Ok

ol

hell ye

Ok

it's ok technoblade

I mean technically he didn’t invade any countries, they put their countries in his land

Crunchy exactly lmfao

@@paulbalet honestly...why didnt the nazis do that

@@infiniteannus3389 Sadly the server didn't have the fill autoclaim addon, so there goes that option.

he didn't invade, he made them all enclaves of the Antarctic Empire lol

Exactly!

Suffering from Success

its the /top situation all over again

On the same level as driving a truck into the oval office, killing the president, sitting on the chair and then attempting to command the guards to go away because you're the president now. So they are just a couple of annoying pricks on the server. But with diamonds being the currency, inviting them on the server doesn't seem to be the only bad decision on the administration side.

geez dude no need to be so sensitive calm down

💀

💀

Tom

💀

​@@flarie7853💀

fool* proof

Technoboat!!!

Technoboat!!

Technoboat!!!

​@@Ratatouille-loltechnoboat!!!!

TEChNo: I only took 70%

Joe

@@lolz8bit Joe mama

Now take half of the world

@@lolz8bit (guardians reference) Who?

NetLockGaming rules =/= war crimes

Technically They didnt go to war at any given point So if it's not a crime because there are no rules and there was no war so it can't be a war crime so techies finezies

_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ I agree, he didn’t commit any, but your comment assumes war crimes and rules are the same thing. They are not

Oh hey there

charlie edits why hello good sir

He's probably already done it. He could've done it the same hour he arrived.

@@cythism8106 Looking upon us mortals on his throne of potatoes

his kratos arc

Not gonna lie, after what Sun Wukong did, I wouldn't be surprised if Heaven had a counter measure prepared incase it ever happened again.... 😑

@@antonitocotter447 Maybe just the Chinese division tho (I like to think that gods of all religions/mythologies exist in different divisions like in an office or school)

techno: *Hold my beer*

Ok boomer

@@bingogod9123 remoob ko

Corno Virus: What did you say?

Y o u c a n t j u s t s h o o t a h o l e I n t h e s u r f a c e o f m a r s.

Big Brain

Nah 99.99999999999999%

nah 70%

@just because I could

technoblade did not even claim the whole world lol he clamed LESS than 90% of it

finally not a depressing comment

Techo???

hope everyone doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

@@nejinvader1757 hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

He was completely jutified. Here is what he should have done: secretly hired a member of the jury as an assassin, then when techno says the word the Antarctic empire suddenly attacks everyone (the assasin kills a specific target). Then once they all die, techno offers them tge choice: join the empire or die. The ones who don't agree are thrown into a prison for life. Then he would become SMP earths dictator. Muahahah

Wilbur Technically declared war tho even tho he reversed it when Techno said hell come raid.

17:16

He can also do it again because of how that rule was stated. Technically if he leaves out the oceans or like just Greenland or something he isn’t taking over the “whole world”

JoeyJ 17:16

Chunks would load when I gave the word

Now every night I go stow away

Hide from the mobs I used to slay

Nitro they were once all terrified

Everytime I looked into their eyes

dam that hit hard

Rip techno

He is overthrowing the kingdom of god

@FeZerved [Best videos] you dont make better vids as far as i know but technoblade did say he’s going to hell so you got us there

ya that hit hard and low

Amazing comment

LOL

Lmaoooo

so true

LMFAOOOOO

Yellowfish Gaming Admins when Techno claims 99% of all the land: Wait, that’s illegal

@@WooperGamerYT lol ur right

@@72EEL indeed

Technodick

@@MipeStiocic391 wat

This is true

i said that

Not to be that guy, but *off

@Galaxyisnoob 100 oh, understandable

@Galaxyisnoob 100 understandable,have a nice day

Absoulut madlad

Checkmate

10⁰0th like

Hippity hoppity, get off my property

Reverse card

Techno: Did you not see how I did in Minecraft Mondays? Do you not know about my bedwars win streak?

💣 T E C H N O C A N N O N 💣

In Antarctica, you don’t declare war on Technoblade. Technoblade declares war on you.

Someone: I declared war on you! Technoblade: do you know how little that narrows it down?

Do you not know my key catchphrase, “Technoblade NEVER DIES”

@FeZerved [Best videos] true he was aethist

Nope…HE ALREADY WON

@FeZerved [Best videos] What the heck is wrong with you

Can't conquer what isn't there

Belka, is that you?

You cant attack something that is already destroyed.

Actual Israeli strategy Nuking the country, not disbanding it Well, disbanding by nuking

The ole' Swiss strategy

Not them

me

Deyan btw me

Technoblade = Ohio

reference about Minecraft Monday tnt run (alot of particles)

Oh boi

Lol

what is dibs?

@@ulle5 dibs means that you called it and it is yours

No! This isnt how youre supposed to play the game

This is the best comment in this comment section.

Everyone:*trials Techno* Techno: wait, that’s illegal!

Wilbur said in his stream that it was the other admins that forced him to do it, they were actually really mad at techno and wanted him banned

DA WEIRDO wow boomers.

wilbur***

DA WEIRDO i think josh was the only one that was mad though, i don’t think chip was

@@moneymonkey5387 Chip was cool with it (even tried to help out, he is the voice who said about skipping chunks), and Wilbur just went with the joke. Josh was legit wanting to shadowrealm Techno to oblivion.

He was aethist

@@residentsleeper9764 he wrote in a book on minecraft that he was going to the kingdom of heaven, so shut.

😔🙏

MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS

Rine he used biggest brain

Justin Nowaczynski Its a youtube video comment section. No one cares 🌚

Justin Nowaczynski stolen

@@Genetix. nice

Lol that was great XD

What does this even mean

Sreeto basically there were going to fight but now it’s just they aren’t enemies or allies

@@wouldyourather6105 aha okay

@@Sreeto Basically Wilbur realized it was a death sentence to declare war against Techno lol. Perfect example of instant regret.

wonder if god will be a boomer? and how long that will last?

Bro shut up the purpose of the channel is we revist and laugh at what was techno stop make sad dumbass

I know right? Why they gotta be mad? HE CALLED DIBS!

Lmao

That trial would have been over right then if he said that

Bro, he called dibs

yeah

Nobody f&&ks with the Techno Empire

And then in the raid he takes over the whole world again just to flex

That would've been funnee

Timestamp?

@@savanaho7687 17:08

He was aethist

@@residentsleeper9764 I made this comment in regards to the Will he wrote on the Dream SMP

They are all admins and were using creative mode. No chance

yeah the admins would get destroyed

yessss

Select the strongest member of the jury and do trial by combat

Is SneegSnag, or Techno the ultimate PVP god?

Big brain

Yes.

Underappreciated quote: "YOU FOOLS WE HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER"

yeah its big brains time

Technically they where the ones breaking laws and Tecno had all the rights, considering they where now his people, living in HIS land, *to kill them for their behaviour*

Same

im literally reading the comments and when i saw this the video was at this point lel

@@lemon5076 me too lol

*Everyone will remember that*

Yeah screw the people that said. Technoblade should've kicked him. Because i did and now i feel bad.

@@kristijanmadhukar516 exactly

Techno is all combined

Techno: the unkillable general #1 potato emperor world conquering strategist Phil and Pete: here for the ride

Why does this seem to remind me of Italy back when Italy was super divided

@@vanixiii5657 nv

Ok

For like 20 minutes

Still counts

@@aundersave lol

*Chunks would load when i gave the word*

Genghis Kahn

13:35

9:38 I really stood and clapped

@Amel Bougrouz *sad misa noises*

am the 777 liker

Yea

Only in summer though

Splayairplane E good thing there's no seasons in minecraft

Nice

This was a saying when Britain use to rule a lot a parts of the world

jeffrey liu yeah pretty sure that’s the joke idot

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANTARCTICA, EVEN SANTA CLAUS DOESN'T LIVE THERE!!!

i'm so glad other people noticed that the antarctic empire owns everything except antarctica

And New Zealand

Ironic

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 he isnt real-

admins: that is not very cash money of you

He said dibs on earth so its all kk

@@watersheep8883 the Sheep has spoken

@@watersheep8883 the council has spoken

Yes he dose

Dont over *dose* 200000 potatoes per day

Wait,

@@Inhale_8632 Sounds like something from the Daily Dose of Internet.

@@juliusroman8616 *does

Who's josh? Is he the same josh as its_josh?

@@lilypaigeham no, they're talking about JoshA20, who's a mod of Wilbur and one of the owners of SMP Earth

Chunk would load when he flying by

Now every night he goes and flies away

Above the lands of people who he used to slay

One minute I was the king

Next minute a trial goes all against me

True

Chaotic neutral

This man win two war at the same time

You got 666 likes when I posted this comment

Now 777 likes

Watch the disclaimer at the end.

Watch the vid

Tbf he DID say it was a warcrime which is also very much a punishable thing lol

@@darkhorseash4337 And that is where he is wrong, what Mr. Blade did was not a war crime in any way.

@@darkhorseash4337 yeah but He never declared war on anybody so it’s not a war crime lmao

And if they didn't like it, they would have to fight him. And we all know how that would turn out

@@pablopereyra7126 too bad three ppl have access to creative mod tho

@The channel that does stupid stuff Drista didn’t die tho lmao

@shadowyeager techno took some bedrock and got a shulker(?) from her

@@fibrousone-seededdrupe7568 its called smp for a reason

"Your faction is now enemy to Newfoundland" "Ok I'll come raid" "Your faction is now neutral to Newfoundland"

Wilbur didn't Expect W.A.P. ( Weaponized Assault Penguins)

@@henryhoward9679 ._.

Yes indeed

Don't lie to me, you strange chimera, I watched his old videos and I'm 93% sure that he was never sane to begin with.

@@diamondz4057 I guess you don’t know what a joke is

@@diamondz4057 uh, sarcasm? jokes? dude it isnt really rocket science to understand jokes no need to overanalyse lmao

@@iamanidot8498 not over analysing, when I first saw the comment I thought he said something very offensive, so I thought I should say something about it. But ya I'll take what I said down, I get tired easily comments stuff, so I'll leave you all the what ever you where doing.

HugeOPness he was an english major you non

@@jomama5935 What's your point, you dense sack of potatoes? I was referring to his tone of voice. Imagine liking your own comment to validate yourself.

HugeOPness holy crap what did you jump on him for?

@@remindertostayhydrated602 he called him the n word

@@remindertostayhydrated602 No? He was acting as if I just insulted his father. Trying to inform me that he was an English major as if I just insulted the mans intelligence or speech.

*negalovania starts playing*

hatkid _yt no

hatkid _yt Technolovania

@@user-qv9vg9fb9f *technolovania starts playing* *everone left the game*

Yo bro loved by techno

2nd comic

This got commented a month ago and techno gave this a hearth HEH?!(congrats u got a hearth from techno from my knowladge that is pretty hard)

L

@@captainjacksparrow5771 Translate this to English apparently it's, 'THE'.......

I see, so this is where your took lessons for art of war Lelouch, I knew it! Playing with Schneizel couldn't have made you this good!

@@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457 I am not Lelouch. Nor am I Suzaku. I am a Symbol that will always fight against oppression! But, yes, you’re right. Lol

@@Jay-ki8oq blood for the blood god

And all just as a smokescreen for the Great Potato War

Lol so true

@Lopzinc it is a achievement in minecraft. Fly a pig off a cliff. Thats why the joke is funny

Lol

Oh techno did it already in hypixel

Heheh. I.get it.

That’s a pun

Bruh he technically did

Nazoblade

Ze last battalion

I said that so many times while watching this stream

just wait for the 4 kindome? idk in actuly german idk how reich is called in english

Good idea

Why would you degrade techno like that. I mean techno has WAYYYY more subs then sun tzu ever had.

It is

You dare?

@@suntzu_official 確實

HOT DOG DERP of bacon yes

HAHHAHAHAHA ikr a true mad lad

E

Yez

Yap

🤣

That's logical. His base in Antarctica. He rule the Earth

It’s was easier for him to name all the land he didn’t own than to name the stuff he did own

It would be even funnier if everyone moved to Antarctica because he didn't claim it lol

Dude now he is in antartica in dream smp

This is why pewds has more subs than him Lol

u kno he live streams right?

adhd makes work less fun even tho its the exact same thing XD

@Benjamin Sigouin he uploaded 3 times last week

that's basically every other day

I’m not going to like for no reason in particular

Basterd

Why do i think of someone who did it anyways

Techno offering a sword: "WHO WANTS TO BE KING"

@@songbonnie1953 well, to be fair, they did write “Literally anyone with more than 2 braincells”.

Then episode 3 & 4 are just bullying a small defenseless child

We all do

... Blood for the blood god

He also technically didn’t commit a crime, because SMP Earth didn’t establish any international statutes signed by all members by then. Can’t break a law that doesn’t exist.

Also the fact that he was even somewhat willing to give it all back just for some diamonds, and with seemingly no strings attached, which is an amazing deal when you consider the land that belonged to techno would have likely held a majority of the diamonds on the server meaning he would get more if that deal wouldn't go through.

Antarctic Empire did what Nazi's didn't do in WW2

Thanks for the subtitles

Techno is too good

Mello guys iam 11

Dani?