"In his spare time, he was President." That's a pretty accurate summary of Teddy Roosevelt. . .

Theodore Roosevelt is the reason why Ron Swanson was willing to work in the government

The personal chef tackling the deer was pretty epic

"Well this guy just told me to "suck it bro" so, I think the meeting is adjourned."

“I represent the people not the party.” Our media can’t even say that now. We could use someone like him now

"We're young and dumb and nobody reads a god damn book anymore." Accurate af.

We don't need a Trump we need Another Teddy Roosevelt. What a fucking legend there are so many more stories of crazy shit he did it's ridiculous

The only thing that was a bit off was that Roosevelt didn't drink. He did, however, downed about a gallon of coffee a day so we was WIRED!

I came away from this learning one important thing... Katie Nolan is really cute.

Imagine if Teddy were in charge today with social media and 24 hour "news."

13:52 I love how he tried to do a Kermit The Frog impression in the middle of speaking 😂

Actually there were more than just three people. There were 5, Teddy Roosevelt, John Muir, (and two of what would be the equivalent of park rangers before the area was actually declared a park) Charles Leidig (having been the first Caucasian or person who wasn't of Native American decent basically, from what I gather, born in Yosemite Valley) Archie Leonard, and an Army Packer named Jackie Alder. Charles Leidig was the good camp cook apparently. But their first entourage included way more people and that was correct including a whole Army detachment, or whatever, and then when they got to this one little city, at the halfway point I guess, where people had traveled to see him and set off fireworks and all that stuff he basically declined, had a glass of champagne with the people he had too. Then got awarded the 'key' to Yosemite Valley and then ended his tour with a camp at Bridalveil not staying for the fireworks. But before he left crossing back over this bridge that had a big welcome sign on it, which was his first hint that he was gonna be running into a big crowd of people waiting on him when he had crossed it the day before. Anyway on his way out he was seen hugging a little girl he called an Angel, Ellen Boysen, daughter of a photographer, who was holding a miniature flag, and he also ripped some male kid, they think his name was Chris Degnan, (and said that the cause for his I don't know lack of cordiality was due to his big brother or whomever the head of the household was being away at school), anyway he got ripped a new one for calling to him too familiarly with, 'Hi, Teddy!" Instead if Mr. President or President Roosevelt or whatever. But this was all from an account I found from the publication, "Yosemite Association" 1994.

“... and put pentagrams on and dance around and do weird shit” 😂

13:47 the voices he made for the kids killed me 🤣🤣🤣 he gave the deepest voice to the littlest one too 🤣🤣🤣

I've always loved learning about Theodore Roosevelt when I was in US history

Nobody: Teddy: I’m just here wit you and my chef

All jokes aside thats my favorite president, God Bless America.

Theodore Rex

John Muir: OG granola #1.

She was funny. And the dude talking about the park, that "thank you man" was so sincere, he was really sweet 😂😂

Thank goodness for Teddy Roosevelt and the Roosevelt elk there here in Oregon LOL but when you chop one giant tree down and leave a bunch of little trees guess what that's more s*** on the ground simple math lol I love you guys thank you

Katie Nolan was awesome! She should do more of these.

Thank you, Teddy Roosevelt. Without you, those parks would be bare. 👍

Theodore is the man! Best president ever

Roosevelt would defeat bezos in single combat and then take down the tech monopoly.

No better sentence to describe him than saying Teddy liked anything “violently manly” lol

This video goes great with my yeti full of rum and OJ. Happy holidays y'all!! ☺️

And Riggle is a Marine, this is truly my favorite episode. THANK YOU FOR KICKIN ASS

Okay but this is how I talk when I don't take my ADHD meds

New subscriber - 😂🤣 … I love it! Great format and intoxicating content ;) … 🤣

This is awesome

Wow. Just wow. This is well played.

Nah she good, we got CGI

Sketchin' Beavers - band name

The biggest thing I learned from this video is that Katie Nolan is a total charisma vacuum

Why would they ever cancel this show?! I miss it so much.

Lmaooooo. “We got CGI.”

Teddy Roosevelt is one of the few politicians I respect

Teddy was one of the manliest men ever despite how much he tried to be manly

the first known instance of a bro drawing beavers who has literally touched grass

They need to make a T.R movie with Nick Offerman.

Love her.

"I can do one of the two things. I can be the president of United States or attend to Alice. I cannot possibly do both."

There’s a school in L.A. named after John Muir. I didn’t go there, but it’s really cool to learn about him. I never had one moment of curiosity about why he had a school named for him. I now wish I would’ve. He was a cool dude 😎.

Very nice

Smart beautiful funny and on point girl😍

Is it wrong to find this better than history channel

Teddy DEFFINITELY did mushrooms on that hike in Yosemite ! lol

I love how each episode the narrator asks Derek, what was i talking about? And he just replies "subject".

I used to checkout/ never return or steal every TR book I came across. Dude was the goat. Need a TR right now bad

If for no other reason, TR will always be one of our greatest presidents for his protection of our counties beautiful national parks and forests. Let's continue his legacy and continue to keep them safe!

4:29 Let's hope football in 2020 is different.

i love you Teddy Roosevelt

@ 3:17 "what was I talking about?"...anyone can relate to this?

Ms. Nolan is ENTIRELY my type 😂. Funny, beautiful, brunette with cool glasses. I'm tripping over my own feet just watching this video

:What was that :It was a mouthh ffart. 😂

Nice

1:50 weeee!

17:34 😂😂😂

It’s actually Theodore Roosevelt the third. President Theodore Roosevelt Is actually jr. and his dad is Theodore Roosevelt senior

10:56😂

@14:06 The face of a European drunkard named Paddy.

I'm drunk right now

I haven’t even watched this yet and I can already guarantee that they’re not going to talk about one of his most important achievements (creating labor rights) in Scranton. Scranton/Wilkes-Barre is objectively the fourth most historically relevant city in the entire United States, and everything that happened there is either completely overlooked, or stated vaguely as happening “somewhere in Pennsylvania”.

Ethel is a badass. @13:56

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Ah yes the russo-japanese war nobody paid any attention to that whatsoever because they are all drunk and that is history LOL thanks guys I love to write for you

The first storyteller was beautifull

What about you me and my personal chef 😆

The Time Teddy Roosevelt Traumatized Dr. Seuss

8:00 is that Tom Hanks?

Beaver lol

I’m Kermit lol

Last night before I went to bed a ate a whole 30 pack of pizza rolls.

4:57

I'm 90 percent sure he's the manliest son of a mother ever in office. It's close for me between him Lincoln and Washington. if tell me you wouldn't watch that fight, you're spiritually unamerican.

Not that it probably matters this long after the video came out, but Teddy's personal chef was actually a woman. Alice Howard.

Who plays Teddy in the last clip?

In an extremely strange way I feel like I'm in love what a wonderful yes thank you darling keep those glasses

It was painful to watch. Thankfully, I already knew the facts.....so, I jumped.

Sooooo. He goes off for days into the woods with another guy without telling anyone and brings 40 blankets? Are we sure nothing else happened out there? I’m just saying maybe they were doing more with wood than just burning.

I love Katie Nolan sooo much

My favorite president

tR. Thanks bro.

Ultimate Chad.

Is this episode about soccer?

You mean Teddy Rosevelt was the guy who had the idea of playing football with the hands?

HAHA

Merry christmas american fellas

You know, if Theodore Roosevelt was alive today, I'm pretty sure he would be a Democrat similar to Bernie Sanders and not a Republican given how Progressive he was on certain policies.

I don't know if me and Katie would agree on everything in the world of politics, but I found it very attractive when she said, "F*ck them if that's what they think." Mmm. America.

Ball is life. Fuck my feelings.

Is watching this drunk Drunk History x2?

Teddy Roosevelt was the most American American to ever exist

Stupids... Love you

Wasn't Teddy a red head?

In 1899, Teddy Roosevelt wanted to be the VP candidate, but McKinley's first term VP, Garret Hobart, refused to step aside, but then Hobart died in Nov. 1899, age 55. TR and McKinley were elected to office November, 1900. McKinley was assassinated September 1901 and TR became president. McKinley’s campaign manager, Sen. Mark Hanna, wanted to challenge TR in the 1904 GOP presidential primary. Hanna died in February 1904. TR was reelected in November 1904.

1st forward pass: St Louis University.

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Funny but semi-factual! He also invented the leather football helmet!