I'm really proud of this video. I know it's long, but this new Escalade has a LOT of new, crazy features -- and I did my best to demonstrate every single thing. Enjoy!

No one: Rich suburban dads: *THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING*

1980: Flying cars are the future 2020: *_l e f t s c r e e n_*

The arrows in the augmented reality gave me the same vibes as the glowing arrows in Need For Speed Underground

"Hey guys my mom just bought a new Subaru" "Oh, yeah, Brayden? Does your Subaru let you play your Xbox on the way to school? C'mon, boys, my dad's here. Let's go play Halo."

driver: *tells backseat passengers to shut up with convo enhancement* them: *yells louder* driver: *uSeS eLeCtRiC sEaT FoLdiNg FeAtUre*

Car manufacturers: “ dont text and drive” Also car manufacturers : “ enjoy our 5 massive screens “

That AR camera is going to be a game changer for navigation.

"Hello everyone. Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations." Lol

Imagine you're a kid sitting in the third row arguing with your parents and suddenly you just get folded.

Doug the type of guy to enhance his conversation when he's the only one in the car

I hope everyone of you who sees this, accomplishes all their dreams and pull up in this beauty right here

This was less a review and more automotive storytelling. I absolutely loved it. The cohesion from one point to the next was next level.

Doug is the type of guy to make "Doug is the type of guy" memes in his videos

With a car with so many features, Doug is the perfect person to review it!

An excellent review. I appreciate the technique - first showing in detail all the features and quirks and then a test drive. Absolutely the next best thing to an in-person test drive.

Every dad in America is going to start his enhanced conversations with "this is your captain speaking"

Who else loves how Dougs video feel down to earth and low budget? Makes it more authentic and fun to watch

Doug talking in 3rd person in a soft, wicked voice in the conversation mode just made this vid so much better. Love ur reviews

Thanks for this video! You covered everything, love this car!

Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enhancing button to say, “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations”

Dude has 4 million subscribers but still no cameraman, hats off to you dude. some real dedication there.

Me comparing my “09” 3rd Gen to see where I fall short on 😂 🤦🏿‍♂️

I love how Doug switches between clown and serious mode

This house looks really nice

THIS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score. Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior. Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world. Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives. Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did. That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro. And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score... Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10. Acceleration is fine, considering his height 6'4 and he gets a 6 out of 10. Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10. Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10. Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other UKpostsrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50. Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10. Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10. Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10. Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10 Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50.. Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...

It feels so good to have the Cadillac Escalade 2021! I love it! Thank you Universe, I appreciate it !

Great Guy Doug Demuro!!!! I watch your every single posts and really interesting and each details are fully explained!! Quite useful channel!

Doug making his own “Doug is the type of guy” joke in a video is why he’s daddy.

Tech in cars is getting to Pimp my Ride levels of ridiculousness , the next escalade is gonna have a cotton candy machine in the back and screens instead of floor mats ...

One of its best features is like German gps systems taking you to Poland by default. the Escalades gps takes you by default to the service center

Appreciate your thorough review for all your reviews. Very informative!

Imagine in the year 2072 trying to “restore” one of these 😬

My immature ass would be using the intercom thing like an airplane pilot. "Hello ladies and gentlemen" "this is your pilot speaking.

The only person’s videos that I enjoy watching on Car reviews. Keep it up Doug

By far the best review of the new Escalade...Thanks Doug.

Can't wait to buy one of these in 5 years for $9400.

Doug the type of guy to make his wife sit in the 3rd row so he can use conversation enhancement

This is so thorough! Detailed and informative 🥰 great pace too

this had to be the most pleasant 30 minute video on all of youtube! great personality, kept me interested through it all! well done DOug!

If this trend in big cars goes on like this, a few years from now everybody is going to drive around in a schoolbus...

Doug not climbing into the backseats I feel cheated :(

Doug my wife and I just picked up our ESV and we love it. Thanks for making this video!

GREAT REVIEW 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 THIS IS THE MOST DETAILED REVIEW I’VE SEEN SO FAR. TOP MARKS MATE 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

when the screen in the escalade is bigger than Michael Scott's plasma TV...

12:54 Doug is the type of guy to “enhance is conversation” while sounding like an evil villain

26:56 flooring it and the old F-150 just catching up loll

Excited to see Doug review the recently announced Escalade-V. That thing is gonna be a monster.

They missed the mark on the wheels for sure. Still a sweet ride that will get sold like crazy.

Can’t wait for the Aston in the intro

I have a 2021 CT5 and it does the light show when you walk up to it. It’s pretty awesome

Him making a Doug is a type of guy joke just makes me like this dude even more😂 he don't give a fck and is able to laugh at shit

PEFECT. My phone will be safe when i fly through the windshield

You know cars are getting bigger when even the Escalade towers over 6’4 Doug

love that in one of the examples Doug drives on a road I use to take to school every day (augmented reality screen example)

I’m not sure how anyone could dislike any of Doug’s video’s.

Cadillac better be grateful they got doug to post on a *Monday*

Doug: the Escalade doesn't handle as well as the X7 and GLS Also Doug: handling 4 (same as every other full size SUV)

That front interior is one of the best I've seen ! That screen is fantastic :))))))

Everything featured inside is perfectly amazing. Nice audio conversation. The visual effects are precisely impressive. Terrific Cadillac Escalade huge car. Very inspiring. Excellent interior quality.

Rich Moms are gonna love this one!

Am I the only one here for the “quirks and features” and don’t care for the ride and Doug score?! 😂

"annd next up" thanks for the video:) I'm surprised that middle row doesn't have power seats and cooled seats.

I love how unbiased you guys are

Doug has exactly the character traits of a yahoo email domain user.

As a pilot, I was greatly disappointed that Doug didn’t say “hello everyone, this is your captain speaking” through the speakers.

good presentation and well analyzed, I loved

i was highly impressed with the innovative tech offered at this trim level. if u have a family an u can afford it, its very ideal.

Cadillac: "First curved screens in the whole industry" Porsche: LOOOL

Doug picking up his wife like the gentleman he is Doug: "But before we get into the car, let's talk door handles"

Yes! I like this one, how it works, overall very smart steps they took in 🍻

The review is simply amazing

No Ice Cream Machine?? This Car is Outdated.

Doug is the type of guy to listen to Miley Cyrus while driving an Escalade.

BEAUITFUL CADILLAC....Absolutely AMAZING. LOVE IT.. !!!!!

I drive the 2021 escalade daily at work. Im pretty impressed. Its comfortable. And its smooth. I've driven all makes on this platform....the tahoe,Tahoe, Yukon, the suburban, the z71, the AT4, and they did nice with it this year.

Imagine how scuffed all the electronics will be on Hoovies in 15 years

3:35 I see GM still hasn't fired the person who thinks turning on the reverse lights when you unlock the car is a good idea.

LMAO the conversation enhancement segment was hilarious. As always best car review channel !

I have a hyundai 2021 palisade limited. It is just stunning. It has turned alot of heads. Everywhere i go even to the car wash and gas stations people ask me what kind of car it is. Some people would literally come up to my palisade limited and look into the car. I have had countless people congratulating me and telling me how stunning the car looks. My Hyundai Palisade Limited has some things and features that the 2021 Cadillac Escalade does not have. I thank you for taking the time to read my comment.

I'm getting one of these...in 2030, when most of the quirks and features don't work anymore.

“Well over 100k” *laughs in deprecation and spinner rims*

There’s just something amazing about the previous generations tail lights and the new ones

A whole bunch of car shows on regular tv add bs storyline and shit we don’t want..Doug just shows us everything about the car with no BS....and we love him for it, Doug the OG.

Deer wearing reflective clothing is something that only Doug has experienced.

8:14 I am always concerned about deer not wearing reflective clothing, real issue in America

And the tailgate opens with rear window open . Impressive. Definitely sold and buying one because of that.

Doug's the type of guy to enhance his conversation 😂😂😂 I love it

Officer, I really thought I was just playing GTA V on my Cadillac's gauge screen.

I’m very impressed with the tech in this, I thought it would just be tacky and useless but it’s really amazing. It also looks nice

I just saw one of these on the streets the other day.

I love Doug's brutal honesty.

"Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations" He is not wrong

Isn’t today a Monday? I ain’t complaining with an early Doug vid hehe

19:53 Brilliant idea. Very thoughtful of the manufacturers.

This........is one of my favorite channels on UKposts

I hope Cadillac revises their screens to include an anti-glare & anti fingerprint surface to help with all the ugly smudges and to combat visibility issues with reflections.

PLEASE GM QUIT USING THE REVERSE LIGHTS AS FLOOD LIGHTS! This is literally the most annoying thing on any production car / truck.

My favorite part about this episode is your shirt!! Casey Moore’s is the best bar in Tempe, from the rock water fall in the men’s bathroom that you piss into, to it being one of the most haunted places in the country!! It’s a staple here!!!

I could hear you when the enhancement speakers were off, so I wouldn't suggest talking about your passengers 😂