Lol

Haha

No its sun tzu

Kendrick Lamar

@@z0rxyW bruhhhhhh I'm dead

Jonah Techno Tzu

"Weapons are for casuals" Technoblade, The Art Of Fist

yep

@@brianramello4638 l

I’ve outsmarted you’re outsmarting

He's so good at this game - me

I'm so bad at this game -me

I am newbie in this game -Me

I Am actually new in this game 😂 But I always watch bedwars gameplay so I was a little pro but they always team up 😢

"It's a game" -me

No he isn't hacking don't say bad to him he is dead nie

@@gamerzspunky I know, but he's good enough that even if you were using hacks, it wouldn't matter. Plus he said that he was using "hacks" as a joke, I'm not saying anything bad to him, Jeezus

​@@Thatechoissoannoyingits just a kid who didnt get the joke dw

lol yess

I was gonna do this but I’m a bit late

A few years later

Why Y'all replying now?

@@kazdham Ikr. Looks like the algorithm's on drugs again lol.

Get good lol

Git gud

@@witherwings7772 Good Hermitcraft Refrence

"Stop quoting me" -Sun Tzu the art of war

@Brandt Naugle act decent -Sun Tzu, Art of War

​@@DavenCraftmc You know that literally every worldly religion, as well as Atheism can recognize "Fly High" as a sign of respect and not be a jerk about it? It's weird, turns out not being a jerk is easier than going out of your way to be a jerk!

@@DavenCraftmcand what does him being an atheist change

wdym fly high?

@@turtlekira5000 what was wrong with you saying fly high?

@@elitedog4365 just look at the felix guy’s comment because I’m genuinely confused

Ghost Lando nice

it's just his computer, not his blade TECH NO BLADE

Woaaah tech with no blade

Wtf

So they call u technofunny?

LMAO

Actually now that i think about it his attitude towards bedwars is the same as saitamas towards life

that is soo accurate

True

LMAOAOAOOOO NICE

He are die

Idk why the noob/weak players are choose to fight with the most pro ppl 💀

@@BloxycolaGameplays you dont exactly get to choose who you lobby with 😂ive tried numerous times to play bedwars as a beginner and always get put into lobbies with sweaty pros and its frustrating :(( wish there was a leveling system sometimes

"are" 😭😭😭@@Shuck34

Definitely you have to be really good at the game to actually enjoy it When did bedwars became such a frustrating game@@future1894

how is that quote related to his death?????

@@trees7878”weapons are for casuals”

@@zarzoso1153 fastest reply

@@zarzoso1153 AAAANNND NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY

I think it deeply reflects the ontological statement of the play as a whole.

rEaD BoOkz

when i read dat he said dat /_(:))_/

1000th like I know no one cares

* *death*

This was in the beta stages of the game back when everyone played with 10% sensitivity and 3 CPS, times have changed. I’d recommend watching GamerBoy80 if you want good strats for 2020 bedwars, he has a 24 FKDR for Solos, and over that for the other modes. He also has good commentary and a chill personality, unlike a lot of other bedwars UKpostsrs.

@@hotoldman431 Even so, technoblade can still do this. In his 18k win streak with defone he does this

@@risecaptain3976 chill out bruh

@@joek8237 1.8k*

No he wins over 1000 win streak

yea you better call it the iconic "video" cuz nth else comes close to potato war series aka the best trilogy

No offense sir, but I'm pretty sure it's "Wow Mr. Popular"

There’s a joke here about not having a dad, but I can’t think of it

@@wintersibrun768 why are you talking like a professor in the 1800s

@@nexus8407 Uh, duh. I'm a time traveler with attitude.

@@wintersibrun768 woah do I finally lose weight?

That was my older brother lol

@@Kaleb-Tom Damn your brother got some skills

"2017" that hit so hard

The moment Technoblade become religious

5:39

Hi me

He was the best like if you agree

Nah

Here

Here

lol

this is the best comment here

It was a great flex

you mess with the Techno, you get the elbow sizzle

was gonna like but it has 666 so imma just leave it

Copycat from the top comment😏😏

@@yes8958 “Boom, sit down”?

@@alliuumduo He’s referring to Kulatt’s comment: “Weapons are for casuals” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War I don’t think patatoo was trying to steal the joke, just parody it in a way he thought was better

Stolen but sorta different

Bruh I read this as he said it lol

what?

@@cryptionvrc he meant that techno called bedwars difficult and the reason bedwars was difficult was because of his skills, he meant that bedwars was difficult for us I'm pretty sure the commenter meant this, correct me if I'm wrong cuz I'm not entirely sure.

​@@SamIsPogits just sarcasm. You are reading to much into it

@NightPvP ...

@@joshcarson18 ...

@@babybumble3751 ...

As..

@@cole_grins6502 ...

Admin: And I, am banning you.

And I have Iron armor

And I... I am.... a bhoper.

And i.... will boot you offline with my sharpness 4 booter

I'm your 900th like!

Hahahaha ...

My favorite one is "now i have two ender pearls"when the subtitles say"now i have two hundred girls"

No no no, not just any child, an *orphan*

@@j3nnyb3anz40 and then he adopted the kid, for VIEWSSSSSSSS

mate ur a bit late aren't u 3 years later

Yes

Yes

Yes?

Yes

Yes

Cool

*technoblade fisting people*

@@vauugnn technoblade fisting Trish like diavolo

@@core8498 Wtf

@@normalperson218 yes

oi josuke I used za hando to erase the enemies beds aint that wacky!

@@thediamondminecrafters4059 picked 0u 8o o7 p9 0p yt

@@davidbutler8927 what?

@@thediamondminecrafters4059 07 o7 i7 i6 o6 o5j3 Bush's see?mii so niwi wew

@@thediamondminecrafters4059 pipo poi

The only Minecraft UKpostsr I could watch

Me too 😢😢fly high tecno

does he have insomnia why wouldnt he sleep easily?

@@elgronian3432uhhh they basically mean rest in peace cause he died 😢rest in peace tenchno

@@Summer_girlyxx HES DEAD???

So funny man

I think i like this one more tho

in my opinion this one is better

Moms is better

Gourmet One Punch Man*

Crits?

Belzemus w tap

i think its crits

SAMEEE

Knockback is for casuals

He doesn't he has a pickaxe

@@Abhinav-zk1vk r/whoosh

Stolen

@@deboraiacoviello7321 he gets the joke, he just corrected it lol

@@Arcane2418 Casual bridger cares

xMoaxZ why would he need subtitles?? You can easily hear him say it

@@dan5659 You just have bad ears it is very clear what he says.

@@dan5659 true but it’s still clear

xMoaxZ Wat?

My subtitles said, “well sissy”

Oh my!

@Consequence oh-

This comment section is getting weirder and weirder

@Consequence Two hundred? They are probably small if they can fit there

@Choccy Milk My comment was also a joke

Essentially the same thing, enderpearls are girl magnets

@@spencer4679 WhHaaAtTT

@@epicdud5905 girls like pearls obviously

-_- sorry im a girl but im not into accessories ty

LMAO like bruh

How are you first in comments

Its called a combo

@@freezzzyyy_4374 h

No he has a sharpness 1 fist

Yes

ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

john wick

he won with bare hands and he isn't even a bear

they called me a mad man

The Doomslayer is happy

Played bedwars a month ago it’s still children but they leftclick slightly faster now

ikr it was amazing

This is 2017 hypixel people sometimes either took no kb sometimes or it would be delayed kb server would lag out sometimes back then

@@hesoneshot3527 that sounds like a time to be alive

W-tap and sprinting before he gets hit

@@davay_ yeah he definitely did that too, but hypixel probably just had different kb back then too

So you gave him a box of crayons?

@@arashparthian_112 I don't know what kind of printer paper you use, but all the ones that I've ever seen are solid white. I have another friend that giving crayons would be fun though, since he plans on joining the marine corpsafter HS

Volatile 100 I said give him a box of crayons so he can colour on it lmao

Well historically he ain’t wrong...

Power move biggest ironic joke of them all

Less than a week my friend, Unus Anuus

"If you ever feel you need a weapon, just use your sharpness II fist" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Then is he breakimg the 4th wall?

Momento Mori, it has ended but the memories remain. Hold them dear to your heart or you will regret it

Which artist who drew him? I wanna see🥺

yes.

Hmmm lemme think *searches techno and sees his stats* 😨 “YEP NEW GAME”

“Dunno man, it’s just him, maybe we can beat him.”

@@user-zo5ge3dn4o don’t u fricking dare

@@user-zo5ge3dn4o famous last words

You: watching this video 3 year later Me: watching this video 3 yeats later too ._.

@@LouiqOG HOLD UP THIS IS 3 YEARS OLD

I’m not going to lie, I think that’s the joke he was making

@@Rune_Wave_ WAIT ITS 3 YEARS OLD? AHHH

@@Rune_Wave_ ITS 3 *YEATS* OLD

Same

TRUUUE

Lmao

ah yes, Technoblade and The Art of Stabbing People with your Bare Hands

@@ThatCubicGuy exactly my thoughts hahaha

The art of orphan creation

What about knockback?

Oh no

my dad has that enchantment it only activates when he bullies me i'm kidding of course

I bet Kit Fisto have one

and a knockback X fist

7? 134, at least.

Knockback is for casuals

Hax probably

@@Noah-fx4cm no

Equivalent Exchange

Everone knows it fun fact guy

Shove

Well if they dodge it’s even more knock back technically

I guess the whole video is showing exactly that

@Dream Fan have you heard of the legendary kbII fist?

No

character development

passive : dark determination

nE s....sen türksün

Fax

Lol yep

Techno with a sword: literally unstoppable

Combined

Rip ❤ 🕊️

"Heh heh heh, *THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!* "

@PANG JIAN SHENG dude he uses a steering wheel

(Goes x-games mode)

“ *IT WOULDNT BE A BOSS BATTLE IF I DIDNT HAVE STAGES!!!* “

nah both irl and in game

lmao

stfu

@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou he can comment whatever he wants xD

@@whatthefuckiswrongwithyou no u

he is saitama

That's beautiful

wait... you have bear fists?

He said they dont respawn not respond

TANJIRO BOOOOM BOOM

I just hear him clicking

"white, the best colour!" *Racists have joined the chat*

Thx for that comments

Red Ender lol i was gonna comment the exact same thing but im too lazy XD

@@Enderios me looking for who asked

FloLorm i asked

FloLorm congratulations you have become a comedy king. your reply to that comment will change the very fabric of existence beacause of how creative and amazing it was. the writer of the comment will have their lives changed completely in such a negative way that they’ll want to throw themselves off a cliff just beacause of how offended they were when they read your 7 genius, magical, glorious, divine words:”me looking for the person who asked”

@@sebawuba8533 lol Time to throw myself off a cliff

You forgot click speed

40,00000000000 cps

Weakness: French

Decayed Guardian “Knockback Resistance”

Did i just see an over 9000 joke in 2020

Its easy to fist a golem lol they have less reach than players

fists do more knockback than axes and swords

@@ksyuhn iron golems have knockback resistance

i can also do that lel not that hard even with the resistance

“Is so incredible” bruh you’re hardcore simping lmao Play the game for more than 20 seconds and have 2 brain cells and any player can do that in their sleep

"People kept putting my name under random quotes and I don't like it" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"*insert quote here*" -sun tzu: The art of war

What do you mean?

That's a lot of knockback for a wooden sword. Might be a knockback stick.

@@nancyabsalon9436 this is a joke lol

i mean the joke is pretty funny, but i doubt it would be possible to make a big ass 3d sword to look like his hand also *u can see the item selected in the hotbar so bruh moment*

@@LlfeMinecraft you can edit the sword so it doesn’t show anything in the hotbar, also the name I think.

One punnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnch

no wonder minecraft will never get e-sports bruh

No one in their right mind would buy dia armor and an iron sword (the iron sword one is only allowed when ur bed is broken in my books kekw) and dia armor is just wrong

@@sodaxgd what?

@@PixelRyzl that if you have a bed, u have to be dumb to get dia armor lmao

Underrated, where are the likes, this made my day

"Just like those orphans parents" literally wheezed

johnjacob he beats orphans not their parents

got bully? beat them to death parents dont like you? beat them to death baby sibling is getting more attention? beat them to death solve all your problems just by constantly punching them to death

*punshes the taxcollectors*

Hey do u know Mystic Winter

@@rekhadevan6652 I don’t

Hi

@@r3ktsoldier8 hi

I should do that lol

The art of war

Sun Tzu**

@@mingyboo ok grammar gestapo

@@harveersethi2462 ok grammar gestapo gestapo

@@theultimateinksack5825 ok grammar gestapo gestapo gestapo

This was the first video I watched too

I’m 13 now and going into high school saw the video 6 minutes after it was posted the sad thing was that it was uploaded on my last day in middle school it’s sad to know that we won’t see anymore uploads from him

(

rest in peace techno :(

Me too

Lmao facts

It was a joke title

@@j.epstein7723 I believe you are missing out on the thing that makes this comment funny and something to laugh about. I think this thing you are missing is known by most people as a joke. You see, a joke by definition is something funny that is told by humans. You young sir are unaware of this fact. So please proceed to take the shame of me asserting my dominance as you think the concept of a joke is difficult

@@FruitJuice1009 no, you missed sarcasm. Technoblade called bedwars a "difficult game", and then proceeded to win a game using only his fists. You took this title seriously and basically just explained the joke. You're stupid for missing the obvious joke.

@@j.epstein7723 I never missed the sarcasm. I was making sarcasm out of sarcasm. The sarcasm was always there. The joke was always there. Right under your nose.