Microsoft hypotenuse coming 3/4/25

It’s the Microsoft triangle, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE A SHAPE

That was cleverly worded, I appreciate that!

Microsoft Angle. Coming soon in stores near you!

Microsoft geometry suite It's for math teachers

and you can spin one person on the other if they lie down sideways

Then you get a full brain why you bought them!

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The flirtatious earbud share for the modern age

Yeah AirPods do this

"Josh why do you keep tapping your ear, are you listening to music while presenting??" "Nahhhhh I'm changing the slides, man."

He's with the DEA, coordinating a strike of some Mexican Cartel.

@@HowManyHintsDoYouNeed i feel that would be a fairly obvious connection. tap head, the slide changed, tap head, the slide changed, tap head, the slide changed.

it hasn’t been a year since i had my airpod pro’s 1st gen and they have 2nd gen ones😅

Tbf, his viewers aren’t done with them. He’s a great reviewer, so it makes perfect financial sense. And the quality of the videos haven’t gone down, so I don’t mind at all

We all know they are bad, but we all wonder how bad they currently are. My main beef with them is that sometimes they disconnect and take a while to reconnect again...

Wasted life

bro 💀

Design inspirations come from unexpected places.

So that's why the case "looks like a big Tylenol"

@cock Thursday, November 24th, 2022. 3:00 AM EST

I Wouldn't know, I've never been on a plane before lol

If you like to listen to tomatoes. If a squash can hold your mp3 files. If you like to waltz with the space potatoe. Up and down the cashies aisle. Have we got a channel for you.

We are making the mother of all allotments here, Jack. can't fret over every egg

Can't wait to experience the LG®️ cabbage©️ ranch dressing ™️ coming up next year!

@@ohmygahdbilly :D

dont forget the cheese!

rip ear cheese

That is actually something I used to do! When I was a 00 I put pens and pencils in them, and now I thread wires through them at a 20 and they don’t get caught like they used to.

I got a cybernetic enhancement so my gauges charge the dinner plates. Unfortunately now I can't charge any other earbuds. Thankfully I know Microsoft won't abandon these and will only improve on the design over the next 50 years... what?! It's not funny... 😞

Get this to the top

Some of my old stuff has proprietary cables, which were normal to me back then, but seem like total freaks now. For instance, my DS Lite has a cable that was only ever used for that particular model, not even any other type of DS. Then there's a 3rd gen iPod touch, which has the Apple 30 pin. My Galaxy Tab 8.9 from 2012 has Samsung's 30 pin (like the Apple one but with some bits swapped) and is my newest device with a proprietary port.

Mini USB was great. Micro USB was a fragile abomination by comparison, only benefit was being a bit smaller to fit into our ever smaller and sleeker devices. But as is the case with Micro USB today for a while using Mini USB was a sign that the device was being made as cheap as possible as the chips and connectors cost less than the newer micro ones, which is why all the nuggets used it for soooo long

Mini USB is way to big for modern electronics. Plus I can't handle all the extra stuff that USB C can like video out or Power Delivery (PD) so ya mini USB sucks.

Are you talking about mini USB or micro USB? Mini USB is pretty fat for nowadays and only goes in one way. Micro sucked ass so C is obviously superior.

Write that down Write that down we need to research this new material to make it worse next generation

I second that

@@ScrewBall105 that’s called being infected

Get well soon!

me too

@@ohmygahdbilly OH NO ITS STARTED

Wouldn't be surprised if they optimized for aptX (which iPhones don't and likely can't have) and just ignored every other BT codec

Yes ! These things are like old shoes. They might not be pretty but boy they comfy

Android supports pretty much every codec....

@@firstNamelastName-ho6lv APTX support is defined by your chipset. If you have a Mediatek or Exynos you're no better off than an iPhone in this regard.

@@s8wc3 Oh haha I've only ever had a snapdragon-based one, so never knew about that.

Microsoft Satellites

You should send them to me. Hahaha

Microsoft surface noise :-)

Microsoft probably suckered your job into buying that package that comes with the buds.

@@HowManyHintsDoYouNeed Oh it's much worse. We bought the tablets only. Then one or two of them started asking about the buds and the thing about higher-ups, they're like goblins. If one guy has shiny, they ALL want shiny.

A teacher told me they were deployed Surfaces for Covid remote learning, they overheated while running a sustained Zoom session. The IT guy's solution was bendy USB fans. I personally never liked the wireless radios, and the flappy keyboards and cranked up scaling errors really didn't come off well. They are sealed up like iPads despite having a modular SSD and plenty of chunk for open compartments. I would often discourage people from buying them.

I legit think that the only time he legit shat on some honest to god proper earbuds was on the Ray's con video

hold on, your telling me this man not called mr. Dank pods

@@randomcow505 he indirectly revealed his name in his one Million subscriber video. Very Aussie name I might add.

@@endeav0r_49 Ray deserved it, though. Especially when Chi-Fi equipment can smash 'em.

@@Code7Unltd i absolutely agree, actually right after that video i bought a pair of Taotronics Soundliberty 79, that was 2 years ago and they have been my daily drivers ever since, best 40 bucks I've spent

As someone from Louisiana, the only thing I've found that works is staying inside and cranking up the AC :\

Look for headphones that use velour instead of leather materials, they are far more breathable, though they leak sound a bit

Only thing I can think of are those headphone sunglasses he reviewed a while back But that seems impractical for work, unless you pop the lenses out

@@sofastuffing those are pretty damn nice tbh. You can definitely get a non prescribed clear frame. The problem is that your music is going to leak out so it really depends on what you are doing. It's nice for a walk down the street, loud but not too loud environments. It's just funny because I always say "hold on I can't hear you" then take the glasses off. It's a good chuckle with the coworkers.

Have you considered bone conduction headphones?

Bruh😂

Smack the case in your hand and they'll fall out

this is ehy ill never buy these ill be in a mood and want to pop music in my listening holes but having to pick st the sides is pure torture

earbuds are objectively inferiour to iems for this reason btw

_"Fabric, velour or other materials reduce bass"_ Beyer DT770s are hardly known for a lack of bass, quite the opposite.

@@ferrumignis what was said is that if you would pad swap dt770, they would get even worse

@@Fruggggg Where was that said? By DankPods?

@@ferrumignis its very difficult to get a good and consistent fit with earbuds simply because they dont have a silicone or foam tip that adheres to the inside of your ear and seals around it, so you can actually have a different percieved sound if one of your earbuds is angled slightly differently. Thats not what you want

Hey there, the ones you're talking about are they the wired Bluetooth soundsport or the true wireless soundsport free?

tragic

Completely agree with you. Bought the linkbuds so I could listen to music on my bicycle without reducing my awareness of my surroundings. The first time I wore them instead of the in ears I used before I was amazed by what I could hear, I could even hear my watch band jingling when I went over a small bump in the road.

Everyone always dissing Microsoft and praising Apple I get it..I I'll never diss Microsoft because I am who I am today because of them.

The ANC acutally works really well once you figure out proper position but that took a good month to figure out.

Yes! The sounds is very nice and super comfortable

Even if you don't commet on my commet or like. (dank pods) Still love your channel.

I have had them since day one and they are truly amazing. Compared to my gen 1 airpod pros the sound is decently better. Not like amazing better, but it’s noticeable. But the noise cancelling is freaking out of this world, same with the passthrough transparency mode.

Probably not exactly what you want but flathead IEMs do exist with removable cable like the TRN EMA or EMX

@@Melon-ny2cl FUCK, that's exactly the sort of thing I wanted, I had no clue these existed! Shit! thanks for telling me, but also, FUCK I already spent money!

@@Melon-ny2cl actually, do you know of any other models? I may have blown my audio budget for fall already, but I want to shop around for my winter budget. But I'm running into the same issue as when I first looked for some earbuds, cause none of hte search terms are working

@@Melon-ny2cl now I'm finding something called "half in-ear" which looks interesting, but I still can't find any being reliably sold. super lost here lol

Too bad- apple still grabbing people by the balls.

He already has, no?

@@ashfreywar9862 He directly said in the video that he has not picked up a pair yet

@@HowManyHintsDoYouNeed imagine trying to be different so bad that you hate on products just because they come from a popular superior brand lmfao. We get it, you have trouble tying your own shoes in the morning and being incapable of understanding what makes a product good causes you to feel like an impotent little toddler

@@HCG lmfao yeah go ahead and delete that, you big baby.

They basically already did with that whole windows thingy they messed about with for a couple of years.

Yet Microsoft is complaining that they aren't a big enough company.

Msvscode 😂

Accurate

Hey there, sorry to bother. I have a dying set of Bose quiet comfort 25's that need replacing, and after seeing your comment found the discounted Bose 700 for 170 on another site, what do you think if them?

@@bendoesmtb the noise cancelling is really good. Better then the sony wh1000xm3 ive had before but havent compared to the xm4 or 5 which i know are highly rated. Headphones have a great seal around them so even passive they block a lot of sound. There's 10 levels of noise cancelling. The headband is a single piece of metal and as a have a large head I do find the clamping of my ears is a little firm. I'm hoping this will give a little after I've worn them for a bit. Touch controls are nice and accurate. Build quality wise they do feel a little more fragile than my old Sony's which I used to always just throw about. These go into their hardcase after every use. Sound quality wise, they arent 350 quid headphones. I'd go for the xm4's if I wanted to pay North of 300 but if you can get them for less than 200, they are great. Bass is punchy without being woofy. Mids are strong but with some higher frequencies I've found to be a little over bearing on some early 2000 trance/dance songs but modern pop and soft rock (greenday etc) they sound great. Really good for films aswell, not quite as good as my DT770 80ohm but I can walk around without dangling 10ft of cable and a DAC.

@@reecedrury4145 thank you!

They’re crap, I’d prefer Apple and Samsung forever

yea, microsoft has never made good hardware