"Wearing a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers" is a long-winded way of telling the world that your breath smells like ass

I love the fact the guy made no excuses for himself, just said "erm yeah it's not one of my better moves". Like, while I am confused about why he glued his head to the road, I gotta give him credit that he is honest in that he really felt he didn't think it through

“Uhm, it’s not one of my better moves” is such an honest British answer lmao.

hiding perishable food under cereal as an act of defiance is more than just mockable. It is malevolent, especially in an era of food deserts and literal starvation.

0:14 "but then because it's *not* the states it's New Zealand they politely put them back up again" Okay ouch... Fair and credit where credit is due that was a sick as fuck burn on us... I personally laughed way harder than I should have and love it a ton

"Who gets angry at a bike?" Clearly never repeatedly fell off it and blamed the bike instead of your own balance 😂

British humour is the best ever. Irish Canadian here and I have been laughing for my entire 63 years. Never ending classic comedy!

"Wearing a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers"!??? How bad is your breath?! Now you know why your family and friends have disappeared! :D

To be fair, "Orgy of violence," is not an uncommon turn of phrase.

"Wearing a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers" I was wondering why all the doctors and dentists have been wearing them for more than a century

I saw this days ago why is it being released again 3 minutes ago? Still funny😁

Russell Howard is (1) my stress reliever and (2) more prone to asthma attack over laughing. Thank you for always making me smile😄

It's like a dog barking over a fence, and than it stops once gate's open. 🤣

Don't sell the Dutch short when it comes to violent protest. Search for: "In 1672, an angry mob of Dutchmen butchered and ate their prime minister".

@5:00 "Who gets angry at a bike?" *Laughs in London* 😂

I just love your silly sense of humour, and the light and joy you bring to people's lives Mr Howard...so very funny indeed 😄

To be fair, an "orgy of violence" is a set expression in German (Gewaltorgie) for such incidents, and I presume in Dutch, as well.

You've done it again, Russell! Hysterically funny 😂 Thank you for the laughs which are SO needed!

I think he's being a bit optimistic with his helicopter mime...

Right wingers: "they're coming for christmas" Tesco advert with 'don't stop me now playing': *shows Santa with vaccine passport to make it clear that Christmas isn't cancelled* Right wingers not understanding anything: "fascist wankers!"

2:39 I mean....those are two VERY compelling arguments she makes.

Wow. I know the Austrians with the toilet brushes are kind of played for laughs, but I'll be honest; that's a pretty genius way to protest without getting arrested. I'd demand a full HAZMAT suit if I was a cop tasked with breaking that up, and I'd probably still need to take an hour-long shower after. "NO, YOU go out there and get the rest of them! God, I can still feel all the bristles..."

Thank you Mr Howard. We need humour now more than ever. Strange days indeed. Good luck everyone, hope we make it.❤️🇦🇺

In protestors defence, when they do something effective the media complains, when it is ineffective Russell Howard makes fun of them.

NZ, you gotta love the Kiwi’s LOL 😂

4:30 "orgy of violence" is actually an existing expression, but not in English. Next time they might wanna use a professional translator instead of Google to quote a public statement.

So happy to see some happiness in a torrid world. Oh wait so dumb. Thanks Russell. Please stay safe.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿😁😷👍.

Seeing Russell tonight. Can’t wait to see him live…👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

3:45 "Yeah, it's not one of my better moves". Also, who's missing their asthma inhaler - is it him?

Thank you for this one. Though I don’t miss having to live in Germany, I do miss my SKY Satellite and those commercials. Thanks again Russell. 🤗

Thanks russell so much , your a major reason I keep holding on.

Sorry, Russell, but saying "an orgy" of something is perfectly legit. Defined as "an instance of excessive indulgence in a specified activity", e.g "an orgy of buying" doesn't refer to people shagging their groceries.

But because it's New Zealand & not the US..... 😅 Priceless

Who's got the time to go the supermarket, fill a trolly full of food, and walk out without buying anything LOL.

This was definitely uploaded because of the Everton v Newcastle incident. Russell never ceases to be funny though😂

Russell is simply the BEST. LMAO

Can't wait to see your show next week in Ottawa. Been a fan for years!!!

Absolutely brilliant mate

@Russell Howard, Hi Russell from Grimsby, Ontario Canada. I really enjoy watching your videos. I have severe chronic lower back and neck pain. Most nights I can't sleep because of my chronic pain. I binge watch your videos when I can't sleep. Watching your videos helps me forget about my chronic pain. Thank you for making your videos.

Hehe, No matter what the subject you always make me laugh so hard, I'd love to be around you for the day 🤣🤣🤣❤

the tesco fiasco story reminded me of the young ones for some reason lol

Oh your so funny, I love ❤ your shows..thank you x

Sometimes I'm amazed on some people lack of self criticism....that metro video, those guys watched it, and was like how? "Mates, that's fucking brilliant, the whole country is going to sing this tommorow!"

To be fair she was there to get people talking about the climate crisis and you're doing just that so I think she got it right

My cats and dog wouldn’t care about labels being switched they're greedy bastards and will eat anything.

I feel like Mister gluing my head to the road wasn't one of my better moves has some James May vibes

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

2:37 She's done her bit for plastic recycling

Tescos are fascists so I'm going to change that by ruining some poor person's day by leaving a whole trolley of shopping. That way some poor minimum wage worker can put it all back whilst I spend my day picking up shopping for no reason and hiding everything perishable because I'm an idiot... Well done, a massive company definitely cares about paying a fiver to put back the shopping you left because you have nothing better to do cos you don't need to actually work 👌 it's not like anyone canjust lift the ceral and see the trolley is full of perishable things because we all know Tesco only employs people with no hands 🤦‍♂️

Shopping trolley at 9 mins doesn't seem to contain any 'perishable food' 🤣

Man I been binging his streams. I had no clue the UK had a John Stewart.

The "music video". I like the guy in the background didn't look up when they started chanting.

Now New Zealand is a civilised country!!

Hi Russell. I'm writing this on the 23rd March 2022. I just wanted to say have a great birthday! You're my favourite comedian ever.

Lawrence Fox is an absolute butter, the previous mayor of my hometown gifted a teddy bear to the town. The bear (named Mayor Bear) came with a letter explaining that they’re a non binary teddy bear. Lawrence Fox then lost his crap over it

Toilet brushes AAAAAAAAAAND foil hats (*to keep out the aliens) !!! 🤣😂👽👾

There IS good logic in wearing trousers AND UNDERPANTS to contain farts. We may still smell farts, but every so often, there is a small amount of waste expelled into underpants. If we weren't wearing underpants and/or trousers, those larger elements would be expelled into air, to fall onto ground, on seats, etc. That is the reason we developed underwear. It keeps our trousers, dresses cleaner, so that many people are happy to wear trousers, etc, multiple timesbefore washing. Anyone with a dodgy belly is even more likely to slightly soil their clothing, and without underpants/ trousers - and there are many who 'go commando,' so if we didn't wear trousers when we farted, there would be a hell of a lot more faecal matter on seats, etc. So the stupid chant is in fact, truly stupid.

That's the circle/district line.... Russell! Mate!

Really hope that the "Showing Your Hooters To Stop The Polluters" movement takes off!

New Zealand seems so good compared to the UK tbh

Quarantined with COVID and Russell cheers me up so much ♥️🤒

And we Americas are the dumb ones eh? I mean... we _are._ But we're in good company evidently.

Thx for the comedy m8

Only the Dutch can describe it as an “orgy of terror”

We need another one. So many people have gone on strikes and protests it would be hilarious to see

You've got to feel sorry for the people on the back of that train

Titwank of Terror is gonna be my new metal band name.

For all of you who are old enough, Was that a pretty good impersonation of Rick from The Young Ones at the end.

I was right! Canadians left Canada - it looks like USofA up here. Hey NZ, send back my Canucks!

David Attenborough nominated for a Nobel peace prize lmao we need to talk about this russ

If i was walking along that station platform i would get the next train and gladly be late

Well the TU thing will certainly get attention to the climate change issue! Maybe that should happen everywhere? Either way, you never disappoint sir! Total Hoot!!!

Do you regret the “gluing”? Lmfao in Vancouver.

Wait the fart in your trousers old guy is Jeremy Corbyn's brother lol.

The protester at the Everton game needs to be on here

2:38 amazing 😆

Hi Russell

I don't mind protesting people as such, but seriously, make sure you protest about something that actually means something and at least make sure you claim correctly, with evidence

The pettyness of that Tesco boycott was just halarious 😂

That guy who glued his head is why we have natural selection

"So far"

I told my dog that "Cat Food" was called that because it was made of Cats. He enjoyed them very much. I had to tell him that "Dog Food" was made out of Cows, Sheeps, Piggies and some Cats, so he was alright with that.

What day of the week do you upload new content

It's cute incorporating Denmark as having "protests", we don't really do that

he got new teeth he really needed to get his eye sorted🤣🤣

Love your stuff rus, but you do more repeats than dave with these clips

I was so sure that young protester against oil at the Everton game was going to be in this video…

That's why I always wear rubber trousers.

Must be behind on their bleach doses

you mention the toilet brush but not the foil on their head

Protest courteously

The mask song is horrendous !

I pity the cashiers that have to put all those trolleys and stock away. I had to do it once when power went out and all customers were asked to leave the store. , PAIN IN THE ASS.

Russell: 3 things Me: only 3?

I swear this is the 5th time I’ve seen this episode reposted? 🤦🏼‍♂️ long

That woman who left the shopping trolley of food.....How would she like it if I went to Waitrose and left all the kale chips in a trolley rotting underneath a pile of Daily Mail newspapers?!....."PUT THE FROSTIES BACK BITCH!!...LEAVE TONY THE TIGER ALONE!!...DON'T YOU KNOW TIGERS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!"

The thing that annoys me most about Karen at the end there is that she's one of those people who call it "Tesco's" rather than "Tesco".

A jester in the king's court.

How very British.. lol..

Wearing a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers though lol