Guy sneaks in a workout every set

"my SOCK is gonna take the plane into the Pacific...." ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:57 "the guy behind me is 500lbs that doesn't matter" one of my favorite lines in all of comedy, still remember the first time I heard this line and I could not stop laughing!!!😂

The guy behind me weighs 500 pounds! Are you prepared for this kind of weight?!? LOLOOLOLOL!!!!

What really makes him special is the physicality he puts into his performances.

“I’m takin out a boot, a sock. toothpaste. is this two pounds?” Comedy gold

Everything he saids is 100 percent the truth.

"Idk what 2 pounds is" 🤣 🤣 🤣

This guy is a real life marionette...I keep looking for the strings. His body movements are EFFORTLESS. 👏👏👏

I love how he cocks the machine gun like it's a shotgun. He's hilarious.

"The guy behind me is 500 pounds but my sock's going to take the plane into the Pacific"

3:06 As soon as he said TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP he turned into Kramer 😆

I’ve been to the airport in Beirut, Lebanon...he ain’t lyin about the security 😂

Always act shocked that your bag is overweight at the airport

Easily one of his best bits all-time. Hysterical.

When he said that it’s a scam, he nailed it!

I wonder if Sebastian was a dancer. He moves like a dancer but he is a world class comedian! Sebastian, dude, you are therapy!

Sebastian really perfected his craft 🔥. Gotta see him live after this pandemic

My daughter was traveling to Europe. They said her bag was too heavy. She opened it & started putting on more clothes!! They let her go thru.

This exact bit is when Sebastian became my favorite comedian. I was in the military for seven years, and I've been to more airports than I can remember. And it is so true how other countries have their military guarding the airports, in neat, pressed uniforms. But when Sebastian says, "Have you seen our first line of defense?...Take out your...." Lol!!! That exact guy IS the first line of defense at all U.S. airports. This bit is amazing...actually this whole special is amazing. Oh and the Pete and Sebastian show podcast is also fantastic. Pete's witty as hell man. Hearing Pete make Sebastian laugh for an hour every week, one of the greatest comedians of our time laugh out loud, is worth the price of admission.

“...like he could cut...PROVOLONE” 😂😂😂

4:07 His delivery is priceless. That empty look and the accent kills me every time

I nearly pissed myself 😂😂 at the machete for a toenail. 😂🤣. I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a long time. I scared my cat off of my lap.

“ put it on the carry on” “ its still on the plane” good ass point lmfao

I just found this guy 2 days ago and omg. I love this. His delivery and bits are just incredible.

😂😂😂 he’s fit because he works out throughout his entire set. Love him

So far, 18 TSA agents have disliked the video LMAO

“My sock is gonna take the plane into the pacific, but you’re prepared for *this* kind of weight?!” Lmaoo it’s too good

The machine gun part had me dying lol

That soft realese....😂

I nearly passed out laughing when he screamed “TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOPS!!”

I always put an incremental set of dumbbells in my suitcase so that I can take out the perfect amount of weight when I check in.

Sebastian: "Machine Gun!" Also Sebastian: Makes the Gesture of a shotgun.

Your physical comedy is incredible, man.

Your body motions during your skits are EVERYTHING!!🤣🤣😍🥰🤩

This actually happened to my husband at Midway in Chicago. My son and I had already passed through and we look back and my husband is pulling stuff out of his bag, it's flying everywhere! We were laughing so hard THEN we hear this bit by Sebastian and I literally lost it. So hilarious!

"Have you seen our first line of defense? Take out your laptop!!!" Oh my goodness 🤣!!!

The first time seeing him on tv had me cracking up. Seen him live 3 times now.

When he put his hands behind his back after talking about security in the rest of the world was so spot on.

3:36 can we leave people’s shoes on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg I'm dying, this guy and his toenails🤣😂so glad I discovered you a few months ago. I'm a French gal living in Ireland so took me a while to know about you. But love love your style, clean and hilarious, I wish your TV show will become a reality and will be available internationally

A thin slice of provoloneyyyy!!! 👌😂😂😂

It's all going on the plane. 😃😄😁😄

The way he did the gun gesture got me 🤣

Literally get a stomach ache laughing! I can totally see him in the clubs in the 80s all tan and cologned!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I could watch this guy all day .. and I am late for work 🙂

TSA people: he’s joking, okay? Don’t take it personally.

Still one of my favorite skit of all times. Anyone who traveled by plane can relate. From the jubilating attendant when your luggage is too heavy and your need to pay extra $$ or your extra boot is going to take the plane down.

I literally spat out my water when he said "take out your laptop!!!!" Oh my god that was funny

TSA means "throw shit away" - I am so glad I don't have to fly for work, and can't really afford to go anywhere for fun that requires flying 😂 not that you can go anywhere now anyway, or if you go, you can't get home!

There’s nobody better in comedy these days.

TAKE OUT YOUR LAPTOP!!! I die everytime 😭😂

OMG this man and his brilliantly candid and hilarious comedy has literally been one of the very few things that has helped me maintain my sanity through this crazy time! So very grateful for him!

I just discovered this guy recently, and I gotta say, I'm grabbing tix for his shows once this virus chills out. 😂😂🤣

LMAO! "It's still going on the plane....what does it matter if it's on top or underneath!"

'Peoples Feet', gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣 I'm the same though, people's feet gross me out

I knew a guy that you couldn't tell the difference between him or his dog when he walk on tile floors. His toe nails were so long.

sebastian is the best

🤣So freakin funny, but pissed-off that you’re absolutely right about the straight, out blunt airline scams! 😡

This Guy is crazy!!!! I'm up in texas at 4am laughing so loud the neighbors dog is barking at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

0:27 brilliant. thats the kind of funny that makes your ribs hurt and you don’t even know why

😂🤣🤦🏾‍♂️ he is a fool so hilarious and it's so true. What is two pounds anybody know what two pounds is 😂

My wife and I go back and forth with your comedic lines! Its HILARIOUS!! "Take out your laptops!!!" LOL

You are an absolute gem! How could we go thru 2020 without these Truths!?! Bwuahahahaha!!

"Take out your laptop" got me dead

One of my FAVORITE clips. I cry laughing EVERY time!! 😂🤣😂🤣

The first guy they send out part is so perfect. Having flown out of O’Hare several times can confirm I know exactly who he’s talking about

HYSTERICAL!! I love this guy!!!

Hilarious as always, Sebastian... Thanks for giving us a reason to laugh out loud...

I don't know what 2 pound is😂😂

i don't have any money or reason to fly anywhere but i imagine this to be how it is and very funny

"Your liquids, your creams, your gels"... 😂😂

saw him live in Vegas and was dying at every joke, he plays at the Whynn often, everyone should go.

This might be my favorite skit from Sebastian 😂😂😂 “idk what two pounds is” 🤣

0:23 😂😂😂😂😂 "You tell your wife we're never gonna make it "It's okay it's okay!" "OKAY OKAY HUH"

This man tells stories that are REAL AND HILARIOUS..I HATE TAKING MY SHOES OFF LOL

His little moves that accentuate what he's saying make it 100 times funnier. Like when he says, "machine guns" and does that little "reloading" gesture. He's funny, but also a great physical comedian

"Take out your laptop!" Heard that way too many times. LMFAO

OMG, I SO LOVE Sebastian.........he is so honest and laugh-out-loud hysterical, love, maureen

He is so right though !😂

He's sooo right tho!!! Lol 😅😅 it's still going on the plane like what's it matter?? 😅😅

2023 update, the 500 lb man will be paying extra 😂

"A thin slice.....of Provolone".....LoL. Hilarious

“Oooooooooooh I’m sorrryyyy” lmao

"Just a thin slice of provolone"....I almost fell out of my chair. Feet and toes are disgusting and his mannerisms are so spot on hilarious!!!

Cant wait for some new content😂😂😂💯💯

He's trying to do his bill burr impression.

The way he extricates his legs from the tangled mic cable at 3:21 and makes it part of the routine is priceless.

Machete hanging off his toe! LMAO 🤣 😂

We discovered you recently. We just love you man.

Thank goodness for pedicures. That visual was hilarious and 🤢

Love this bit. So freaking true! The suitcase weight limit is a joke! And when he talks about first line of defense??? Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so freaking true!

Wow. It feels like it was ages ago!! Thanks for this reminder!!

I've never heard of this guy until a friend posted this exact video on Facebook. Being hooked with him ever since 😂😂😂

I love this guy! 👍🤗💖. Always makes me smile! When I'm depressed...I can always count on him or FLUFFY to cheer me up! Thank you! 😊🤗💋💖

there was a time when i wouldnt let anyone in my house without clockwork oranging them into watching this and i was right to do so it KILLS ME

So funny... belly laughs... i love him

These days laughter is only a walk away into the "normal world".

The thing about removing 2 pounds from your suitcase is so true. I’ve seen it at least once per trip

Lee Evans meets Andrew Dice Clay - Brilliant