SEC Shorts - Texas gets held up at SEC security

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With the breaking news that Oklahoma and Texas have both reached out about joining the SEC, fans across the country are already calling it a done deal. But with so much bad blood between a few of these schools, don't expect to see the ole Longhorns get through without a fight.

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@coasterking4994
@coasterking4994 2 роки тому
The biggest win in this whole situation is easily the fact that SEC Shorts can now freely target Texas on the regular.
@nullockalwin2954
@nullockalwin2954 2 роки тому
It's a good time to be an SEC Shorts fan
@ltothep6289
@ltothep6289 2 роки тому
why throw shots at one UT when you can belittle 2 of them
@gmajor1273
@gmajor1273 2 роки тому
Totally agree.
@malcolmjuban1864
@malcolmjuban1864 2 роки тому
Hell yes, horns down
@michaelhogg324
@michaelhogg324 2 роки тому
If they do come to the SEC
@LucasSharp
@LucasSharp 2 роки тому
Texas A&M making the scanner go off was genius 😂
@12thmanrailfans26
@12thmanrailfans26 2 роки тому
Do not allow Texas in the SEC, Oklahoma I’m fine with, they can go to the basement for 2-3 years with Vanderbilt for all I care but Texas is a no go, boot out Mizzou and get Oklahoma in
@twiggyb8713
@twiggyb8713 2 роки тому
@@12thmanrailfans26 they wouldn't boot a team because more teams means more money
@roncarpenter7240
@roncarpenter7240 2 роки тому
@@12thmanrailfans26 No OK, no way.
@danielmoultrie
@danielmoultrie 2 роки тому
I agree. It has me rolling 😂
@brianjacob8728
@brianjacob8728 2 роки тому
i guess you can mess with texas...
@thegamecock22
@thegamecock22 2 роки тому
“please follow the sign to claim your blowout loss to Alabama”. Amazing
@BlueLotus4evr
@BlueLotus4evr 2 роки тому
RTR!!🐘🐘🐘❤
@oumaniac
@oumaniac 2 роки тому
Except OU has a decent record vs Alabama
@smoove7932
@smoove7932 2 роки тому
@@oumaniac Decent............classic!
@ss4goku34
@ss4goku34 2 роки тому
Trevor Knight says hello
@ckmckeon
@ckmckeon 2 роки тому
@@ss4goku34 0-3 in the playoffs say hello.
@shadykadie
@shadykadie 2 роки тому
Big 12 levels of domineering influence 😂😂😂😂
@austin_l
@austin_l 2 роки тому
SEC fans better hope Texas doesn't do what they did to the SWC and Big 12 (hey remember the Big 8?). They are impossible to deal with.
@ajg8722
@ajg8722 2 роки тому
@@austin_l it’s why I didn’t want Texas in the SEC. I’m cool with OK, but I feel like Texas is guna wreck our conference later on.
@Mimi-un5tr
@Mimi-un5tr 2 роки тому
@@ajg8722 we will just have to kick them out. No team is worth wrecking our conference! That’s the hill I will die on
@wigglesticker
@wigglesticker 2 роки тому
No, I want them to destroy the SEC just like the blew up the Big Eight.
@lgmmrm
@lgmmrm Рік тому
@@Mimi-un5tr Yeah. Missouri and TAMU aren’t going to let Texas Texas again and I doubt the rest of the SEC will let them Texas again either.
@JWex-jy7sk
@JWex-jy7sk 2 роки тому
I just knew when it was announced Oklahoma and Texas were considering the conference “SEC Shorts” was gonna immediately be on it for a new video! 😂😂😂
@jphilb
@jphilb 2 роки тому
But how did they do it so fast! Genius!
@jch450
@jch450 2 роки тому
@@jphilb Brother I am betting they had this one "in the can" ready to go weeks ago. They just needed to record it and that took not very long.
@michaelkrivak5218
@michaelkrivak5218 2 роки тому
Bama damn near lost to Florida and Florida got blew out by Oklahoma but then again most of Florida's weapons opted out.
@KINGCHRIS_XI
@KINGCHRIS_XI 2 роки тому
@@michaelkrivak5218 yeah that Florida-Oklahoma game obviously counts but I wouldn’t really compare that team to the team that played in the SEC Championship lol
@neugey
@neugey 2 роки тому
He should have tried walking Bevo through the scanner LOL
@johnw3922
@johnw3922 2 роки тому
If they had time they might have. I'm shocked they got a video out so fast, that was quick work.
@texasforever7887
@texasforever7887 2 роки тому
@@johnw3922 the Aggies tipped them off earlier
@GregasaurausRex
@GregasaurausRex 2 роки тому
I believe Bevo is running for governor of Arkansas. oops, my mistake it is Sarah Huckabee Sanders. easy mistake.
@falconhoward4032
@falconhoward4032 2 роки тому
@@GregasaurausRex wow, good one buddy
@garyheuschkel5929
@garyheuschkel5929 2 роки тому
We've had worse by a lot better.
@rich5785
@rich5785 2 роки тому
As an A&M fan, this is probably the most accurate thing I've ever seen
@cottonclarksa
@cottonclarksa 2 роки тому
Yup. “I can do this all day.” Damn right, I can. Gig’em!👍🏽
@firghteningtruth7173
@firghteningtruth7173 2 роки тому
@@cottonclarksa good god, you guys are sad.
@michaelvincent7115
@michaelvincent7115 2 роки тому
Except that Texas > Texas A&M always and forever. Aggies will always be little brother
@rich5785
@rich5785 2 роки тому
@@michaelvincent7115 is that why we were top 4 last year while you guys were barely even top top 20?
@rich5785
@rich5785 2 роки тому
@@firghteningtruth7173 what did we even do 😭
@woltersworld
@woltersworld 2 роки тому
This is one of the best ones where YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE CLOSED CAPTIONING as that is even better!
@Letsreviewsomething
@Letsreviewsomething 2 роки тому
I didn’t know y’all were college football fans! What SEC team do y’all root for? I love your videos and they helped me plan my 2018 high school graduation trip to Germany!
@woltersworld
@woltersworld 2 роки тому
@@Letsreviewsomething my wife is a huge Georgia fan.
@bparker111665
@bparker111665 2 роки тому
@@woltersworld Hell Yeah
@Gutslinger
@Gutslinger 2 роки тому
I thought you looked familiar. Took me a minute to realize who you were. Lol
@woltersworld
@woltersworld 2 роки тому
@@Gutslinger its all good :)
@leifvaughan769
@leifvaughan769 2 роки тому
"silent stare of Longhorn Intramural frisbee losing its prime time broadcast slot" - these guys are brilliant..
@Antilles1974
@Antilles1974 2 роки тому
Really loved the vid, but Texas should have been carrying a *lot* more baggage...
@SS11660
@SS11660 2 роки тому
Maybe prior coaches buy outs.
@garyheuschkel5929
@garyheuschkel5929 2 роки тому
yo mama was busy at the club.
@mrbillsix
@mrbillsix 2 роки тому
Whatever anyone decides on they need to double it.
@brianjacob8728
@brianjacob8728 2 роки тому
Swc baggage, Big12 take 1 baggage, Big 12 take 2 baggage... Yup, it does add up when you have a history of ruining conferences with your greed. F'in tea sips...
@codingwithculp
@codingwithculp 2 роки тому
A LOT more.
@westmezzanine4321
@westmezzanine4321 2 роки тому
The “it just means more banner” joke is going to get lost and it makes me sad
@randyayo2846
@randyayo2846 2 роки тому
Only because most sec fans can’t read
@UnNuclear
@UnNuclear 2 роки тому
@@randyayo2846 There's a lot of Bama fans that would be very upset at your comment if they could read.
@twiggyb8713
@twiggyb8713 2 роки тому
@@UnNuclear where is the Laugh instead of like button
@randyayo2846
@randyayo2846 2 роки тому
@@UnNuclear Just think of the masses of lsu fans…they can’t even get the video to play
@KPX-nl4nt
@KPX-nl4nt 2 роки тому
The peni…I mean SEC envy makes me laugh out loud every day!
@carterbhuff
@carterbhuff 2 роки тому
I wanted a short as soon as I heard the news
@EmmaBonn96
@EmmaBonn96 2 роки тому
What’s the news I missed this whole thing
@carterbhuff
@carterbhuff 2 роки тому
@@EmmaBonn96OU and Texas want to join the SEC.
@kidzz_gaming1789
@kidzz_gaming1789 2 роки тому
Same
@neilwani1178
@neilwani1178 2 роки тому
@@EmmaBonn96 So the SEC wants to open up recruiting in Alabama and Florida and Georgia for Oklahoma and Texas. Why? Why dont they win the playoffs and get recruits from their own state and make money off the Longhorn Network. The fact is its a win for them and a big mistake for SEC teams. It was nice Texas opened up for SEC teams with Texas A&M. It would be foolish to let them in. We have a great thing going and we now want to shoot ourselves in the foot.
@neilwani1178
@neilwani1178 2 роки тому
@@bigbossman3987 I am talking about rare recruits. Every once in a while an athlete is born that runs a 4.4 40. Or has great strength to block better than others. Many of those come from the South East. Why add more schools for them to choose. The less schools the better chance each team has to win the SEC and recruit better. Does Auburn or Arkansas have a better chance to win the SEC with Texas and Oklahoma added?
@BoomerKeith1
@BoomerKeith1 2 роки тому
This is awesome! As a Sooner fan I really appreciated the "follow the signs to claim your blowout loss to Alabama". It hurt, but it's not wrong.
@nullockalwin2954
@nullockalwin2954 2 роки тому
@@brianglenn526 Jesus I didn't know Stoops was still the HC
@DD-mj3yf
@DD-mj3yf 2 роки тому
As a Texas fan if we leave even tho I hate OU I rly don’t want to separate from them and not be in their conference nor do I want to lose the rivalry game. Now I rly hate OU but I kinda want it to be more of a package deal thing than a separate thing. You feel me?
@duketogo2020
@duketogo2020 2 роки тому
@@brianglenn526 Choklahoma 0-3 vs. Playoffs.
@BoomerKeith1
@BoomerKeith1 2 роки тому
@@duketogo2020 Yep. We've only shown up once in the playoffs (the OT loss to UGA). We'll revisit this after this season is over because I think that's about to change.
@alldayray7511
@alldayray7511 2 роки тому
@@BoomerKeith1 BOOMER SOONER!! Does this mean OU will get to schedule MERCER and The Citadel every year like Bama does? I hope they don't lol
@90srule96
@90srule96 2 роки тому
Josh had to pull the “Texas Gonna Texas” bumper sticker. I died!😂😂😂
@TheAlfrulz
@TheAlfrulz 2 роки тому
PSA - Make sure you rewatch it with the captions on. The descriptions for the non verbal audio is awesome.
@anthonyvaughn2222
@anthonyvaughn2222 2 роки тому
Always!
@Pseudowolf
@Pseudowolf 2 роки тому
I feel like they need to just put that in the video description since there are some incredible jokes in the captions that I think half of the viewers miss.
@mcwheesus
@mcwheesus 2 роки тому
For those who aren't aware, there are jokes in the closed captioning.
@JJ-zr6fu
@JJ-zr6fu 2 роки тому
Thank's for the head up.
@awg6397
@awg6397 2 роки тому
Oh you magnificent bastard, that made it even better
@junior3dc
@junior3dc 2 роки тому
@Kurt, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Texas ~the inventor of the SEC Chant~ moving to the SEC is priceless irony indeed.
@joshcyr6570
@joshcyr6570 2 роки тому
Thank you
@ahammer607
@ahammer607 2 роки тому
I didn't get most of them. What is up with TCU slashing McConaughey's tires? Deloss Dodd reference? Aggie handshake agreement?
@smitty810
@smitty810 Рік тому
Man, this Texas - Texas A&M thing is going to be good! Can't wait for the show in a couple of years. Gotta love College Football Rivalries!
@kyle2kyletroii612
@kyle2kyletroii612 2 роки тому
Haven’t even watched and I know it’s gonna be gold
@aggiesfan1269
@aggiesfan1269 2 роки тому
😂 😂😂😂😂😂 as and A&M fan this is absolutely amazing
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому
Aggie engineering probably designed that scanner 😂
@michaelk19thcfan10
@michaelk19thcfan10 2 роки тому
I think the security guard will need to do a full body cavity search of Mr. Longhorn.
@independenceltd.
@independenceltd. 2 роки тому
He/him will enjoy it.
@TheRealPurpleHand
@TheRealPurpleHand 2 роки тому
The line "with which hand shall I do this, sir?" Seems very appropo right about now....
@haydenhenry3990
@haydenhenry3990 2 роки тому
Everyone wants to touch the lightning
@cbartek7902
@cbartek7902 2 роки тому
Yeah they're big into that kind of thing in Austin. Don't tease them.
@charlesnorth6249
@charlesnorth6249 2 роки тому
The security guard is smart. Mr. Longhorn is too full of b.s. It might blow out on the guard.
@MrGatechfan99
@MrGatechfan99 2 роки тому
You know what it looks like to me? Texas unhappy that A&M are thriving without being tied to the hip of Texas
@saraho8540
@saraho8540 2 роки тому
More like pissed they're best hs guys are going to sec and ou (my team). A &M recruiting just got way harder. But honestly I think a&m showed ou the best reason it'd be a good idea to head on over.
@kylekistner7153
@kylekistner7153 2 роки тому
Texas and OU left because they were tired off supporting the entire big 12 from a financial standpoint
@USCndaATL
@USCndaATL 2 роки тому
*buzzer of Aggies realizing a "hand shake agreement" is not legally enforceable* is the reason I love the closed captioning on these videos.
@michaeljohnson7937
@michaeljohnson7937 2 роки тому
There was a whole sub dialogue that I would have missed if you hadn't called it out. You're my hero. This is quality stuff 🤣.
@GarisonC
@GarisonC 2 роки тому
Love how Oklahoma walks in first and their like “ok, you’re good”
@jessicabrand4142
@jessicabrand4142 2 роки тому
The buzzer of Deloss Doss trying to be a poor man’s Steve Spurrier for 10 years is sublime. 😂
@TheRealPurpleHand
@TheRealPurpleHand 2 роки тому
Someone else who caught the subtitle gold!
@jessicabrand4142
@jessicabrand4142 2 роки тому
@@TheRealPurpleHand Absolutely! Watching SEC Shorts by itself is being a Power 5 team. Watching with captions on is being the SEC.
@TheRealPurpleHand
@TheRealPurpleHand 2 роки тому
@@jessicabrand4142 you are my hero(ine)!
@captainbup
@captainbup 2 роки тому
I knew the plot twist had to be with A&M lol
@alexroberson4454
@alexroberson4454 2 роки тому
"Please follow the signs to claim your blowout loss vs Alabama". I LOST MY S***!!
@waltoncummins719
@waltoncummins719 2 роки тому
As an Aggie this brings immeasurable joy to me.
@ryantaylor3828
@ryantaylor3828 2 роки тому
As a burnt orange fan this brings me immeasurable joy 76-37-5 lifetime vs a&m. 👍
@thegoalhorncreator9822
@thegoalhorncreator9822 2 роки тому
@@ryantaylor3828 After A&M became a public school the record was basically .500. Enjoy those Mickey Mouse wins against A&M for those 70 years tho.
@ryantaylor3828
@ryantaylor3828 2 роки тому
@@thegoalhorncreator9822 this isn’t just about the past this is also more recent history which is why y’all left the big 12 to begin with y’all got tired of playing 2nd string to Texas and so y’all found an exit and bailed which is pretty soft now y’all are crying because your afraid Texas will come in and steal away the SEC relevancy that a&m has acquired and play second fiddle to Texas once again.
@cbartek7902
@cbartek7902 2 роки тому
People drove Model T's during the time you built up that lead. Nobody in the SEC cares about your ancient history
@unclefester1840
@unclefester1840 2 роки тому
Well how does it feel knowing that your school is terrified of the idea of Texas join in the SEC? Are y’all that bad that you know automatically you will lose that many recruits? Face it, aggies Will always be the other guy no matter where they go they can run away from Conference to Conference but they will never be who y’all seem to think they are!
@Kingtcyoung
@Kingtcyoung 2 роки тому
"Follow the signs to claim your blowout loss to Alabama" 🤣🤣🤣
@emilygiles8125
@emilygiles8125 2 роки тому
That's really the best part.
@StuUngar
@StuUngar 2 роки тому
Hey now….Sabans gotta retire eventually.
@retronerds6884
@retronerds6884 2 роки тому
@@StuUngar nope as long as little Debbie is in business he'll never retire RTR 🤣😭
@joshelliott4451
@joshelliott4451 2 роки тому
Bama doesn't have the offense for a blowout.
@thatbigbammer3491
@thatbigbammer3491 2 роки тому
We don’t go easy on newbies
@brandnewman21
@brandnewman21 2 роки тому
Dang they made this one fast.
@clw22580
@clw22580 2 роки тому
Sec speed I woke up this am and my 40 time was down a whole second
@russellwinfree7587
@russellwinfree7587 2 роки тому
SEC Shorts def ain’t messing around!!! 🤣
@flipboyunited
@flipboyunited 2 роки тому
They are always quick with their content…Saturday games and Mondays SEC Shorts! 👍🏼
@TheJhtlag
@TheJhtlag 2 роки тому
yep, pretty good for quick notice
@jerryjanik480
@jerryjanik480 2 роки тому
It would have been better if the guy did aMatthew McConaughey impression alright alright alright
@wtk6069
@wtk6069 2 роки тому
Semi-random McConaughey SEC trivia: his father actually played college football in the SEC at Kentucky.
@jerryjanik480
@jerryjanik480 2 роки тому
@@wtk6069 Thank you for the random football fact Did not know that
@NotBlindside
@NotBlindside 2 роки тому
“Please claim your blowout loss to Alabama.” - SEC
@thatbigbammer3491
@thatbigbammer3491 2 роки тому
We don’t go easy on newbies
@joshelliott4451
@joshelliott4451 2 роки тому
@@thatbigbammer3491 no you tend to lose to them lol
@JJ-nu8qi
@JJ-nu8qi 2 роки тому
Yea like Missouri winning the east?
@AW-zy1kw
@AW-zy1kw 2 роки тому
@@joshelliott4451 Lol getting a lot of mileage out of the Johnny Foosball miracle.
@gmajor1273
@gmajor1273 2 роки тому
SEC shorts is the best. This was just talked about yesterday and a hilarious video already.
@iluvdissheet
@iluvdissheet 2 роки тому
"The silent stare of the sweet sweet irony of Texas having to do the 'SEC' chant"....🤣😂 yall brutal af!
@slushymatis
@slushymatis 2 роки тому
That shit is not happening. 🤢😷
@alamogeorge
@alamogeorge 2 роки тому
Their band will find it offensive.
@iluvdissheet
@iluvdissheet 2 роки тому
@@slushymatis then stay where you are and be mediocre. Yea, it will happen because you gonna take all the SEC TV money and love it. Your band is gonna learn the chant for a chance to be on GameDay. And your fans will appreciate being a part of the best football conference in the country.
@iluvdissheet
@iluvdissheet 2 роки тому
@@alamogeorge who cares what the band thinks?
@slushymatis
@slushymatis 2 роки тому
@@iluvdissheet lol Longhorns have too much pride to chant something so stupid. Our success and happiness is based on us and us alone. It is based on what WE do. Texas is top athletically in a lot of sports my good sir or ma'am. I quote a crazy drunk Irishman, "We are not here to take part, we are here to take over." We're not bending the knee to anyone.
@dawggirl
@dawggirl 2 роки тому
Video, brilliant. I personally am not all that thrilled. The SEC is big enough as it is.
@danielmackey9765
@danielmackey9765 2 роки тому
💩 Texas is gonna get beat down on the regular. Oklahoma won't make the playoffs every year. Don't know why they would but hey whatever.
@ashleymeggan
@ashleymeggan 2 роки тому
@@danielmackey9765 Texas is going to fuck up the alignment and strength of schedule.
@brendonbuffaloe8830
@brendonbuffaloe8830 2 роки тому
@@danielmackey9765 Yeah OU had an easy path to the playoffs every year
@boom8250
@boom8250 2 роки тому
Good thing your opinion doesn’t matter
@boom8250
@boom8250 2 роки тому
@@brendonbuffaloe8830 OU is about to booty blast that ass
@user-nq7ej5il1g
@user-nq7ej5il1g 2 роки тому
“I can do this all year” -Texas A&M fan
@donovanshannon1234
@donovanshannon1234 2 роки тому
Stripping Texas of its dignity was too funny
@TheRealPurpleHand
@TheRealPurpleHand 2 роки тому
OMG!!! You have to watch it with the subtitles....it is a MUST!!!!
@mattneal5257
@mattneal5257 2 роки тому
This page should really have 3-4 million subscribers. Everything about their content is so well done. Writing, production quality, acting. It’s so damn good
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 2 роки тому
As a Sooner fan, I’ve waited all day for this.
@jennimoyer4857
@jennimoyer4857 2 роки тому
One of the best parts of being in the SEC is SEC Shorts. Hotty toddy!
@markh6545
@markh6545 2 роки тому
Hope you guys come, It's awesome to be in the SEC!...I look forward to some new and fun rivalries getting started!..GO VOLS!!
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Texas will not survive the SEC. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years OSU had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 2 роки тому
@@TacoMan-qu7du I really wish OSU could join.
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526
@bushwhackerslawncarepryoro6526 2 роки тому
@Paradigm Shift that’s funny because I own a lawn and landscaping business.
@1manmanythings144
@1manmanythings144 2 роки тому
i have never laughed so hard when he told texas they had alot of baggage. Nothing could be more true than that statement right there.
@RobsterCWell
@RobsterCWell 2 роки тому
Don't worry about the shoes. Florida got you covered.
@j-slugg
@j-slugg 2 роки тому
Lol you wrong fam
@jamesp57867
@jamesp57867 2 роки тому
Seriously, who throws a shoe?
@j-slugg
@j-slugg 2 роки тому
@@jamesp57867 Florida man throws a shoe that's who fam when the game was won but that's old stuff that we really need to forget it makes me wanna throw a shoe or two
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому
@@j-slugg Florida’s butt fumble. On par with the actual butt fumble, Jose Cansaco’s dome run, and Stefan’s missed empty netter.
@rolltideandriseup5751
@rolltideandriseup5751 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@bamaengineer
@bamaengineer 2 роки тому
Maybe they just identify as an SEC team
@markstokes1401
@markstokes1401 2 роки тому
Texas: "We're joining the SEC". Texas A&M: "The F##K you are".
@theawesomepossum7465
@theawesomepossum7465 2 роки тому
*The entire SEC right now* HORNS DOWN 🤘👇🤣🤣
@90srule96
@90srule96 2 роки тому
You had this coming Texas and Oklahoma. Thank you once again, SEC Shorts!
@themanager5129
@themanager5129 2 роки тому
Would’ve made it evens funnier if Oklahoma State walked in past Texas at the end, and then the “FBS Independents” dragged Texas away
@thegianttater
@thegianttater 2 роки тому
I am all about this becoming another SEC Short.
@ryanfitzgerald2816
@ryanfitzgerald2816 2 роки тому
Oh man, that would have been great if they had done that!!! OSU would definitely be the 3rd best school from the Big 12 to bring into the SEC anyways, plus they don't have the attitude problem that Texas does.
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
@@ryanfitzgerald2816 Actually over the past 10 seasons, Oklahoma State is 100% the second best Big 12 team. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years they’ve had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
Oklahoma State would 100% stand a better chance in the SEC than Texas.
@ryanfitzgerald2816
@ryanfitzgerald2816 2 роки тому
@@TacoMan-qu7du I agree, I'd rather have OSU. Texas has a bigger profile than OSU but the problems they'd bring wouldn't be worth it. Lets just get the whole state of Oklahoma and be done with it if the SEC expands.
@aboxofstupid
@aboxofstupid 2 роки тому
I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY ... ! BUZZZ .. 🤣🤣👍Great job..!
@lsufan4138
@lsufan4138 2 роки тому
Nice to see y'all do a skit on this. I think it would be nice actually to be able to whoop up on Texas every year.
@RyanTheKiller254
@RyanTheKiller254 2 роки тому
Only if LSU can fake more leg cramps every play.
@lsufan4138
@lsufan4138 2 роки тому
@@RyanTheKiller254 Y'all are still soar that y'all lost😂😂
@adamstevens5070
@adamstevens5070 2 роки тому
As a Longhorn alum these are gonna get so painful...at least they'll be really funny. Texas just signed up for 6 wins a season for a while...
@Stoneador
@Stoneador 2 роки тому
How is this made already? Well done!
@brewersfan71
@brewersfan71 2 роки тому
I was wondering how long it’d take for the brilliant minds as SEC Shorts to come up with a video about this. Not bad guys. Not bad at all! (You’ve got to watch this with the closed captioning on!)
@bobcannell9007
@bobcannell9007 2 роки тому
Texas so shitty, the Sooners look like the good guys.
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 Рік тому
You always have to watch with close captioning on. I usually like to do two run throughs. One without the captions so I can laugh at the video in continuum. And one to stop and read the captions along the way.
@Jeromus1970
@Jeromus1970 2 роки тому
I'm a Texas Tech alumni and I think there are hilarious! I can't wait for Bama, Auburn, LSU and Georgia to kick the snot out of UT like the Hogs just did.
@coodyoutdoors8766
@coodyoutdoors8766 2 роки тому
Sec better not make it a penalty for the horns down
@RyanTheKiller254
@RyanTheKiller254 2 роки тому
I think it was just a big 12 thing.
@davidcole240
@davidcole240 2 роки тому
I think Most SEC Fans would love to have Oklahoma and don't want Texas. Especially after they ran 3 Schools out of the Big 12.
@abedikn
@abedikn 2 роки тому
To much drama with texas. Take Oklahoma and okie state
@Grieves0001
@Grieves0001 2 роки тому
4 schools, Missouri, Texas A&M, Nebraska and Colorado
@joshelliott4451
@joshelliott4451 2 роки тому
@@abedikn Oklahoma state wouldn't cone to the SEC. Literally no reason for them to join. SEC has an alright football program held up by the committee and is trash in every other aspect.
@abedikn
@abedikn 2 роки тому
@@joshelliott4451 I don’t see why you say that the sec is a Mediocre. Since 2000, they have won 12 national titles. They also generate the most money via TV deal. I believe this is what attracted Texas and Oklahoma: The long-term revenue and The stability of the conference.
@davidhfranz
@davidhfranz 2 роки тому
4 Big 12 (Nebraska, Colorado, Texas A&M, Missouri) + 1 SWC (Arkansas)
@thefuzzman
@thefuzzman 2 роки тому
My personal opinion: I'd rather not have Texas and their diva mentality in the SEC. Oklahoma wouldn't be too bad, but a resounding "HELL NO" to Texas. 🐗#WPS🐗
@lagandy21
@lagandy21 2 роки тому
Oklahoma actually wanted to come when Ta&m first left but texas blocked them from doing so
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому
Exactly! I have zero problem with OU, but their biggest issue is the unwanted baggage they have to carry with them in the form of a burnt orange turd.
@ljgaming639
@ljgaming639 2 роки тому
100%. OU fans are die hards like SEC fans. They will fit in well in the SEC. Texas, yeah not so much. I was at that LSU Texas game in 2019 and DKR just did not bring it.
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Texas will not survive the SEC. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years OSU had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.
@LeeGoGators
@LeeGoGators 2 роки тому
OU and Virginia Tech would be an interesting combo
@christopherjustice6411
@christopherjustice6411 2 роки тому
I love how Texas almost singlehandedly destroyed the Big 12 and then awkwardly stayed.
@ToddRobinson13
@ToddRobinson13 2 роки тому
They also singlehandedly destroyed the SWC.
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
THANK YOU!!! It’s like no one remembers this!!!
@ianisaac2501
@ianisaac2501 2 роки тому
@@ToddRobinson13 I thought it was that whole SMU death penalty deal that did it. Had no idea Texas burned the Southwest Conference
@ags41win
@ags41win 2 роки тому
@@ianisaac2501 yep. They have a history of destructive selfish self dealing. Ran off Mo, AM, CO, NE to other conferences because of this behavior
@eekus1494
@eekus1494 2 роки тому
@@ags41win "Ran off..." No, they ran off.
@andylimb
@andylimb 2 роки тому
I’m a Longhorn through and through and I just have to laugh.
@BoomerKeith1
@BoomerKeith1 2 роки тому
As long as we get out of the Big XII, I'll gladly take shots in SEC Shorts. This is one of the few times that OU and Texas fans agree.
@hale9585
@hale9585 2 роки тому
All we can say is Welcome fellas! Shoulda been Texas and OU before TAMU and Mizzou anyway.
@cottonclarksa
@cottonclarksa 2 роки тому
@@hale9585 wrong. The A&M culture fits hand-in-glove with the SEC. The teasippers?… they are more closely aligned with the tree huggers of the northwest.
@robfalter2522
@robfalter2522 2 роки тому
@@cottonclarksa culture?....LMAO !
@hale9585
@hale9585 2 роки тому
@@cottonclarksa Bless your heart… y’all couldn’t even win the Big 12 and came to the SEC thinkin you could win it. And let’s be honest… no one was scared when we heard TAMU was coming to play big boy ball.
@ambroseramirez2651
@ambroseramirez2651 2 роки тому
As an A&M fan, I welcome tu to get destroyed by us, Bama, LSU, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Georgia, Florida, and ou. GIGEM
@neilwani1178
@neilwani1178 2 роки тому
This move would not help SEC schools. It only helps Oklahoma and Texas in opening the South East recruiting base. Do you understand that? They cant win a NC without stealing recruits from Alabama and Florida and Georgia and other states and they know it. Football is all about recruiting. They know that. This will only help them not us.
@Gizziiusa
@Gizziiusa 2 роки тому
Dont mess with Texas. SEC Security: Hold my Bourbon
@parkerstewart8454
@parkerstewart8454 2 роки тому
As always, gotta have the captions. Awesome video as always!
@JDR501
@JDR501 2 роки тому
THIS IS EPIC! HAHAHA! You can’t help but love these guys. 😆
@mr.rubicon1193
@mr.rubicon1193 2 роки тому
SEC is perfect as is. Leave it alone.
@richardwang1739
@richardwang1739 2 роки тому
And let the Pac 12 claim Texas and Oklahoma in time for a new broadcast rights deal... not happening. Obviously.
@wtk6069
@wtk6069 2 роки тому
I don't see the move happening. It reminds me of when the SEC teams with ACC rivals all four used their vetoes as members to keep their rivals out during the last expansion. Now A&M is in the same position.
@stanleymyrick4068
@stanleymyrick4068 2 роки тому
I don't want Texas or Oklahoma. Why reward them for being a.hats? Let them go pac or wherever and enjoy. Not the sec.
@stanleymyrick4068
@stanleymyrick4068 2 роки тому
I'd not mind adding Virginia tech and maybe nc.
@ahammer607
@ahammer607 2 роки тому
It's too big. Get rid of Vandy and either Kentucky or South Car then make room for other teams.
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 2 роки тому
“Empty any 1970s wishbone playbooks…” Hey, that was cold.
@2ndCovey
@2ndCovey 2 роки тому
B10 fan here. This is comedy gold. Salute
@thejackbox
@thejackbox 2 роки тому
Texas fans are hilarious. They lose to TCU, Iowa State, barely beat TTU last year and now they think they’re going to come in and steamroll the SEC. 🙄
@ljgaming639
@ljgaming639 2 роки тому
Imagine if they had Arkansas' schedule this year. @Georgia, @Alabama, @LSU, vs TAMU, @Ole Miss, vs Auburn, vs Mizzou, Lol
@rickfowler7313
@rickfowler7313 2 роки тому
They do have a Saban trained coach? How’s that worked out so far? Ask Georgia. Roll Tide!!!
@ljgaming639
@ljgaming639 2 роки тому
@@rickfowler7313 OrTennessee
@ryanmcgillan8524
@ryanmcgillan8524 2 роки тому
@@ljgaming639 Or Florida or South Carolina
@MikesWorld1
@MikesWorld1 2 роки тому
Can’t wait for Arkansas to beat Texas. Texas is now the running joke in the SEC.
@VonBluesman
@VonBluesman 2 роки тому
Texas hasn’t seen nothing yet, they think they have a problem with horns down. LOL 😂 SEC fans will be all over that. LOL 😂
@danielmackey9765
@danielmackey9765 2 роки тому
Hell I don't think they will need to do the horns down. They won't win more than 5 games a season if they join
@texasforever7887
@texasforever7887 2 роки тому
Fans don't care. Its just the coaching staff trying to distract us from their inability to coach. As a Longhorn fan it makes me proud y'all do the horns down. It proves how important we are to y'all.
@fredwheeler9735
@fredwheeler9735 2 роки тому
@@danielmackey9765 as long as they don't schedule Maryland or Kansas they ought to be able to squeeze out 5 wins with 4 non-conference wins, right?🤷‍♀️
@danielmackey9765
@danielmackey9765 2 роки тому
@@fredwheeler9735 that is what I was thinking. Schedule Texas St., Rice and FIU and they might be able to win 5. Maybe.
@Bones12x2
@Bones12x2 2 роки тому
Texas fans don't care about the horns down, its fun trash talk... its just the Big XII management trying to feel like they are doing something.
@mapsgoonthewall5396
@mapsgoonthewall5396 2 роки тому
"That's a lot of baggage" 🤣🤣🤣
@obsidian00
@obsidian00 2 роки тому
College Football really needs to get here…Texas A&M is fitting well in the SEC 🤣🤣🤣
@VonBluesman
@VonBluesman 2 роки тому
MS. State Bulldogs are already having Horns Down painted on their new Cowbells. LOL 😂
@graysonhoward1562
@graysonhoward1562 2 роки тому
Texas didn’t just run A&M out of the Big 12. Mizzou, Nebraska, and Colorado all also left because of them. Whether you hate A&M or not, let me ask you other sec schools, do you really want that kind of cancer joining our conference? It’s more than just what’s on the field. It’s about boosters and egos and Texas has a lot of both.
@ThePurogeo
@ThePurogeo 2 роки тому
They ain't never going to run Bama, AU, LSU, UGA, Florida or even Tennessee anywhere. They made this league without Texas. Texas may run eventually.
@UserName-ts3sp
@UserName-ts3sp 2 роки тому
i think texas will end up going independent, it’s what they seem to want anyways. the oklahoma schools end up joining the sec
@chinajoe272
@chinajoe272 2 роки тому
@@ThePurogeo fact you put Tennessee on that list makes me giggle
@TacoMan-qu7du
@TacoMan-qu7du 2 роки тому
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Texas will not survive the SEC. Just based of Big 12 stats in the last decade, Oklahoma State would do a better job than Texas (considering in the last 10 years OSU had the second best record in the Big 12 with the 5th most blue chips in the conference). Texas gets the most blue chips of any big 12 school and their win loss record is tied with Kansas State who has had 2 (yes…just 2) blue chips in the past decade…Texas is legitimately fucking horrible.
@smit7120
@smit7120 2 роки тому
Texas want bully nobody in the sec except vandy
@PurpleChevron
@PurpleChevron 2 роки тому
I've watched this 5 times. It never gets old.
@codingwithculp
@codingwithculp 2 роки тому
Honestly as soon as I found out Oklahoma and Texas were headed to the SEC, I was excited because finally Oklahoma would be on SEC Shorts on a regular basis! I just didn’t think it would be this quick! The video was genius!
@alamogeorge
@alamogeorge 2 роки тому
One of the perks of being in the SEC is having SEC Shorts. tu doesn't deserve this kind of brilliance. :D
@mapsgoonthewall5396
@mapsgoonthewall5396 2 роки тому
@@thetoptige8014 Insert obligatory "I hate Tennessee" video here, but nah. In the SEC Texas will have to find some other acronym because our retarded brethren to the north are UT.
@balapadmanabhan5705
@balapadmanabhan5705 2 роки тому
@Paradigm Shift And yet, its always the little brother that succeeds in the end, right? The older one was just a showoff .
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 роки тому
@@thetoptige8014 UT is Tennessee. t.u. is Texas. A&M got it right all along.
@dekedak9726
@dekedak9726 2 роки тому
Welcome to the SEC where the real UT is Tennesse and you have never seen such sadness on a Saturday
@josephmanno4514
@josephmanno4514 2 роки тому
As Peter Sellers would say, "Not anymore!" Texas lifts that UT moniker right off Tennessee with nary a struggle.
@totallytubulartay
@totallytubulartay 2 роки тому
See I’m the only Tennessee fan concerned seemingly? Like they’ll take the UT title right from us lol
@kommsofort6977
@kommsofort6977 2 роки тому
They are not going to the SEC--this is their pipedream. It won't happen.
@wesleyowens4089
@wesleyowens4089 2 роки тому
@@kommsofort6977 I wouldn't be too sure even though they sucked for the last decade they're still one of the top brands in cfb it's all about the money
@BillyGHill
@BillyGHill 2 роки тому
@@josephmanno4514 They should play for it. Whoever wins is "UT" until they play again.
@SafetyisFirst
@SafetyisFirst 2 роки тому
Should of had Uga the bulldog sniff for any BCS bowl pride.
@VinayKumarBingi
@VinayKumarBingi 2 роки тому
Would've loved that. Will take it as revenge for Bevo charging at Uga.
@brandiereese3501
@brandiereese3501 2 роки тому
SEC Shorts can't afford UGA (the team mascot.)
@jacobwatson1406
@jacobwatson1406 2 роки тому
BRO THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jdredwine7224
@jdredwine7224 2 роки тому
In this conference we will Horns Down you baby!
@manbuckets
@manbuckets 2 роки тому
As a Texas fan, I’m not tryna join the SEC. We can’t even win the Big 12😔
@StuUngar
@StuUngar 2 роки тому
So that means Texas will win the SEC in 2522
@iruleall15
@iruleall15 2 роки тому
Look at it this way. Now that we got the SEC boost who's gonna stop us from killing it in state recruiting? A&M got them only because SEC bias. Now it's gone.
@codywschroeder
@codywschroeder 2 роки тому
@@iruleall15 I'm sure having a consistent winning record since joining the SEC had nothing to do with it, or finishing 4th in the country....
@boyfromboston2469
@boyfromboston2469 2 роки тому
Big 12 is imploding either way. I think everyone is trying to get out and Pac 12 SEC or independent is the best choice for Texas
@danielmackey9765
@danielmackey9765 2 роки тому
Texas will be lucky to have 5 wins a year if they move to the sec.
@TheRealMacAndCheese
@TheRealMacAndCheese 2 роки тому
I mean, the writing and acting in these videos are easily better than Hollywood productions. Amazing work as always from a Big Ten fan!
@stevefriery9086
@stevefriery9086 2 роки тому
And Arkansas says, "Come on in. We're tired of being the yearly doormat. It's your job now."
@captainkirk9879
@captainkirk9879 2 роки тому
*HORNS DOWN*.WILL BECOME A NEW SEC TRADITION 🤩🤩🍻
@lanehancock7994
@lanehancock7994 2 роки тому
Everything maybe be "bigger in Texas" even ego's. But the first time Texas meets Alabama on the field...that ego will immediately get squashed.
@oumaniac
@oumaniac 2 роки тому
UT could buy Alabama (the state) - ego schmego.
@jroberts1734
@jroberts1734 2 роки тому
Built By Bama!! RTR!!
@DD-mj3yf
@DD-mj3yf 2 роки тому
Well even if Texas doesn’t leave and join the SEC we’ll get our Bama beating cuz we play them in OOC games in 2022+2023
@hangtime79
@hangtime79 2 роки тому
Oh you think 59-7 blowout loss to Alabama is going to deflate that ego? You are sadly mistaken my friend.
@emileebaker8520
@emileebaker8520 2 роки тому
You severely underestimate the density of a Texan ego, my friend.
@stephenyoung2742
@stephenyoung2742 2 роки тому
Nebraska wanted to make their own broadcasting channel! Big12 said NO but yes to Texas!
@jimmartin2548
@jimmartin2548 2 роки тому
I knew it was coming but did not expect it this soon! As always, well done guys love your work!
@traviswebb3532
@traviswebb3532 2 роки тому
Texas and Oklahoma leaving the big 12 is going to have ripple effects thru all of college football and that is not a good thing.
@BoomerKeith1
@BoomerKeith1 2 роки тому
This was all going to happen eventually. The Big XII barely made it through the last realignment phase and instead of doing what the ACC did, going out and aggressively adding schools, they thought they'd just stay at 10 and be fine. There's way too much money at stake and both OU and Texas know they can make more in the SEC and the SEC knows it can make more with OU/Texas. Why is it not a good thing? We've known since the last realignment that Super Conferences were coming, this is just the first domino that could possibly fall.
@EternalSkies1999
@EternalSkies1999 2 роки тому
It was gonna happen at some point. The Big 12 has been on the decline for years.
@traviswebb3532
@traviswebb3532 2 роки тому
@@BoomerKeith1 they will all make lots of money but that won't be good for the sport. This is going to destroy what little competition is left. Also in like 10 to 20 years when half the teams are powerful now are bottom feeders they will be rethinking this decision and guess what they will all move again.
@g.williams2047
@g.williams2047 2 роки тому
ACC can crutch football on Clemson and whatever other team out of the Coastal decides to be good that year. Big Ten has a good selection of excellent teams and up and comers. SEC is SEC Big 12 was never that fun to watch imo, when it's just TX and OK deciding who wants to slip up in game 9 and lose to TCU or Kstate while Iowa State tries and fails to show it deserves to be at the next level. TX and OU in the SEC would be awesome to watch.
@neilwani1178
@neilwani1178 2 роки тому
@@BoomerKeith1 I dont think this will happen. Its a win for Texas and Oklahoma but the SEC just opens up the South East for Oklahoma and Texas recruiting. This only helps Texas and Oklahoma.
@christopherwilliams7845
@christopherwilliams7845 2 роки тому
So hyped to finally see the Longhorns get trashed at Kyle Field again
@oumaniac
@oumaniac 2 роки тому
your inferiority complex is showing lil bro
@frogdog51
@frogdog51 2 роки тому
Trashed? UT has won 5 of the last 6 in College Station. Geaux Tigahs
@tdavidson6606
@tdavidson6606 2 роки тому
UT leads all time series 76-37-5
@camd1518
@camd1518 2 роки тому
@@tdavidson6606 Im not a aggie fan in the slightest but if texas joins the SEC expect that record to change drastically over the next 20-25 years. Is this SEC thing really the smartest move for texas? Go Gamecocks!
@RyanTheKiller254
@RyanTheKiller254 2 роки тому
....Case McCoy scared yall out the big 12
@victorethridge5796
@victorethridge5796 2 роки тому
Thank you Sec from Texas,
@timothyvermeer8721
@timothyvermeer8721 2 роки тому
Looking forward to Vandy fans storming the field after a win against Texas.
@stanleyharrell6009
@stanleyharrell6009 2 роки тому
We really need Texas in the East. That way, Vandy, Tennessee and South Carolina will have a dependable conference win each year😂😂😂
@tideoneon6358
@tideoneon6358 2 роки тому
I’ve been waiting for this
@soloarcher2562
@soloarcher2562 2 роки тому
Turn on the closed caption people. They've hidden jokes in there. Funny stuff!
@niswr7319
@niswr7319 2 роки тому
In the beginning I thought he said 77-0 playbooks LMAO.
@nobleguy2019
@nobleguy2019 2 роки тому
These Closed Captions just make these videos that much better😂
@heyitsevan758
@heyitsevan758 2 роки тому
Texas A&M gonna Texas A&M
@waynemattson9143
@waynemattson9143 2 роки тому
Honestly, I think adding Texas and Oklahoma to the SEC is a bad move for all parties involved. I hope it doesn't happen
@courtneytaylor2672
@courtneytaylor2672 2 роки тому
I agree. For the SEC what do u gain? 1 middle of the pack team and one team thats good every year but struggles to win big12
@saraho8540
@saraho8540 2 роки тому
Money they gain money LOTS of money. Plus with expansion of playoffs its a no Brainer because none of the legit contenders are hurting their championship chances. If anything playing so many top teams will make us better able to win the title.
@TunaThighs
@TunaThighs 2 роки тому
I've been reminded why I should always watch these with the captions on lol!
@aggiejedi1998
@aggiejedi1998 2 роки тому
Seriously, you have to watch with CC ON to read the buzzer sounds. Priceless...way to go SEC Shorts..
@wcs494
@wcs494 2 роки тому
Oklahama can’t bring the old wish bone play book to the SEC thats funny.
@clw22580
@clw22580 2 роки тому
That was fast and thank you from Oklahoma you can leave Texas in security if you want
@PatrickHenryLibertyorDeath
@PatrickHenryLibertyorDeath 2 роки тому
Prime time Frisbee... 👏
@julianwells4055
@julianwells4055 2 роки тому
If we take Texas and OK can we get rid of Missouri? Please. Nobody wants them.
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