English: “She’ll fix your broken heart” Taylor Swift: “She’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred”

Normal people: "I broke your heart." Taylor Swift: "Your heart was glass, I dropped it."

Ill never get over the lyrics "november flush and your flannel cure" something that translates to i was cold and you gave me your jacket. Its so seemingly plain and she made it beautifully poetic

I love the line “sometimes you just don’t know the answer/till someone’s on their knees and asks you”. It’s so heartbreakingly honest that something can hit you all at once.

the fact that taylor said she’d probably be an english teacher if she wasn’t a singer, now i see why

Normal people: "we lost our friends" Taylor Swift: "how evergreen our group of friends, don't think we'll say that word again"

Its March 2024, let's see how many legends are listening to this incredible song💖

Voice of a generation? The sound of Girl Culture? I'm a 62 year old man and so many of Taylor's songs just tear me to pieces

Normal people: humiliated Taylor Swift: crestfallen on the landing

Normal people: I broke his heart Taylor Swift: Your heart was glass I dropped it

"Your Midas touch on the chevy door" Midas is from Greek mythology whom anything he touch turns to gold. So he touched the car and it turned to gold. But can a car go somewhere with gold tires? No. So even tough their relationship was beautiful and golden and shiny, it wasn't moving forward What a genius.

A long time ago I left my high school boyfriend behind on a different continent to start a new life in America. I went back last year for our 30th HS reunion, and when this song played at one of the parties, we just stared at one another across the room for 4 minutes. No words were needed. Fortunately we are both happily married with children now, and friends with each other too, but boy did this masterpiece bring back all those memories and emotions of young, intense love that never had its happy ending. Taylor Swift, such a poet and a skilled storyteller!

"Champagne Problems" is a song about how a person is preparing to propose to their lover. The person has already informed their family and their friends, who are all ready to celebrate and applaud once the engagement was done. The person is using their mother's ring to propose. The person even prepared what to say when they would propose. But before they could say anything, the lover ran away, because the lover thought that they weren't enough for the person. The lover couldn't give a proper reason as to why they can't marry the person. The lover says that they didn't know what to answer until the person went down on their knees. Everyone says the lover would have made a lovely bride, but it's a shame that they're already confused and conflicted on their own. Because the lover turned him down, the person booked a night train to get out of the place, so they could sit there all alone while hurting. The lover says one day that the person will find someone else who will say yes to them. Someday their friends group ( they are not sure they'll ever be able to say "our friends" again, because they won't be able to face the person or any of their friends) will get over the initial shock and then maybe one day they'll deck the halls again for when the person feels ready and finds someone to propose to again who will say yes for sure. This problem, that the lover broke the person's heart might not be a nationwide issue or that big of a deal to most people, because soon everyone will move on and forget all about it. The person and lover included. But at the moment, it does seem like a big problem. Taylor is a literary genius♥

normal people: it was cold and he gave me his jacket taylor swift: november flush and your flannel cure

Hits really different now. "She'll patch up the tapestry that I shred."

If there's a 10 minute version of this one Taylor.... we're gonna need it. Thanks!

The saddest part is when she says “you won’t remember all my champagne problems” at the end. The guy will eventually move on and resent the narrator whom he proposed to, not remembering what she went through but he will never forget how she hurt him. And the lyric implies that she will love him forever, while by the time she is ready he has moved on…

Normal people: I was cold and he gave me his jacket Taylor Swift: November flush and your flannel cure

the pain in this song is unreal. yes, it must've torn the boyfriend character, but it shredded the girlfriend as much. it comes down on you i feel like on the spot, maybe it was too early to propose, maybe she didn't like him very much, but to see how she got replaced for not being ready is heartbreaking. evermore makes folklore seem full of joy

This should be taught in literature class. I mean WOW how she captured the whole story in a poetic song ❤️😭

This woman is iconic, she didn’t lie when she said she comes back stronger than a 90s trend

“one for the money, two for the show i never was ready so i watched you go” The phrase “one for the money, two for the show” is part of a rhyme. The full rhyme goes “one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go” and it basically means ‘ready, set, go’. The narrator didn't continue saying the full rhyme after saying the second verse because they weren't ready to go all the way to marriage amd that's why they said “i never was ready so i watched you go”

it's April 2024, lets see how many are listening to this masterpiece!🧡 👇

"Your heart was glass, I dropped it." I just love that lyric

Normal people: She’ll mend your heart that I broke Taylor Swift: She’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred

She’s gotten to the point where she doesn’t need big production to her songs, without filters. she just wants to make beautiful music and she’s doing it the best way possible

Taylor getting emotional singing this during tour because she and Joe wrote this together. Singing it probably flooded her mind with memories of them two laughing, writing lyrics, and singing in the piano

one thing i really admire about her songs is that she cannot only write from the perspective of the person hurt but also who hurt them! and i literally think thats so creative. ❤ ❤

wanna broaden ur vocabulary? listen to taylor swift’s music.

“she’ll patch up your tapestry that i shred” i’m not usually touched by songs that i can’t relate to, BUT THIS? OMG

This is my all-time favorite Taylor song. It’s literally perfect, and it tells such a beautiful yet gut-wrenching story of a man who proposed and a woman who wasn’t ready to say yes.

English: I broke your heart Taylor: your heart was glass I dropped it

She's not just a singer, she's a therapist.

What "exile" is to folklore, "champagne problems" is to evermore.

Not sure what it is about this song, the melancholy, some stirring lines "bustling crowds or silent sleepers, not sure which is worse", the deeply soothing mood in the song, keeps me so tuned and always in love with this song and T.S. just love her

Joe Alwyn is actually credited with co writing this song with her (under the pseudonym William Bowery) and some others as well. So, thank Joe for being a very talented writer/poet as well as one of Taylor Swift’s all time greatest muses. We love you Joe! 😂❤

Has anyone noticed “One for the money, two for the show” based on children’s rhyme? “One for the money Two for the show Three to GET READY And four to GO” Taylor Swift - Champagne Problems “One for the money Two for the show I NEVER was READY So I watch you GO” She turned a children’s fun rhyme into an emotionally sad lyrics. Just pure GENIUS !

Brothers and sisters, we have gathered here together to choose pain.

Wife and son dragged me to Kansas City last Friday (July 7th 2023) concert. Was familiar with many songs (not this one) but wouldn’t have called myself a fan. Damn, the concert was absolutely incredible! Damn near religious experience. So now revisiting the songs I’d not heard before.

Mann i feel like Taylor predicted her own future with this song😭

From “love story” to “champagne problems” we all grew up

taylor keeps proving she could write a musical with ease but she just doesn't want to

Her tender voice and the piano sounds are very relaxing. And the champagne making bulbs also make unique and relaxing vibes.

The "ahh ah ah ahh ah" thing before the bridge always gets me. That harmonizing is on top✨✨

She's been known for writing songs about her exes, and now she writes song with her boyfriend, help me im crying.!!!

Students studying this for poetry in 2055 be like: “this is quite elegiac”

the line "You have a speech, your speechless" is so me when presenting Infront of class:)

I'm watching this after hearing about breakup news . I was literally feeling shedding tears when I listen this song.

“bustling crowds or silent sleepers you’re not sure which is worse.” this part is so brilliant. to think that sometimes, we don’t know if we want to be with people so we won’t feel lonely or be alone but we feel lonely.

This song is so depressing but I can’t stop listening to it

I love how she says, "my picture in your wallet" in the beginning and then she says, " her picture in your wallet" at last. How the situations remain all the same, but the person changes and we move on, forgetting their Champagne Problems...

The characters in this song have previously been faceless to me. Now I will always picture Joe riding the night train in the hurt.

"Your Midas touch" Midas is from Greek mythology whom anything he touch turns to gold.

damn this girl is a straight lyrical genius. nothing less.

I love how after she says “I couldn’t give a reason” there’s a break in the lyrics for her to “run away to the train”

This song is musical genius! Not just the lyrics, the instrumentation - Taylor's new song Alcott has some similarities, ebb and flow of tempo with haunting background vocals and variation in Taylor's voice during the chorus, bridge. Very few songs speak from the POV of the person who left, part feeling guilt, part numbness, where everyone else dislikes them but no one ever hears their side of the story. She's one of the biggest stars on the planet because she really is a genius, not just because she made 20 chart topping pop songs - she shines in songs like these, which have a lot of words too, quite difficult to render at the pace and tempo she does!

i bet she's never gotten anything less than an A on her school essays

English subject: *too lazy to even open a book or a dictionary* Listening to Taylor's songs: *LEARNING NEW WORDS IS FUN*

I love this song so much. I always cry if I hear it 😢

I heard the rumors and I saw her tearing up while singing this song and I'm back here crying my hearts out :((

Normal people: “One day, our friends will move on” Taylor Swift: “And soon they’ll have the nerves to deck the halls that we once walked through”

“Your heart was glass, I dropped it...” What a heartbreaking lyric...

Is anyone here because of the news? This song hits hard this time.

this will always be my fave song in Evermore. lying on the bed, wide awake, while imagining painful scenarios of the past but also being numb about it.

Another detail I adore is the line "Sometimes you just don't know the answer till someone's on their knees and asks you." It's interesting cause when you ask someone to marry you, you get down on just _one_ knee, not "knees". Here, however, he not only got down on one knee to propose, he went down on both of them - as in begging. Representing his helplessness and desperation, imploring her to stay. He's on his knees in front of her.

Reputation & Lover: writes songs about Joe Folklore & Evermore: writes songs with Joe 🥺

The break up feels like if my parents are divorcing

"and I wouldn't marry me either"

*"You had a speech, you're speechless"* lyrical. Genius.

**me still trying to process the Rep era** taylor: evermore

hits different now :(

A story teller for the ages. She’s a magician of words. Keep up the inspiration Taylor!!Nobody will ever measure up.

"“champagne problems” tells the story of a woman who shocks her would-be fiancé and their loved ones by turning down a marriage proposal right before Christmas."

Just realized this song regarded a woman's remorse and sorrow after rejecting her partner's proposal. It somehow makes this song more beautiful.

For unknown reasons, I couldn't get this song out of my head. Taylor's such a master storyteller. I've been with her since 2008. I literally grew up with her and I couldn't thank her enough for her music 💖

Went to church today and heard these same piano chords in a worship song. So, naturally, champagne problems started playing in my mind. I absolutely love this song.

This song made me feel guilty for not saying yes to a proposal that never happened to me.

The fact that this is one of the most saddest songs of the album. She wrote it while being in a happy relationship. Now this is what I want

Usually, I don’t listen to Taylor Swift but something about this song just hits different

Love how the piano at the end of this track flows into her song "Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus"🤎🤍

Did Taylor just use a swear word in the most elegant and passionate way possible?

Reputation: "Swimming in a champagne sea" Folklore: "Filled the pool with champagne and swam with the big names" Evermore: "Champagne problems"

" You'll find the real thing instead... She's patch up your tapestry that I shred" WHAT BEAUTIFUL LINES

The fact that she said “your heart was glass, I dropped it” instead of just saying “I broke your heart in a million pieces”

didn’t think a single song in taylor’s discography would ever top all too well...i’m honestly torn between the two now. this is magical. it’s so heartbreaking but i can’t stop listening to it. this girl is SO talented.

there’s just something that hits different with this song. ever since the first listen. the melody, the piano, the lyrics... from the start to the end, it’s a complete masterpiece. i don’t want this song to end- the build up in the bridge, the transition from “i dropped your hand while dancing” to “she’ll...hold your hand while dancing”, the emotion conveyed in her voice, it’s all indescribably beautiful. and i haven’t even been in a relationship, yet this song makes me cry! 🥲 the storytelling with the whole album is just phenomenal.

yeah this song is freggin underrated. And I hope it stays lik that so ppl wont ruin it by using it in every reels and evry videos. We want this song to live only in our hearts

This song hits different once Tay and Joe's relationship has gone sideways

I feel terribly bad for the people who never heard of this song

my parents: my child’s completely fine! me: listens to champagne problems 1313 times a day on loop

Hits hard after her and Joe's (William Bowery) Split.... The fact that they wrote this song together 😭😭🥺

When I first heard this song in the eras tour I burst out crying when it said“November flush and your final cure” because November is my birth month😭

Taylor Swift was 17 years old when she wrote 'Love Story' And Juliet just said YES. Now, Taylor Swift is 31, she released 'Champagne Problems'' But this time, Juliet said NO to Romeo From ''marry me juliet you'll never have to be alone'', She literally cursed and wrote ''she would've made such a lovely bride what a shame she's f*cked in the head''. Her lyricsism and her songwriting became more mature and realistic from being Fantasy Books becoming Tragic Films. If Swift's songwriting doesn't impresses you, I don't know who would.

All too well: “maybe this thing was a masterpiece before you tore it all up” Champagne problems: “she’ll patch up your tapestry that I shred”

At the Eras Tour film I burst into tears when this song came on. I have no idea why. It has no memory significance. The piano and her voice are in the same key as my soul. It strikes such a chord my emotions are no longer my own.

I just heard this song today for the first time. On the radio and I had no idea who sang it. I actually thought it was jewel. I looked it up and then was really surprised that it was Taylor swift. I've never really listened to Taylor Swift music before but anyways I really loved the song and I'm so mesmerized by Taylor singing voice I had no idea. What a sweet surprise and treasure I'll be sure to catch more Taylor Swift songs from here on out😂😂😂😂

“Sometimes you just don’t know the answer, til someone’s on their knees and asks you.” I can’t even begin to explain how relatable this is. Sometimes you really don’t know what you want until you’re forced to make a decision.

Everyone: "heartbroken" Taylor: "crestfallen" And it hits different A damn poet that we hardly deserve

Ok but seriously, I can never hate Taylor. She's just amazing and the way she wrote those lyrics as they're perfectly describing my life somehow, is just incredible. I can't believe such a perfect song's exist❤

Who's here after realizing that the narrator/bride who denied the lover's wedding proposal was actually Joe's perspective? 😢