Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.

His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.

"I was born... clairvoyant" what a thing to say lmfao

Steven Seagal is So Deadly, He even killed his own Career!!!

Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.

No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal. Ever.

how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment

As much of a joke as the guy is, I find his Lego "hair" to be the funniest thing about him. 🤣🤣

Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.

What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history

The only fight Steven has been engaged with these days is with the buffet tables.😂

Can you imagine a conversation between Seagal and Hulk Hogan? The stories they would come up with, mesmerizing.

Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.

The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.

Hello. I worked for the Los Angeles County Sanitation Districts. The Steven Seagal movie On Deadly Ground was partially filmed at one of our new facilities called Carver Greenfield. All the scenes at the end when Michael Caine gets killed were filmed inside what was the Sludge Evaporation equipment bldg. It was a huge six-story building full of piping, pumps, shell and tube heat exchangers, etc. I was the maintenance Supervisor assigned to this project, and when Warner Bros. Showed up to start filming they hired me to be the Overhead Crane operator, so I took a weeks vacation and worked and hung around the set. I saw many things that seemed odd in my life but this guy kinda takes the case. While working at the Districts I was fortunate enough to be on the set for the Movie Twins and Twenty Bucks with Brendon Frasier, (Nicest guy in the world), but Deadly Ground was weird. Once during a take there were some employees viewing and he got all upset and kicked everyone off set. Except me as the set was my responsibility. I was even an extra in the movie. He was mean and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Movie was awful but I didn’t care; they paid me a ton of money to help them build the set. That’s my little Seagal story.

Brian Cox: “Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity, as though he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us, and while he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.”

Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man

You have to admit, no one is more committed to Steven than him.

He only agreed to testify bc the FBI played him tapes of the mobsters laughing at him after he left. He also started that 'Lawman' show to be surrounded by cops, he was that afraid of the Gambinos.

It is true that Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee, in that he weighs 1 4th of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. (Credit to James Tullos for that joke)

The greatest actor of all time. His whole life is an act

The self-control of these interviewers is astonishing. Being able to keep a straight face while Seagal tells his stories requires almost superhuman willpower!

If anyone could ever love me half as much as Seagal loves himself i would be the luckiest of men

He is literally every nationality that has ever existed... Amazing!... 😊

Whoever spray paints his hair deserves a raise. It looks so natural you can hardly notice it.

He's so good that even HE doesn't know that he's lying. Legend!

The carrot gets me everytime 🤣

Amazing how he was bald when he was young but his hair grew back - there is no limit to his power!

Jean-Claude openly clowning on Segal was golden 😂

Respect Patrick to put this together.

One false move and he may make another movie.😂😂😂

No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal

The compilation of Seagal trying to describe himself and his apparent ethno-cultural background was pure magic.

Whatever he is, he's got a lifetime ban from all the buffet restaurants in his area.

"All of those people are dead now so I can't ask them" 💀

The number of times his "accent" changed during his different interviews is LUDICROUS! How does anyone take this man seriously?

A 37 minutes video for an April fool joke. That's commitment. Bravo.

69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.

Steven Seagal is one of my favorite categories. Thank you for this.

Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a real Texas ranger

Bro took this acting thing too serious it has made him delusionally lethal😂😂

Can't believe the demonizing of this legend! When me and Mike Tyson were still training in his dojo he taught us everything we know!

Fantastic edit, Patrick! I heard many stories about Steven. I'm glad you compiled them all in one place through what I can only assume being a very patient and frustrating process.

"So I spent two entire years learning to punch" "So I chose an art that doesn't require punching" This guy is a genius.

"Don't know which tribe it is and all of those people are dead now so I can't ask them."🤣🤣

rofl, never seen your vids before, 2 mins in and the family tree inspired nose-bleed had me falling off my chair with tears of laughter. Subbed.

The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character

His hairline changes back & forth more than his stories 🤣

Ancient lore says that Seagal once calmly explained to his hairline that if it continued to receed, there would be dire consequences. It listened.

“You can destroy someone’s life, their legacy, their reputation just by making up lies!” Says the man that cannot stop lying.

Steven Seagal makes politicians look good.

It will forever be hilarious, to hear Steven talk about pathological liars.

"I was born clairvoyant" 😂😂😂 I'm dying every time I see his videos.

The most impressive thing about Steven Seagal is that he managed to steal Eddie Munster's hair piece prior to leaving Hollywood!

"And I was never an actor either...." The only true statement out of Bullshido's mouth. Steven spent his life pushing people around. Too bad he never learned to push himself....... away from the dinner table.

I am old enough to remember when Seagal literally took credit for Anderson Silva being able to kick. I miss those silly days 😢

From documentary to mockumentary, no one does it better than Patrick Gavia

Steven Seagal is a legend…a true legend, that is beside the point.

Love how he transitions from Spiritual Buddhist mystic to black southern blues man

Hearing Segal calling someone else a pathologically liar, had me spitting out my coffee. 🤣

Bullshido Master gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a while. 😂

The eventual posthumous biopic of Steven Seagal is honestly the only movie I'm legit excited about. It might be the one thing that'll ever get me back into a movie theater.

Tom Segura mocking Steven Seagal is one of the funniest things ever.

The way he manages to describe himself everytime he wants to give a bad example of something is truly amazing

I'm American Indian, Italian, Irish, French, Russian, Mongolian, Japanese, Jewish, Siberian and Belarusian. I applied for and was granted Serbian citizenship.

Patrick ... the nose starting to bleed in the beginning was absolute perfection. I actually had to stop the video for about five minutes due to eye-watering laughter. Biggest laugh I had in quite a long time ... thank you! Very much looking forward to seeing the next one.

Chuck Norris took number two, and thus, Steven Seagal was born. That is the only explanation for this man to be born.

you put so much effort into an april fools' joke 🤣🤣 gotta respect the commitment

The difference between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal is that Chuck's wiki page has a section on his philanthropy while Seagal's wiki has a section on his philandering.

This is an amazing and hilariously accurate Mashup 😂😂😂😂😅. Excellent job 👏 🙌 👍

I’m sure he didn’t try that unprofessional hurting with Mike Tyson 🤨

The comp of him talking about his family lineage is absolutely hilarious 😂

When Steve walks into a room the buffet taps out.

His upcoming movie “Enter the buffet” has potential to be a hit.

Only the UK people will realise the absurdity of Steven Seagal sitting down with Justin Lee Collins.

All those Yakuza running around Michigan. 😂😂😂

These days he looks like such a stereotypical bad guy from Batman

Sealing up the best documentary of the year award in the first quarter of 2024!! First time watcher, life time fan! Kudos my friend!

The family tracing got me 😂

"I've never thought of myself as special. I'm just a simple, clairvoyant, Aikido master CIA operative, who is also a part-time deputy/schnauzer-doodle breeder."

Out of all the Steven seagal exposure videos on UKposts this is probably put together the best

I've been binging your entire channel today, from your first video to now. You are doing amazing fucking work, dude. Genuinely admirable!

This is the Best Seagal movie I've ever seen

He's incredibly lethal with a knife and fork.

That ending, though. Segal was basically roasting himself, although he would never have the self-awareness to recognize it as such. Great stuff, Mr. Gavia! A documentary about Hollywood's perfect fool, on April Fool's Day, no less.

nobody can play Seagal like Steven

This is very well put together. Steven would be proud. My admiration of the great Steven seagal started with Space Ices Seagal series, and this video compliments his perfectly.

It is what it is, this guy simultaneously does what he says what he despises on tv.

Pretending to be a black “southern blues man” is by far my favorite part. It’s just too awesome. The Japanese master fighters saw something in him, the southern black blues men saw something in him, nobody can beat him in his mind.

This is the best title for a video ever...

this piece is brilliant. it's humor is thought provoking. i can only hope to see more things like this.

My dad worked on Seagal’s first movie Above The Law. My dad was a paramedic on the Chicago Fire Department, and after he retired from the CFD he got a job with the Motion Picture Union here in Chicago as a film set emergency medic. It was his first movie and the dude was already a diva. He was really into Native American spiritualism and had a guy on the payroll whose job it was to purify the set every day with sage smoke and song. Then he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs, as big as a beachball, that he had to always have near by while he was working to set the mood. Everyone called his tumble weed, and eventually the ever present strong smell of these herbs on set everyday started making people sick. He wouldn’t work without it though. After 15 years in the business, dad had all kinds of stories like that, about all kinds of celebrities, and what they’re re really like in person, as opposed to the persona they present to the world.

"Teach me ur lethal stuff" lmfaooo never gets old

when Steven Seagal runs, he uses his right hand to create a circular motion, which creates a pressure differential which leads to a vortex, which creates both a wormhole which sensei seagal uses to go faster, and a black hole which slows down the person running from him. So no, he doesn't "run like a little girl".

You know when he's your father you are glad because your kids have a grandpa with great stories

respect to Segal for the respect and the forethought to mother earth! my love Steven!

Steven Seagal is a master in Clown-Fu.

Steven Seagal is such a badass that he needs a body double to climb a flight of stairs.

Some of his movies are fantastic and his work was very impactful on martial art depiction in movies.

What a crazy documentary, 38mins of high quality dense editing. Bravo Mr Gavia 💯