Sorry Mike Johnson
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19 днів томуOooooooo, you’re screwed for real.
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@MikP86 17 днів тому
Get GREEN OUT. SHE IS DANGEROUS.
@pibyte 17 днів тому
She is a dangerous right wing extremist. But the sad thing is: she is representative of a significant portion of the US population. And that is scary.
@smalltime0 17 днів тому
She's a republican in Georgia. Last election she got 65% of the vote. She'd have to face a primary challenge
@walstib57 17 днів тому
They got rid of George Santos, they can get rid of MTC.
@NotBizarro 17 днів тому
@@walstib57they got him out for committing a bunch of crimes. She hasn’t technically done anything illegal. She’s just a major dumbass
@duroxkilo 17 днів тому
@@walstib57 i believe they need her 'expertise'. and before we start cracking jokes about her smarts, she's been one of their most dirtier mouths for a while now... that's her role, not to make laws
@chapelknight951 17 днів тому
There's what? 330 million Americans, and he's got to worry about just 1 of them? That's some hardcore commitment to the minority rule bit 👏 👏
@rickystrychnine 16 днів тому
It's not just America. It's all of the life on Earth. According to Genesis he created the entire universe, 93 billion light years in diameter. That's gotta be a huge load. Mike Johnson claims to base his entire world view on that same Bible. That might be the most arrogant lie I've ever heard.
@djp1234 17 днів тому
It's crazy how obsessed they are with helping Putin. And how we don't enforce laws against treason.
@Viviorkogaming 17 днів тому
Moscow mTG.
@user-kb3ry9eq1j 17 днів тому
Whatever happened to the Good Ol' Party? It has become the Fool Losers' Obituary Party.
@flackstar007 16 днів тому
It's basically an open season in America for treason and the GOP are cashing in.
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 16 днів тому
@@user-kb3ry9eq1j Putin's simp took it over
@brucefreadrich1188 16 днів тому
Putin is better at chess / the political game than everyone in the Republican party combined. They are getting played by the player.
@joegrossinger3381 17 днів тому
I hope he gets fired. I love to see the MAGA party with no real leadership. Idiots!
@frinoffrobis 17 днів тому
they haven't had real leadership in what 8+ years
@mariaangelova8275 17 днів тому
They're total and utter idiots, absolutely!
@babyteano1977 17 днів тому
Moscow Marge exact goal, to stop the House of Congress from functioning
@Viviorkogaming 17 днів тому
He isn’t MAGA if he goes against Trump
@walstib57 17 днів тому
Idiots? You're too kind. Yes, the GQP is a total train wreck, but the last thing we need right now is a House with no Speaker. That would be playing right into Putin's game plan. The last CR expires in October, then the election is in November, then the new House gets in the first week of January. The Democrats should tell him we'll save your ass, IF... I'd put that IF in bold, size 36 font if I could. ... IF you help us out with a few things here. I hope the Democrats get a supermajority in both chambers of Congress and Joe beats pumpkinhead with 100M votes to trump's 60M votes. trump** gets convicted in this trial, goes down hard three more times and then goes to prison for a year before dying so we don't have to pay for his security detail anymore. Bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana.
@MistressOnyaCox 16 днів тому
Mike Johnson= Handmaid's Tale is REAL 😅😅😅
@speicaldark 17 днів тому
Too short! Release a longer version please!
@jaohonaxa 17 днів тому
Now you'd think that Mike Johnson getting ousted would be good for Kevin McCarthy's legacy, but then you realize that being the shortest serving speaker was the only thing he had left that people would remember him for.
@vincebrannon3353 16 днів тому
Its not "aid". Its part of the agreement made in 1994 (Budapest memorandum) where Ukraine gave up its nukes in return for security guarantees from US and EU states as well as Russia ironically..
@marial870 15 днів тому
Exactly. But wanting Americans to know history outside of their own country is too much apparently.
@pattyayers 13 днів тому
@@marial870 Seems like having some decency and civility is too much for YOU
@stephenbuckley9940 13 днів тому
@marial870 Outside our country? Republicans don't want anyone to know our own country's history if it were up to them. Republican attacks on education that started under Reagan, have been more focused on rewriting history and how it is taught this century. Reading,writing, and math really can't be changed, but what and how history is taught can be. How do Republicans think screwing with education is good for the country. Unless they think a less educated voter will be a republican voter. Maybe. But I bet more people with functioning brains defy republican attempts to make them stupid because they don't want to be stupid. And they won't forget which party preferred them stupid. The greatest irony about this is that some highly educated Republicans in the past set the party on this path towards less educated citizens.
@marial870 12 днів тому
@@pattyayers 😂
@justsaying14 17 днів тому
🎶 I'm sorry Mike Johnson (uh), I am for real 🎶🎶🎶
@ChadGardenSinLA 16 днів тому
I love the writers and all the talent behind this show!
@RoadrunnersOfCA 16 днів тому
Truth
@melanies.6030 16 днів тому
..."by the scrote".....😂😂😂😂
@dabullzfan25 17 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Exactly what I was expecting by that title.
@lukeamato423 17 днів тому
LoL
@zrl0523 17 днів тому
the facial similarity of Mike Johnson and Stephen Colbert...... sorry stephen, i cant hold my laugh, hahahahah!
@raipa111 17 днів тому
They have to use this in some way. It's a waste if they don't.
@josephporter81881 17 днів тому
He already did on the first episode after Mike Johnson was elected speaker.
@thesilentangel8299 17 днів тому
This was addressed in one of his monologues. 😂😂
@CannotBBlank 16 днів тому
They must use the same brand of stage makeup. 😂
@Hornswroggle 17 днів тому
"Treachery is the way of the Sith" --- STAR WARS Ep. 3
@rickystrychnine 17 днів тому
Hey Mike. I thought Jesus was supposed to have your back.
@DissectGibberish 17 днів тому
It's not Jesus, it was never Jesus.
@oskarskalski2982 17 днів тому
Orange Jesus has only his back. He uses other's backs as rugs.
@dee_dee_place 17 днів тому
Anyone who monitors Porn Aps with their kid isn't a true Jesus follower.
@MatSpeedle 17 днів тому
An American who puts party before country is no American at all...
@SpeckleKen 15 днів тому
An American who puts party before country is "a Republican."
@ChandlerSomborac 17 днів тому
Johnson is worse than McCarthy, and I didn't think that that was possible!
@freya8133 17 днів тому
And we may get someone even worse than Johnson if he goes!
@DissectGibberish 17 днів тому
@@freya8133 "The devil you know, or the devil you don't know--which one will it be?" Having seen what Johnson plans, and what it takes to knock him back, I'm not too worried about him... however, every MAGA lunatic in Congress will run him over like a soggy dishrag. He's got no backbone.
@nicholasmaude6906 17 днів тому
I don't think MAGA Mike is going to be speaker of the House for much longer, let's hope that he's replaced by Hakeem Jeffreys.
@CannotBBlank 16 днів тому
That's not likely.
@janea4777 17 днів тому
hahahahaha. I love your writers.
@fotonomad69 17 днів тому
Hilarious & on point!
@cruisemastercharlie2092 17 днів тому
MTG wants to block U.S. aid to Ukraine? Hmmm, maybe she is secretly working for Putin. Or, not so secret....seems kinda obvious...but why would she do that? Weird. But she's been nothing but weird all along.
@DissectGibberish 17 днів тому
Everyone knows (she's never tried to hide it) that MTG is infatuated with Trump. She would do ANYTHING for him. So blocking aid to Ukraine is a simple thing for this Nazi sympathizing White Supremacist, she wouldn't even lose any sleep over it!
@o.b.7217 17 днів тому
They call her Moscow Marge for a reason.
@brianjones6500 17 днів тому
This song made my face hurt. I'll need some serious wally world plastic surgery; to get this smile off my face.
@Jadeskorpion 17 днів тому
It's after 1050, where's my monologue Stephen? I've got an appointment in the morning. We don't have all night.
@idkidk8278 17 днів тому
Right!! Where is it lol!!?
@boerieza 17 днів тому
Oh FFS now that song's going to be in my head for the next couple of days :D
@clivesmith9377 17 днів тому
Whoever mixes with the chicken food, gets eaten by the chickens 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@quesadilla79 17 днів тому
Speaker Hakeem 🎉
@frinoffrobis 17 днів тому
perfect.. loved the cats 😻
@stevengeorges9046 17 днів тому
Mike Johnson, MTG is NOT your friend. Grow a pair!
@jschlock448 17 днів тому
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!
@remnl 16 днів тому
don't see the problem they have most US contributions go to military aid, including weapons and equipment made by American defense contractors who employ communities across the country. When the United States spends money to purchase military equipment as part of an international aid package, the materiel may go overseas, but the money and jobs stay in America.
@browngoldthread1239 16 днів тому
He had a visit from Ronald Reagan's Ghost!😂 Scared him. 🎉
@hans_pixel-me5mx 17 днів тому
EMMY incoming!
@UsernamesSuckHere 17 днів тому
This is gold
@jcdelrio100 17 днів тому
This hit haaaaard
@delta5297 17 днів тому
Maybe the real reason is that they look at Mike Johnson's face and keep seeing Stephen Colbert.
@jeanetteschock4744 17 днів тому
Ahhhhh bless his heart
@1234Frank 17 днів тому
Do it Moscow Marjorie oust Mike Johnson.
@Mcouey2 16 днів тому
Very well done cover, and with the music video. 😂😂
@franklingonzal 11 днів тому
Hello Mcouey, how are you?
@phredshunkie3487 17 днів тому
Kitties! 😁
@polycera8570 17 днів тому
Oh, Long Johnson. Not that long it turns out.
@jigglykirby 16 днів тому
Oh Don(ald) Piaaaaaano...
@hunterrgntr 16 днів тому
The GOP is imploding as we speak,yet millions will continue to vote for their candidates. WHY???
@CannotBBlank 16 днів тому
I think there's something in the water in red states. Microplastics, probably.
@dceplay 15 днів тому
Ignorance, pure ignorance.
@hunterrgntr 14 днів тому
@@dceplay 🎯🎯🎯🤣
@djpomare 16 днів тому
Remember the days of Ali and Elvis when the rest of the world didn't think of America without laughing?
@randyhowey7414 16 днів тому
I Sure Do !
@joanieprofitt3893 16 днів тому
Please make a longer version... this song is great 😂
@jollyjoker888 12 днів тому
What Song ?! This is typical Rap Garbage
@joanieprofitt3893 12 днів тому
@@jollyjoker888 rude.
@JohnSmith-vs9rs 17 днів тому
It's a nut case circus thanks to the showboating extremest that want to make noise instead of actual congress work
@nacarreira777 15 днів тому
"Sorry, Mike Johnson" was awesome.
@user-ct4ss3ws6r 17 днів тому
Love the music ❤
@bernardzsikla5640 16 днів тому
I would prefer a Mike Johnson that needs to really negotiate with Democrats for keeping his speakership position
@andreamatheson5760 17 днів тому
Stephenis the perfect person to do a Mike Johnson impression, they look so similar. Would love to see him take a crack at it😂
@melanies.6030 16 днів тому
Their looks are similar...the problem is Johnson doesn't have any weird vocal sounds, ticks, quirks, etc. that lend themselves to parody. I hate to say it, but as crazy as he is, he actually looks and sounds blandly unremarkable. He's just not good material for physical comedy.😕
@sohamnalgundwar8460 17 днів тому
0:47 oooooo 🤣
@virginiatyree6705 17 днів тому
Stephen! Pay your dang writers MORE mony....This post is too dang FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣...
@franklingonzal 11 днів тому
😀😀😀 How I wish he could find hear you😀😀😂
@franklingonzal 10 днів тому
Hello Virginia, how are you? Hope you had a restful night?
@virginiatyree6705 10 днів тому
@@franklingonzal , Thank you for your concern. v
@franklingonzal 10 днів тому
@@virginiatyree6705 How are you and how's your day going over there?
@itspersonal3351 15 днів тому
🎶 I’m sorry Mike Johnson, to Trump you kneel🎶🤣
@tuckerbowen4626 17 днів тому
y'know, as much as i utterly DESPISE Greene... i don't feel the least bit sorry for him
@Justusson 17 днів тому
The. Best.
@velvaalvarez9099 16 днів тому
Green is certifible
@GildaLee27 17 днів тому
Mike Johnson, Scrote.... Checks out.👍
@turnerwright 17 днів тому
My cat concurs
@dceplay 15 днів тому
🐱
@Confucius_Spirit 17 днів тому
I’m for real 😂😂!!
@Jarod-vg9wq 17 днів тому
The monster mike is part of is coming to get him 😂
@daniellecrevier970 17 днів тому
He should be the one saying " 'Sorry' !!!!
@michaelcase8574 17 днів тому
He'll be just a footnote in history.
@davesky538 17 днів тому
Excellent!
@ivanchavez1313 13 днів тому
I’m sorry Ms Jackson. Oh wait, ha ha ha 😆 Mike Johnson
@BillyBobJoeSnr 16 днів тому
Simple solution; let MTG oust Johnson and then elect her to be the new speaker. Immediately oust her from the role and re-elect Johnson.
@brushfuse 16 днів тому
Brilliant!
@alycenolan3926 13 днів тому
This is a free country...that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard.
@DissectGibberish 17 днів тому
Listen to the animals, they know what's going on.
@NorthWoodsGirl70 12 днів тому
They do know they are supposed to work together to solve issues right?!?! Screw MTG!!
@faustrocket565 17 днів тому
While they're firing him, why don't they also fire themselves by resigning?
@inulomar1776 15 днів тому
That will be be stuck in my head till Dark Brandon wins in November 🎉
@DefileOdds 17 днів тому
That was a really good andrea3000 impersonator, sounded just like him. Was that a real person or AI?
@marmac7619 15 днів тому
I LOVE John Lithgow!
@mariaangelova8275 17 днів тому
Hahahaa perfect!!! Lol 🤣😆😅
@jonlava173 17 днів тому
I don’t want to kick someone when he’s down, but I always thought Mike Johnson resembled George McFly.
@stephenbuckley9940 13 днів тому
But doesn't have his charming personality.
@stanleygohome4869 16 днів тому
BRILLIANT!
@dunce_cap 17 днів тому
*Mike Johnson looks directly into camera* foreva? Foreva eva? ForEVA EVA?
@lisa4prez2030 16 днів тому
Haven't thought about that song in forever
@mylittlepitbull3143 17 днів тому
It was only a matter of time. A short period of time.
@bcb7443 16 днів тому
MTG: Queen of the Karens!
@wharris123184 17 днів тому
At least he has a late night show to fall back on.
@pepsiwepsi1952 17 днів тому
Happy Wacky Wednesday! 😊
@BassRck50 17 днів тому
trumpy~putz!
@lindaweber5599 16 днів тому
Brilliant.
@johnforde7735 17 днів тому
I don't think MTG and the Twitter faction have the guts to oust Mike Johnson. He has outmanoeuvred them.
@Owenalpe 17 днів тому
By the scrote lol
@sunkistlbc 17 днів тому
Loved it
@teelo12000 17 днів тому
Isn't "Mike Johnson" one of the clones in Futurama that was running for President of Earth but lost to Nixon?
@tinas_hotdog_sophie 17 днів тому
Where is the rest of the videos???? I need my morning update!
@eugenevalentine5014 16 днів тому
...isn't Congressman Massie the legislator who advocated for allowing close relatives to marry?
@jollyjoker888 12 днів тому
And what you get are throwbacks like mtg recessive as hell !!
@edge918 17 днів тому
margarine traitor is not one of us thank God
@freya8133 17 днів тому
Except that we just may get someone even worse!
@rikkiechambers4959 17 днів тому
I want the job where I get to make these fun videos too lol these guys rock !
@melanies.6030 16 днів тому
I know, right? But I don't do well with deadlines..😬
@henrydawkins1335 17 днів тому
0:27 Stormy Daniels had to pay Donald Gump to stay away from her 😂
@SheyD78 11 днів тому
They voted like a flock of headless chickens last time they had to choose a speaker. Why would they want to go through all that again?
@chrismiko8652 15 днів тому
Stand up for the country before it’s too late
@MichaelSplatkins 17 днів тому
Completely based. This is an amazing parody!
@kcguy8864 17 днів тому
Ayyyyyye 🔥
@GaudyMarko 16 днів тому
At this point I'm more pissed at Marjorie and Gaetz than Johnson.
@NewMessage 17 днів тому
Guess he wouldn't cover for Gaetz either.
@user-wv7kt4wk7q 17 днів тому
Bravo Guys!¡! 😅✌️
@mightyone3737 16 днів тому
Just incredible, more parodies using songs I actually know and like!
@DMagurkus 16 днів тому
What's the original song?
@DMagurkus 16 днів тому
nvm I got it
@user-eq2dx2jp6v 17 днів тому
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ dear Stevie and all ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
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