The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say

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Professor Dave Explains

Professor Dave Explains

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So it's been a minute since I made my response to the Globebusters, and for two months now I've had to listen to flat earthers spew the same nonsense in the comment section of that video, day after day. Now that I'm intimately familiar with their most popular and most ridiculous talking points, I thought I would put them all together in one clip for a vigorous debunking.
My original flat earth video:
• The Earth is Definitel...
My response to the Globebusters:
• Response to Globebuste...
How to actually calculate earth's curvature:
• Flat Earthers: Your Ma...
Proving that moonlight is not cold:
• Is Moonlight Cold? Exp...
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@computer.7921
@computer.7921 4 роки тому
Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?
@skeeterburke
@skeeterburke 4 роки тому
Me. Still reading, whered they all go?
@ihka4767
@ihka4767 4 роки тому
me
@rwirwillie487
@rwirwillie487 4 роки тому
Wassup
@skeeterburke
@skeeterburke 4 роки тому
@@rwirwillie487 does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any
@gyrmakisfamily4680
@gyrmakisfamily4680 4 роки тому
Sigh, me too, getting disappointed
@trevorday7923
@trevorday7923 3 роки тому
Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis
@mangeshk9002
@mangeshk9002 3 роки тому
😂😂
@williamwalters3796
@williamwalters3796 3 роки тому
Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!
@channelwithnotopic
@channelwithnotopic 3 роки тому
the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@channelwithnotopic
@channelwithnotopic 3 роки тому
@@coin4898 your skills are
@brettvv7475
@brettvv7475 3 роки тому
@@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.
@OwnYourOwnBus101
@OwnYourOwnBus101 5 місяців тому
I once argued with a guy that the earth was round. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it was flat, but eventually he came around.
@defenestrated23
@defenestrated23 4 місяці тому
I lol'd 😂
@RCNSV
@RCNSV 4 місяці тому
I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting
@rheiagreenland4714
@rheiagreenland4714 4 місяці тому
stolen
@thedbcooperforum
@thedbcooperforum 3 місяці тому
It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?
@user-qt8th6tc3b
@user-qt8th6tc3b 3 місяці тому
Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro
@pandon_the_youngest290
@pandon_the_youngest290 4 місяці тому
I just clicked on a video of flat earthers saying that they didn't believe a globe because they didn't see a curve and the first thing I saw was an ad for glasses💀💀
@luke10vh6
@luke10vh6 2 місяці тому
XD
@TheIsoscelesMonster
@TheIsoscelesMonster 2 місяці тому
Even UKposts knows these guys are idiots
@Aguyfrom225
@Aguyfrom225 2 місяці тому
They need glasses to see it
@lordofthesuperchargedgiraffes
@lordofthesuperchargedgiraffes Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@QuotesQS
@QuotesQS Місяць тому
Well, the government and the scientist will not let us have glasses sadly😞
@blueiswonderful
@blueiswonderful 2 роки тому
Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots. It’s offensive to idiots.
@yourdaddy01736
@yourdaddy01736 2 роки тому
Its funny how dumb they are
@yourlocalcrackdealer6614
@yourlocalcrackdealer6614 2 роки тому
@@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people
@ccwsalty5662
@ccwsalty5662 2 роки тому
so they should be called fuckheads
@Psi_Fan123
@Psi_Fan123 2 роки тому
Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people
@Psi_Fan123
@Psi_Fan123 2 роки тому
@@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads
@marxmaratpaine
@marxmaratpaine 4 роки тому
The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.
@CaptWesStarwind
@CaptWesStarwind 4 роки тому
Mind blown.
@MuttFitness
@MuttFitness 4 роки тому
I think you mean the bottom of the disc
@karlmac
@karlmac 4 роки тому
1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂
@xxTAARGUS
@xxTAARGUS 4 роки тому
Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol
@ausomm
@ausomm 4 роки тому
TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!
@jx3k
@jx3k 4 місяці тому
“Because oceans do not have wings” **furiously scribbles down notes**
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539
@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 2 місяці тому
I always wondered why the Oceans didnt just fly into the sky oh wait I NEVER wondered that
@Yacworld
@Yacworld 4 місяці тому
“U seem to think outer space is a vacuum cleaner“ was gold😂
@stuartgray5877
@stuartgray5877 4 місяці тому
This is what happens when people get their "Science Education" from Hollywood movies.
@shinigami1194
@shinigami1194 4 місяці тому
The first thing that came to mind was the one scene from Spaceballs. I almost died laughing. XD
@ScoCoda
@ScoCoda 2 місяці тому
I came back to this video after 4 years just for that line.
@The.Corrupt
@The.Corrupt 19 днів тому
Wait it isn't?
@stacymar684
@stacymar684 18 днів тому
​@@shinigami1194SAME!!! That is exactly what I was about to comment! Lolol 😅🤣😂
@zyroskillz5146
@zyroskillz5146 2 роки тому
To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”
@kittyh7500
@kittyh7500 2 роки тому
I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well
@snubdodecahedron9769
@snubdodecahedron9769 2 роки тому
I think dave said that in one of his videos.
@saucevc8353
@saucevc8353 2 роки тому
It was a monkey the way I heard it.
@zyroskillz5146
@zyroskillz5146 2 роки тому
@Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.
@kittyh7500
@kittyh7500 2 роки тому
@Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?
@broskitoski7320
@broskitoski7320 3 роки тому
I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4. Edit: wow this was so long ago
@rayopeongo
@rayopeongo 3 роки тому
Everyone take a shot!
@durpoutboy8169
@durpoutboy8169 3 роки тому
lol
@Irritating1257
@Irritating1257 3 роки тому
Epic
@tiredcitizenz1925
@tiredcitizenz1925 3 роки тому
Same
@spadezap9728
@spadezap9728 3 роки тому
smh
@OfentseMwaseFilms
@OfentseMwaseFilms 5 місяців тому
Everything is CGi to them😂🤞🏾 you forgot to mention this.
@alibinnaseer
@alibinnaseer 5 місяців тому
ok
@RyanWileyWilliams
@RyanWileyWilliams 4 місяці тому
Well you can’t prove that one wrong cuz even nasa admits it and space ex landing rockets back down seems so fake especially when leading scientist and engineers say it’s impossible
@skylerwood373
@skylerwood373 4 місяці тому
Don't forget the fish eye lens and the air bubbles in the water haha
@phinehasr
@phinehasr 4 місяці тому
Also, no mention of “you can’t go to Antarctica”.
@kakadaly1675
@kakadaly1675 4 місяці тому
Look at the horizon
@Peaceful3arth
@Peaceful3arth 5 місяців тому
Also, I like how they say "Well, if were going so fast, why can't I feel it?" Bro, take your car. Go for a drive on the highway. Set it to cruise control. There, congrats you are now going fast in a certain direction. Can you feel it? Barely? Yeah thats because of you size proportional to the acceleration. Repeat after me: You can't feel constant velocity, you can only feel acceleration & deceleration.
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 5 місяців тому
Now, explain that to @missdebbie6791 [1 day ago, on "Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 3: Airplanes"]. I'll wager you cannot get through to her. She's "seriously researched both sides", you see!
@bryanrmcnair01
@bryanrmcnair01 4 місяці тому
Kepler law says its does has to accelerate and decelerate in order to stay 365.24 days as year orbit though?
@justinz2561
@justinz2561 4 місяці тому
Nah they should just take their car and drive 160 miles per hour into a brick wall
@AnnoyedSonic
@AnnoyedSonic Місяць тому
@@bryanrmcnair01 yes, the earth does accelerate and decelerate somewhat as it goes through it's orbit, however the issue is that it takes the earth 182 days to accelerate to top speed and then another 182 days to decelerate to it's lowest speed. The change is not fast enough to trigger the puny motion sensors in our ears.
@125varma
@125varma Місяць тому
@@justinz2561 Or just open the window and see that nothing changes, and nothing special happens and they still won't feel a thing, even if the car is moving at 160 miles per hour :D lol
@Rafelandroid2
@Rafelandroid2 2 роки тому
if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning. edit: why is this comment getting so many likes edit2: stop pls edit3: omg stop
@antslatvia
@antslatvia 2 роки тому
that was actually kind of funny lol
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 2 роки тому
Fire comment
@devynpanchal7612
@devynpanchal7612 2 роки тому
Under rated comment
@endearingteacup
@endearingteacup 2 роки тому
Seriously underrated comment. 😂
@congratulationsmerry6386
@congratulationsmerry6386 2 роки тому
eh kinda copied coment but heres a like edit: wow people are stupider than ever they don't even know what the word "kinda" means also heres some proof: ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g6l1bIyAgmZkk6M.html&lc=UgyszRqozVwVgucGk9V4AaABAg
@JustBramz
@JustBramz 4 роки тому
“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”
@kaydennguyen9823
@kaydennguyen9823 4 роки тому
Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]* Stand name: *[The World: Flat]* Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard Stats: Power: None Speed: None Range: None Durability: A Precision: None Potential: None
@JustBramz
@JustBramz 4 роки тому
BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol. It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.
@Gearless1234
@Gearless1234 4 роки тому
AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe
@Gearless1234
@Gearless1234 4 роки тому
My classmate is an idiot
@Gearless1234
@Gearless1234 4 роки тому
You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know
@elizabethlusher9667
@elizabethlusher9667 4 місяці тому
In meteorology last week we were talking about maps and globes. One of my students said, "If we only used globes in elementary school there would be no flat-earthers."
@rickbrockman497
@rickbrockman497 Місяць тому
This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years. Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same. My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”
@QENLiN882.0
@QENLiN882.0 Місяць тому
Last dude might be joking
@AL4NGDROE
@AL4NGDROE Місяць тому
Yeah. It's understandable bc of our map protections. Even us that grasped the concept of no directions in space and no bottom of a globe tended to still think of the west to east, north to south, left right up down map when picturing the world. It can be tough to break. Lol. Like the furthest eastern point of the US is actually in Alaska bc of the 180th meridian passing through the Aleutian Islands. But that would feel "west" or "left". Lol
@ZachFroggington-oy8sz
@ZachFroggington-oy8sz 29 днів тому
I respect you.
@ZachFroggington-oy8sz
@ZachFroggington-oy8sz 29 днів тому
Shmort.
@maxuno8524
@maxuno8524 13 днів тому
😂😂 my daughter's boyfriend said that to me, that the sun can't be a star because it is not ⭐ shaped 😂😂 I am sure she is with him for his looks.
@TheNukedNacho
@TheNukedNacho 3 роки тому
“Oceans don’t have wings.” Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*
@cabletelcontar5440
@cabletelcontar5440 3 роки тому
@@boterlettersukkel You didn't use enough RedBull
@itachikudo1795
@itachikudo1795 3 роки тому
Red bull gives it WIINGS, not wings
@alexstewart9747
@alexstewart9747 3 роки тому
Very good 👏
@meatloafer2762
@meatloafer2762 3 роки тому
Just turn on Airplane mode lol
@Dream146
@Dream146 3 роки тому
checkmate science
@robertalford2257
@robertalford2257 2 роки тому
Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.
@nebtheweb8885
@nebtheweb8885 2 роки тому
Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.
@Npfifyfour_
@Npfifyfour_ 2 роки тому
Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol
@joannejo37
@joannejo37 2 роки тому
The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.
@soniabelenguer1058
@soniabelenguer1058 2 роки тому
This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.
@casualpain8316
@casualpain8316 2 роки тому
Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs
@raymondmeyers8983
@raymondmeyers8983 Місяць тому
The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.
@RobAdams-fg9vp
@RobAdams-fg9vp Місяць тому
I had one flathead trying to convince me that gravity did not exist. I made short work of him Him: Gravity doesn't exist Me: How do we stay on the ground then? Him: Air pressure. Me: If it were air pressure, then we'd all be floating because the air pushes against us from all sides equally. This is scientifically proven. Thus we'd be at an equilibrium and be floating. And we could then "fly" anywhere we wanted Him: No...the pressure pushes down towards the earth. The weight of it pushes us down Me: Do you hear yourself? "The WEIGHT of the air pushes DOWN...." In order for it to push us "down" there has to be something pushing the air down towards the earth. Why doesn't it push us up? Him: I dunno. Maybe because there's something pushing the air down towards the earth? Me: Like......? Him: ..... And poof...he was gone like a fart in the wind....
@lemonysnickerdoodle
@lemonysnickerdoodle Місяць тому
the analogy at the end is wild
@paulruby
@paulruby 4 дні тому
The Flatulents *are* farts in the wind.
@autumn_sunday
@autumn_sunday День тому
Your win was as sealed up as that guy's butt!
@Blipy
@Blipy 3 роки тому
POV: You're in the comments looking for the flat earthers.
@why_awesome
@why_awesome 3 роки тому
yep
@charlestonianbuilder344
@charlestonianbuilder344 3 роки тому
yes where are they at?
@Blipy
@Blipy 3 роки тому
@@charlestonianbuilder344 Hiding from the facts, no doubt.
@redcaptain4835
@redcaptain4835 3 роки тому
You are goddamn right
@mrcluperas
@mrcluperas 3 роки тому
@@Blipy Delete that. If flattards can read,they would be very upset.
@larissamatingane4513
@larissamatingane4513 3 роки тому
I asked a flat earther to play basketball, he brought a frisbee.
@Attaxalotl
@Attaxalotl 3 роки тому
This is epic tier comedy.
@larissamatingane4513
@larissamatingane4513 3 роки тому
@@Attaxalotl No, It actually happened.
@lmao1660
@lmao1660 3 роки тому
@@larissamatingane4513 *THIS IS THE NEWEST HEIGHT IN STUPIDITY!*
@larissamatingane4513
@larissamatingane4513 3 роки тому
@@lmao1660 Excuse me, talking about me or the flat earther??
@guillermotoro2342
@guillermotoro2342 3 роки тому
@@larissamatingane4513 obviously about you, like bruh how do you expect to play basketball without a frisbee, like omg u must be stupid to try play basketball with a basketball 😔🙄
@titan9259
@titan9259 Місяць тому
10 types of flerf trolls: 1. The one who shouts *"Dave Farina is arrogant!"* and *"Weiss has good arguments"* 2. The *"the earth is flat because bible!"* type 3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious 4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes 5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing 6. *"I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude"* 7. *"I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx"* 8. I don't understand it so it's not true! 9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions 10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it
@michaelshearer8293
@michaelshearer8293 7 днів тому
Man the people that point to it in the Bible to say it’s flat lack serious understanding. Ask them if they believe it’s flat where the four corners are too. They will get mad.
@bunnycraycrayola
@bunnycraycrayola 5 місяців тому
I had a former friend who stayed at my apartment when he had nowhere else to go, and one day he insisted that the earth was flat and the government was supposedly lying. I just kept my cool until stepping outside and walking a bit from my apartment, but once he couldn't hear me, I cracked up laughing
@maricelnario7609
@maricelnario7609 3 роки тому
Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real
@burntwafl1563
@burntwafl1563 3 роки тому
Bruh I'm a dino earther
@definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt-
@definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt- 3 роки тому
nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube... *EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*
@TReyeHD
@TReyeHD 3 роки тому
The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth
@Circuit_Whisperer
@Circuit_Whisperer 3 роки тому
That's a planet made by a Wombat God
@ejrelatorre4254
@ejrelatorre4254 3 роки тому
EARTH HAS NO SHAPE formless earther
@zephiloyd
@zephiloyd 4 роки тому
If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
@purplehz97
@purplehz97 4 роки тому
HA! Good one.
@jarrysciligo5395
@jarrysciligo5395 4 роки тому
LOL
@timm8284
@timm8284 4 роки тому
Thanks for the laugh.
@sharonasbury7698
@sharonasbury7698 4 роки тому
I love this one!
@philipdonaldson953
@philipdonaldson953 4 роки тому
This needs more likes
@TheCrankshaftRotator
@TheCrankshaftRotator 5 місяців тому
My experience: You cannot convince flat earthers, because they want not to know, but believe. Plus they're very often just way too stupid to even understand what you are telling them
@cardinalRG
@cardinalRG 5 місяців тому
Yep, and they're typically emotion-based thinkers, rather than logic-based ones. They're compelled by a fear of institutions, or the romance of being part of a revolution, or just plain insecure about their own intelligence. Generally, they really *_want_* the Earth to be flat, because it validates them personally, in some way.
@user-tc5pl3zw3h
@user-tc5pl3zw3h 4 місяці тому
Hey, man, I'm a born-again believer in Christ, and a fully-committed follower of Jesus, and even I don't believe this flat Earth thing could ever possibly be real. In fact, I want to go on record as declaring that I rebuke the flat Earth nonsense in the name of Jesus.
@TheCrankshaftRotator
@TheCrankshaftRotator 4 місяці тому
@@user-tc5pl3zw3h What Jesus has to do with this?
@user-tc5pl3zw3h
@user-tc5pl3zw3h 4 місяці тому
​@@TheCrankshaftRotator OK, you know how most scientific types feel Christian beliefs are completely incompatible with logic, emperical evidence, and rational thought? Well, my point is that despite my sincere and unshakeable faith, I STILL can't get along with these nuts. It's just a little self-deprecating humor.
@syenous2454
@syenous2454 4 місяці тому
@@user-tc5pl3zw3h I mean the Christian belief isn't exactly anti-science it's just anti-stuff-that-suggests-the-earth-wasn't-created-by-God like evolution and big bang. I don't recall anything in the Bible suggesting that the earth is flat or isn't round and some bibles even have drawings and covers depicting a round earth so there isn't really any reason for Christians to believe in flat earth.
@hhhAmbientElectronic
@hhhAmbientElectronic 16 днів тому
12.8k dislikes. They live among us! My next-door-neighbor was a flat-earther. Very nice guy, but no matter what I showed him in the way of empirical evidence of a spherical Earth, he wouldn't believe me. Nevertheless, we got along fine... until I found out he was also a raging white-supremacist, at which point I confronted him, which led to a heated argument about skin color, after which he told me to go pray to my black God. I never spoke to him again. He is, of course, always in my prayers.
@notyouraveragecomment1328
@notyouraveragecomment1328 16 днів тому
That’s crazy 😮
@dogwalker666
@dogwalker666 12 днів тому
They have lots of 🧦 socks
@AdamMGTF
@AdamMGTF 11 днів тому
I've been trying to meet a flat earther since the netflix documentary about (?) ten years ago. Where are you from? I'd love to meet one. Sad you met a racial/religious extremist. Such people are infinitely more dangerous than silly conspiracy terrorists like flat earth people
@avm7368
@avm7368 2 дні тому
I can't see any dislikes. I think you're lying. There are no dislikes. 😂
@dogwalker666
@dogwalker666 2 дні тому
@@avm7368 UKposts removed the dislikes a couple of years ago, You can get an app that allows you to see them.
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 2 роки тому
One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_
@pamgypsyaries8049
@pamgypsyaries8049 2 роки тому
This is perfect!🤣
@sandgorgon7431
@sandgorgon7431 2 роки тому
Ok? And? Lemme see said photos
@amanofmanyparts9120
@amanofmanyparts9120 2 роки тому
Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!
@TVCorpRPG
@TVCorpRPG 2 роки тому
@@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.
@Chriss4123
@Chriss4123 2 роки тому
@@sandgorgon7431 ???
@NephariusAMG
@NephariusAMG 2 роки тому
Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.
@Itz_Mothii
@Itz_Mothii 2 роки тому
Lol same-
@matt261102
@matt261102 2 роки тому
Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.
@BOFRDASLEEPER
@BOFRDASLEEPER 2 роки тому
@@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?
@cheezy1799
@cheezy1799 2 роки тому
@@BOFRDASLEEPER yes
@ibnbattuta7031
@ibnbattuta7031 2 роки тому
@@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time
@mephistodood82
@mephistodood82 4 місяці тому
I've had a flat earther ask me how could rockets possibly work in space if there's no oxygen. When I explained it's because the rocket's fuel system contains an oxygen tank that it brings along for the ride, he was blown away, like what a revelation!!
@hor80
@hor80 4 місяці тому
Some also think the stars need oxygen to burn..
@raghav1026
@raghav1026 4 місяці тому
I’m surprised he understands that fire needs oxygen
@mike.mentzer_enjoyer
@mike.mentzer_enjoyer 3 місяці тому
Atleast he didn't try to blindly deny it and was just surprised
@Ziobbe
@Ziobbe Місяць тому
Oh my god the flashbacks to "stars are literally on fire and need oxygen, science says we can't breathe in space so it's lying"
@SioxerNikita
@SioxerNikita 27 днів тому
@@hor80 Well... Stars don't actually burn
@aidenlin9878
@aidenlin9878 5 місяців тому
"Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings" I've never laughed so hard in a science video before hahaha
@gabby_5820
@gabby_5820 2 роки тому
POV: You are scrolling down until you find a comment from a flat-earther
@Dumba55
@Dumba55 2 роки тому
Yeah:(
@Yourwaifuisntreal
@Yourwaifuisntreal 2 роки тому
Yes.
@joaopedrofm1299
@joaopedrofm1299 2 роки тому
I Will stop and do a checkpoint right here
@paulhopkins1905
@paulhopkins1905 2 роки тому
Yes, thats me
@boyllkiddos5547
@boyllkiddos5547 2 роки тому
yep
@somekindakaiser8339
@somekindakaiser8339 3 роки тому
He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.
@TReyeHD
@TReyeHD 3 роки тому
It's the intellectual kind of angry
@ragg232
@ragg232 3 роки тому
Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.
@kik0le
@kik0le 3 роки тому
This is called "passive aggressive" :)
@TReyeHD
@TReyeHD 3 роки тому
That's beyond passive aggressive. But still not the super mad state.
@blueclaws9894
@blueclaws9894 3 роки тому
He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.
@AppleBaron
@AppleBaron 5 місяців тому
Today I learned that oceans don't have wings. Thanks Professor Dave 👍
@emmanuelafalla2817
@emmanuelafalla2817 5 місяців тому
U dumb we never saw oceans having wings!
@Captain_potat
@Captain_potat 5 місяців тому
@@emmanuelafalla2817Hey Dummy! That’s the Joke!
@domino5791
@domino5791 4 місяці тому
I’m sure I could find somebody who thinks they do, I mean we already have people who believe in a flat earth. 😭
@michaelhaywood8262
@michaelhaywood8262 4 дні тому
I would like to know how they explain:- 1] The reversal of the seasons between the northern and southern countries 2] Climate zones [polar, cool temperate, warm temperate, subtropical and tropical] 3] The tides and the phases of the moon 4] Lunar and solar eclipses.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 2 дні тому
oh, this is what they would say: "the southern hemisphere does not exist, it's entirely fictional." "earth is breathing." (tides) "lunar eclipses are caused by an invisible second moon." -they have NO explanation for moon phases, and most of them can't even understand the difference between moon phases and eclipses!
@inujosha
@inujosha 4 роки тому
Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.
@sarahhaugh7922
@sarahhaugh7922 4 роки тому
Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!
@neptune_782
@neptune_782 4 роки тому
Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.
@ariellalima7229
@ariellalima7229 4 роки тому
That ought to become a classic!
@forgeteverythingyouknow5413
@forgeteverythingyouknow5413 4 роки тому
@@neptune_782 - This may be the best metaphor I've ever heard. I'm stealing it, and will never give you credit.
@enterndin
@enterndin 4 роки тому
Hahahahahaha
@xemis646
@xemis646 2 роки тому
POV: *you're looking for flat-earthers' comments*
@cupocino
@cupocino 2 роки тому
Damn you got me
@enhaxed7839
@enhaxed7839 2 роки тому
@Lazmo 2k Ye there seems to be one who posts flat earth questions, never responds to answers then deletes the threads. Possibly they disappear when they delete the account and create a new one. If you ever want to save posts from one copy/paste is your friend.
@broggy52
@broggy52 2 роки тому
Yup
@menacingpot310
@menacingpot310 2 роки тому
Ye i was
@indy2832
@indy2832 2 роки тому
Pov yes
@cameron8529
@cameron8529 3 дні тому
its crazy that the term "globetards" even exists. theyre out here calling over 98% of people on the planet that
@ProfessorDaveExplains
@ProfessorDaveExplains 3 дні тому
more like 99.999%
@petroleumalley
@petroleumalley 3 дні тому
We started to see it as a badge of honor.
@weedidi7144
@weedidi7144 4 місяці тому
I've come to the conclusion that flat earthers simply can not grasp the size of earth. That's where most of their confusion comes from, they just can not grasp the scale.
@johnqpublic7608
@johnqpublic7608 4 місяці тому
when it comes to flat earthers, their grasp isn't even as long as their arms.
@bmacthecat
@bmacthecat 4 місяці тому
Especially with how a lot of their evidence is that “I can see a ship over 4 kms water” or “water is always flat, so it can’t curve around a sphere”
@leonhayes188
@leonhayes188 Рік тому
The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."
@ashrafwais7954
@ashrafwais7954 Рік тому
Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.
@leskobrandon691
@leskobrandon691 Рік тому
Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.
@ashrafwais7954
@ashrafwais7954 Рік тому
I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.
@boxsterman77
@boxsterman77 Рік тому
One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.
@leonhayes188
@leonhayes188 Рік тому
I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭
@Shrimpfriedpee
@Shrimpfriedpee 3 роки тому
Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.
@dustbargames6371
@dustbargames6371 3 роки тому
That’s a 5Head quote
@verydope4706
@verydope4706 3 роки тому
I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand
@markjayzeeortega2195
@markjayzeeortega2195 3 роки тому
except for professor dave explains
@jeromem.evardome10_kr15
@jeromem.evardome10_kr15 3 роки тому
true my friend.
@lucas411_
@lucas411_ 3 роки тому
THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/nIGoaK1wjp2JxIU.html
@americankickboxer
@americankickboxer 13 днів тому
Dave you haven't made "Oceans Do Not Have Wings" shirts available yet...that could be a gold mine.
@NuclearLabRat
@NuclearLabRat 9 днів тому
I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
@cryo9216
@cryo9216 Місяць тому
All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂
@itzikcohen2866
@itzikcohen2866 20 днів тому
I saw it to, it Crack me up😂😂
@Syntex366
@Syntex366 18 днів тому
Even that won’t convince them because the dude who did that just went on to say “well, this clearly proves the math we were using is wrong and it has been altered by T H E M” and a random statement is proof enough to a flat earther
@thedstroyer462
@thedstroyer462 11 днів тому
Flerfer- designs own experiment- tests own experiment- experiment shows a globe- Flerfer- "the experiment was invalid"
@Syntex366
@Syntex366 11 днів тому
@@thedstroyer462 or they do what the laser guy did. “Wow, our finding have been double checked and they’re all correct according to the math. This clearly demonstrates that math as a whole is wrong”
@starblaiz1986
@starblaiz1986 3 роки тому
People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..." People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"
@juliannasreddin5226
@juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому
Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.
@mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757
@mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757 3 роки тому
@@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are
@juliannasreddin5226
@juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому
Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.
@MrJaggy123
@MrJaggy123 3 роки тому
@@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.
@juliannasreddin5226
@juliannasreddin5226 3 роки тому
Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.
@Wailwulf
@Wailwulf 2 роки тому
I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_ *"Just like your basketball,"* I replied. He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then. I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head. *"See the ball?"* _"Yes."_ *"It's all in shade?"* _"Yes."_ *"That is night."* I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head. *"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."* Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.
@vince_c
@vince_c 2 роки тому
You're the coolest teacher for that.
@Wailwulf
@Wailwulf 2 роки тому
@@vince_c Thanks.
@UpperDarbyDetailing
@UpperDarbyDetailing 2 роки тому
That's a great way to show how it works!
@SangheiliSpecOp
@SangheiliSpecOp 2 роки тому
You are awesome for doing this :)
@Wailwulf
@Wailwulf 2 роки тому
@@UpperDarbyDetailing After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.
@pixelsamurai5086
@pixelsamurai5086 2 місяці тому
The r in earth stands for round, the f in earth stands for flat, and the b in flat earther stands of braincells
@OculusLime
@OculusLime Місяць тому
Waiting for somebody to get whooshed...
@d1qbinthemaking
@d1qbinthemaking 26 днів тому
@@OculusLimeill do it for you
@d1qbinthemaking
@d1qbinthemaking 26 днів тому
BUT THERE IS NO F OR R IN EARTH!1!!1!1!1!1w,el,qlapsdllekfjfjejej🎉i🎉😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂🎉😅🎉😅😅😊😢😊😢😊😊😢😊😊
@lailoutherand
@lailoutherand 24 дні тому
DAYUM they got roasted 🔥🔥🔥
@OculusLime
@OculusLime 24 дні тому
@@d1qbinthemaking What do you mean? If this was part of the joke, consider me WHOOSHED! To clarify, I am a globe-earther.
@GrumpyMeow-Meow
@GrumpyMeow-Meow Місяць тому
As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.
@Thegreatcrab
@Thegreatcrab 25 днів тому
lol, I have a pillow that says that
@catherinepapaiannou7478
@catherinepapaiannou7478 3 роки тому
1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars! 2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.
@Spargeltarzan49
@Spargeltarzan49 3 роки тому
Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck
@damianryan9859
@damianryan9859 3 роки тому
This generation is screwed. *their
@CoolBluBoi
@CoolBluBoi 3 роки тому
@@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing
@Ned_Haurwem
@Ned_Haurwem 3 роки тому
@@damianryan9859 No. It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet. They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.
@damianryan9859
@damianryan9859 3 роки тому
@@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.
@DMphobia
@DMphobia 2 роки тому
"Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.
@VolcanicoD.S.
@VolcanicoD.S. 2 роки тому
Agreed.Also nice name Edit: Awww man the name changed
@AureoAmbrosia
@AureoAmbrosia 2 роки тому
Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple
@bendo64_YT
@bendo64_YT 2 роки тому
Team fortress two
@rw5763
@rw5763 2 роки тому
crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings
@themountainfarmer1843
@themountainfarmer1843 2 роки тому
Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)
@Cringe_Controller_Cameron
@Cringe_Controller_Cameron 2 місяці тому
Flat Earthers: It’s not a globe! Also Flat Earthers: It is a flat surface with a giant dome around it! We call those snowglobes.
@NuclearLabRat
@NuclearLabRat 7 днів тому
"Oceans Don't Have Wings" That's a shirt. that needs to be. I demand you to make that one of your shirts.
@protonix07gaming8
@protonix07gaming8 2 роки тому
Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"
@Mellow502
@Mellow502 2 роки тому
Now that's a legend!
@gagne6928
@gagne6928 2 роки тому
And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so
@calloxion2901
@calloxion2901 2 роки тому
That will suck, lol
@TheRealNiktWazny
@TheRealNiktWazny 2 роки тому
and birds fly because they have wings
@Mariwend
@Mariwend 2 роки тому
who's to say their all adults?
@quack1240
@quack1240 3 роки тому
there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"
@laktomane9113
@laktomane9113 3 роки тому
That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck
@westofloathing8137
@westofloathing8137 3 роки тому
6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video
@westofloathing8137
@westofloathing8137 3 роки тому
@Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR
@niropaxum958
@niropaxum958 3 роки тому
prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers
@Mark-Wilson
@Mark-Wilson 3 роки тому
I agree mr quackity quack
@imogenveneear1935
@imogenveneear1935 4 місяці тому
The best thing I ever saw was a flat earth leaflet - "The Flat Earth Society, offices around the globe" lolol
@Lexi2019AURORA
@Lexi2019AURORA 4 місяці тому
Lmao 🤣
@bmacthecat
@bmacthecat 4 місяці тому
Debunking flat earth in 1 word: sunset Debunking flat earth in 2 words: flight paths Debunking flat earth in 3 words: but why though? Debunking flat earth in 4 words: why do seasons work [edit] in the replies they've already done to part 8 9 Words: what does the government have to gain from this 10 words: why, when your altitude increases, does the horizon recede back?
@dhans9662
@dhans9662 4 місяці тому
Debunking flat earth in 5 words: Just pay attention in school
@grinmace4834
@grinmace4834 4 місяці тому
Debunking flat earth in 6 words: Show me a map that works
@bmacthecat
@bmacthecat 4 місяці тому
debunking flat earth in 7 words: stars are different in north and south
@Imotbro
@Imotbro 4 місяці тому
Debunking flat earth in 8 words: There's a ship, but too far away, disappears
@jjbudinski8486
@jjbudinski8486 4 місяці тому
This is a big one to me, it's impossible to have an accurate, practical map of a globe Earth, but flat-Earthers should have the most demonstrably accurate map. Whoops, I used "demonstrably" instead of "look it up" or "think about it."
@domingoocho4374
@domingoocho4374 3 роки тому
"Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."
@mcguffer1026
@mcguffer1026 3 роки тому
Xd
@mcguffer1026
@mcguffer1026 3 роки тому
Oops I mean XD
@mcguffer1026
@mcguffer1026 3 роки тому
Cuz you funny nan
@myles8434
@myles8434 3 роки тому
Yes I can relate
@simonsez2891
@simonsez2891 3 роки тому
Gervais quote
@blitzolive8893
@blitzolive8893 Рік тому
arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible
@winningsmile844
@winningsmile844 Рік тому
-A Wise Person
@lancergt13lancer32
@lancergt13lancer32 Рік тому
Its very Sad honestly.
@florencedelves7409
@florencedelves7409 Рік тому
It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.
@Dirpinations1234
@Dirpinations1234 Рік тому
@@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓
@crawhorn
@crawhorn Рік тому
I agree. *has flashbacks to middle school, shudders*
@kopd117
@kopd117 День тому
"Oceans don't have wings" has to be one of the most awesome things that should never have needed to be said.
@lostfan5054
@lostfan5054 12 днів тому
Prof Dave, I have a quick gravity question. You ever seen that experiment where they drop a feather and a hammer in a vacuum and they fall at the same rate cuz there is no air resistance? Is that how that works? Shouldn't the hammer fall faster cuz it has more mass and therefore accelerates more rapidly? Why do they fall at the same rate in that vacuum? Or am I confused and thinking of something else? Thanks for your work, Prof. I watch your old classics all the time. Keep debunking these conmen!! Btw I love that you referenced "oceans don't have wings" in your most recent flat earth vid!
@ProfessorDaveExplains
@ProfessorDaveExplains 12 днів тому
Yep on the moon they fall at the same rate. No, the greater mass and therefore greater acceleration due to gravity is cancelled out by the greater inertia. Check out my classical physics tutorial on newtons law of universal gravitation where I derive this mathematically.
@lostfan5054
@lostfan5054 12 днів тому
@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thanks Prof. Dave. I'll give them a watch. I'm in the middle of your series on primates right now. Good stuff man!
@iamTheSnark
@iamTheSnark 6 днів тому
@@lostfan5054 Also, it's very simple. Take a pen. Drop it. Now take two pens. Drop them. Next, take three pens. Drop them. They all fall at the same speed/acceleration. Now tie three pens together. Oh the surprise. They fall at the same rate! See where this is going? Easy, right?
@BananamanIsBannedAgain
@BananamanIsBannedAgain Рік тому
You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”
@johndavis8174
@johndavis8174 Рік тому
Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat
@DragonOfTheMortalKombat Рік тому
Or that southern hemisphere exists.
@geroffmilan3328
@geroffmilan3328 Рік тому
💯 😂😂😂
@erdwin5613
@erdwin5613 11 місяців тому
Yo when the ocean have wing💀
@thetrashmob2307
@thetrashmob2307 11 місяців тому
@@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks
@v3ctor1227
@v3ctor1227 2 роки тому
Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well
@lunialation666
@lunialation666 2 роки тому
Yes
@plsdontask9423
@plsdontask9423 2 роки тому
Lol yes
@shaman9628
@shaman9628 2 роки тому
"Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."
@garymcnamara2688
@garymcnamara2688 2 роки тому
Yh
@yines1002
@yines1002 2 роки тому
@@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿
@juanbaclavab
@juanbaclavab 12 днів тому
After 4 Billion years of incredibly complicated and long formation through Hadean, Archean eras, suffering asteroid impacts, supernovae events, massive volcanoes and extinction events Earth suddenly becomes self-aware to see what's happening on its surface. *Sees people claiming and chanting: Earth is Flat!!!*. Earth: .....Wat??.....
@TheRedInkling
@TheRedInkling 3 місяці тому
Can I just say I love the fact that you’re still replying to some of these comments? Like even years after making all of these videos and calling out all these people, you’re still roasting them. Keep up the good work man, both on and off YT.
@ajdogz5088
@ajdogz5088 2 місяці тому
I know, right? And he does it for a lot of other debunk videos, some serious dedication.
@bricjap
@bricjap 2 роки тому
"Oceans don't have wings" See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers
@Kaan._G
@Kaan._G 2 роки тому
Sea that the oeans have no wings? I apologise
@itsgreenpro7064
@itsgreenpro7064 2 роки тому
What you're saying
@killedtheradiostar1116
@killedtheradiostar1116 2 роки тому
@@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke
@cybermoth8744
@cybermoth8744 2 роки тому
Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level
@s.p.q.r.5221
@s.p.q.r.5221 2 роки тому
True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers
@peterkeysers1074
@peterkeysers1074 2 роки тому
Flat Earther: Water can't curve! *Dave proves him wrong* *Spherical tear rolls down Flat Earther's cheek.
@conspiracycolumbo1047
@conspiracycolumbo1047 2 роки тому
😂😂🤣🤣
@smarteasylearningalmanejaz6204
@smarteasylearningalmanejaz6204 2 роки тому
Lol
@pyrotech7210
@pyrotech7210 2 роки тому
Distorted by gravity, at that... But still curved
@adammada511
@adammada511 2 роки тому
EWARANON is the way to truth
@johnruiz6743
@johnruiz6743 2 роки тому
Sphere seems to be a universal, default shape. Balls are really flat squares...Please! 🤣😂🤣😂
@bigmandanny-gj5xf
@bigmandanny-gj5xf 9 днів тому
i was "debating" a flat earther on tiktok and his "arguments" was "typical flat earther" 💀💀💀💀
@hidden546
@hidden546 17 днів тому
But a kilo of steel is heavier than a kilo of feathers…
@penguin82875
@penguin82875 17 днів тому
Please be sarcasm…
@hidden546
@hidden546 17 днів тому
@@penguin82875 yes it’s an old funny video look it up
@ElloLoJo
@ElloLoJo 4 роки тому
Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck. Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today
@granthoover9045
@granthoover9045 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@krisforsigns1273
@krisforsigns1273 4 роки тому
I Frankly was trying to find such comment
@nathanlloyd774
@nathanlloyd774 4 роки тому
You make me want to suicide myself
@Durwood2k
@Durwood2k 4 роки тому
@@granthoover9045 Sounds like something a Hoover would say.
@luisdomingos246
@luisdomingos246 4 роки тому
Poor vaccums
@Not_A_Sex_Offender
@Not_A_Sex_Offender 2 роки тому
my dad was a flat earther and I started doing research to debate him and have his mind. I found you and used your talking points to debate him over if the earth was flat. I eventually convinced him and now he is a proud "globe earther." Thanks homie
@Not_A_Sex_Offender
@Not_A_Sex_Offender 2 роки тому
@@michaelgoldstein8516 lol, yeah!
@percabethforever6454
@percabethforever6454 2 роки тому
Y..you saved him….I didn’t know it was possible
@cozmothemagician7243
@cozmothemagician7243 2 роки тому
You actually changed somebody's mind? My experience has always been like banging my head against a brick wall. It feels so much better once you stop. Gratasuarus Rex (that's a BIIIIIIIG grats).
@EmeraldLavigne
@EmeraldLavigne 2 роки тому
That's fuckin sick. Based as fuck!
@Not_A_Sex_Offender
@Not_A_Sex_Offender 2 роки тому
@@cozmothemagician7243 yeah, it was a miracle
@nickcalingo3309
@nickcalingo3309 2 місяці тому
Even as a round-earther I felt attacked when you said I didn't know how a vacuum cleaner works. So in retaliation, I went to Google and learned it.
@mjjoe76
@mjjoe76 2 місяці тому
“I’m gonna learn and improve myself! That’ll show you!” I have no idea who you are, but you’re awesome.
@margodphd
@margodphd 5 місяців тому
I cannot believe that in this day and age there are still people that can possibly believe it. The education system has failed them, but there's something else at play. Lack of natural curiosity, belief in dogmas, desire to know better and feel better than others without, you know, making effort to become an actual expert?
@victorfinberg8595
@victorfinberg8595 5 місяців тому
yes, laziness, narcissism, and hostility towards civilization are all fundamental and necessary properties of flat earthers
@markb3786
@markb3786 5 місяців тому
Why are you surprised? 30 million Americans are working to bring back polio and rabies.
@Misterdith
@Misterdith 2 роки тому
"Birds have wings." The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.
@ljroudkip16
@ljroudkip16 2 роки тому
I completely agree
@skittstop5088
@skittstop5088 2 роки тому
disappointing to re-tell to an adult
@MEZw3r
@MEZw3r 2 роки тому
i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings
@japanballfornow.4066
@japanballfornow.4066 2 роки тому
" birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*
@Skeleton-wn2zu
@Skeleton-wn2zu 2 роки тому
@@MEZw3r yes
@Bummus25
@Bummus25 2 роки тому
Props to the Earth’s core for keeping flat earthers on it and not just letting them float into the void. Now THAT’S some insane self control!
@OOOFSTAR1234
@OOOFSTAR1234 2 роки тому
The earths core after another year of this B.S: aight I'm out
@redwadtaken
@redwadtaken 2 роки тому
Lol
@FiksIIanzO
@FiksIIanzO 2 роки тому
Good thing the Earth's core is chill. Ironically.
@nickyboyd5679
@nickyboyd5679 2 роки тому
Hahaha omfg
@coryvcx
@coryvcx 2 роки тому
but.. what about the atmosphere
@meganmcclure1824
@meganmcclure1824 5 місяців тому
If the Earth is flat the cats would have knocked everything off
@cataclysmi
@cataclysmi 5 місяців тому
Cats would've awakened their hidden space deity powers to turn Earth into the purity that is a sphere
@-JBYT-
@-JBYT- 3 місяці тому
Nah the earth is actually a teapot
@KlaraSMiller
@KlaraSMiller 3 місяці тому
Nah id win
@-JBYT-
@-JBYT- 3 місяці тому
@@KlaraSMiller crazy
@keddidastinky
@keddidastinky 2 місяці тому
​@@-JBYT-the earth is actually cubic (proven -1 times 😮😮😮😮)
@-JBYT-
@-JBYT- 2 місяці тому
@@keddidastinky no
@jociopoke6355
@jociopoke6355 2 місяці тому
Yes but no
@A1phaWolf150
@A1phaWolf150 3 роки тому
“Hopefully you have heard of rain.” *Me, α resident of the Mojave Desert:* What is this magic sky stuff you are speaking of?
@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 3 роки тому
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@georgesmithpatton6382
@georgesmithpatton6382 3 роки тому
@@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 DO NOT
@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 3 роки тому
@@georgesmithpatton6382 I just did =)
@melwugon3687
@melwugon3687 3 роки тому
Why is the first a a greek letter?
@phoebelana1587
@phoebelana1587 3 роки тому
LMAOOO HAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH
@sexualsmile
@sexualsmile 4 роки тому
Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings is the best statement ever.
@Trottelheimer
@Trottelheimer 4 роки тому
You have to speak in very simple terms to these people... :D
@okboing
@okboing 4 роки тому
r/brandnewsentence
@dataphool
@dataphool 4 роки тому
NB. Penguins, ostriches, and emus all have wings, but are noticeable by NOT flying. Oceans, on the other hand, have no definite form, could have wing-like form it the container it is in had a wing-like form, but it still couldn't fly.
@alderk089
@alderk089 4 роки тому
😂
@jermellehillard5970
@jermellehillard5970 4 роки тому
Yes
@SummerOfTheRainWIngs
@SummerOfTheRainWIngs Місяць тому
if the earth is flat its crazy how the moon and mars is a sphere
@SAWats
@SAWats Місяць тому
Many say they are circles, not spheres. Some say just the earth is flat, like you stated. I always ask why the ice wall wasn't at the north? Which is simple to know why the cult leaders created it that way. The southern hemisphere is much less populated and many more people live at very high latitudes in the north so it wouldn't look right for their scam. It's probably much easier to travel over the top(north) of earth because it's not all mostly sea once you get to the other side. The UKpostsr and promoter of the flat earth society, con man, snake oil salesman Mark Sargent was getting interviewed on a TV special about the flat earth society. Marina Van Zeller interviewed Sargent privately and seriously looked him looked him calmly in the I asking, "now do you really believe all this stuff about flat earth?" He smiled and quickly looked down a couple seconds to compose himself. Then stated that he did, he absolutely did and so did the rest of the people at the convention. You coukd see right through him. He's not even a great liar. Earlier in the show they did an experiment sending a boat out with a striped sign on the side and the farther it went, a complete stripe was no longer visible. Further, the next stripe was disappearing. She said what do you think of the experiment? Sargent's yells, "how many of you here believe the earth is a globe?" No response and then someone shouts "yeah, flat earth!" The attendees cheer. For some it's more of a mistrust in everything. In government and finance and the inequalities in our society currently. But yes, Sargent a straight up fake and he knows the earth is not flat too.
@Schottingham
@Schottingham 4 місяці тому
You touched on one of my favorite things, which is the fact that computers and cell phones and cars exist because of THE SAME SCIENCE. These things are brought to you by our mastery of science, you can plainly see that they exist. The same rules that allow these things to exist and work simply do not allow for a flat earth.
@Owenbot3000
@Owenbot3000 2 роки тому
Fun fact: Flat earthers have tried to prove the earth is flat but they accidently proved it was a globe
@thebackyard7661
@thebackyard7661 2 роки тому
@Jocelyn Corbeil all the models they use to prove flat earth have major flaws, whereas you use a globe model everything makes sense, I think it’s time to tie some flat earthers to weatherballoons if there’s no other way to convince them…
@wunderbareswesen9734
@wunderbareswesen9734 2 роки тому
@@thebackyard7661 You could go with a telescope to the beach and make pictures from a 90 degree angle straight ahead and Show them the Stars instead of Land or something else
@Frogthroat1
@Frogthroat1 2 роки тому
"A 15 degree per hour drift." -- Bob Knodel
@AshLordCurry
@AshLordCurry 2 роки тому
They always do that
@ArcTracertruepath
@ArcTracertruepath 2 роки тому
@Jocelyn Corbeil I wonder if they'll find the game stellaris, where there is a small chance you will find a legit flat planet that is inhabitied
@stuperman4226
@stuperman4226 17 днів тому
How does Dave have time to respond to every idiotic flerfer in this comment section
@stevengarman4848
@stevengarman4848 4 місяці тому
I'm from Appalachia, and I have never met a Flat Earther. Where are these people ?
@titan9259
@titan9259 4 місяці тому
These people are conmen, I too have never met one in real life.
@hilmust6278
@hilmust6278 4 місяці тому
They all live in their mothers basements
@johnqpublic7608
@johnqpublic7608 4 місяці тому
@@titan9259 i work with one. he's a nice guy, but not very smart and very religious.
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 4 місяці тому
Same rough demographic as QAnon
@niodedace9686
@niodedace9686 3 роки тому
My favorite part was “I hope you are familiar with rain”
@garbageboy9164
@garbageboy9164 3 роки тому
I also thoroughly enjoyed “earth 2” at 11:20
@cynicalmoose19
@cynicalmoose19 3 роки тому
I got a good laugh out of the "Oceans don't have wings"
@thunderflare59
@thunderflare59 3 роки тому
With flat earthers you can't be sure.
@KingJuulien261
@KingJuulien261 3 роки тому
I live in England, rain land
@gamingwithphantom4362
@gamingwithphantom4362 3 роки тому
Same🤣🤣🤣
@mr.lucien2876
@mr.lucien2876 4 роки тому
"oceans don't have wings" not until you chug a can of red bull into it.
@scott_meyer
@scott_meyer 4 роки тому
How much red bull would one need to pour into the ocean for it to fly?
@MaFIA_414
@MaFIA_414 4 роки тому
Red bull should market that to Flat Earthers, WE CAN GIVE ONE PART OF YOUR IDEOLOGY MEANING
@carsonowens4837
@carsonowens4837 4 роки тому
Actually, the earth is flat, so you only need HALF a can. For the coke, you only need a pinch. That stuff is stronk
@r4ryder388
@r4ryder388 4 роки тому
Carson Owens Call me wooshed but I think this comment is a joke
@abc-ld8ok
@abc-ld8ok 4 роки тому
@@r4ryder388 he was joking
@vegassims7
@vegassims7 3 місяці тому
Easiest way to disprove flat earthers is show them a picture of the Sears Tower or John Hancock from the otherside of Lake Michigan and you will only be able to see the top of the building. If Earth was flat you would still see the entire building (base and top), just farther away.
@rhetoricalquestion6009
@rhetoricalquestion6009 3 місяці тому
That is an easy proof, but never underestimate flatearthers' resolve to ignore it.
@erkniss
@erkniss 3 місяці тому
ahh yes, varied heights depending on visibility and air quality of the day, which we all know is usually very good. definitive proof I'd say
@stacymar684
@stacymar684 18 днів тому
Go ahead Dave, tell us how you really feel about flat earthers. Don't hold back!
@legs3509
@legs3509 2 роки тому
I love flat earthers because they remind me that there’s always someone more disappointing than me.
@blagoevski336
@blagoevski336 2 роки тому
Same
@ekardocatt
@ekardocatt 2 роки тому
true
@nonbiz1520
@nonbiz1520 2 роки тому
Sometimes it’s the little things that make you appreciate yourself.
@amylou7991
@amylou7991 2 роки тому
I'm sorry, but I might have to steal that!
@RonaldBossler
@RonaldBossler 2 роки тому
@@amylou7991 I have to use this one myself, thanks.
@ministryofwrongthink6962
@ministryofwrongthink6962 3 роки тому
“oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit
@NervousNoodles
@NervousNoodles 3 роки тому
Really brings this meme into perspective: 1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020" 2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"
@ministryofwrongthink6962
@ministryofwrongthink6962 3 роки тому
Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all
@BeeBeau
@BeeBeau 3 роки тому
I am the 69th like
@mindartifex6151
@mindartifex6151 3 роки тому
Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂
@0IIIIII
@0IIIIII 3 роки тому
Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.
@claudiamcfie1265
@claudiamcfie1265 2 місяці тому
I suspect the flat earth started as satire, that got picked up by the very conspiracy theorists the satire was poking fun at.
@noobfl
@noobfl 2 місяці тому
actualy not: the flat earth "theory" is a mentaly protection for a few poor souls out there. in their mind, the Mankind is the center of the existence, they are made from good (or from something other, higher existenz), and is made as a Mirror of those higher existence.. to tell them, they are just naked apes, that have learnd to form complex grunts to communicate ideas, but are basicly still just the cousins of schimpanseas, that hurts their feeling. The flat earth theory is not the reason or even the goal of those people, its just a tool to ignore the evolution theory.. that thing, that they realy hate and are afraid of.. because.. the universe, the evolution of the human from some unicellular, who just want to be more, than a unicellular in a pile of dirt - they made them feel.. well.. small.. that is what they are afraid of. the evolution theory and the fact, that the earth is just one small ball in a small galaxy in a big pile of balls and galaxies are two the Insults to humanity that Sigmund Freud postulates.
@Pannonius12
@Pannonius12 3 місяці тому
why u gotta do my man "stock image of a person at a computer clipart" dirty like that he seemed chill but you made him a flat earther
@RandomDucc-sj8pd
@RandomDucc-sj8pd Рік тому
Adults to kids: Leave it to the adults, you’re just a kid! Professor Dave to grown adults: Allright people, repeat after me: OCEANS DO NOT HAVE WINGS.
@andregon4366
@andregon4366 Рік тому
That was gold.
@Francisco1234Cruz
@Francisco1234Cruz Рік тому
"Vacuums. Don't. Suck."
@wintermute740
@wintermute740 Рік тому
@@Francisco1234Cruz Well, I have one that does, but that's because of poor workmanship...
@onrok
@onrok Рік тому
Totally underrated comment hahaha!
@stevemaxa4779
@stevemaxa4779 Рік тому
Its all gravity ,right.
@boringblaziken8122
@boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому
flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one UKposts video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it
@nebtheweb8885
@nebtheweb8885 3 роки тому
Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!
@nathanGC__
@nathanGC__ 3 роки тому
Being watame is better than stupid >
@boringblaziken8122
@boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому
sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.
@boringblaziken8122
@boringblaziken8122 3 роки тому
@@nathanGC__ what is a watame?
@nathanGC__
@nathanGC__ 3 роки тому
@@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V
@hydrationrules
@hydrationrules 23 дні тому
4 years, 100,000 comments, and you still reply to some of them. legend.
@colin55111
@colin55111 4 місяці тому
A vacuum cleaner actually BLOWS. What happens is this: The fan in the cleaner produces a flow of air and when you put an object in this flow, the air pressure in front of the pile of dust is lower than the pressure behind the dust and the air behind the dust pushes the dust into the cleaner.
@sheryndarryln.4614
@sheryndarryln.4614 3 роки тому
Dave : say it together, vacuums don't suck. vacuum : thanks guys 🥺
@ixk01santiagosinapsis53
@ixk01santiagosinapsis53 3 роки тому
This is underrated
@marijaskocic8754
@marijaskocic8754 3 роки тому
Wouldn't vacuums be useless if they didn't suck?
@billygillespie1284
@billygillespie1284 3 роки тому
@@marijaskocic8754 so pretty much they either suck or are useless😿
@marijaskocic8754
@marijaskocic8754 3 роки тому
@@billygillespie1284 Yes that's how a vacuum works
@RiverTiger767
@RiverTiger767 3 роки тому
@@marijaskocic8754 woooowwww that’s kinda rude ngl
@rileysherrard
@rileysherrard 2 роки тому
Scientists in 1969: We landed on the moon! Scientists Today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*
@coreytaylor447
@coreytaylor447 2 роки тому
scientists in 1000 BC noticing that the bottom of an obelisk in the distance cant be seen while on top of another obelisk: "oh cool, because I know the hight and distance of these two obelisks, I can use this to measure the curvature of the earth to a startling accuracy even by what would be standards to 3000 years in the future!" scientists today: "no, the moon does not make things cold"
@Gobackto4chan
@Gobackto4chan 2 роки тому
Do y’all think scientists still deal with us out of duty or lack of funding?
@charliekahn4205
@charliekahn4205 2 роки тому
@@Gobackto4chan The more support they get, the more funding the government the people vote in will give them. Therefore it is in their best interest to teach the public.
@timothy4664
@timothy4664 2 роки тому
Sad isn't it
@torstenseidel8875
@torstenseidel8875 2 роки тому
Worse, scientists have largely abandoned discussing science with the public. I can't even blame them as the anti science crowd got bigger and far more aggressive.
@Willysmb44
@Willysmb44 5 місяців тому
The edge of a flat world has always confused me. You'd think someone who TRULY BELIEVED it would rent a plane or boat to take them to see it, but I've never heard of anyone trying
@stylesrj
@stylesrj 5 місяців тому
They always use the excuse of battleships or aircraft threatening to shoot them down or forcing them to turn back.
@AppleBaron
@AppleBaron 5 місяців тому
There are usually some ridiculous explanations like shadow world government preventing anyone to reach it. Also, a lot of flat-earthers believe there is a dome above the disk (don't ask me about what it's made of or why we can't see or touch it), so for them edge of the world technically doesn't exist.
@petroleumalley
@petroleumalley 5 місяців тому
They don't believe there is an edge. They know the coast of Antarctica exists. They believe there is an endless plane of snow and ice beyond that and no one has been or can go far enough to explore it.
@jameskillington7286
@jameskillington7286 5 місяців тому
​@@stylesrjThey don't wish to be martyrs for the cause?
@stylesrj
@stylesrj 5 місяців тому
@@jameskillington7286 Of course not. There's no greater sacrifice than someone else's
@Solarlunar542
@Solarlunar542 2 місяці тому
This dude is roasting and saying facts at the same time, what a W
@C_Becker
@C_Becker 2 місяці тому
Sure. They are the coals of the roast.
@thecoconutgum
@thecoconutgum 3 роки тому
Remember, if you ever feel dumb, remember that flat earthers exist
@daliashawqygouhar6063
@daliashawqygouhar6063 3 роки тому
A amazing fact
@EndlessScaling
@EndlessScaling 3 роки тому
Unless you're a flat earther yourself lol
@EndlessScaling
@EndlessScaling 3 роки тому
@@wolfgangloll2747 hm... True i guess
@thecoconutgum
@thecoconutgum 3 роки тому
@@EndlessScaling Uh... No?
@whereismycup
@whereismycup 3 роки тому
yes
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