've had a horrible day until I heard that joke and just like you I couldn't stop laughing 🤣😂🤣 The whole bit went off good. And then the way JonB reacted!
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 2 роки тому
I literally shouted "Blessed Be!"
@johnnycreighton29
@johnnycreighton29 2 роки тому
Don't underestimate the power of angry witches.
@casbot71
@casbot71 2 роки тому
The problem the Rally had was that when a lot of the promised attendees _found out they were being paid in Rubles,_ they realised it wouldn't even cover the gas money.
@BebbaDubbs
@BebbaDubbs 2 роки тому
I just snorted. Thank you.
@babyteano1977
@babyteano1977 2 роки тому
That make perfect sense ☺️
@JoshuaMuse
@JoshuaMuse 2 роки тому
Oh!
@shahnulislam9897
@shahnulislam9897 2 роки тому
No they are still pissing their pants from the Jan6 arrests
@jameswilliam5759
@jameswilliam5759 2 роки тому
what
@joshuafass5841
@joshuafass5841 2 роки тому
I applaud the people of Ukraine. Especially the old grandmamas. I will never get cross with a Ukraine person for the rest of my life. I'll just say, "Yes, sir/ma'am/tiny sir/tiny ma'am."
@user-pk6bk6nu6s
@user-pk6bk6nu6s 2 роки тому
Naaah. Ukrainians are very kind... ...unless you wanna occupy their homes.
@nastyamelnychenko3207
@nastyamelnychenko3207 2 роки тому
Yesterday russians destroyed my house near Kyiv, I'm absolutely shoked. But even now I was able to laugh - thanks to you, guys.
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 2 роки тому
God be with you and the people you love.
@asatechnics8363
@asatechnics8363 2 роки тому
tell your president to surrender ..... a president that tells there own people to use molotof cocktails againts military dosent care about your safety ... and how the f.... is AZOV part of ukranian military now? you know that AZOV is a neo nazi group dont you ? 0.o .... i'l tell you one thing .... you guys want to get in NATO .... i wish my country could get out ..... hope all is well with you and your family ,stay safe
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
@@asatechnics8363 Nothing like protecting yourself, Hanoi Hannah.
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
@@asatechnics8363 Why surrender? So they can live under his rule? Why is he there in the 1st place WITH TANKS! Like I always said about some one bigger than me.. I may not win, but I'll definitely hurt ya. Sure, march in, ruin everything take everything and get a surrender... wow! Putin's wish list. You remember what that witch said, don't you?
@jozefmak984
@jozefmak984 2 роки тому
🤣🤣
@susanfarley1332
@susanfarley1332 2 роки тому
I loved the little news clip i saw yesterday that had a Ukrainian lady offering sunflower seeds to a Russian soldier. She told him to take them and keep them in in his pocket so that when he died they would grow into flowers where his dead body would lay. "Because you will die" Whoa, that's cold. 🌻🌻🌻
@bluetube8824
@bluetube8824 2 роки тому
Yeah, those Ukrainian ladies and their curses; stone cold killers. "Put these sunflower seeds in your pocket...."
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 роки тому
Even better, sunflowers are the national flower of Ukraine.
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
And he thanked her and ate it cuz he hadn't eaten in 4 days!
@jalabi99
@jalabi99 2 роки тому
She was one badass babushka!
@ratholin
@ratholin 2 роки тому
I absolutely love that a russian surrendered and someone was like "Dude you need a sandwich. You wanna call your mom, tell her you're okay?" That's the most badass thing ever.
@gmopotato2790
@gmopotato2790 2 роки тому
I think it's really good strategy, too. Might get a lot more soldiers to question their orders, especially because things aren't going well for them! Kill 'em with kindness, as they say!
@frappalina
@frappalina 2 роки тому
Yea because they understand that these are kids, they don't want to be there, and they have been lied to
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 2 роки тому
Literally a reverse Holodomor. :D
@clautastic9186
@clautastic9186 2 роки тому
I really wish all Ukranian’s treat them with kindness and don’t kill them. But sadly this is a war, and I guess not all would be nice with them, and Russians are famous for being double agents. I guess everybody is paranoid. Still I hope the best for surrender soldiers, some seem so young. This war is unfair for ukranians citizens and russians.
@andrewr311
@andrewr311 2 роки тому
Most Russians consider Ukranians to be their brothers and sisters and the soldiers were not told it was an invasion. Obviously there are exceptions like the ones who killed a family in a car today near Kherson, I believe.
@hereticpariah6_66
@hereticpariah6_66 2 роки тому
It's not in This video, but there is footage of a Ukrainian woman who gives a soldier some sunflower seeds to put in his pocket, _"..so that, when he dies in the Ukraine, flowers will grow where he falls."_ That is f'kn hard-core. Another is where the farmer _tows away_ a tank that had been on his property with the tank driver running after it. Hilarious.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 2 роки тому
Colbert needs to do a sequel to his “Whose Boat is This Boat?”… “Whose Oligarch is This Boat?”
@bipolarminddroppings
@bipolarminddroppings 2 роки тому
My favourite thing Ive seen so far is the repainted roadsigs. They blanked out all the city/town names and replaced them with "The Hague". Fucking brilliant.
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
nice.. would the Russians even know?
@willardroad
@willardroad 2 роки тому
"The wicked witch of the Eastern Bloc!" I did a huge spit take... gotta find my paper towels. LOVE IT.
@noirellee
@noirellee 2 роки тому
You give us a lot of guilt-free laughs about a situation that makes us cry. Thank you.
@thexalon
@thexalon 2 роки тому
Regarding the credit cards cutoffs, I'm reminded of a Yakov Smirnoff bit: "Instead of American Express they have Russian Express - 'don't leave home.'"
@barkasz6066
@barkasz6066 2 роки тому
Let's not humiliate Russian soldiers for surrendering. That is the most helpful and honorable thing one can do when sent into a completely meaningless and idiotic war under false pretenses. If they can't rebel and deny their orders on the spot, this is the next best thing.
@frida3578
@frida3578 2 роки тому
Well said
@fcguam3939
@fcguam3939 2 роки тому
Absolutely , 💯👍
@finalio
@finalio 2 роки тому
You could instead open the map and then judge the pretences.
@kn9ioutom
@kn9ioutom 2 роки тому
THE WORLD MUST DESTROY PUTIN'S ECONOMY !!!
@johnhopkins6260
@johnhopkins6260 2 роки тому
...but they looked so cute, all dressed up in their parades.
@CandiceTmechanicalme
@CandiceTmechanicalme 2 роки тому
"I pity the fool that doesn't itemize their deductions" such a great line!
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 2 роки тому
🤣😂😅
@LD86
@LD86 2 роки тому
LOL golden! 🤣🤣🤣
@daleleisenring4275
@daleleisenring4275 2 роки тому
Ugh!! Damn!! I shouldn't have watched "The A-Team" every episode back in the day. Why? If you don't hear the following in Mr. T's voice, you dont understand! "I pity the fools who still hear my voice in their head all these years later!! And I'm not getting on that plane!"
@bingonamo7520
@bingonamo7520 2 роки тому
No it isn't, he's mocking a war. How would you feel about watching this if you were a Ukrainian? Colbert doesn't make jokes about the Holocaust, so why have nightly monologues about this war?
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 роки тому
trøn eliminated my deductions so i am No More "middle class" creeping Thief
@TashitaxLinda
@TashitaxLinda 2 роки тому
Whoever wrote the Bombly recipe blog joke deserves a fucking bonus. That was so brilliant, I am wheezing.
@laurielamoore2941
@laurielamoore2941 2 роки тому
Hard to describe how much I appreciate this guy! So smart and on point!
@plantpowered269
@plantpowered269 2 роки тому
"Collar made of pubes of his enemies" got me here in Kyiv, while I am packing my bags 😁😂😥
@earthcandleco
@earthcandleco 2 роки тому
Please stay safe! The world is with Ukraine 🇺🇦
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 роки тому
Glad you could still find something to make you laugh. I hope and pray that you and everyone else in Kyiv stays safe, and that you can get out safely.
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Good luck to you in your travels. 👍💗
@norbertk5400
@norbertk5400 2 роки тому
Also, let's go after the American Oligarchs.
@disappearintothesea
@disappearintothesea 2 роки тому
You can’t say that. It’s unAmerican.
@robertpearce4316
@robertpearce4316 2 роки тому
Yes start win soros
@johnwick535
@johnwick535 2 роки тому
@@robertpearce4316 do the gene pool a favor and have a hold my beer moment.
@norbertk5400
@norbertk5400 2 роки тому
@@disappearintothesea ha ha
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 2 роки тому
I suspect a fair few of them are already being impacted by the sanctions on Russia.
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 2 роки тому
I know the invasion is a very serious topic and shouldn't be taken lightly, but something about 3:50 made me bust a gut laughing. I'm just imagining a Ukrainian talking with a tax consultant being like "I know I do not have to declare taxes for the armored troop carrier, but what about the main battle tank? Oh, I don't have to declare that either? Sweet!"
@epicshawn360
@epicshawn360 2 роки тому
Yeah as a Ukrainian I must say it would be a real pain to declare that
@xanmontes8715
@xanmontes8715 7 місяців тому
"This is truly a victory for the average farmer"
@terrynicholetti4090
@terrynicholetti4090 2 роки тому
"Thank you" just doesn't seem like enough to show how much I appreciate Stephen and your team. Tender moments, clear observations AND at least FIVE LOL'S in one monologue. Love and blessings to you all!
@Orocnogu
@Orocnogu 2 роки тому
If only there were less lies and propaganda (purely for the purpose of comedy, of course).
@erockromulan9329
@erockromulan9329 2 роки тому
Those soldiers are almost victims too. Get them to spread the reality Putin doesn't want his people to see.
@spooky_hausintrees
@spooky_hausintrees 2 роки тому
Alot of them are conscripts they really don't want to fight there brothers
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому
Yeah I feel bad for them too. They're just following orders and duty
@robertpearce4316
@robertpearce4316 2 роки тому
They have handed up.
@sana3843
@sana3843 2 роки тому
@@rice83101 truth, no one wants to spend 20 years in Russian prison. Not to mention, they’re bringing back capital punishment. So a lot of soldiers are in fact victims. Not all of course. There are sick people everywhere. Some open fire at civilians that post no threat, some put the white flags pretending to surrender and make it a death trap for Ukrainian soldiers.
@robglenn4844
@robglenn4844 2 роки тому
Captured Russian soldiers have reportedly said they were left in the dark until the last moment. They were told their manoeuvres near Ukraine were just an exercise, then got surprised by sudden orders to invade. It's no wonder their motivation and morale is low.
@MissJellybean
@MissJellybean 2 роки тому
One major thing the world has learned throughout this senseless nonsense is how bad ass Ukrainians are. May there be a swift victory for Ukraine 🇺🇦
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Sadly things are more likely to get worse, before they get better, but we will keep supplying our friends in Ukraine until they get their country back. Then I hope they will be allowed to join NATO, so this never happens again.
@gidi3250
@gidi3250 2 роки тому
Yea that's not very likely Russian soldiers are surrounding city's and towns and bombing the city's defences. Even that massive convoy to Kiev is technically not still as men are building a forward base for refueling and to have a place to bomb Kiev from.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 роки тому
Amen 🙏
@Gadget-Walkmen
@Gadget-Walkmen Рік тому
not so swift.
@capnsassyjas2878
@capnsassyjas2878 2 роки тому
No one does this better than Mr. Colbert. True statement.
@JM-wu8bh
@JM-wu8bh 2 роки тому
Never underestimate a Grandma. Their words they say are far more demoralizing to Russian troops than anyone holding a firearm.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 2 роки тому
"Every second woman in this village is a witch!" *proceeds to cast limp-dick curse on Russian military* Badass...though it is slightly concerning that there exists at least one village in Ukraine comprised inexplicably 50% of witches....
@LD86
@LD86 2 роки тому
@@ianmiller6040 LOL savage level 9000! 🤣🤣🤣
@hambone4984
@hambone4984 2 роки тому
There was also the grandma that gave out some sunflower seeds to a Russian soldier and told him that she prayed the sunflowers would bloom from his corpse. Like holy crap! These people aren't holding their feelings back and I fucking love it
@gidi3250
@gidi3250 2 роки тому
@@hambone4984 and they guy responded that instead of flirting with foreigners she should be at home with the kids during this time of crisis.
@danutadobrowolska7879
@danutadobrowolska7879 2 роки тому
@@gidi3250 but she wasn't flirting she was dominant!!!
@User-dt3xl
@User-dt3xl 2 роки тому
Brilliant monologue. And the humility of those people assisting the Russian soldier... Can only imagine the chaos and pain on the ground. Really redefines what it actually means to be human. Something Putin will never understand.
@levelazn
@levelazn 2 роки тому
remember drone struck afghan rIraqi and syrian children. who's being held accountable?
@amberadams217
@amberadams217 2 роки тому
The Russian soldier looked like a kid...like a boy who should be sitting in a highschool classroom not invading another country.
@levelazn
@levelazn 2 роки тому
@@amberadams217 that could be said for a lot of us troops in Iraq and Afghanistan
@apexcrypto01
@apexcrypto01 2 роки тому
@@levelazn we understand if you have to shill for China but come on... You're going to shill for Russia too?
@levelazn
@levelazn 2 роки тому
@@apexcrypto01 no I am shill for pointing out hypocrisy
@obijuan3004
@obijuan3004 2 роки тому
Steve Cobert was in top form here. The defiance of the Ukrainian people is inspiring. Tax breaks on captured vehicles is priceless. Giving a Russian soldier a phone to call his mother is just brilliant. When this war ends I want to go to Ukraine and meet these people.
@tanyamishchenko
@tanyamishchenko 2 роки тому
Could I have ever imagined that my native neighboring town Konotop will be on the show.. it's surreal.. I was born in a town just a couple of km away from there... #standwithUkraine
@bobcatbigpaws5597
@bobcatbigpaws5597 2 роки тому
That was so heartwarming helping the soldier. These are just young boys and I don't look at them as empties. The Ukraine people are so kind to keep them safe. The woman only saw this young man as a boy fighting a war he wanted no part of.
@daleleisenring4275
@daleleisenring4275 2 роки тому
I would never make the mistake of considering them "young boys". They are armed MEN who are soldiers of an invading army. If a strong chain of command were in place, and the situation much more favorable to the Russians, one of those "young boys" holding an AK-47 on you, and shouting out an interrogation would be perceived as military men, soldiers of an evil empire. Its obviously a humanitarian gesture that's good PR. Nothing would infuriate Putin more than this! That "young boy" unfortunately will be viewed by Putin and his cronies as a weak soldier and treat him to a mans size bullet. Authoritarians like Putin expect all to be the perfect soldier and this young man may become collateral damage.
@danieljob3184
@danieljob3184 2 роки тому
Someone should get on to Turner Classic Movies. Now would be a really bad time to rescreen Red Dawn Rocky IV and Rambo III
@reverendmonique-mariebray2436
@reverendmonique-mariebray2436 2 роки тому
Bobca, What a great lesson for Americans who are tearing each other apart in a war of thoughts.
@bobcatbigpaws5597
@bobcatbigpaws5597 2 роки тому
@@daleleisenring4275 Putin want be there when these boys return. That is if they return. If the Ukraine people can treat their enemies with open arms than I can do the same. People suffer on both sides of the fence and who are we to say we're any better.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 2 роки тому
Nik Satt - Pretty sure sending captured soldiers back in pieces is against the Geneva Convention. Meanwhile, the only thing here that might be against it is the videos made and shared of the soldiers getting taken care of, and that’s a question of if civilians are covered under that rule.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому
I just want to say a heartfelt thank you Stephen. I suffer from Autism and during the pandemic I fell into depression, something I still struggle with very much today. No matter how bad of a day I’ve had or how down I’m feeling, you always make me laugh and smile. The last few years have been very difficult and tough, but your show has helped me get through them and makes me feel better no matter how bad the news is. Thank you to you, your writers, and staff for always putting on such an awesome show. You really have a positive impact on the world.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 2 роки тому
♥️
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 2 роки тому
Glad you're feeling some joy. Stay strong.
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому
Wish I can hug you. 💜
@dmom8586
@dmom8586 2 роки тому
Hope you are feeling better
@keithleier7466
@keithleier7466 2 роки тому
Sherman how much did they pay you to say this BS, either that or u need to open your eyes for the first time, SC is a cabalist who is going to jail shortly, ya your idol behind bars getting his by big inmates giving it to him, and tell u little secret SC likes it up his rear end.....hahahahahahahah
@Seanpfree
@Seanpfree 2 роки тому
I love Jon Baptiste piano punctuations during the monolog. It used to throw me off but they've got it down pat!
@jlee4039
@jlee4039 2 роки тому
Slava Ukraini ❤️🇺🇦 What an amazing people!!
@BlairTindall86
@BlairTindall86 2 роки тому
I just read an article about a Russian soldier who was killed in Ukraine. Before he died, he sent a text message to his mother: "Mama I'm in Ukraine. There is a real war raging here. I'm afraid. We are bombing all of the cities together, even targeting civilians. We were told that they would welcome us and they are falling under our armoured vehicles, throwing themselves under the wheels and not allowing us to pass. They call us fascists. Mama this is so hard." Knowing that his final message to his family was one of fear, and that he died for absolutely nothing... it just breaks my heart.
@yvonnetomenga5726
@yvonnetomenga5726 2 роки тому
@Blair Tindall • The Ukrainian Ambassador to the United Nations read this message at the United Nations. His mother wanted to send him a parcel. Anyone who has ever received brownies or other goodies from home can relate.
@Jimmy911ism
@Jimmy911ism 2 роки тому
Very interesting. I have not seen this anywhere else, so I'll look for it.
@user-un3ru6dt3w
@user-un3ru6dt3w 2 роки тому
What utter bollocks. Do you also believe the tooth fairy is real?
@yvonnetomenga5726
@yvonnetomenga5726 2 роки тому
@@user-un3ru6dt3w • The Ambassador held the texts up for all to see. There are also videos of POWs calling their mothers.
@user-un3ru6dt3w
@user-un3ru6dt3w 2 роки тому
@@yvonnetomenga5726 It doesn't prove jack shit, sorry.
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому
That imagery of the soldiers getting snacks and making yarn bracelets is just too wholesome! 🥺💜
@SamiLo2
@SamiLo2 2 роки тому
I agree when he said they were feeding the soldiers and letting them FaceTime family I was like “🥺 aww.”
@NathanCroucher
@NathanCroucher 2 роки тому
there prisoners of war, if things go bad and taking into account how corrupt and brutal ukraine is, theres a good chase theyll be executing some of those prisoners. Hows that for wholesome, wake up this isnt a game. Oh yeah whats this a small nuke? ukposts.info/have/v-deo/h5uWk2OigZ1p0Zs.html
@naomibee8881
@naomibee8881 2 роки тому
@@NathanCroucher LONG LIVE UKRAINE! GLORY AND VICTORY TO UKRAINE! May their light continue to be a beacon of democracy forevermore! GLORY TO HEROES! UKRAINE 🇺🇦 UKRAINE 🇺🇦 UKRAINE 🇺🇦 FOREVER! Down with Russia! Down with Belarus! DOWN WITH PUTIN THE PARIAH! The outcast, the liar, the killer, the war criminal, the monster! And down with ridiculous Russian bots! Edit to add down with Russian oil! Down with Russian banks! Down with Russian oligarchs! All praises for the Ukrainian people who’s character inspires the free world with their breathtaking and awesome courage. ❤️
@darkmyro
@darkmyro 2 роки тому
@@NathanCroucher are those they same nukes they found in iraq?? the ones that didn't end up existing? I mean yeah, he might end up as a pow, but I think he might be better off in Ukraine than in Russia. Not only that, but after some quick research and I haven't been able to find anything that says Ukrainians are treating their pows badly, everything I can find says the opposite. I also refuse to believe that the current president the guy who refused to leave his country, the guy that made a video to calm his people and show them he was still in the country, and fought so hard for Russia not to invade his country is corrupt. You either have no idea what your talking about, are a russian bot, haven't done your own research, or are a troll.
@NiecieSavo
@NiecieSavo 2 роки тому
@@NathanCroucher he surrendered and they fed him because he was starving. What are you babbling about?
@galinafulei4734
@galinafulei4734 2 роки тому
Thank you for making me smile in these awful days. Hello from Ukraine 🇺🇦 Thank you amazing American people as well, you are so great
@dougclem7711
@dougclem7711 2 роки тому
LIFE IS DIFFICULT, THANK GOD FOR COLBERT!
@jeffmcdonald4225
@jeffmcdonald4225 2 роки тому
I think the important thing we learned here is to avoid causing trouble in a Ukrainian town that has a 50 % witch population. That was a somewhat disconcerting curse.
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 2 роки тому
I think we need to be more concerned about the fact that there is at least one village in Ukraine that is inexplicably 50% witches.
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 роки тому
@@ianmiller6040Too bad witches are so easy to find there. If it was only a few women, we could’ve had … a Russian witch hunt! 🥁 … I’ll see myself out.
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
Witches know potions and use crows as spies.
@JenMistress
@JenMistress 2 роки тому
That threat that woman made to the Russians about making it so they can't get it up sounds like something myself and my group of women online would say to guys who annoyed us. I loved it. 😂🤣😂🤣
@TheAmericanMonaLisa
@TheAmericanMonaLisa 2 роки тому
Mistress Jen 🤣
@TheAmericanMonaLisa
@TheAmericanMonaLisa 2 роки тому
Mistress is never single but always alone.🤷‍♂️ # ForeverAlone
@ericminch
@ericminch 2 роки тому
There are two ways to do this: (1) The magic curse, which sometimes but rarely works through psychological intimidation; (2) The straight razor, which always works, and *cuts* the incidence of rape
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 роки тому
Psychological warfare 🤭
@sshza2143
@sshza2143 2 роки тому
kinda like a verbal kick in the knutz 😬🤣🥂😁✌😎
@natalka7157
@natalka7157 2 роки тому
The best pronunciation of Kyiv I’ve heard. Thank you ! 💛💙
@richiejohnson
@richiejohnson 2 роки тому
Thank you for years of brilliant discourse. This is Top Shelf
@melissahoule1492
@melissahoule1492 2 роки тому
When you want to declare your nice new pre-owned tank, you clearly use Schedule T.
@kerriebarney5823
@kerriebarney5823 2 роки тому
LOL! I'm an accounting major studying for the CPA exam, your joke made my night. :)
@nandayane
@nandayane 2 роки тому
I think that 45 must be terrified right now, all his financiers are going to have their assets seized.
@atomicknight63
@atomicknight63 2 роки тому
Their financial records too.
@Raydensheraj
@Raydensheraj 2 роки тому
He is more worried about the rising prices of Pampers & Huggies...
@joey2703
@joey2703 2 роки тому
You mean Putin just shut down the Democrats money laundering slush funds.
@evanstone7656
@evanstone7656 2 роки тому
@@joey2703 are you a communist ? It's very unamerican to side with Russians.
@joey2703
@joey2703 2 роки тому
@@evanstone7656 Unamerican kinda like leaving our allies falling from our planes as we leave them hanging? How about unamerican as we are still buying russian oil. Let's go Brandon!
@ssthomas9
@ssthomas9 2 роки тому
You're on fire with this one!! Probably the best monologue I've seen in a long time, and yours are always on point.
@jackie474
@jackie474 2 роки тому
The whole witch part was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@SilverstoneTrace
@SilverstoneTrace 2 роки тому
The fact that Ukrainians cared about reporting military tanks on their taxes is super interesting.
@nfspbarrister5681
@nfspbarrister5681 2 роки тому
Eyy.....it's an asset acquisition afterall🎶😂😂
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 роки тому
I got these two tanks over the week. you're not going to try and tax me for them, right comrade?
@DevilTravels
@DevilTravels 2 роки тому
I'm wondering if it's an asset than can be claimed to get a loan to rebuild a house the tank destroyed.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 роки тому
@@DevilTravels well, at least you could refurbish a tank for farming, especially in wet lands
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
If I were them, I'd donate the vehicles to the Ukrainian govt. for them to strip down for parts in their rebuilding phase when the war ends.
@jayriedmuller7187
@jayriedmuller7187 2 роки тому
I READ THAT ONE RUSSIAN SOLDIER SAID THAT HE WOULD BE EXECUTED IF HE REFUSED TO GO. I BELIEVE HIM.
@TheAmericanMonaLisa
@TheAmericanMonaLisa 2 роки тому
You be surprised that is the normal protocol for all countries going to war. If you didn't " just following orders" You and your family would pay the ultimate price.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 роки тому
Of course he would be killed, this is Russia 😑
@adamjames5077
@adamjames5077 2 роки тому
"Dog the Boaty Hunter" hahahaha Hilarious 😂
@gwen3010
@gwen3010 2 роки тому
May GOD please protect the people of Ukraine!!
@Boomshakalaka7654
@Boomshakalaka7654 2 роки тому
12 rally goers huh , that’s as many people that attended trump’s inauguration 😂
@MamaOdie
@MamaOdie 2 роки тому
🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣
@hewlettwilliam4650
@hewlettwilliam4650 2 роки тому
Burn
@jamaya730
@jamaya730 2 роки тому
And they were just his secret service detail.
@SnoopLion1Love
@SnoopLion1Love 2 роки тому
@Samus Knight people, they always tell me this
@SnoopLion1Love
@SnoopLion1Love 2 роки тому
@@Onikage55 probably some sort of govt assistance LOL funny thing is the trucker unions don't support the protests...the same protests that are resulting in factories being shut down and people who actually want to work are losing pay over these n@zi wannabes
@lindseycherry314
@lindseycherry314 2 роки тому
I’m going to need an entire show of Stephen doing impressions of Russians playing “I Spy” while trapped in their immobile convoys.
@ianblake815
@ianblake815 2 роки тому
That would be a great skit 💯
@LauraEilers
@LauraEilers 2 роки тому
Yes please!
@amberadams217
@amberadams217 2 роки тому
Whole heartedly agree.
@tec5x5
@tec5x5 2 роки тому
Is tank?
@aika0604
@aika0604 2 роки тому
omg yes please
@free2express08
@free2express08 2 роки тому
4:36 This is compassion. This is humanity.
@nadiarepich5199
@nadiarepich5199 2 роки тому
Absolutely brilliant, brilliant on all fronts. Please continue to keep us up to date!
@LisaMackey
@LisaMackey 2 роки тому
Great segment. We must laugh between the tears and rage.
@Razorgirl
@Razorgirl 2 роки тому
That Rally has the same crowd density as the 2017 Inauguration. 😜
@user-pf9ub8en2m
@user-pf9ub8en2m Рік тому
Дякуємо Америко вам за все, ми любимо вас і хочемо бути з вами
@innaleonenko2022
@innaleonenko2022 2 роки тому
Thank you for supporting Ukraine
@honorsilverthorne7227
@honorsilverthorne7227 2 роки тому
💜🌻Love and prayers for the people of Ukraine 💗 Love you Stephen 💕💚💙😁
@mercuryangel9223
@mercuryangel9223 2 роки тому
OMG, this is just too funny! Stephen Colbert is a GEM! Wow, he rocked it tonight. The man is a genius!
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 роки тому
Some talk suggests even the Russian troops don’t even want to be there. I’ve heard unverified reports of them damaging their own tanks so they run out of gas and can’t continue
@OrigamiMarie
@OrigamiMarie 2 роки тому
I saw someone point out that the tanks are (by Putin's plan) occupying all lanes of that 40 miles of highway. Putin literally didn't plan for the possibility of needing to turn around and get out.
@waqarsolangi3338
@waqarsolangi3338 2 роки тому
Americans didn't wanna be in iraq Afghanistan syria but they had to...
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Ukraine is offering asylum to Russia defectors and 5 million rubles, about $40,000to start a new life. That's what you get when you elect a comedian as President, thinking way outside the box.
@SnoopLion1Love
@SnoopLion1Love 2 роки тому
Yep...big surprise, Russians are human beings too!
@SnoopLion1Love
@SnoopLion1Love 2 роки тому
@@waqarsolangi3338 no they didn't lol the military in America is voluntary lol nobody made anyone do anything, you sign your life over to the the govt when you join the military
@domiperez1759
@domiperez1759 2 роки тому
Those Ukrainians . God bless them . God give the courage and strength to continue their life
@xkil0wattx752
@xkil0wattx752 2 роки тому
Authoritarian Wiggle is the absolute best thing Colbert has described about someone on this show. This whole intro was one of his best.
@Jefuslives
@Jefuslives 2 роки тому
Gotta give those rally-goers props for their outstanding social distancing. 😂
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
😶😐☺😀😄🤣
@LD86
@LD86 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 роки тому
Luv iT😂👈
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
excellent
@KABNeenan
@KABNeenan 2 роки тому
As an American half of whose family is from Ukraine, you don't mess with babas. My grandmother, rest her soul, was the sweetest woman who always had a pot of tea and a listening ear ready for those in need, but she would not tolerate anyone's bullshit.
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
Friggin' bare hands, K, bare hands. Old and wrinkly around Putin s neck!
@xanmontes8715
@xanmontes8715 7 місяців тому
Your baba fills me with a healthy fear for Ukrainian women.
@zed4225
@zed4225 2 роки тому
Stephen that was gold, plenty of comedy fodder at russias expense
@TheBlumann
@TheBlumann 2 роки тому
"no, I don't want your pity rimshots..." lol that was a fun laugh
@dunkelmonkey
@dunkelmonkey 2 роки тому
There are more Avengers than people who showed up at the trucker rally 🤣
@sl0thilicious
@sl0thilicious 2 роки тому
I don't care what the drummer thinks, that yacht-see joke was hilarious 😂
@cassandrakarpinski9416
@cassandrakarpinski9416 2 роки тому
Agreed
@joannbowden6220
@joannbowden6220 2 роки тому
Hey, u leave drummer boy alone! He's my next ex-husband! 😂😂
@cheshirecat6518
@cheshirecat6518 2 роки тому
I liked the mulled ovah joke better!😆
@woofowl2408
@woofowl2408 2 роки тому
Topped off "pity rim shot" !!
@Surge1077
@Surge1077 2 роки тому
The Dog the Boaty Hunter one wasn't bad either.
@bstring7773
@bstring7773 2 роки тому
Hahaha!! So much gold in this monologue!!
@danieldussan6754
@danieldussan6754 2 роки тому
As always BRILLIANT!!
@meanderer121
@meanderer121 2 роки тому
This was an outstanding monologue, just what’s needed right now when so many of us are stressed out and saddened by what’s happening in the world currently.
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Many of these people have family on both sides of the boarder.
@bennettcawley4630
@bennettcawley4630 2 роки тому
Except for the wicked witch further footage. Should have read the room.
@Washoewillie
@Washoewillie 2 роки тому
I was thinking that maybe it's why I thought the monologue was so funny.
@alexmartinez5859
@alexmartinez5859 2 роки тому
“Authoritarian Wiggle.” I don’t think I’ve ever had such a nostalgia kick that I just got sent twenty years back. Man this is a weird feeling.
@marelinem541
@marelinem541 2 роки тому
@Van Bus Well, aren't you just a spammy little pain in the butt ...
@debann2864
@debann2864 2 роки тому
Your priceless!! Best monolog ever!
@chavbristol2793
@chavbristol2793 2 роки тому
The very successful President of Ukraine is a professional comedian. It would be worth considering whether Stephen Colbert should run for US President in 2024. He would always be better than the other possible candidates mentioned so far, especially the peachy guy.
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 2 роки тому
Peachy 😂
@plasticapples3288
@plasticapples3288 2 роки тому
I really hope Ukraine pulls through they are putting up a hell of a fight
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
They can't put bubbles around their infrastructure .Putin's gonna whittle them down. It's gonna get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better and then what... their cities are being destroyed right now.
@plasticapples3288
@plasticapples3288 2 роки тому
@@dulcieparker7425 yeah but at least they are fighting back very well and hurting Russia where it matters
@tatyanapolyakova948
@tatyanapolyakova948 2 роки тому
I do think Russians leave those tanks because they don't want this war. There really are many sane and scared soldiers who understand it's madness to hurt innocent people
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
There's cellphone video of Russian troops stopping down the road from a Ukrainian checkpoint getting out of their vehicles turning toward home and walking away.
@asatechnics8363
@asatechnics8363 2 роки тому
@@dzenacs2011 you mean the neo nazi AZOV ? are they experienced ? i bet they are .-.
@jmoore4437
@jmoore4437 2 роки тому
Yes! They're in a communist country run by an unhinged madman. They're likely poor, have been lied to & don't want to be there at all. This entire situation is absolutely horrifying.
@tatyanapolyakova948
@tatyanapolyakova948 2 роки тому
@@jmoore4437 they.... I'm one of them
@jeanwonnacott2718
@jeanwonnacott2718 2 роки тому
Grandma's googling, holy crap, run!!! I am so proud of her!!
@colinskelding8959
@colinskelding8959 2 роки тому
The best Colbert yet!!
@DavidRodriguez-hh6kx
@DavidRodriguez-hh6kx 2 роки тому
Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦
@tr0nd15c
@tr0nd15c 2 роки тому
“…an invasion of Moldova is being…Mollldddooovaaa.” ROFLMAO!
@torontovacation8294
@torontovacation8294 2 роки тому
It helps, being able to laugh during this hard times. Thanks!
@rubenharo250
@rubenharo250 2 роки тому
Once again, GENIOUSSS!! 👍
@civil_villain
@civil_villain 2 роки тому
I kinda feel like we should be praising the Russian military members that peacefully surrender.
@TheEmbrio
@TheEmbrio 2 роки тому
Yes you are right. Seeing what the russian regime does, it takes courqge tondissobey orders. But their life in russia is so bad, i’d defect for a democratic future too
@tomwalsh63
@tomwalsh63 2 роки тому
These soldiers are just fodder pawns for the first wave
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
But have they? That's the thing. Hey, any thing to escape Russia, I guess.
@kerricaine
@kerricaine 2 роки тому
after the shit we went through here in canada with those damn truck rallies, it's so satisfying to see they couldn't do the same on their home turf.
@clairemcfadyen6815
@clairemcfadyen6815 2 роки тому
You think the noise from truck rallies are bad?. Wait til The New World Order starts. You won't like it. Which is what the truckers were attempting to prevent. Forced mandates are medical rape
@BullShitThat
@BullShitThat 2 роки тому
@@clairemcfadyen6815 Please call us when it starts Imagine thinking a truck convoy is the answer to mandates😂😂😂 what a difference they made
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
@@clairemcfadyen6815 please stop drinking the cool-aid, it's messing with your brain.
@clairemcfadyen6815
@clairemcfadyen6815 2 роки тому
Mockery is the tool of the weak. Not surprised that you both used it. Try again.
@jorenvanderark3567
@jorenvanderark3567 2 роки тому
So your previous comment wasn't a joke? You're actually that deluded? Poor girl.
@cathycooper6135
@cathycooper6135 2 роки тому
Mulled over...😆 Steve's back on form
@kevinmunger1842
@kevinmunger1842 2 роки тому
It is heartening to imagine others disdaining war.
@cherylpa527
@cherylpa527 2 роки тому
Sending so much love to all Ukranians and the innocent Russians involved in this. I am praying there is a Russian Oskar Schindler that will take out the madman behind this. Sending so much love from the USA, we are one world, united! ❤️🌏🇺🇦🇷🇺🇺🇲❤️🌏
@bosedohne5209
@bosedohne5209 2 роки тому
Oskar Schindler didn't "take out" anybody. He protected and saved numerous Jews from certain death by letting them "work" in his factories. Thereby saving them from being killed in concentration camps.
@sacrilegiousboi
@sacrilegiousboi 2 роки тому
What a show of class by the Ukrainians giving help to Russian soldiers 👏
@andreac3362
@andreac3362 2 роки тому
LOL. Joe not giving hiim the drum roll. Jon Batiste still doing a great job with the piano when SC puts a thing off screen.
@brendaharper5729
@brendaharper5729 2 роки тому
The treatment of citizens of a country that did nothing but life there lives is unbelievable ‼️ A creature has been unleash, his vanity, By "puttin' on a show" of strengths but He has short comings. "Stephen" your the best at what U do. 🕶🎤 🙌 🤝
@anthonymiele4320
@anthonymiele4320 2 роки тому
They're empowering privateers to go after super-yachts? Holy hell, a place where one can finally hunt the rich. Yo-de-doh-de-doh-n-day-yo-de-doh-de-day-yo.
@rainningstorm
@rainningstorm 2 роки тому
Pirates of the oligarchs
@robertpearce4316
@robertpearce4316 2 роки тому
Yea go hunting lefty. They have guns. Less leftist. All good.
@evanstone7656
@evanstone7656 2 роки тому
@@robertpearce4316 ok snowflake
@dano8902
@dano8902 2 роки тому
@@robertpearce4316 Who ever said all leftists hate guns? Oh wait, ignorant righties who completely miss the substance of arguments for gun control. Silly me!
@johnwick535
@johnwick535 2 роки тому
@@robertpearce4316 do the gene pool a favor and have a hold my beer moment.
@CHAOSmusic-2019
@CHAOSmusic-2019 2 роки тому
I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 And also stand with Colbert jokes🤓 💙💛
@grumpeydogg2777
@grumpeydogg2777 2 роки тому
You missed it, woman handing out sunflower seeds to invaders. "Put in pocket so flower grow from your corpse"
@hollywoodclark9578
@hollywoodclark9578 2 роки тому
God bless you Steven!!!
@priscillajimenez27
@priscillajimenez27 2 роки тому
I've felt bad for the soldiers since this started. From different videos this week you can tell they don't wanna go through with this either. They're just following orders and duty. Maybe they can stand up to Putin
@joey2703
@joey2703 2 роки тому
Propaganda
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Ukraine is offering defectors asylum and 5 million rubles, about $40,000 to start a new life.
@mariag.8242
@mariag.8242 2 роки тому
Most of them are kids who didn’t know they were going to be in a war at all until they were given last minute orders
@LD86
@LD86 2 роки тому
@@joey2703 Putin knows all about that, as do Reich-wingers here in Amerikkka.
@chenguo8019
@chenguo8019 2 роки тому
Ukraine is actively ethnic cleansing Russians. Nothing fun there.
@JOLLYBALLZ
@JOLLYBALLZ 2 роки тому
The skill level of any comedian should be judged by the ability to create genuine laughter in any situation. This man is 10/10
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 роки тому
SC has always made us 😆..... Evie is so lucky to have him 💓
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
I remember, way back when, when he had The Colbert Show, and I had heard he was hosting a Republican rally thingy, idk, I was perplexed and I told my husband "Like Oo how did THAT go? and " Well he's not really a right wing guy, he 's being "ironic" and the look on my Republican guy's face! No clue! He argued with me. That look was PRICELESS! Friggin no idea! Then right after that , that Fox yahoo , O Reilly, I think went on the Daily show and kept reiterating that he, himself, was a" pundit" about 20 times, off topic! OMG what a travesty because he FINALLY got it & wanted to make some one believe that HE was part of the club.! And he 's not even CLOSe, but a horses !ss, proven that night even more! I mean, it's kinda sad. Oh, Steven is that good.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic 2 роки тому
YES!!! Blessed be to those witches!!! Glory be to Ukraine!!!
@interceptor2969
@interceptor2969 2 роки тому
Yeah, baby! I'm from Konotop city! I'm Ukrainian! I am proud to be Ukrainian! We will win! Thank you America! You are our friends forever🇺🇦🤝🇺🇲
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