Sebastian Maniscalco - Craigslist Is an Invitation to Get Murdered
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#SebastianManiscalcoStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec, in 2011.
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@bettebruce2277 6 років тому
Hilarious and great physical comedy. I love that his material comes from everyday life and average people. He keeps out the political and celebrity insults. This makes his comedy timeless.
@DrunkenSlob Рік тому
@Carlo Cocciolo you probably have a problem with that topic because it reminds you of what you aren’t able to do
@lizzfrmhon 6 років тому
He is so Italian it hurts.
@lizzfrmhon 6 років тому
Well American Italian anyways.
@helpmenow7 5 років тому
Cement shoes
@josephnicolino8529 5 років тому
My kind of people
@gfine2000 5 років тому
Yeah, he got his character personality from Vinny Barbarino on Welcome Back Kotter. In other words, John Travolta! Google it.
@stephaniesealy9375 5 років тому
So true lol. I have an italian friend who is the female equivalent. She's hilarious and I love her to bits!
@jennifera777 6 років тому
He makes me proud to be an Italian.
@cybersub4693 5 років тому
otherwise you wouldn't be. i see what you did there.
@shitstain7137 5 років тому
dont be proud, pride comes before the fall you shxtstained pissant.
@victordasilva5255 5 років тому
Shave that bush...I’ve dated Italians
@francesvansiclen3245 5 років тому
I love Italian men !
@DekkarJr 5 років тому
ITSSSSSS GONNNNNAAAA BEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!
@robynb5434 6 років тому
The teddy bear comment killed me 😂😆
@NineballChris 5 років тому
Put the head in the trash on Monday and the rest on Friday lmao.
@crzytasha 5 років тому
Me too! Gouge the eyes out, decapitate the head.
@annegachanja3468 4 роки тому
Hahahahahahaha
@danf8047 6 років тому
He's got one of the best deliveries in stand up. Love his work!
@JJWildMusic 6 років тому
David Y yeah I always loved Andrew Dice Clay
@MustangRed1967 6 років тому
It's Dice
@acex3075 6 років тому
he is awful
@deeds517 6 років тому
He's the best
@maryanncummings6247 6 років тому
👒👜
@dabig25 6 років тому
Uncle Luigi took off work to see what you just did.... LOL
@kellym3810 5 років тому
dabig 25 lol so true
@livingnorthofatlanta 5 років тому
Dying! 🤣🤣
@KidbuuGODMODE 5 років тому
LMFAO fucking love this guy
@Lil_mar00 5 років тому
get in the trunk lmao!
@Platerpus7 5 років тому
dabig 25 I lost it when he said that
@wolandmargarita 6 років тому
He's got clean witty humor unlike most these days.
@DreamBelief 5 років тому
Seth Hammock people who have been to his performances have said that he does include vulgar jokes and a lot of swearing just FYI.
@barnabydodd8956 4 роки тому
He's not a "clean" comic since he does curse some. But he's not one of these vulgar comics who curse every other word and talk about really vulgar topics.
@ihs51 4 роки тому
Exactly. Profanity and vulgarities is no humor.
@DanaC-ne7bc 4 роки тому
His early material is dirty, both are good.
@CarcPazu 2 роки тому
@@ihs51 That's just a blanket statement. Profanity and vulgarities can absolutely be funny when done right.
@curiousgangsta 6 років тому
"run it through the garden" amazing
@justicekeyes 6 років тому
I'm sure he started a new trend at subways.....
@Sig721Tau 6 років тому
Justice Keyes Oh, I'm gonna use this next time at Subway. Lol
@anthonyzullo 6 років тому
Fucking right!
@randy13boston 6 років тому
hollaname I think he borrowed that from “Airplane”
@BettyWhite2171 6 років тому
Okie Rider Just remember they charge you for every ingredient so if you order "The whole garden" it'll be more expensive.
@FabulousKilljoy917 4 роки тому
“TAKE A SHOT NUNZIO” 🤣🤣🤣
@cincodogg5 6 років тому
Head out on Monday. ..body out on Friday lol
@a.k.4085 4 роки тому
That was great
@Aven-Sharma1991 4 роки тому
Bit of Mob mentality there in that joke. 😂
@sarahpursley719 3 роки тому
Sounds like his dad may had done it before. Lol.
@normajeanhiguera-trask9668 4 роки тому
During this Coronavirus, I turn to Maniscalco
@bullseye7995 4 роки тому
Me too Norma!!
@Anca820 4 роки тому
Yep me too.
@christined2495 4 роки тому
I do too, everyday
@tylerbean542 4 роки тому
That’s how I discovered him! 🤣
@birdieth 3 роки тому
Me too?!
@Michaelmyersbae 4 роки тому
"Get in the trunk" 🤣🤣🤣
@emilyxo3872 5 років тому
"saw the couch in half!" LOL
@daytradeatl3167 4 роки тому
Senastian's been underrated for years, one of the best in the game.
@brodyharris7631 4 роки тому
Not so underrated anymore thankfully. Sold 73k tickets over 4 days at MSG
@TheNesbittExperience 5 років тому
“I got behind the woman, who looked like it was her first time out ever!” F’n brilliant! “Run it through the garden!”
@user-pv7nf3gu8u 6 років тому
Intelligent humor, awesome delivery, how have I not heard of this guy??
@shitstain7137 5 років тому
cuz yer a dumb fxxck.
@pinstripejohnny 5 років тому
Aren’t you embarrassed?
@alexegoavil7590 4 роки тому
Cause you've been dead for years Tesla!
@amonamarth6946 4 роки тому
It’s caus good comedy nowadays is being drowned out by wannabe comedians unfortunately
@zaghir8351 5 років тому
29th place here’s your trophy....I spit my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@annegachanja3468 4 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dangeroussneeze66 4 роки тому
Zaghir he said it right when i read this
@zulkiflijamil4033 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@graceselkow3927 2 роки тому
I'm Sicilian and Italian, and you hit the nail on the head with the food being available 24/7. Mom had to feed everyone!
@DonTheMoron716 Рік тому
Nay. You're just Italian. Sicily and Italy are the same country.
@yostugotz5619 5 років тому
“Run it through the garden!” Italians are complex but very simple. Lol.
@yyz125 4 роки тому
Your uncle Luigi took off work to watch what you just did😂😂😂😂😂
@jpotts1097 3 роки тому
"Get in the trunk" 😂😂😂
@yyz125 3 роки тому
@@jpotts1097 🤣 stuff is spot on
@summerteeth99 6 років тому
died at "run it through the garden"
@ABandApart01 4 роки тому
As a former of employee of subway, I’ve dealt with that woman PLENTY OF TIMES!!!! 😩😭😡🤬
@stellampetersen7341 4 роки тому
ABandApart01 maybe she was me!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@freeziboi3249 4 роки тому
@@stellampetersen7341 Stella this isn't difficult they have the step by step procedure up there! Stella!
@sanctusignis9746 4 роки тому
I'm a current employee at Jimmy John's...humans are just wow
@indigoranch 4 роки тому
@abandapart01 People like to shit on restaurant workers but if they ever had to spend a shift taking orders, they'd probably shoot themselves in the face. Humans can be so stupid and if they're not stupid, they're rude or mannerless.
@kool-aidcorncrap7880 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@RustySpoons6490 3 роки тому
I ALWAYS want to tell confused people, _”Step one: pick bread!”_ 😂
@shannonarthur7332 3 роки тому
Lolol absolutely salad fingers🤣
@krisztinaenzsol6579 4 роки тому
'Throw the head out on Monday and the body out on Friday..Lmaoooo dead!!
@WitsEndProductions 6 років тому
This guy finally needs to break out ... consistently funny, strong material for 20 years now
@metalphobos3632 6 років тому
Wit's End Entertainment hes already there. Hes made millions. 3 specials plus the wild west comedy tour. Hes been selling out shows like mad this tour. He sold out the ACC last night and it was the best standup ive been to. 20,000 people crying they were laughing so hard. Hes been one of my faves for years and if you get a chance to see him, please go.
@justinthomas2334 6 років тому
hes actually one of the biggest comedians right now but still underrated in my opinion
@paulachj 6 років тому
Love him! He's hit the bigtime for sure! Sold out 5 nights here in Boston and 2 shows. So happy for him!
@damienholland8103 6 років тому
Agreed, I knew nothing about him until Netflix randomly suggested him. This guy is the real deal. Makes most other comics look like amateurs.
@gj9933 5 років тому
Well maybe he’s made millions but would not like to be a big kind of live in anonymity off stage I think I would prefer that too. He is very funny 😄 tho!
@vegabonzo73 5 років тому
“IT’S GONNA BE GOOOOD!!” 😂😂😂 pissed myself.
@gerritcole4seamer536 2 роки тому
Dude I died
@dexterg90 4 роки тому
It makes me smile how old school Chicago he is. Alot of the older Chicagoans still have this accent and it's fun to listen to
@Rusty.Shackhouse 6 років тому
Idk how this popped up on my feed but, I don’t regret clicking on it. He’s one funny guy lol
@mrrobot6350 5 років тому
Bruce Wayne, my thoughts exactly!
@robmartinez7782 4 роки тому
Run it through the garden is a term used for a Chicago style hot dog. The best dog on the planet.
@svetcovladich9996 3 роки тому
Got it, thanks. Now it makes sense he would use that!
@misfitbrit1989 2 роки тому
Literally means load with veggies
@matthewmorelli85 6 років тому
Run it Through the Garden. LMAO, The Best
@ph3r109 3 роки тому
Im addicted to his comedy, he made me want to be Italian
@IvanYavits 6 років тому
What a unique delivery. Absolutely fantastic artist.
@strategy 6 років тому
In that case you should check out the rest of his work.
@jerrycabarloc3728 6 років тому
Van609 his physical comedy just adds to the whole delivery.
@DekkarJr 6 років тому
He's hilarious. I bet he has to limber up backstage before he goes out there.
@barrysoetorro9123 6 років тому
Similar to Dice Clay without the swearing.
@damienholland8103 6 років тому
He's actually so good that if he stopped the physical aspect his comedy would still be strong. I notice that he never falls back on gross jokes, or jokes about genitals, or uses too much foul language, he actually digs into his personal experiences and sense of creativity.
@agibson236 6 років тому
I remember years ago i wanted to sell my xbox on craigslist and meet someone at a 7-11 but then right b4 on the news 2 people got shot selling something on Craigslist..i said fuuuuuuuck that..LOL
@pratamawirya3736 5 років тому
lmfao
@bruce9897 5 років тому
Can’t get enough “when did this start? 29th place. Here’s your trophy” 😂😂😂
@pauleyestone7739 Рік тому
I hadn't heard him until 2021. Hilarious...he always cracks me up. Love the physicality and the facial expressions.
@naseemiqbal6265 4 роки тому
Seen this numerous times and still makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bricktothehead 6 років тому
Im in tears ova here!...Very Funny!
@bricktothehead 6 років тому
I love Italian comedy and comics. So very funny!
@TheSuzstory 6 років тому
Looks like a very tan Ben Stiller.
@amethyst0285 6 років тому
suzanne story Very tan. You’re funny.
@trollgeneral6624 6 років тому
amethyst0285 well he is very tanned.
@gmcnewlook 6 років тому
An Italian Ben stiller :)
@SamarIqbal-ye3tg 6 років тому
Tanned and NOT tan!😉
@vistaestrada 6 років тому
suzanne story , lol at first I thought it was Ben Stiller!!
@marykissel9273 3 роки тому
He is consistently hilarious.....the Subway skit tore me up because I've seen it happen. Some people take 20 minutes to "decide" every little thing and it's maddening. My mom had hard sales and dad would walk around complaining and muttering to himself. When mom wasn't around he'd throw stuff out.....it was funny!
@sharonkathryn5565 6 років тому
Nice and clean comedy. Love it!
@charlestaylor5511 5 років тому
Yes it's clean but it sure didn't make me laugh
@pinstripejohnny 5 років тому
Charles Taylor you must be fun to hang out with
@natelithgow7889 5 років тому
@@charlestaylor5511 f off
@francesvansiclen3245 5 років тому
@@charlestaylor5511 - guess he is too clean for your taste- you must be a lowlife !
@charlestaylor5511 5 років тому
@@francesvansiclen3245 I just received your text I'm sorry I missed it...this guy is probably a very moral upright person I have no idea but that's my guess... but just like music we all have taste in humor... So why you come after me so strongly I have no idea but look I hope your happy healthy and prosperous God bless
@darrylb.roberts7181 5 років тому
"...Take the shot Nunzio!" 😂 I love this guy! 😂
@TheMohaChannel 8 місяців тому
Sitting in the first row in on of his shows is now of the items in my bucket list. This guy never fails to make my ads laugh 😂
@MrsLockenload 4 роки тому
"ITSA GONNABE GOOOD!"
@rockingrolling3503 4 роки тому
Sandra 😂😂😂
@bradgro2921 6 років тому
This guy is the best doing it right now!
@DekkarJr 6 років тому
He is in my top 5 for sure.
@johnboy5632 6 років тому
LOL!!!!!!! This dude is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!
@drmariopepper4354 4 роки тому
Breaking the items before putting out for the garbage is genius🤣🤣🤣
@Roogs 3 роки тому
"Take a shot Nunzio!" I nearly died.
@carolyngwright 5 років тому
He is so hilarious and not raunchy... love it!!!
@chandajohnson7202 4 роки тому
This man is HILARIOUS! I've never seen a bad show!
@AntonioKowatsch 5 років тому
I love this guy. He's one of the very few comedians that I actually like. I'm very picky.
@crw31399 5 років тому
Sebastian and Jim gaffigan are great.
@festusakinyemi8091 Рік тому
"Saw the couch in half" 😂😂
@mytube6538 6 років тому
Omg i almost choked on my food this guy is hilarious!!
@djordan22 6 років тому
Saw the couch in half. I can't breathe. My sides..
@dj_6ix20two6 5 років тому
“Saw da couch in half” 😂😂
@reganwolf4405 4 роки тому
🤣🤭
@adilenesadiq1219 4 роки тому
Hahahaha!!! Love freakin love Sebastian Maniscalco! Never finish his specials without tearing up in laughs 😂😂
@brianreese6968 4 роки тому
Now I want to get a sub from subway and tell them run it through the garden
@AustinTFM 5 років тому
Marco Belinelli is an Italian NBA basketball player. Really good shooter too
@caesarfiorini 5 років тому
Gallinari also good.
@stephent5021 6 років тому
Underrated
@iris2922 6 років тому
love the italian accent :)
@sublimebri 6 років тому
new york accent
@Courtesyflush52 6 років тому
That's a NY accent. Italians don't sound like that
@calisongbird 6 років тому
sublimebri Nope. Sebastian’s from Chicago.
@percussionjamz6704 6 років тому
yeah thats a midwestern italian american.
@signoresantinoburnett1169 6 років тому
He's Italian-American from Chicago. That's a Chicago accent.
@nottobe2916 6 років тому
This guy is my new favorite comic
@susanboniel474 4 роки тому
He jokes are universally relatable, with perfect story telling voice and actions, watch out for him he is gonno be a holywood A lister actor soon..
@azurisora9836 3 роки тому
"Uncle Luigi took off work for this.. get in the trunk! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😂😂😉😉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You are the best!
@lauragovernali4332 4 роки тому
Freaking genius. I love this man 😂
@kayakdog121 5 років тому
The Italian guy cutting the sandwich meat is on meth. "IT'S-A GONNA BE GOOOOOOD!"
@donh1572 3 роки тому
But the sandwich was always good!
@yuridickson5543 6 років тому
Step 1 Pick bread....
@kameronrichardson2266 6 років тому
*YOU DON'T SEE DAT*
@maeve7709 5 років тому
*ITS RIGHT THERE*
@TehDMBfan 5 років тому
He missed out "how do you make a sandwich a home? It says it there - step one pick bread"
@scootover7 4 роки тому
The doorbell skit is my absolute favorite of his . This is funny too ,
@urkoolUncle 4 роки тому
Old School Italians can relate to this guy; we all had dysfunctional backgrounds.
@dianemorgan2968 3 роки тому
got that right! Being Italian I hear ya!!!
@RoseThistleArtworks 5 років тому
I love him! Just when I think I can't laugh about anything, I try to find Sebastian Maniscalco and he never fails to make me laugh!
@thomaswiles5710 6 років тому
This guy is the BEST!!! 😂🤣😅
@michellerjackson5776 6 років тому
Da_Gr8 1 Do you know Brian Reagan?? Another great
@natevm7888 Рік тому
"run it through the garden" 😂
@Reneismad 5 років тому
i almost shit my pants at the throwing out the vegetables out the car window bit
@froztbite15 3 роки тому
When he started doing the body movements for the subway lady, I lost it. People like that kill me. I don't get in line until I know what I want. IMO just common courtesy.
@stellampetersen7341 4 роки тому
I don’t get tired watching and laughing with this guy! Thank you 🙏
@lorenamares1427 6 років тому
It's guys like Maniscalco that make great teachers so kids can learn real life lessons.
@musarra195 4 роки тому
Run it through the garden 😂
@shayekisitu 5 років тому
Saw the couch in half 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@LisaMarie51968 6 років тому
He’s truly hilarious 😂
@lemancemossjr3935 4 роки тому
I Love his style of comedy so much. He just talks to you but the shit he say is so true, and the way he says it, this man so funny. Def one of my favorites of all-time
@anneg8811 5 років тому
I’ve watched this 10 times now and I’m still dying at the part with the bear! XD
@wendyteeter1762 5 років тому
Lmao, “Piece it out” 😂😂😂
@zantas-handle 6 років тому
If the young Al Pacino had done stand up...
@savannahortega7797 5 років тому
goldeneddie actually, Al Pacino use to do stand up many years ago
@gilberthernandez4041 5 років тому
Al is Cuban
@themiddlekid1966 5 років тому
@@gilberthernandez4041 Al Pacino is Sicilian :)
@Nunziata131 5 років тому
@@gilberthernandez4041 No he's not he's Sicilian His Parents are Sicilian Immigrants
@chrisperdeus4270 5 років тому
@@gilberthernandez4041 You might be thinking of ANDY GARCIA
@pokerKKcrushr 2 роки тому
This is one of my favorite sets, and I've watched them all a million times. Seamless and Hilarious everytime
@delusional_lucidity4545 4 роки тому
Chappelle and Maniscalco are the very best comedians EVER. Hands down.
@carolinecoffey2373 4 роки тому
Love his husky voice
@princeradhakrishnan6114 6 років тому
Amazing man..Amazing..
@ilovemycat69 4 роки тому
He Is Truly. TRULY. HILARIOUS !! THE BEST !!!!! His Facial. Expressions. Amazing. ----- 😂 .
@commonsense2680 3 роки тому
Just discovered this guy, he is amazingly funny, clever, insightful, etc. Best comic I've seen in years! Where has he been?!
@squeegeeman123 6 років тому
Run it through the garden !!!!
@marilynalvarez9951 4 роки тому
The more I see him, the more he reminds me of Henry Winkler (Fonzie)
@w4tkn 4 роки тому
I feel with his style is it's not learned by copying someone else, he feels very comfortable and natural.
@MyName-cj4em 5 років тому
Sebastian is HYSTERICAL.
@BGzGamersVoid 6 років тому
"get in the trunk" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
@BrianMusic12 5 років тому
Did ben stiller and al pacino have a kid
@maryerb6062 5 років тому
I am reading Sebastian's book from the library. I had never heard of him. I can see some of what his talks about in his development. He is rip-roaring funny and he worked his butt off to learn his craft! Keep it coming, Sebastian--you are needed!We need to roar!
@paulhowarth754 5 років тому
He's the Best Evaaaaaaaaaaa!! He's so animated during his deliveries, it's hilarious. Love him!!
@tristanvogt434 4 роки тому
He is one of the types he don’t have to tell a joke and I’m laughing
@gemgenius7378 6 років тому
Yo! I have always thought the same way about Craigslist! I've heard so many true horror stories about people getting kidnapped, murdered, etc. I am so glad I ain't the only one who thought like this XD This guy is hilarious! 😂😂
@LK-bz9sk Рік тому
There are many greats in comedy and Sebastian is most definitely one of them.
@vincebrocato7549 5 років тому
Love this guy! His Italian humor strikes home!!
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