Technoblade your dogs cute

L

Bald techno

yare yare

oh no.

who is ranbo

a member of the dream smp

@@veckstocks9710 another Minecraft streamer/UKpostsr

The whole thing isn’t even cool. To speak enderman you just scream for like 10 seconds

Oh yeah...

Lol

@Kevin Dullack F for our fallen comrade

Rip

@@chuichiro0062 F

@@chuichiro0062 f

He passed away sad

More like the art of potatos

or potato war

​@@GalaxyEditsandChess we know

@@user-bacblone it was months ago

That's why in part 2 Techno says things like "you're not pulling a foogle on me" and "you're partially forgiven for your crimes"

69 Likes (:

@@JesusFreak98 Foogle lore

foogle best side character

Lol

and he *s t i l l* lost the potato war technoblade never dies

Technoblade never loses! Oh yeaa

But technoblade does not lose

@@sy.Kona. TECHNOOOO BLAADE NEVVVA DIES

@@pjvallestero788 yasss

timestamp?

@@pilphantom 4:24

Skeppy

Yes

Cberbully techno

U forgot the ending

U forgot the ending

U forgot the ending

U forgot the ending

rest in peace

He dropped out

@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh

@@irishchriswolf1284 It's a joke.

@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh

@@irishchriswolf1284 bruh

hopefully this video will get enough views to offset the potato expenses

lmao

oh hi

Nice

TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES!

"inconvenenced"

Um, excuse you. He wasn't "slightly" inconvenienced, he was "mildly" inconvenienced. Get it right! (I'm joking btw, lol)

Thank god he's a pig mot a human (thats a joke btw)

@@catriverr 😐

@@catriverr he spelled every thing right lol

The killer of orphans jesus what is that man

*Very manly*

@Hatsumi Nakano that's true

Yeah, like Hades's dog is named cerberus, which translates into "Spot"

@Eugene Crabs08 this channel is just his gaming channel

that aged *baldy*

Ethananimatez hi big fan

Idk who you are You seem irrelevant But... OH MY GOSH VERIFIED DUDE IM A FAAAN AYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAY SHOUT ME OUT

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

big sad

Jup lol

begone

Lol hello

k

Kk

balddeo

I totally agree, I’ve been rewatching all of his videos and I’ve had lots of laughs :) Technoblade never dies

Yea

sun tzu: The art of war

@@hakiminordin2975 the spelling is fantastic keep up the good work

I saw "son zou" the other day

@@ThaneKyrell pain

Is that a jojo reference?

me: ???

The perfect blend of attack and defense

No one has ever escaped it

I was like #666

why has no one replied to ur comment

Shhhhhh he dropped out

@@wispern4607 dropped out of english and picked up party games 1!!!

@@PlushChi then stole Christmas presents from orphans on those party games.

YoOoOo iTs TrUe

Techno: what who... *it was me DIO*

is that a jojo reference!?

@@aokifuuu263 mabey

@@matthewgiang8400 hate to be that guy but, _Maybe*_

@@matthewgiang8400 not u the orig comment lmao but sure thx for the answer :P

1M subs with no videos challenge it was hascox

Lol. I spent like 5 minutes going frame by frame trying to see who it was

It was Deo.

bookle no it wasnt

It was a creature of a human being.. named "lifetimes"

Where? Time stamp?

Nvm found it

Wait what

Pls tell me I don’t understand

@@kenokitten2634 a person called foogle declined the trade for superior boots in this video. In the potato war video techno was trading stuff for enchanted mutton, he traded foogle like in the previous video but he didn't troll him

*oh no*

THAT GET DESTROYED

@@rogue_myster4705 R.I.P.

Didn't know that technoblade was Chinese

@@nifty1972 the sharpest knife in skyblock

Little did techno know it was a bait

@@viveksharma6000 yeah lol

Is That A JojO rEfERENcE

@@tiky4796 jojo sUcKs

Nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod

thats so wrong but so funny,

Against a squid man

those*

hey there are FUMING POTATO BOOKS LOL

@Mikayel Flynn MHM in dungeons there are fuming which are 10 times.the price

@@MrCrazy-td8ym The dungeons weren't out during the potato war

Actually you can see foogle way back, from the old days when techno uploaded. Im preety sure he is a channel member

@@alex2005z indeed

Well techno did say "you are parshily forgiven for your past CRIMES. Meaning it not the only thing hes done.

@@alex2005z well it is a joke

i believe it was from the dragon video, cuz he got trolled by the boots by foogle

sorry to break it to you, but hes dead

@@kermitgaming7000 I know that it is, that's just something he used to say when he was alive

@@TafieHttyd i was just stating something, you didnt actually have to reply and waste breath on a dumbass like me on the internet, jeez

@@kermitgaming7000 so was I, you aren't a dumbass I didn't mean to hurt you in any way, sorry if it came off as rude I know you had good intentions

@@kermitgaming7000 technoblade never died he is always with us

+1

No FreeCats +1

Boop +1

upvoted

+1

The intro was sad

And happy at the same time actually

Sad intro

What was that intro

@@leogehret2588 technointro :D

*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

*W E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*

a

DansuPotat a

a

Rip me- died from laughter

@@Alvionalx you really just commented "a" 3 times huh

A lil early

hotshotj6 is an idiot, but not compared to technoblade

@@gierr9812 yes that's why techno would take revenge on squid

Nah, its somebody called "lifetimess" or something. I HAD TO GET THE PERFECT FRAME TO CONFIRM THIS.

I still don't get why he got the dogs

meat stick what

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*pulls out meat scepter*

@@polarbagel675 oh shi-

It's more of a meat "rapier" if you know what i- wait no that can be interpreted in too Many ways

i think we all need a hug after what happened

@@sofiafontes4741 nah I need a bed and me crying myself to sleep

Lucky

can i have a hug techno?

@@NotLucas__ im sorry but he died. YOU COULD STILL MEET HIM IN HEAVEN FIGHTIN JESUS AND GOD THO

2020 dungeons

Roger no

He spent like 3 months between the video before potato war 3 and potato war 3 farming potatoes

Massive upgrade over the years

2020 farming potato and dream smp

LETS GO JOJO

Also can be made an scp firmat

SCP-9712 "Worst. Co-op. Ever. " Object class: Apollyon Special containment procedures: Due to the nature of the object, no containment is possible. All personel must ensure that the Foundation's bank account never exceeds 50 milion [REDACTED]. Description: SCP-9712-1 is a humanoid entity that manifests whenever more than 50 milion [REDACTED] exist within a 1 (one) cubic meter area. Upon manifestation, SCP-9712-1 will instantly store the stolen [REDACTED] in [DATA EXPUNGED], and then proceed to do one of two things: -Run towards the nearest cliff and jump off of it, disappearing in the process, leaving behind half of the [REDACTED] taken. -Run to SCP-9712-2 and proceed to buy the most worthless item it can find for the largest amount of [REDACTED] possible. All attempts to subdue the entity have failed consistently. No action is to be taken when the object is breaching to avoid wasting resources. SCP-9712-2 is an anomalous building that has a 50% chance of appearing 3km off of any Foundation site where SCP-9712-1 manifests. At first glance, it looks like an abandoned warehouse covering roughly 20 (twenty) kilometers squared. However, the moment -1 approaches, -2 will start to change it's appearance to that of an auction house. Despite no signs of any activity in the area, the electronic displays mounted inside -2 show items that are up for auction at the time. These items range from luminescent potatoes to armour that was, supposedly, made out of "dragon scales". Next to the displays is a machine that accepts [REDACTED] as payment, and that has a terminal attached letting users bid on any items currently up for auction. When -1 completes the transaction, -2 disappears. SCP-9712-3 is a humanoid pig wearing a white T-shirt, black pants, a red cape and a golden crown embedded with innumerable gemstones of unknown origin. Whenever SCP-9712-1 manifests, -3 will do so as well, and after standing still for a few seconds while looking around in confusion, will begin a loud vocalization. While it is not harmful, it's range is estimated to be in the thousands of kilometers squared. Addendum 1: Transcript of -3's speech: "...What. ERGH? NO! NOOO! GET BACK HERE! *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!* "

Perfection

Is this a jojo referrence

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

You see this is like the sad backstory of the main character

Yes

@@kittycorndreams1177 *SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*

You are broken

Where do Piglins fit into this

@@rosesnviolets7444 No clue

@@corvusgaming2379 I feel like they’re somewhere in between Techno and the pig minions

@RedNBlueXD No, the piglins are the upper class, the pig minions are the worker/lower class while the normal pigs are peasants or slaves that are killed so they can contribute to the Pig Lord Techno.

@@corvusgaming2379 How about zombified piglins and zombie pigmen?

“Are you ok?” **Shakes head** “Do you need a hug?” **Nods**

@@aace7750 "ok ill give u a hug" *AAAAAAAAA-*

yes it is so wholesome

Lol

oof

NO KIDDING!

Wait, which one for which one

@@mohammednajl5950 Yes.

I'm sure technoblade would genuinely like that joke if he would've saw it

@@KristorTheOne agreed

based

The Proletariat: spend hours of grinding to get lapis-lazuli armour despite it being a minimal increase The Bourgeoisie: run around one-shotting zealots with a maxed Midas sword that took them months to get The Aristocracy: run around in sponge armour with a maxed Midas sword while also owning multiple sets of maxed Speedster, Mastiff, Superior, Ultimate and Elegant they got from handouts from their guild

200 th like

Lol

I know how it's pronounced but I read it as boar geo e ose

yes.

F to techno

ight*

that floof ball is cute

@@nathanquoin i commented the same thing 2 minutes after the vid came out and got 2 likes

true

😆

Don’t worry guys and also wow you are bad at this game are up there 2

@@Enjinercraft 🗿

Its like 4 coins now wdym

You mean 4 millions coins? Bruh I see like the cheapest at the auction is like 2m, what auction do you go to? I need to know

@@ri1514 lowest aotd on BIN is 1.3m, lowest full enchanted one is 1.4m. Theres one with hpb and partially enchanted for 1.5m. 4 coins is an exaggeration to say that its cheap af, especially for such a good sword.

Welp I guess I’m just a dumbass

@@ri1514 1mil is nothing

Also,he was talking about real life while playing a video game,now that is why I like techno.He was spitting facts that can't be denied.

It was 😂

i played it 4 times cuz of how funny it was

Ok

That’s a lot of likes. Didn’t expect that!!!

i agree

DoodleMeister1 you feel my pain

The Natetastic it got so much worse lol

Frozen scythe and bongo staff

zealots are annoying as hell if you two shot them, cause they start hitting back and then some fs/eb nerd shoots it

Anyone able to convince me to grind zealots because I genuinely don’t think it’s good for making money anymore that so many people are farming them

@@WaterHexle r/wooosh u didint. Get the joke.

@@danielsousa9376 congratulations! You have reddit!

@Skrategic ok child

_GOODBYE __-JOJO-__ MONEY_

@@danielsousa9376 He did get the joke, but he was just correcting it from deo to dio. Seems like you have less iq than the average middle schooler :/

Jojo reference xd

*holds flower minion*

Is that a god damn jojo reference?

A man of culture I see

TIMEDEO! Oh? You’re approaching the bank? Instead of screaming at me, you’re coming right to the money deposit? Even though our other coop members told you it was muda muda muda, like students desperately trying to finish the exam before the bell rings? I can’t withdraw the money before you if i don’t get closer. Oh ho! Then come as close as you like, as i use my tryhard powers to go at 90mph. *menacingly walks to the bank*

467 likes and no comments? let me fix that.

Same

Not sure why

Yup

@@fireflymiesumae needed a hug obviously

Im better sven

Sven the dog no u is bad u is fake

mach three

sorry to break it to you but its not an ender defender, its an obsidian defender

nah he hugged him but the obsidian defender had the virus

heres the timestamp btw 7:14

@@krayzeekat7279 L

@@krayzeekat7279 L

*have turned*

ryftE looks like the shoes on the other side

Half-Baked don’t u mean turned have?

Blood for the blood god...

Raymond Bian unless he changed his sneak hotkey to something else

first name last name Or you know he turned off the sticky keys notifications

or just disabled sticky keys i did that

And i thought it was for the music rhythm.

I sneak on ctrl and run on shift... People would have serious problems playing skywars on my computer xD

There can only be one

Mining your family for content

A battle hardened warrior

A small price to pay for salvation.

No it's his slaves

@@ppslayergod69xd96 Khan : Did anyone say *MILLIONS*

stalin would work better than hitler

Also, according to Hitler, the people he killed weren’t “his own kind”

Physics lol his grandpa was Jewish

He wanted to make the Jew sword

ITS BILLIONS

*lifetimes kills them all*

after a lifetime of collecting technoblade has gotten a hundred dogs and watched as a player kills them all

THEY'RE WOLVES GODDAMNIT