Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

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Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”
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@TheBabylonBee
@TheBabylonBee Рік тому
What other wordz does the left have troble speling?
@jacobzucula4639
@jacobzucula4639 Рік тому
"troble" ❤😅😂
@irkjustice5600
@irkjustice5600 Рік тому
LOL I see what you did there!
@peijichan2589
@peijichan2589 Рік тому
"Amen" 😏
@officerderekchauvin3306
@officerderekchauvin3306 Рік тому
Lahteenx
@LTworkshop
@LTworkshop Рік тому
@@peijichan2589 this one easy: A-W-O-....
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n Рік тому
The scariest thing is that this isn't even a joke anymore. This is tame compared to what a lot of people on Twitter do.
@princealmighty5391
@princealmighty5391 Рік тому
And real life
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n Рік тому
@@princealmighty5391 yup :(
@NazriB
@NazriB Рік тому
Lies again? Sunday Bell + Spotify Barcelona + Spank Bang + Sell Backside + Small Boy
@davida1679
@davida1679 Рік тому
So WHY? would anyone have anything to do with twitter?
@addict4165
@addict4165 Рік тому
Woman=Wife Of Man I read it somewhere
@cptsuperstraight6924
@cptsuperstraight6924 Рік тому
If you don't know what a woman is because you're not a biologist, then you're admitting a woman is biological.
@sonicthehedgehog1606
@sonicthehedgehog1606 Рік тому
Yeah. It's like saying that you don't know the weather outside because you're not a meteorologist
@stefc1289
@stefc1289 Рік тому
Ooooo. Excellent point.
@davekendall1338
@davekendall1338 Рік тому
Check and mate.
@buddyguy4723
@buddyguy4723 Рік тому
Checkmate
@staceygram5555
@staceygram5555 Рік тому
@@JasonSmith-fe2fx You could have just ended your sentence before the word 'woman'.
@durchhalter
@durchhalter 8 місяців тому
Fun Fact: The origin of the word "woman" is actually to be found in Germany. Back in the olden days the word "man" was referring to humans in general ("Mensch" in German) and was completely genderless. To differentiate between a female and a male human, two words would be used in front of "man", "wer" for males and "wif" for females. The "wer" we can still see in words like "werewolf", meaning "male human wolf" (a female werewolf doesn't really exist, it would have to be called "wifwolf"). The "wif man" (female human) turned into the modern word "woman". Also, the modern word "wife" comes from the old German word "wif" for female human, too.
@anonymous52638
@anonymous52638 7 місяців тому
Thanks for the knowledge man.
@durchhalter
@durchhalter 7 місяців тому
You‘re welcome!😉@@anonymous52638
@GrexFilms
@GrexFilms 7 місяців тому
Feminist reading your comment: Uhm... I think this is mansplaining
@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228
@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228 6 місяців тому
so Wifi is a female word?
@sufjo1982
@sufjo1982 6 місяців тому
@@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228you gotta use werfi if your a man you biggot
@andysvlock5992
@andysvlock5992 8 місяців тому
The scariest part is there are ppl like those judges on school boards
@darkknight1604
@darkknight1604 8 місяців тому
And I eliminated in job interview because of this. Those brаinless liberals is destroying the world.
@0kr4m
@0kr4m Місяць тому
no there arent
@SleekHeroo
@SleekHeroo Місяць тому
@@0kr4m yes there are. If you're saying there aren't then you're either from a normal part ofAmerica or not from America at all. School boards in America are fucking disgusting
@0kr4m
@0kr4m Місяць тому
@@SleekHeroo No there arent and we dont need to define woman
@justmynameandnothing.8477
@justmynameandnothing.8477 Місяць тому
@@0kr4msorry but you would need proofs to back up your claim
@ryanlucas3907
@ryanlucas3907 Рік тому
Feels bad when this isn't even parody anymore.
@PhonkAttack4DX
@PhonkAttack4DX Рік тому
@@SpadeApeiron wtf? 😂
@Username-1289
@Username-1289 Рік тому
@@SpadeApeiron 4/10 bait
@cukman1643
@cukman1643 Рік тому
@@SpadeApeiron Its the 20% of retard leftists on twitter even most of them aren't that stupid.
@upendrawalke7082
@upendrawalke7082 Рік тому
Honestly I do not know why the judges are suffering so much. 2 X Chromosomes. Like that is literally it.
@anatolydyatlov963
@anatolydyatlov963 Рік тому
@@upendrawalke7082 Not exactly. Nowadays, there's a disconnect between gender, which is a purely psychological phenomenon, i.e. the thing you identify as, and biological sex. The word woman is supposed to describe the first one, and "female" the second one. Funnily enough, even when it comes to biology, about 1-2% of people can't be judged based on their chromosomes because of various conditions like mosaicism (they talked about it in the latest episode of SciShow). So to conclude, I'd say that if you have 2X chromosomes, you're most likely a female, not necessarily a woman.
@perunplague9794
@perunplague9794 Рік тому
“…Each person can define for themselves what a woman is” “So can you define it?” “…” That was so perfect
@88Expert
@88Expert Рік тому
A person who have 2 X chromosomes
@kromenfolie543
@kromenfolie543 Рік тому
Woke culture ...
@Howdoyoupurr
@Howdoyoupurr 11 місяців тому
Adult biological female
@johnanderson9765
@johnanderson9765 11 місяців тому
A person of the female gender
@patschatz7020
@patschatz7020 11 місяців тому
Sure was!!!!
@speakrighttogod
@speakrighttogod 2 місяці тому
As one pastor said, if someone asks "What is a woman? tell them, "Your momma!! That explains it all.
@Silveryback
@Silveryback Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@allysonchen2097
@allysonchen2097 Місяць тому
I've got one even better for you. Tell them it's what god created after man.
@j.al.3705
@j.al.3705 Місяць тому
Thats a perfect definition of woman. 😂
@Zodiase
@Zodiase Місяць тому
But what if the kid had two male parents?
@OctoberPassedMeBy
@OctoberPassedMeBy 25 днів тому
​@@ZodiaseFine then. Birthing person from whom you came out of. Happy now?
@hitchcockisthegoat
@hitchcockisthegoat 4 місяці тому
“Just spell the word so we can get a girl up here to win” dang near wrecked me. 😂😂😂😂
@2019inuyasha
@2019inuyasha 2 місяці тому
How can they know he is not a girl...oh the bigotry has come full 😆
@FreeStatesofKapuska
@FreeStatesofKapuska Місяць тому
Its sad cause thats not even the reality, now people would say "spell the word so we can get a octopusself up here to win"
@shadowgirl8038
@shadowgirl8038 Місяць тому
A Trans girl at that
@SwaggyFlan
@SwaggyFlan 2 дні тому
i agree miblin
@TheXyxy2
@TheXyxy2 Рік тому
This is not a satire, it's the reality.
@shpreenten
@shpreenten Рік тому
Maybe only in the US, not anywhere else in the world!
@StillAliveAndKicking_
@StillAliveAndKicking_ Рік тому
@@shpreenten In Britain too. The leader of the opposition party, Keir Starmer, could not define a woman. Someone needs to stand up to the trans bigots.
@SimpsonDG
@SimpsonDG Рік тому
That must be a big problem for Babylon Bee. Today's satire is tomorrow's real life. It must be hard to keep up.
@alex0315
@alex0315 Рік тому
@@shpreenten In ALL English speaking countries.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Рік тому
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@pursaveer9027
@pursaveer9027 Рік тому
I love the way the whole audience leans in when he says "Can you define it?" This is satirical gold!
@ankavoskuilen1725
@ankavoskuilen1725 Рік тому
Even the guy on the smartphone paid attention. 😂😂😂😂😂
@pursaveer9027
@pursaveer9027 Рік тому
@@ms.construed1305 If we wake up, won't we be woke then? ;)
@leiatyndall8648
@leiatyndall8648 Рік тому
Awake vs woke. Subtle difference, when written, but massive in scope.
@mamabear3887
@mamabear3887 Рік тому
🤣
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 Рік тому
I can imagine leftists on the View, CNN, MSNBC and even at Disney outlets watching this and saying this is HAYTE and PHOBIC... what the heck throw "RACIST" in there too.
@sarahmason8154
@sarahmason8154 4 місяці тому
"Wrong!! It's got an X in it now for some reason. OMG. Dying....
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick Місяць тому
Uhhh when does woman have an x in it...?
@soullessjoe3314
@soullessjoe3314 Місяць тому
Oh in their chromosomes😅 XX
@SharkIey
@SharkIey Місяць тому
Smart child outsmarted these 2 social media users
@adelek5974
@adelek5974 Рік тому
It's amazing how people can identify as something they can't even define.
@words007
@words007 Рік тому
Too much free time Ladies and gentlemen, too much free time for internet generation, thats all.
@furyberserk
@furyberserk Рік тому
We know God, unknown knowns, known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and even unknown unknowns, but women is beyond that. Ps, I typed womxn but it auto corrected.
@jumpieva
@jumpieva Рік тому
it's always about explaining that 'others' define it in many ways, but never seem to show what THEY actually use as this litmus test. the patients are running the asylum.
@rodman0088
@rodman0088 Рік тому
@@furyberserk Be careful to correct a woman, some have been known to come totally unglued with no justification whatsoever.
@justythrasher
@justythrasher Рік тому
No, it's amazing we don't call that mental illness anymore
@jmcc4566
@jmcc4566 Рік тому
I love that they wanted a girl to win it but gave him “woman” to spell but gave the girl “precocious”
@vitamin_protein001
@vitamin_protein001 Рік тому
"sexist"
@k9mc382
@k9mc382 Рік тому
They knew he would miss the "X" in Woman😂
@yesno4378
@yesno4378 Рік тому
@@k9mc382 You mean womxn , because this is the near future and people are complaining about man being part of woman
@pfp-underwater
@pfp-underwater Рік тому
Precocious is an easy wors
@pfp-underwater
@pfp-underwater Рік тому
Word
@zylanderr
@zylanderr 2 місяці тому
Plot Twist: he was trying to differentiate 'woman' from 'women'
@iSon25
@iSon25 Місяць тому
Micropachycephalosaurus 😂😂😂😂 they did him dirty lol
@joshuamurphy9902
@joshuamurphy9902 Рік тому
"His word was woman!" That last kid stole the show. 😂
@Deathisdark05
@Deathisdark05 Рік тому
That is such a mood though. When I was kid I recall that some of the words were easy and then they had some insanely hard ones. I swear they also pronounced the easy ones in ways nobody says them so that they were harder.
@IanD-ut4dy
@IanD-ut4dy Рік тому
That had me crying 🤣🤣
@narata1541
@narata1541 Рік тому
Correction, his word was "womanx!"
@oratank
@oratank Рік тому
@@narata1541 WRONG! it's got an X in it now for some reason w-o-m-X-n
@kesh4171
@kesh4171 Рік тому
@@oratank Thats because the word man shouldnt be in the word woman because sexism. Also words like manhole, manpower, manhours, and even Amen need to be changed because ..... sexism.
@ludeman
@ludeman Рік тому
This young man is a better actor then most movies I have seen lately
@greg77389
@greg77389 Рік тому
Modern actors: -mouthbreathing all the time for some reason -overly dramatic poses/body language -tone of voice doesn't fit what they're doing half the time
@SnakeySniper
@SnakeySniper Рік тому
Certainly better than Amber Heard
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Рік тому
Are you a youngologist-manologist?
@bobbyd9319
@bobbyd9319 Рік тому
@@SnakeySniper come on, that shit was the dogs.
@OGSF_Apoc
@OGSF_Apoc Рік тому
Maybe acting isn't the skill that Hollywood pretends that it is?
@nuderobot4998
@nuderobot4998 7 місяців тому
In real life, the ones who always accuse others of "hate" are actually the ones who are full of hate.
@smitajky
@smitajky 26 днів тому
Yes. Racist people accuse everyone else of being racist. Sexist people accuse everyone else of being sexist. A dishonest person accuses everyone else of being dishonest. A hateful person accuses everyone else of being hateful. At least, as a society, we are completely consistent and transparent. You immediately KNOW the problem every time a Karen opens his, her, their, it's, non specific pronoun's mouth. Have I got them all right?
@phatrix123
@phatrix123 7 днів тому
In real life, They have so much hate for people who are right.
@ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul
@ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul 2 місяці тому
0:24 that hair flip was everything💁
@endame90
@endame90 Рік тому
When the last kid said "...his word was woman" I laughed more than I should have.
@nicholasyost8400
@nicholasyost8400 Рік тому
It was a beautiful end to the overall sketch!
@josephexodusinthelife
@josephexodusinthelife Рік тому
I had a big ol' laugh throughout the whole thing!
@mytubechanneI
@mytubechanneI Рік тому
You laughed as hard as you should at something so insanely absurd that it's actually happening in real life......
@jackbuendgen389
@jackbuendgen389 Рік тому
That was pretty funny
@namapalsu2364
@namapalsu2364 Рік тому
But you gotta admit that the initial convo makes Kenny's part funnier than it should.
@pierreedo5841
@pierreedo5841 Рік тому
judge:"Spell woman." Kid: "Can I have a definition, please?" judge:"Listen here, you little shit"
@SC2Villares
@SC2Villares Рік тому
@@nathanhz6268 NOT NECESSERALLY YOU SHIT, IF THAT """""""FEMALE PERSON""""""" DOEN'T RECOGNIZE THEYSELF AS WOMEN, IT CAN AS ANYTHING IT WANTASDKAPSODKPASJDQOINWWND BIG TEXT BIG TEXT BIG TEXT
@rodneylane5455
@rodneylane5455 Рік тому
@@nathanhz6268 women is plural woman is singular
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Рік тому
@@nathanhz6268 Can you define a WOMAN? - human, created from the rib bone of a man. If the BIBLE is too hard to read, may i help: Genesis 2:21 “And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;” Genesis 2:22 “And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.” Genesis 2:23 “And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.” Lets divide the WORD OF TRUTH as bible teaches us to do: 2 Timothy 2:15 Both words: ADAM and WOMEN are nouns: Adam = mankind. Both, males and females carrie the name; ADAM. Woman = female humans. WOMEN, name given by male human. We could also state that WOMEN = origin from a MAN. Which also the BIBLE says: "she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”".
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Рік тому
@@nathanhz6268 And real church is human body itself, therefore, anyone who seeks for real CHURCH OF CHRIST, must take a look inside: 1 Corinthians 3:16 Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you? 1 Corinthians 3:17 If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are. 1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? "This is a school, not church"? - if school teaches nonsenses (trans lie, nasa lie and etc.) then it is no school.
@theharshtruthoutthere
@theharshtruthoutthere Рік тому
@@nathanhz6268 sharing truth is too much for school? Isn`t that the only reason for school(s)?
@sevex9
@sevex9 2 місяці тому
Omg the element of sabotaging boys is supremely apt. It's like hitting a bullseye only to have it ricochet and hit another bullseye.
@johnmaxwell1356
@johnmaxwell1356 Рік тому
I love how the two judges say "everyone knows what a woman is" but then can not define it. Brilliantly written and too close to what society now considers as normal.
@snu3877
@snu3877 Рік тому
They are afraid to. And THAT is actually more frightening than the idea that most people truly do not know. They do, but they are afraid......
@sharigod5228
@sharigod5228 Рік тому
@@snu3877 simply because they're cowards. Me, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, heck I'm even going to assume you can all say what a woman is. The only people who can't define a woman is uneducated people, people who only live in fantasy, and/or people who are braindead (yes this is a attack on anyone who can't define a woman). Woman - A female adult human. Female - The sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs. It's that simple if you don't fit those definition you're a male aka a boy/man.
@vel-a
@vel-a Рік тому
Western society *
@raphaelventura2997
@raphaelventura2997 Рік тому
What the guy said above, only the western society
@Ronny_Ron
@Ronny_Ron Рік тому
Too close? Nah, exact
@andyturpen
@andyturpen Рік тому
This would be hysterical were it not completely infuriating. Great job, Babylon Bee. Glad to see someone poised to be wittier and far more in touch than SNL.
@denniswood6791
@denniswood6791 Рік тому
The Bee is funnier than SNL.
@retroman--
@retroman-- Рік тому
@@denniswood6791 100%
@souperstar7050
@souperstar7050 Рік тому
SNL is too woke to do anything like this.
@EweCantSeeMe
@EweCantSeeMe Рік тому
Hell, SNL has started roasting Biden and they're STILL not funny because now they're just reciting facts.....
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 Рік тому
There is a war on masculinity and an effort to move the center so far to the Feminine that Masculinity is deemed a mental disorder and punishable with prison. A global regime that regards masculine men who challenge their power as mentally ill and criminal can then use government power to medicate and incarcerate them. Our pointless wars have been like a wood chipper the elites have used to cull the masculine population of men willing to fight to the death for their families and freedoms.
@randomme6954
@randomme6954 Місяць тому
So true -- this channel is pure genius, keep it coming🤣
@Waokele7
@Waokele7 9 місяців тому
A woman usually is a person that can tell the difference between calm-seas-blue and Caribbean blue
@iuile
@iuile Рік тому
"How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" I love that!
@rileskorks1068
@rileskorks1068 Рік тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nqB4pXyMiqqU2Zc.html The definition of woman and man aren't as rigid as they were, and are skewed due to words being used in synonymy that shouldn't be. A woman is anyone who identifies with said gender, and associates with stereotypically feminine things. Biological females? Women. A trans woman? Also a woman. A trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery? Again, a woman. Thinking that a rigid answer to defining "what is a woman?!" or "what is a man?!" doesn't make any sense in today's society, as those questions pertain to *gender*, and not *sex*; seeing as gender is far more abstract in its definition, and isn't as limited. Using gender and sex synonymously often leads to this misconception of having an "easy definition" for a woman, and is better explained in the video I linked.
@sozo4483
@sozo4483 Рік тому
Woman is woman
@liamparkos7830
@liamparkos7830 Рік тому
Woman refers to the non inherently biological societal characteristics people associate with one another it’s based in external reality and is socially constructed it’s not that hard of a word to grasp the definition of
@pinchebruha405
@pinchebruha405 Рік тому
@@liamparkos7830 nope, sorry but we use words to describe our world, the things we can and can’t; see it feel it smell it etc…words don’t just define concepts they can an do define things too, so a woman is an actual thing not a concept. If it wasn’t a thing then why does it matter so much to trans women that they’re demanding to be included in a biological thing because women is not the same as a man biologist can see this, transgender are mutilating their bodies creating a dependency on big Pharma to conform to a social concept… really? stop with the cartwheels
@liamparkos7830
@liamparkos7830 Рік тому
@@pinchebruha405 that’s just objectively false theirs plenty of things in external reality what we use words to describe there’s a reason why fields such as sociology psychology and neurology exist they study our consciousness
@chillanvillain
@chillanvillain Рік тому
Wow, where did you guys find kids who can act that well???? That was great, especially the ending "...his word was woman."
@hlmoore8042
@hlmoore8042 Рік тому
That part was hilarious.
@mikegalvin9801
@mikegalvin9801 Рік тому
@Paul Mykietyn You just said what I was thinking.
@destinfarr
@destinfarr Рік тому
For sure. ☺️
@ronvitug4641
@ronvitug4641 Рік тому
Rejected actors from Kamalas space summit with the kids the only overactor there was K
@youreokay7888
@youreokay7888 Рік тому
That kid looked like a mini Matt Walsh
@marc.V97
@marc.V97 Місяць тому
How am i only discovering this channel now?😮 ..this is brilliant.. Subscribed 👍
@taxianjhong9581
@taxianjhong9581 8 місяців тому
hands down the best skit babylon bee created 🤣
@EthioMod
@EthioMod Рік тому
This is painfully brilliant! I cannot believe the times we live in.
@OriruBastard
@OriruBastard Рік тому
@@quakeknight9680 Just take a look at your own videos playing happy wheels through the mobile phone cam.
@bugwar5545
@bugwar5545 Рік тому
The good news is, currently it is a First World Problem. The bad news is, it may soon be a 1984 problem.
@righttorecord3538
@righttorecord3538 Рік тому
I can. I read Orwell's 1984 in 1966 and knew this was coming.
@BYRDE1917
@BYRDE1917 Рік тому
@@bugwar5545 What 1984 problem, could you please explain?
@aaronjjacques
@aaronjjacques Рік тому
The dictionary defines literally as both literally and NOT literally. That was the beginning of the end.
@MilkT0ast
@MilkT0ast Рік тому
We live in a society where Babylon Bee has a hard time parodying it
@afgor1088
@afgor1088 Рік тому
yeah because they're shit at their job.
@robvin94
@robvin94 Рік тому
How sad it is that parody has become real life.
@KoeSeer
@KoeSeer Рік тому
5-10 years ag, this skit would probably ended up as "eeh?" and noone gets it. but it's a reality that everybody gets.
@jaye-programming6354
@jaye-programming6354 11 місяців тому
That's because the babylon bee has a hard time understanding what parody is. It doesn't say much about society that BB refuses to make a new joke and simply repeats the same old bullshit for ten years which was never funny or good to begin with. It says a lot about them though.
@RW-zh7kl
@RW-zh7kl 10 місяців тому
"people will believe anything, literally anything, if you just say it like you mean it" - myself But it's literally true
@GoodsonChiwedza
@GoodsonChiwedza Місяць тому
America is now my circus I watch it without paying 😅😅😅
@cocopuffz604
@cocopuffz604 8 місяців тому
This is quickly becoming the funniest page on youtube. lol
@BeefyBruva
@BeefyBruva Рік тому
Although this is comical, all the excuses given by the moderators are actual excuses used by people who refuse to define a woman
@occa7941
@occa7941 Рік тому
The biggest stupidity that a human being has done has been to bring the trend of not to define what is a woman 🤦🏻‍♀️after all those years calling woman a woman. This america is so stupid, they want to change what is right for what is bad.
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 Рік тому
It kinda makes sense if you think about it, or even if you don't. so I think called win/win
@BeefyBruva
@BeefyBruva Рік тому
@@greenwave819 win/win sounds like a new pronoun. But I prefer she/her
@kevinworley7096
@kevinworley7096 Рік тому
Think that’s one of the points haha
@cannedsquasher5923
@cannedsquasher5923 Рік тому
@Zoot Rollo Not everyone believes + people have different faiths and believe in different gods. Some don't recognize Jesus as any significant figure, while Christians worship him as a Messiah. Everyone has their own ideas of the world (including yourself) and a simple UKposts comment will not change this. The only way for us to find out who is actually right is through our own deaths.
@thomasagarza
@thomasagarza Рік тому
“His word was woman.” Although the whole things was comical, that was the best line.
@bolivarrubiano5798
@bolivarrubiano5798 Рік тому
I'm still laughing at that ending!!!!!
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 Рік тому
Woman as in chest feeding milk bag person? Or a stunning and brave male pretending to be a woman?
@simonw3858
@simonw3858 Рік тому
His inner voice "C'mon MAN WTF! Do I look Asian to you?!!!!"
@nicholasyost8400
@nicholasyost8400 Рік тому
It was a great punchline delivery to the gag!
@copocopocopocopo
@copocopocopocopo Рік тому
Bigot! Don't you know it has an x in it now, for some reason? W-o-m-x-n! This is jokes. Not being serious.
@FrankJohn
@FrankJohn 4 місяці тому
You've got this one. I love this.
@oleggavrilov7083
@oleggavrilov7083 8 місяців тому
The crowd on the back is genious
@ninaharper6282
@ninaharper6282 Рік тому
When our society has come to the point where people pretend to not know what what a woman is, we are in serious trouble.
@darkwolf4434
@darkwolf4434 Рік тому
But it is complicated since we've way more scientific knowledge at this time and has realized that the simplicity of the 2 sexes really aren't as simple as history has potrayed it. As an example the scientific definition of a female is a person with XX-Chromosomes. But the usual person would consider it based on genitals which doesn't always agree with the chromosomes. There are also sexual differences between people of the same sex like males with male brains and males with female brains.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 11 місяців тому
@@darkwolf4434 But what is a woman? Let me help you: An adult, human female.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 11 місяців тому
@@darkwolf4434 If you cannot define a woman based on biology, because of lots of variables, then how can you say "male and female brain"?
@darkwolf4434
@darkwolf4434 11 місяців тому
@@Sunfl75 But what's the definition of female? A person with XX-Chromosomes and a vagina. At that point it's already creating complications since there are people with XY-chromosomes who have a vagina. I would call them women despite them not following all the characteristics of a biological female. So generally people with XX-chromosomes have certain body structures as I mentioned vagina, boobs, a certain brain structure and so on. However not everyone has all biological structures. Specifically brain structure seems to cause effects that makes you feel alienation towards your own body which is called gender dysphoria. There are also cultural/social ways to view women. That's what we call gender while we usually refer to the biological markers as sex. Hence the term trans-gender and not trans-sex.
@Sunfl75
@Sunfl75 11 місяців тому
@@darkwolf4434 You write "Specifically brain structure ." What brain structure? And whatever happened to hormonal influence on our brains and nature v.s nurture? That aside: You started defining a female quite well. Then you fell short, because all it took for you to see a female was a vagina and boobs... And the vagina is normally hidden under clothes. "Boobs" can be artificial. In order to define a human, adult female you need to take naturally occuring reproductive organs as your que. Does she have a natural vagina, a naturally occuring uterus, felopian tubes and ovaries? Does she have naturally occuring mammary glands for producing breast milk to feed an infant? Is there abcense of testies and a penis?That's when you're looking at a human female.
@katandbaldi
@katandbaldi Рік тому
“WRONG! IT’S GOT AN X IN IT FOR SOME REASON!!” The way he delivered that line was absolutely Golden! 😂😂
@skybussey6147
@skybussey6147 Рік тому
It has an X in it because of the X chromasone ( probably spelt that wrong) This is why I propose we rid ourselves of men and instead define ourselves as ManY, since we have the Y chromosome.
@theprodigy9617
@theprodigy9617 Рік тому
@@skybussey6147 Say sike rn
@w4976.
@w4976. Рік тому
@@skybussey6147 Cool story bro
@hind4339
@hind4339 Рік тому
i actually searched google to see if that`s an actual thing ,then i realised it was just part of the skit.
@JaySeamus
@JaySeamus Рік тому
Like he was born ready for that boy's 'mistake' loool
@AWD_T
@AWD_T 8 місяців тому
This is gold.
@gweilospur5877
@gweilospur5877 2 дні тому
It’s not even valid because contestants in a spelling bee can’t ask for definitions, only for sentences with the word in context.
@Joeyblondewolf2
@Joeyblondewolf2 Рік тому
If you would've showed me this 10 years ago I wouldn't have gotten these jokes. But now I'm laughing and at the same time I'm sad this is even up for discussion 😅😂
@paularies5276
@paularies5276 Рік тому
@Ragnar Odinsson soo u saying a barren lady is not a woman!?
@mimilogan5903
@mimilogan5903 Рік тому
@@paularies5276 someone with an xx chromosome
@vojacked305
@vojacked305 Рік тому
@Ragnar Odinsson more like being born with only female reproductice system. Working or not.
@Joe-pb3bm
@Joe-pb3bm Рік тому
Woman is like the price of merchandise on Rodeo Drive. If you need to ask, you can't afford it (or to). LOL
@Phylum123456
@Phylum123456 Рік тому
Woman: An adult, human, female. Female: of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes. It's not hard.
@sorethumbs379
@sorethumbs379 Рік тому
The fact that the judge himself was pissed that the letter x has been added to the word woman is pure genius within itself.
@augustadams5006
@augustadams5006 Рік тому
Wait that was legit ?
@sorethumbs379
@sorethumbs379 Рік тому
@@augustadams5006 no it wasn’t, but the fact that it’s borderline believable is hilarious 😂
@nando1679
@nando1679 Рік тому
@@augustadams5006 I mean they did added x to latino
@michellephillips3655
@michellephillips3655 Рік тому
@@sorethumbs379 Hi. Let's not even acknowledge any added extras they want to add to WOMAN. It's ridiculous.... If their adding to the word woman, that's because they are referring to Men being physically altered via surgery or tablets.... So I do not know why they want to attach their experiences with the word woman, because they have never been women and no matter how much surgery or medication they take, THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE WOMEN... ITS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Use another word and detach from the illusion of thinking that they can mess about with the word woman when referring to real women... Just Woman will do.
@Sujad
@Sujad Рік тому
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on UKposts and it's not that long either.
@CreepersNeedHugs
@CreepersNeedHugs 4 місяці тому
The people sitting in the back without reacting is even funnier
@puterboy2
@puterboy2 9 місяців тому
If I was in the crowd, I would have shouted “GET ON WITH IT!!”
@johngagliano7578
@johngagliano7578 Рік тому
This was great! The bad thing is that this could be any public school in America, and would be very believable .
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 Рік тому
This most bizarre concept is a means to an end. It seeks to normalize the policing of speech and thoughts and is a crack in the dam and a slippery slope
@icedriver2207
@icedriver2207 Рік тому
I bet this word will never ever end up in a spelling bee. Just for this reason.
@thereaction18
@thereaction18 Рік тому
One more reason to ban public schools.
@jrhackman7414
@jrhackman7414 Рік тому
No it couldn’t. The judges didn’t have purple hair and nose rings.
@BenMurfitt
@BenMurfitt Рік тому
@@guidedmeditation2396 Social norms have been doing that for a long time.
@BuddyBrownMusic
@BuddyBrownMusic Рік тому
Alright, this is my favorite Babylon Bee video of all time!! 😂🤣😂🤣
@jesuslovesyou1454
@jesuslovesyou1454 Рік тому
Mine too! 😂😂😂
@billiehaley2816
@billiehaley2816 Рік тому
I blew my coffee this was too too too funny...cuz it's true. I wish eveyone on Earth could see this right now.
@TheNatewl777
@TheNatewl777 Рік тому
Same
@patriciahuffman6327
@patriciahuffman6327 Рік тому
But it's frightening if this could be true! This is actually happening,
@jesuslovesyou1454
@jesuslovesyou1454 Рік тому
@@patriciahuffman6327 ? It's frightening "if this COULD be true!" But in your next sentence you state "It's actually happening!?" So which is it? Could be true or It's actually happening? 🤔
@r.o.9356
@r.o.9356 5 місяців тому
Love it and it’s so funny how now we have to play dumb for the real dummies that change the definition to their own and demand us to go with it!😡🤬
@mank89
@mank89 4 місяці тому
You don't have to unless you work for them or something
@ivanr77
@ivanr77 7 місяців тому
I was half-expecting Matt Walsh to bust in.
@charlytaylor1748
@charlytaylor1748 Рік тому
Top stuff, great kid acting & the precocious hair flick was spot on
@d2vmusic
@d2vmusic Рік тому
I've just made nearly the same comment! It was vey good, though 😂
@bobbyd9319
@bobbyd9319 Рік тому
The liberal teachers were very on spot !
@guidedmeditation2396
@guidedmeditation2396 Рік тому
Person 1. "I identify As A Woman" Person 2. "I identify you As Mentally Ill" Also Person 2. "I don't mind what you think of yourself... the problem is when you try to use government power to force me into what to say and think".
@iloveit9468
@iloveit9468 Рік тому
❤️ The hair flick!
@larsonfamilyhouse
@larsonfamilyhouse Рік тому
@@guidedmeditation2396 USA has freedom of speech, move there if you’re concerned about it
@hicalebih8902
@hicalebih8902 Рік тому
“Kenny, your word is micropachycephalosaurus” “His word was Womxn” 🤣
@AluminumTiki
@AluminumTiki Рік тому
Can i has in sentence please? Yes, imma bout to shove a micropachycephalosaurus in your ass if you dont hurry up
@theghosttypegreninja8851
@theghosttypegreninja8851 Рік тому
Where the hell did that x come from?
@NorahisaChristian
@NorahisaChristian Рік тому
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 ikr
@chlay739
@chlay739 Рік тому
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 (Just in case this isn't a joke and you're actually wondering) OP is referencing what was said in the video.
@SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth
@SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth Рік тому
@@theghosttypegreninja8851 The term womxn is an alternative spelling of the English word woman. Womxn has been found in writing since the 1970s, along with the term womyn, to avoid perceived sexism in the standard spelling, which contains the word man. (Wikipedia)
@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086
@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086 2 місяці тому
And to make matters totally absurd- we now have a Justice on the Supreme Court who doesn’t know what a woman is by definition! 🤢👎🏼🤥
@ronaldkerr8046
@ronaldkerr8046 Місяць тому
It would have been great if following the male judge using Ketanji Brown Jackson as an example, if the kid had asked, "does she know the definition of "woman?"
@0H9D
@0H9D 7 місяців тому
I love the skit & I more so, I loved reading the comments - you all are great. I don’t even need to add to what’s already been said🥰🤣🥰
@nblack2867
@nblack2867 Рік тому
"The definition of 'Woman' is 'Woman'!" Comedy gold right there.
@Sujad
@Sujad Рік тому
I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on UKposts and it's not that long either.
@TiroDvD
@TiroDvD Рік тому
I'm more amused because I took Metaphysics for college. One of the goals in that branch of Philosophy is how to avoid these situations. Specifically "how can we make statements about Reality that are always True AND have meaning? Since the only things that are always True are tautology definitions for example: 'a ball is a ball'."
@laudensharpe6529
@laudensharpe6529 Рік тому
The kid has more brains than the judges themselves.
@VYMQGSOH
@VYMQGSOH Рік тому
And yet, the one with more brains still let's the idiots control the situation and tell them they're wrong when they've proven the truth, and so, the lie gets accepted as truth and the truth gets mocked and criticized until demanded to remain silent, forgotten or they'll be consequences, which most would just choose to complain, sit back and let the idiots do what they want.
@michaelc4060
@michaelc4060 Рік тому
That is an accurate portrayal of the woke system
@johnstrife7
@johnstrife7 Рік тому
​​@@VYMQGSOH "how loud do I have to be and how many times do I have to shout before it becomes true" is basically their entire argument
@casualmeme1854
@casualmeme1854 Рік тому
@John Strife "If you tell a lie; make it big and say it often enough and eventually people will think it's true" -Adolf Hitler Kinda scary to think about huh?😣😣
@Ron.Swanson.
@Ron.Swanson. Рік тому
wow it’s like the judges are actors
@midori4713
@midori4713 Місяць тому
a teacher addressed the class in an all girls school as girls and got fired.
@therealnuggetball
@therealnuggetball 8 місяців тому
Ok i know i have a problem when i spelt Micropachycephalosaurus correctly almost instantly without looking it up.
@maroonluckyblockgames7062
@maroonluckyblockgames7062 Місяць тому
Nobody asked lil bro
@soldierofchrist7343
@soldierofchrist7343 Рік тому
The fact this isn't even satire anymore is one of the scariest things to have happened to society.
@chrisofstars
@chrisofstars 11 місяців тому
If there was a school shooting while he tried to spell then it would be scary, otherwise not even close.
@tomsd8656
@tomsd8656 11 місяців тому
It's OK. Scarier things had happened to humanity. We are not really meant to live life without challenge. So, the important thing is never lose courage.
@helenaorr
@helenaorr 9 місяців тому
you when non-binary people exist: 😥😰😱😟😨😬
@aljazzizmond2779
@aljazzizmond2779 9 місяців тому
American society, you are not the whole world you idiots,just because you tools dont know what a woman is and live in lala land doesnt mean the rest of the world is as stupid, have a nice collapse america 😂
@HonestMan112
@HonestMan112 8 місяців тому
Western society*
@sabaschiwangu371
@sabaschiwangu371 11 місяців тому
The last kid killed me with laughter"his word was women" 😂😂😂😂
@mixs0269
@mixs0269 7 місяців тому
so true
@Andypatino7612
@Andypatino7612 5 місяців тому
Imagine being that last kid, you know you'll get the hardest one!
@RemziCavdar
@RemziCavdar 4 місяці тому
Woman not women. Women are plural, and women are singular, meaning 1 person who is an adult female human being.
@blacklight4720
@blacklight4720 4 місяці тому
😂
@Dark_headphones685
@Dark_headphones685 8 місяців тому
"His word is woman" got me lol
@MiaBonita-lx8ez
@MiaBonita-lx8ez Місяць тому
Just think, this actually happened in a congressional hearing. We're in so much trouble!
@4dojo
@4dojo Рік тому
I died when he said "it has an X in it now for some reason!". 🤣
@DavidMacKayE
@DavidMacKayE Рік тому
Now Latinos are Latinx.
@4dojo
@4dojo Рік тому
@@DavidMacKayE Yeah. I hear that online. None of my latino/latina friends in the real world seem to think so though.
@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 Рік тому
holy shit, ur buff
@4dojo
@4dojo Рік тому
@@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 lol. Thanks. You look like you're in great shape yourself.
@romanccccc123
@romanccccc123 Рік тому
You won’t love the lake of fire I guarantee you that
@martimsalvador9186
@martimsalvador9186 Рік тому
Lol the fact that he is afraid to touch her to make her calm down at 2:24 after she literally does that to him shows how much effort they put in this video.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Рік тому
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@SteveKuban
@SteveKuban Рік тому
You have a keen eye Martim, thanks for pointing this out. It's fun to watch his trepidation as he decides it's not worth the risk, and pulls his hand back.
@theopenbrit2623
@theopenbrit2623 Рік тому
Gem of a sketch.
@lilmupp875
@lilmupp875 Рік тому
I didn’t even catch that nice one
@apteryx7080
@apteryx7080 Рік тому
so well played 😅
@hifijohn
@hifijohn 7 місяців тому
The comedy of yesterday is the reality of today.
@parodysk8512
@parodysk8512 4 місяці тому
The human right is to live. To be ALLOWED to LIVE YOUR LIFE.
@Quipless
@Quipless Рік тому
I love the fact that the parents/adults are just staring in the back and do not even acknowledge the fact that the judges are yelling at him.
@johnanderson9765
@johnanderson9765 11 місяців тому
It's obvious the judges' anger and the audience's non-reaction are scripted.
@Quipless
@Quipless 11 місяців тому
@John Anderson I know it was scripted, it's still surprising
@xcharash9339
@xcharash9339 11 місяців тому
@@johnanderson9765 but they need to make it realistic
@FULLMETAL380
@FULLMETAL380 10 місяців тому
@@johnanderson9765 Its scriptd since its a skit
@JohnnyLaw1409
@JohnnyLaw1409 10 місяців тому
That's because they all know that kid is a bigot.
@spiff796
@spiff796 Місяць тому
I do hate it when people use the word to describe the definition of the word. That’s not how you define a word because it creates a paradox, a never ending cycle of the same definition…
@JchenTheChen
@JchenTheChen Місяць тому
I mean, at one point that's gonna happen with any word
@alexuvakov3390
@alexuvakov3390 7 місяців тому
Why was that last kid literally Matt Walsh
@robertcross5794
@robertcross5794 Рік тому
The first little girl flipping her braids back with attitude was spot on.
@KalElKryptonsFinest
@KalElKryptonsFinest Рік тому
Precocious.
@JoeyCannoli
@JoeyCannoli Рік тому
I saw the "womxn" joke coming and it still got me laughing like crazy. Great job, Babylon Bee!
@chromiyum6849
@chromiyum6849 Рік тому
People use womxn now??
@Rakkoonn
@Rakkoonn Рік тому
​@@chromiyum6849 No one actually uses it, they just like commanding others to use it.
@kayleneemery8217
@kayleneemery8217 Рік тому
@@Rakkoonn Sooooooooo true.
@claireandslash6480
@claireandslash6480 Рік тому
Yep, as soon as he spelt it I knew he was "wrong"
@-Believeinyourself-
@-Believeinyourself- Рік тому
@@Rakkoonn at this point I don’t believe 90% of those people are real. I think their bots. Have you ever met someone in real life as unhinged as people act on the internet? Maybe. But not as frequently. Not even close
@privatepilot4064
@privatepilot4064 16 днів тому
Historical precedence.
@bszgusta
@bszgusta 2 місяці тому
Wow, that was so real!! 😂 I already knew this channel and what it makes but still I tought that was real until the judges get angry with the kid 😂
@woo6855
@woo6855 Рік тому
"An adult human female" - there, done and dusted lmao
@kirowaterlaw9432
@kirowaterlaw9432 Рік тому
Trans women are women, but not females. Therefore your definition is incorrect
@woo6855
@woo6855 Рік тому
@@kirowaterlaw9432 My definition is the literal Google definition
@puffygasp3982
@puffygasp3982 Рік тому
AYO!
@Gonbatfire
@Gonbatfire Рік тому
Now define female
@tushaarverma2770
@tushaarverma2770 Рік тому
@@Gonbatfire a person with xx chromosomes.
@tyler4418
@tyler4418 Рік тому
That was so good, the kids really sold it. The boys line at the end "His word was woman" killed me lol.
@Hawkcam1996
@Hawkcam1996 Рік тому
“His word was woman” And yet, he still somehow got it wrong, despite actually spelling it correctly. So…which had it worse? The kid with the really long and complicated word…or the one that’s literally impossible to get right because some people put a random x in it in place of the a?
@Kat-mu8wq
@Kat-mu8wq Рік тому
@Donny D probably that stuck up little b*tch at the start with his hair flick 🤣 oh wait.. I'm not allowed to say that because I'm white and she isn't. 😱
@BEBAY
@BEBAY Рік тому
@Donny D 😂😂😂
@GAVIN760101
@GAVIN760101 8 місяців тому
What is woman? Easy Your MaMa😂
@vajs6312
@vajs6312 Рік тому
"WRONG! IT'S GOT AN "X" IN IT NOW FOR SOME REASON!" That one got me 🤣
@electronicfootball9219
@electronicfootball9219 Рік тому
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@THANA_III
@THANA_III Рік тому
I couldn’t get this “x” part of the joke 🥲
@vajs6312
@vajs6312 Рік тому
@@THANA_III I believe it has to do with the LatinX idiocy
@cummingnico5187
@cummingnico5187 Рік тому
@@vajs6312 similar, feminist decided the "men" part was sexist due to being "the default"
@-SimonRiley
@-SimonRiley Рік тому
@@cummingnico5187 Amen
@peopleforpooping
@peopleforpooping Місяць тому
The long pause and lean before the "no" got me 😂 but its so true unfortunately
@fearthehoneybadger
@fearthehoneybadger Рік тому
Those who have been telling us to follow the science don't know the difference between a man and a woman.
@specialk4006
@specialk4006 Рік тому
They know there's a difference... they don't want there to be. Baphamet. These people are literal devil worshipers.
@glmathgrant
@glmathgrant Рік тому
I'm not a veterinarian, but I know what a honey badger is!
@bradbecker8982
@bradbecker8982 Рік тому
The people that “follow” the science are just as culty as a religion. Science is something that humans engage in.. any of us can go by reason and logic.. and limit ourselves to conclusions based solely on evidence.
@kevinbirge2130
@kevinbirge2130 Рік тому
It’s not science. It’s a cult.
@peartree460
@peartree460 Рік тому
🌭 🌮 Duh
@arhioto
@arhioto 7 місяців тому
Matt Walsh has entered the chat. 😂😂😂
@antonioirizarry8083
@antonioirizarry8083 7 місяців тому
That's awesome!!! Thanks for the laughs guys!
@PC-dc1kv
@PC-dc1kv Рік тому
I love it!!! All of the actors, the adults as well as the kids, nailed it perfectly 😂. This is actually happening, you couldn’t make it up.
@Dodo-ck5tq
@Dodo-ck5tq Рік тому
I know, it was flawless, like perfect. I'm still laughing 😂
@hequipmansmo8802
@hequipmansmo8802 Рік тому
But they did !
@georeb2
@georeb2 Рік тому
You can Make it up , They Do
@mrbust999
@mrbust999 Рік тому
I talked to people like this online, they are actually mentally unstable.
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
@elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Рік тому
🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender. Mathew 19:12 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender. 🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused. 🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender. Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships. Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman. God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain. I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah! Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked. Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies. Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........
@whackcar
@whackcar Рік тому
Ask anyone from a non-western country what a woman is & you'll get a definition in no time.
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 Рік тому
Ask any woman from a Western country and you'll get a slap.
@JC-kv1oo
@JC-kv1oo Рік тому
Because they are bigoted 3rd world scum! - Stupid Liberal more likely
@Mat-ilda
@Mat-ilda Рік тому
Just ask anyone who is mentally stable
@wm8840
@wm8840 Рік тому
Everyone on earth could give you a definition in no time, some people are just scared to admit they have one
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 Рік тому
@Анастасія 1_3_6 for being grossly stupid i.e. 144 times more stupid than averagely stupid.
@Raprxplus
@Raprxplus 7 місяців тому
It should be called the defining bee
@samuelh5567
@samuelh5567 Місяць тому
Country of origin always gets me.🤣 Never seen the full thing though. Those judges are a**holes. JUST GIVE THE KID THE DEFINITION!!!!
@jasonrodgers9063
@jasonrodgers9063 Рік тому
LOVE how when the kid exits the stage, he says- "X doesn't make that sound"!!! More 24 karat GOLD from Babylon Bee! Thanks!
@j.g.3453
@j.g.3453 Рік тому
I swear, if anyone tried to tell me that, my instinctive response would be to blurt out "so it's wo-mexican, then?"
@leiatyndall8648
@leiatyndall8648 Рік тому
Or "wo-mz-n" since the x can sound like a z, as in Xerox.
@Gaze73
@Gaze73 Рік тому
@@leiatyndall8648 wamazon
@kennybob3096
@kennybob3096 Рік тому
@@Gaze73 Is that women from the Amazon ?
@nicholasyost8400
@nicholasyost8400 Рік тому
I have to know if that was improv or not.
@peijichan2589
@peijichan2589 Рік тому
Plot twist: his name isn't Lincoln; it's Matt Walsh
@louisanelson7948
@louisanelson7948 Рік тому
I was looking for this comment! 😂😂
@RaPSoN48
@RaPSoN48 8 місяців тому
imagine that this is our reality now
@mikohuzo9297
@mikohuzo9297 Місяць тому
Lincoln should've been like "Why are you bringing politics to a spelling bee?"
@WubNubDubs
@WubNubDubs 10 місяців тому
imagine the kid just spelled out "B, I, T, C, H" instead 💀
@yanrokbowl28
@yanrokbowl28 9 місяців тому
Then he says, "Shows how much _you_ know"
@Scxjunkie
@Scxjunkie 3 місяці тому
Literally what I was waiting for lmfaooooo
@Noitisnt-ns7mo
@Noitisnt-ns7mo 2 місяці тому
I can name that tune in 4.
@ninamartinez5171
@ninamartinez5171 2 місяці тому
​@@ScxjunkieLMAO 🤣
@hyrachine8573
@hyrachine8573 2 місяці тому
the kid should of spelled it like that
@Bad_Llama
@Bad_Llama Рік тому
“X doesn’t make that sound.” More comedy gold. Why are we not living in the funniest age?
@jackalenterprisesofohio
@jackalenterprisesofohio Рік тому
Cause that was 1910
@dorianmilam3519
@dorianmilam3519 9 місяців тому
I love "it has an X in it now for some reason"!
@zalllon
@zalllon 4 місяці тому
This may be over a year old, but it is still great and educational to watch.
@opinion3742
@opinion3742 4 місяці тому
Educational? You are off your tree!
@cipher88101
@cipher88101 Рік тому
Nailed many of the parent's reactions to this as well. They are just sitting there.
@veganconservative1109
@veganconservative1109 Рік тому
I think they leaned in a bit when the male judge was asked for his opinion on the definition of 'woman'.
@midnightgamer2788
@midnightgamer2788 Рік тому
Nice roast, tragic truth
@calebsartor3023
@calebsartor3023 Рік тому
If only that kid was on the Judicial committee during the SCOTUS nomination hearings... lol
@Customerbuilder
@Customerbuilder Рік тому
If only, in the moment, someone replied, "if only a biologist can define what a woman is, then a woman is purely defined by her biology."
@billhillyer334
@billhillyer334 8 місяців тому
I'd cry but mom won't let me
@ShinLeeChan
@ShinLeeChan 2 місяці тому
The saddest part is that it became so real... But it was so funny to watch!
@BENKYism
@BENKYism Рік тому
"Can I have the definition of woman please?" "No"
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