Amazing joke 10/10

I genuinely laughed out loud. Also 10/10

I read it as “crows” 💀💀

@@zacharee2428 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Original ITS A MASTERPIECE

💀

NAHHHH 💀🥶

NAH THATS GOOD

😂

🔥

"why did the men throw the butter outside the window". Idk, why? "To see the butter-fly".

DANG

😂😂 wt

Yes

Fifty ate

OHHH I GET IT LOL

Fifty ate skdhfjdvx

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta Why can’t skeletons sky dive? Because they don’t have the guts If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? I’m on a sea food diet I see food and I eat 10 likes for more than

​@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw overused jokes

😢

Wow

That got a chuckle out of me

U missed dory too bro

Deku 😪

WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

Lol RIP

Lmao

I JUST GOT IT 😂

PFF

😆

Yes I think this is funny

@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)

Bentellect lol

@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet

Same ahahahaa

I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”

That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one

@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.

@@SomniCatcher07 it’s close tho

@@Luv.schuyler yh lol

💀💀

LOL😭

😂😂😂

Okay this made me laugh

This was funnier than it should've been

💀😨😆

🤣lol

Ohhh noooo 😔😔

Oop

That’s my joke

I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

LOLOL

I can see this comment getting likes already

I lowkey love this!! 😂👏

LOL

No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan

Wow just wow

Hahahahhahaha

Almost…. Almost

Omg nooooooooo🤚😭

Kinda

I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂

@@myownhappyplace8064 :)

I’m stealing this This was so good

I have a knock knock joke, you start.

@@finbro1270 knock nock

The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.

@@mxarii5039 😳

@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂

@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments

@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER

Americans are on their way to delete UKposts from their devices cause oh boy too many 9/11 jokes

“Gonna need a senzu for that one.”

DAMN

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

@@Jarachupotter nice job to ruin the moment

😂

lol underrated

👁👄👁

Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*

👍💀

Overused

This one made me snort haha

PFFFFFFFFT

Looollll

*long drawn out sigh of disappointment* I can believe I laughed at this…

You win it all

Fake that stupid not even going to make me laugh sorry my brother said that it made me laugh

​@RiddleyEnlow can you explain I font understand that sentence

Its supposed to say: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The wheel chair.

@@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz yep was gonna say the same, he got the joke wrong. take my like :)

Lol-

It's so bad it's good!

@@user-ey1mj2jx1q Thank you

Actually a good joke

Everyone thinks that joke is funny

I love this- 😭✋

You got me

Thats dark-

@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀

Underrated

Imagine if a somebody got told this joke and then a fw years later somebody hits you with the yes. Lol

Lol

Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard

so true.

Haha 😂

Haha 😂

I mean that’s the actual reason

LOL 😂

thats not a joke its a fact

Guys-

@@gkidsgoddard7999 I did.

@@Jemimah______anI did too.

That's just sad

Very underrated

OHHHH NOOOOOO

Nemo was found tho..

@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?” “Nemo was found, my dad was not…” But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol

I-😂😂

@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances

i dont get it

💀

I laughed 💀

Bruh 🗿

@@TheIniquitousOne279, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless and a mute person cannot speak.

Where is this from???

You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?? Cause the p is silent.. lol

This made me chuckle

@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I made it myself!!

@@saraanne1703 ahahahha thankyou xD

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

lmao

It’s not that bad

When I hear bees: “MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”

@@ilove_winxclub lmao

Pff lmao 😂

Well FUUU-

😂😂😂

Is like water also works

op-

That goes for dads too

Ok that's funny lol

But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol

@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland: *Am I a joke to you?*

@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots

Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks

😂

“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”

Omg yes

Haha

Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍

This is golden. 👌

Lol this cracked me up 😂

Not funny

I smiled thanks

Lol

@Shaheen Jackson but true

LMAO SO TRUEEE

"Jesus"

That's deep

@@melinafernandez1803 lmao I can't tell if you're joking or one of those deep kids

Those are the best type of jokes tho

Actually me

So relatable

The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked

@@papitrisnat4238 r/wooooooooosh

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around

Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.

It is funny tho

OMG HAHAHAHAA

HAHAHHA

I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho

Lol

that's a bit risky to say

Lmaoo

OOF

@@julijaz1029 the risk is definitely worth the reward

Oh no. Such a dark and a funny joke though😂🤣

underrated lol

Please explain

@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.

@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!

This one's real good

ah yes

That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because you didn't fucking cook it!" Cracks me up every time lmfao.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

BYEE LOL

Oh-

Now,Now That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI

My new favourite joke- My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶

I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass

@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way

Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes

What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie

@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh

I hate u

This should have more likes. It’s so funny😂🤣

Classic 😂

@Hanna Varghese Im confused. Tell me TvT

@@TheFrozenCookieCrumb kid napping

This is actually kinda funny..... Or maybe my humor's broken🤡

Lol

This one got me 😂

K that's funny

"I need to buy cheese for my computer" "Why?" "Cuz it is a Mac"

hmm what abt linux?

Your name and pic are cursed 💀 And now I need bleach

its one of those hol' up 😳 jokes

DAMN luigi

I hate what my humor has done to me, your pfp sent me wheezing for far too long

@@amandamukeba2700 My pleasure

I laughed way too hard

💀

Why is this so funny?😂😂😂

It went to get milk

Ayooo

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

Sunghoon lmfao 😭

LOL

OHHH i get it so hawaii would be like:How are u

@@blancachimborazo8876 yea because it sounds like how are you

Lol

"Dai hatin"

LOL💀

Lol

Lol

THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I'VE READ THIS MONTH

@°AdorbsxKars° you wanna hear the best knock knock joke it’s knock knock, who there, where when, where when who, my place tommorow you and me it’s Got me laughing everytime

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣

Great joke 🤣🤪😊

😂

🤣🤣🤣

WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS

Not your mom who?

@@blue.berry.b Pfft

Souurrrr

Baddum tss

this one is good too though

The pinnacle of comedy

Just heard it in The Last of Us. LMAO

Orphans right now "get your hatchets out now everybody, SWING, SWING, SWING, uh oh here come the PoPo."

@@bunchofbullstv3435 I don’t think they would have enough money to buy a hatchet. Also no one would adopt them so they wouldn’t be able to leave the orphanage. :/

Ouch that hit me man 😪 not wrong tho, I am alone aren't I 😂😪

Why do so many people love orphan jokes?? 😭😭💀

That's just sad But I will admit, I'm laughing

Funny

Comedy am I right char

@@fateerah851 yes you are right

Wow 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

@@GetAHoneyBun but what if James Bond doesn’t sleep with a blanket? Then how is that undercover?

this is funnier than every joke in the comments

I didn't even laugh

Actually funny

Airpen 👹

Nope

I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh

Kinda sad ngl

Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me

Rude.😒

Sad and hit me in jelly lol

same lol

Haha, i like this

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

This one’s good XD

Lol I think you or rainbow from the krew stole this joke

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