Almost SOLD OUT of my new Sour Boys Candy!! 🙌🏻 y’all are awesome and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!! If you wanna grab it before it’s gone go to sour.gg/ 😜🍉❤️

“My name is Walter Gingerbreadman White” “If your seeing this tape, I’ve probably been murdered. By the muffin man.” Kris’ intros are always Wild.

I will do 1 Pushup for every like i get on this comment 💪🏻

“Throw your pasta at the wall to see if it sticks, to know when it’s ready”- KallmeKris Best advice I’ve heard in days

1:32: That's so relatable Kris. Anyone who messes with my dog, deserves EXACTLY what's coming to them! On the other hand, anyone who's nice to my dog or gets his approval is INSTANTLY ok in my book. 🐶

For those that didn't get it: Y= -x^2 (x squared) it's a function. When you draw it on the graph it looks like an upside down U with all of it below the x axis. It resembled the monument/statue that was behind the guy. Hope this helps :) love your videos Kris ❤❤

Do you guys still remember Kris with blonde hair?

My dad walked in while i was watching this and asked me why i was on the floor crying laughing. We love you Kris❤

6:33 I can't rn😂 she actually called it Friday Night At Freddy's🤣🤣

Kris: "I'm really loosing my sparkle in this video." Kris never looses her sparkle no matter what she does. Never seen someone with a more unique and fun personality than Kris.

5:02 "You could be like 8 or 18, I don't really know the difference" -Kallmekris, 2024

Whenever Kris laughs, it makes me smile so much. I honestly don’t know why?

6:37 "the Friday night at Freddy's guy"💀🗿

8:15 I was waiting for "GathEr roUnd bEcauSe nOw is krIs reAdS ScreEns"😂

10:40 that video has layers, complexity, plot twists. It’s basically a movie now

The "Rut Raggy, rime a rassist" 😅😅😅 Those glasses make you look like David Kuresh from the film they made about Waco lol

“MUFFEN MAN” KILLED ME

“The muffin man has been making a bakery meth lab” had me dying laughing I love you so much Kris

“Make it Fiji!” That shit was gold.😂

Seeing Kris take on some of Caleb’s mannerisms and vice versa is so cute 🥺❤️

Who else loves when Kris compliments us? Ur amazing Kris, keep SLAYING QUEEN 👑 we love u ❤️

Let's just appreciate how kris makes up the most random compliments that still make us feel pretty

Not her thinking that 2:14 was “sound advice for the first time” when she literally just got all the Italians mad at her 😂🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

I am also always in fear of my impending doom. I am scared of lighting, earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, the list goes on and on. Love you KMK!

You were really fortunate to find Jay. What a phenomenal editor. We love you, Jay!

Native Texan here! Storms on the Plains are so incredible you don't care if they can kill you, that's really why we're all on the porch filming it!

it wasn’t just me who high fives kris when she was talking about worrying and impending doom right? *laughs nervously*

I love that I get to come back from a retreat to this! Thank you Kris!!!!

Not me cackling rolling around on the floor and crying at the girl falling down the stairs😂😂

Kris is so amazing and her impression of the model was SPOT ON. We love you Kris!

0:33 That bit about the Muffin Man 😂 also could be a weird horror movie 🤔

I just wanna say that I really do appreciate you and I am so glad that you are on here to make everyone happy and smile and I’m glad you have TikTok. I am glad you exist so thank you for posting what you do.

Hi, I don't know if you will be able to read this (because I know there are thousands of comments) but I just wanted to tell you how much your content means to me. I had a really tough time lately (my father passed away 2 months ago) and I know it might sound stupid or childish, I don't know, but your videos are really helping me during this time. Your incredible positivity and those little complements are often making my day and make me happy even for a second. Even though I'm just another viewer hiding behind their profile picture, you're like a friend or a fun aunt who always brightens my day and helps me through tough times. That's why I just wanted to say that I really appreciate you just being there and creating those amazing videos and spreading positivity.

“Make it Fiji, cuz I don’t know” That was genuinely funny! Believe in yaself, Kris

Recently found this channel. She is exactly the right kind of crazy to enjoy watchng this. I almost regret not going outside and meeting people like this, but then I remember the inside is nice and people like this also don't go outside, so I stay inside and watch more of this.

I cannot tell you how happy it makes me to watch your content and get all your references because you and I are from the same generation and its not filled with stuff I don't get because I'm not like 14. 🤣 "We got cows..." sent me. Perfect placement! Also Jay doing Kevin's voice? So good! 💜

Can we just appreciate how Kris just heals my depression?

Me: I don’t even need therapy or anti-depressants I just watch Kris. My psychiatrist: … My Therapist: …

This was hysterical! when Kris started talking about things sticking to walls and how much she likes is, I immediately thought of the 'Sticky Gecko' episode of Bluey. Kris, you should watch it! its so cute!!! anyways thanks again for making my life a more welcoming and happy place and I love you!

Thank you for the laughs Kris, I needed them today.

Jay is the part of the fam now he's like the money relatives give in my asian household,never asked for but always appreciated love him and our aunty kris❤ 😊

I love how much stuff Kris does on her channel, it's almost like she aims to entertain everyone, which I love.❤ Also, Kevin is so precious I love him so much

12:09 I literally spit out my rice 😂

Kris never fails to make us laugh. 😂

Daddy longlegs depends on which creature we're talking about! If it's harvestmen, they have no venom. If it's cellar spiders they do have venom, but are disinclined to bite. Overall both varieties do not pose a threat to people, and are helpful in keeping down garden and house pests.

I like when kris compliments us. It really helps me with my self-esteem :)

The funniest content I have ever laid eyes on is Kris’s! 😂 We love you Kris! ❤❤

Kris compliments us all the time, so it's time for her to be complimented. Kris, you are beautiful and thank you for making content for everybody to enjoy.

The fact that me and my wife make the joke about the "we got cows" scene every time there's a tornado warning and that was the first thing y'all did too, is hilarious

I love kris' intros sm they r always so funny!! Love you sm!!

It's perfectly fine to occasionally tell your SO to "shut the fuck up" when they genuinely need to hear it, and when they say it to you, take it on board. Being blunt is sometimes the quickest and best way to let each other see when you're crossing a line - as long as both are aware of the intention and appreciate efficient communication.

As someone who grew up in the Midwest, tornados are something you don’t want to experience. Hopefully the weather will be perfect during your visit to Texas.

The only influencer who actually makes me feel okay about being weird😆 love you aunty kris😌❤️

I can’t lie, you’re probably one of the sweetest person on the internet. Starting off with some of the kindest words before the video even started

can't hate a chill kallmekriss vid

Kris- "You look like a snack today" Me- *literally having not showered in a week and currently living in my bed*

Kris, you're so pretty, so funny and such an inspiration to us all. Thank you. Can you please make a page-a-day calendar where every day we get a compliment from one of your videos? That would be the best way to wake up and would brighten all our days even when you don't post. We love you ❤

Hay kris. All spiders are venomous, poison is usually ingested (eat or drink), or absorbed into the skin while venom is injected, usually via fangs or stingers. Love the Chanel.

Needed some laughs rn, just got dumped and I lived him a lot ty for always bringing me joy kris, love you xx

"- The Muffinman ? -THE MUFFINMAN!!!!! *shouts in panic*" God I love that scene 😂

Kris thinks the best advice she’s given is to throw wet pasta at the wall

9:37 y = - x squared is the equation for a parabola similar to the one he pointed to behind him

THAT CANDY TASTE SO GOOD I ALMOST PASSED OUT LOVE IT AND YIU

It’s incredible how Kris consistently deliver humor that’s both smart and relatable. This video is a testament to your comedic genius.

lemme tell ya, as a native texan, one of my favorite movies is "twister," and we especially love quoting that scene XD "cow... 'nother cow..." in all seriousness i've lived here for 42 years and i've only actually been in one tornado and i was perfectly save in a building. that building was A HOSPITAL but still. pretty trippy to come outside and see pieces of the neighbors' roof on my car though.

Kris hair is always on point❤

I love this hannl! There's alot of content of different types, it's always fun to watch, interesting, funny, creative, and Kris you are a great vido creator, very intelligent, witty, funny, and cherry on the top, you are gorgeouswith a great personality and stylish, I love your eyes..

10:05 "That wasn't a good joke, was it?" Meanwhile I'm dying from laughter lol

We love when Kris posts

U make me smile an happy every day I watch you especially with the compliments at beginning it makes me smile so much bc u seem so genuine and nice abt it and make me laugh it’s hard to laugh lately bc my grandma passed away not long ago and struggling with it thank you!!! Kris I love you ❤❤

I will say… the weather in Texas is freakin crazy. I’m so excited to see you livin the Texas life!! I’m 38, I’ve spent almost all of my life here and I love it ❤❤❤

Jay speaking for Kevin was magical! 😂

The monument looks like the graph of "y=x^2" And yes I am THAT much of a nerd that I laughed at the joke

You look good as a red head, but I think you would look STUNNING with pastel pink hair!! I tried it and I personally love the results but I think with your white/porcelain like complexion. I think you would look really cute.🎀💗

thank you for what you said at 0:24 i need that

what happened at 8:09 its suppose to say kris reads screens only real fans would know or catch that

No but hearing Kris laugh literally makes me forget all the shit that’s going on so thanks for posting Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Kris has that late 70s schoolteacher vibe going on today. I dig it.

I'm so glad you sang "IT'S BEEN A WHILE"

i love the compliments so FREAKING MUCH they make me laugh and smile

Texas? You & Celina should do a show from the Black Swan Inn in San Antonio before it gets demolished! Its haunted by several ghosts, one being a bride, another is a man that will not let you into a closet where his supposed treasure is hidden, there is a figure of a woman that runs from the gazebo to the house, & it sits on a historic battlefield site, so there are also soldiers. They hold Halloween, Day of the Dead & Witching events, and there are also stories of time slips on the property. I have personally been witness to a time slip, more than 40 years ago in broad daylight, with several friends of mine, & have since met other people with almost the exact same experiences. Theres

What a beautiful shade of strawberry red, Kris's hair in this video, WOW!

I always wondered what I would be like if I grew up with siblings, if I would have been as weird and socially awkward now. But after watching your videos and knowing that you grew up with siblings, I see that having siblings wouldn't have changed a thing lol. Don't ever change Kris.

I think we can all agree that Kris just always makes us smile fr

You look like a gingerbread biscuit too Kris ❤️❤️ the hair adds that ✨spice✨

i think we can all agree that kris is the funniest content we've laid our eyes on

Kris, I live in southern SK, we get tornado warnings all summer. If one is supposed to be close, just go in the basement. That's the safest place during a tornado.

Kris is my favourite UKpostsr. The way she makes it seem as though she’s actually with us is so amazing

8:01 WHERE IS THE KRIS READS SCREENS INTRO?!

True facts about Kris according to this video 1. She knows the muffin man 2. She's secretly John Wick, I imagine she's disguised like the old pepsi commercials. 3. Tests spaghetti by using it as a projectile 4. Does a fantastic Christopher Walken Impression 5. Doesn't like maths

Daddy Longlegs are actually one of the most poisonous spiders in the world, their fangs just aren't strong enough to break through human skin. Trust me, I've been obsessed with spiders since grade 3 I know.

Kris’s compliments are *chefs kiss* they make my day so much brighter, she’s so unbelievably relatable and kind, we are so lucky to have kris, to make us laugh and smile and to warm out hearts, thank you so much kris for just being you

I love the way Kris did her makeup💗my shaky hands could never.

11:18 "I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet....no other reason..."

AHHH THE HAIR IT SLAYS SO HARD

“Friday Night at Freddy’s” is the best thing I’ve ever heard hands down

Jay is amazing! His editing blows me away every time. Chef’s kiss!

Kris, don't worry. I've lived in Texas my entire life and NEVER experienced a tornado. They are uncommon here, but Oklahoma has a ton of tornados.

love your content Kris

Best part of any Kris content is what she does in it. She could make a reaction on paint drying or grass growing and it still would be hilarious! A natural comedic talent to the core, noone delivers so consistently like Kris!