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Show people around Japan and it's culture: ❌ Show people an alley lined with random vending machines: ✅

This is the calmest ive seen schlatt in a content that is outside of theweeklyslap, while still maintaining the same humor. Somewhat Relaxing and still just as entertaining.

Nah this is actually one of the most respectful UKpostsrs I’ve ever seen go to japan. I mean Schlatt is known for being Loud and yet I was so confused at the start when he was almost whispering.

Respect to him for being more respectful than 99% of American tourists

I can't believe Schlatt left the country for once.

I was born in Japan and this is one of the few Japan travel videos I've seen that captures what being there feels like to me. Folks show me their travel photos full of nice, traditional hotels or big sashimi platters, but old vending machines next to dusty shops full of very specific merchandise is the real deal. The paper says "minor good fortune" and despite how it sounds, it's a step above regular "good fortune" c:

Imagine being a rural Japanese person, just trying to get a drink on the way home from work and watching this 6'4" foreigner with mutton chops buy from 20-30 consecutive vending machines.

日本からコメント失礼します！まさかSchlattが日本に来てくれるなんて思ってもいなかったので、今泣きながらこの動画を見ています。おみくじに関してですが、小吉なのでまあまあ良い感じです。Schlattが来てくれたので、きっと総理は増税を止めてくれることと思います。本当にありがとうございます。

this was the calmest japan trip i've ever seen from a youtuber

Props to Schlatt for not breaking any of these vending machines like he broke his $1000 chair gifted to him by his father.

“ロバディック” is very calm in this episode. He has been relaxing in the hentai shops and has had fun breaking all the chinese keyboards he can. Very happy to see him as calm as he was in 1998

2:15 rough translation is "Past spirits find you, daughters/girls seeking vengeance. Righteous torment upon you" or something like that

Reminds me of the time Schlatt stuffed me inside a vending machine during the summer of ‘04. Happy memories!!

I love how Schlatt starts these channels for different reasons and just turns them into completely different content.

Hi shlatt!!! I live in Japan and yes I speak English but I’m glad you seemed to enjoy it! And your behavior was so respectful! We appreciate when tourists are kind and just enjoy our home! Have a great day! And thank you for coming to Japan hope u had fun!!!

He seems genuinely relaxed while still being entertaining. Good on him

"im gonna make a vending machine, and its gonna sell cigarettes to children" is just a synonym for 90% of all german vending machines

It's amazing how Schlatt can go to places so fast! Just a few hours ago, I saw him on the airport and I wanted to greet him, unforunately he was in a hurry and sweating carrying a human sized bag. He was muttering about going somewhere _"far"_ and _"remote"_ , aswell as _"finishing unfinished business"_ . It was almost as if he wanted to quickly escape the place! But he was probably super stressed from all the youtube stuff, hopefully you find someplace you can "relax" and _"blow off some steam"_ Schlatt. They- I mean, you deserve it!

Fortune: "you will become a god, all your dreams will come true!" Shlatt: * discards * Fortune: * visable confusion *

Wow, Japan sure looks great! I wish I could visit, but I'm banned from Japan, and 13 other countries for crimes against Humanity. Love your content.

So crazy how this fan channel was able to use ai to deepfake and generate his voice. Truly remarkable!

I didn’t know “Schlatt” could still go to Japan after what he pulled in 99

bro casually got the legendary childhood mini cola candys and thought nothing of it

Fun fact! Japan actually does sell cigarettes from vending machines. Yeah, you just have to put in your ID before you do so it knows that you’re legal. And they’re usually outside of places like bars or shady alleyways

Imagine if one of the vending machines was like cleaning supplies but the packaging was just so colorful schlatt ate it

It's nice to see schlatt content where he isn't so aggressive, makes him seem more real. Maybe he's doing it to make everyone put their guard down before he attacks again, who knows.

Schlatt plugging the funny sticks at 6:30?!

cool to see the entirety of japan in this video

I think the fortune slip at 02:02 says "minor fortune", which is a reference to Schlong's basement vault encased beneath the concrete. In terms of fortune telling, it is saying something along the lines of "yea you doing alright". Thank you Mr. Slots for sharing this with us

This "Schlatt" guy better not "recreate" the "events" of 1999 in "Japan" Edit: We have received several reports that the incidents that occurred in 1945 may be connected to "Schlatt" as well. Watch your back "Schlatt". We're coming for you.

Been having a rough time and this video made me feel so much better thank you schlatt

This was such a calm vlog from Schlatt lol. This is the calmest I've seen him in a while if you don't count theweeklyslap. Its so chill I love it! :D

I’m convinced that Schlatt is what Japanese people picture when they hear about bigfoot

Absolutely horrifying knowing that he’s in Japan considering what happened when he was in the UK

Glad Schlatt is showing Japan’s diverse vending machine culture

Schlatt seems like the kind of dude to make Hiroshima and Nagasaki jokes instead of 9/11 jokes while he's in Japan

Schlatt is like jesus but instead of forgiving sins and spreading the word of god, he likes men

I dunno bout everyone else but those single vending machines near the parking lot outside medium sized, slightly old apartments are so nostalgic

the nature of the silent cameraman makes me feel like im really there

As a non-japanese guy, the fortune thing said you will not face consequences for your actions in '99

When I lived in Japan, I was obsessed with the soda can vending machines. except instead of soda, you got cream corn in a soda can. Shit was incredible

I loved the energy in this vlog!

I love how calm and respectful not bordering anyone while still having his humor

2:02 Hello I am translator. If I am seeing the paper correctly you got 小吉(shō-kichi). Which tbh its kind of a mid-tier luck. Its not too good yet its not bad... Good thing you tied it up there. Im too lazy to translate the rest.

its pretty cool that he actually got accurate japanese subtitles for the video

I’m honestly so invested in this haha, can’t wait for more to come out it’s a great listen when I’m at work or on break at lunch. Such an interesting concept played out really well in my opinion or I’m just purely enjoying the whole skills being kept each life cycle I dunno I really like it though, don’t usually like stuff like this

this is great. i could watch you doing this stuff all day lol

Schlatt sitting there enjoying some Couque D'asses at the end is very wholesome.

4:37 So nice to see "Schlatt" paying homage to his old buddy Ted. Ah... Sweet '99...

i have been absolutely loving these vlogs there so chill and fun

At 05:45 he's Minoru Sano, one of the most legendary ramen chef in Japan

pretty sure he just pulled the "Wisdom of God" fortune only to release himself of it immediately after

I like to imagine he went to Japan specifically for discount tires and left after getting a good deal. All the vending machine were just a coincidence.

8:13 COUQUE D'ASSES

Had to come here after connor's video

I can't believe that schlatt spent the whole day saying "konichiwassup" to locals. Truly a big guy move

I'd like to imagine that this was the only reason he went to Japan, and then went home instantly after

this has got be one of the best "going to japan" video I've seen a content creater do

best content i've seen this month

Unreal. I cannot believe "Schlatt" is still "alive" and well after "that" incident from three months ago.

Schlatt once again being a man of culture and visiting his rightful birthplace, being totally respectful and a glutton when it comes to food. Arigato, Schlatt. Gozaimasu.

This is by far the best video Schlatt has ever uploaded to any of his channels, vending machines are so fucking cool i am so serious right now

3:37 ITS BLUE HES DRINKING BLUE

Schlatt you MUST know that cig vending machines do in fact exist and are all over Japan and Canada

I love the editing on this, it's a lot like japanese shows with the sound effects on the subtitles

I love this form of content from you!

2:25 SCHLATT YOU CANT JUST BUY EVERY COMPANY THAT OFFERS YOU A SPONSORSHIP

This is honestly such a different style than every other video schlatt has made and it’s honestly really refreshing

I love how "Schlatt" just has the power to destabilise a country just by visiting it. Oh, and as a Brit speaking, Japan guard your leaders *very* carefully. It probably won't help since he managed to get into Buckingham Palace, but you can't take any chances.

THIS is what I call quality content!

It's physically impossible to dislike this big guy.

jokes aside, i really enjoyed this! it's different from what we usually get and I hope we continue to get more! really enjoy the vlogs schlatt

@6:30 here in Nevada we DO have cigarette vending machines in the casinos, and they have no safety to prove you're an adult when you use it. Kids legit wait for no one to be looking and use em.

It's almost like he's still with us... RIP "Schlagg", you'll always be in our hearts...

The absolute silence at the cigarettes part as he puts coin in is gold

He got “Little Luck” (小吉) on the fortune, so it makes sense that BIG man J would tie it up since he’s only a BIG luck man

so schlatt goes to Japan and his entire video of his visit was his stop at a tire shop? yeah thats about right

Surprisingly comfy! Wow, this was chill. That's our comfy variety streamer of the year for you

I'm really happy to see schlatt post stuff like this

I cannot believe that schlatt did not say "konichi-whats up" at the beginning

This AI is crazy! It's like he went to Japan, I miss big guy ❤

i gotta say i never really expected a japan vlog from schlatt but this video is fucking cool

this was a surprising chill video

4:50 maybe redbull tastes like energy bomber

Schlatt never fails to make me convulse violently and foam at the mouth 😂😂

the laugh track in the background adds so much to this video cant imagine it without it

props to the editor! i knew something was weird and realized its edited like a japanese gameshow

honestly so good too see him doing these vlogs. Tiktoks farm views like nothing else but there's something so genuine about seeing him happy and outside, keep up the good content schlatt

Kon'nichiwassup!!

Not even 0:10 seconds in and theres already a nissan Silvia s15 on Enkei Rpf1s with some weeb ass paintjob on it man i love japan

This vlog was so real. I want to see you go to a supermarket next

''Schlatt ruins Japan'' I wonder if he did some unimaginable things in Japan just like in 1999.

7:54 I don’t know for sure, but I have a feeling that that’s eel

I really like how chill this vid is

I love this kind of content sm

6:16 Im am crying now.

8:53 god bless the editors for these very subtle laugh tracks. Such an appeasing touch.

glad to see schartt is enjoying himself in japan

i kept waiting for something else. but instead i willing watched 11 minutes of vending machine hauls 😀👍