You should make 10 Uncomfortable Silent Minutes of Vsauce where you literally just put weird random clips of Vsauce when he isn't talking

"use kids to commit your crimes" I almost lost it

Vsauce trying to human for 10 minutes straight

"Use kids to commit your crimes" That's the most out of context Michael can get without even trying

he seems like the kind of guy who's either the nicest person you've ever met or will get 12 life sentences for eating his wife

"You could live the rest of your life without breathing" Technically the truth.

This man is simultaneously the cool dad, the youngest sibling, and the family dog all at once.

I held it together pretty well until 9:26...something about Michael slowly approaching, coming to a stop, and matter-of-factly saying "The sun" just got me

3:59 Though he might've looked like he's having fun like in childhood, he sure looks like he was prohibited from entering that area from the way he was sprinting at the end.

"I can't marry all of you" *Suicide Rate increased to 100%*

4:52 They always say “hey vsauce” but they never ask “How’s vsauce”

8:33 the way he just TRANSITIONS into sitting like that is amazing

This man sits exactly at the intersection of "pants-shittingly scary" and "not actually dangerous." I mean, I have no idea how such a benign person can come across so menacingly.

5:45 My dad when I was born.

6:07 when you’re in an argument and the other person misspells something

3:55 gets me laughing every time and i have no clue why

Honestly the out of context version of vsauce looks more normal than vsauce himself💀💀

7:42: Me going to sleep. 7:46: My sleep paralysis.

6:07 When an argument arises, but it’s an argument that you’ve practiced for in the shower

0:00 me as an alien identifying a human 0:03 me as an alien practicing language speaking 0:18 me as an alien communicating to the mothership about our internet connection and how quickly we can get into a call 0:48 me as an alien discovering the best life form of all time 0:50 me as an alien deciphering the Morse code from my space ship 0:54 me as an alien discovering more about the human flesh suit I am wearing 0:56 me as an alien creating a commercial to get my head inside of peoples’ homes to analyze the human race 1:02 me as an alien trying to understand physics on earth 1:14 me as an alien explaining to a human being what series I watch 1:16 me as an alien imitating human emotion 1:20 me as an alien practicing eye contact 1:22 me as an alien documenting my stretching routine to imitate human UKpostsrs 1:29 me as an alien still confused with earth physics 1:33 me as an alien practicing alien reproduction 1:35 me as an alien studying neurology to the expense of my live human sample 1:39 me as an alien trying to comprehend the human diet 1:54 me as an alien interviewing a human 1:59 me as an alien solving all world problems (As you may be able to tell all I did is give the true context of these clips and if you want to see more please reply to this comment to let me know, I really enjoyed it and I might get my friends into it)

3:57 the weird kid at the nursery

4:46 *When you get distracted at the store and your mom isn't behind you anymore.*

Looks like normal vsauce to me

michael feels like if every character in the big bang theory was one corporeal entity

Michael can make watching a 30 minute educational feel like it's only 5 minutes long, and yet this was one of the longest 10 minutes of my life.

Bananas are f a n t a s t i c

3:56 5-year-old me introducing myself to a neighbor kid.

7:42 is so chaotic, he's all happy with card-board cut-outs of other Vsauces and then he's eerily standing in a dark corner. WHAT'S THE CONTEXT??!!

5:04 We’ve all done this

"I'm in my parents basement" *AWKWARD SILENCE* "...It's okay, because I have a beard"

1:53 hey vsauce! Michael here, where are your fingers?.... *_USE KIDS TO COMMIT CRIMES_*

“Hey Vsauce. Michael here. You are alone.” “Or are you?” *theme plays*

i am now convinced that this man is the most precious thing we have on this planet

When you get sent to the principles office. Everyone: 0:10

Category: Education

Vsauce has so much lore 😂

If I had him as a science teacher back in school, I would probably had payed WAY more attention😂

I want this to be the only digital evidence of our existance to aliens

Use Kids to commit your crimes -Vsauce,2018

Bro's the reason why aliens haven't visited us 💀

Such a philosopher: "You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing." Vsauce is a absolute genius.

Vsauce in context is still Vsauce out of context

"Thanks guys, thanks for watching. And as always, thanks for watching." me trying to reach the essay word count

This is one of the only out of context videos that is out of context

This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

1:59 “Use kids to commit your crimes” - Micheal Stevens (aka Vsauce)

My Little Cousin when I go to her house: 3:56

‘Orange oil is flammable’ This is *brilliant* I never know that

Bold of you to assume he's ever in context

"Where did you get that body?" *nervously glances to closet* "That one you're in right now." Oh, thank god.

It's funny because some of these aren't even taken out of context

7:57 A white frame tha reads: /Red text/"Name That Charge"/red text/ /centred/"Dataway!"/centered/ "You have answered correctly. Click the /redtext/confirm/redtext/ button to continue working on the skill building activity." For anyone curious to know 🙂

Actually those clips with context actually feel the same

This man just radiates chaotic energy

[from computer] Hey, VSauce, [from behind you] Michael here! [from inside your mind] What if you were defenseless?

This is the funniest out of context video I've seen

best video i've seen in a long time

“Go outside and play with the neighbours kid” The neighbours kid: 2:02

6:18 Captain america in avengers infinity war

5 years later VSauce never fails to make me laugh

These are so good. Making me laugh. Bringing me joy

Michael: * pours cereal and milk into the bowl* Michael: ⓦⓗⓐⓣ ⓣⓗⓔ ⓗⓔⓒⓚ ⓘⓢ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ?

4:00 my dog when I let him out of the house

This man is the legend, the GOAT

the title is the equivalent of saying "Grass, but its green"

3:59 Imagine knowing your neighbor is a scientist and you see him doing this one day.

8:23 “This person tried to unlock your phone”

Every time i finish a vsauce video I feel like an expert and a baby at the same time

“im alone” got me rolling on the floor 💀

"Why don't you go play with the neighbourgh's kid?" The neighbourgh's kid: 0:00 - 10:03

3:52 When the spider escapes into my room.

This feels like a fever dream.

this made my day thank you so much!

I feel like Vsauce has just accepted the fact that he’s a weird human being and he will be for the rest of time

*hits the blunt* You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing.

6:14 the face he put after saying hes in his parents basement is priceless. he looks so embarrassed from that single sentence

this is the most out of context out-of-context-video i have ever seen.

mum: go play with the neighbours kids the neighbours kids: 3:56

8:18 the clip: please help me literally the next clip: *intense dancing*

if he ever goes senile, no one would ever know

This is even better than news bloopers.

1:23 why does he look like hes trying to finish the video cause he REALLy has to pee

I DIED when he poured the milk and said "OK, what the heck is this thing" 😂😂😂😂

This is unironically the funniest video I’ve ever watched

This is hilarious! Well done.

This evokes a very, very disturbed yet intrigued emotion in me

“You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing” No, no, he’s got a point

This man is the source of both nightmares and enlightenment

Love you love this!

4:27 Broke: Buying Belle Delphine's bath water Woke: Buying VSauce Michael's bath water

This video is a mood, but I'm not sure what kind of mood.

This is amazing XD made me giggle serveral times

My new favourite video on the internet

3:27 when you misplace the slab in Minecraft

BUT WHAT *IS* “OUT OF CONTEXT?” *Vsauce music plays*

The sheer terror I feel watching these is truely a sight to behold

my favourite video on the internet

Out of context, he just seems like a total dork who's really confused, but then the next moment he's like some sort of god who could crush your body into a ball with snap of his fingers

I hope this video determines whether or not the aliens will kill us.

I love the moment when Michael talks about cereal and milk as if it's a newly discovered sea creature or a new form of acid