The best one will always be Jeremy smoking a giant joint and the proceeds to search for pornography

"Would you like some cannabis" "Yes please"

I want my dealer to say to me ‘do you want some cannabis’ like Jeremy does

James “So you can have a joint. NO SORRY!” Jeremy 10 seconds later “I can do this”

Always knew James was a stoner

0:52 Despite being slow, James is an underated master of comic timing.

“Would you like some cannabis?” “Yes, please” “Right” Most British thing I’ve ever heard

You cut out the bit where Hammond ask Clarkson if he’s gonna cut the rice with peas, also Hammonds reaction to the caramelized cocaine 😂

"It's Carmalized cocaine, lets have that" Will be the last normal paced sentence this man says all day

1:18 James May immediately saying yes please 🤣🤣🤣

Hammond asking, "is this the time?" when Jeremy pulls out the viagra always kills me.

1:12 when puberty hits you:

Jeremy smoking that half oz is one of the hardest things ever recorded

The last clip! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love Hammonds reaction, "cyanide".

You can tell how skilled he is with the viagra, It doesn’t seem to be his first and it’s sure as hell not his last.

This guy is an actual comedic genius

I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to cocaine for over 17 years. Cocaine addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

It actually helps for smuggling small amounts of drugs on a flight if you get stopped by security for something dumb as it makes you look like just another idiot wasting their time. A friend always put a can of deodorant in his hand luggage. Security would get mad over the deodorant miss all the stuff in vitamin pill bottles and in the lining of his clothes.

Actually the scene with the big joint is not from Top Gear but from Clarkson meets the neighbours where Jeremy travels through Europe to see how things are done in other countries. Here he crosses the border from Belgium into the Netherlands, where smoking a joint is legal, contrary to Belgium.

This show will never grow old🤣

That "I don't know mate" at the end is the best lmao

Tonight on Bottom Gear: I snorted viagra James having joint for breakfast And Hammond mistook cannabis for chocolate

Compilation of each of them “dying”

Oh no, a drug dealer has arrived

I love how they take the viagra and ALL immediately look down 😂

I would have to say, this is my favourite Top Gear compilation video.

caramalized cocaine= verbal turbo😄

0:43 James looking down immediately to see if it works already :DD

"You take it and then you talk for hours" yes that's very accurate lol

James May: Plum liquor _and_ Cannabis.

1:01 is from Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbors

God i hate it when i can't have condiments and medical necessities conveniently stored in clear plastic bags displaying their white, fine powdery sheen.

I really miss Top Gear with these 3, especially the specials

James May is a legend! :)

The clip with the giant blunt isn't from TopGear it was (if im not mistaken) a Jeremy Clarckson special

Imagine a person selling weed in the streets of London asking some one : would you like some cannibis 😂

The flight one reminds me of how every time I have flown in the last 10 years or so I have been "randomly selected" for a bomb test, the one where they swab your hands and luggage. I made a Joke when I was flying last time after I had passed screening to my GF where I said "huh first time in years that I have not been randomly selected to be tested for a bomb I must no longer look like a terrorist" , only to be tapped on the shoulder a couple of seconds later informing me that I had again been "randomly selected".

LMAO i love how at 0:44 they look down after taking the viagra pills

Now I know why James is always driving slow.

1:04 ''Oy Jams I need more boofé ye I'm addicted''

"I have bought heroin" "This isnt right" "THIS IS RIGHT"

I remember when the one with Jeremy smoking that massive spliff had over 20 million views on UKposts but got deleted. It gained around 2 million views a day and was one of the most popular videos on UKposts at the time

If Jeremy on that big joint, he's on sky high than any English king in a castle on a mountain

Jeremy: Would you like some cannabis? Hammond:🤨 James:😏

"hamme oi need moore boofé oi em adic ted" 1:07

"Oi want some weed?" "Yeah but only a joint" *pulls out comically large blunt*

that short guy is budget iron man

you forget one of the best ones. I think it's in one of their amazon prime specials, but when Jeremy has that assistant, Cato, in the trunk, he offers a small mirrror of cocaine through the trunk compartment. One of my favorite bits

lmao I knew it. James is way too chill🤣🤣

Hammond’s “I don’t know mate” at the end is absolutely hilarious.

Props to the camera man for actually cutting the camera after James may talked about the joint

This makes more and more sense now, especially the cocaine part

James is exactly who I want to be like when Im older

It is called Top Gear for a reason

And this is how you keep your sanity through any situation.

1:00 Clarkson was so stunned he forgot his next response

I wonder what people who haven't seen the show think when they see clips like these. god damn I loved this show.

Miss these guys😓

Imagine sharing a joint with Mr. May...

If I had £1 for every minute of drug related content in top gear, I’d have roughly £2.50. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened

1:04 the first joint of the morning always feels like this.

I love how James is chill when Jeremy offers him cannabis

Dude I love how classy they are when they do crazy shit lol

These clips completely out of context makes them even funnier

"On the shelves of Tesco, that's about a fiver!", laughed so hard at that 🤣🤣

0:23 "Cyanide" Perfect response

"I have brought heroine" "No you havent" "Yes I have" 😡

This show gives me life

Thats huge ass joint🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥

Best trio ever

The end clip at 2:04 lmaooo

this was the funniest stuff from top gear I have ever seen!

absolute legend

i miss this top gear i would always watch it with my dad

I need that joint Jeremy had at 1:02

1:02 this clip is not from Top Gear

Love that show :D

This one is bomb bro keep it up 🖤🖤🖤

‘Right, where’s some pornography’ 😂

I used to be into fitness, like rrrreeeeally into fitness. Working out 5-6 times a week, counting every gram of carbs and carrying protein powder and a shit ton of vitamin pills, fish-fat tablets and other additives wherever I go. Needless to say, taking a flight was a bit awkward for me sometimes.

"If you look close you can hear my genius"

Jeremy hitting the giant joint and immediately turning into a goldfish will never get old

0:30 "Is this the time?" Yes, it's Hamster boning time

watching this high was amazing

Hammond looking tuff in that first clip!

Glorious

1:01 one of my favorite quotes from all of top gear

I love how when they take the viagra, all of them just look down instantly

I live in switzerland and let me tell you, that tea is amazing

That's one of the biggest blunts I've ever seen 🙋🏻

God I love this show.

I love this show

I can't believe the best part of the heroin gag was cut. "Are you going to cut it with peas?"

Condiments and medical necessities!!

2:18 I gotta try thi one day

Jeremy smoking that bongo was so funny

The last segment was over the top!

I Don't know Mate. killed me.

-would you like some cannabis -yes please every drug deal