Next Spongebob Theory: • SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #... There's something fishy going on with Squilliam Fancyson the Third. Twitter: / alexbalereal Instagram: / alex__bale Patreon: / alexbale
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@AlexBaleFilms3 роки тому
New Spongebob Theory: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nKioiGyaqG6lzYE.html
@Jozombies1153 роки тому
That's some odd timing, 34 seconds ago this was posted.
@coochiecrushers47563 роки тому
that is awesome -the coochie crushers
@NewWaveEnthusiast3 роки тому
Cool
@erikons7773 роки тому
Watched
@Spheriment3 роки тому
Ty
@keethkeith19893 роки тому
this guy took "your final exam can be about anything " too seriously
@fuziontonygaming3 роки тому
Well he nailed it because the Squidward Community College needed that.
@Strawberriezrule133 роки тому
And I'm SO glad they did. we got to enjoy this cinematic gem(':
@rudyardwalker91133 роки тому
🤣🤣
@johangambleputty76583 роки тому
No, what he took was way too much methamphetamine, and stayed up for a week straight 'researching' Spongebob.
@MK_ULTRA4203 роки тому
@@fuziontonygaming Imagine not getting an acceptance letter to Squilliam University.
@eoghanhunt17693 роки тому
Spongebob lore: "...and they were bandmates..." Spongebob theorists: "oh my god they were bandmates"
@crazitaco3 роки тому
what happens in band camp stays in band camp
@michaelcarrasquillo47813 роки тому
OG vines
@bronzeblueeaglehellblaze40333 роки тому
i want to like but i dont want to ruin the 911
@MrRico0203 роки тому
Is mayonaise an instument?
@pokemonprimed3 роки тому
@@crazitaco This one time, at band camp...
@rosita_chiquitaРік тому
Squidward is actually good playing the clarinet, but when he feels insecure he can't do it well (to confirm that, when SpongeBob or someone else cheers him, he plays well) not only has musical talent,he also is an artist in all kinds of art (making sculptures, watercolor or acrylic paintings, abstract style,etc) and maybe the thing of Squilliam being bad at it can be true and he is jelous of Squidward's talent,making him feeling bad in all ways possible to feel better.
@aporue589311 місяців тому
I think squilliam is a narcissist and a fake which explains everything.
@livamg8 місяців тому
Squidward is a multitalented boss queen
@This_Guy555 місяців тому
@@livamgwell there was also that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were blowing bubbles, SpongeBob showed them the correct technique to blowing bubbles and after squidward does it, he goes back to his house and plays the instrument really well
@Nittle694202 місяці тому
He was also good at it in earlier seasons
@apoet91442 місяці тому
1,000th like :)
@chezentРік тому
as a clarinet player i can say for sure he is not BAD at all at clarinet, its the instrument itself. it's broken.
@JimMilton-ej6ziМісяць тому
There actually was an episode where he had to replace a part in it and it actually worked well after that
@Victoria-vd2liМісяць тому
What!! No way
@britneyoops81583 роки тому
"Why would Squillium hang out with a group of Pearls friends?" Chris Hanson: "Why don't you have a seat"
@growlie26763 роки тому
Maybe they're hanging out with him....?
@pakdepakde6313 роки тому
He's a sugar daddy that's why
@captainrogers27903 роки тому
Squilliam in his head: Oh no he’s hot...
@rockythewerepuppy22533 роки тому
To catch a predator
@waltersaavedra81723 роки тому
Ow
@senorswordfish60193 роки тому
When your professor says that your thesis topic could be anything
@ammymara48683 роки тому
Yeah guility as charged. I made an essay on how I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die is an allegory for imperialism
@yoursleepparalysisdemon18283 роки тому
@@ammymara4868 C- can I see?
@theturtle51793 роки тому
@@ammymara4868 Can we see
@benten69313 роки тому
Not that extreme but I made a big presentation last year about if beer pong should be considered a real sport
@lbjoshbal3 роки тому
@@ammymara4868 Can I see please
@eliswanson419510 місяців тому
love how this is how it all started. just a small, simple theory. then it turned into elaborate time travelling ghosts and robot take overs. and of course, the muse saga. love it.
@yenmaster83104 місяці тому
YES,it's fabulous how this became the start of all that
@maowsugale21622 дні тому
Huh😢
@funnatopia7046 місяців тому
Even as a kid I noticed pretty quickly that the rivalry between Squidward and Squilliam wasn't like any other. Besides, the nickname "Squiddy" always felt like an affectionate pet name to me even now.
@DoktorSES2 місяці тому
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthМісяць тому
Dude's 100% a bitter ex who got dumped by Squidward.
@-Shroomlight-Місяць тому
Evidence for my second channel's first theory? Yes:
@nunyabisness46463 роки тому
Also note how Squilliam's paintings don't have unibrows on them. Squidward fan art?
@XXLittleSofyXX3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@user-dr3pz4se4v3 роки тому
Oh no...
@chaos66873 роки тому
NOOOO-🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
@jamsthetoejammer99713 роки тому
He stole ittt!!!!!!
@normalguyhere91583 роки тому
Holy shit
@michaelbyrne55283 роки тому
“Voted most likely to suck ‘eggs’ in highschool” HOLY SHIT 😳
@richard49753 роки тому
That's evidence....
@apex_xd89073 роки тому
is that an innuendo? whats eggs supposed to mean
@pepperclaire76103 роки тому
@apex_XD balls.
@Pensyfan193 роки тому
r/theyknew
@iMThatOnlyBeast133 роки тому
that ending hit hard
@gingertea3778Рік тому
I always thought Squilliam was in love or liked Squidward or something because of the way he was always trying to rile him up and get his attention. He’s literally the personification of ‘pull their hair if you like them’ (despite how controversial that saying is. Though maybe Squilliam was raised like that and with that saying, since we don’t really get anything from his childhood, or at least I don’t remember)
@sarahloveless17267 місяців тому
2 years and this is still one of the most believable theories I've ever seen.
@alexisbloodwood55872 роки тому
"Squidward dated Squilliam" was not a take i was expecting
@wolframshibuya26932 роки тому
But it is a take I understand
@redwhines28582 роки тому
Ah yes i can’t go one day without thinking about fictional gay octopi….I fucking love the internet😁
@melovil91992 роки тому
Thanks for the spoilers
@alexisbloodwood55872 роки тому
@@melovil9199 tbf it was on you for going into the comments before finishing the video
@melovil91992 роки тому
@@alexisbloodwood5587 tru
@oofboy-hz7um3 роки тому
The love theory explains how squlliam even has squidwards number to call him
@everythingyt53413 роки тому
Omg so true holy shit
@kingperson41023 роки тому
Another thing I noticed was that on the topic of the police working for squilliam, I noticed that the camera man is also the custodian listening to music
@OnMachiii3 роки тому
Omg big brain
@WindArcherKinnie3 роки тому
@@kingperson4102 The custodian is Fred. The *”My leg!”* guy.
@_diamster3 роки тому
Woow shit is real😶😶
@emmetriste4961Рік тому
Honestly when I think about it, Squidward and Squilliam do seem like ex lovers or former close friends. Whenever Squilliam would talk to Squidward, it kind of sounded like he was flirting with him. I know he was ridiculing Squidward, but it didn’t even come across as that harsh (at least to me) it was more like….light teasing. And Squidward would be shaking in his boots and stumbling over his words whenever Squilliam was around. Not to mention the nickname “Squiddy”.
@mobilegameclips56282 місяці тому
I never thought of it as romantic just childhood competition that carried over to adulthood. Squillam wouldn’t be the first guy to make money and want to rub in someone’s face from their past.
@That_1GayTheaterKid11 місяців тому
Fun Fact: My biology teacher made us take a test on the “Band Geeks” episode. He just played the episode for us and would pause it when a character was on screen that he wanted us to classify. It was a lot of fun and an easy A.
@thomasweeden26833 роки тому
I love how he’s got basically everything he needs but is still jealous of Squidward
@vincenzorutigliano54353 роки тому
That's how life is
@weiwu14423 роки тому
Squidward packin shmeat thats why
@santosgonzalez34433 роки тому
Yes I agree
@rudyardwalker91133 роки тому
Cause he probably doesn't.
@samroy91533 роки тому
Exes be like that
@Idk-pr2nd3 роки тому
I love it that his friends are “nicely dressed” is just a extra piece of clothing.
@LgMONSTAa3 роки тому
One of them is literally dressed like Spongebob lmao
@kayllenstarships90093 роки тому
@@LgMONSTAa My leg!
@jb9813 роки тому
One just had green shorts.
@cashwin453 роки тому
I mean, tbh Idek if he paid those friends tho, because even if they were supposed to be his "fancy" friends, why tf would they be wearing formal dress clothes outside? It's kinda obvious that even people *that* wealthy would still wear normal clothes. So it's not that sus that they're not "nicely dressed".
@Idk-pr2nd3 роки тому
@@cashwin45 yeah but at the same time he didn't fix up some of the fish.The small grey fish is just wearing green shorts, that blue fish is didn't even change, and same with the other fish next to her. Sure the lady fish might already be fancy but that theirr every day dress. Squiliam didn't even bother changing them one bit. If he really wanted them to look fancy why not give her a fancy hat or at least give her a small sort of cheap jewelery like a nice pin to just stand out a bit. He could pay the fish with the jewelery he bought for her. I think it's acceptable because I don't think they mentioned his love life.
@phillygreekfeet10 місяців тому
Spongebob was notorious for being something you could watch with your kids and still enjoy.
@shfam7603Рік тому
One thing I’d argue is Dr. Gill Gilliam is also a vet as in the season 4 episode once bitten he said, “there is no thing such as mad snail disease,” meaning he has some knowledge in all sea creatures.
@LD-24013 роки тому
It's actually quite a solid theory though.
@10spongeboiloud363 роки тому
U have dib as ur profile pic
@LD-24013 роки тому
@@10spongeboiloud36 yes yes i do >:3
@10spongeboiloud363 роки тому
Noice
@xboxed72023 роки тому
Hey look, a fellow Invader Zim fan. :D
@ikeasdog14003 роки тому
Ah, he pulled a matpat on you. Open the video saying its not serious, ignoring any unsupportive evidence, and making a big deal at the end about something minor.
@pikminpuck80153 роки тому
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearl's teenage friends?" Squilliam: *Sweats in Epstein*
@leechee98873 роки тому
isn't it just theory, don't be pessimist-minded. maybe they're just friends, who knows :D
@jaywdf3 роки тому
@@leechee9887 but y would a grown man wanna be friends with a teenage girl? weird
@daroldcarold34433 роки тому
oh no...
@EncyclopediaBrittanica3 роки тому
Squidward dumped Squilliam because he was into...the younger crowd...
@imaonion12173 роки тому
FBI OPEN UP!
@JillInTheBoxРік тому
Every time I rewatch this, I always forget how beautifully the build-up was laid out. I always choke, either on air or my drink (currently tea), from the "big reveal." AND I'VE WATCHED THIS VIDEO EIGHTEEN TIMES.
@benthrasher13434 місяці тому
Yes I'm rewatching all the spongebob theories and so are you
@antibrainiacs4 місяці тому
YOOOO
@alexbehlmann32583 роки тому
I feel bad for people who clicked off before the big moment
@yumm1863 роки тому
There's a big moment? Time to continue watching :0
@awful9993 роки тому
dating? 😳
@kurlykayla90133 роки тому
I was almost one of those people. Good thing I always stop to read the comments first.
@realAtomicZombii3 роки тому
Thanks bro I almost clicked off
@dominomimi51373 роки тому
Ayo thanks for the heads up
@pognarchy3 роки тому
This all actually makes sense, even if it wasn’t intentional
@chancellorpalpatine40353 роки тому
There’s elements of this that I think were definitely intentional
@ET-oq1vj3 роки тому
YES IT WAS
@malcolmjenkins35853 роки тому
It was intentional. You underestimate the genius of stephen hillenburg.
@jackietra5h9183 роки тому
In-"tenticle"
@devilsgaurd39123 роки тому
@@jackietra5h918 I don't get it.
@cthulosoМісяць тому
Always refreshing to see a theory that: >Plays by the properties' absurd rules instead of trying to explain them in a "logical" manner; >Is fully aware of its own absurdity; >Still manages to reach a believable and narrative-appropriate conclusion based solely on extrapolations from actual evidence.
@irochad6 місяців тому
"You've reached the house of unrecognized talent" Wow. Never seen or heard such a wonderful line.
@pandaplays140003 роки тому
the ending actually makes sense, cant believe i never caught on before. why else would squilliam be so obsessed & hellbent on impressing squidward? i mean, he literally says "i was only trying to impress you".
@caroline62183 роки тому
Vary true
@janiceodonnell5833 роки тому
EXCACTLY!
@o17niki3 роки тому
But in an episode of spongebob squarepants thadeus tries to impress a girl and dates her. Maybe he's bi?
@pandaplays140003 роки тому
@@o17niki ohhh i remember that episode! could be very possible yeah, excellent point!
@josefinahirschfeld79803 роки тому
@@o17niki octopus and squids are usualy bi in real life, so yeah. Plus the creator was a marine biologyst and made sure that each spiecies was represented coretcly like, spongebob is Ace like irl sea sponge's.
@octoberspooks17713 роки тому
Alex: "Unless . . . They were more than just classmates." Me: "oh shit." Also me: "Oh my god, they were roomates."
@nooneishere21113 роки тому
October Spooks Oh s h i t
@Zutentu3 роки тому
Was that a vine reference? xD
@sunshineee23 роки тому
"aND thEy WhEre rOoMmATes~~"
@k7ttyk4t3 роки тому
@@sunshineee2 Woww they were roomates B)
@artandstuffproductions36403 роки тому
“No, I ordered an escort” “RoOmIeS”
@halfmettlealchemist8076Рік тому
Wow what an interesting theory video, I sure hope the person behind it isn’t being haunted by an unspeakable eldritch horror that is slowly corrupting his very sense of identity
@carolinecordova330211 місяців тому
One word that describes it all: "Something fishy is going on here"
@saphydooda3 роки тому
The cast: "And they were classmates!" Fan-fiction writers: "omg they were " "classmates" "
@metaljacket81283 роки тому
#ShippersDestroyLives
@thespider87823 роки тому
@@metaljacket8128100% true
@THE_Mirage3 роки тому
@@metaljacket8128 y u p
@efeyzee3 роки тому
#saphoandherfriend
@whitecreamymilk84363 роки тому
@Sister Bear not and no. Just yes.
@nicholasscales44463 роки тому
“Why would anyone go so far to embarrass an old high school band mate?” Well there was that one time... at band camp
@Parsaz03 роки тому
Oh my god thanks for bringing a beautiful part of my memory back
@maurreese3 роки тому
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OrangeCreamsicle3 роки тому
?
@ralpharpaio94803 роки тому
@@OrangeCreamsicle it’s from American pie funniest movie HIGHLY inappropriate if you’re under age
@edwinlewis12823 роки тому
😂😂😂
@MinittwastakenМісяць тому
i will forever appreciate how not only did you deliever a uniquely amazing story for an ARG, but you made the theories so interesting on their own. it shows your talent as a storyteller.
@RyantheEpic1stРік тому
I love how you make us seem shocked but at the same time there’s the goofy music playing that makes me interested at first, then burst out laughing.
@Pinkiepieisawsome3 роки тому
"If this is such a prestigious college, how did spongebob and patrick get in?" Burn.
@merchantziro42853 роки тому
Ok but consider this... What if Squilliam, because he was spying on Squidward as you've somewhat proven, heard of SpongeBob and Patrick's New Year Resolution because he probably kept an eye on them as he knew they annoy Squidward more than anything else. So when making the band class he sent them an invitation to join just so they could annoy Squidward even more before he humiliates him with his trap? That's how those two idiots got in.
@diamond_dogs3 роки тому
Everyone knows Patrick is a genius
@eventerminator13823 роки тому
I guess the reason Squilliam is going to such lengths to impress Squidward is because he is jealous of Squidward’d tenacity. Despite the struggles Squidward faces, he is still willing to follow his passion and dream. Squilliam on the other hand may have given up on his dreams in order to become rich.
@emmytweetie21773 роки тому
YES, YES, YES, YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!! 👏👏👏
@yapyapthedestroyer25623 роки тому
That sounds right. But also there are times squidward one squilliam, such as the bubble bowl, and house fancy. And it may be that squilliam was better than squidward back then, but in order to become rich, he had to abandon his dream. While squidward got to still try and achieve it.
@majorasdude77283 роки тому
Welp still a better reason than what was showed in the video
@chandranapier22593 роки тому
Considering his name is “Fancyson” what if it’s less about him giving up his dreams to be rich but it’s possible he’s inherited his fortunes. What if he picked on Squidward because even though he puts on an air of superiority he finds something about Squidward interesting enough to badger and harass him, going at great lengths to waste his inherited fortune. Maybe Squilliam is some passionless person, always having been given anything he ever wanted his entire life, yet he has no talents of his own. Squidward, who isn’t rich but has a home by just having his single fast food job. He isn’t the greatest at the clarinet but he never gives up. Fancyson can’t tread him down no matter how he tries by flexing the only thing that makes him stand out, his inherited money. Squidward WORKED for what he has and though it may not be a mass fortune, he still managed what Squilliam may not be able to. He feels like a failure living a lie and continues to keep up this one sided rivalry with Squidward.
@yapyapthedestroyer25623 роки тому
@@chandranapier2259 that actually sounds good. As that fish said, he didn’t even have to touch that clarinet, and he never seems to do anything we could call talent. Honestly it seems that since squilliam has no talent, and only is all big and bad due to his wealth, he most likely would want to make squidward just like he most likely is, a no talent wannabe.
@scootiegotbanned54339 місяців тому
I feel like their relationship was a case of one being famous and having it all but the one who was famous always knew he wasn’t as good as the one who didn’t make it so he tried to always make sure that he knew he was better
@cjtolentino39759 місяців тому
Let’s be real here, we always thought his name was Squilliam Fancypants
@pepperclaire76103 роки тому
my friend: “what’s wrong?” me: “watch this.” my friend: “o h f u c k”
@davidhatcher70163 роки тому
Yeah
@alphayun74013 роки тому
squidward is gay confirmed
@TRUEROOTS20223 роки тому
Precisely
@annika_15783 роки тому
@@alphayun7401 no I remember him having a crush on a girl in one episode. Squidward is bi confirmed. or maybe pan idk
@alphayun74013 роки тому
@@annika_1578 well if he was into a girl no question differently bi or pan lol
@BlueGangsta19582 роки тому
I saw another theory that Squidward isn't even bad at the clarinet. In the first episodes, he played well. At some point, Spongebob borrows it without asking and uses it to clean a toilet or something else destructive. Every Episode after that, Squidward plays badly. Conclusion: his clarinet is broken
@enilah2 роки тому
and because he's poorly paid at krusty krab, it seems he can't afford to fix it lmao
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia2 роки тому
There have also been times he plays well, when he's with SpongeBob XD. Accidently being mutated together via Sandy's teleporter, that music manager guy when he hears the Calarenet playing with SpongeBob Ukulele,
@louzo51752 роки тому
+ when spongbob literaly gifts him new one it works okey oh is it literaly same episode? shuks
@aesthetic_wreck55742 роки тому
And when Spongebob gives him a driftwood clarinet for Christmas he played it really well
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia2 роки тому
@@aesthetic_wreck5574 there's that time SpongeBob made a giant one out of kelp when squidward came giant
@charlizard3011Рік тому
This is an incredible theory that I’d totally buy into, but I have a nitpick over the ending. Whenever Squidward romantically fantasizes about a relationship, it’s always himself with a female (e.g: him dancing with a lady on a magazine, his dream of marrying a Krabby Patty and having a kid, etc.). So, while it isn’t impossible for Squidward to be in a gay relationship, I have another theory to pose: Squidward and Squilliam were in love and feuding over the same girl in high school. A classic rivalry as old as time, Squidward won the affection of a girl whom Squilliam wanted as well and would go to the nail to humiliate Squidward for it. Perhaps this hypothetical lady knew Squidward was more talented than he seemed and knew Squilliam was a fraud hiding behind his money. Now to explain the robe: in Squilliam’s attempts to win the girl over, he gifted a robe to her. However, she continued to adore Squidward more and ended up leaving it with him, further infuriating Squilliam.
@padelacklesРік тому
The lengths that Squilliam goes to to humiliate Squidward makes more sense this way. If Squilliam has everything and still wants to make Squidward feel less than, I think it's because Squidward took a girl from him in band class. If they had dated themselves, it wouldn't be the same ire. It has to be something that Squilliam was NOT in control over even with his power (looks?) and influence.
@Rottingstrawberry_Рік тому
Makes sense
@garamdefender10 місяців тому
sooo why does Squilliam have paintings of Squidward in his house and why would Squidward go to Squilliam’s concert
@girlpower_gacha10 місяців тому
Or squidward is bi
@Jack-ib9kc6 місяців тому
he could also just be bisexual if you really want to buy into the original theory
@wiltry8686Рік тому
Alex deserves to be a cartoon lawyer.
@tiffanyferg3 роки тому
Idk how to handle this information
@waskycute3 роки тому
Lolamayoooooo here b4 this gets 1k likes Also same
My lawyers have requested you take this video down immediately
@rodavert76423 роки тому
Squilliam Fancyson! I should have known there was more to you then I’ve previously thought, I also didn’t know you would go as far as to bribe the police force just to humiliate squidward, you sir have no boundaries at all.
@TamNguyen-hk5lb3 роки тому
Salty Bro
@rodavert76423 роки тому
Yeah well there in the ocean what did you expect?🤷🏻♂️
@thiswillnotdo60273 роки тому
daddy
@darknova15523 роки тому
GO TO HELL 👹🔥🔥
@danielsurvivor1372Рік тому
This is such an underrated theory of yours, ngl I liked simpler non meta theories, also wish you'd make a sequel to this video exploring their relationships
@ImaniSamone_Рік тому
literally as i was watching this i was theorizing that it could be that squilliam is just secretly in love with squid wars and then boom you end up saying that too at the end. the way you did that was 😮💨 *chefs kiss*
@yummystar11023 роки тому
Im suprised there hasnt been an episode looking at squidward and squilliams past
@growlie26763 роки тому
IKR!? I've been waiting for an episode like that since I've started writing Squidward & Squilliam stories. Eventhough I've long since stopped watching Spongebob, I'd totally watch an episode about Squid and Squill's past in a heartbeat!
@deester79143 роки тому
Especially since that newer episodes are revisiting older ones too
@mightymollyfan3 роки тому
I found out squidward and squilliam in real life are Edward and William
@slacktivism053 роки тому
Especially the fact that they made episodes about Mr Krabs and Plankton's past
@stormz91133 роки тому
Slack·tiv·ism exactly
@imworkinonit3 роки тому
Not to mention, Squilliam also knows all of Squidward’s deepest desires. These aren’t things that you would just tell to anyone. He must’ve been someone significant to Squidward at one point.
@jadeimingan1843 роки тому
SQUIDWARD IS GAY!! OH MY GOD!!
@yurisandoval5323 роки тому
they're exs omfg
@mina_ashido82863 роки тому
:0 *Boyfriends or Ex friends*
@recktrec53133 роки тому
They are in the part where he admits he says he wanted to be like him keyword there is “wanted” meaning they have known each other for a while now especially that he knows a lot about him
@katelynthewhitewerewolf63763 роки тому
@@jadeimingan184 Also Squidward really needs to learn you don't need wealth or anything of this stuff to be happy it's Friendship and Friends that's more important but Squidward is too stupid and idiotic to realize that.
@khoi6788Місяць тому
THE ENDINNG CHANGES EVERYTHING OH MY GOD WHAT THIS IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY WHATTT😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
@sarahstice43176 місяців тому
Excellent production value on this 👏🏻 the suspense at the end is amazing thank you. Very entertaining
@ARCTIC_BXXTS3 роки тому
I want to mention that the statue, doesn’t have a unibrow.
@localchef71713 роки тому
It does you gotta look closer I too almost didn't see it
@AngieAJ3 роки тому
HOL UP-
@connora45543 роки тому
Nah it’s there, just hard to see
@TrelliessRose3 роки тому
There's one there, but I feel like the builders made a mistake and Squilliam scratched it on there himself.
@auditect9503 роки тому
His unibrow has a statue of its own already.
@charlottesearle79973 роки тому
Squidward and Squilliam being past lovers was the hot take I never knew I needed. Headcanon accepted
@Wandergirl1083 роки тому
new -> knew excepted -> accepted Make those changes, and I one hundred percent agree. Yes, I am that person.
@charlottesearle79973 роки тому
@@Wandergirl108 nu'thnx
@timiempire22793 роки тому
@@charlottesearle7997 just makes it harder for people to understand, but okay
@charlottesearle79973 роки тому
@@timiempire2279 does it? Does it really? 43 people say no
@timiempire22793 роки тому
@@charlottesearle7997 they aren't saying no, they have to go through the pain to dissect it, but it's a good comment nonetheless so that's why they are liking the comment(me included)
@hmckinney8992Рік тому
11:31 Only love would drive someone to such lengths. I agree 100% nice work on these. You do a really great job!
@corporatemagician18 місяців тому
You know, I feel bad for Squilliam; it's not his fault, it's the creators, because they set this up to loath him - but were actually brainwashed by Squidward into doing it, because Squidward really hates everyone and wants us to sympathize for him(even at the wrong times).
@digitalfantasies45702 роки тому
This theory doesn't even FEEL like a theory anymore. like it just is true, like it fits together just so perfectly lol
@gravendab77552 роки тому
There’s too many holes though.
@danfromyapan2 роки тому
Yea I kinda agre
@JeromeProductions2 роки тому
Yep
@sarinabina54872 роки тому
IKR. honestly one of my favorite theory videos ever (if not my favorite)
@Begeru2 роки тому
Purple fish doctor is an animal doctor too actually.
@unstoppableapollo86663 роки тому
When Squilliam said "Your a cashier!" Then proceeds to laugh. I laugh too. Then I realize I'm a cashier... I'm squidward
@@thepiemonk8 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward . . . I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
@waragon47373 роки тому
@@nichoudha meow I'm sorry i couldn't resist
@Riickky5623 роки тому
Hiiiiiiiiiii Squidward
@cakethecat44923 роки тому
It's even worse when you also play the clarinet 😭 🙋
@keagaming983711 місяців тому
I always thought the reason why Squidward hated Squilliam and why Squilliam always acted entitled towards Squidward was because some really bad happened between the two, but never thought it was because they used to date but broke up. The theory makes sense. This means there was a time when Squidward and Squilliam used to be more than just friends, but something clearly happened between them. Hol up, what if the reason why Squidward is a cashier is because Squilliam took everything from him when they broke up? I mean, high school related relationships rarely end up well for one reason or another. This might also prove a valuable lesson for the people of today's wokojda society, homosexuals are literally JUST people too... they can be just as bad or good as anyone else, they can be just as miserable or entitled and couples of them can be just as manipulative as any other couple. THE LORE OF SPONGEBOB IS SO DEEP OH MY GOODNESS! Alex bail is the best spongebob theorist to have ever existed, sad he no longer makes Spongebob theory videos but it is understandable why he no longer does so.
@flashfunk037310 місяців тому
This is the answer that makes sense
@Oleanderthe_octopuse6 місяців тому
I have these random phases of binge rewatching these theory videos and this phase could last an entire week of just rewatching these videos. I don’t know why but these videos are so iconic that I always have to come back to these lol.
@istarsavorii79303 роки тому
Plot twist, their still dating and squidward just has a degradation kink.
This is exactly what my last relationship was like...
@SuperPrettyPink1013 роки тому
Nah, Squidward has a conscience, he just acts mean because he doesn't want to be vulnerable. Way deep down he's a decent guy.
@s4kl4pnu3 місяці тому
Just came across your channel out of the blue. didn't expect this ending. love the theories btw.
@padelacklesРік тому
“Why would Squilliam be hanging around one of Pearl’s teenage friends” 👀 like damn that’s a whole thing right there
@ragnarok79763 роки тому
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearls teenage friends?" *DUN DUN*
@INTJenny3 роки тому
Down oceanically
@WickedPhase3 роки тому
I always welcome Law and Order memes lmao
@kayrivera73153 роки тому
Epstein didn't kill himself 😂
@andrewcrovella86102 роки тому
“im Chris Hanson from dateline nbc”
@nekrs..spooky24392 роки тому
OI OPRN UP SPUILLIAM THIS THE FISH BI(fbi)
@maturelydisapointingmember26992 роки тому
The enemies to lovers to enemies in this one is immaculate
@peanug56932 роки тому
FACTS ion even like enemies to loved buttttt this one kindaaa……………….
@madisoncastle51382 роки тому
Yes
@greilus45352 роки тому
Yes
@macoyeu2 роки тому
Noo my fav charather is now gay
@greilus45352 роки тому
@@macoyeu always has been
@JohnJohnDoeDoeРік тому
Went from saying Squilliam is a fraud to Squilliam and squidward are ex-lovers to being eaten by an alien parasitic creature that wants to take over and replace humanity
@DEVILISHG666Рік тому
This video deserves more views and likes I died at the end😂😂 big SpongeBob fan! Love the conspiracies! They seem oddly on point 👀
@JoeCambo2 роки тому
Makes sense. Both of them are so egotistical that they'd date someone who looks just like them.
@defsouul31272 роки тому
but remember the neighborhood of octopi? all of them look identical it's just like a human dating someone of the same race
@bigdave72932 роки тому
@@defsouul3127 Good point
@loturzelrestaurant2 роки тому
I want not only this Complexity of Story, but even literally this 'kind' of Character and Plot Twist IN POKEMON. I want someone like Rich-Squid be a Rival or a Side-Character in Pokemon and have him turn out to be an Impostor. Rich BUT sad.
@Firespawnable2 роки тому
@@defsouul3127 true 🤣 they aren't dating someone who looks just like them they are just dating the same fish species in this case another squid. 😂
@deadratsofa2 роки тому
@@defsouul3127 same race couple!?! Cringe!
@abean56503 роки тому
Honestly wouldn't surprise me. Going out with someone who looks almost exactly like Squidward sounds just like something Squidward would do.
@brickbybrick46923 роки тому
holy shit you’re right
@mavisqueen67693 роки тому
theres that episode where squidward goes to the ideal squid society and everybody looks the same so i think you are right
@nightcrow45083 роки тому
Not only that but he also has a crush on a female squid and they kinda looked alike imo. Either way, this whole theory seems spot on
@TheDarkPledge9093 роки тому
Well all squids look like him. This one just thinks they are a version of the high elves.
@jorgejarai3 роки тому
@@nightcrow4508 Bi Squidward confirmed
@jesusceballos727711 місяців тому
@9:52 What if!!???? He never existed and mr fancy pants. Is just an imagination in squidwards head. And squilluam is just an embodiment of squidwards insecurities. Well everything he wished he could be and have. Growing up and maturing . You get to a certain age. Where you regret wasting your life. And you feel like you failed squilium is his insecurities
@MrKingoverall7 місяців тому
I had this theory in mind aswell. But you broke it down brilliantly. Nice 😂👍
@AshHeaven3 роки тому
The real telling fact was that Squilliam’s statue had no unibrow.
@grisannetr11463 роки тому
It does have one. It's just white
@conaniq3 роки тому
It's just far above his forehead
@srupd05223 роки тому
Uhm actually it does it's just White
@senpaitre3 роки тому
What if squilliam bought squidwards house bc first off u would think that squidwards house Is meant to be of himself well yeah but at second glance the house clearly has a unibrow while squidward has no eyebrows.. Plus squidward works at the Krusty Krab there no way he could afford a house like that while my boi spongebob lives in a pineapple 😂
@Crossing-Blades3 роки тому
@@grisannetr1146 I’m pretty sure that’s just reflecting light.
@juditha-m94723 роки тому
“Sucked eggs in high school” OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS Edit: eggs are slang for balls in Spanish
@Solomon04243 роки тому
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
@bellevanheule50263 роки тому
Uhhhh...... Let me pretend I didn't see the comment.....
@kubotheinconsideratefool42083 роки тому
h
@jfreak8883 роки тому
“Just try to picture him in his underwear... OH NO, HE’S HOT!!!”
@Haydn8oR3 роки тому
Guess Squidward was the bottom Then again, tops can do that too, and usually the pompous rich guy is the bottom. Switches, hell. Usually I leave sex out of the equation, i mean, it's a fucking kids show cartoon, but that comment just got my mind going.
@Fredobardott7 місяців тому
My belief is that they dated in high school Squidward broke up with Squilliam to pursue music career and failed. Squilliam used this as motivation to become rich and likes to shove it in his exes face.
@slaninaslukom68788 місяців тому
They were roomates 😳
@harrisonstewart37813 роки тому
I always think Squilliam’s unibrow is a fake.
@harrisonstewart37813 роки тому
It looks removable, like a doodle mustache, drawn by SpongeBob, that flies like a bird.
@merchantziro42853 роки тому
@@harrisonstewart3781 My god, so that's where Squidward's hair went
@decimace3 роки тому
@@merchantziro4285 wasn’t his hair really long and blonde?
@merchantziro42853 роки тому
@@decimace Not that one, the one made by SpongeBob with the Magic Pencil in the Doodlebob episode.
@decimace3 роки тому
@@merchantziro4285 ooooh, I see
@enharmonics3 роки тому
Sqillium is definitely the bitter ex who never got over Squidward and has dedicated his whole life to tormenting him because even though he hates him, he’s still hopeless and pathetically obsessed and wants to show how much better he is without him. His every action might as well be accompanied by a full orchestral symphony arrangement of the song “Gives You Hell”.
@anthonymacas4073 роки тому
Nice profile picture
@uouq95583 роки тому
@@anthonymacas407 thanks
@Timmering3 роки тому
Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head for a while... lol
@anthonymacas4073 роки тому
@@uouq9558 yw
@misfitmania45587 місяців тому
Said ward IS a good artist, the whole point of his character is that his hubris and pride gets in the way. Because when he doesn’t care about his art, he does extremely well. Honestly, even when he does care he has great mastery over many many mediums, but he only ever makes art of Himself. Which isn’t even a bad thing. The old Masters did self portraits all the time because it was cheap and you didn’t have to pay a model.
@GhostSanctuary7Місяць тому
This is actually the same doctor that prescribed Gary the snail plasma. So he definitely does work with pets as well. He must have done a lot of medical and veterinary schooling
@angelag55783 роки тому
brb changing my voicemail greeting to "hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent"
@lettersforchrist2 роки тому
I JUST DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭😭
@angelag55782 роки тому
@@lettersforchrist as you should ✨
@lettersforchrist2 роки тому
@@angelag5578 😭 God bless you
@littlemonster69392 роки тому
@@lettersforchrist I have nothing to say except I love your name-
@lettersforchrist2 роки тому
@@littlemonster6939 thank you!! Are you a Christian? Because I am and I love Jesus!! What's ur tiktok lol
@wlfmanjack3 роки тому
This guy "Why does Squidward have Squilliam's robe?" Me "OOOOOOO I get it, Squidward and Squilliam are the same person and all these episodes are just Squidward hating himself" Proceeds to watch the rest of the video Me "Oh... you went a completely different direction with that."
@zii56673 роки тому
That's actually a good theory jo5 allot of evidence to back it up.hut not bad
@Karlalovescandy183 роки тому
Lol me too
@keepyourshoesathedoor3 роки тому
I like yours too.
@LordZemosa3 роки тому
@OHGAS this is a sick observation ngl
@XraynPR3 роки тому
Squilliam is the Tyler Durden of Spongebob
@toubi43166 місяців тому
My question for Alex: did you always intend on having this series belong to an ARG, or did you think of the ARG later? To other people: I actually first watched the videos by “This Place is not Happy” before eventually being led to this channel.
@patrickstar6515Рік тому
I dont think that last one is right but all those other ones freaked me out.
@ikonyk43702 роки тому
So Squilliam is a petty jealous ex? Well that explains the bottom energy.
@Firespawnable2 роки тому
Bottom energy? 😂
@ikonyk43702 роки тому
@@Firespawnable do you really think he was the top?🤨
@Firespawnable2 роки тому
@@ikonyk4370 Squilliam seems like his ego is too big to let someone top him. 😂
@ikonyk43702 роки тому
@@Firespawnable that's fair. All I'm saying is, let squidward wrap just one tentacle around his neck and he'll submit quick af
@Firespawnable2 роки тому
@@ikonyk4370 Squilliam seems much more dominant than Squidward tho 🤣
@kupchinaspqsuk37922 роки тому
squidward really dated himself with an unibrow
@sarinabina54872 роки тому
PLS😭
@carrotisalie2 роки тому
I'd date myself with a unibrow
@darrenbarnes69042 роки тому
I'll do the same hehe
@user-pk1cq9ny9q2 роки тому
Sylki moment
@rude-eye35702 роки тому
I believe that squidward and squiliam didn’t date, squidward legit has a crush on a girl squid and spongbob coaches him to help him on his date, either squidward is bi or that last theory that they dated is untrue
@drewdabrew47458 місяців тому
This video is hilarious 😂 . Thank you bro , true lover letter to one of the best shows ever made . I ive heard SpongeBob was originally supposed to be an adult show . Its shows and is a very interesting idea to think if it ever was adult rated 😂
@diamond_stardustРік тому
This video started a whole new binge for me thx!
@dosdoomguy22853 роки тому
“How did spongebob get in?” Forgot about the time he flawlessly made Michelangelo’s David?
@ImposterTheory3 роки тому
I THINK EVERYONE LOOKED OVER THAT. LIKE HOW DID HE??? WHAT??
@PriffyViole3 роки тому
There's Spongebob explained, but what about Patrick?
@Wampao3 роки тому
@@PriffyViole Patrick made googly-eye art in that one episode and the critics loved it (I think). Maybe he's more of an abstract art kind of guy?
@Coincollector813 роки тому
Spongebob is unique he's unusually talented but has no previous experience. If spongebob wasn't immature he would accomplish great things.
@panospanagopoulos60543 роки тому
@@Coincollector81 He did. He had all these awards in one episode
@Deity3333 роки тому
Ok the dating part really isn’t far fetched when you realize how self centered they both are
@connor488803 роки тому
And how similar they both look
@redyosh98113 роки тому
@@connor48880 maybe they're related too
@averagemonke44283 роки тому
@@redyosh9811 *insert alabama joke*
@kee73743 роки тому
@@redyosh9811 they have different last names though and wasn’t there a whole city of squids in one episode
@MegaJesseman3 роки тому
Yeah, Squidward not only referred to Squilliam as hot at one point, but also himself, so I could believe it.
@heinzhenry20473 місяці тому
Daaaaamn, nooo waaaaay. You really blew my mind with this video🤯😂
@kaansalih3396Місяць тому
The plan? Turn Squilliam into the richest squid by humiliating the only other squid in Bikini Bottom. - Nathan Fielder
@dapperdevil22053 роки тому
As a gay man- I absolutely believe Squilliam would go this far to get back at an ex
@mmlya60263 роки тому
eeeeeeh idk
@igdlackbig3 роки тому
Mood lmao
@fellipedasilva993 роки тому
Well you shouldn’t get back at an ex, it’s immature in general. It happens in any kind of relationship, but it shouldn’t be done.
@everything50663 роки тому
@@fellipedasilva99 im pretty sure he's joking..
@HoboTheHenry3 роки тому
Remember squidward’s girlfriend, I don’t think she approves
@NiquidFox3 роки тому
"You can connect the dots and find some very interesting stories" Me watching this after the Mrs. Puff theory : *YOU DONT SAY*
@braderaku3 роки тому
Same
@sophisticatedindividual32253 роки тому
Same
@braderaku3 роки тому
@@sophisticatedindividual3225 same
@nomazulu3 роки тому
@@braderaku same
@braderaku3 роки тому
@@nomazulu same
@gamerkat36998 місяців тому
Us: squidward how are you so funny? Squidward: t.r.a.u.m.a i have trauma and im ga-
@BaldorfBreakdowns17 днів тому
Whoa, the intro actually set up the theory and didn't take 4 minutes to get into the theory itself! No live action skits bogging down the pacing either! Much better than the later videos.
@Cookee66303 роки тому
I was deadass about to click off the video then you said "wait."
@VincenzoRutiglianoDiaz3 роки тому
same
@JoseFloresEC3 роки тому
Same. Now, a time of silence to all those who clicked off.
@carsonclashed88603 роки тому
I’m so glad I waited that ending is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
@sanaawilliams71533 роки тому
Same
@richard49753 роки тому
Same
@adrianbayley69393 роки тому
Normal people watch spongebob. This guy applies the scientific method to it.
@12DAMDO3 роки тому
The Theorizer is a great channel who diagnoses the characters' mental state
@karenthecashier76593 роки тому
Hi
@JamesZ321003 роки тому
Just hypotheses tho lol
@Monica17N9 місяців тому
2:27 the green fish were also at the zoo with Clamoo as zoo employees, so maybe having them with the doctor made it seem like they came from an animal-care related establishment