The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT
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@itsbella8066 4 роки тому
james: oh yeah they're siblings james a few seconds later: so about that
@zillentdelta1339 4 роки тому
Alabama
@itsbella8066 4 роки тому
@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)
@silvazeking100 4 роки тому
Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.
@himynameisethanandimcrazy1867 4 роки тому
Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama
@-ant-4633 4 роки тому
My B
@redblushinrose 4 роки тому
"Do not read the Latin" "Read it" "...WTF" my favorite movie line ever
@redblushinrose 4 роки тому
@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room
@redblushinrose 4 роки тому
@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess
@jimmyfriej3776 4 роки тому
*jimmy friej has joined the chat*
@lazicepie7800 4 роки тому
9:47
@dianachamberlain4705 4 роки тому
Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you
@Jumpy-Dragon Рік тому
I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome
@user-se7dj6he3e 8 місяців тому
it was beautiful wasn't it
@GoldenMask669 6 місяців тому
That was just world peace at it’s peak
@kalynmiller558 3 місяці тому
They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.
@EclipseFoSho 3 місяці тому
Yall sum pedos 💀
@XJIcequeen 3 місяці тому
I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film
@Imperials3nate Рік тому
I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.
@mechengr1731 Рік тому
They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse
@staticmetalxbl 3 роки тому
Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.
@sunlightfiery7846 3 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@shadowyyCFH 3 роки тому
Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.
@crystalgemgirl731 3 роки тому
Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^
@thomasthetankengine3526 3 роки тому
I died at that part 🤣
@ayz5334 3 роки тому
15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it
@Kay_213_ 4 роки тому
That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie “Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”
@stevethea5250 4 роки тому
isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?
@camila5098 4 роки тому
"reeaaadd iiiitttt
@meow_bastard 4 роки тому
@@camila5098 stfu
@maefromnitw4091 4 роки тому
I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.
@geckheck2416 4 роки тому
@@maefromnitw4091 and you got the last word in! permanently.
@ajbanky7870 Рік тому
I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.
@jeugene807 Рік тому
Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.
@joshzickus8394 Рік тому
I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol
@ghostcatcoon8175 Рік тому
See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.
@Adam-g01 11 місяців тому
@@joshzickus8394 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.
@vampXwriterX13XX 8 місяців тому
@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt
@Francis-from-L4D Рік тому
Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene
@joshuaholland5279 3 місяці тому
What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂
@Neo-Ghoul 3 місяці тому
I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?
@Daintymoo 2 місяці тому
@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch
@Neo-Ghoul 2 місяці тому
@@Daintymoo where?
@andrewyang3917 2 місяці тому
@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."
@moltenking4813 2 роки тому
Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING
@Nokturnt 2 роки тому
Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!
@Nokturnt 2 роки тому
@Ugh You’re god damn right.
@colt9836 2 роки тому
@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.
@HowHorror 2 роки тому
Ok
@mrmotivated8667 2 роки тому
simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show
@altF-ie9xv 4 роки тому
This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever
@tombkings6279 4 роки тому
Oh yeah
@brought5569 4 роки тому
I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-
@dampotato9807 4 роки тому
Brought 55 yeah
@jerrythegremlin7159 4 роки тому
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
@TablestandTM 4 роки тому
Brought 55 why would you say that
@jellybellyfish Рік тому
I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.
@violetslit Рік тому
Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂
@ss_shroom871 3 роки тому
"I think we should split up" "yeah good idea" "Really?!" okay he's my favorite already
@gisselgarciajvyc6696 3 роки тому
Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie
@tetrotany 3 роки тому
Zy’Querien McDonald no
@manu-animation-924 3 роки тому
Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together
@jamienaismith9376 3 роки тому
@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.
@manu-animation-924 3 роки тому
Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed
@VinceVinou 3 роки тому
The biggest kill count ever Since the world is destroyed “Lets get to the kills, 7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”
@THEREALZENFORCE 3 роки тому
In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War. In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.
@lettucespets9731 3 роки тому
THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place
@xmcnasty 3 роки тому
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌
@Matturd 3 роки тому
That cabin must be huge
@seantaggart7382 3 роки тому
@@THEREALZENFORCE ... (So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)
@hal6568 Рік тому
this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me
@ScottCreley Рік тому
Lmao that's awesome
@H4CK41D Рік тому
thanks for making me feel old
@C_D_Productions Рік тому
Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂
@polibix Рік тому
@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?
@oscardepaz3063 Рік тому
The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.
@quirkychap 11 місяців тому
The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched. The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold. I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.
@blueaccelerator2674 19 днів тому
I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.
@X42ndXJesterX 4 роки тому
"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.
@stevethea5250 4 роки тому
i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW
@megashark0305 4 роки тому
“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”
@eatinghumanflesh4451 4 роки тому
Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh
@spaghettilad_ 4 роки тому
I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video
@chikipichi5280 4 роки тому
Goblin Slayer
@percyjackson3311 3 роки тому
"Sexy witches" "Angry Molesting Tree" Imagine just how different it would be.
@yeeyee5057 3 роки тому
"Fuck you piece of shit" *Angrily grabs your balls with branches
@Jack_OutsideTheBox 3 роки тому
It should have been the angry molesting tree
@fw_crspy9074 3 роки тому
@@yeeyee5057 me next
@tnb4509 3 роки тому
Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?
@cupwasneverhere 3 роки тому
@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly
@JiaPia3 8 місяців тому
This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO
@PopStarLegend4365 Рік тому
Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️
@jibekmechler139 4 місяці тому
They probably saved the world after this movie
@Montesama314 4 роки тому
Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.
@user-ys7go1tf6t 4 роки тому
sadly.
@Connor-yh5ho 4 роки тому
You mean the hand?
@fromtheotherguy3284 4 роки тому
@@Connor-yh5ho za hando
@Connor-yh5ho 4 роки тому
@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand
@mike48931 4 роки тому
How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?
@fraud_6068 3 роки тому
Marty: “do not read the Latin.” Whispers: *”read it..”* Marty: “what the fuck?-“ That k i l l e d me
@matiasruohola6373 3 роки тому
Hello this is my first time playing fall guys but still I’m so good I already have 600 crowns 👑
@tinykid0x 3 роки тому
Lmfao
@kaori9878 3 роки тому
@@matiasruohola6373 why tf is that inortant
@mieczyslaw7984 3 роки тому
@@matiasruohola6373 Congratulations? I guess lmao
@Raynew2847 3 роки тому
@@kaori9878 lol inortant
@TheRealNatsuDragneel 7 місяців тому
Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩
@shivvers. 7 місяців тому
I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize
@josephregalado9798 3 роки тому
The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.
@cdrippy4205 3 роки тому
i love it
@krystalpenguin5897 3 роки тому
ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite
@wipeoutall7382 3 роки тому
Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.
@tiernanmcculloch 3 роки тому
Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.
@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 роки тому
@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination
@bananabop1391 4 роки тому
Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”
@DarkArtistKaiser 4 роки тому
Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th- Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."
@150booyadragon 3 роки тому
Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything
@BitterSweetAerith 3 роки тому
Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!
@kewii3386 3 роки тому
VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing
@wraithcall6057 3 роки тому
Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit
@leiaanderson8859 3 місяці тому
14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this
@kelsierra3056 Рік тому
I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh
@greyworld6242 4 роки тому
Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.
@dankneo69 4 роки тому
What about crypt tv?
@xxprizefighterxx 4 роки тому
Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.
@hauntingtheshadows1331 4 роки тому
So an MCU??
@inertian4723 4 роки тому
dank neo is crypt tv good? Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.
@mewhenmemeimeyea 4 роки тому
@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a UKposts channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that
@chipperchipperton3001 3 роки тому
Nobody: Japanese children: Hippety hoppity you're a froggity
@JayFlicc 3 роки тому
you're*
@chipperchipperton3001 3 роки тому
@@JayFlicc thanks
@cupidfounddead 3 роки тому
ELHDELEUVRKE J.G EH
@hyperzone6426 3 роки тому
*now
@Problem_Childfrfr 3 роки тому
this comment out of context is even funnier to me
@goliath_beast7967 8 місяців тому
I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.
@mysterioussoup3393 Рік тому
Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.
@q12aw50 Рік тому
No it TeChNiCaLlY does not
@MG_Fan961 10 місяців тому
@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.
@FaceFamous 6 місяців тому
@@MG_Fan961yep you're right because the monsters destroy the world
@Zyk0th 5 місяців тому
_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.
@mysterioussoup3393 5 місяців тому
@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all
@Idk-hn2wj 4 роки тому
James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.” Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”
@ralz3247 4 роки тому
All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you
@TheBraunMachine2011 4 роки тому
lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe
@thedank-a-nator3205 4 роки тому
Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead
@feliz5919 4 роки тому
@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂
@feliz5919 4 роки тому
Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂
@I_KnowNR 4 роки тому
Who wants James to do a golden montage of all golden chainsaws of 2019?
@cerberus3285 4 роки тому
Chainsaw rewind
@cerberus3285 4 роки тому
@sbeve_ thats hot
@tonypeppermint5329 4 роки тому
@@cerberus3285 That's a great title.
@hankhill2254 4 роки тому
Tony Peppermint That’s a great compliment
@ilovesweatyballsonmyface9413 4 роки тому
Ethan Winter thank you Ethan
@jeremyross9698 7 місяців тому
I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.
@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 4 місяці тому
Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed
@youarenotguy2118 Рік тому
34:47 I love how happy James sounds when talking about Unicorn death.
@ArtistDoesArt2020 4 роки тому
The sequel takes place 3 years later, everyone except Japanese children are dead. They've cleansed the gods and have tea parties and playdates everyday.
@ArtistDoesArt2020 4 роки тому
@Sebastian E Loguzzo I wish
@blueSeele 4 роки тому
That sounds like a JRPG
@abbyshort1185 4 роки тому
They have also inslaved the gods to give them immortality and food
@TirroticLIVE 4 роки тому
Nahh, I'm pretty sure the end of the world is being filmed right now WWIII Nearly broke loose Celebrity deaths Australia Fires Corona Virus
@12prinsses 4 роки тому
All of your are wrong its actually- SHUT THE HELL UP
@dismissedend4276 4 роки тому
me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record." Doesn't count 6 billion + people. "Aw..."
@panthertakamaki7141 4 роки тому
He doesn't presumed deaths
@YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 4 роки тому
blipbug Dubiel no duh
@JAS0N_M00RE 4 роки тому
They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died
@panthertakamaki7141 4 роки тому
@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there
@JAS0N_M00RE 4 роки тому
@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion
@vailingbow1068 Рік тому
I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."
@naturalhybrid Рік тому
Actually it's overrated.
@vailingbow1068 Рік тому
@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.
@vailingbow1068 Рік тому
@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.
@naturalhybrid Рік тому
@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough. It's a good movie, no doubt. But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰
@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 4 місяці тому
@naturalhybrid please elaborate
@BoogieBoy_ Рік тому
honestly Holden’s death was so sadddd. He was likeable, not a perv, smart, funny, and just had some super good traits. Too bad about what happened to him in the RV, though.
@thanos4253 4 роки тому
This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.
@hushpuppytwix9572 4 роки тому
THATS WHAT I SAID
@Yellow_927 4 роки тому
They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is
@tylervandenbrouck7159 4 роки тому
@@Yellow_927 they kinda were
@lordeverett5642 4 роки тому
They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.
@tacticstonk4740 4 роки тому
Scooby dooby doo We are screwed There going to frickin kill us Scooby dooby do We are all doomed Time to run in terror Scooby doing doo we are doomed And now it's all over -R rated Scooby doo theme song By me
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому
So technically, this movie was "the most ambitious crossover event", not Infinity War. And Chris Hemsworth was a part of both of them.
@jugaadsingh2184 3 роки тому
Correct
@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 роки тому
Well now am sure i see you everywhere
@Sabnoc1234 3 роки тому
@@muguiwaranoboy2542 fr this dude should be in YT Rewind lol
@muguiwaranoboy2542 3 роки тому
@@Sabnoc1234 yhea and i remember that there is another Guy but with a mustache
@kepiiin 3 роки тому
@@muguiwaranoboy2542 yea theres a lot of youtube comment tht i see everywhere;-;
@isabelmarie2003 Рік тому
sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing
@catsandbears8213 Рік тому
Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!
@bright1- 4 роки тому
Final Destinaton: I have over 200 kills. No-one can stop me Cabin in the woods: *Kills every human* Final Destination: ...
@munromister777 4 роки тому
Infinity war: **kills half of all living things in existentce**
@IHeartYuga 4 роки тому
BrightBurn: *Takes over the world*
@Lawnmowersounds 4 роки тому
Purge in the corner
@mja2301 4 роки тому
Haha funny
@mariedreams2549 4 роки тому
Big lmao
@jukebox_draws 2 роки тому
I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters
@Rockhound6165 2 роки тому
Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.
@marcuspinkowski108 2 роки тому
Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.
@Rockhound6165 2 роки тому
@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.
@josephg94 2 роки тому
@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see
@obi-wank-enobi 2 роки тому
There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch
@squishypoohonxbox764 8 місяців тому
I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes
@IWantToPetYourDog 6 місяців тому
I love how James went from seeming nervous in his first videos to calling us ungrateful bastards now.😂
@veri0001 4 роки тому
Japanese ghost exists Kids: We about to end this ghost's whole career
@williplayz4872 4 роки тому
Game End the kids would probably run cuz of fear or if some kid is brave enough or wants attention from his or her crush they will end the ghost’s whole career
@liad24 4 роки тому
Anime powa!!!
@elichavez3736 4 роки тому
HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY. HAHA
@officialjoley2196 4 роки тому
This is so dumb...
@kalodalod8770 4 роки тому
Then the ancient ones said : I’m about to end the prods career
@zenwilliams8530 4 роки тому
The fact the KKK are considered monsters in this movie is amazing and awful at the same time lmao
@kaybee9604 4 роки тому
Zen Williams They kinda are when you think about it...
@annastascia878 4 роки тому
K i m c h ii P e a c h they definitely are
@dannylamb456 4 роки тому
Considering how apparently all the monsters come from the "old world", those must be some very old klansmen
@bryanalexander7571 4 роки тому
I think that their world-view is old enough to qualify
@waterwaifu612 4 роки тому
Zen Williams calling them monsters is a understatement
@cathycatsville67 Рік тому
Imo this is one of the best satire movies ever made all the details are so perfect it´s truly a rare work of art and entertaining as hell it´s such a shame they didn´t do more with their incredible monster universe a prequel series would be too sweet but i doubt that ever happens
@machetecolin 5 місяців тому
"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell." Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe
@josephr7684 2 місяці тому
It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror. It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it. Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.) ... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.
@Harleguin 4 роки тому
“Evil Autobots” I’m pretty sure they’re called decepticons
@lazarus1540 4 роки тому
I was wondering if anyone else caught that lmao
@theawesome5871 4 роки тому
That's what I was gonna say.
@stevethea5250 4 роки тому
@@lazarus1540 bad-bots
@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221 4 роки тому
Deecepticoons
@AgentSkidZ 4 роки тому
Have you read Shattered Glass?
@Wilson-ws4my 4 роки тому
The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them
@JayRamahi3810 4 роки тому
well they were drugged
@bangtang1717 4 роки тому
Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?
@FatherTime89 4 роки тому
The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.
@purplerooart9626 4 роки тому
WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂
@graphite7898 4 роки тому
@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.
@TelumIsMyDiscord 7 місяців тому
It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot" THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.
@mechengr1731 Рік тому
This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.
@goober5713 2 роки тому
The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect
@kathrynann5000 2 роки тому
shaggy
@anonymous92388 2 роки тому
@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy
@MachineD3vil 2 роки тому
“Like, why should we split up, dude?”
@an0rmalp3rson70 2 роки тому
"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"
@tmalaklaryka 2 роки тому
"yeah good idea" Marty: "...Really???!"
@paulodomes9335 3 роки тому
This movie is basically the SCP Foundation.
@DeidaraSakurasama 3 роки тому
And one of many of their containment breaches
@snazzysaturn1865 3 роки тому
I mean this could just be the a failure in the containment procedures and the old ones are just scp ####
@johnnysins8935 3 роки тому
Exactly
@ISprayTrolls 3 роки тому
Underrated comment
@MO0001 3 роки тому
Nooooo everything is normalllll no scp here! Wath I am a member of the scp Fondation ? Naaaaa I don't know scp 173 and 096 nooooo
@yuhhhhhs Рік тому
The only reason I watch Dead Meat is so I can watch horror movies without being scared and knowing the whole plot. Videos are still good, though.
@joshuasmith2884 Рік тому
Thanks to james i noticed the boomer from left 4 dead in one of the containers, im a huge l4d fan and love the fact that they included it.
@majorpeepo Рік тому
They added the tank witch and others
@nicholashlinka7550 3 роки тому
“Angry molesting tree” Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition
@dinobones1224 3 роки тому
Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn
@Backgates3335 3 роки тому
No it's the tree from the Evil Dead
@hopepapernacky 2 роки тому
@@Backgates3335 Beat me to it
@frogs.on_logs 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@tracycarter7735 2 роки тому
HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡
@Earthbound12 4 роки тому
"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open" That got a good laugh out of me.
@sethsuosisbacc6559 4 роки тому
Jay Steiner it was lighting
@FancyLass 4 роки тому
“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”
@spki8656 4 роки тому
Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl
@MasterGriefSr Рік тому
Honestly, I kind of like the idea that Dana and Marty are siblings, they look similar enough and have a nice dynamic especially toward the end. Eh, it’s my head cannon now
@Jakki_G Рік тому
I remember seeing this as a child. It was one of those movies you saw bits and pieces of, walking through the house while you parents watch it. Took a few years to figure out what the movie was but I do remember, it was very... very long
@michaelj1729 4 роки тому
Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve
@benjaminabeele5227 4 роки тому
MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.
@alexbalansay 4 роки тому
I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha
@taistealai5523 4 роки тому
Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok
@crisalmeida346 4 роки тому
@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....
@taistealai5523 4 роки тому
@@crisalmeida346 lmao
@PlaceHolder994 2 роки тому
This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.
@adoor3760 2 роки тому
Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie
@abhinavchoudhury7000 2 роки тому
@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58
@peepeepoopoo4386 2 роки тому
You stole this comment
@TheLastBabyMan 2 роки тому
So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario? SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.
@lShadow426l 2 роки тому
@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it. Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it? "just type popular horror monster and use that"
@tash4270 Рік тому
I went into this movie expecting a 'real' horror movie not knowing anything about it at the time. I was pleasantly surprised by it, it was original and silly and gory and all the things we love. Joss Whedon, you clever b@st@rd
@adriannasalazar Місяць тому
I JUST watched this movie for the first time and for some reason “What a friend we have in Shinto” was such a hilarious line to me lmao
@lettucethemosa57e 4 роки тому
Thumbnail: Exists Dentist: It's free real estate
@babyyoda5136 4 роки тому
They need screwdrivers
@m4sherman926 4 роки тому
Kriegsman *grabs shovel*
@feliz5919 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@jaceryan7606 4 роки тому
I made it 700 likes
@thebrideofghostface 2 роки тому
The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.
@seansswamp 2 роки тому
ikr
@mariic2 Рік тому
Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.
@doggosho3044 Рік тому
@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them
@bluetrailerproductions7488 Рік тому
It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"
@mx.horrorwood5003 Рік тому
@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment
@4amlibra Рік тому
Honestly it would make more sense if they were siblings. I have no idea how he fits into the group of friends who look like they walked out of an Abercrombie ad.
@davidparkes7741 Рік тому
It's not about how he fits in with the group but his role as a horror archetype.
@princeofsorrow Рік тому
My favorite horror movie to date. Thanks, James, for doing this kill count, and I look forward to so many more!
@oculus9561 4 роки тому
The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.
@skepticalrebekah 4 роки тому
There are secret organizations fucking things up all the time.
@LadyViscera 4 роки тому
That’s why I love the SCP universe so much
@moth8775 4 роки тому
@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.
@billbauer3575 4 роки тому
Ever heard of the SCP?
@carolinehooper83 4 роки тому
Bruh XD lol
@jxmespearson3140 4 роки тому
Going to go into this year hearing “Welcome to the kill count”
@ethanmeadows1785 4 роки тому
Where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite scary movies 🥰
@chanelsiobhan 4 роки тому
T.F.M. 4444 I’m James A Janisse and today we’ll be looking at....
@bucket1442 4 роки тому
@@chanelsiobhan American Highschool.
@chiefscheider 4 роки тому
@@ethanmeadows1785 *favourite _horror_ movies
@askgoverntale2298 4 роки тому
When you die you're just put in front of a movie screen and it's a kill count by James A. Janisse as he counts every member of your family and friend group who died in your lifetime. There are references to significant moments in life in the background at the beginning, and he even does a golden chainsaw and dull machete.
@kameronhoffpauir9029 8 місяців тому
“Crowbar in the face atta boy” Best quote in the video
@cts9272 10 місяців тому
It's good to see a commentary just having fun with this. One of my faves. Just a silly rollercoaster ride.
@dknbailey 4 роки тому
I like how the CHILDREN knew better than the adults
@kentotenrojima9145 4 роки тому
I mean with all the yokai/monster story told to the children for them to behave they better be ready
@jackox20ballesteros39 4 роки тому
Yup,YoKai are well know ssoo its not surprising that they won,And im happy for the Evil spirt is now happy cause frog
@dogsjjdoe 4 роки тому
Even Satan can't bring himself.
@dionabeck3317 4 роки тому
I mean, as a kid, japanese children are told about the Rokurokubi(people that are cursed for bad deeds so they have a neck that extends like a snake and they have to drink kerosene), or Hachishakusama(an eight foot tall woman that makes a weird sound and kidnaps children), or Kuchisake-onna(a spirit that had her mouth split open after she cheated on her husband when she was a human, so she goes up to people and ask "am I pretty" and proceeds to kill those people no matter their answer). I mean, they probably know all spells that defeat demons.
@backfire3017 4 роки тому
in danganronpa a bunch of high school kids that never knew each other did better than a bunch of adults who've known each other for some time in a killing game so yeah im not that surprised
@theunholycrusader2829 3 роки тому
"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart" What
@jimzone5064 3 роки тому
i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess. guy1:everyones dying. guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart. 1:what 2: what
@rocksnrolls 3 роки тому
That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣
@SA80TAGE 3 роки тому
@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.
@galladegamer3579 3 роки тому
Tuesday
@llennoc8431 3 роки тому
How
@DarianRamkissoon Місяць тому
The Japanese kids turning ancient evils into a frog is the most Japanese thing ever.
@MichaelTocco-ji1wo Місяць тому
Im also here in 2024
@Socksyhyenaboii Рік тому
I guess technically that organisation could have been behind every single horror movie
@mickeriebernal679 3 роки тому
Japanes girls: WE DID IT Later.. world ends
@thatoneperson3704 3 роки тому
Lol fr🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@shadowyyCFH 3 роки тому
We did it! We doomed the entire world!
@Aki-bp7kk 3 роки тому
They’ll fucking do it again.
@neardarkroad1347 3 роки тому
now that is a plot twist you would see in a screwd up anime.
@theunfunnyjokester 3 роки тому
@@Aki-bp7kk they turn the ancient ones into a fucking frog
@IISoLiDuZII 3 роки тому
So since the whole world died , this actually has the highest kill count.
@johnlol8954 3 роки тому
No, a new hope does
@KAT-hs3xh 3 роки тому
NANANE NANENA NANENA NANENAAA. -saw theme song
@noblenormie1179 3 роки тому
@@johnlol8954 he has never featured that and if you’re going after that logic the force awakens had an entire system blown up including Hosnain prime and the snap in avengers or something killed half the universe and I’m sure there’s a movie where even more people died
@elixirestgames3870 3 роки тому
@@johnlol8954 Actually no 4 billion were killed in Alderaan
@diegomeringer3953 3 роки тому
infinty war
@generalofinsanity4418 8 місяців тому
I like how the protagonists literally chose to let the apocalypse and the end of humanity happen to keep their friends alive to die anyway. Like seriously just kill one person to save billions of people should seem like a no brained, especially if said person wasn’t a great person
@sensiblegh0st86 5 місяців тому
I think the point was that if this (the torture and suffering of relatively innocent young people) was what it took to keep the world alive, maybe the world needed to die. That’s what I got from what Marty said anyways.
@gibbs7953 8 місяців тому
He called the robot an “Evil Autobot” wouldn’t that just be a decepticon
@livingfire1 4 роки тому
My eyes: Cabin in the Woods My brain: SCP the movie
@vasiletomoiaga2983 4 роки тому
Ah, a I see you a man of culture as well
@Gonado123 4 роки тому
Same
@hoofarted 4 роки тому
10/10
@Beyza-he8gp 4 роки тому
Same
@ScrilboBaggins 4 роки тому
SCP???
@giantpinkcat 3 роки тому
I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire. He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.
@hobihobihobi941 3 роки тому
Same
@chrissyakaweeb5617 3 роки тому
I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.
@gagetaylor192 2 роки тому
@@chrissyakaweeb5617 A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.
@petricaleksa 2 роки тому
@@chrissyakaweeb5617 having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol
@xsevkollider7143 2 роки тому
@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner
@mayochup Рік тому
Fun Fact that was probably already stated somewhere in the comments: The Witch, Tank, and Boomer from Left 4 Dead can bee seen in the cube scene, as there was a dlc that was going to be released for L4D that had you playing in the universe of Cabin in the Woods. However, MGM went bankrupt and fucked shit up
@Mahjix1 4 роки тому
Everyone else: Jewel is cute Me: Jewel was the yellow ranger
@drake_6954 4 роки тому
Dat_ace0606 she’s the yellow ranger from jungle fury
@JohnDoe-vn1we 4 роки тому
Lame meme is lame.
@stevethea5250 4 роки тому
@@drake_6954 whos jule? timestamp?
@ManWithAMask_ 4 роки тому
Why is this reuploaded?
@tychenofficial 4 роки тому
Noobmaster69 omg... tell me why I’m only just now putting two and two together 😭
@ahmari2518 4 роки тому
20:50 “They did say they wanted monsters” *Almost everyone liked that*
@johntrimarche4353 4 роки тому
key word almost
@curtistanner4830 4 роки тому
YES
@sammcneillmckinnell5003 4 роки тому
@@johntrimarche4353 almost, unfortunately. If only everyone could agree about that certain subject.
@bebble985 4 роки тому
Haha
@eoinreen8808 4 роки тому
the only people who didn't like that were ACTUAL CLANSMEN
@camerondodge2070 Рік тому
See, not counting the whole Earth is how we end up with "Dude Bro Party Massacre 3" as the eternal Kill Count champion.
@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Рік тому
There's other movies with a higher count. Robot Monster, a movie from the 50s, beats DBPMIII.
@DJFVLL0UT 9 місяців тому
This is one of my all time favorite movies as it reminds me heavily of the old school Evil Dead series. It also explains so much of the Horror Genre as a whole. Its a pretty fun movie to watch.
@emeraldwolfgaming9091 4 роки тому
This movie is literally a messed up Scooby Doo episode Edit: I know everyone says this but thank you everyone for the likes
@ibrahimdon6801 4 роки тому
Which episode
@-CloClo- 4 роки тому
ibrahim don any episode
@davidharris3028 4 роки тому
Where's Scooby?
@quintonthedude8663 4 роки тому
Oh god you’re right
@DickEnchilada 4 роки тому
@@davidharris3028 he's the virgin
@CassReidIsSomeone 4 роки тому
Chris Hemsworth cussing out a stereotypical scary girl always gets me. Edit: being on patreon causes chaos below.
@Joe-bo2fv 4 роки тому
Why is this 13 hours old, this came out only a couple of hours ago
@Sergeantnumnutz 4 роки тому
@@Joe-bo2fv Every video this happens, he has a patreon people jesus.
@Hazyfernn12099 4 роки тому
Kylo Ren patreons
@babystunna8721 4 роки тому
Hi patereon
@MizantropMan 4 роки тому
Don't you mean Chris Youngsworth? Man, he's changed this past decade.
@mikehunt3530 8 місяців тому
the vfx team went so hard on that elevator scene, such a good looking piece of vfx omg
@gregorysmull8068 2 місяці тому
This is a great film which had a lot of positives. Very clever writing and plot, good cast including a-list stars, surprising and pleasing plot twists, lots of humor, and good special effects. My favorite part is getting to see all of the monsters that were shown on the white board in action later turned against their sadistic captors.
@boudro.9000 3 роки тому
the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome
@ElevatedOak 3 роки тому
It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome
@HarpytheHarpseal 3 роки тому
They die at the end tho
@datboi1861 3 роки тому
@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi
@lordbanetheplayer8844 3 роки тому
And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.
@gameboy3d943 3 роки тому
And it gave us a meme.
@tristanwalhain8601 4 роки тому
I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here
@alesiagivens5657 4 роки тому
True
@CG-rl8wx 4 роки тому
Yes. Also where's there teacher?
@tylerjames1960 4 роки тому
Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go
@squip9260 4 роки тому
@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment
@jaydarichmond8878 4 роки тому
I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves
@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 7 місяців тому
“Hey David we need a big bag of guts!” 😂
@jacqueslorenzen7126 3 місяці тому
This particular Kill Count is definitely one of my comfort watches and whenever James refers to Dana and Marty as "siblings", I absolutely lose it 😂😂😂
@axryry9781 4 роки тому
It’s so weird hearing Chris Hemsworth not talking in his Thor accent..
@jenlmason71 4 роки тому
He kinda is
@tatemarlowe 4 роки тому
Just as weird as seeing Chris Evans in Knives Out
@sasquatchbong955 4 роки тому
ya mean australian accent? Lol
@anubis4032 4 роки тому
@@sasquatchbong955 no Thor accent 😾
@sasquatchbong955 4 роки тому
@@anubis4032 I can’t tell if you’re being serious or just joking, but either way… why use a cat emoji???
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