SMP Earth: The Empire Begins

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Technoblade

Technoblade

4 роки тому

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КОМЕНТАРІ: 7 500
@airbearsarrow3426
@airbearsarrow3426 4 роки тому
“The nether is disabled, because that doesn’t make sense.” *laughs in netherlands*
@iwatchanime0
@iwatchanime0 4 роки тому
That is the biggest meme opportunity
@adhithyakarthik9136
@adhithyakarthik9136 4 роки тому
Underrated lmao
@Dra3oon
@Dra3oon 4 роки тому
Elecdrone I second that
@adiyaod6291
@adiyaod6291 4 роки тому
Lol when I see 2 comments that are the same one after another you copy
@mack-attack-420
@mack-attack-420 4 роки тому
Ok this is clever
@idontevenknow3002
@idontevenknow3002 4 роки тому
The entire point of the server: Take over the world Techno: Takes over the world Everyone: You weren’t supposed to do that
@youngcosmic1
@youngcosmic1 4 роки тому
I don’t even Know I know right, so what was the point of the server? To live in peace like reality? I don’t think so!
@antimatter9412
@antimatter9412 4 роки тому
True, True
@duck5843
@duck5843 4 роки тому
No, thats not how youre supposed to play the game
@cupwithwater7804
@cupwithwater7804 4 роки тому
I was there during the trial *it was whack*
@hindimovies7328
@hindimovies7328 4 роки тому
England did it , France did it, Antarctica did it...
@samtherat6
@samtherat6 Рік тому
I’d always wanted to watch this series, but never got around to it. Now it hits so differently.
@haydensparkes7731
@haydensparkes7731 Рік тому
My thoughts exactly
@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790
@mattplayzgamezandstuff8790 Рік тому
RIP
@robotninjago
@robotninjago Рік тому
😔🫡
@gr33nxx
@gr33nxx Рік тому
I subbed to Techno , but didn’t watch him much. Now im getting into his videos. It hurts.
@keagz8
@keagz8 Рік тому
Exactly what I was thinking
@r4v3n719
@r4v3n719 Рік тому
like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed
@Vivilly1425
@Vivilly1425 Рік тому
I’m watching all of his videos ever made bc I still can’t believe it 🥺
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Рік тому
E‎ ‎
@JulienWuzHear
@JulienWuzHear Рік тому
@@EEEEEEEE I agree.
@ironical-tofu6
@ironical-tofu6 Рік тому
R.I.P.
@Speckage
@Speckage Рік тому
Guilty
@coolcatcastle8
@coolcatcastle8 3 роки тому
4:34 Technoblade: madagascar, you’ve ruined too many of my plague inc. games Greenland: hold my cure
@morbincrusader5123
@morbincrusader5123 3 роки тому
Iceland has rekt me too many times in plague inc
@asairayn
@asairayn 3 роки тому
Morocco: *you were saying?*
@datdeadbaby3216
@datdeadbaby3216 3 роки тому
Kitten Catastrophe I feel so connected with u
@kassiaactuallydraws9361
@kassiaactuallydraws9361 3 роки тому
@@asairayn accurate
@coolcatcastle8
@coolcatcastle8 3 роки тому
@@datdeadbaby3216 dead babies and kittens dont mix, bro
@subscribetonsytgaming5312
@subscribetonsytgaming5312 4 роки тому
Interviewer: so techno, what part of the planet do you want Techno: yes
@randomphoenix20
@randomphoenix20 4 роки тому
You know when he says "we are getting kicked out within a week"... Yeah, almost happened.
@cameronkhanpour3002
@cameronkhanpour3002 4 роки тому
@@randomphoenix20 really? what happened? I haven't kept up on what is happening
@ebtheartist3843
@ebtheartist3843 4 роки тому
@@cameronkhanpour3002 Techno literally claimed the whole map
@maezhang1477
@maezhang1477 3 роки тому
A l l Of It
@GoalSUBNOW
@GoalSUBNOW 3 роки тому
lmao
@hanyyylet6
@hanyyylet6 Рік тому
Let us remember and grieve but know that Technoblade never dies. He'll always be in our hearts.
@silverdandylmao
@silverdandylmao Рік тому
Fly high king
@costagenda8148
@costagenda8148 Рік тому
RIP Hopefully he lives a longer life 😢😢
@nonjajay2944
@nonjajay2944 Рік тому
RIP king
@Legendary-locomotives
@Legendary-locomotives Рік тому
Rip legend
@lumilapio
@lumilapio Рік тому
he cant be in our hearts he will just be in our minds nerd
@P5kr
@P5kr Рік тому
After taking over Antarctica, Techno will now conquer the kingdom of heaven.
@auugh43546
@auugh43546 Рік тому
beautiful
@planefan082
@planefan082 Рік тому
"HeavenSMP pt2: The Coup For God's Throne"
@beanboy4378
@beanboy4378 Рік тому
Rip 🪦 techno
@EternallyDoomed
@EternallyDoomed Рік тому
“Hey guys, Technoblade here, we have conquered heaven and now will be taking over the multiverse and becoming god, hope you like and subscribe and tune in to the next video” Rip Technoblade, Alex
@UltraPancake-qe6vh
@UltraPancake-qe6vh 8 місяців тому
techno be like today we have taken over tge multiverse and now own the infinity gauntlet and have the avengers on my sad and. i shall now use the infinity gauntlet on squid kid
@Wavetune
@Wavetune 4 роки тому
Nobody: Technoblade’s chat: 🌎 T E C H N O P L A N E T 🌎
@greenplayz2376
@greenplayz2376 4 роки тому
I think you mean ✈️ T E C H N O P L A N E ✈️
@clnne
@clnne 4 роки тому
T E C H N O P L A N E
@zEliazar
@zEliazar 4 роки тому
Wavetune he owns the moon aswell
@danzotik99
@danzotik99 4 роки тому
⛵T E C H N O B O A T⛵
@HowHorror
@HowHorror 4 роки тому
P
@ehoncrack9413
@ehoncrack9413 4 роки тому
and remember this whole series is just for throwing squid kid off the trail
@owenp4068
@owenp4068 3 роки тому
Squid kid is crying himself to sleep
@ehoncrack9413
@ehoncrack9413 3 роки тому
@@bentrosaur5459 same
@_username
@_username 3 роки тому
I laugh when someone says technoblade isn't a genius
@endablox
@endablox 3 роки тому
L
@aegis3505
@aegis3505 3 роки тому
whyst am I deadnt, my only achievement hath be yoinketh
@pkhl_1617
@pkhl_1617 Рік тому
Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything. Blood for the Blood God. Rest In Peace.
@BenitoMussolini-sq9hq
@BenitoMussolini-sq9hq Рік тому
He will always live in our hearts. Technoblade never dies!
@pkhl_1617
@pkhl_1617 Рік тому
Rest In Peace Techno. 🙏 love you bro
@Purtle
@Purtle Рік тому
@Techno The Pig same..
@vasaaviarion
@vasaaviarion Рік тому
Ha! You think hes done? Hes up there right now finding a way to kill god
@straw-hat-iicy
@straw-hat-iicy Рік тому
@@bontheartist7509 you can't survive without a liver
@kirrbowkat
@kirrbowkat Рік тому
Seriously can’t believe you’re gone. RIP Techno❤️ Rewatching all your videos to uplift my mood! Long Live The Blood God
@mariavizcarra5586
@mariavizcarra5586 11 місяців тому
How old are you stupid?
@mettatonneo1147
@mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому
“The Nether is disabled because that doesn’t make sense in the context of Earth.” *cries in Hell*
@LocalDeepstateAgent
@LocalDeepstateAgent 4 роки тому
*Cries in school, work or social interaction*
@jesucristo4168
@jesucristo4168 4 роки тому
Netherlands?
@doghut
@doghut 4 роки тому
@@LocalDeepstateAgent huh?
@theantknight6132
@theantknight6132 4 роки тому
@@doghut all of those are hell. Besides social interaction. That's only hell half the time. Theres some cool people out there.
@thanosattorneyatlaw4062
@thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 роки тому
*cries in half of all living creatures*
@leeroyjenkns5182
@leeroyjenkns5182 4 роки тому
Everyone else: "I'm just gonna build a small cabin" Techno: **claims the moon**
@spikeman7641
@spikeman7641 4 роки тому
TFM123: claims the universe
@puff.3809
@puff.3809 4 роки тому
Spike Man, techno was already 69 steps ahead of him
@KN1GHTCRAB
@KN1GHTCRAB 4 роки тому
@@puff.3809 technoblade got dibs
@jon_noj
@jon_noj 4 роки тому
He pulled a Gru on them lmao
@litteralyjustsam5262
@litteralyjustsam5262 4 роки тому
and u take the moon
@etrandex6407
@etrandex6407 Рік тому
Never watched his content during his lifetime mainly because I'm not into minecraft content but after his tragic passing I decided to watch some of his vids and now I know how much golden content I've missed out on. Rest in peace, Techno. ❤
@Mr.Pyromaniac
@Mr.Pyromaniac Рік тому
I'm rewatching his videos after his passing. He will never be truly dead.
@Ciel1820
@Ciel1820 4 роки тому
Techno: *Invades Africa to steal their resources* America: *"Imma pretend I didn't see that"*
@tenacity25
@tenacity25 4 роки тому
Liberia
@amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790
@amanthatlikesnoobvszombies6790 4 роки тому
Correction *WRITE THAT DOWN RIgHT THAT DOWN*
@johnb3587
@johnb3587 4 роки тому
Hey we all did it at one point or another it was just a phase
@sexmansex4776
@sexmansex4776 4 роки тому
@@johnb3587 the Mooniars didn't tho.
@justvace221
@justvace221 4 роки тому
1k likes :)
@mastersonogashira1796
@mastersonogashira1796 4 роки тому
Techno: we are stealing resources from Africa Europe: now I see potential in this young man
@cxtrusss
@cxtrusss 4 роки тому
And-yS lmao
@nikorico232
@nikorico232 4 роки тому
Yes
@TOG285
@TOG285 4 роки тому
As an European, I liked this joke.
@TheUnderscore_
@TheUnderscore_ 4 роки тому
"an European" I don't even know if that's correct or incorrect. "A one", "an honour" I don't even know anymore. I *think* "an" is used for words that start with the *sound* of a vowel and "a" for the sound of a consonant but idk. If I'm correct, I'ma be a grammar nazi and say that's incorrect.
@haroldbalzac6336
@haroldbalzac6336 4 роки тому
More like the middle East.
@QwertyIsCool
@QwertyIsCool Рік тому
This series was amazing. It is sad to see him go. RIP
@TextualDeviant
@TextualDeviant Рік тому
I'm almost waiting for that "SIIIIKE, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" But it will only remain half true; he isn't dead, not yet, not until we forget him and everything he built up, pouring blood, sweat, and tears into his goals, eventually reaching true success. When I found this channel, it had roughly 300,000 subscribers. This is only really significant because it came before the Big Boom of July, 2019, where he saw a rise from the thousands to tens of thousands of subscribers per day. Even prior, I thought he would become one of those 'big start youtubers', who, through determination, effort, and a real passion for becoming a big content creator, stand against the rest, who see longstanding success through their drive and energy. But you know what? He stood out from even those people in the end. Behind that contrarian mix of overconfidence and humility, he was incredibly driven; as a UKpostsr, as a Streamer, as a Gamer, as a Skywars Player, and also, I have no doubt, as a friend and family member. He never forgot his roots, nor did he forget his goal- no, he always shot higher. I won't remember him as a famous UKpostsr; I'll remember him as the small content creator with big goals, and more importantly, the drive to achieve them. For those of you who have doubts about something, anything; see what can be done with the drive and commitment to do it. Technoblade didn't give up; not once. He didn't give up during The Great Potato War, simply to prove he could beat out everyone else. He didn't so much as falter when he was tied 4-4 with Dream and would have needed to win twice in a row to win. Nobody could take his bedwars world-record winstreak away from him but himself in the end. Then there's the time where he poured his heart and soul into Minecraft Monday, literally earning a world record in Ace Race and beating out a majority of the competitors as part of his true debut. But in the end, the only thing that could beat Technoblade, was death itself. He didn't give up even then. My heart goes out to Technoblade's family and friends. If even 0.1% of the world had as much passion and drive for doing what they love as Technoblade did, then the world would be a much better place. Sincerely, one of those nerds.
@purechaos1091
@purechaos1091 Рік тому
o7
@yungqumkuat7411
@yungqumkuat7411 Рік тому
beautiful
@captainpixel362
@captainpixel362 Рік тому
You copied this from another techno comment section
@Megagamer-xy9vk
@Megagamer-xy9vk Рік тому
That comment was beautifully written I too was there before 2019 and see him as you do I will always remember how his humor and fun and silly personality brought me joy in some of my darkest hours he truly was a treasure
@Megagamer-xy9vk
@Megagamer-xy9vk Рік тому
o7
@xylyan
@xylyan 4 роки тому
“I used to rule the world.” -Technoblade 1 week after the server started
@noahyi642
@noahyi642 4 роки тому
"Chunks would load when I gave the word" -Also Technoblade
@coinsboostmyego3068
@coinsboostmyego3068 4 роки тому
“ Now I sleep on the ice “ also techno
@brittanysteele5079
@brittanysteele5079 4 роки тому
._.
@itsoracle
@itsoracle 4 роки тому
@@coinsboostmyego3068 ? you ruined it, that's not how it goes at all wtf
@coinsboostmyego3068
@coinsboostmyego3068 4 роки тому
@@itsoracle if its from stream idk. I was just making the lyrics up there
@aid3n461
@aid3n461 4 роки тому
*Technoblade joins the server* Everyone else in the game: *Chuckles* "i'm in danger"
@nikorico232
@nikorico232 4 роки тому
Yes
@Aa-vn5gu
@Aa-vn5gu 3 роки тому
Yes
@Murasaki_Saya
@Murasaki_Saya 3 роки тому
Yes
@MN-ys2pe
@MN-ys2pe 3 роки тому
Literally what happened to everyone of "Manburg" when techno joined yesterday
@ociorel
@ociorel 3 роки тому
666 likes
@ricardocea2169
@ricardocea2169 Рік тому
Rest In Peace our glorious emperor of SMP Earth. May the Antarctic empire live on
@Selenny
@Selenny Рік тому
i will now indulge in bittersweet nostalgia
@koromoro6682
@koromoro6682 Рік тому
Glad I’m not alone on this
@Selenny
@Selenny Рік тому
@@koromoro6682 you’re never alone
@supportivesammy1802
@supportivesammy1802 4 роки тому
Nobody: Technoblade in Africa: where is all the food at
@AKagNA
@AKagNA 4 роки тому
HDISJDJSNDKSNJCSC
@judetabara9962
@judetabara9962 4 роки тому
I just realized that .-.
@assanatuolaniyan8087
@assanatuolaniyan8087 4 роки тому
Were the water?
@cheesehouse2522
@cheesehouse2522 4 роки тому
WWHEEGGSGAAHAHAH
@mozarella_cheese
@mozarella_cheese 4 роки тому
Anna Shmelev wth is a like fisher
@arihieu
@arihieu 3 роки тому
The first episode: Starting smp earth Second episode: “I conquered the world”
@redacted4695
@redacted4695 3 роки тому
"Whoops my finger slipped"
@bartekg2490
@bartekg2490 3 роки тому
I mean he did call dibs
@sahilsutariya3264
@sahilsutariya3264 3 роки тому
Typical techno
@okie956
@okie956 2 роки тому
Yeet
@KWithaFont
@KWithaFont 2 роки тому
With potatoes
@diamondbeam7251
@diamondbeam7251 Рік тому
Rip techno, make sure u conquer Gods kingdom by the time I get there
@Avrelianvs
@Avrelianvs Рік тому
I am sad that he is gone. I am happy that he was here at all.
@AnimeSux848
@AnimeSux848 Рік тому
wdum
@ph1lza
@ph1lza 4 роки тому
Just realised our nation was born in blood... seems appropriate lmao
@allisonhewitt5374
@allisonhewitt5374 4 роки тому
Hi
@stresseddictator1849
@stresseddictator1849 4 роки тому
Underrated
@f.b.i3375
@f.b.i3375 3 роки тому
yes
@fortune3911
@fortune3911 3 роки тому
Yo phil
@te9079
@te9079 3 роки тому
Hello dad
@pita_whale949
@pita_whale949 4 роки тому
Everyone: Officially claiming land. Techno: Doesn’t claim land but decides to dibs the whole planet.
@mmmnmmm675
@mmmnmmm675 4 роки тому
he ended up claiming the world later and had to go to court
@averagegirl3873
@averagegirl3873 4 роки тому
And that's how you get things done. Dibs, Shotgun and not it!
@gubboxthwok
@gubboxthwok 4 роки тому
I’m calling bs He called dibs
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому
Foreshadowing
@KazualBopthKatze
@KazualBopthKatze 3 роки тому
@@averagegirl3873 Then he pulls out a shotgun from his pocket and loads it.
@Shinyreaper816
@Shinyreaper816 8 місяців тому
Technos the only man who can ask for the entire planet and everyone just gives it to him
@proraptor0811
@proraptor0811 Рік тому
Can we just appreciate that technoblade did all this just to distract squid kid
@teal3af49
@teal3af49 4 роки тому
But little did we know- This was just a distraction for the one and only war- *the potato war*
@a-a-ron4711
@a-a-ron4711 3 роки тому
Copy
@user-ee1rl3tg7w
@user-ee1rl3tg7w 3 роки тому
"potatoes are more important than anything" -Sun Tzu
@jaredd2304
@jaredd2304 3 роки тому
be original
@teamsynergy6194
@teamsynergy6194 3 роки тому
Shit up
@kanye2
@kanye2 3 роки тому
G
@FestiveRocket
@FestiveRocket 4 роки тому
Techno: **Goes to Africa for resources** Also Techno: *“Where”s the food at?”* _Edit: Thankful edits are stupid_
@MK-wq1nz
@MK-wq1nz 4 роки тому
this oned good
@nurhid5742
@nurhid5742 4 роки тому
Accurate
@comradejack5376
@comradejack5376 4 роки тому
Load up I'm in need of a good market garden-ing
@mastersonogashira1796
@mastersonogashira1796 4 роки тому
Stalin: “now I see potential in this man”
@comradejack5376
@comradejack5376 4 роки тому
@@mastersonogashira1796 Indeed. I do think this. I see so much potential they shall have 1 milisecond removed from gulag time.
@DabDab-lg5jv
@DabDab-lg5jv 8 місяців тому
Techno was bored of conquering the world so he decided to fight god instead R.I.P potato lord
@elisabethsky6296
@elisabethsky6296 Рік тому
He did take over the world but sadly he is not here to see us worship him. May he Rest In Peace
@angel-ca
@angel-ca 4 роки тому
any streamer: heads to Antarctica techno’s viewers: *something’s wrong*
@curse4384
@curse4384 4 роки тому
Something’s wrong i can FEEL IT
@lacedmyweed
@lacedmyweed 4 роки тому
Dominic McCloy just a feeling I got like something’s about to happen
@gabrielfielka2746
@gabrielfielka2746 4 роки тому
But I don't know what
@lacedmyweed
@lacedmyweed 4 роки тому
Gabriel Fielka and if this means what. I think it means we’re in trouble big trouble
@hinzlim9166
@hinzlim9166 4 роки тому
@@lacedmyweed we're? Their
@polish_filipino
@polish_filipino 4 роки тому
Technoblade: **Takes over the world** Everyone: Let's ban this nerd. _Just like in Minecraft Monday people are jealous of Techno's extreme brilliance and power_
@fopdoodle1344
@fopdoodle1344 4 роки тому
How tf are they jealous?
@loadingfont
@loadingfont 4 роки тому
It’s a joke.
@seanathonhooper
@seanathonhooper 4 роки тому
@@fopdoodle1344 If you would take over the world china would be pretty jealous tbh
@bigmendi3444
@bigmendi3444 4 роки тому
fopdoodle chill
@viperverse6742
@viperverse6742 4 роки тому
@@fopdoodle1344 Its an ongoing joke that began on minecraft monday, just saying if you genuinely don't know
@capitancat5131
@capitancat5131 10 місяців тому
Jam: *trying to be nice by delivering some steak* Technoblade: *brutally murders him and then he steals his stuff* "Delivery successful "
@propisaviking
@propisaviking Рік тому
now he can make smp heaven, this is all working out guys. RIP TECHNO fr tho
@planefan082
@planefan082 Рік тому
Earth has been conquered, now for the other dimensions
@aeinzalot
@aeinzalot 4 роки тому
Can’t wait till next episode when Techno calls dibs on the entire solar system.
@neooblisk0084
@neooblisk0084 3 роки тому
Yes
@leewor17
@leewor17 3 роки тому
And then then every galaxy outside of earth
@dfhbuin8546
@dfhbuin8546 3 роки тому
leewor17 bruh u mean the milky Way
@corruption7841
@corruption7841 3 роки тому
He will take over wakanda
@thegamingreaper3731
@thegamingreaper3731 3 роки тому
Dfhb Uin lol no, there are more than one galaxy
@thelivingdarkness1399
@thelivingdarkness1399 3 роки тому
Techno: Gets Diamonds Tommy: You mean, our diamonds comrade
@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826
@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 2 роки тому
Communist Tommyinnit
@Starman062
@Starman062 2 роки тому
@@carlosnathanieljannjusonal4826 commieinnit
@justgamingjmq5080
@justgamingjmq5080 2 роки тому
Yeah, he doesn’t upload so we are all watching ancient videos
@NotVeryNormal259
@NotVeryNormal259 2 роки тому
soyuz nerushimy respublik naveki velikaya rus ПОЧЕМУ РАСПАЛ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ
@aliakseyfryauf2123
@aliakseyfryauf2123 Рік тому
@@NotVeryNormal259 НЕ ЗНАЮ 😭😭😭😭😭
@hhhhggggggggg47
@hhhhggggggggg47 Рік тому
It's just the fact... Im listening to a dead man. It's the worst feeling. I love Technoblade.
@eplayspiano
@eplayspiano 2 роки тому
Being from Madagascar and seeing him skip it, I was genuinely like: " bruh "
@twistymcyeet3765
@twistymcyeet3765 4 роки тому
"I'm getting kicked out of this server in a week" **Week passes** Techno: *Nearly gets kicked out of the server*
@jennifern9911
@jennifern9911 4 роки тому
At least he accomplished his goal of world domination
@haroldflowers9350
@haroldflowers9350 4 роки тому
Wait when? I missed it ;-;
@rekunan
@rekunan 4 роки тому
@@haroldflowers9350 His thrid stream of SMP Earth, he claims land in a border around the Earth and the online map viewer they use makes it look like he claimed the whole Earth. The owner got on and there was this whole trial on how they should punish Technoblade and also debating over the rules of the server.
@Kzy365
@Kzy365 4 роки тому
RektWithStyle wut
@haroldflowers9350
@haroldflowers9350 4 роки тому
RektWithStyle Omg lol. Only techno can actually just claim the entire earth
@kaifulbright5241
@kaifulbright5241 4 роки тому
Techno: One of the first to acquire diamonds Tommy: You know what people call me, Techno?
@airbearsarrow3426
@airbearsarrow3426 4 роки тому
Tommy.
@sprintcharger
@sprintcharger 4 роки тому
British jshlatt localization
@lastfirst1511
@lastfirst1511 4 роки тому
That dude who offered techno a potato but was still slain but the blood god?_?
@zords5717
@zords5717 4 роки тому
Tommy scammy lmfao
@mindmygames4299
@mindmygames4299 4 роки тому
Tommy Trusty
@Annnnnaaananaaananana
@Annnnnaaananaaananana Рік тому
That moment when you realize this whole series was to distract Squid Kid and throw him off the trail
@thatonenoob1050
@thatonenoob1050 Рік тому
it hurtseven more when you hear him say i wanna live at 2:06
@moistnapkin1512
@moistnapkin1512 4 роки тому
"What's he gonna do, show up with strength potions?" *proceeds to show up with a bomber plane*
@_SodaZ
@_SodaZ 4 роки тому
It gives me feelings of power to Craft strength potions in UHCs
@kristopher4130
@kristopher4130 2 роки тому
666 likes nice
@power2ix605
@power2ix605 2 роки тому
Not a bomber pleb
@bigboinoob6937
@bigboinoob6937 3 роки тому
Every smp is techno and Phil against the world
@YES-wz3eh
@YES-wz3eh 2 роки тому
“Techno and Phil joining Hermitcraft”
@whyar3y0uga34
@whyar3y0uga34 2 роки тому
@@YES-wz3eh They make the mycelium resistance look like coarse dirt
@universal5459
@universal5459 2 роки тому
This time, literally
@xentl1783
@xentl1783 2 роки тому
He's not wrong
@user-tf6hd7zn7g
@user-tf6hd7zn7g 2 роки тому
It will always be techno and Phil to the end
@tsunami4233
@tsunami4233 Рік тому
Just rewatching technoblade. Nothing's wrong.
@ashes_of_arson
@ashes_of_arson Рік тому
Yes absolutely nothing's wrong don't mind me crying in a corner
@Justin-qe6gj
@Justin-qe6gj Рік тому
arleast this ended before he passed
@thekingofhearts43
@thekingofhearts43 3 роки тому
imagine techno as president technoblade: DIBS ON THE PLANET everyone else involved with this: It's hard to argue with his assessment.
@alinastanescu4430
@alinastanescu4430 3 роки тому
Technoblade hates goverments so if he became president he would destroy anything related to goverments and declare total anarchy
@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial
@TerrestrialExtraTerrestrial 3 роки тому
If he became president then he would have a lot of supporters I'm sure
@silv830
@silv830 3 роки тому
Pretty sure if he becames president, he'll stab everyone that has power and remove presidency
@user-qs9tm6ib5l
@user-qs9tm6ib5l 3 роки тому
Bet u forgot u commanted that hahaa
@b.r.6405
@b.r.6405 3 роки тому
He’d probably be a dictator and start a genocide, and he would be democratic, but only he can vote (Facism)
@zen9016
@zen9016 4 роки тому
"We're getting bombed" "We out here in iron ARMOR and this man is already at WWII technology" -Japan, 1945
@tellyhead7974
@tellyhead7974 4 роки тому
Lmaoooooo
@zachrobinson8357
@zachrobinson8357 4 роки тому
America: so when are we making nukes?
@DaDerpyCarrot
@DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому
well, technically they were in WWII. so :/ xD
@zen9016
@zen9016 4 роки тому
@@DaDerpyCarrot :(((
@DaDerpyCarrot
@DaDerpyCarrot 4 роки тому
@@zen9016 xd
@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred
@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred Рік тому
Hering technos voice makes me so sad because of the recent eventual YOU WILL LEAVE FOREVER TECHNO YOUR CHANELL WILL NEVER DIE YOU SHALL LIVE FOREVER
@vetxran
@vetxran Рік тому
We miss you all Technoblade I hope your dropkicking orphans in self defense up in heaven brother RIP LLT
@hey5729
@hey5729 11 місяців тому
Agreed
@tiagotazoniero4488
@tiagotazoniero4488 3 роки тому
"Lets go to Africa..." "Where is the food" I know its wrong but I laughed
@YagaMain23z
@YagaMain23z 2 роки тому
🤣🤣 it took me a second to realize the joke LMAOOAOAA
@Dolphin_Wooo
@Dolphin_Wooo 2 роки тому
oh no OH GOD NO
@YagaMain23z
@YagaMain23z 2 роки тому
@@Sunfish789 yk africa and uhhh poor people and uhhhh poverty and stuff and yeah
@YagaMain23z
@YagaMain23z 2 роки тому
@kuhromi true imma have to agree with you on that one, america only goes to a poor country when they hear the word "oil"
@hyperphobic6331
@hyperphobic6331 2 роки тому
it was a joke yall 💀
@eleazarsares6245
@eleazarsares6245 4 роки тому
“I call dibs on Earth” Everyone against Techno- Why do I hear boss music
@Ami-eu6nk
@Ami-eu6nk 4 роки тому
Ha just wait he has a plan
@originalname8541
@originalname8541 4 роки тому
@@Ami-eu6nk he has a *plane**
@Ami-eu6nk
@Ami-eu6nk 4 роки тому
@@originalname8541 he will have much much more.... If you watch the stream
@AidanLW
@AidanLW Рік тому
you will forever stay in my world techno, fly high buddy, we will always love you. let the king rest in potatoes
@Apple-wx9sg
@Apple-wx9sg Рік тому
Pov:Your rewatching his videos after the news:(
@1nfg364
@1nfg364 3 роки тому
Techno: goes to Africa Also techno: complains about the lack of food
@Cygerion
@Cygerion 3 роки тому
oh no
@abhatripathitripathi6156
@abhatripathitripathi6156 3 роки тому
Oh yes
@lemonellaaaa8360
@lemonellaaaa8360 3 роки тому
Dammnn
@samuel_bamuel3017
@samuel_bamuel3017 3 роки тому
I flinched
@josteinselvaag6752
@josteinselvaag6752 3 роки тому
Good one
@saivion
@saivion 4 роки тому
UKposts Creators: what inspires you to make UKposts videos? Technoblade: *MONEY*
@nikorico232
@nikorico232 4 роки тому
DEMONIZED
@ralseidafluffyboi7798
@ralseidafluffyboi7798 4 роки тому
I mean, who truly doesn't?
@greenman784
@greenman784 3 роки тому
@@ralseidafluffyboi7798 Stampylonghead Nostalgia: **kicks me in the head**
@mysarla
@mysarla 3 роки тому
Wait he tweeted/replied that 6 months ago? I feel like it was longer ago huh-
@jhebawb2966
@jhebawb2966 3 роки тому
Also potatoes
@Sonicthehedgehogisverycoolhaha
@Sonicthehedgehogisverycoolhaha Рік тому
R.i.p tencho... I'm so sad.
@eggishere
@eggishere 10 місяців тому
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO! Going back an watching all your videos today, we miss you everyday. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!
@spongebobsquarepants6935
@spongebobsquarepants6935 3 роки тому
Technoblade: it’ll take me about 2 to 3- Me: Ah, finally he’s being reasonable Also Technoblade: *2 T O 3 H O U R S*
@eradicateeverything8773
@eradicateeverything8773 3 роки тому
When was this again
@blendyboi5023
@blendyboi5023 3 роки тому
@@eradicateeverything8773 yes
@alfredjames4530
@alfredjames4530 3 роки тому
Hours that’s a really nice estimate, but I was thinking 2-3 milliseconds
@blendyboi5023
@blendyboi5023 3 роки тому
@@eradicateeverything8773 also its at the start Were u too lazy to watch
@eradicateeverything8773
@eradicateeverything8773 3 роки тому
@@blendyboi5023 thanks but that comment was like a month ago lol
@sleepyysleep
@sleepyysleep 4 роки тому
Techno: *sees pigman* Techno: *_MY PEOPPPPLEEEE_*
@hummingcow1550
@hummingcow1550 3 роки тому
And his people exiled him
@ghost_animates7926
@ghost_animates7926 3 роки тому
@@hummingcow1550 just like tommy in dreamsmp
@killinglyre
@killinglyre 3 роки тому
@@ghost_animates7926 i 🕴️
@twoad7601
@twoad7601 3 роки тому
@@ghost_animates7926 stfu kid
@twoad7601
@twoad7601 3 роки тому
@@ghost_animates7926 you litarly make gacha videos
@johnm364
@johnm364 Рік тому
It was an honor Alex. Rest In Peace dude
@benfrank9622
@benfrank9622 Рік тому
Who's going to make the Antarctic Empire now?
@yeboxxxchannel2505
@yeboxxxchannel2505 Рік тому
What if we revive the idea through into other games and communities?
@scuffedweeb
@scuffedweeb 4 роки тому
Techno: (3:34) When are we gonna build nukes *sees diamonds* Never mind
@skoobydookie_ESBz
@skoobydookie_ESBz 4 роки тому
Was gunna like but its at 69 likes Ight imma head out
@irongolem1476
@irongolem1476 4 роки тому
@@skoobydookie_ESBz There. I changed it
@calebg6587
@calebg6587 4 роки тому
@@irongolem1476 YOU MONSTER!
@djaydeved
@djaydeved 4 роки тому
@@irongolem1476 you afre the destroyer no one asked for reeee
@conthegamer
@conthegamer Рік тому
@@irongolem1476 lol
@simplybecca6959
@simplybecca6959 4 роки тому
ToTo: bless the rains down in africa Techno: the rain is mine
@akronred648
@akronred648 4 роки тому
He called dips on the weather.
@CreepyKiller0202
@CreepyKiller0202 2 роки тому
Teechno: yep and everything else their is proof ii called dibs
@_Uno_Cinco_
@_Uno_Cinco_ Рік тому
Hits different after the man who owns Antarctica(and probably the universe too)died from his stage four cancer. We miss you man 💖
@pacckka
@pacckka Рік тому
Screw the saying, "Pigs don't fly." Spread your wings, Technoblade. Fly high into the stars. Thank you for all your content and the ways you made us laugh. o7
@sillyboy12.
@sillyboy12. Рік тому
did you really copy and paste this because your other comment did well. I mean, at least you removed the self promo
@owen5111
@owen5111 4 роки тому
"Why aren't the chest combining?" Crouches while putting them down
@Ashwin-md9ie
@Ashwin-md9ie 4 роки тому
Wait, that's a thing?
@gearoidgarvey8266
@gearoidgarvey8266 4 роки тому
It was only added in 1.13, techno rarely plays post 1.9
@nabi7701
@nabi7701 4 роки тому
Wait that's a thing??? No wonder that happens to me sometimes.
@Random_citizen943
@Random_citizen943 2 роки тому
Techno noob
@Mr35diamonds
@Mr35diamonds 4 роки тому
FitMC is like the physical embodiment of the Pooh classy meme "Let's teamup" FitMC: "I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership"
@user-gt3dj9et5d
@user-gt3dj9et5d 4 роки тому
I meannnnn Florida’s got Florida man sooooooo
@vzPander
@vzPander 4 роки тому
nukes under cinderal castle in disney world yeahh
@luj6455
@luj6455 4 роки тому
Fit is so official like he is saying that they are gonna have a "Mutualy Beneficial Partnership"
@luigiplayerone7749
@luigiplayerone7749 4 роки тому
Absolutely I think that would be an excellent mutually beneficial partnership.
@samuelbodden2489
@samuelbodden2489 Рік тому
I’m watching this two years later to his voice. Techno never dies
@user-lz5wp5cg4y
@user-lz5wp5cg4y 4 роки тому
Technoblade: chaotic evil Philza: chaotic neutral VoiceOverPete: chaotic good
@kashcarter9485
@kashcarter9485 4 роки тому
Tos
@cdeeznutsLOL
@cdeeznutsLOL 4 роки тому
hotel: trivago
@razorsaber2287
@razorsaber2287 4 роки тому
They all even out to the all mighty CHAOTIC EMPIRE
@justarandommimikyu8474
@justarandommimikyu8474 4 роки тому
Nah, it’s more like: Technoblade: chaotic evil Philza: lawful neutral Voiceover Pete: neutral good
@user-lz5wp5cg4y
@user-lz5wp5cg4y 4 роки тому
Just a Random mimikyu watch the video titled “voiceoverpete takes over the entirety of smp earth”, Pete is very chaotic, trust me, we have given him too much power
@undergamer2748
@undergamer2748 4 роки тому
Techno: i want to take over one continet Also techno: *i own the moon now*
@soa0
@soa0 4 роки тому
Contrary to this, I've made my own SMPEarth which I wreak havoc upon out of pure spite on my own Channel and I would appreciate it if yøu checked it out and dropped a sub or like, but no girls I sw£ar if I see one girl
@cheeseyasscheek9186
@cheeseyasscheek9186 4 роки тому
@@soa0 shit up
@llamas1395
@llamas1395 4 роки тому
*NEXT TIME ON TECHNO'S QUEST TO WORLD DOMINATION* Techno takes over the universe
@shaqtinoah
@shaqtinoah 4 роки тому
Nah captain sparkles already got there
@jaysternumber1
@jaysternumber1 4 роки тому
ur dad best thing I’ve seen all day.
@bigchungus6606
@bigchungus6606 Рік тому
who else is going through all these vids after techno went to take over the kingdom of god?
@bigchungus6606
@bigchungus6606 Рік тому
rest in peace king o7
@angelospapadopoulos4545
@angelospapadopoulos4545 Рік тому
im not rewatching all the videos you are😞☦️🕊️
@kivets
@kivets 3 роки тому
technoblade saying "wheres the food" while in africa is one of the mist unintentionally funny jokes ive ever heard
@meapyboy12345
@meapyboy12345 2 роки тому
yeah
@sq1tl
@sq1tl Рік тому
yeah
@OrangeSlices185
@OrangeSlices185 9 місяців тому
yeah
@Drago0900
@Drago0900 5 місяців тому
⁠@@random-thing1 Wait, so you got youtube but no water?
@imunoriginal382
@imunoriginal382 4 роки тому
Techo: "dibs" Everyone: "oh boi"
@aoa1032
@aoa1032 4 роки тому
Hey remember when techno said dibs on ireland
@daviddavid-mi5qw
@daviddavid-mi5qw 4 роки тому
Karol Joseph Gabriel remember when he said dibs on the planet then 1 week later he did it
@wii_drongur
@wii_drongur 11 місяців тому
Hearing steve say "ough" brings me nostalgia
@king4konge
@king4konge Рік тому
rip techno, just rewatching like every single vid I'm memory of his great spirit
@crabby4911
@crabby4911 4 роки тому
Techno: **gets diamonds** Tommy: *i serve the communist*
@reallygreatguy257
@reallygreatguy257 3 роки тому
so funny wow
@tinybalineys1340
@tinybalineys1340 3 роки тому
@@reallygreatguy257 agree
@totmgsrockxd9900
@totmgsrockxd9900 3 роки тому
Tommy going commie I see
@reallygreatguy257
@reallygreatguy257 3 роки тому
TOTMGsRock xD yes, and
@totmgsrockxd9900
@totmgsrockxd9900 3 роки тому
Leftcom Gang Lol just pointing it out
@ginghuraalthenonrank8279
@ginghuraalthenonrank8279 4 роки тому
When you try to steal Africa’s resources but Europe was 2 steps ahead
@mastersonogashira1796
@mastersonogashira1796 4 роки тому
King Leopold II: *did someone say Africa?*
@shiloh1606
@shiloh1606 Рік тому
Fly high techno 🕊 We love you
@MrSpook-kp8we
@MrSpook-kp8we Рік тому
Rest in peace legend...
@mhfortner
@mhfortner 4 роки тому
"I was gonna give you steak!" "well I got the steak now..."
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому
Murder, the best way to receive a package
@aidanlee7581
@aidanlee7581 3 роки тому
Banana I too murder my pizza delivery man
@ToyosatomimiNoThug
@ToyosatomimiNoThug 4 роки тому
Everyone in Africa ever: “Where’s the food at?!”
@ibnhe9024
@ibnhe9024 4 роки тому
OK, haha. Completely terrible joke, You Dirty WASTE OF SPACE. Edit: First of all I didn't really mean this kid was a waste of space, that a job ke and n itself
@zlabobabil
@zlabobabil 4 роки тому
Everyone in Africa who sees technoblade: IT IS FOOD!
@brad1552
@brad1552 4 роки тому
Ibn He if you’re that sensitive get off the internet
@irongolem1476
@irongolem1476 4 роки тому
@@ibnhe9024 no u
@meoviona
@meoviona 4 роки тому
brayzenn // It’s a terrible dark humor. Isn’t even relevant with the video. It’s just to appear edgy.
@BenPhoenix
@BenPhoenix Рік тому
R.I.P OUR MEMORY OF YOU SHALL ALWAYS BE ALIVE
@volxeonghost2166
@volxeonghost2166 Рік тому
my man, rest in peace, rip.
@cresaint8627
@cresaint8627 4 роки тому
techno: i’m gonna claim the whole world people who watched his recent stream: wait a minute
@Tyler-vf2ge
@Tyler-vf2ge 4 роки тому
What does he stream on?
@JM-mx4fw
@JM-mx4fw 4 роки тому
David Rid his streams are all on a playlist of his called “past live streams”
@Tyler-vf2ge
@Tyler-vf2ge 4 роки тому
@@JM-mx4fw ty
@josephwheeler9830
@josephwheeler9830 4 роки тому
i missed the last one what happened? the admins say he cant or something?
@corruptplex9179
@corruptplex9179 4 роки тому
schlatt would be proud
@nelepapies5601
@nelepapies5601 3 роки тому
"the nether doesn't exist cuz that doesn't make sence" ... But Pigman in a cave do?
@Sprintyiguess
@Sprintyiguess 3 роки тому
Shhhh
@dgplayzit4438
@dgplayzit4438 3 роки тому
Neanderthals dude They Neanderthals
@konekomeh8648
@konekomeh8648 3 роки тому
cavemen
@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove
@Hamburgerhelperisagiantglove 3 роки тому
yeet
@abhatripathitripathi6156
@abhatripathitripathi6156 3 роки тому
@@dgplayzit4438 in Africa?
@Leboi600
@Leboi600 Рік тому
conquered the world and became a great wise king of men.
@thedeathskittells6056
@thedeathskittells6056 Рік тому
Even when techno is dead, I'll continue watching his old videos
@GeneralChrisGaming
@GeneralChrisGaming 4 роки тому
"We out here with in armor and this man's already gone to world war 2 levels of technology"
@keithanpepper1291
@keithanpepper1291 4 роки тому
“What is Smp Earth?” Risk the board game but it’s relevant
@Just_A_Husk
@Just_A_Husk 4 роки тому
God i love that game. Once i refused to take the last part of Africa and Australia just so i wouldn't have completed the task of getting 3 continents. Continued to take over the world.
@nikorico232
@nikorico232 4 роки тому
Eat me
@ifonlyyouknew
@ifonlyyouknew Рік тому
Thank you Techno. For everything you have done. It is so sad that so many of us will never get you meet you, but you were still able to change our lives and we could never thank you enough for that.
@MG-oq4eg
@MG-oq4eg Рік тому
Who else is just watching every technoblade vid because you miss him
@TrafficPartyHatTest
@TrafficPartyHatTest 3 роки тому
SMP Earth? More like SIMP EARTH! Note: do not simp on the planet earth, it will not acknowledge your 1000+ donations
@totmgsrockxd9900
@totmgsrockxd9900 3 роки тому
S I M P
@wormsontoast
@wormsontoast 3 роки тому
Notice me Earth-Senpai!
@thepraetor7434
@thepraetor7434 2 роки тому
I think if you plant 100 million trees, you might get noticed. I dunno but its worth a try.
@TrafficPartyHatTest
@TrafficPartyHatTest 2 роки тому
@@thepraetor7434 hmm, maybe
@mallikaset6474
@mallikaset6474 2 роки тому
@@wormsontoast senpai means brother
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