the fact that the Jedi are called "hopeless situation warriors" is both sadly ironic and strangely fitting

"He is in my behind" yeah this is going in the watch later folder for sure.

"You two careful, he is a big." "Mister Speaker, we are for the big" God the voice acting is so good, like unironically this is amazing.

46:45 I think “The Black Influence” is the most poetic and terrifying title The Dark Side has ever been given.

19:36 “Batter to death them! Batter to death them! Batter to death them!” 10/10 writing. You can actually feel the rage he’s in.

"The geography that I stands compares you superior." What an epic line by Section Ratio

I never understood why everyone says the dialog in the prequels were so bad but now I realize it's because they must have just been watching the wrong version. This writing is clearly Shakespearian in its majestic beauty.

1:45:27 "I dare not believe the words that I hear" If you ask me, that's a much better and more powerful line than "I don't believe what I'm hearing"

"R2, do you is fucking?" -Obi Wan Kenobi 2005

"Disabled person must solve" 1:47:44 Anakin solved all these problems two decades later as a quadruple amputee

This film changed my life, before watching this film I was a hopeless situation warrior, now I am the plum of. 10/10

7:24 "I feel far from good" This might be way better than "I have a bad feeling about this"

"good, you beat the inside" "He is in my behind" "The disgusting thing came" A story in three acts

1:37:27 "You are already at full cock now" as he finishes murdering a bunch of young jedi. That had me in tears!

According to the guy who originally posted about Backstroke of the West, one of the many reasons the dialogue is so off at times is because one of the bootleggers first listened to the movie in English then wrote down what he thought he heard. That is why Anakin saying “Destroyers” at 8:56 is translated to “Exterminate them”, because the bootlegger thought he said “Destroy them”. Apparently, the guy also would just make things up, like the dialogue of the droids in the elevator telling each other to stop pushing, since in the original scene they’re just mumbling.

47:17 "He become more and more strong and big." *ominous music swells, as if he said something profound*

Normal people: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE The intellectual: you were the person you who to pick out

The “written by George Lucas” at the end makes this perfect

This line on 20:38 is criminally underrated. The sass in Space General's words is gorgeous. Masterful trolling of hopeless situations

"You underrated my ability." "Is!" Ratio tile, telling this to his former friend and hopeless situation Allah gold, soon-to-be South host. Brave and thought-provoking 10/10

Whoever voiced Obi Wan is just spot on.

15:10 "Anakin, there's no time." Translates to "Gold!"

"Our dichotomy opens the combat" sounds like a george Lucas line

This is what Yoda hears when other people talk.

He is a big Mr Speaker, we are the big Good lord

I came searching for gold, and I found more gold than expected.

@31:50 "To spend how long does two lovers talent open heart" ....just ...wow ❤ 😢

3:48 “game time started” that is the best line I’ve ever heard.

2:03:05 Palpatine: "Grasp the person right away" Coruscant Guard: "Is, follow instructions" *Runs in opposite direction*

12:05 "You two careful, he is a big" "Mr. speaker, we are FOR the big" LOL!!!

"I think the pudding that the prime minister." "West?" George Lucas is such a master of dialogue

1:13:42 Sounds like a tv commercial motto "Take away this power, save your lover"

57:35 "Everybody is Good" I lost it. Of all the ways I thought "Hello there" could be changed, that wasnt one of them at all.

1:59:30 "You underrated my ability." "Is." Such powerful writing, I cry every time.

fav lines: 19:13 "smelly boy" 19:37 "batter to death them!" 23:38 "the nobody greets" 21:41 "like, record, you owed me a you owed seven times." "is nine times in fact. like this time don't count. in fact." 26:29 "i had enough of these politicseses" 26:42 "are you O. K.? you is shivering. How?" 29:54 "it has a great father. a great hopeless situation warrior." 30:35 "return my baby!" 32:34 "you died at the time of livinging the child." "is that baby on the hoof?" "do not know" 33:07 "i do not need the childs help" 38:17 "send these troopseses only" 38:23 "is really boring" 39:16 "they want to know him at fuck" 46:31 "he is so strong and big" 57:26 "everybody is good!" 1:04:03 "in the fire of water." "you say what" 1:07:32 "looking me am a civilization person" 1:11:18 "i am the member of senate" "not just" 1:15:17 "i did what" 1:34:58 "this is what who fuck" 1:37:36 "you are already at full cock now" 1:46:42 "this is your own masterpiece" 1:59:27 "the geography that i stands compares you superior" 2:08:51 "do not want!" 2:09:22 "we have been hoping to get to keep the daughter" 2:10:30 "like to like to look after them, clean them. i occupy to walk first, is my wife." "what?"

"To me hero's is just bad person" Greatest words from Hopeless Situation Warrior Allah Gold.

1:58:36 "D the superior is a bad person." "To me hero's is just bad person." "Friend, you are crazy!"

This is a testament to John Williams. Scenes still feel powerful even when Obi Wan is yelling IS! in the climax.

I really wish George, Hayden, and Ewan would do a reaction to this.

Watching this movie has become a Christmas tradition for me for no other reason that I first watched it around Christmas. I know it by heart but it still brings me so much joy. Thanks and blessings to the voice actors (still amazed by Obi Wan and Anakin’s voice actors) and to the bootlegger who accidentally made that masterpiece.

"This is your own masterpiece" - Ratio Tile

Palpatine: You two careful he is a big Obi: Mr. speaker, we are for the big made me laugh

Everyone talks about some of those masterpiece lines, but "Still there are those pathetic people" isn't talked about enough

1:59:34 conveys the emotion in one word... A true masterpiece...

Whoever voiced Ratio Tile and Allah Gold, they sounded exactly like the original actors.

"You underrated my ability" "Is"

Can we just appreciate that because of this man we are watching star wars for free?

Obi Wan asking if R2 found some cute droid to bang is perhaps one of the single funniest things I've ever heard.

"She complete health, but we can't explain why she quick dead"

Whoever is voicing anakin is pretty damn spot on

I came, west emperor

gonna become a police officer just so i can say “adult, you were caught”

2:00:21 "I will ruin you" is actually such a powerful and dark line.

"He is in my behind!" "The disgusting thing came!" This is a beautiful generation we live in

Lines that are just as good/better than the original 3:48 “Game time started” 57:34 “Everybody is good?” (Only if it’s a question rather than a statement) 1:08:10 “You are certain?” “Beyond all doubt” 1:11:26 “That I have to revolt” (doesn’t make much grammatical sense but I still like it) 1:46:41 “This is your own masterpiece” 1:46:52 “This is what your exasperation results in. You let the dark lord distort your heart.” 1:48:42 “Your pride let you say such words” 1:58:43 “Friend you are crazy!” 2:00:22 “I will ruin you!” 2:00:36 “What I love is you”

Yeah, I also came here because of Blarg lol

1:15:52 "Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety" I just can't believe how accurate this is

You know you're in for a treat when the Star Wars logo appears, taking up the whole screen... and it gets translated to "Star War".

Im having a backstroke, somebody of when the ambulance call

I know this dubbed version is an absolute masterpiece the moment "He is in my behind!" is said 4:08

I love how Dooku is just called “the” lol

I really love how Jedi Knight is translated as "hopeless situation warrior"! And the fact that the Jedi Council is the "Presbytarian Church" is absolutely hilarious. The dark side being called "the black influence" is poetic though.

"Pull out your sword. Dedicate the body for your Speaker."

ngl the “this is your own masterpiece” quote goes hard

This better not ever be taken down

I don't remember the Presbyterian church playing such a big role in the star wars universe

This is legendary. One of the vital pieces of UKposts.

"This is where the fun begins!" 3:48 "They're all over me" 4:09 "Flying is for droids..." 5:14 "They're all over me, Anakin!" 6:19 "I have a bad feeling about this..." 7:24 "R2, I need you to stay with the ship" 8:21 THIS ONE CRACKS CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME "Did you press the stop button?" 9:25 "R2, do you copy?" 9:51 "Always on the move" 10:01 "You stupid little astro droid" 10:45 "Sith lords are our speciality" bit 12:10 "I've been looking forward to this" 12:36 Dooku's last words 13:33 "DEW IT" 14:22 "You did well, Anakin" speech 14:35 HOL UP "Prepare for attack!" 15:27 "General, we found the jedi..." 17:46 this one bit has nothing to do with the actual dialogue lmao "You're shorter than I expected" bit 18:56 "Crush them!" 19:37 "Not to worry, we are still flying half a ship" 22:06 "Another happy landing" 23:38 The whole dialogue between Palps and Windu here cracks me up 24:55 "Ani, I'm pregnant" 26:55 "Yes, Lord Sidious" 28:34 Padme makes baby plans that she will never get to fulfill 29:37 "You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master" 37:04 "They want to know what he's up to" 39:16 Padme is "sounding like a separatist" 41:33 Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 46:08 "I've just been so frustrated with the council" 50:40 "Obi-Wan. May the force be with you" 51:12 HELLO THERE 57:33 "Oh I don't think so" 59:53 "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi" 1:01:26 "The council doesn't seem to appreciate your talents" 1:02:18 this one lmao "You're the Sith Lord!" 1:04:12 "So uncivilised..." 1:07:32 "I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith lord" 1:07:55 Mace attempts to arrest the Chancellor 1:10:55 I AM THE SENATE 1:11:18 "It's treason, then" 1:11:26 Mace vs Palpatine in front of Anakin 1:13:08 Palpatine converts to islam lmao 1:14:08 "It's not the Jedi way" 1:14:34 UNLIMITED POWER 1:15:01 "What have I done?!" 1:15:17 "Just help me save Padme's life..." 1:15:52 I'M DED LMAO Birth of Darth Vader 1:16:47 "Rise" 1:17:05 this has me in tears "Once more, the Sith shall rule the galaxy!" 1:18:58 ORDER 66 1:20:40, 1:22:18 "Master Skywalker, there's too many of them..." 1:23:45 "Who? Who could have done this??" 1:34:57 "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed" 1:35:11 The Republic becomes the Empire 1:35:53 "So this is how liberty dies..." 1:36:18 >>>1:37:35 I SWEAR THIS HAS ME DEAD ON THE FLOOR 1:37:49 OK STALIN "Padme, I need your help. He is in grave danger" 1:38:50 His delivery kills me "You have brought peace to the galaxy" 1:42:35 Mustafar scene w/ Padme&Anakin&Obi Wan starts at 1:43:49 "LIAR!" 1:46:10 "You turned her against me!" 1:46:38 "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!" 1:47:31 "You will try" 1:47:53 cue in Battle of the Heroes soundtrack "Into exile I must go" 1:56:45 The last piece of dialogue between Anakin & Obi wan starts 1:58:29 "Then you are lost!" 1:58:43 love it. This is canon now. "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!" 1:59:23 "You were the chosen one!" 1:59:57 "I HATE YOU!" 2:00:21 Padme's diagnosis 2:04:44 this has me dying "Lord Vader. Can you hear me?" 2:07:56 "NOOOOOO!" 2:08:50 Bail Organa gives the droids to Captain Antilles 2:10:25 BONUSES ✨All elephant moments: 15:16, 22:04, 22:07, 36:38, 1:38:04, 1:44:42, 1:47:14 ✨Obi-Wan swears a lot: 6:19, 9:51, 39:16, 1:34:57 ✨Dirty moments✨ 4:09, 5:14, 12:19, 14:35, 18:42, 28:34, 1:15:33, 1:37:36

“I feel far from good”, the iconic Star Wars phrase used in every movie

Jedi: *Dies* Bail Organa: "Run!" Gee, nice advice man.

Just remember that this is what Japanese feel like hearing when you speak katakana.

1:35:47 I love that the delivery of this line is genuinely convincing.

“This is your own masterpiece” was actually a very oddly fitting line

Yoda saying "I must leave the country" is always great.

“I was just made by the Presbyterian Church” -Anakin Skywalker

When you've watched Revenge Of The Sith enough times to remember each line by heart, something like this becomes all the funnier to watch. 😂

1:15:17 "I did what" I'm fucking ded

9:53 "R2, do you is fucking"

The Willhelm scream at 15:43 is perfection.

When palpatine is less cocky: I AM THE MEMBER OF SENATE

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this”? No no no you simpleton. “I feel far from good”

I can't believe that Allah Gold betrayed the Presbyterian Church

Now we just need the other 5 films in this style to make it complete!

I love how Anakin's and Grievous' names just sound like they're from a bad 80s Cartoon: "Gold" and "General Space"

The most hilarious thing is the fact that Disney doesn't care enough to take down the film

Noob: “Execute Order 666” Me (an intellectual): “That hopeless situation killing off just now”

1:37:30 the emotion in this line is unmatched

Gotta love the fact that this entire video is not only the easiest way to watch such a dub, but also the easiest way to even watch the entire movie proper without buying or renting. And I'm not gonna lie, the dubbers sure did well in the Mustafar duel, making even the most absurd of statements become serious business.

46:08 "Did you heard of the tragedy that reach the man." "Not."

The guys who dubbed Anakin and Obi Wan are honestly so good.

If "game time started" doesn't give you chills, idk what will

This is a goddamned masterpiece and gave me and my friends the best possible entertainment we could have ever asked for.

Normie: *”I have the high ground!”* Me (an intellectual): *”The geography that I stands compares you superior!”*

“Is.” The best line ever. 😂

I love that the dialogue is Shakespearian dictionary meets Gen Z grammar and syntax.

I ask you, what mother hasn't yelled out, "RETURN MY BABY?" E: also, this dialog is just as natural as George's

There's something almost Shakespearean about this.

38:16 "Send these troopseses only" I think Master Windoo spent too much time with senator Bings.

1:17:05 in the og he says “rise” dramatically but HERE he simply says “get UP” 😂😂😂

I rediscover this every few years, and every time it is still hilarious.