That actually hit me on a personal level... Thanks lol

It's exactly who Bill is if you listen carefully to him. It looks like a lot of vocal hyped up fans miss how ironic his jokes are. Even when he explains that he doesn't fully believe what he says as a joke. I think you get to understand him more when he is speaking on casual videos that are not televised. You get a glimpse at the brain of a guy who is just disappointed with how things are.

And behind every Idealist is a realist slapping their head ...wait .the cynic...I see. Haha

Slim Schady facts

Love Carlin, excellent quote. ^^

Anthony James Flintstones and Kubrick never has been mentioned in one.

Count chocula Yeah. No.

tonedog77 ik lmao

Saw that movie as a young teen, it left an impression on me.

Anthony James are you trying to make sense? Because you're failing hard

Yeah he ain't an Egotistical bullshitter

Luv him for it

He twist the words all the time but just to be funny.

Just selling advertising like all of them.

Thats called projection. You honestly can't tell what conan is thinking because in his position he is forced to 'publicly agree' with a certain ideology. As standup with a huge following, burr doesn't have the same economic shackles. As an independent thinker, he doesn't have share the same hive mentality as most of the dying mainstream media.

Even weirded. Not entirely wrong. She has thpse weird parties with that artist lady who paints with period blood. Not my thing, but she have whatever party she likes.

Bohemian Grove.

@@timobrien2738 tell me more Tim

@@timobrien2738 yup

weaving spiders come not here

Thumbed up as well

@@austinnipper6460 But some people also use it to spread false information

@@mandystop1077 SO don't be a dumb bitch and do your research.

Or to manipulate or avoid it.

Actually it appears Bill Burr was incorrect. A great deal has changed and some would say for the better. Still, Bill Burr is funny.

He dresses like a yak and meets under a mountain ::D

So true! A great man forced to paint a certain way.

SO TRUE!!!!!!!!

He obviously likes Bill because he always has him on but he knows his bosses are of a certain ilk.

Conan is a full blown liberal.

Yes wow HAHHAH so very funny.

To be fair, Obama wasn't running against Trump and even if Hilary would have won Obama had to leave the WH anyway. His two terms were up.

Snoop made that joke first.

Except he didn't.

or maybe just maybe he is a comedian making a joke

@@mauriciokrebs2913 No, he was spot on.

@@Misanthropolis prove it without referencing a UKposts video.

@@DR-sv8ke you must be a troll or a toddler... Prove what? Like The Freemasonry really exists? That the world is ruled by oligarchs, banking and money printing families who set up central banks around the world and perpetuate bank seigniorage? You brats are so naive these days.... Ps. The Bildeberg Group organizes its meetings with elite exponents from all over the world ... Although the press is not admitted, it is factual that these meetings take place and they not even hiding so much .. Because the worst meetings they do, we never heard about theese.. Anyway If you are looking for proof of this, move your lazy ass and look for them, why should another man, be wasting time instead you?! It is you who want to believe the (Media, Tv) fairy tales, so you should be the one, to bring proof that certain things are only conspiracies ...

@@bluesoul7163 It is a good idea to give proof for a statement. You don't say you have a groundbreaking new idea in physics and then tell everyone else to fact check it. The responsibility to back up your statement is yours, not ours.

Kenny Tee agreed!

Bill Burr is a legend. He cracks me up so much.

Kenny Tee xcept wen its not fresh n he recycles jokes

I literally just spit juice all over my computer listening to this!

to_the_batmobile_ All comedians recycle some jokes but Bill tries to vary his perspective and delivery on each bit, even if the topic has been asked before when he was on Conan previously.

Stop.

you are either a great troll or an absolute moron

You sound triggered.

***** you are just silly.

You sound totally sane...

My thoughts, exactly.

Biden is already worse than trump

@@allthesmallthings1041 fax

@@allthesmallthings1041 surprised?

@@allthesmallthings1041 lol, based on what?

Conan had to play it dumb. He surely knew what he was talking about.

C.T. Wellington he thinks what the majority of America is thinking

AwesomeBrickSauce right lol, people don't realize that Trump getting in is a huge loss for everyone

It always has to be either 'Clinton is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Trump is Hitler' or 'Trump is the greatest thing to ever happen to the world and Clinton is Hitler.' It's nice to see some people with a degree of actual perspective on the TV for a change.

For the record I didn't support either one of them in the election. I will remain optimistic about trump, because that's better than crying in a corner worrying that trump will somehow smite us all

C.T. Wellington how is that better when its likely to happen. Even people within his own party are worried. Keep living in your fantasy. The rest of us deal with facts and reality.

"Eh, it's not going to effect me personally, so why should I care about it?" -Every Man USA, 2016

So what then? Would you say the same about a woman if she said the same thing Bill's saying?

Asmodeus I think you're mistaking us for SJWs. I'm using the gender neutral version of 'man'. An 'every man' being just the average person.

Every white, straight, cis man at least.

crazyman9711 Shouldn't have said every, but whenever I bring up my worries to my straight white friends they tell me that nothing will happen. They are right that nothing will happen to them but the future of LGBT rights is not looking great and it scares me that after years of progress we might still be fucked.

Has he talked about South Park before?

On one of his recent podcasts, he briefly talked about how amazingly on-the-mark South Park is with social commentary.

Bill Burr, it's in the title...

ghostie7790 Bill Burr!! Checkout his Podcast!

He has a cartoon on Netflix called F is for Family

Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians~~~He's a nut~~

ghostie7790 you don't know bill burr? welcome to your new addiction

And buy pizzas and hotdogs for millions of dollars..

@@blasteroid9143 pizzagate absolutely disgusting

that would be the bohemian grove meetings they attend not bilderberg keep that in mind. burr got the two mixed.

Hillary attended the Bilderberg plenty of times.... The Bohemian Grove is for MEN and the boys they abuse only.

Im sorry but like " we're in" instead of "wearing" wtf

Yeah standup comedians are the best. Even if they are biased, they’re not really agenda driven.

I like bill burr as much as the next guy but it seems pretty disingenuous to say he doesn't pander to one side.

No it's not

@@matthewmoran1866 hes obviously liberal leaning and thats ok

To say that nothing would change or be different under Trump was neither truthful nor funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove He's talking about this place lol

Mike Siegler rf

I like how it's called bohemian grove yet the people that meet there are the furthest thing from bohemians

Gyrolamb, actually, the definition of "bohemian" includes: a person who has informal and unconventional social habits. Sounds spot on.

Dax X LMAO !! Tears of laughter.....

Not gonna lie.

Pink Alien that's because Hillary had run such a smear campaign is was difficult to imagine Trump doing well. Talk to Bill Burr now and I bet he loves Trump and most of what he's doing. People are seeing through the fake news.

Not really. Conan is the only host that really gets his humour. They got a good chemistry.

i got comfortable.

@@roscodogg "Hillary had run such a smear campaign" dude... in what dimension are you live in?

They both are.

He's funny. But I think Thomas Sowell is more national treasure

@@whatwhat98 says no one but brainrotted right wingers

I mean, she and Huma Abedín peeled a little girls face off WHILE SHE WAS ALIVE, then proceeded to mock her while pretending to wear her face and laugh at her shrieks of pain. The officers who confiscated Abedins husband's laptop and watched that video (in a file titled "life insurance") due to him sending pictures of his penis to underage girls almost all "suicided" within a year. Meanwhile, said laptop and files have magically disappeared without a trace. It was possible on dark web Tors to view this video for a time, and I have seen it personally. So yes, they are all pure evil especially at the top; worse than bond villains. They want to kill off all but 500 million of the global population in order to prevent us from repeating history and putting them in the ground as they deserve, and this Vaxxx is helping with that goal extensively.

You're in luck because she absolutely is the real-life analogue of a Bond villain.

He's not lying though. He's referencing Bohemian grove. I'm pretty impressed he did so on live television

*Epstein left the chat*

-Epstein suddenly no longer on suicide watch- 😂

*Epstein -* Aight, I’m out. I’ll be at the crib.

LMAO!

Tyler Craig haha. After he killed himself

I didn't hear this much bitching since kindergarten... Some people are just delusional.

I'm offended by his neutralsm

+Adidaas You fell right into that one.

being silent in the face of oppression is not neutrality.

Like pick a side man, jesus. Smh

Welp. If you say Trump, you are in a lot of trouble. People are afraid to support dorito man.

I think he referred what Denzil washington said when asked who he voted for

@@sukiakka he was referring to the general common sense of privacy.

Infinity Dragon of course they are lol, I give props to people who openly support him. It’s not safe to do so.

Not necessarily. Alex Jones is still alive!!!

Hani G. Right!!!! I couldn’t believe that

@@olafolaf4646 Alex Jones is one of them. He's a controlled opposition. He mixes a little truth with propaganda so you'll discredit the facts. He's a walking psyop.

@@soldierforchrist2017 well if he is now he didnt used to be. I followed him ever since he exposed Bohemian Grove by sneaking in. I knew every single last detail of this whole fake Russian collusion investigation down to personal information on Steele and Fusion GPS etc 3 YEARS ago; the stuff that's being learned about now; just because i listened to Alex Jones. Hes crazy but hes the tip of the spear, piercing backdoors and exposing corruption to such detail that two years later, when it all comes true so to speak, he remains pure. I would believe you thinking thats how he knew that stuff but if he was misinformation or controlled leaking they would not have kicked him off social media, the first of many conservatives exposing the truth to be censored. You know in the thick of it behind the scenes we will never know whats actually happening, but Alex has been so consistent with information that has proven accurate years later after being swarmed with criticism about being totally crazy and false, id say hes just a concerned citizen of this planet trying to get to the bottom of things. Thats why hes banned. I mean what part of everything he told us 3 years ago thats now unfolding in other media WAS not the whole and complete truth? Now of course he gets things wrong! Hes the first to bust down the doors and see things and hes imperfect like the rest of us. So he doesnt get it all correct but thats human nature, not necessarily controlled informational output. But like i said, maybe we will never truly know and you might be right, but im giving the man the benifit of the doubt, because hes taught me a lot and is a character with HUGE BALLS, and i respect that.

SelfGoverned repeat that in English please

Too bad he couldn’t have been more wrong. Plus, it wasn’t even funny.

@@bartmix8994I think he’s right

@@billcipher3946 If you “think” that nothing changed with Trump as President, you are either a tard or a imbecile. I’ll let you choose.

@@bartmix8994Still not using logic huh?

@@soldatonegro I agree, you and your low double digit IQ are not capable of logic. Later Skippy.

The truth isn't allowed in Hollywood lol

MOST OVERUSED WORD OF 2016'''''CRINGE"""

I honestly believe that the most overused words of 2016 are "2016". It is current year, after all.

OMG EPIC!!!!

Especially about the eyes wide shut parties

You comment doesn't make sense. Where are you running for? Mexico? South America?

@@El_Andru 😂😂😂 _America bad_ .. I think Trump has done nothing just like Bill said

@@El_Andru I think the joke is that Mexico has quarantined the U.S, so that if we wanted to vacation there we'd have to immigrate illegally

@@theenigma1109 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qJmHmJVtjYah2oE.html This guy filmed it all in 10 days. Some cool moment too (with some Mexican kids)

@@theenigma1109 Not true, trump inherited a booming economy from OBama and then ruined it in less than 2 years, lmao I guess that counts as doing something..

@Gerry Stevens I hate to break it to you, but that's not the real Friedrich Nietzsche.

@chuck I didn't get it

@@zakiahmed6655 Its either about us skipping out on getting sentenced or generally just wanting to go despite regulations.

@@xyoyo7502 oh thanks for explaining

@chuck it's sad but people won't stop and I don't even see what they could gain from likes.

Tatsuya Takizawa What truth do you hear in this? I'm curious because I rewatched it multiple times and he actually manages to say nothing. No opinion, no information. Did I miss something?

i'm still waiting for Ja Rule

he said nothing is gonna change

+Khalil Klouche, yes, you did. That not much will change. You'll do what you have been doing.

Yeah not much said, but an opposite reaction to the alarmists and butthurt. He realizes that the president isn't actually involved in most peoples' lives day to day. We shall see though

One place where Bill got it wrong.

😭

unless he doesn't watch the media 24/7

1000s of articles on him daily. After a year had passed since his presidency, it felt like 1 term.

he was wrong on every point. painful.

soberpunk He's not actually. He just has to make it seem kinda humorous because its such a foreign concept to so many people. He mentioned it the last time he was on as well. He brought it up himself out of nowhere for God's sake. If he was poking fun at it it would've had some kinda context within the rest of the conversation. You're reacting like the rest of the people in the audience btw. They're all going "You can't be serious" too. Listen to Burr's podcasts he goes on about this stuff all the time and he's not just poking fun at the idea.

xlReGaRdLeSslx Exactly I didn't see your comment about the podcast before I wrote my comment above this but I said the exact same thing lol

I think he is talking about the Cremation of Care not the Bilderberg meetings. The Cremation of Care has more cult-focused activities. Bilderberg is more about lobbying or at least being accused of lobbying. Hilary Clinton most likely doesn't participate in either of those groups, specifically because she is a female.

He wasnt poking fun at the idea lol. Burr is a conspiracy theorist and knows she goes to them (it's a fact) but then added a funny over the top detail of them wearing goat heads and having eyes wide shut parties.

It wasn't the Bilderberg meetings, it was at The Meadows with the rest of the Pentaverate.

Oh yeah

It didn't. Burr's point of "what is he going to do for you? You are the one that provide for yourself", is a great point that people have to get, that isn't how political sycophant think.

@@kroenen1590 Trump let COVID-19 affect pretty much everyone

@@cloudystorm7314 true he had pretty much the worst strategy even denying it at the beginning. But look at the most of the countries that reacted better they aren't better off today. I can remember last year January when it was just in China, there was no preparation by anyone, even the CDC let people infected land in Atlanta and did not quarantine them. It was a failure from the top down, and rightly so Trump is a big part of the problem, but so are the medical people whose job is too prevent this kind of stuff but were already running out of supplies after one week.

Yessir! Like a milk carton left open in the tropics. Spoiled as hell. ROFL.

@Walker Burton ahh another man of culture. I welcome you

3:26 The Trump Wall and a hilarious description of why polls are fake.

@@PeopleHealthTru why did that have to be put here.

@@ultrabigfella Joker Deadhead, he knew before you?

Isaac Forsyth I'm sure deep down he was trying not to crack up about it, but when Hollywood has you on their leash, you gotta keep it a little PC. anyway for Burr to go out there and kill on a tense audience just ensures he's the best around

Yeah it was pretty obvious. Bill Bur was holding back though, he was first pretending to be neutral, but we all know who he preferred to win.

Shotgun Pete Never said he should't prefer Trump winning. Just said he was holding back. And yes, the salt videos are some of the best entertainment I have had in the last year on UKposts.

armoredp He hates both of them. He thinks we really need a guy outside of the system but Trump is just a moron, as what Bill said in the podcast.

Bill looked so satisfied! Lol

Athbi Almuzaini Republicans stole this election by jerrymandering the electoral map and redistricting it to make much more favorable for people living outside population centers and removing voting places that were heavily used by minorities this system must change a independent council is needed to redraw election maps it has to happen

59 million people did most of them uninformed and hoping for a change to a system they feel as left them out in the cold. some of the grievances they have are true and others are not. These people should have voted for Bernie sanders in the primaries and then maybe you would at least get a little change...if you reach for the stars maybe you get some change instead of comprising and doing nothing and getting none.

Athbi Almuzaini the working middle class. Middle America. Most people rioting right now are liberals in liberal colleges in liberal states. Its pathetic you lost move on with your lives

No democrats have been doing that for years by ushering in millions and millions of immigrants, giving them welfare and benefits, which ensures they vote democrat. Unfortunately in this case they all live in the cities and Trump capitalised on the white rural voters who pretty much won him the presidency. The republicans haven't changed anything, as the electoral map has remained pretty much unchanged for about 100 years. Do your research and stop adapting facts to fit your narrative.

the people who don't sit commenting on youtube videos and writing #Iamstillwithher on twitter.

toonamioncrack check out his show on Netflix called F is For Family.

terrible advice for an entry level burr. Just check the specials, I'm sorry you feel that way and You people are all the same

Hell, watch his specials on netflix, if you have it. There are 3 of them and they are awesome!

Watch some of his standups pretty funny guy.

toonamioncrack you're in for a treat...

Luke Gold I know.

That rant Bill delivered on Fallon's show was epic, and Jimmy's reactions were so forced and weak that it was almost as hilarious as Bill.

Its scripted.

Mark Chavez Bill is notorious for going off script in these kinds of shows. Its why most late night shows he goes on the host looks so uncomfortable.

Conan knows Bill wouldn't purposely say anything too honest. You can speak the truth, just not all of it.

Glad I'm not the only one to have noticed that too.

Granny Mao

That's funny, granny Mao. Though her neck looked about as wide as her thighs..

Colorful hemp sacks

comedians usually are.. watch george carlin

Andy absolutely.

"Im gona aohjaouARyghhh" ey how you gonna do that? "O you'll see!!!" LMAOOOO

He recently hosted SNL

@Young Offenders he attacked basically everyone. It was hilarious

Any excuse will do!

Jimmy Robinette look up George Carlin , he’s not the first

Carlin's kinda dead.

Stone Cold Stipe joe bless you

And it's wonderful to look at.

He’s one of the few guests who’s managed to make Conan laugh

And your point is...?

He always does

the man has a crystal ball :-) .... today is 17 Oct 2019 O_o

I laughed my pants off

@@SaltheartFoamfollower i'm in illinois, the property taxes are going up. recreational marijuana taxes generating lots of income for the state, yet signs of taxes going down is just a fantasy. does make me want to jump the border down south

This guy is so good in coming of with smart jokes in an instant, i envy his trait

@@SaltheartFoamfollower 2/4/2020

3seconds* if you are on twitter

Yo but bill knows about Hillary on Epstein's Island you don't think that's crazy

Bill Burr rich tho for him even through all this nothing has changed, he's still rich and can still leave the country should I get bad enough for his class of people.

Mistah Jeezy if you need to be high to be funny...youre not funny tho

Notorious One and he hasnt been suicided yet

billdaberg xd

yeah, he's a comedian..you give this so-called "shadow" groups way to much credit.

Bilderberg Group is not a shadow group. The guest lists is quite transparent as the media & people can record those who are invited as they enter. But what is discussed and what happens inside is off limits to the public

Sam Sguanch - a "mock human sacrifice" or real human burned alive? Screaming sounded too real, after fire came down.

Burrs kinda woke 😀

got that 666 upvote :^)

Leak Project if only he was right about the three week thing

Leak Project I’ve seen this video like ten times since the election, still cracks me up

Okay this is epic

When they put one of those parties together I bet they are not thinking let's invite the ginger pasty white Conan to the party.

@@coryburns1905 Does matter what you look like at those parties.

@@coryburns1905 lmao!!!

Well he doesn't want to get suicided...

Hey geniuses, he gets the joke, he's playing the straight man.

yeah he gets it the dark sarcasm

HAHAHA DID THE SAME THING

damit elephant yeah. Colbert is hollywoods ass puppet.

Colbert is terrible when interviewing

Me too!!

Same. I actually like Colbert, but he was in over his head. You could tell that he wanted to laugh but instead was just awkward and it shut down the energy. (Getting smacked with the realization that he wasn't the funniest person in the room didn't help. He was playing catch-up from the first punchline and couldn't just go with it like Conan does.)

you're my hero

Ar No Even if his laugh is fake, he still makes his audience and guests feel good with it.

Dr. No It's all the ambian

Dude Fallon is terrible

dude... calm your chills... you can watch trump doin the same thing his entire career as soon someone talks about his taxes...

@@peaveyst7 hes said he just did his taxes smart. He doesn't dodge anything

He may know about the Bilderbergs, but does he know about Q?

Mirror of society you didn't see the taxes trump paid in 2005? It was more than your whole family will make iny'all whole lives combined

@@livnfree930 Q ?

I noticed too! Conan was fast to call it 'madness', so he doesn't get in trouble from the media overlords in The Skull & Bones Society.

Did you see when Conan blinked his second set of eyelids? Clearly a reptilian.

***** Just to be clear, the reptilian Illuminati Beyonce hidden messages stuff is all nonsense. I'm concerned about the real proven stuff like Bilderberg group and Bohemian Grove and the Skull and Bones Club.

Nineteen1900Hundred Nonsense??? WTF? Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, man. You're believing exactly what they want you to. Sheep.

***** I hope you're joking. No sane person on earth actually believes in Reptilian Humanoids living in the mantle of the earth.

"Why is the comedian making jokes?! I'm outraged."

THIS IS THE MOST NEUTRAL COMIC I KNOW, HE IS TOO NEUTRAL *THROWS A TANTRUM*

oh ted

megakirbyx Kirby!

I hope you have a great day today fellow human :D

I think he knows more on these subjects then he lets on...

I thought they dont let woman in to the compound? But for sure she is part of multiple secret societies

He was referring to the Bilderberg meetings and mixed the two. Hillary has not been to the Bohemian Grove as far as we know.

JayTac1 Like I said Bohemian Grove only allows man.

yes he is a conspiracy theorist

Charlie Sheen.

Jnel28 and an Eyes Wide Shot reference

eddie griffin, kat williams, martin lawrence, dave chapelle, patrice oneal.....they all did and they are just comedians..imagine how many others....celebrities speak out all the time, it gets thrown under the rug, hence your comment.. hes not the ONLY one

Jnel28 Zappa exposed the illuminati constantly. check UKposts. this was back in the 80s and 90s.

333 likes... illuminati confirmed :D

As goes for the crowd. They're probably like what is Bill talking about and jokingly laughing the whole time.

Don't know if they wear goat heads at Bilderberg meetings, but they definitely do at the Bohemian Grove. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Grove en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremation_of_Care

Angelo Ortis They wear robes at the Bohemian Grove whereas at the Rothschild type Eye Wide Shut parties in mansions they wear the most grotesque outfits with the most hideous and creepiest masquerade masks.

the world is run by psycopaths,anybody who attends those "parties" is clearly not right of the head then they act like somehow they care about of the people of the country they suppose to serve, is hilarious

John Taylor White Amen!

Mike Siegler that's not what he's talking about...the Bohemian Grove is in the US, the bilderberg meetings are in different locations like it was in Dresden this year. Similar but not specifically what he's saying in this video...the fact that Conan deflects it and makes a joke out of it says it all though

-__-

Patrik Sullivan he didn't deflect it he addressed what he said literally directly lol

viciousspew do you think he's Santa's puppet or the easter bunnies puppet? all I said is he didn't avoid the question because he actually didn't. maybe you guys watched a different video and commented here.

yep definitely

dude lost it LOL

I lost it cuz of that dude