"Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing

I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

"This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)

1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war

„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE

The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then

Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?

Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos. I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain

“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it

“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid “I just really like potatoes” -Techno

The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)

This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!

Rewatching it over and over. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.

The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.

Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.

squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h

Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

Omfg techno was so much invested in this💀 well i also have faced some similar experiences in survival multiplayer so i don't blame him for it It just gets you hyped up so much for reaching the top of the leaderboards😅

Long Live The Potato King

“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally” Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war

"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

“this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED

“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno

Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*

I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name

After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE

Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*

"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" thank you technoblade

This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.

Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force UKposts to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'

This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

"Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war

There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)

I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).

"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

Technoboade: The Video did alright. The Video: His third most popular video

2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.

When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings

I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade

i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts

"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.

Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this

What can I say that hasn't already been said a million times? You are still the greatest UKpostsr on the platform, inside and outside of Minecraft. Your humor is witty and fun, and you have confidence I could only dream of. I know you personally won't see this, or any of the other comments Techno, but you were the greatest. Technoblade never dies.

"Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

Techno: I started an smp series to throw him off. What I hear after watching that series: I conquered the f*cking world to distract someone.

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.

I remember when this came out, it was the craziest sequel everyone was talking about. Thankyou Technoblade.

Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you

Students: math won’t help in real life Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”

babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session

Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise" Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"* BOI

I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier

Rest in piece king Probably one of your best series

Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.

"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard

I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets

6:53 Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. " Inside:"It was too inefficient!" 😂😂😂

You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server

If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.

"dropping out of school isn't wise" "why, cause I need the education?" "no, cause being #2 doesn't pay well" damn...

By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.

alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again

Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.

Happy Birthday, Technoblade

13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"

*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously

He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect

Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.

It's a terrifying and depressing feeling knowing that the Charming person your watching it dead it just feels wrong I wasn't a diehard techno fan for as long as some but the second I new who he was I watched every single one of his videos it's a feeling that I can't describe a overwhelming feeling of discomfort while I'm still a dumb ass teen and have only experienced one death technos death made It feel like two

A squid farms a million potatoes a day. A pig farms 15% more. Calculate the mass of the sun.

soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god

Technoblade will always The true potato Champion. Rest Well King

"But the thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success." - Technoblade (alex)

Thief: time to break into this house Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet

Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy

I just need to watch this one more time

today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough

13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade

Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.

" I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" -Technoblade DUDE YOU CONQUERED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND FOUGHT IN WARS TO HIDE YOUR REAL PROGRESS???

I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!

THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.

So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.

techno is a true story teller, rip techno, u will never die in our hearts

Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️

This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.

"i'm quitting school, no joke" "that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well" IM DEAD Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber