That’s the one that got me lol

Lol!

😂😂😂☠️

it's dinner time.. I"m gonna go feed MY HUNGRY. lol. THEN i'm gonna take a ride in my model Y.

@@jaybee3165 lol the poor mans Tesla you mean.

He should have said "It makes me feel like I'm feeding the hungry just by tweeting or posting on Instagram".....🤣

@@vigneshkannan3921 when i drive my model y, i can hear oil billionaires crying

Exactly! Kinda like the Clinton's building two homes in Haiti after their big earthquake a few years back, when they took in tens of millions of dollars to do so.

Wow….must be far away from home…maybe if you live so far from work, it’s better to move closer or find another job.

​​@@ragnargranum7374 There you are! The actual person JP was just making fun of. 😂 Enjoy your virtue signaling EV device. I'm so happy for you! 😊

@@williamfreeman6935 haha…you think they buy electric car for the environment…? Your the joke

@@ragnargranum7374 LOL. Where did I say that?

500 miles per charge. And no I don't own a Tesla.

depends on what part of the country you're in. it's really simple actually- if they have "no child left behind" at your school? MOVE. because at that school? so that "no child gets left behind".. they just dumb down the curriculum so that NO ONE gets ahead. it's progressive. it's the CA way.

@trojan baseball take a breath 'moron'... complete sentences please. if you'd like- I could send you a copy of hooked on phonics.

sad truth

@@Darya777K if you work for chevron? yah. it's sad. I feel sorry for all those people who work for big oil... legacy auto sales people, ice vehicle mechanics, pipe fitters who work on refineries, thousands of jobs- GONE. but with that- lots & lots of new jobs too. the truly sad part? legacy auto & big oil COULD HAVE kept it- KEPT IT ALL.. if they just hadn't over reached. you see- big oil & legacy auto? they don't just not want tesla to succeed.. they want to squash ANYONE who makes cars more efficient & longer lasting- THERE! right THERE! lies the ENTIRE RUB. it's not about pollution, or mining or slavery or the power grid... all that kind of talk is just a magician's slide of hand- a distraction to turn your attention away from the REAL issue at hand. 4 GOOD EXAMPLES: #1- ev's- 40 years ago a brilliant scientist named Stanford Ovshinsky invented the nickel metal hydride battery- for use in EV's. GM used it in the EV1, leased it- then: on big oil's command- they recalled all the leases- AND CRUSHED THEM. then texaco bought the battery patents- and shelved them. #2- remember the 1970's so - called 'oil shortage'... a façade created to raise the price of gasoline- amc took the 'pacer' and installed a sterling steam engine in it- a sterling engine will run on ANYTHING that burns. at the same time, GM came out with the olds 98 diesel & many other diesel vehicles, mercedez benz started selling more diesels. the whole market was getting away from high gas prices and then? oh it's a miracle- no more gas shortage. and AMC crushed their plans for the sterling pacer- on you- know who's orders. #3- RIGHT NOW! a company called achates power took an old opposed piston ww2 aircraft diesel engine- modernized it and installed one in a pickup truck for ford- an F-150. it pollutes less than our best current technology- both gas & diesel. it gets 30% better economy while also getting 30% better power to weight ratio. and NONE OF THESE WILL EVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY. WHY? because you & I see 30% better fuel economy.. big oil just sees 30% loss in sales. AND THAT is why BIG OIL, will soon be small oil. #4- in 1963- chevrolet built sedans with 283 & 327 cubic inch v-8 motors that could get as high as 26mpg.. and would last beyond 700k even 1 million miles. you see... they KNOW how to build the most excellent cars- BUT? they will not. AND THAT is why legacy auto HAS TO GO. so yes- millions of jobs gone. if you work for toyota or honda or any of the other legacy auto makers? my advise to you? find a job with an auto maker that is 100% all in on ev's. or ? just wait for the great lay-off. in fact- if legacy auto spent HALF their advertising budget on new innovations instead of working with BIG OIL to STIFLE EVERY SINGLE new innovation? TESLA would have never even came into existence in the first place.

@@jaybee3165 Totally man, Can you believe that we have amazing technologies to avoid car accidents with special motion sensors installed, but it seems like an inconvenient activity, and although with great investments in advertising, the car producers don't give a rat ass about actual people safety. Frankly, it looks like they'd rather have people die. We live in a fake upside down world full of lies and paradoxes, and I'm glad that JP gives his take on it. It is funny and a bit sad.

I concur

Exactly

They know who to censor, be sure of that.

@Ooh Lala So true. Free speech on this platform or any mainstream one for that matter is fucked😂

@@normaljohn6035 At least we can all still find ways to laugh about it lol

California as a whole provides a good picture of how regressive being progressive is.

#hoodrich

It's the same with iPhone's, scumbags on welfare own a new iPhone. If they own an iPhone they automatically think there're someone important and "rich".....🤣

P B woah buddy, why are people on welfare suddenly scumbags?

@@maryryan1571, if they're able bodied or have a marketable skill and they ask the rest of us to pick up their check? Yeah, that's the definition of "scumbag." Doesn't mean they're a murderer or a pervert, but skimping on their share makes them a scumbag.

is it fun?

Thanks for helping save the world

Wouldn't these truths hurt more if you DO own a Tesla?

@@bjen3273 They do. But it's ok cause dam you gotta Tesla

@@bjen3273 Well no because it isn't until you own a Tesla that you realize how blissful ignorance truly is. You see, I am blissfully ignorant and no one can take that away from me. not even youtube comments.

Umm ok, I didn’t see the comment you’re referring to.. but thanks for the thumbs up..

@Smith & Wesson I challenge you to a duel with my brick phone! Your S&W .44 versus my Motorola brick!

What other obscure things did you catch the rest of us didn't? The cars had 4 wheels?

STEAMING ANGERSON ok.. not sure why you would say that..so funny how you trolls have nothing better to do but be disrespectful for no reason

must have been that 2.4 sec speed run . . .

Mark Wildt 🤪

This is probably my favorite of the whole (GREAT) vid as well! 😂

Best quote of the video

"Based on scientific evidence that is yet to be discovered" that was the best quote 😂 from his gluten free video I think

Reminds me of a Joe Rogan quote: "people are full of shit and that story sucks". People will justify anything in Clown-Yuga.

Nah. The SLR is good for Vegas or Phoenix from LAX. But good luck keeping it under 75mph out there. Lol

wow. i didn't get that feeling at all. when i bought my ev, i get the sensation of driving by a texaco station without spending a dime on oil bollionaires. AND, when i drive past a ford dealership, i get all warm & fuzzy thinking about all the thousands of $ of parts i'm NEVER going to have to buy.

but the most wonderful feeling of all? all the unemployed napa parts employees in here whining about tesla. it really helps me sleep better at night. lmao

makes me want to buy this guy a tie dyed T-shirt with a tesla logo on it. or maybe a giant bong shaped like a "T" . lmao 🤣

you guys should start a support group for displaced workers who USED to make their living on ice vehicles & big oil. i'm sure EVERYONE would feel so sorry for you.... 😭 NOT! 😂

join ME on the EV side luke, snd together we'll destroy big oil

😂😂

Charles Eye , that gives me a warm inner feeling.

that’s tuff

OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☠️👻

😂😂😂

Lmao are you a under 6 foot as well?

So let me get this straight, you whine and complain that the poor isn’t being helped but you have the money to help them and do nothing while you sit back on your ass and yell at people for having gas owned cars, while their the ones who actually do something about it? Oh and let me guess you believe that alkaline is better than oil. You should look at how big an alkaline query is compared to an oil rig. Oh and your not adding up the amount of radiation that comes from having an alkaline battery powered car.

Tesla is an ugly American nerd mobile. And it does not make anyone look rich. For some reason people will go buy a 20 or 30 or $40,000 Teesla . And they think it makes them look rich when in reality it does not. A Ferrari f8 or a Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG Roadster Orin 8 series BMW or a Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet. Those cars will make you look rich. But I will never ever buy an electric tree-hugging nerd mobile.

@@robd1859 if you’re buying a car to look rich, you’re an idiot. Doesn’t matter if it is a Ferrari or a Tesla.

It then lights it's self on fire. Partially because it's electric, but also to be progressive.

Now that you've got your misguided hate out, do you feel better? It always makes me feel better whenever I clump a large group of people together and act like their desires are completely monolithic as a whole.

ryogain USU relax.

@@ryanfiser1571 nah mang. Tell OP to relax with his mischaracterizations of a just cause.

@@theGiver3 a cause that's hurt more black lives then any thing they've been fighting against...they've literally done nothing for black lives. At. All. The only thing they've done is raise a TON of money for old WHITE Democrats,look for yourself were the money goes...not into the black community,that's for damn sure.

but he owns that house and both of those Tesla's.. so is it really shitting. or is it just pandering?

​@@mitcht1026 He is self-aware and is able to laugh at himself. For instance, some things I enjoy: Macs, MMA, PC gaming, or the band Tool, for instance, all have cringeworthy fandoms that are easy to laugh at, and I often fall into that category. The ability to see yourself, or anything in general, from another's perspective is good.

It's the cringe worthy honesty.

@@bluesdealer I feel you on the Tool part lol

@@Andrea-jg8ri Then why are you here?

It's like repeating the jokes, without actually listening to the words

That's how Trump must feel. ;)

@@japio8955 WRONG!

@@japio8955 No.. that's how the Democrats know they are.... while Trump actually does something about their poverty.

@@japio8955 always some dipshit who brings up trump..

You are the extreme minority

@@aarontaylor9413 and yet still part of the majority who buy Tesla’s… rich signaling

It definitely makes sense to get a $70,000 car that costs 3 times more to service than the average hybrid vehicle that gets 50+ mpg but only costs $30,000. If you actually need to drive long distances a Tesla is almost worthless. My Camry Hybrid will do about 600 miles on one tank of fuel at 53 mpg!

@@RPG-oh1yf fact

If you live in AZ (Phoenix probably) you will eventually die when the water dries up!!! I lived there most of my life and got out before everything went really off the rails! We sold our house in 2003 for a little under $300,000 - that house is now selling for close to $900,000 - no changes except for some landscaping in the front! Good luck!!!

I live in a new neighbor for the last 6 months. In my first week, a neighbor that owns a Tesla came knocking on my door. I though he wanted to introduce himself to us, but he ONLY came to tell us how horrible people we are for having a Range Rover and destroying the environment and it should be forbidden. He got a great lecture as my husband is an electrical engineer that explained him how his car is not much greener. One week later the government of our country (Belgium) decided electrical cars aren't that green and will be forbidden in 10 years. The neighbor still doesn't talk to us.

@@allwhatilove914 Bottoms up for you and your husband 🍻!

@Dragon Slayer how do you know where their electricity comes fom? The problem is fixable for electric cars, you can change the way you produce electricity, that won't happen for gas cars. And yeah, i am not saying shaming people for not having electric cars is fine. Not everyone can afford one

@Dragon Slayer energy is coming from renewable sources more and more each year plus the fact that many tesla owners have solar panels on their home

Carrie Stanford no you did pee yourself

I actually did! My gas guzzling Ram seats are still wet!

Spot on about the "Westside".

I live on the west side of LA

David Attias LA must have the fakest people on the planet lol

Right... Step over that dung and into your Tesla

@@pjmac3520 Well the truth is, fake people can be in any city in any country though it's fun to make fun of the LA west-siders, they are very similar to NYC socialites. I've lived in both places for many years.

Lithium mines are probably worse

oh but i do! tell me again.... c'mon... here in CA when if we can't find some coal to burn, we just do the river dance, smoke some weed & set the woods on fire. or just hook pelosi up to a mustang & show her a pic of trump... the hot air she 'triggers' will run the car for a month....

SensualViking so what are you? an opec executive?

Last year here in Australia, we had a convoy of environmentalists showing up for a rally in a rural town. A mine was to be opened about 50 miles away. The locals, many of who were looking at construction, logistics, and supply jobs at the mine, didn't appreciate wealthy folks in Teslas showing up in a rural community with high unemployment.

@@jonathantan2469 I don't care for the environmentalist's more radical element. I like solar, battery tech and ev's because it offers an alternative- a new option. as a believer in the bible & creationism... I know this planet is GOING TO BURN. so trying to 'save it'... well.. it's kind of a pointless venture. I get what you mean though. near the little town where I grew up, tree huggers were protesting a gravel mine (granite). of course, being in the south... they didn't get far. basicly, the governor gave them the finger and it ended there, as it should. if coal mines & oil wells can compete with solar & batteries? good for them. I say go for it. most musk fans don't like hearing that- and I don't care. the benefit of having Elan & Tesla is that it FINALLY forces the automotive industry & big oil (one in the same entity) to stop screwing with consumers. 'smog controls'.. are mandated at the behest of big oil to decrease the life span of cars and to increase the amount of fuel and parts they need. nothing more. the epa is just a stooge. having EV's means that consumers can now say: "fine- make ice cars anything you want them to be... but if you can't match the longevity, cheap operating cost & reliability of EV's? then you're out.

audio books? I prefer youtube.

I think it was the way he said it with a kind of reverence.

As an electrical engineer I agree.

@@rogeronslow1498 As a mechanical engineer I agree.

@@waitaminute-vw9hf as no engineer I disagree

@@Stewer1000 Let me guess. Hedge fund manager and Tesla owner.

@@waitaminute-vw9hf I need to be engineer to agree. I'm not so I cannot

Like voting

He has a sharp mind and always nails it

Ecco warriors roar save the planet by destroying 😳 it wooooo hooooo

Thats not sarcasm

You are the people I like, don’t be ashamed of driving that ugly car(sorry) just an opinion. Wear your bougie car loud and proud. Make you a deal, you drive if I am running late and I will drive if we just want to randomly drive until we tip over…deal? Hahahaha

I drive a Jeep Wrangler with so many mods I really don’t know the actual number right now and My identity is totally all about my insanely bad ass Jeep

Now I’m ashamed of myself. Oh well

Jeep driver. Same thing, but very douchy everywhere on the road.

@SS dude, this is clearly a serious comment and i LOVE greta's audio books!

@SS *_How dare you?_*

Lucky you were in a self-driving car when you were choking on your tofu. You might have killed a carnivore driving on the same road as you.

Dexxter bit harsh....

@@Barbaraska ... not really harsh, just my lame attempt at humor. :)

In order for that to be true II would have to acknowledge that

But not you. Only the "other" people have this problem I guess. Am I right? :D

There's are just status symbols of today.

AwakenWithJP has a peloton video too

He still has a Tesla. Who wins in the end?

@@Ltpwnface I use a 1986 Toyota Corolla. I have more money.

Riiiight...Black Banter...of course you do. So rich...lol

Not so related question How can I become an electrician in the states?

@@ferramirez4570 easy 1/ move to USA 2/ become an electrician

You can't drive any of them with your phone. They have a feature called summon but it's just for moving a car forward and backward I believe, or to you if you're in a small parking lot. It's more of a gimmick

Like those ginormous hunks of junk called wind turbines that are supposed to be better for the environment

So.What makes you think he cared about the environment or even thinks he pretends to.Sounds no worse than everyone else ,maybe he just likes tezlas ,shape,style,quiteness or power.No different than EVERYONE else,no?

Yes

politicians do both of those things right here in the states. so what. I'm not for mining cobalt in the DRC, but if you saw battery day, you know that tesla is phasing cobalt completely out of their batteries and using nickel instead.

china violates every human right known to human kind- and yet walmart keeps selling their krap.

And war, almost everyone is guilty. We should just trade and aid, but people are still stuck in age before internet and think they can get away with murder.

@@eos1205 and THAT is the very biggest reason to go all out on EV's. all the wars in the middle east over oil? imagine the look on those sheik's faces- sorry dude- you gotta fix your in-fighting if you want to keep doing business. of course- their solution would probably be to kill more people- but at least we wouldn't be mixed up in it.

@gerald seivewright oh.. the oil industry will still be around.. they just won't be king of the block anymore. no more fake oil shortages like in the 70's. no more "war in middle east! oil prices are up" scams. no more rigging cars with tons of smog krap just to make them get worse mileage. well.. they could still do those things- but every time they do- more & more people (like me) will say "ENOUGH! keep your damn gasoline! I'm going EV!"

Like some organizations give to people in Africa tablets, but they actually lack food and water

@@ptrgr72 and above all BIRTH CONTROL things!

@@combatduckie and withhold safe abortion.

I also enjoyed this part

I work with a doctor who owns a Tesla, and my god this nails him on the head! Lol love it

The way he looks at the camera when he says it 🤣 makes it that much funnier

Goes for everyone.

I had to play it 3 times LOL

What did you meant?

@@florzinhaestudiosa8670 If you know who Stephen Hawking and Rainman are, then you will love the joke. As I said, I enjoyed it so much I watched it 3 times. :-)

i died as well)))

There's something really unusually weird because of what's going on here about Elon Musk and Greta Thunburg. It's cruel, and at the same time emotional manipulation. No matter what, it's not going to stop criticism and critical thinking about it all.

You could shorten that to "save on fuel, spend on guns". Maybe add a Socialist Rifle Association logo for maximum effect.

The sticker shows that you have a very low iq and a big ego. And you should not own a gun.

@@massinakmin8340 just proved that it gets people mad.

@@Katzelle3 I like this option the best. Basically piss everyone off. I mean except for leftie gun owners.

It is

Then he isnt talking about you. He is talking about the Tesla Owner. That doesnt necessarily have anything to do with the car or the company (although their marketing is complicit to be sure). Like BMW. BMWs are great cars. Nothing wrong with the company in particular. But everyone knows BMW Drivers are almost always total narcissistic asshats.

I thought it was interesting that Ford (and Dodge) started makin every truck gigantic, you can;t tell a new F150 from an older F450 anymore =)

You’re not a millionaire stop lying 🤥

smart investing mate, well done.

And I just subscribed!

Cool story bruh you sound 9, grow up

@Cool story bruh I'm pretty sure Deng Ping is too busy making iPads and iPhones to be hating on @Evan Santos, and same probably goes for little N'keke who is way to busy strip-mining cobalt. But I'm pretty sure Josh and Jenny in Minnesota hates Evan a whole lot to make up for it so you might be right about that

Lol

You do realise they have portable chargers right?

@@Fuzzled369 , sure! Just load that bad boy on a trailer and you are set for life, i.e., until you run out of fuel for the charger.

@@markblocker4981 lmao just get more money isn't valuable

@@Fuzzled369 so give me all of yours. Make it quick too, I'm behind on rent and my landlord doesn't share your views in the subject. Probably because he's got bills of his own to pay. When you're an adult you'll understand.

They're not using an iPhone to record, notice on tight shots you don't see the reflection of anyone in the car's windows - cuz they are shooting at least 10' away. Also, excluding interior shots, the lighting on all exterior car shots was pretty well balanced. With the editing as well, pretty much over produced like everything American.

Yea'... I want the white one. 😂

Yep! No skin off Elon's back to give the guy 2 Teslas for a million views!!!!

Does it matter?

@@yescarlett I suppose not, but I was just trying to emphasize that publicity is publicity regardless of sarcastic intonation. And your typical Tesla owner may full well enjoy that there is such a fuss being made about their car! Kinda builds on the whole egotistical enviroshame persona!

😂😂😂

I lost count on how many cows Ive slaughtered in the time I wasnt driving a Tesla.

Decay? Then it isn't radioactive. Actually, it depends where the material is on the radionuclide decay chain.

JP has TWO Teslas, so he's saving the environment twice as hard! (Seriously though how did he miss this low hanger?)

@@zd1322 ok einstein it was a joke lol no need to flaunt your smarts

They went Plaid!!!

$2k for a 0.5 second faster 0-60 was so worth it

So it sounds fun and a clever use of the already implemented computer.

At age 7.

Yes it's called the Chrysler mini van, and mom package.

SO.. YOU ACTUALLY did build one? or you just THOUGHT about it? if you did the latter.. congratulations! you're legacy auto. if you ACTUALLY did it... then you're elan musk.

Imagine trying to play the game while the system is driving you around, but you go flying off the road because the steering wheel didn't disconnect from the rest of the system.

NUCLRPWRD would be way cooler.

@@HenriZwols CNG powered would be better

Lol. So true!

The Tech of Tech For the record, most Teslas are driven in areas where the mix of electric generation is heavily skewed AWAY from coal. So, the vanity plate is cute, but wrong.

The Tech of Tech Good for him/her. Even when powers from coal, it will be cleaner than any gasoline car after 4-5 years while the gasoline car still emits the same crap, every day, without any other option for power.

No more than a street legal Roomba.

Ditto, I'm still waiting for mine to be delivered but, I will say my only motivation for purchasing one is simply that I wanted it. :)

I'm putting money aside for the cybertruck. Looks pretty awesome to me.

@@ANTIWOKEFOREVER that is the way!! I hope the price don't jump to high

@@mrgrantsr right!!! I just simply wanted one.. at the time my only other option was a Chevy bolt.. never in my life!! A close second would of been a polstar but if I would gone to polstar, I would of regretted not getting a Tesla. Saved myself the drama and just got me a tesla, best decision ever!!

@@blakeogeris2494 as far as I know. The prices are still the same. But rumors are that there will be a quad motor with a crab walk feature but no price is told yet. If I had to guess it will be between $70,000 or $80,000.

I only fly private and leave my trash all over while protesting for climate change.

Coal burning jets are the best.

Same

@@codediporpal I have a coal-burning fireplace on my private coal-burning jet. Nothing beats it!

@3,14 _ no, it's his much better looking relative, Leonardo da Vinci.

Hahahahahah

A bicycle would be better!

Ha, so when a vegetarian or vegan prods you, say, “Actually, I don’t eat.”

Doing this!!! Lol

I walk to work. Im a conservative republican. I grow my own vegetables and fruit. I drink tap water too.

270°

i died when he was describing elon musk

I do, but it's ok - they are all sci-fi / fantasy

Eww you're expecting a shameless plug in a video? Wow youtube has you nice and brainwashed. Everyone seems to forget that youtube was supposed to be the place people went for entertainment without ads. I actually enjoyed the lack of any dogshit sponsors or ads ruining the video.

Lol, this guy works for Google probably. Who pushes to see ads

@@anttoeknee9672 :o perhaps

@@TheXboxSux lol ok 1: it was a joke And 2: yeah it was way nicer when ads weren't a central part of UKposts... but the fact that they exist now means UKpostsrs get paid some money for the time they spend on their videos... and then the other flip side is that that brought a ton of regulations with it. So, many sides to the coin, I guess

I still think of my nice truck as "my new car." It's 10 years old and I still feel spoiled.

And depreciating with every mile.

@@harrymills2770 My oldest vehicle is 33 years old. I take good care of it and it runs great. I wouldn't trade it for new car.

My truck all 6000 pounds is paid for

Most poor people think things like that.

That’s true of a lot of car people... but it seems it is the case with every Tesla owner.

@@psychlops924 many car people are very attached to their cars and make them a very important part of their life, but with tesla owners i've noticed that they make the whole elon musk and tesla thing their identity. And they get really obssesed with it, to a point where it becomes annoying and frustrating

who thinks about their identity? oh yeah... people who practice identity politics. weird.

even when the lady at the bank asks for my .id.- all I'm thinking is... DAMN- it's hard to get my wallet out of these pants.

That sounds like a statement my sister would say to herself.

have you ever been to a sheltered workshop? it's a special place where they teach retarded people to do dirt simple tasks. like screwing a nut onto a bolt. MIND-BLOWINGLY boring as shit to the average person. pure delight to the mentally handicapped. ever hang out & do people watching at a truck stop? kind of like watching the sheltered work shop. driving is not exciting. if you're in a high performance car- it is for a few miles. but after a while? it's just driving. watch the road, hold the wheel... repeat. I can only go about 40 minutes without wanting to doze off. must be a real thrill for you though ? LMAO.

@@jaybee3165 tbh I don't trust a computer with my child at 70mph with Karen's driving about in there big white cars that mirrors don't work.....I also have cruise control that's enough. Clutch gear box breaks and steering is enough for me....less to go wrong the better.

@Bobby Boucher ok, here ya go, you can have your gallon of gas. but it won't make you happy... "baby" 🤣

@@jaybee3165 I've realized that my car is only as fast as the slowest driver on the road I'm on, and this is significantly slower than the maximum performance of a 44kw Citroen C2