SDMP and Hermitcraft have so many things in common 1. Post 2. Mad Fisher men 3. No pedophiles 4. A guy who everyone watched when they where a kid

women want me fish fear me mermaids have mixed reviews

sleep deprived never fails to make me fish

"I did some off screen mining" - Jschlatt. "Totally have op" - Jschlatt

Him checking mail feels like some cooked children's show

hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.

Just logged after 5 years, love to see SMP Live is still going!

Jschlatt should dress up like an old timey oil baron, and get someone to paint him. Then he should frame the painting and hang it up in his room.

I love how Schlatt fails to do anything for 40 minutes 😭

Grian is foaming at the mouth rn

I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!

SWAGGER SLOWLY TURNING TO LOOK AT THE CUCK SHED HAD ME DEAD

even tho this is all incredibly strange because everyone is acting contenty and awkward, i am genuinely hyped for more of theses minecraft vods xD

I love knowing that shlatt watches hermitcraft, sdmp and hermitcraft are almost exact opposites

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

The lack of appreciation for naming a cat Keef means a lack of potheads, I'm disappointed.

start - 0:00 end - 2:09:22

It surprises me that "Schlopf" actually joined BDSMP more than once.

sdmp : schlatt's Drunk survival multiplayer server

Ngl I could Listen to you and Captain sparkles Talk about cars for hours

“Shoreline” is “fishing” for the bodies that he dumped in the Great Lakes after the “incident” in ‘99

Can We Just Appreciate How Schlatt Tickles Our Neurons.

I love when "Schlatt" posts to fill me up with his thick, creamy "content"

1:08:04 the slow drift in speech as the Captain notices "J. Schole" was hilarious

Finally “schleeping bag” has started streaming again

It’s lost comedy that no one sings ‘we just got a letter’ from Blues Clues when they get a letter

i genuinely do love when schlatt streams something other than reactions, something about it is just a bit nicer

Love these chill streams, really feels like a new golden age of content

an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall

I love when "Schlutticus" fills me up with creamy joy

I am way too early to “Schlomain Expansion”’s vod.

1:17:10 I love how the Shayne Topp from iCarly bit has spread to all corners of the internet

The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af

Grian: Finally a worthy opponent. Our fishing trips will be legendary!

watching this with a big stupid grin on my face. cant believe its been 5 years, brings back memories

this is a certified epic schlatt moment

"Schlatts" videos never fail to absolutely ruin, fucking kill my day

36:24 jschlatt hasn't laughed this hard since 1999💀

I really love how "Shlut" never fails to fill us up with thick, creamy dopamine!

Schlatt you should make an anti-gobby weekly newspaper

Jachlatt, please come to my graduation

I've been loving SDMP I think it's the best thing, im happy you brought this back.

Hey Schlatt wanna explain how after watching this video I developed a sore throat? 😡

i really appreciate the work you guys put in with the sound design and the royalty free video game music actually fitting the vod

"i did a little off camera mining" A LITTLE??

Jshlatt and Grian need a come together

22:44 BREAKING NEWS!! Popular youtuber and streamer “Jandemonious Schlatt” does not know how to say the word “Madame”

This server is like Mother 3 where the greedy snobby business guy owns the new world with a bunch of relics and remnants still in his possession

This series makes me so happy thank you

Loving the SDMP so far

on the last video schlunkus is just gonna die of mercury poisoning from all the fish

I’m really liking this series so far

39:49 you know he was about to say “I’m good at remembering where women live” after what he did in 99’

Schlatt actually knowing it was Palm Sunday surprises me to my core. would have never have guessed he would know that.

Fly high alcoholic ahh...💔

Schlatt absolutely trashing on hermitcraft never fails to amuse me

playing minecraft while watching schlatt play minecraft while reacting to tiktoks is the best

17:22 was definitely the highlight of my day

Your video have helped me through rough days I have not been doing good mentally but your videos have helped me stay sane thanks for everything

What a great video to appear on the opening of my youtube after my 4 hr crying session. thank you man

HAPPY EASTER BIG GUY, CHRIST HAS RISEN!

I screamed when I saw Charborg 🥺 I love seeing the both of yall in one video

We need a lot more of this

53:31 is such a perfect moment

i love it when schlatt makes my pickle rise

i love how the qhole stream is so chill

one hour and five minutes in he finally starts fishing

91 Mazda Miata. 1.6l. Schlatt is rocking popups friends.

thank you jshat this is very cool and awesome! we are very proud of you son. keep up the "good" work

I love the thumbnail for this omg

Every letter he gets is days wage for me

1:15:14 schlatt meows

Staying up till 6am to watch these :D

love your dirt shack btw, it's really... lavish

Shlatt pressing shift and running gave me genuine fear.

schlatt open a fish filet targeted McDonald's called McChlatt

every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it

5:31 Grian fishing got me laughing ngl

Its crazy that Schaltt admitted to going on Grindr in thw first few seconds of the stream. We're proud of you for admitting it king

oh to build things for big boss! love this smp so far!

Flashbacks to SipsCo the minute Schlatt said he'd be selling dirt

I cannot believe "Schkeletool" went off camera and "mined". Thank you!!

looking exquisite as always shlorp

Love the new series

Holy shit 2 vods in in a week is schlatt sick

this smp feels like smiling friends humor

not enough mr toasten in this video. quite upset.

It was a amazing stream, thanks for all 💕

I am like so happy charborg is making his appearance, so happy right now

Nothing like schlatt and a cup a coffee in tha aftanoons

That grain callout is absurd

Is this the 3rd resurgence of Minecraft? Because I'm here for it dude!

fish deprived never fails to make me sleep

I do really hope you keep streaming schlatt

leave it up to schlatt to make me feel like i shouldve been involved in the descent of flight 97

I love Charborg, so glad to see that he’s on the server. 😎👍

🦅 RAHHHHHHH 🦅 HERMIT CRAFT MENTIONED AND GRIAN

1:26:19 this is a new kind of brain rot thank you I love it

be a fisher of men, "schlatt".

I just lost a 2 month long project zomboid character during your fishing/cat video cause i was too distracted to notice the zombie coming up behind me. Thanks shlatt, sr dickens the mighty sends his regards from the grave.