iconic af

this song always made me feel like a badass but the slowed down version even more

this slowed version is literally a bliss of perfection. Reminds me of that scene from the Percy Jackson movie

You know you really hate yourself when you don’t even feel confident listening to this song 😍

5 year old self: shook

this makes me kind of sad, it feels like it came out yesterday and me and mom sat and listened to her album. where did time go?

Does anyone else imagine walking into a room like a goddess and having everyone gaze at you? Because I do LMAO.

Let’s be honest we all feel like we are so cool listening to this

*This makes me feel like a badass that I would never achieve*

me: vibing to this song also me: *m y e a r s*

1:36 why is this so satisfying ??

"Russian Roulette isn't the same without a GUN" That "gun" hits every time

literaly not a single soul: me: *pretending im in a hot edit*

this song makes me feel attractive even though im not-

The part 2:29-2:37 is so satisfying!!!! You slowed it down to perfection I literally feel like I’m in a edit

Bro this song is so iconic, like I can imagine myself making my ex mad that they left me.

Nobody: Nobody at all: Me: acting like I’m a baddie while doing my homework that was due 2 day ago

*walks like a badass while listening to this* *trips* Fml

This Hits Different After Mental Breakdown 💃🏻✨

2:25

Y’all in the comments like “2 year old me loved this song” and “4 year old me is shook” like wtf I was like 8-10???

“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun” is my favorite part.

This song hits different when you and a bunch of friends are driving in the middle of the night to the store and you feel unstoppable.

This deserve a special place on my playlist✨

pov: *you're pretending to be a supermodel in a victoria secret fashion show doing catwalks in your room in the middle of the night*

POV: Your seducing your homework that due date was over a while ago

"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" my fav part

MO..MO..MO..MOGG🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️

What everyone hears “poker face~” What I hear-: “PoKe HeR fAcE”

*me pretending to be in a movie* *the wall I’ve been staring at for 20 minutes* ~Is something wrong?~

I'm so glad a song like this exists

This is literally slowed to perfection

this just makes me wanna put on high heels and act like a stripper

This song makes me feel like I’m winning a gamble in Kakegurui

"No one can read it my poker face" Okay, i'm addicted...

You're a Brilliant tactician who's managed to keep your enemies chasing you In a circle, until finally you have all the cards in your favor and attack.

Nobody: Me: struts like I'm in some movie Nobody: *trips*

me acting like a baddie and dancing my homework their for like 2 hours and due in 2 mins : 👁 👄 👁

It's been years and yet I still feel like a total badass whenever I hear this song.

This song will never die

Anyone else making edits in their heads of themselves’s?😂

its all fun and games, until someone actually pokes your face.

Imagine your walking on the hallway while listening to this sound.🔥🔥

0:18 listening to this while imagining a badass entrance

Let's be honest, *you feel like a literal god while listening to this*

The more I listen, the more normal it sounds

2:56 I love the end of this song

People watching in 2024 👇

*let’s be honest, i ain’t be the only one feeling badass when listening to this.*

the young alice cooper photo makes this even better oh my gosh, 1.1k likes?? thank u so much!!! :oo

This song is a huge part of my childhood and the original makes me want to party and dance but the slowed version makes me feel super badass

Every time I hear this song, I feel like a badass and a LOT more confident that's for sure.

POV: Your squad watches you come out of a building that would explode while you stepped over your enemies who were on the ground knocked out and beat with your 5 inch heels

this song makes you feel so powerful

FINALLY I FOUND THIS SONG FOR SO LONG 🗿🗿🗿🗿

No one: Me: acting like baddie and doing the hair flip Parents: WHAT THE FAWK

no one: literally no one: me: acting like a bad bleep at 1am wiggling around the bed (didn't still expect this comment would blew up anyways thanks for the 15K likes!!)

This has been a legend song for more than 5 years, and it makes so much sense why

Timeless classic right there

Am I the only one that hears Jade from Victorious?? 1k I can’t 🥵🥰😂

1:36 is the part everyone’s here for Edit: I do like the whole song it is just my fave part and thanks for the likes 😂😂❤️ Oh and have a lovely day ✌️

this song actually makes me feel like a goddess 😩

The beggining of the song always makes me feel so powerful&badass&confident 💅💅

No one: The other people on my zoom meeting watching me lipstick and dance to this: 👁👄👁

1:36 speaks for itself, iconic

2022 and this still a bop💕💕💕

GODDAMMIT CARTMAN

me: *being insecure and hating my face* this song comes on: *dancing and pretending to be in a hot edit*

POV: You're a villain who bets the lives of your rivals in games of Russian Roulette and Hold 'Em. You normally wear a mask, but you take it off to start the game. Your face is the last thing your victims see. You also have a partner who just walks around the table, whistling this song, to make the victims nervous. You just can't lose because you're totally inexpressive during the game, so nobody knows what you think. Normally, you play the cards with hearts at the end, just to show them and stabbing your victims in their chests

This needs to be on spotify

Best accidental click of my life

don't get any ideas Tik Tok Edit: omgg thanks for the likes 😆

2020 kids: who's here because of tiktok? 2000 kids: who's here because of karate kid?

just reminds me of the good old days, man i miss them days

I remember when i was a kid and i was in the car with my mom and this song plays what a nostalgia

Slowed? Down. Weave? Snatched. 6 year old me? Shook. Hotel? Trivago.

no one: not even the ppl in the comments: me: pretending im in an edit on my toilet

I cant stop thinking about percy jackson at this point. I love those good old times

The into is something else

No one: Me at 5 years: CUTIE PIE CUTIE PIE

no one: me: *body roll, stares at wall dangerously, smirks, throw's it back in chair* edit: oof rip my notifications

*flashbacks of that one Riverdale edit* 😔✋ absolutely my reason to Stan this song again

Literally this song makes me feel like a badass when im not💀

no one: *me doing body rolls, winks and smirks at my wall* wall: no, I don't like you so stop 😃✋ my mom: why did I give birth to this woman 👁👄👁

pov: you’re the good girl at school but little do they know that that’s just a personality and they know nothing about your after school life 😌 edit: jesus this was so long ago why are there so many likes haha 😼

Bro, imagine you playing at a Casino and winning with this masterpiece playing at the back, you feel like a god.

The only song going in my playlist that is filled with phonk

2:28 with headphones on sounds like a UFO

This would be so badass on a slomo part in a movie when the “hot girl” walks in or something idk

the #1 slowed song to make you feel like a hot, powerful villain in a tiktokt edit award goes tooo

4 years later and this is still fire

POV: *You're having flashbacks to your mom's car in 2012*

Other people: **Thinks their on a edit** Me: **thinks im on Kakegurui**

You know it hits hard like this

its kinda old like 14 years and at that time i wasn't even born and stilll i love it!!!

2:30 Damn that noise made me tingle from it going back and forth through my headphones

lyrics: Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey) A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah). 💜🖤♣️♦️♠️🎭

MA MA MOG☝️🗣🗣

I feel like when I listen to this it makes me feel like a serial killer I know that sounds bad but it just makes me feel that way

No one: Literally no one: Me: Mouthing the words being seductive thinking I'm smexy instead of doing school work that was due a week ago edit: holy crap i did not expect this many likes thanky you guys sm !