The Dutch Are The Worst Europeans - Stand Up Comedy - Geoffrey Asmus
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17 днів томуHere is a video compilation from my legendary show in Amsterdam. I brutally mock the embarrassing Dutch military and spread American imperialism in this soon to be viral clip.
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@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
If you like this, come see me on tour - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11 Upcoming shows in Houston, NYC, New Jersey, Portland, Las Vegas, Montreal, Ottawa, Connecticut, Toronto and so many more unfortunately. Or Sign up for my email list to find when I'm performing near you - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@kenpachikiking6179 15 днів тому
Do you ever hit Buffalo?
@biuliu7157 15 днів тому
Bros on the grind!!
@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
@@kenpachikiking6179 absolutely. Was there last summer. I’ll be back in the fall. Sign up for the email list above and I’ll let you know when I’m back
@gillesa630 15 днів тому
I'm buying two tickets to your Toronto show! And I'll tell a bunch of people about it. Don't quit comedy yet, give it at least a couple more years. You are hilarious and I think you're starting to really gain traction!
@1980HiphopFunk 14 днів тому
Loved the outro!! Shame i missed the show, i would be the best heckler .
@daratencion3845 15 днів тому
" I don't have to be funny, you guys take breaks at your job too " spit take hilarious Geoffrey ! Thank you 😂
@CyrixD2 14 днів тому
Such a good line! Could make a whole bit around it
@geekofsteal 15 днів тому
"HEY! Vicar is OUR word. You can only say 'Vicah', if we think you're cool."
@pnwesty7174 14 днів тому
"Mine's like a half gin and tonic." 😂😂😂😂 These Europe clips are fucking killing it.
@jwvandegronden 15 днів тому
I feel some fucked up pride I'm Dutch watching this. being destroyed by the best comic who thinks this was his best work! YEAH!! Great work man, loved it, so cool you came here. We have a long standing comedy tradition and already for decades also quench our thirst for comedy on all the American and English comics who frequent our comedy hot-spots! Please return as often as you can!
@ceiteach2333 15 днів тому
Hey Geoffrey, just wanted to say I was at your Dublin show and it was my first comedy show. It was a cracking night and hope to see you back in Ireland again ❤🙏
@gillesa630 15 днів тому
wow you're lucky to have that as your first show
@bwalster 14 днів тому
You saw the greatest living white comedian for your first show??? Might as well gouge your eyes and ears bc you've seen the top of the mountain.
@saszablaze1 7 днів тому
Omg a full tour?! When was this?! Are these old vidros from months ago?! I looked on his website when saw germany and all the dates were american. Grrrrr
@SungurEge 15 днів тому
I cannot believe that I was there, it was a 10/10 show from material to crowd work, and we got to chat with you too, which made it extra special! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥🔥 Cannot wait to see you again in Europe, brother!
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276 13 днів тому
The best ambassador we could ask for.
@psicobassmanecdqemsd 15 днів тому
Wow. This alpha comedian totally destroyed that Dutch crowd.
@Jeroenhermanjan 6 днів тому
I don’t think destroyed it was really funny and good! Why get angry about it?
@davidstarreveld8598 2 дні тому
@@JeroenhermanjanHe is really angry and totally not sarcastic
@13loodLust 15 днів тому
The meta commentary on your own set really makes the set. Brilliant.
@Sisterlisk 13 днів тому
It's the best
@ScottDincorn 15 днів тому
Multi-passionate, multi-talented. Truly a master of his craft
@OmarMunoz 15 днів тому
The term "vicar" originates from the Latin word "vicarius," which means a substitute or deputy. The Latin root is reflective of the vicar's role in the church as a representative or deputy of a higher church authority, often a bishop. "I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she aint hanging with no broke Vicars"
@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
Hahaha
@elijahdixon2352 15 днів тому
This guys crowd work is so good. Ill have to come watch you live. Great work!
@elijahdixon2352 15 днів тому
Just checked your website. Awesome to see you're coming to Bentonville AR! I'll see you there, Phillip
@billtoll 15 днів тому
"work for Nickelodeon" quick as fuck...
@kenpachikiking6179 15 днів тому
How are more people not watching you?!! You should have a few mil in subs
@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
It ain’t a meritocracy 😢
@SungurEge 15 днів тому
They cant handle the ALPHA!! 😤😤😤
@gillesa630 15 днів тому
@@GeoffreyAsmus It's coming. Suck whoever's dick you gotta suck, do all the podcasts you can possibly do. And give it time, it will happen. You will do an arena tour one day.
@pannonianbrute 22 години тому
Of course it is, noone’s holding a gun to our head and making us watch better comics, you just ain’t no Bill Burr yet (or Maniscalco, Chapelle, Jeffries, Russel Peters, Kevin Bridges or even Tim Dillon)…but I’m sure you’ll get there, you’re hungry enough. Helps if you know a bit about the places and people you’re shitting on, though, makes for better comedy. Especially when the Dutch open themselves up to as much ridicule as they do… you just gotta dig a bit deeper.🤷♂️
@BelovedNL 15 днів тому
I pretty much laughed for 1,5 hours straight, amazing show!
@jeremyellis7364 14 днів тому
Nickelodeon joke was lightning fast😂
@LeagueCoach66 15 днів тому
Never have I laughed harder at a comedy clip as this xDD
@Slamolo 15 днів тому
Too generous with us fans, thanks for the vids
@lilywithluggage 14 днів тому
I was so happy to see you live at this show! Legendary set! ❤
@elishamorgan 13 днів тому
I think it's awesome that you've been doing shows abroad. Your crowd work is snappy and genius. Always get a good laugh
@TylerSmithMusic1 15 днів тому
I hope you’re enjoying your travels man! You’re the GOAT
@eldormido8a 15 днів тому
Hello Señor Asmus, your content is great and hilarious. Thank you for continuously sharing your crowd work and being so quick and witty. I hope nothing but success and seeing you achieve your goals! You remind me of banter a few friends and I shared for many years. Greetings from Alaska!
@caseyfreelove4458 14 днів тому
This one was a banger Geoff! Thanks for the laughs, hope you make it back to NorCal soon so we can see you live.
@nothing55rk 14 днів тому
You truly make me laugh man, thank you!!
@KidontheSlope 15 днів тому
Loving the tour Geoffrey!
@anywallsocket 14 днів тому
Dam Geo's getting better and better with all this challenging practice
@slayasloth 11 днів тому
I’m so proud of you for getting better at guitar. Keep it up mahn
@NightOfCrystals 13 днів тому
I had to miss your Portland, Maine, show to see the total eclipse but if you come back I’ll be there (can catch you if you are back in Boston too) this slapped!!
@GeoffreyAsmus 12 днів тому
how dare you skip my show for a once in a lifetime celestial event. I love boston and maine though. I come back every year. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when i return - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@stickytourbus 14 днів тому
*I’m touring everywhere…sigh…* _Man, I can relate to that._ People never see the “glory and glamour” behind the glitter is what we used to say. Life on the road in the entertainment business is not for the weak of heart. It’s tough. Enjoy it while you have it brother. Someday, you’ll be old like me and fade into irrelevance. Dreaming of the stage. The only place I’ve ever felt alive.
@kriscamps1799 15 днів тому
You're killing it Geoffrey!
@AweSomo84 14 днів тому
I love your standups man
@mattgiant8836 6 днів тому
Oh you're a soldier.." (silence) "They don't clap for that in the Netherlands" hahaha so true
@russ_garcia 14 днів тому
Dude you’re freaking hilarious. Keep it going!
@irmakaneli 11 днів тому
Great stuff!
@robyee3325 14 днів тому
This was great!
@gitsmaberry5329 14 днів тому
Great show at Go Bananas last night!!! Have a great show at The Sphere!!
@robertolunajr1957 14 днів тому
Dude you’re dope! I’ll see you live one day if you ever make it out to Texas
@AasilImran-pd7xp 12 днів тому
Can't wait to see you in Toronto
@artistsean5817 15 днів тому
i love you buddy, im a big fan. much love and respect. i hope you are doing good
@callumweimer711 3 дні тому
It's me! I'm Callum! Dont think Ive ever laughed harder than at this show!
@GeoffreyAsmus 3 дні тому
hellll yea. such a fun one
@jeffparisse4202 15 днів тому
The Dutch know everything! That’s the vibe I got when I went there for two week of work. See ya May 3rd!
@davidarellano870 15 днів тому
Crowd work master
@badonkadonks 14 днів тому
word around the St is if Geoff played a different guitar from his collection every video, it would make viewers more likely to sub, comment, share and buy a ticket
@abfleks 14 днів тому
SO GOOD
@PapaWolfDogZeus 13 днів тому
Light work
@spencerj4677 14 днів тому
Making minnesota proud my friend!
@mobucks555 13 днів тому
yup SUBBED you roasted them!
@djguydan 15 днів тому
Oof I need to lay off on the G&Ts ...
@WO0Odzy 12 днів тому
Just noticed I missed your Paris date. FCK ME. Love your stuff man, consistently hilarious
@GeoffreyAsmus 12 днів тому
Oh daaamn. I’ll be back. Paris was so fun. sign up for my dumb email list so you don’t miss tickets next time - eepurl.com/h_HMIX
@johnburke8375 14 днів тому
Commenting for the algorithm
@bobbyzeeez8813 15 днів тому
Third Round 🤣
@TheZoePath 15 днів тому
Bro, you are too good at this! 🔥💪🏼🔥 But why is the recording quality of your YT videos always so bad?
@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
This one was far too DIY. The next few will be much higher quality
@bwalster 14 днів тому
The 👑 King 👑 of crowdwork
@dorinc5263 12 днів тому
Nick working for Nickelodeon is pure genius...
@oppositeofh8 15 днів тому
absolute brilliance. 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5 😹😹😹😹😹 5/5
@djglander2622 13 днів тому
I’d wager there’s a pretty good chance Tito’s first sip of alcohol was straight Tito’s vodka. That’s my dream
@philsidock 4 дні тому
Phillip's dad's title ends with a soft "A"
@elzurdico851 14 днів тому
you're good man
@dimitrigerman8376 15 днів тому
Three minutes in and it’s ripping harder than a Beyblade
@jasonmcduffie3186 15 днів тому
Funniest man alive.
@modernserf2020 14 днів тому
Damn this kills.
@SeorkMaxx 14 днів тому
Damn, missed you, but at least Utrecht was presented, hope to see you soon stroopwafel 😂
@tameshewolf 14 днів тому
You the best!
@travisforet1447 15 днів тому
When are you coming to Houston?
@GeoffreyAsmus 15 днів тому
I’m literally there in two weeks. Buy tix here - linktr.ee/Geoffreyatm11
@travisforet1447 15 днів тому
Ok, hell yes dude. Fingers crossed I make it.
@gillesa630 15 днів тому
@@travisforet1447 it's not up to chance if you just buy the tickets...
@travisforet1447 14 днів тому
@@gillesa630 just got 2 for the 11th. See you then.
@sinclair00 15 днів тому
Please have my comment. Love from Scotland
@borat6363 14 днів тому
The Nickelodeon riff is undefeated
@ianmackinlay8925 15 днів тому
Nice
@SailorGreenTea 15 днів тому
13:24, not Kitimat-Stikine
@trevorthegreat 15 днів тому
Hi Geoffrey, excited for Ottawa show this summer. Destroy us libs
@jrockthecasbah 14 днів тому
The Amsterdam Alpha does it again, thanks for the laughs.
@funnytastingmilk 14 днів тому
Wait when was this filmed???
@GeoffreyAsmus 14 днів тому
Like a month ago
@leem9327 14 днів тому
You knew we were there 🙄🎸😅 Can't wait for ottawa show... basically an ALPHA-CON
@nickwilliams7511 13 днів тому
Half a Tito’s and Sprite could make you take Tito home for the night
@judeau9151 14 днів тому
I’m too broke to support you in any way that actually matters, but here’s a +👍🏼
@ConanDuke 11 днів тому
Crowd work with the greatest Soviet leader of the 20th Century.
@MarlowWhere 14 днів тому
Geoff you seem like a great guy to just hug as hard as possible while crying. Youre crying not me.
@frederickdelius1106 14 днів тому
After that ill never watch a stand clip ever again.... Because i died of laughter.... ...nope wasnt anymore
@jakemertz2660 13 днів тому
You rule good sir
@Mdjagg 14 днів тому
We don't have roads because of you, Tito!
@pnwesty7174 14 днів тому
"What CNN?" 😅
@berniepina860 14 днів тому
I work for myself hahaha
@Ndo01 15 днів тому
funny af
@jawharp9467 15 днів тому
What do you get when you cross a Dutchman with a comedian? A funny-herring!
@smtsjhr 15 днів тому
u look emo on the guitar hehe
@TheTexican05 14 днів тому
Geoff supporting our troops and veterans one riff at a time… 😆 👏 🇺🇸 #Tito
@MichaelGalt 14 днів тому
This guy 😂😂
@UDIHQ 15 днів тому
*claps* per @13:19 My attic is cut off from anyone but me. She can go to the shed.
@user-fs9ln4eo9l 13 днів тому
The best
@herpderp4073 14 днів тому
Duration 13:37. Truly alpha all around, there’s no 2nd best
@gillesa630 15 днів тому
I only commented to prove I'm better than the Nazis, and I'm glad I did because I learned you're coming to my city. Can't wait!
@dru4670 14 днів тому
Groningen is one of the cities of all time😂
@gentlemanjim480 9 днів тому
It's weird how he obsessively repeats Tito's name
@pither1243 15 днів тому
Damn
@judeau9151 14 днів тому
you remind me of a Old Navy mannequin. In a good way.
@andrea_7194 10 днів тому
Will you come to Italy? Not promising I'll buy a ticket tho 🤑
@GeoffreyAsmus 5 днів тому
Fine I will go there
@andydhillon1977 15 днів тому
Might you be looking for an Indian sidekick? If so, hit me up! Just a heads-up, i dont have an Indian accent though. Deal-breaker?
@wizkeyjack 14 днів тому
lol cool
@seanpennhauer9133 14 днів тому
I love your fucked up vibe, please come back to europe asap
@randoru1871 14 днів тому
😂😂😂😂😂
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