Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For
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@jackgrazer457 4 роки тому
HA
@Meeechiii88Azecas 4 роки тому
10 minutos para encontrar tu comentario... Ahahah te felicito men, te quedó fantástico.
@madelenhal 4 роки тому
WHAT
@sophiamarino1185 4 роки тому
JACKKKKK AHAHHA
@kxmmyqwq 4 роки тому
I changed this reply so you don't know what I said to get 5.2k likes
@Blapze 4 роки тому
YO
@COVERT_8410 4 роки тому
"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "
@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 роки тому
@@cr3ep_er 🤣
@esedontworryabouttherest7482 4 роки тому
😂🤣
@Mikayla_5 4 роки тому
The Coronavirus is spreading everywhere and is killing elderly. Can we just take a sample of blood to cure the virus? No I can't. I have water to go look at. 🤷🏼♀️
@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 роки тому
Selfish mermaids
@Mikayla_5 4 роки тому
@@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 or is it... Shellfish?
@justinepower8406 4 роки тому
Alternate title for this movie: Mermaids vs. pedophiles.
@jameshay3673 4 роки тому
Scarlet KarmaKora That comment made my day
@superstar2446 4 роки тому
honestly, where's the lie?
@idkwhattoputhere-7978 4 роки тому
James Hay same
@papayadoodlez9994 4 роки тому
Lol, good comment
@muget7u 4 роки тому
Lol Siren was like 13 HAhA
@deluxeincorporated 9 місяців тому
"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀
@elijennings9913 5 місяців тому
She should have made him pee his pants.
@Greystorm1619 5 місяців тому
I mean, he was a murderous creep
@Book_Heaven803 5 місяців тому
She's worse than hama
@victorlolxd7347 4 місяці тому
@@Book_Heaven803Hamas?
@Hamdragons 4 місяці тому
@@Book_Heaven803ikr
@Scrofar 8 місяців тому
I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.
@echoingoutofexistence4222 7 місяців тому
Yeah
@grantslater861 7 місяців тому
And we get brutal murder scenes of them killing mermaids.
@DeerEwe 6 місяців тому
and Danny excusing the hunters sad moments
@forthelowpriceof4.99 6 місяців тому
@@DeerEwethats because its a terrible allegory and the hunters are kind of in the right
@DeerEwe 6 місяців тому
@@forthelowpriceof4.99 yes but also in the right ? no one has a right to someone's body, even if it's fake magic blood
@djaccountisbfisbx3880 3 роки тому
Your body is made up of 65% water, _and siren is thirsty.._
@hsmacaraig 3 роки тому
WAIT NONONONONO-
@thanosofthebread9497 3 роки тому
Lol
@jacksongrassmyer5871 3 роки тому
Peelyboi I love your pfp,one of my favorite loading screens
@Doctor_Straing_Strange 3 роки тому
FBI OPEN UP
@irinaostrovenko923 3 роки тому
O👄O
@fadaskhan3227 4 роки тому
She took that "How to act like a mermaid" wikihow way too seriously.
@erinbush9005 4 роки тому
When she was talking about how she avoids water, that's all I could think. Also when she gasps and runs to the bathroom
@ZiggyFL 4 роки тому
👏👏👏
@Tw0Dots 4 роки тому
Wikihow really out here changing lives huh
@dfrost03 4 роки тому
Just found out that Siren goes to my high school and I'm ROLLING omg I knew i recognized her
@savannahgassiot 4 роки тому
D. Frost sure
@user-uz4my8xr4d 10 місяців тому
"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune
@Kristianalexis1 6 місяців тому
Thank you!! I thought so too
@cubisttubist 3 місяці тому
Exactly. And even if they meant voices then like...that's the fuckin same with humans
@Aaron-bw3xu 3 місяці тому
A unique whale?
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 3 місяці тому
I noticed this as well.
@osmium6832 Місяць тому
"All mermaids sound the same" is so racist!
@WhoKilledLixqs 3 місяці тому
"Your body is made up of 65% water" *proceeds to remove 100% of him*
@sirGuy1995 2 місяці тому
Yeah I was expecting she was at least going to mummify him, but that works too i guess lol
@krokikrumpsun624 4 роки тому
this movies tryna tell me this girl’s never taken a bath until she was 11
@ak7845 4 роки тому
lueeg e stanky fishy stanky fishy
@SpagettiSpeltWrong 4 роки тому
A almost choked on a damn jolly rancher
@tadokoropilled 4 роки тому
Funky Hippie fishy stanky fishy stanky
@God-fq9ly 4 роки тому
She caused covid-19
@papayadoodlez9994 4 роки тому
Lol
@havenlee1102 4 роки тому
The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
@yvvonevon7834 4 роки тому
Wild that Sponge Bob writers came up with that literary masterpiece.
@havenlee1102 4 роки тому
yvvone von I guess the inner machinations of their minds are an enigma
@Xannah 4 роки тому
Im so sorry i can never take this disease seriously
@Arkonu 4 роки тому
"They call me Mr. Glass.... Jr..."
@user-ml6xq4xo6g 4 роки тому
yes
@CoolPaDuke 10 місяців тому
Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.
@shwahgamer 5 місяців тому
Theory: the guys aren't mermaid hunters at all. They don't care about the mermaids or their powers. They just wanted an excuse to hunt women and children.
@EirwenVivantel Місяць тому
@@shwahgamerRealistic
@LoreleiCatherine Місяць тому
The way I just sounded like a whole tea kettle 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cameravice1825 Місяць тому
@@shwahgamerto be honest it feels like the dad is the only one whose actually looking for a mermaid, the rest just feel like they want blood
@vvaleriie_ 11 місяців тому
Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.
@thesingingsirenz4714 10 місяців тому
There's a film called aquamarine about two regular gals who meet a mermaid. It's not a masterpiece and I'm probably remembering it thru nostalgia tinted glasses but hey it's a something! (I think it's called aquamarine anyway, it was definitely a gemstone ik that much)
@vvaleriie_ 10 місяців тому
@@thesingingsirenz4714oh thanks-
@helloworld1493 8 місяців тому
@@thesingingsirenz4714how dare you that movie is absolutely a masterpiece
@PrincessAcornHair 6 місяців тому
oh that would be epic
@UltraDumbass1782 2 місяці тому
There’s Ponyo. She’s a main character, but not the main character.
@Spalfos 4 роки тому
“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison
@diordo4109 4 роки тому
My momma said if my last video will hit 200 Iikes she will buy me a new microphone I love everysingle supporter
@Joshua-gv4fb 4 роки тому
brainmare 😂😂😂 no
@prodigious818 4 роки тому
Please help my friends dog. www.gofundme.com/f/1wqq64wuyo?+share-sheet
@allykayyy2683 4 роки тому
@@diordo4109 My mama said that if I'm going to self promote my channel on someone else's, I'm supposed to do it in the main comments and not as a reply to something completely unrelated to my irrelevant ass. (For real though. Stop that. You're being cringe. )
@themartinezfamily4827 4 роки тому
@@ya55ar.a90 gdhcgcg
@BaeCat872 4 роки тому
The way the bully says “this isn’t your fight, siren” like the fragile bones kid has personally wronged her and her family
@elsethompson1957 4 роки тому
Many shessss a mermaid
@jungkooksthighs9936 4 роки тому
It's like he can put up a fight in the first place. HE HAS BRITTLE FRICKIN BONES
@it4065 4 роки тому
@@jungkooksthighs9936 they are squishy at night doe
@ccclr 4 роки тому
I got Jimin's Jams your profile pic is traumatizing
@zeddy2284 4 роки тому
this isn't your fight siren. he killed my whole family. my brother and sister DEAD at my feet. You can't stop me from avenging him. stay out of this.
@EbbermanEmily 6 місяців тому
LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."
@norabrown7960 2 місяці тому
Your so real for calling her a milf😭😭
@goldenwolfae 9 місяців тому
i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo
@DannyStanley-Porritt-ji6jm 5 місяців тому
lmao
@sparrrkles_ 3 місяці тому
99 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that
@nutella_wewerehere Місяць тому
@@sparrrkles_everybody hates when you make (or anyone makes) comments like this, just by the way.
@sparrrkles_ Місяць тому
@@nutella_wewerehere huh oh lol 2 months ago I was prob half asleep sorry bout that but u know people don’t appreciate being yelled at when they did nothing wrong. Anyways have a nice day! Hope I didn’t ruin it!
@lamibonxd 28 днів тому
@@nutella_wewerehereit’s not that big of a deal i personally don’t care
@melz6126 4 роки тому
So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”
@saltysquad7125 4 роки тому
She got mommy issues 😬
@frogsfrogsfrogsfrogsfrogsf5108 4 роки тому
Thats kinda sad for mom who adopted Siren
@mochatea-fr1cf 4 роки тому
Real mom who also didn’t want to make contact with her-
@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 роки тому
Like you are you just going to leave your actual mother, the one that genuinely wanted you and cared about you just for some egg donor who wanted to avoid you
@mochatea-fr1cf 4 роки тому
Pastel Purple they meant what they said, just read it
@freddiemercury1830 4 роки тому
Adam's dad: lets not kill mermaids anymore Creepy guy: *years of academy training wasted*
@freddiemercury1830 4 роки тому
@@hopestephanie0708 ok, gonna do that next, but I AM Greg😃
@deviplaysv 3 роки тому
🥺
@theaceofhearts7249 3 роки тому
^ You guys are scaring the children I
@bloobmaster739 3 роки тому
Freddie Mercury DONT STOP ME NOWWWW. DONT STOP ME, CAUSE IM HAVING A GOOD TIME HAVING A GOOD TIME
@freddiemercury1830 3 роки тому
@@bloobmaster739 **very late reply** IM A ROCKET SHIP ON MY WAY TO MAAAARS ON A COLLISION COURSE IM A SATELLITE IM OUT OF CONTROL
@camo2156 11 місяців тому
17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god
@Gossamaggs 12 днів тому
I'm fascinated by the fact that there was a dramatic chase scene going on and yet the writers couldn't come up with any other way for him to wind up with a broken wrist aside from barely touching a door.
@seanstrizak3654 11 днів тому
He could've tried to reach for her, but she unknowingly slams the door on his arm. @Gossamaggs
@Pint-SizedGhostface Місяць тому
Imagine having terminal cancer in this universe and just looking at the ocean and thinking, “I just know there are thousands of women down there that could fix this in 10 seconds
@sussyimpostor6158 4 роки тому
Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.
@thatsEforEveryone 4 роки тому
YES
@porkydorky 4 роки тому
She fucking blood bended lmao
@abdulnasirbushra6049 4 роки тому
yeah xd
@shlevloshive531 4 роки тому
H0LY F R I C C
@nithyabell 4 роки тому
She pulled a Percy jackson
@jazminesanchez1982 4 роки тому
Actually there's 3 titles for scales Scales: a mermaids tale Scales: mermaids are real And Scales: there's no nice word for ugly
@huntercarneystandup 4 роки тому
a talemers maid scalestale
@madeofsteel8923 4 роки тому
You for got the 4th title Scales: My My Bo Bo
@HarriWasHere 4 роки тому
Actually the director leaked a 5th title: *Brittle bone man & friends*
@ILPVG 4 роки тому
Omg did you see the new trailer for the 6th title? Scales: Snakes nit mermaids
@imfam0use 4 роки тому
Scales: lifting the weights
@-_frenchbulldoog_-4715 9 місяців тому
Imagine the filming in this because the music isn’t actually there so it’s just silent and people are just opening each others mouths while they “wail” at each other but it’s just pure silence and shuffling of feet.
@Idkwhats_goingontbh Місяць тому
Omg lmao
@lunanewyear 6 місяців тому
I think one of the funniest parts of this movie is that Siren literally WAS about to throw the rocks at the window, but she was stopped by Adam’s dad. She didn’t change her mind by herself-she got scared because Adam’s dad caught her about to damage his property. She didn’t decide against not doing it before he came out because she was winding up to throw the actual rocks immediately before she saw him 💀
@jerms6642 3 місяці тому
yah it was a joke that went over your head
@shauxuhrwilsongrim 4 роки тому
“Isn't that like naming your kid murderer?” Well she sure lived up to that name.
@xycomaladachbundy1281 4 роки тому
That's so true lol
@tybaltofficial1160 4 роки тому
Omg 😂
@lauramari 4 роки тому
Oh lmfao
@Mikayla_5 4 роки тому
I literally cringed at the scene in the movie. Don't watch it unless you're in a mood to cringe. Lmao
@Mikayla_5 4 роки тому
@Bobby Sands she didn't have to kill him tho.
@candice6426 4 роки тому
"Siren" means "mermaid" and "Adam" means "man" and I hate this movie
@cuteraccoon2133 4 роки тому
I always thought adam meant... A dam👌😂...im sorry ill leave now lol
@tyanna270 4 роки тому
And barnacle boy
@the_actual_alex 4 роки тому
@@diordo4109 stop with your either Rick roll or scam
@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 роки тому
Real song but it probably has fake likes bc this person was self promoting for likes on different comments
@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629 4 роки тому
Took a quick scroll through the comments. Possibly bots, a lot of alt accounts or just paid shite.
@cassandrariv 11 місяців тому
I watched this on amazon and it said “fun fact: Jack Dylan Grazer says this is his worst movie” 💀
@gator-aidan9839 9 місяців тому
the whole conflict of this movie could be so easily solved by just having mermaid-exclusive blood drives like srsly
@layaaleii 4 роки тому
“you’re made up of 65% water” *12 year old girl kills dude without hesitation*
@luuuke2484 4 роки тому
aleiah leilua *almost 12*
@Ashley-tb4kv 4 роки тому
aleiah leilua I literally screamed out loud WHAT THE F-
@kayahamen4861 4 роки тому
I am a 12 yr old, and I can say Its pretty easy actually
@liannamarlock4200 4 роки тому
Lmfaooooo
@ilovepokemon4565 4 роки тому
I was like wtf girl
@hallieweis7655 4 роки тому
"why would anyone go to the bathroom?" "guys my bones are gettin' squishy"
@oliviaviacell 4 роки тому
I DIED WHEN DANNY SAID THAT LMAO
@hallieweis7655 4 роки тому
rxse quartz me too omg
@thebrideofghostface 4 роки тому
This was hilarious, and also I love Jack D Grazer and he would totally say that lol
@norahaslam3961 4 роки тому
@@oliviaviacell who's Danny? Do you mean Dan Dan the Mermaid Man?
@Secretum-Malum 4 роки тому
You look like your 40
@Sulzkees.Pipebomb.Expirience 4 місяці тому
21:58 “So the mermaids all kinda touch each other and they touch Adam and they start wailing.” *There had to be at least one other way to phrase that.*
@Dog_Rodger 11 місяців тому
15:13 “are they singing?” This is like sitting in a restaurant and asking: “WhAt Is HaPpeNing ArE tHey eAtInG?!” Like what did the writers think of that line lol-
@me982 4 роки тому
“Are they singing?” “No sweetie...they’re filing their taxes”
@anemocrow2080 4 роки тому
Lol I loved that part 🤣🤣
@Zenigundam 4 роки тому
Disney is responsible for the LBGT community.
@A_Strawberry 4 роки тому
@@Zenigundam Really? They're responsible for me and millions of others? Cool.
@TheAkrillion 4 роки тому
@@Zenigundam Lovingly Buying Gross Trucks?
@Kiterious 4 роки тому
@@Zenigundam god, I wish. Imagine how much lgbt rep there would be if they were? That'd be so badass.
@francisalob6945 4 роки тому
“my bones are getting squishy” yep that’s pretty normal because we all know that we’re 65% water and the rest is just clothes
@iamcoolrealnotfake5486 4 роки тому
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahhash OMFG I have never laughed harder at comment
@kingofbirds 4 роки тому
so you're 25% cotton and polyester, nice to know
@shori200 4 роки тому
Yup, what else did you expect. I am only held together by my clothes.
@aliced602 4 роки тому
You can fix that, ask your local mermaid to sing mai mai boo boo for you
@Ampparr1 4 роки тому
70 % actually, but it depends on your age
@jakewairbelly 10 місяців тому
24:47 i mean are you suggesting showing a dried up corpse in a kids movie?
@cyanity1017 6 місяців тому
Eh I mean they get away with showing horrifying stuff in cartoons like courage, they probably would have gotten away with showing a dried up corpse if they just showed his dried up arm in the frame or something
@Pragabond 18 годин тому
Yes? Its not for babies its for 11 year olds they can handle seeing a single fake dried up corpse dude lol They literally showed that kids bones exploding a dessicated body is nothing
@SoScarlettItWasMaroon 8 місяців тому
The comment section of this video put more thought into this movie than the actual writers did.
@ladysuznuk 4 роки тому
This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it
@zerofox641 4 роки тому
Suznuk kunzus but without any of the acting, special effects or story
@timbread6279 4 роки тому
Flash back
@taylorhastie1022 4 роки тому
Omg I used to be so into H2O
@genrationcommunity12 4 роки тому
"I've got it"
@ririfulon3807 4 роки тому
don’t ever disrespect h2o ever again
@gregroitbourd 4 роки тому
danny: “ive never heard of humans talk about air that way” he clearly hasnt watched the lorax
@bangtanbois415 4 роки тому
Clearly
@tayloridehenre1480 4 роки тому
It’s a movie
@rendezvous.mp3208 4 роки тому
The dude in the Lorax: is..is that..... *AIR* ?! Some random dude: yea? Lorax dude: *FAT NUT* mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
@amib1359 4 роки тому
Literally they bliss out when they breathe
@truffleruffle5172 4 роки тому
@@rendezvous.mp3208 lol
@michelleharding7023 10 місяців тому
My favourite part of this video is that at 23:50 there's no big reverb effect or any audio effects on Danny's reaction, it's just the purest and most realistic "Wha-?" I have ever heard XD Same Danny, same.
@Generic_emo_username 10 місяців тому
Damn Adam can't catch a break in this movie... but his bones can
@lilycampbell-lehtinen3443 4 роки тому
'Are they singing?' 'no, they're filing their taxes' So that's why they're wailing.....
@cbennett7480 4 роки тому
hahahah! Oh my god!!! I just imagine them sitting around a big round table fervently filing their taxes the old fashioned way, head back wailing (like actual wailing).
@thesilentmarauder3758 4 роки тому
Lmao
@tamirestamires3651 4 роки тому
D v ddhr xt ? Z QwdxZ dei XX
@kflagor 4 роки тому
STOP NO
@hvysteria 4 роки тому
Epic Royalty Free Music that word sounds amazing, what shall I do
@visile3765 4 роки тому
Siren: “Your body is made of 65% water” Also Siren: literally deletes the guy
@rekhan3926 4 роки тому
Lmao, the 65% of water is actually the blood. But, lol only clothes were left.
@tsuyuasui2334 4 роки тому
She deleted him harder than Monika every could
@ArayALem 4 роки тому
your*
@sincerelybellatrix.2880 4 роки тому
Sage Timmy she just straight up Alt-F4 ‘ed his ass
@mreverything7056 4 роки тому
She just D4C'd that man
@_KierannTheKemonomimi 3 місяці тому
I’ve honestly always liked how they made the transformation look. Like sure it’s a lot better to think about immediately going from human legs to a pretty tail but I kinda feel like the awkward in-between where the body is transforming for the first time and shifting to something it has never been before is a pretty cool concept.
@Anna-hb4uy 6 місяців тому
One day I hope I can thank Danny in person for gifting the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome community with the phrase “squishy bones” ❤
@Imjustkendall Місяць тому
IM SORRY YOU HAVE THAT NOOO THAT SUCKS :(
@kmtthefrog 4 роки тому
"Isn't that like naming a human baby Person?" Guy Fieri: *sweats nervously*
@addysonhatcher4658 4 роки тому
I just let out the ugliest cackle known to man
@shootmethroughmyhead3740 4 роки тому
Guy is a French name tho 😔
@backedge5548 4 роки тому
yet
@dial3690 4 роки тому
The comments always hold gold
@Thescallywags2000 4 роки тому
Guy sensei: *starts shaking*
@PupCake1025 4 роки тому
This is the movie eight-year-old me wrote with the intention of also starring in
@kaprisun4624 4 роки тому
@Ashley rae 💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@abandonedacc420 4 роки тому
@Ashley rae theymeantheyrelaughingthattheyredying
@partymode2174 4 роки тому
Well did you?
@evelyngregg4666 4 роки тому
No way me too! We must have collaborated. Way to go us
@sasha-wo4db 4 роки тому
WAIT WHAT ME AND MY FRIENDS DID THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN WE WERE 8
@chrisdasilva7642 4 місяці тому
NOTHING could have prepared me for her ripping the water out of the weird dude😭
@l0velif3 6 місяців тому
“he screams “AHH” and then he’s dead” that got me💀😂
@moojoytiger3210 3 роки тому
girl: hey siren whos ur crush? siren: water
@coolvibemaya1 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@Jessica-up2vh 3 роки тому
😏she tries to stay away
@thephoenix1643 3 роки тому
water: blushes
@axion2126 3 роки тому
no um, his name is billy...he's made up on 100% water
@moojoytiger3210 3 роки тому
@@thephoenix1643 omggggg
@pixel4827 4 роки тому
So, if this kids transforms in water, does she just not take baths or showers? Like has she just not ever washed her body ever before?
@Bsperry 4 роки тому
Baby wipe bath
@jeenako 4 роки тому
Sans I think she was fine before she hit mermaid puberty
@bambina1800 4 роки тому
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
@kei.13 4 роки тому
She does look pretty disgusting so it's possible she hadn't showered ever.
@nunicreatesplays9001 4 роки тому
If she never took a shower her coohie would be stinking Edit: i never got this many likes ever thx so much😁😁😁😁💖💕💞💖💖💓💖
@nasir7850 9 місяців тому
How are any pure breeds born there has to be a mer-man
@th3y.l0v3.f1nn 5 місяців тому
i was halfway through finishing the movie when my bones started getting swuishy
@Six_TheOnlyOne 5 місяців тому
Uh oh 😰
@memestealer7984 4 роки тому
Why would her mom name her something so obvious if she’s trying to hide her from the hunters
@hope-sj4oj 4 роки тому
Because Plot reasons
@naranciaisbestboi125 4 роки тому
That's a really good question. She should've just named her Target because that's what she is in this movie anyway.
@hope-sj4oj 4 роки тому
Btw isn't it strange that she called her daughter siren even tho she's a mermaid..? Siren and mermaid's aren't the same thing-
@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q4qbiJmtr4t40aM.html
@kashmirwillwin3124 4 роки тому
@@naranciaisbestboi125 Or just walmart for budgetary reasons.
@Justadude91 10 місяців тому
6:15 so mermaids literally could’ve helped find the cure for cancer but they just choose to not want to?
@little_something_ 10 місяців тому
*man tries to kidnap mermaid girl, INSTANTLY regrets it!*
@trishie_V 4 роки тому
"your body is made of 65% water!" **Makes 100% of him disappear**
@diordo4109 4 роки тому
My first song ukposts.info/have/v-deo/eWZ5g3ynsa-Lt6M.html
@cowsarefabulous2946 4 роки тому
@@diordo4109 congratulations :D
@silasisaspicyboi7458 4 роки тому
brainmare stop spamming
@purplerain7532 4 роки тому
Trishiee V where’s the other 35%
@kinovaseriallarhaqida3170 4 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q4qbiJmtr4t40aM.html
@jordanclarke2001 4 роки тому
"youre made of 60% water" *commits actual murder while family cheers*
@virginiarailfannoah5415 4 роки тому
I wonder if Percy Jackson has that ability.
@diordo4109 4 роки тому
I usually don't cry but when I wrote this I cried.. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qXuEjntqnq-a1Gw.html
@Ashelybee 2 дні тому
Remember kids murder is okay if the person you brutally kill with blood bending is a bad person
@Springtrap_goes_to_jail 5 місяців тому
11:09 rare footage of the crying child
@Agnes_Bramble 11 місяців тому
I actually don't think the lore is all that broken, the hunters probably didn't know that a mermaid's healing is a lot more efficient if she's not being stripped of her blood, which is probably just the vessel that carries the healing power through the mermaid's system. The helping people part might have something to do with historical interactions between mermaids and the aforementioned unknowing humans, which probably led to a cultural fear of being open about their powers and identities.
@nicomom9534 6 місяців тому
They probably should have clarified that in the movie
@daisyhabert2005 4 роки тому
This movie is like something 10 year old me would write
@vitoriag.r.6334 4 роки тому
I'm pretty sure I wrote something very similar when I was a kid, but without murder and creepy mens...
@NutpuffTheWolf 4 роки тому
My 9 year old self wrote poorly written comics and everyone in my class loved them Like there's this one scene where the main character and her sidekick were fighting the villian's minions and there was this random hill with some huge Boulder that appeared out of nowhere, IN A BUILDING. Also when the main character and her sidekick is looking for the (same) villian that's hiding in space, and they think he's on Enceladus (a moon of Saturn), just because it had huge geysers and they thought it was cool (yes the villian was on Enceladus lol)
@daisyhabert2005 4 роки тому
Andrea Animates that story sounds Luke my dreams! Anyway, in 3 grade me and my freinds loved to make up stories about us being super hero’s with all these powers and we had a mermaid episode and it was kinda like this haha
@patrickmuse5918 4 роки тому
Offense to 10 years olds
@spiradical5307 4 роки тому
Same
@mariejimenez3694 4 роки тому
Damn, siren's adoptive mother raised her for almost 12 years, risks her life to protect her daughter from hunters, then siren just f*s off into the sea to be with some lady's she's never met?? Her mom deserved better
@ifloridawarriorcatfan9918 4 роки тому
Marie Jimenez Ikr she left the person who raised her, to be with her mom who abandoned her that’s messed up.
@sipsmoretea2241 4 роки тому
K but when i was 12 i probably would've chosen to be a mermaid for the rest of my life rather than go to school
@tuxedobird 4 роки тому
*sips more tea* When I was 12 I liked school. My enthusiasm has taken a big dip since then.
@Tw0Dots 4 роки тому
“Just fucks off into the sea” 😂
@bri-eh2fu 4 роки тому
@@Tw0Dots f*s * (aka: fus or fks)
@FirlowXD 3 місяці тому
... maybe its just me but i think its very weird to make mermaids into a clear puberty metaphor and then say "grown men are hunting this girl for her BLOOD"
@TanaNanner 2 місяці тому
This is honestly one of my comfort videos on UKposts. No matter how many times I watch this video, I never get sick of it and it always puts a smile on my face. 😂
@haiiiix3 4 роки тому
WHY DOES JACK GRAZER ALWAYS PLAY SOMEONE WITH A DISEASE IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS
@mlxluvs 4 роки тому
LMAOAOAMSJAM thats so true
@cooledicecubes2805 4 роки тому
Loving the gogurt, BREATHING THE GOGURT, L I V I N G I N T H E G O G U R T
@haiiiix3 4 роки тому
Battle For The Craft this is the best comment i’ve ever gotten and ever will get, everyone else can stop trying now
@bandzinyojaw 4 роки тому
I love ur name
@haiiiix3 4 роки тому
Xeroinfather_999 thank u
@nickherbeck9794 4 роки тому
Siren: "why can't we just have a nice moment? :(" Also Siren: *smiles as she brutally murders a man while all her friends and family watch*
@ChelDorado 4 роки тому
Also she was the one who brought up the wailing stone while they were trying to have a nice moment. (I don't even know if it was the wailing stone.)
@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 роки тому
@@ChelDorado Yeah but she had no idea what it was
@ChelDorado 4 роки тому
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t I know I just felt like it was kinda dumb.
@exzyyd392 4 роки тому
@@user-cm1ui9rl4t "The other end is used to call them to shore, the tip is strong enough to pierce the skin... the fish" MAYBE DON'T TALK ABOUT A FISH MURDER TOOL WITH YOUR MOM?
@user-cm1ui9rl4t 4 роки тому
@@exzyyd392 the whole point of my comment was to say shE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS 😂😂
@ManicMama. 25 днів тому
When she said "you're body is 65% water" I thought she was gonna start controlling him like they do in avatar when they're blood bending lol
@bobbyjacksmack1003 3 місяці тому
Stiff Mass - I call dibs on band name.
@walruso5745 4 роки тому
Why do the mermaid hunters in this children’s movie all have pedo vibes?
@thatsEforEveryone 4 роки тому
RIGHT 💀
@captainclean8024 4 роки тому
I was thinking the same thing! Maybe the writers have some weird fetish or kink
@thelastbird1528 4 роки тому
@@captainclean8024 probably
@jazminpng 4 роки тому
Ayeee Todoroki 🖤
@mono414 4 роки тому
“I WANT THAT GIRL”
@nameunlisted1359 3 роки тому
“Congratulations Siren, you’re a bloodbender.”
@tamiwu0346 3 роки тому
Doesn't even need to wait for a full moon. Siren op pls nerf
@TiffanyLiane 3 роки тому
Katara is typing..
@_kittyctgamer_4571 3 роки тому
Katara will train her
@josiahtrelawny6306 3 роки тому
That’s exactly what I was thinking
@garf3480 3 роки тому
@@_kittyctgamer_4571 no she will train katara
@ThatBoiOnLaythe 9 місяців тому
Adam: *Gets severely injured* Siren’s mom: *Uses LITERAL FORCE HEAL*
@lonk8615 6 місяців тому
bro she literally just used bloodbending at the end 💀💀💀💀
@astrid6028 4 роки тому
maybe siren's mom didn't want her because her tail was so gross.
@aaronace4754 4 роки тому
@@myhitta2960 fuck off no one asked
@emmad4693 4 роки тому
Fr
@Chey..Marie.. 4 роки тому
Of course, it’s a stiff mass
@bellaloveseminem 4 роки тому
my hitta bot
@thebuiscutmaster9664 4 роки тому
Astrid lol
@seal5783 2 роки тому
“Your body’s made of 60% water” deletes 100% of him
@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 роки тому
Creepus Deletus
@baileyyh72 2 роки тому
@@tinyblueunicorn7807 aAAA i laughed too hard at that
@dharrison89 2 роки тому
That means siren wants to breathe and love you
@tinyblueunicorn7807 2 роки тому
@@dharrison89 She's got a weird way of showing her love then lmao she loved him to death. 😭
@oldacocimt3 2 роки тому
The other 40% is his clothes
@FinandDandy 4 місяці тому
21:42 my favorite part of this video is took me five times rewinding to find out what Danny thought the Mermaid mom said because I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all.
@ritapizza821 2 місяці тому
( my my poo poo )
@pepitocovid-91 28 днів тому
I'm rewatching and bingewatching every single video of Danny Gonzalez rn
@Munchkinthetherian 28 днів тому
Dam this is just my comfort video 😅
@siennadarrell 27 днів тому
Me too lol, there were so many little inside jokes and I kept getting confused with the timelines of videos so I just decided to watch them all
@stephenharlin 4 роки тому
My new favorite insults are: “stop being a STIFF MASS.” And: “there’s no nice word for UGLY.”
@Zenigundam 4 роки тому
Those are beta male words. You aren't tough like we are. You don't from the same era or have the same courage. If I'm gonna insult somebody, I'm gonna go up to his face and disrespect his dead homies or I'm just gonna tell him that I think he's a weak b---h who likes getting touched by men.
@Dbendikid 4 роки тому
Zenigundam stop being a stiff mass
@crybabylovecats 4 роки тому
@@Dbendikid ikr he's being such a stiff mass like c'mon, really?
@paigealicious1718 4 роки тому
What about you’re shellfish
@skeppyfan1415 3 роки тому
Little did he know that “my bones are getting squishy” would be the best line in cinematic history.
@channelofrandom7731 3 роки тому
No “i never even got her email address” is
@giraffeinwindow 3 роки тому
Agreed.
@zay_rat8942 3 роки тому
S q u I s h
@boom_powy 3 роки тому
Time stamp?
@channelofrandom7731 3 роки тому
@@boom_powy 33:44
@itznotghostie 25 днів тому
i think siren’s a bit of a waterphile 💀
@pyschoclaw9330 4 роки тому
This movie is either for 8 year old girls or child predators
@totallyoriginal6964 3 роки тому
That is scarily too true.
@starrychatnoir7293 3 роки тому
Lol
@mr.banana4893 3 роки тому
Opaloompa war
@frizz5200 3 роки тому
it’s for both
@kirin1230 3 роки тому
Don't forget people with very odd fetishes....
@zoemochi 3 роки тому
Kid: my _bones are getting squishy_ Siren: my legs turned into a _stiff mass_
@ohheyywendigo5011 3 роки тому
Thats eddie kaspbrak, his bones so get hard.
@johnthefool8462 3 роки тому
She have more broken bones than that kid with soft bones
@alicepersson9568 3 роки тому
Medical Anomaly oliver be like
@kingsleycy3450 23 дні тому
The bad guy's death reminds me of Renaissance Disney's villain deaths. Only difference is that in Disney's, the bad guys normally accidentally caused their own deaths. But in this one the protagonist willfully committed murder
@jasperjazzie 8 місяців тому
i love how they say "every siren's wail is unique" as if that's not just how voices in general are lmao. like yeah that's just how voices work that's not unique to mermaids
@s0ur_artz858 3 роки тому
“Are they singing?” “No sweetie, they’re installing hardwood flooring”
@calliahrawls4396 3 роки тому
*home depot theme intensifies*
@jaketheaiz0946 3 роки тому
No sweetie there installing windows xp
@pusheenlover7223 3 роки тому
*Empire theme song intensefies too*
@Dgero 3 роки тому
@@calliahrawls4396 It’s amazing that Home Depot Theme is a thing and more popular then any other jingle made for a store
@calliahrawls4396 3 роки тому
@@Dgero yes i love that
@methane_melvin 4 роки тому
Let’s all appreciate that Adam’s bones are so brittle that they broke when he fell on sand
@arlaratman862 4 роки тому
Winston Tingle don’t worry, he got healed
@papayadoodlez9994 4 роки тому
Mermaids be like: *AHHHHHHH* Child: I live
@djmonaco39 4 роки тому
as someone with bone deficiency, that would not break my bones
@bri-eh2fu 4 роки тому
They were getting squishy that's why they broke.
@purrfectcreations8667 4 роки тому
He fell into the person he was trying to protect from being hit so instead while also pushing the person out of the way he got hit instead.
@IAPCG 11 місяців тому
"They ballin out here" got me laughing as hell💀💀
@alexhermosillo813 10 місяців тому
5:03 for free??
@cooliostarstache5474 9 місяців тому
💀💀
@nanirox5725 4 роки тому
“Isnt that like naming your kid murderer??” ..... or perhaps.... hunter?
@burgerburger7975 4 роки тому
Hunter actually sounds pretty neat, I gotta admit.
@amirue2602 4 роки тому
Holy shit you cracked the code
@Isabella-bq4ut 4 роки тому
omg there's a hunter in my grade im scared
@torimartinez7918 4 роки тому
Lmaoooooo
@kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 роки тому
THE CONNECTIONS
@themecoptera9258 3 роки тому
“You’re body is 60% water” *proceeds to destroy 100% of his body*
@garf3480 3 роки тому
Maybe she vibrated the blood so hard that is evaporated everything
@MaddieMcFaddie 3 роки тому
@@garf3480 yes logical
@-Rabit- 3 роки тому
@@garf3480 i don't think that's how stuff works but ok-
@garf3480 3 роки тому
@@-Rabit- have you heard of sarcasm
@-Rabit- 3 роки тому
@@garf3480 idk how your reply had anything to do with sarcasm but yes i have
@yeahbrobro7889 6 місяців тому
"You bout to throw stones at me? " "No sir, at your window" As if that's any better 😭
@CRAYON_EATER_69 Місяць тому
4:55 "guys my bones are getting squishy” had me dying 💀
@zoecoric396 3 роки тому
If the birth mom wanted to protect her daughter from hunters, then WHY DID SHE NAME HER DAUGHTER *SIREN*
@LadyMythos315 3 роки тому
FOR REAL LIKE WHO DOSE THAT
@tuxdraws8004 3 роки тому
Like, wtf mom
@justatoaster4328 3 роки тому
tbh, why would she keep her out and away from the ocean if she wanted to keep her away from the hunters, who live on land.
@stormespyder709 3 роки тому
Like say your child is a centaur your not gonna name them after earth pony’s omg my little pony
@theteeth3780 3 роки тому
Reverse psychology
@sydeeboo1413 3 роки тому
This movies acting makes it feel like a 4th grade role play game that you’d plan the storyline for at recess and act out at lunch
@evilturtle8793 3 роки тому
Haha
@mintyfr 3 роки тому
at my school it would be in reverse
@hottopicshadowtheedge8012 3 роки тому
Dude, this is extremely relatable for me, bad roleplaying kinda used to be my shit back then
@sydeeboo1413 3 роки тому
That one DinoPants shipper dude SAME every child at my school either played soccer, handball, or role played. It was great
@epix4849 3 роки тому
Yeah one time in 4th grade It was like ww1
@ashleydevore5514 6 місяців тому
You got me dying 😂😂😂 Danny, I am so happy I ran across you. Life has just gotten a bit brighter with your comedy. I love it.
@minimumwagereviews8431 9 місяців тому
As an asthmatic... I love air
@bananaman677 3 роки тому
siren gives off the vibes of the girl you knew in elementary school who wished she was a mermaid, who like pretended to control water and shit, and would talk about how she had a “huge secret
@starrysky6679 3 роки тому
Relatable, except in my school it was a witch
@masqueradingmadam 2 роки тому
I used to do that, but I pretended I was an all knowing wizard
@ticcitobycreepypasta6969 2 роки тому
Mine was a vampire. We got some weird ass classmates..
@tanemnacar3087 2 роки тому
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@glitterydazezombie 2 роки тому
Same except I pretended to be a cat.. yes I was a big warrior cats fan back then Edit: a little more context, me and my friends would do warrior cat roleplays on the school field but we would go to a place nobody goes on the school field.
@cadehuntsman7490 4 роки тому
How tf could she be purebred if there are no boy mermaids...
@sincerelyve8318 4 роки тому
Cade Huntsman how do they procreate in the first place? Their legs are covered up by their tails. So like...how?
@Sadmanmcgee 4 роки тому
@@sincerelyve8318 idk maybe they lay eggs like salmon?
@sincerelyve8318 4 роки тому
Sad Boi where do the eggs come from is there like a hole in their tail-
@Sadmanmcgee 4 роки тому
@@sincerelyve8318 idk however the fish reproductive system works i guess, look up salmon mating is fascinating stuff.
@Fanimati0n 4 роки тому
@@sincerelyve8318 females lay eggs, males jizz on them. Just like a fish
@emdblyou 16 днів тому
15:15 "No sweetie, they're filling their taxes" LOL That seriously made me LOL
@aero.4177 7 місяців тому
i remember watching this movie as a child and being absolutely obsessed it was so bad lmfao 😭
@junkmatt7126 3 роки тому
Sirens actress looks exactly like that girl in middle school who believes in mermaids.
@PracticallyBlind 2 роки тому
Ikr
@DONKFORTRESS6956 2 роки тому
Who *still*
@NightDwella1 2 роки тому
Or like a 9 yea old from another school
@drunckencandyskies1432 2 роки тому
thats to old
@Wall9. 2 роки тому
@@drunckencandyskies1432 nice pfp
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