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The future called. It gets worse.

ahahahahahaa yupp

Yup.

Yep

Don't worry past version of this guy! Three months later... its still hurts.

I'm rewatching some shows and the moment he said that i was like, ohh foreshadowing?

It’s like Stephen could see into the future

So, four indictments later

stephen looks so different here and it was barely two years ago

@@bloodstoneore4630 that is what trump does to a person who has morals

Agreed....nothing but be a bitch. But I guess she’s the Queen

She's the only Trump that hasn't screwed us over.

Well she done plenty ..she sucks trump 🍄 de best

You know those "participation awards" the right get so salty over? It's exactly like one of those.

Her not killing him in his sleep deserves ovation enough for the embarrassment he's brought onto her and her son.

I crown Stephen Colbert King of late night!

aciarduce I believe you

I am so glad I where sound asleep when that spech happend

@@stormyweather9570 I just did the more sane thing: reading the transcript

@@stormyweather9570 Wouldn't be much of a difference, it would still be full of contradictions and lies. It would just be the long form version.

@@Shreddingharley looking in the mirror eh?

@@Shreddingharley Shed ur brain, eh?

SHRED SHRED SHRED Proofread before you send or post.

"Good One" 😂😂😂😂

They tried, but he was too busy actually doing his job

You mean trickle down economics failed yet again? Shocked I tell you

Mueller would probably decline any invitation, since he is deep in an investigation. Which of course is ruining the opportunity for legislation.

Or James comey.

Facts!

@@joannbowden6220 it was a money laundering front.

@@XiaoGuanYin104 If I needed facts, I'll ask Donald Trump . Sponsored by Chevron :)

Orange boy just piles on the lies and lies . we have not yet begun to dream? are you shiting me I dream of you wearing a orange jumper and I can't wait for them to take away your wig and your tan lotion

Actually in 2015 Singapore and Switzerland had better economies than the United States and their people live longer so he's talking out of his f****** ass especially with the Republicans in charge and they're now dumping everything in the streams because there's no regulations that's right folks hire a Republican and you get no regulations Bad drinking water fracking near schools yes, all you have to do is vote Republican and get shity drinking water if you don't believe me ask the people in Flint Michigan

Marny5580 And once on your shoes very hard to get off!!!

or cancer

Choked on my rice seeing this.

Hey, not liking the guy is no reason to insult manure like that.

Chakat Stripedfur I know. Manure doesn’t deserve it.

Stephen Colbert: keeping America sane one show at a time.

Courage Karnga You both nailed it! Stephen is the absolute best!! I wonder if he would ever consider running for President, hmm 🤔. Not that I would wish it on him that’s for sure!

Hahaha... Score! A direct hit!

Brilliant!!

Drones, bots, walking around wearing people-faces. How they can live with themselves, after everything they've done is quite perplexing, meh. It's worse than that, though - because their behavior and actions are -directly- influencing too many people. :/

Andy Richards SOMETIMES abortion is necessary for the mother's survival. While I'm in favor of it being implemented in cases of rape& incest., I stand against abortion being used simply as a retroactive contraceptive. With the republican cuts to childcare services, planned parenthood, Medicaid, etc., once those kids are born, wish em luck, because they won't get much help without good jobs&great insurance. WE take money from the poor& give it to the rich, that's a fact, admit it. Neither you or I, or our families are in the the position to have to consider abortion...I call that lucky.

Was looking for this, the ENTIRE time she had a left sided smile on order to be able to endure his B.S. Not sure how she kept her composure throughout that charade 😝.

@Andy Richards if your against abortion fine. But then we should be giving out condoms and birth control and quit this abstinence based sex Ed.. because guess what it doesn't work.

He isn't innocent.

"for someone who THINKS he is innocent" There fixed it ;-)

@@FutureChaosTV The truth is whatever he decides it is. And his minions are happy to believe it.

@@FutureChaosTV "Someone who PRETENDS he's innocent"...

We are about to find out aren't we!?

@George Cipollone Worldwide

Still snowing? Boycott mainstream bunch of brainwashing Fool's

That was practically trolling. May as well say "Today, Trump was in-peached... that is to say, *eating a peach!"*

@@edmondbhenderson6569 Ya they often do lie, like when they say that Bernie Sanders, and ACO are socialists even though thats complete bullshit and easy to see when you actually know what you're talking about and what they want to implement.

Lmao 2020

Funny... But I guess fat shaming is good if it's about Trump's.

Jep Time it isn’t about fat shaming Trump. It’s about the painfully obvious lie about his obesity.

@@keystonekabes im not protecting him... I hate his guts too. But he never said he was thin, nor fit. And Libs are always into being fat but beautiful... Guess not always. I just hate the double standard.

Jep Time again it isn’t about his body weight. It’s about his vanity and dishonesty. Had he used a plausible weight like 260 no one bats an eye but a weight just below BMI for obesity is plainly a lie.

@@jeptime657 maybe you don't know the full context of the joke. He literally hired a fake doctor AND a military one to not only publically tell everyone that he 1) was one of the most healthy and fit presidents ever, but also that 2) they said that he was 239 pounds and 6'3, *conveniently* putting his BMI at 29.9..... just below the 30.0 threshold for him to be officially described as obese, rather than merely overweight. This has little to do with him being fat, and more so that he will needlessly lie over anything, even the stuff that's obvious to everyone.

And the state of the many defendants is guilty!

good one

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! lol

It was very easy since it was the best SOTU speech ever

Not as hard as it is for Democrats to accomplish things without brains. Wait, that’s why they don’t!

@@detonaterdavis3948 , Democrats always tends to the needs of the people. Whereas Republicans are for Wall Street, Big Pharma and Big Insurance plus Tax cuts for those who don't need I( Rich and Big Corporations).

@@detonaterdavis3948 Says the "detonater" supporting the "orange idiot" Republicans are complete thickos.

Bad taste.

Lol

@@Someone_e_f, swallow and don't spit

Poor Melania...

Melanie must really hate Trump

He never declared personal bankruptcy. What failures did you pay for? What failures of his?

@@JaredVii you are aware of how bankruptcy works, right? WE all pay for those. and come on, 5 or six of them? you gonna tell me you have an excuse for each? Those are socialism for business, so yes, I paid for them. So did you.

@@metaburgeon138 Yes, are you aware? No, we don't pay for those. Can you prove you have? I can't prove I have because I didn't.

@@JaredVii your tax payer dollars pay for it, just like they pay for welfare checks

@@potaterjim Jared thinks bankruptcy is paid for by the magic money fairy. I wonder how many welfare recipients would be covered by the carry over costs of one of Dons bankruptcies.

Withien, Sums up what the U.S. is about.

“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.” ― George Orwell, 1984

How deep and true - Tommy Vasec, Feb 6th, 2019

@@stormyweather9570 He was talking about actual Tolatarism. Not on the Left, but not on the Right, rather both side's. Keep in mind Orwell fought in the Spanish Civil War in the Anarchist side.

StormyWeather how do you know what context I meant when I posted it. Looks like an assumption on your part and a projection of your own meaning and understanding but it’s not what I presented. It also actually comes from the book itself so I was sourcing something like you would a reference. Please look deeper into what you are saying and ask yourself, is what I am saying belong to me or is this other person saying this. I not only studied literature but world religions, occult, esoteric and ancient knowledges. I have studied with living mentors as well as read thousands of books on very diverse subjects just in case I need to justify myself to you. Wishing you well. I’m not interested in slicing and dicing my brain into compartmentalizations politics but more interested how the parts come together to make up the whole of the picture of life, just to let you know. Many blessings on your path.

He looked extremely grim during the speech.

Skratter du, Ferlører du!

@Giant Robot She looks a thousand times better than the orange sack of shit, Trump. Edit: Giant Robot, deleted his comment, where he called Pelosi “an old hag.”

She had a really impressive poker face during his speech lol

Yeah, I wud have loved to hear her thoughts. I bet she was lol later though. Lol😅

@Giant Robot Trumpet rules hamberders maybe, but that's it.

I understood that refference

she wasn't smiling or smirking she was in fact just exhibiting more symptoms I E the second childhood phase of senile dementia

@@johnlewis9158 Keep telling yourself that.

@@johnlewis9158 to quote your lord and cult leader.....Fake News !

@@jjaice33 , not Lord, its his daddy.

Some even more repulsive quotes (yes, he actually said this shit): Donald Trump: I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her. So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited. To deal with, you know. Howard Stern: The nerve of her. Now you can’t go out with 16-year-olds. Howard Stern: Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds? Donald Trump: Oh, absolutely. Howard Stern: Would you do it? Donald Trump: I’d have no problem. Howard Stern: Do you have an age limit? Donald Trump: No, I have no age... I mean, I have age limit. I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds. ... Howard Stern: Donald, seriously. You know about sexual predators and things like that. Donald Trump: Right. Robin Quivers: You are one. Howard Stern: I wasn't going to say that, but... [Donald smiles and nods to laughter] Donald Trump: I don’t think Ivanka would do that [pose for nude photographs] inside the magazine [Playboy], although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps, I would be dating her... is that terrible? Joy Behar: Who are you, Woody Allen? Mr. Trump frequently sought assurances... that the women in his life were beautiful. During the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant, he sat in the audience as his teenage daughter, Ivanka, helped to host the event from onstage. He turned to Brook Antoinette Mahealani Lee, Miss Universe at the time, and asked for her opinion of his daughter’s body. "'Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?'" Ms. Lee recalled him saying. "I was like, 'Really?' That’s just weird. She was 16. That’s creepy."

That had me cracking up! 😂

Yes that's what he said. Good job

@@moxiethegamebunny937 oh wow ! Crazy ! ... this man is sick !

@@jjaice33 Trump? Yeah, he sure is. What you would expect from someone who's been the buddy to two infamous child molesters.

Same in Australia

Goddamnit you guys how are you in a sane country?!? I'm stuck in good ole Trumpland...

A man with integrity and compassion and what is right for all should be on our currency

You must be a young'n - it's been more-or-less since the 60s; it was just tweaked in the 80s.

Some of us since the early sixties. But we had a premier who was really into health care.

I think half the jokes could be written a few days before. Trump is very predictable

Every line of the SOTU was basically a joke, so...

He is impressive in making a fool of himself. Nothing new about agent orange

Very impressive. I was in the entertainment biz for 40 yrs. That WAS championship level.

@@lawrenceatkinson5884 yes but the other shows covering this topic comedically didn't reach 50% of what they did here, wild imo

This comment should have a million likes. I lol'd

illiac yes it was We’ll, instead of well. So what?

C n my.

Not true dushbag

@HeyMildred "Median income is up." And the income of the bottom 40% is down from its peak around the year 2000.

Agreed. The real thing would be just too depressing

Agree!

Much!

This will be Trump's second visit to Vietnam. He's trying to out Obama, Obama. Sorry Donnie, you're not fooling anybody.

🤣🤣🤣

Oh, I do hope things are not quite so dark yet.

😁😁

This made me choke on my coffee.

How so?

I agree, it was the one genuinely funny moment in this 12 minute hate session.

alrighty then - don’t forget if trump goes down pence moves up. I say don’t bother with impeachment, just vote him out

Lol!!😂😂

alrighty then I thought it was just me. He s very unsettling. Lol😬

Pence has to go first so he can't move up & can't pardon all the Republican criminals including Trump. Trump smugly believes he will never go to jail because he can get Pence's pardon.

Did Closet Pence's mother/wife have to be in the room because he was sitting so close to another woman?

Most people who live in the US don't know how socialism works, even though the US is socialist to some extent. But who defined socialism in the US? If you do your homework, you will find that it was/is very wealthy people and industrialists who wanted it all. To them, socialism was evil because it cut into their gains. It was as simple as that. So they brainwashed generations of dummies to think of socialism as the end of the world and some sort of eternal slavery and pain. And the ironic thing is that these same people scaring you with socialism are the ones who get billions in government hand-outs every year, even though they're profitable by themselves. If they don't believe in government handing out money, perhaps they should stop taking it themselves. Or maybe their BS about evil socialism is just a ruse to redirect government money into their pockets.

What's another disturbing thing is how the Repubs have gone out of their way to make a college education less attainable for children of working class families. These evil Repubs vilify everything about college including college professors. They support clowns like Rush Limbaugh who say; "you don't need a college education, just listen to me ". But they don't let on that every single wealthy Repub in business or government ALL send their own children to college. The last thing they want is working class students competing and winning against their little darlings. An uneducated population is far easier to control than an educated population.

Felicia Gardner agreed. He ‘redefined’ us as the highest level of the working poor.

Until 2015 America did have the wealthiest middle class, however Canada now holds the title. Therefore is Trump taking credit for work he had nothing to do with? I mean he made it sound like he was responsible for that. Which I suppose that is what politicians do.

Not on the floor of Congress, unfortunately.

Duane Appo Yes, it is illegal to lie to Congress!!! 😣😡He continued the stupid wars, ffs! 😣😡

Only when during testify.

We may find ourselves Fleeing in shotgun shock And we may find ourselves Caravanning to another Part of the world And we may find our country Being steered by lunatical Madmen at the wheel And we may find ourselves Without our beautiful houses Without our beautiful life And we may ask ourselves Hell..can it get any worse? Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Why does it need to be this way And we may ask ourselves Do we need spying oversight We may tell ourselves It doesn't matter if I cast my individual vote And we may tell ourselves Don't blame me For losing our beautiful life Letting our freedoms go bye Let the corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Laws aren't equal for everyone Our liberty dissolving And liberty being removed Yet there it is inside us In the core of our hearts One nation under liberty Carry forth that liberty In the cores of our hearts Share that liberty In the cores of our hearts Letting our freedoms go bye Let corporations hold us down Letting our freedoms go bye Cash makes the world go round Off to the banks again Steal your money till it's gone Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round It's the banks again Into the new Bitcoin Instead of coins and bills Cash makes the world go round Letting our freedoms go bye Into the new Bitcoin Pounce on this lifetime Cash makes the world go round And we may ask ourselves Do we need a beautiful house And we ask ask ourselves Do we need more concrete highways And we may tell ourselves If it's all right then there's nothing left And we may say to ourselves Oh my county Where have you gone Trump isn't helping us Trump isn't after us Trump isn't holding up Trump is a pony ride Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce in this lifetime Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Letting our freedoms go bye Pounce on this lifetime

Jef Schobert Beautiful poem!!

Booker/Flaming Car 2020

How much anus is too much .

Yes hopefully we can get rid of democrats

Hopefully that car doesn't have gasoline or we would have our "designated survivor".

@@yourmajesty631 please hold your breath.

Fallen7Pie - Indeed! That was an immensely powerful line. Evoked a visceral reaction. Colbert really knows how to nail it when he wants to.

Not really !!😂😂

Powell Languages It’s not scaring him. He knows it’s bullshit as I’m sure you do too.

Because hes guilty

He's been doing shady stuff for years hes going to get caught on money laundering for the Russians.

@@renaissanceman21c you just watch. First they'll come for his children. when he's got nothing left they'll come for him and he'll tell them everything!

Slandering and lying like Colbert.

And or watching paint (orange) dry.

hahaha! orange man bad!

LMAO!!!

Bazinga!!!

Timothy McCaskey 🤣🤣🤣

Teehee 😂

YUGE! 🤞

That, I can tell you! Believe me!

I have trials, I have the best trials.

ElmerFuddGun Very bigly👐

Those numbers will break every trial that has been televised

Trumpy was conditioned by those old Westerns on TV. He sells the myths because he believes them himself. He is literally everyone's senile grandpa as president.

Not to mention the numerous regime changes and sanctions in other countries over the years.

There was no theft during the colonial eras, because there were no proper borders or governments established, so tribes were either enslaved or integrated. Also America is the most free country in the world, so that statement was fair.

@@CaesarsLegion1 not sure Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Switzerland and others would agree.

@@rpierwit They would, name me one reason as to how they are more free than your average american

*There once was a VP named Pence* *Whose passion for God was intense* *He called his wife "Mother"* *Had eyes for no other* *And lacked but one thing: common sense*

Todd Taliaferro That was beautiful ❤️

[STANDING OVATION]

@@toddtaliaferro7876 ...... Marry me.

Mike Pence is a Paycheck sucker. Just like others people working for Trump. They will act like crazy ghost as long as they get paid. Only smart people realise this true fact.

Trump’s golf resorts were a sanctuary workplace until those pesky reporters ratted him out.

@@dafttool damn that fake news crew

Me too!!...I'm still laughing!!!!...Colbert is HOT this year!!!!!!!

I expected a global warming denial joke but that was good too. Lol

That was actually said? Wowsers

My bad, as you see I did not watch the SOTU. Colbert is on fire this year and so is Seth Meyers

I think Stephen tried to contain his rage the past couple of years, at least a little bit. But i think the shutdown and zero remorse from Trump about all the shit that he does, instead of just doing Stephen's head in have really pissed him off in 2019 and so he's back to his The Colbert Report edgiest coverage. And of course the writers are the same way. Which i fully approve of.

“I didn’t read the chapters, but here’s some bullshit about good stuff, rainbows and unicorns that might work. It’s all bullshit, but it might work.

Listened to bernie's speech too, did you?

I do not believe in the Individualism that the Right so speaks off, as they can change the meaning of Socialism to the point that it has no more meaning. The Individualism that these people so speak is that of inherent, as they have the Right to be represented more as an Individual than that of the Common man. -Hector Vega, 2019

Its funny that they are also the same ones who claim that "socialism" will take over control of the government and take away power. When that's literally the exact thing that happens now with capitalism, with giant corporations and billionaires that just lobby in our government and completely cut out the 100 million voters in our country. The hypocrisy of it all

@@jamesburgess2k Capitalism sucks; ruined our country into poverty for most.

As we all fight each other for the crumbs under our corporate masters’ table...💀

Seems like a rational and fair assessment, based on pre-judging someone. What was the word for that.... prejudice? Ah yep

Scorp308 it’s like the - Children Of The Corn, the sequel.

And just think, that'll be President Pence soon. Hahahaha... haha... I have no joy in life anymore.

Pence looks like a corpse.

He reminds me of a dude who does strange things to small animals in the bushes.

Love it, Daniel Gehring!

A park Ranger from Finland would be awesome.

A singed Yogi bear

Daniel Gehring A member of the military that lost their DACA protection.

I'll bring Obama.... XD

Ichijo Festival Sarah Huckabee Sanders calls it "creative time" in other words, it's the time trump spends getting creative with the truth, spinning his lies.

I run a shop that makes about 100-150 k a year. Gotta pay rent which is about 20 grand a year. Gotta pay property tax and utilities for the house. Cars are paid off and so is the house but there are still expenses. Gotta pay employees as well. Also need supplies. Also gotta spend about 60-70 hours a week making sure things run well. I'm also not the only one who runs it. My brother is in on it with me too. So taking all of that into account and I'm kind of spent... And I would consider myself doing way better than most americans. I guess I'm considered middle class barely? Most folks by large are lucky to make around 20-30 k a year. Pretty sure the middle class is fucked these days and it's just rich vs poor basically...

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 And on top of all that, try to pay for a couple of your kids to attend a good college. The wealthy Repubs ALL send their little darlings to the best schools. But they ain't doing shit to help you send your kids to college. They really don't want working class people to succeed. They don't want your kids to compete with their little darlings. Your kids might just kick their asses. Good luck to you and do EVERYTHING you can to send your kids to college.