The Merchant... #shorts SUBSCRIBE! Lots of uploads coming this year! Techno: @Technoblade BadBoyHalo: @thesaintsofgames Dream: @dream Technoblade visits a merchant with his helpful assistant...
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@queendomofkiki2 роки тому
I love how the fact that Dream is on a leash is not even remotely addressed 😂
@mythicry74472 роки тому
Oh, It is
@queendomofkiki2 роки тому
@@mythicry7447 Am I... missing something?
@kaboomgaming42552 роки тому
@@queendomofkiki read, like, half of the comments
@KingNedya2 роки тому
@@kaboomgaming4255 They're not talking about the comments, they're talking about how it isn't addressed within the video.
@itzyuzuruclips2 роки тому
Just noticed lmao
@sceptileswordsman71522 роки тому
This is what happens when Awesam takes a day off from the prison.
@MinePlayzX2 роки тому
Yep
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
hes not even in the video wtf
@rynads2 роки тому
@@FirstLast-nv7me exactly
@masochistz2 роки тому
@@FirstLast-nv7me that’s the point, he isn’t suppose to be-
@alyssa69182 роки тому
This actually made me laugh out loud haha
@TimeBucks2 роки тому
so nice to hear techno's voice again
@-JackFrost-2 роки тому
Yea
@TheHotBlade2 роки тому
"Yoooooooo."
@gabiegschannel23432 роки тому
IKR
@hewohewo55222 роки тому
I read teckno's voices organ XD
@aikokumi63012 роки тому
SAMEE
@ina27262 роки тому
Dreams acting was on point! Callahan would be proud
@semage42272 роки тому
Hi woman
@ina27262 роки тому
@@semage4227 hello human
@luckyqstar38732 роки тому
Nah
@Iblamekeoxy2 роки тому
@@ina2726 hello UKposts user
@lgnormalyay95142 роки тому
@@Iblamekeoxy hello person
@AnaKawaiiKitten2 роки тому
The fact that Techno’s fishing rod is attached to Dream concerns me
@BitMega2 роки тому
Dream lost a bet
@EduardoLaloSalamanca2 роки тому
They might have 1v1ed before
@charger63082 роки тому
Technos pet
@S0fizzy2 роки тому
@@charger6308 💀
@en4yyy2 роки тому
Dream=pet
@angelicdream7082 роки тому
I love how dream is just standing there leashed up throwing helmets. 😂😂😂
@adamantshadow77532 роки тому
Kinky
@rodelineanne44862 роки тому
@@adamantshadow7753 I beg ur pardon
@alicenotangel19232 роки тому
@@adamantshadow7753 no stop that really wasn’t necessary 🙂
@leesha_bee41912 роки тому
@@adamantshadow7753 Um I-. You need grass
@lemonweeb21552 роки тому
@@adamantshadow7753 ikr
@jewelialexi2 роки тому
love the fact that dream doesn't say a word and we straight up don't get an explanation for him being on a leash
@@raedbakeer8879 ok you are officially brainwashed
@LilithLorenz2 роки тому
Actually he's technos "helpful assistant" if you read the description lmao
@scrap68792 роки тому
@@raedbakeer8879 “Do you want to revolt”?
@runchel4944Рік тому
just hearing technos voice again makes me cry :(
@chelseaserioza33502 роки тому
That monotone 'yo' as he's killing Bad had me rolling.
@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil93462 роки тому
Same I literally was farting and bursting into tears lmao
@explodingpug87072 роки тому
@@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 do you fart whenever you laugh??
@kawiisakii69682 роки тому
ExplodingPug I do.....
@anti8082 роки тому
@@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil9346 couldve just said you laughed
@imakeeditsiwillbeatevil93462 роки тому
@@explodingpug8707 yes
@iconjukes2 роки тому
The way that Dream is literally on a leash
@priyanshuverma92472 роки тому
*S L A V* e
@ilovdessert19072 роки тому
Probably his next pet
@myctfan50162 роки тому
The hell? I didnt see a leash!!
@idkwhat2puthere4402 роки тому
@@myctfan5016 fishing rod it’s very thin but it’s funny
@donlert2 роки тому
i consider this another win for dogboy dream truthers
@toxicembalmer57082 роки тому
Techno's fans after not getting upload for months: *This is a blessing from the God*
@Kiwi-Bird.2 роки тому
he did recent ly do a vid...
@Just_Some_GalРік тому
Dude, just hearing Techno's voice makes me wanna cry. I miss him soo much!
@unknownaccount9641Рік тому
Same!!! I want him back!
@Axol0tlРік тому
Same f cancer
@edgystuffretarkidnormcring330Рік тому
Coobie pfp ?
@Just_Some_GalРік тому
@@edgystuffretarkidnormcring330 yep, thx
@thesusmaster11 місяців тому
Same god dang it cancer
@naurrr6542 роки тому
Tecno: casually kills bbh Dream: this is normal 😌
@cheshirecat64652 роки тому
I'm pretty sure dream is acting as technos dog 😂😂
@midnightrose52362 роки тому
Heh
@Marcbryant3082 роки тому
Hes used to killing bad in manhunts
@Mina_cx2 роки тому
Dream didn’t even get lines in this one. He’s just there to make sure it’s a “Dream” short. We love to see it
@jesssssss_122 роки тому
that’s so true he’s their for support😂
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
@@jesssssss_12 "there" not "their"
@wurpldon74732 роки тому
He wasnt there for like 2 shorts
@primalthunder3968Рік тому
Rip Alexander. You will be missed. A legend to the Minecraft community
@idontwantanamesothisisitgo8508Рік тому
Its so nice to hear technoblades voice again.
@nostop694202 роки тому
Imagine some pig dude and a homeless green blob come up to you, a humble storekeeper, and begin throwing golden armour at you and murdering you. Ah yes, golden armour is the perfect payment for *m u r d e r.*
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
except you would have no idea that he is homeless, so this comment makes no sense
@PVempati2 роки тому
He took the armour back tho, so bbh didnt even get that
@rubiks89752 роки тому
You get the helmets back when you're done
@ibrarjan56352 роки тому
It isnt an ordinary golden helmet
@lmnvslight63562 роки тому
I love how we're just not gonna get an explanation for why dream was on a fishing rod
@rosscreationsclip2 роки тому
Dream is technos pet
@spirit79732 роки тому
Obviously a leash-
@MousumiDas-1422 роки тому
Lol i didn't even noticed that
@tysondennis10162 роки тому
We keep homeless people on leashes
@averagegenzguy27512 роки тому
It's obviously so Dream doesn't run away, they just broke outta prison
@Departing_SanityРік тому
"it's so nice to hear Techno's voice again" We are not going to hear his voice again anymore 😭
@blazewolf7497Рік тому
Hearing technos voice after his death is just sad
@Mogi.2 роки тому
Ahh, so this is what happened after the duel...
@TheHotBlade2 роки тому
Yes, indeed. By the way your username would speak facts if it started with an A and ended with an S.
@roadflames2 роки тому
@@TheHotBlade 😂
@vexorion65772 роки тому
@@TheHotBlade idk man his name would be SuS
@cereal79722 роки тому
@@TheHotBlade AMOGIS
@imtiaza77832 роки тому
HEY BIG FAN YOUR 09SHARKBOYS FRIEND RIGHT?!
@loolitsalex2 роки тому
straight up robbed bad 😂
@Dennis_Phoenix1782 роки тому
first reply
@GalaxieLeaf2 роки тому
And casually killed him too 🥲
@QcL.2 роки тому
Lmao
@louievergaming11gd22 роки тому
@@Dennis_Phoenix178 nobody cares
@itsjustPiwoah2 роки тому
Lmao rip
@noyoureaspoonРік тому
i miss him so much
@You2 роки тому
The Merchant is big vibes 😁
@zeritzukiizanami31352 роки тому
yeah lol
@abybonsato92262 роки тому
Wow a verified youtuber with 4 likes and 1 comment...... *YOOOOOOOO*
@shizzo27312 роки тому
that barely makes sense
@shizzo27312 роки тому
@scemmer agreeeeeed
@kero-chan68082 роки тому
dream is just there on a lead... standing there... menacingly.
@kazzoey28682 роки тому
More like pithily considering he’s being held hostage by Techno’s fishing rod
@ylee61182 роки тому
probably be the last merchant he met
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
literally not menacing at all
@mingau53442 роки тому
oh yes, nearly 1 minute of TechnoContent, hmmmmm the crumbs, THE CRUMBS
@pan_na61292 роки тому
This. ^^^
@imposter24912 роки тому
Hmmmm
@Sammela102 роки тому
wow a merchant my book is base on the story the man who wnated nothing
@GennyBoy892 роки тому
Is it me or does sound less depressed
@qrosilaux67752 роки тому
TECHNOCONTENT SISNiama
@aaronlo69522 роки тому
Despite having cancer, he still manages to get the best 1.16 pvper onto a leash and casually steal a full set of netherite armor Thanks for 1k likes, but how? It's just a dumb joke...
@calvin98052 роки тому
He's too good. Even diseases have to nerf him
@lml552 роки тому
@@calvin9805 but even the nerf isn't enough
@lordshuv-rowyoknow64862 роки тому
With a wooden axe
@USSFFRU2 роки тому
madlad
@iconic-visita42 роки тому
Second best
@yqiu28482 роки тому
Everyone: talking about how dream is on a leash Me: *That's a fishing rod*
@mask_vids98342 роки тому
So?
@leikari81132 роки тому
oh wait you're right
@lamuliz2 роки тому
Why is dream on a leash
@polianacherubine48932 роки тому
he is techno's pet or slave.
@4ka3ya702 роки тому
dont judge them /j
@Luna-ll6gm2 роки тому
Same question here. Wish I could answer that xD
@Mike24MF2 роки тому
Either pet, slave, or just there for moral support
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
because hes no better tha a pet
@snowie72572 роки тому
I love how Dream is completely irrelevant to the storyline and is just there because it’s his channel lol
@HRLastro2 роки тому
No he is techno's "helpful assistant!" (In the description) XD
@echo_z3192 роки тому
why u acting like its some important marvel movie
@BONNIE12YT2 роки тому
@@echo_z319 I mean it’s true
@water32712 роки тому
Is this Pablo from beluga?
@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago32 роки тому
I mean he did give a helmet
@jehyux2 роки тому
technos voice is so comforting :)
@I.like.my.cat.more.than_you2 роки тому
Who is here after watching Technoblade’s newest video 😬
@heyguy34172 роки тому
He has cancer 😬
@riceareyummy72832 роки тому
😭😭😭😭😭
@RussetfurTv2 роки тому
Techno's logic:Get the netherite and kill the owner for the other items.
@lunadelua43352 роки тому
and get his golden helmets back >:D
@DrGoatens2 роки тому
I love that Dream is just chilling, attached to Techno's fishing rod. xD
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
kinda obvious that he is supposed to be a pet
@Eri-rl4mo2 роки тому
*TECHNOSUPPORT*
@JamesH091Рік тому
I miss this man so much
@jajaaljndr47882 роки тому
It's so nice to hear techno's voice again after a long time. (This is the long way to say I miss The BLADE) 😁🙂
@Una_Mona2 роки тому
It sounds so weird- at first I thought it was a new mic.
@jajaaljndr47882 роки тому
@@Una_Mona He just sounds so rested and happy having a long break from the internet 😊
@Mattis062 роки тому
Did you see the mr beast hardcore video he was in it
@jajaaljndr47882 роки тому
@@Mattis06 I haven't yet. Gonna watch it now 😊
@papimami79952 роки тому
@@Una_Mona i think its a new mic rip blue yeti
@sara_hq2 роки тому
Technos “Yooo~~” just makes my day idk why.
@jucedoesthings45342 роки тому
SAME his deadpan delivery is always the best
@ranbo02 роки тому
same :D
@lightningslayer1002 роки тому
"I love it how Dream is on a leash like he is Techno's dog."
@uraveragesigma2 роки тому
Anyone out there, the gold helmets are a reference to when Skeppy trolled Baldboyhalo by taking Bald's gold helmet
@Swu18632 роки тому
Dang, Techno's basically recycling. He's using the armor of his enemies as a currency.
@NoodleProductions2 роки тому
Recycling is good… I think?
@spaghettinoodles41822 роки тому
From the bedwars matches probably
@TheRoadstr2 роки тому
wait, you mean his kind right? because he's a piglin.
@NoodleProductions2 роки тому
@@TheRoadstr oh no
@TheNormemegian2 роки тому
the golden helmets are a reference to skeppy's old videos
@noodlesndles10802 роки тому
And dream just sits there, watching, and attached to techno's leash Edit: why does people think the last part is dirty ._. , and also this is meant to be a wattpad summary or sumn
@auratheneonfox1332 роки тому
Terrible choice of words
@alinaz39652 роки тому
...
@wonderful_sunshine52152 роки тому
....Huh?....
@thedragon42372 роки тому
@@auratheneonfox133 indeed
@rens.wheelchairs2 роки тому
Why’d you have to phrase that like a whole Wattpad hook/summary
@trigunsaxena67132 роки тому
Technosupport
@bramblesandnugget1420Рік тому
The "YOOOO" won't be forgotten
@chimeraa.z.52342 роки тому
I'm crying at hearing Technoblade's voice. Also why is dream on a leash, we may never know.
@hewohewo55222 роки тому
On the description it said assistant, maybe he was supposed to stand there and be intimidating instead of, other reasons...
@chimeraa.z.52342 роки тому
I forgot to read the description.
@SaikooPos2 роки тому
@@hewohewo5522 WHY DOES ASSISTANT HAVE “…” AT THE END? IM NOT TRYING TO BE SUGGESTIVE BUT WHY?
@@raedbakeer8879 Not sure what you're trying to say, but Google translate says its this: "wooboboyppotherbudhoobobothothebybabybobobubobubabyyybobubusbsboboboboboobspertheyouwopsbybobobobooboowirboobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobo"
@mobilemadison29322 роки тому
Fantastic reply my friend
@arianahs2 роки тому
@@nicolemayer7074 i think it’s just like a toddler that got a hold of their moms phone
@a.d.t.mapping87922 роки тому
@@arianahs Exhibit A right above my reply
@vivantadakamalla22582 роки тому
Damn to think he did this with cancer…
@WarmthOverCold2 роки тому
Damn, all the comments about crumbs of technocontent hit different now after his latest video as this is being posted.
I feel like there's a story behind this or they aren't getting enough sleep
@aronsonfamily23092 роки тому
Are you kidding? There youtubers, they never get enough sleep.
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
ikr these are so boring and make no sense
@2anony2 роки тому
@@FirstLast-nv7me The fact that you have 206 negative comments on this channel is hella sad tbh Like get a life dude, I'm sorry
@SinnamonBunbuns2 роки тому
@@FirstLast-nv7me no its not >:0
@po22etj3s_2 роки тому
B O T H
@Rei-pe1jk2 роки тому
the fact that dream is attached to techno’s fishing rod 😭😭✋🏻
@rest82802 роки тому
Pet
@-JustDiana-2 роки тому
Pet
@Louis-qd3be2 роки тому
Pet
@TastyBeanssss2 роки тому
Pet
@bergamunch2 роки тому
Pet
@kimberleyjolly3872Рік тому
Hearing technos voice 🥹 RIP king
@ApolloTraders2 роки тому
I miss dream's shorts
@karthikgangisetty64062 роки тому
me too :(
@Pixelcraftian2 роки тому
If he killed Bad sooner he could've gotten everything for 0 damaged golden helmets!
@jasonxue36592 роки тому
nah, he got the netherite gear for the helmets and killed bad with the netherite gear
@nabbyemail68582 роки тому
2nd
@bayleeberger95862 роки тому
Hello verified person
@TheHotBlade2 роки тому
2 replies above are irrelevant to the comment. Anyways, not sure if the piglins would be too happy about that.
@jetboy5312 роки тому
@@TheHotBlade there's a thing called "@" people
@koenigli2 роки тому
“Give too many golden helmets and stab the shopkeeper” Sun Tzu- The Art of War Edit: LARGE THANKS FOR LIKES Edit2: I was forced to do this from a anonymous source from BS wiki…….. DREAM FANS MORE LIKE DREAM SIIMMMPS
@FirstLast-nv7me2 роки тому
dont think he ever said that
@Agent_Coulson2 роки тому
Read it... can confirm.
@koenigli2 роки тому
@Simply_ ADragon I’ll try to make some better ones this is my first Sun Tzu quote
@shewolfblacklink10622 роки тому
Why am I dying at "and stab the shopkeeper"?
@jray28202 роки тому
after seeing technos new video im fine with just this
@Prouded2 роки тому
Who else here waiting for the next Dream shorts video
@zephish16622 роки тому
Dream's getting weirder and weirder in his shorts videos, and I like it
@wardsquidcirca19992 роки тому
Dream is trash tbh
@marijanet75532 роки тому
@@wardsquidcirca1999 you know what else is trash Your Mom
@ev4ia9532 роки тому
@@wardsquidcirca1999 not trying to sound rude, but why are you here if you find him trash?
@redactedkxm2 роки тому
@@wardsquidcirca1999 Then why are you here?
@wardsquidcirca19992 роки тому
I just feel like it
@CustomName2 роки тому
bad being an excellent shop keeper
@nesgardso25162 роки тому
Fun fact: this guy On top Of me Sucks For begging subs
@balloos99642 роки тому
Fun fact: Guy above me is extremely correct
@user-lz8ev1cs1h2 роки тому
@@balloos9964 the guys above me absolutely totally stand correct.
@Gamerboy-pr1ye2 роки тому
I support the guy above me completely
@m2-0842 роки тому
@@Gamerboy-pr1ye all the guys above me are.... People Edit:there is a bot among us
@davidmatthews7782 роки тому
Little did we know it was probably the last one…
@garvs3thi2 роки тому
♥️TECHNOSUPPORT♥️
@ChrispyCulture2 роки тому
Fun fact, it takes 45 gold helmets, smelted into nuggets and crafted into ingots, to make just another single gold helmet. STONKS
@SaxSIOZ2 роки тому
The stock market would be losing it's mind to your comment
@nicolemayer70742 роки тому
The more you know
@itzyuzuruclips2 роки тому
Wait u can smelt it for nuggets? :o
@jetboy5312 роки тому
Do you know you can fix a helmet by putting another helmet in the crafting table so this is Stonks
@turkeychan5182 роки тому
dream just being techno’s pet lmao
@Will-ti7ps2 роки тому
Just realized he recorded this with cancer I’m very sad now
@goatamatix8942 роки тому
Ikr
@ben40462 роки тому
It gives me some hope because that means he can still play Minecraft and enjoy what he loves
@Egoist_422 роки тому
I like the detail of using golden helmets as a memory from the golden helmet arc in Skeppy’s channel
@jamjams57752 роки тому
I feel like a man that's been lost in the desert without water for months and has finally found some water, I missed Techno's voice so much
@laolling78012 роки тому
The desert has water but at what cost……
@snapdragon6062 роки тому
When he showed up with Dream on a fishing rod I thought he was trading Dream for stuff
@achievement_hunters2 роки тому
Same. He is a businessman. He would trade his best roommate for confetti
@hihi-od4kw2 роки тому
sameee
@yhuankiel6585Рік тому
Lengend never dies
@nobodys_here07Рік тому
He was the king of haggling. o7
@thesusmaster11 місяців тому
We miss u tecnoblade
@Frog_Toes85Рік тому
I’m crying rn
@ranbo02 роки тому
yep dream is techno's pet yep he's gotta keep an eye on him just in case he starts speedrunning yunno?
@richarddiego44522 роки тому
Lol trur
@thesusmaster11 місяців тому
lol
@TheRedFx1892 роки тому
dream is officially techno's pet lmao
@itsjustPiwoah2 роки тому
😳
@shiirashinkai12 роки тому
Yes
@p3anuts1892 роки тому
👀 lol kinda Sus-
@anumaydos2132 роки тому
CANON
@diegooazarado34112 роки тому
Tecnho and his slaves
@jejemonaccount20872 роки тому
Get well soon tecno!!!
@mayaisweirdРік тому
so long potato king
@aidenking35572 роки тому
I just saw technoblades face as the thumbnail staring into my soul at 3 am
@adityapaswanyt82242 роки тому
Its 12:45pm in India
@itsjustPiwoah2 роки тому
That’s nice
@aidenking35572 роки тому
@@itsjustPiwoah yeah
@sumiahmed64492 роки тому
Its 1:30 in Bangladesh
@aidenking35572 роки тому
@@sumiahmed6449 ok
@HexBug8802 роки тому
I just love how Dream has Technoblade's fishing hook in his mouth the whole time
@poopypollopy26502 роки тому
That sounds so wrong
@certified_idiot69832 роки тому
What's the mouth on his stomach for then????
@agentoo7102 роки тому
This sounds so cursed and I don't like it
@coping.nonessentials2 роки тому
Why’d you word it like that D:
@arandomexistingdirtyeraser2 роки тому
He do be like Darwin from The Amazing World Of Gumball, he's a fish but can breath on land and is humanoid. Or should I say "teletubbynoid"
@fizzyfilms7411Рік тому
Dream is now Technos pet.
@thesusmaster11 місяців тому
But tecnoblade died
@thesusmaster11 місяців тому
10 months ago
@RaWatchesThings2 роки тому
😬 interesting to hear this after the reveal
@paulacabrales84432 роки тому
Dream just being there attached to the fishing rod is pure comedy, but I am concerned about the type of fanart this may birth.
@mintycokies80572 роки тому
Oh no~~ anyways I started drawin'
@myyummydino14302 роки тому
*pain
@polarisphobia2 роки тому
Remember kids, if you ever feel useless.. just remember Dream standing in the back of this short.
@neva_1362 роки тому
being held by a leash btw
@polarisphobia2 роки тому
@@neva_136 ik
@BigManPVP2 роки тому
Or just remember swords in 1.9+
@wiczkoo9 місяців тому
he is missed too much );
@owncascade84832 роки тому
He definitely forgot this existed (don’t worry Dream so did I)
@Mrcoolguy59132 роки тому
He’s finally uploading regularly again at his best
@MaddSteppa2 роки тому
Yes
@August__2 роки тому
Second reply Pog
@sonakshibag74942 роки тому
Third ayee
@NotCatz112 роки тому
4th reply yey
@xehe34302 роки тому
Pog
@R2debo_2 роки тому
You know it’s a super good day when Dream Shorts posts.
@kys19902 роки тому
the fact that you stole this comment 🌝
@kamikadze85492 роки тому
E
@seanliquit43732 роки тому
Ok
@vxiiaaaaa2 роки тому
frr
@zukarin_2 роки тому
True
@dsquare20222 роки тому
Dream just sitting back… on a leash… doesn’t say anything for the entire video… watches BadBoyHalo get brutally slaughtered.
@inary33082 роки тому
there are 8 videos where the wallpaper is Dream holding a bucket of lava and a hunter digging the dirt with a sword
@JupitersStarz2 роки тому
Imagine having your very own speed runner with you at all times
@alyrette93832 роки тому
Its been 2 months
@uknow_wh07362 роки тому
*R.I.P dream shorts*
@MrClayDuck2 роки тому
lets hope dream remembers his password
@DriminSleepy2 роки тому
@@MrClayDuck good one
@ran_yeyo6 місяців тому
It's been a year since technoblade's death but i still miss him...