BAHAH I JUST GOT IT

Same xD I'm dying 😂😂

It's not true romance unless one of the two is terminally ill, after all

unironically a perfect shitpost and im so dissapointed it wasnt intended to be taken that way. I actually snorted cause it got me so off guard

SAMEE

LMAO

🤣

"If you die in Canada you die in real life"

Really I thought it was a month 😅

I still say this every now and then 😂 it's just too good

Same! I was just thinking "Well damn dude"

i mean…… can’t be single if you’re dead ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

@@charliem.1368 gives new meaning to “forever alone”

@A Hobbit Haha nice.

I havent been able to stop laughing at this exact thing for the last minute everything hurts

this is so inspirational i shed a tear

poetic af

Still haven't watched the video, I read "i love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else" and I'm honestly scared at how easily I read that and how possible is that I got it right

I continued reading comments, I got it right💀

As a dane i Can confirm

he is soulless

Lmao this actually made me laugh irl

this is so underrated-

lights are on but no one's home

He’s replaced the basic information in his brain with Game playbooks

This is such a good comment lol

Best example srsly. Just add skyrim music and he'll reach his true NPC level.

Don't share your password with other people if you don't want them in your account! Did you know you can press 'SPACE' to jump?

Get your sim out into the world by clicking on the phone to travel!

r/rareinsults

Literally ToT

Talking with a couple long-time friends rn and was wondering if they'd really be considered "friends" or it just, like *people I know and like*

​@@acekabogenfriends are quite literally people you know and like

@@foxbunsnot kidding this is kind of revolutionary thought to me…

@@carlyshea No but same, like I know that's true but I refuse to believe it because how can I be a well-liked person?? Impossible!

Inadvertently, are you hungry for this food I just cut to?

Omg

This is a top tier joke, how is this not top comment

@Gorou the other half of the joke is that superglue is toxic

Oop

@Gorou I thought this was the only way tbh

I for one welcome our Chad chad overlords

She’d be a good dictator, I’d support her.

soon she’ll have to fight the inventor of youtube himself, drew gooden

What do you mean? She owned everyone's channel first she just wanted to share

she has to collab with drew next...

Legit. “You’re it like other girls.” What’s wrong with other girls?

This made me laugh really hard with pizza in my mouth alone in my house

1 thru IV huh

Lmaooo, is this from some book or film or did you just make this up? Because this sounds hilarious, I love the vibe. Gobna save this as a guide anyway

bitches love nests

Oh don't forget to clear a seat on the ground if you want to be a real gentleman. (please look up birds of paradise cleaning it's gorgeous)

yeah 100%, when they showed the side-by-side videos at the beginning he was wearing the exact same hoodie with the hoodie strings in the exact same position in every single one

Thought this comment was about Jarvis himself and I was going to say with his output it's not very efficient for a farm lmao

What I hate about it is it isn't even faked eye contact. He watched himself on the mobile the whole time; said, "No notes!"; and just posted a bunch of them while ignoring autocowreck. He couldn't even be bothered to fake eye contact or set a timer for what he was trying to do. It's even more low effort than what people are giving him credit for.

I mean, if you think about it, he doesn’t talk or do anything, so he can just record a Huge amount of clips. You’re most likely correct. There’s a couple strings of videos where he’s just wearing the same clothes for a few videos then it changes when he recorded on a different day

I kinda want to compare if he reuses old videos, just switches the text.

Next she needs to collab with Drew Gooden and Charlie White

I hope she takes over every single channel. Not even commentary. Every single channel, completely unrelated but she still shows up.

@@sfooshy4517 she already did, she still needs to collab with Danny Gonzalez though

@@justagiraffe2868 she already did a video with Danny, not drew

@@golden5766 Nah, that was definitely Drew

Hagulslaggggggg Welk merk is de beste en welke smaak 🤨

wa

fr as a chad, chadchads gains have been v respectable💪😺🙀💦🥶😋

@@Meateater.7 chadlings*

@Kichi you said it before me but good job.

So close! I put but instead of because. Who even comes up with these acronyms💀

@@solangelo707 no clue 😑

But she doesn't know how-tooooo......................................

Me and my boyfriend got it so quickly and both of us were like wait are we all broken except Chad Chad

lol same I got that in like a second. I'm not broken I just have context.

you're so right tbh

this but half the shit on tumblr is screenshotted from reddit and twitter

@@pellaw8011 which is in turn screenshotted from another social media, thus the content Ouroboros continues

@@ashikjaman1940 "the content ouroboros" is an EXCELLENT name for it

sooo trueeee!

*YES!*

I'm not really

@@Teddy-mo9bn ok

Speak for yourself

truly

I'm not a violent person, but he's way too close to the camera and it triggers something primal in me that wants to see him get absolutely decked in the face

There's something so funny about his face and demeanor but if you look at it too long it becomes creepy then you look at it for even longer and it becomes funny again

Aw, come one man. It's just Jarvis.

I literally had to look away cuz it was creeping me out lol

@@EatinPaste LMAO

"I had no choice but to stan" - a stan reported

Meh

we Stan chad chad

We chad Stan stan

Chad Stan, we chad

If they’re in the mood for basic, food with little fiber, easy to eat food, they’re the one.

The real best generation, the tumblr one Rip the tumblr golden age

Doesn’t she mostly use wigs? And she didn’t get the long ass acronym one lmao

@@charlx8979 tumblr is making its comeback, its now one of the apps im most active on. we say the most UNHINGED stuff there its great

@@kaskaskas she sometimes uses wigs but in this vid it’s her real hair

​@@maryamiqb so it's as cringe as always, you know it's bad when Reddit is better. I hope you day you can grow up

"Oh lip biting is sexy? It'll be even Sexier if I can bite my CHIN"

the pov guy has a greater beard though clearly

Yeah, that's not a lip bite, that's trying to suck you own chin down your throat.

It's made of chocolate

@@superfan364 this is so funny omg

Isn't that concerning?/ref

Thats like… a third of the girls tho (and people in general)

Haha me too bestie 🫶🏻🙃

I'm not like other girls, I'm not a girl ✨

I'm not like other girls... I'm a boy

I'm not like other girls, I stare at a camera with no expression for 4 straight hours to make Tiktoks

AgaIN??

Jarvis channel banned

Tarvis and Jravis

@@sj-nf9qf What?

@@deereye87 i had a hard time reading both your username and the 3 words in your comment

petition for jarvis to legally change his name to jarjar

jarjar binks collab again

Jar Jar and Chadvis

Help I can’t stop laughing omg 😂

awhh

Thank you! That got me laughing for a good 5 minutes because I thought that was the punch line. I frankly put too much faith in that man to be intentionally funny.

i thought the exact same thing and i think that's why chad chad fucking lost it when she read "cancer(september)"

same! I also thought “it even specified the month in which it will happen!”

@@Ray_Vun I was worried for a sec that she was reacting badly to seeing it (her dad died of cancer last year), but am glad she rolled past it to "soon!"

I was literally so confused at first, cause I didn't make the connection with astrology until after. That was hilarious

Cw: British

@@jacobgasson8016 THIS MADE ME ABSOLUTELY CACKLE

Thanks for the warning. I was able to properly prepare by turning off the audio and getting off the video. Its scary how close I was to hearing a Brit.

Trigger warning: British person

I love British people I wish they were real!! :3

The worst book I've ever read was the dust bowl of the 1930s

omg same! but now i love my ibs because it makes me different 🥰 (satire lol)

U good?

​@@TheMarshmallowMushroomu good?

@@Br1anwastaken no

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom im so sorry, im here if u need someone to talk to!

Fr! We need more female commentators to take off. Most of them aren't nearly as famous as their male colleagues

@@ellietheunicorn7706 only one I can think of is sniperwolf, I wish I couldn’t think of that thing rn

I've watched her for a while and I'm glad she finally is getting more recognition

@@dreddf4235 courtreezy, not even Emily and Annamarie Forcino are all good ones

yeah chad chad has been here for a while ! it’s nice seeing her get recognition

I think we all expected it when Jarvis mentioned her in one of his videos, then again when she did a video with Danny.

@@pearlescentea Not to mention the Jarvis and Chad Chad collab on Chad Chad’s channel, collabs a lot of times go both ways, a vid for each channel

Not everyone

@@aeonjoey you've left like 100 hate comments, close the video and take a break my guy. The world doesn't revolve around you.

After this many collabs, I think I'm halfway expecting Chad Chad to pop out of nowhere every time I look over my shoulder

Thank you for this.

High fiving you through the internet

_sharts lovingly_

It actually means I Be Shittin’

@@pissapocalypse oh

i mean it could because cancer season is literally not september, scorpio season is not that soon?? maybe this is just an idiot though

I wish but I doubt he’s that smart

its not satire when its not clear if thats satire

yeah for sure

He seems like that guy who's always on his phone and says 2 words when you try to talk to them because head empty.

I'm only 13 and cringe when it happens 😭

wow thats impressive! youre blind and youre still able to enjoy videos and i love that. i wish you the best :)

I second this! I low vision and fatigue that makes it hard to read :))

Before anyone silly bothers her about it: screen readers and other blind tech ability exists, so yes blind people can use the internet

@@UKpostsSupportSucks yup

👈☝👊✊👋🤚✌👇👆👉🤘🤙🤟🙌🤲👉🤘✊🤙

she really do be leeching off other people

@@doinyourmom7236 Ah is that what we call collabs now. Hope every other commentary channel got the memo. 🙃

@@doinyourmom7236 but all of them collab with each other?? doesn’t that mean they’re all leeches

@@doinyourmom7236 she has literally only collabed with two people 💀💀 you realize there was a whole era of tons of youtubers making videos together??? and people still do it😭

@@doinyourmom7236 I was watching her way before she started collabing with people. Her channel grew hella fast and that’s because she’s funny and entertaining, this is a very dumb comment.

Really tho 😭

She said because lol

That quote would make for a lovely asexual shirt.

Ilysmbidkhtf

@@sunshinefine1886 yes

@@sunshinefine1886 was gonna say this

yessss representation

im a hot girl without stomach problems. i guess i am not really that hot 😤

my gf is a hot girl with stomach problems 🥰

im a girl with stomach problems, i hope im hot enough to qualify :(

@@emilymonahan5232 your profile picture tells me you absolutely are 10/10 hot girl stomach problems

Weirdly specific

Oh my god 😹😹

😆🤣🤣

She owns all of them now

i agree, however, travis johnson has some serious groundwork to do

Why would you want her to take over any channels other than her own?

@@aeonjoey it was a joke

"finally" as if it wasn't the fastest rise and takeover we've ever seen 😂

This is a really nice comment, love that you’re spreading positivity! Proper wholesome stuff

Same!

What does it mean? I've been sitting here for like 10 minutes trynna figure it out 💀

NEVERMIND I GOT IT Edit: I'm a fucking idiot he says it in the video omg 🧍

@@cazhmonii ilysmbidkhttybikylse= I love you so much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you love someone else Yeah he got it right

I mean, I'm surprised some people didn't get it instantly, it was kinda just using common sense to find out what word could go next

i was thinking about how the "toxic" stuff isn't necessarily toxic on its own, but can easily be used by abusive people to manipulate their victims like not instantly responding to texts by itself is no big deal, but it's something an abuser can weaponize to manipulate someone and make them feel unimportant or take advantage of their fears of abandonment to in order to keep them attached

Yeah I immediately recognized this as a POTENTIAL grooming tactic

@@finnbenham oh it definitely has been used as a grooming tactic

Yep, literally had what is now an ex use the whole "she's not like other girls" with one of his guy friends. He went on to explain that I cook him truffle burgers and gourmet dishes like that (I have known him for over 3 years at this point, so not inappropriate), and that I've paid for him when going out to eat (yes, I paid, only because I was hanging out with him at the time and I wanted to eat out). I immediately didn't feel good about him saying that at all about me, seeing how out of context it was. He also told me his friend had some look about me not doing enough for him. I let it play it though. And the guy I hung out with came back to tell me a few days later that I wasn't spending enough money on him. I hung up due to how grossed out with him I still am. Be wary, women, when guys say that cr@p. There's an agenda behind it more often than not.

these seemingly funny, lighthearted videos make me realise so much 😭 i had this guy who used to try and tell me how by not being with him, I'm loosing my ✨ sparkle ✨ and by not being with him, i mean, cheating on my partner. bc he doesn't want relationship, he wants to be my "secret" his words, not mine. 🥲

You just radiate good Vibes honestly

That does sound rather lovely, indeed.

holy shit yes

An unparalleled mood

How to get on reality TV!

I hope it's an ironical channel that ridicolizes channel like this that speak "facts" by writing actual facts

Seriously, why are so many people turning what could be text post images into videos? goddamn

Ite satire comedy so fucking clearly im sure he is just playing a character and it hilarious and these both are falling for it hook Line sinker

wow haha

and bandwidth!

Oh-

@@anonymousrando3380 Oof I felt that 😂

not just a personality, a SOUL. look in this guy's windows, the house is empty. it's JUST DUST

There also needs to be some form of thought behind them too. There are no thoughts behind those eyes, just the clanking monkey with cymbals.

@@Shadow-jg8nu This but the monkey is asleep

lmfao

💀💀💀

LMAO

How did you even reach that conclusion lmfao???

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Apart from his sister obviously.

@@protojayplays6169 NO

@@protojayplays6169 jfc

@@protojayplays6169 AYO

@@protojayplays6169 WHAT?

That’s what I was thinking tbh

Making a vampire: "forthe LOVE ofallthatisholy STOP FKING HISSING

Sims needs a stay the fuck still button during character creation

@@insertlaughter Making a werewolf: "YES AWOO I GET IT JC"

@@charlx8979 there's a mod for that i can look it up

Ikr like I’m trying to put a shirt on them and they keep waving at me

I genuinely think that is the strategy, because more views and runtime

How romantic, we met at the chemo ward in September

so romantic 😍

couple goallssss

gotta love a guy who makes me tea

@@thenetherbaddie9760 gotta love a guy who doesn’t make you a blood sacrifice

What if I don't like tea? :(

They did that in Doctor Strange 2's end credits

And the looney toons ending music

miranda priestly

Just “and that’s all.” In tiny white letters on a black screen lmao

"That's about it, see ya."

Dont know where you're looking I see more female commentary youtubers than male. But hey that doesnt fit your narrative.

@@protojayplays6169 It's hard to say. "I see more" isn't evidence, because of the personalized algorithm.

claiming commentary isn't male dominated is nothing short of goofy@@protojayplays6169

​@@protojayplays6169 the biggest commentary creators (other than chad chad) are danny drew, kurtis, jarvis, and cody, all men but hey, that doesnt fit your narrative

FunkyFrogBait is also rlly good!

So true. content.

Who's Gary Vee ?

@@aikotitilai3820 A podcast guy it’s all my dad listens to

@@carterhuh Who’s your dad ?

@@idxee my dads my dad

🤣

omg thats such a funny thing to visualise

Actually this makes sense, if someone is not respecting your space, rest, or relaxation you do build up resentment.

I haven't watched the video so I'm looking forward to the context.

🤣🤣🤣💀