Indeed, at least its not British chains

thats why they say german dungeon sex porn is above the rest. its the high quality props.

The sad truth is that the german chain USES LESS MATERIAL ... which is hard to come by in a war. The british chain "twists around itself several times" ... thus at some points there are 4-6 "layers" of chain wire, which shortens each chain element while the german one only has 2 "wire bits" at one part of the chain. I really doubt its going to take 10 times as long to make that german chain ...

Muck006 one way can it be that the “german method” is more careful to use less materials because of they are aware of shortages

@@wiryantirta oooooh I like that 👌👍 smart line.

U forgot the 6 king sized bed complete with ACs

LMAO

I really hope those hookers are from SHS-regiment (Special Hooker Service) instead of basic members of Armed Hookers.

Hookers, well it is a crew served weapon system. Someone has to hump the ammo to the guns.

Your soul and that of Jingles are meant for each other. An absolute match made in heaven

I want this film

Arvid R the 4005 stage 2 would fit better

David Fletcher has to voice the Churchill tank though

Bishop and kv2 is a much better match

Thomas the the tank destroyer

Neat feature that, saves on ammo

The heart attack would have killed the German too I reckon.

Well, he wasn't wrong.

Were you by chance a German engineer

This

slimj091 lol😂

And Tog 1 had five 2 pounder guns, a 75mm howitzer, and five machine guns. It was also 3 ft longer than Tog II

Its a TOG II* not a TOG II it has torsion bar suspension!! There was also a Tog IIR design which was shorter lighter and faster

luuksp77 why is there an asterisk by the two

Tzar Nicolas The II well it would be Soviets not Russians. I suppose you did die before the USSR was formed so I guess you have an excuse for being wrong.

@@CarlJohnson-wk3rv Yes he forgot and America certainly conveniently forgets, what shape Russia was in prior to communism... I'm sure it has nothing to do with imperialist propaganda.

I tried this and she left me for some unexplainable reason. Guess she just wasn’t the one.

I’d like that xD But my husband got me a rifle and a cat instead. I’m still keeping him.

That's like the Austin Maxi "GEAR BAG" joke. You stir the stick arround and hope to find a gear - any bloody gear.

He is talking about Albert Stern.

I spent £20 on the tog

in real life?

That's a bargain for a real tank :)

I would never spend penny for that think, bu I was lucky got him on Togtober event, and as i can tel its fun tank, if u not wanna take the battle seriusly

I'm late but yep interleaving rollers is a bad design.

it's 1941, morning in some eastern europe region, air is cold, you're a Panther crew. Your tank had just passing through a muddy countryside because it was raining 2 days ago. You notice the mud is now hardened and clogging the wheels inside. You gotta open 4 joints just to clean one section. You just waste 3 hours for maintenance only for the track, while on the Soviet T-34, they probably just hose the mud with water, wipe it with rags and call it a day.

@@KoeSeer Hose rag? Nope just drive it through a river if you get stuck who cares we have more.

@@tomhutchins1046 If there's a river nearby, the Panzer can have its wheels / suspension cleaned the same way

@@psk1w1 I was kidding about the comment on the rag I dont think anybody wiped anything down on a WW2 tank hose it off maybe but there probably was not much time spent on finer cleaning. In reality you dont want your tank near a river they sink in mud . in fact many ww2 tanks were found that way 50 years later and salvaged. It was also a comment on stalins disrespect for his people if they were killed and the tank lost who cares we have more tanks and peasants to build and operate them was his theory

It is actually a Challenger Turret.

So much hopeless Britishness in one video it's too much to take

I never noticed Nigel in the bottom corner... just slowly backing away

I bet he had a flask of weak lemon drink in that carrier bag.

@@PeteCourtier lemon and barley, heavily diluted. And a tin of boiled sweets with a picture of princess Diana on the cover

If that was a swede realizing he accidentally photobombed someone’s video he would stealthily sneak out of the museum never to return, turn on the car, drive straight home to Sweden and never talk of this, the most embarrassing moment in his life, to ANYONE

thats modern tanks

Adebeast I know but didn't you see the museum's logo and name on the video which might be a reason for the whole vid be focused on the true life and not just jingles list of fave tanks in the game that existed in real life. and btw the chieftain is in the list though it maybe because of AW.

Chieftain is in world of tanks on x-box and was contemporary with plenty of WoT tanks, it is hardly a modern tank.

DoddyIshamel well that might be the case but the video is not about world of tanks mostly.. in fact most jingles say is all about real life he got the tank museum as sponsor cuz the museum logo is always there.. but this is getting embarrassing and all we agree is we like tanks shall we call it quits?

DoddyIshamel Its contemporys are the Leo 1, M60, Strv 103 all 1960's plus era tanks (probably a few more), although WoT has tanks from the 1980's as well (Chinese).

I believe it is his favorites, not Rita's...

if she's gonna be mad at anything, it's gonna be jingles cheating on her with the TOG II. Did you see that kiss? i think there's something going on there....

FragCJ do you remember the time jingles took flowers to the Tog for valentines day? He really has it going on for the Tog

Yep. Bet there is a edible TOG atop Jingles and Rita's wedding cake.

Technically, the tortoise isn't a tank

I wonder if Lucas did the electricals.

more the fault of NATO for going "you need this type of engine that won't work properly" and then turning around and saying "actually, scratch that" after the engine had already been built...

@@1Wilful if lucas ran the world, wars wouldnt start.

Wilful! Lucas did the electrics and computer systems for Concorde, and they were worked perfectly.

Remember Leyland buses. Lol

Ah sheit. The genius!

"How can we best the Wehrmacht? I know, let's give their engineers heart attacks when they receive the combat reports."

Actually, the german engineer would die of an 85mm shell to the everything, because while he spent the last 2 months making lovingly welded panther turret welds the soviets pumped out an entire regiment of t34's that are now knocking on the panther factory's doors.

rparker069 😂😂😂👌

No, it wasn't a tactical design choice. It was due to being made by illiterate peasants that went straight to work learning their jobs on the production lines, foundries and machine shops. Most had no experience being around anything more complicated than door hinges and wagon wheels. Stalin screwed up when relocating the factories by not using the skilled workers to remove and rebuild them (many died doing that) and making sure none were impressed into an ad hoc local army unit that got a weeks training before being sent to delay the advancing German forces. The Germans were quite surprised to find valuable skilled tradesmen and medical professionals mixed in with the Soviet POW's.

ikr?

did he really say fiance? 21:27

doubleutubefan5 Yaaa he's engaged to Rita. He told everyone in Mingles With Jingles a couple weeks back.

SldgeHammr i must have missed that episode. what was the name of the episode?

doubleutubefan5 I think it was number 71

I'm not saying it shouldn't be leaking all I'm saying is that it is funny they didn't take the time to clean it up or for him to dismiss it by saying something like "old machine's gonna leak, or all tanks leak" like the museum staff said during challenger's walkthrough of Tiger 131 when Challenger pointed out the oil drip pan.

I think we all would be leaking a bit after 70 years in a museum :)

the fact that is has not been drained of all of it's liquids and just sat there to rust, is something I would be proud of...

Flavius is right, the Tank Museum takes exceptional care of their vehicles (yes some are left in open air lots but they dont' have the space to keep everything in doors). If I remember my chemistry right oil is a good way to protect metal from the actual cause of rust; Oxygen.

Flavius, maybe you need to learn how to read. IDK I said It has not been drained of oil and left to rust. and I would be proud of that alone. Learn to read before you inject insults you don't even understand

Kinky

Macdeas Jingle should play Tank Dating Simulator. He get real "physical" with those tanks. ;)

Macdeas Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lmao

Why were you looking down there anyways?

www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/ww2/gb/TOG-I.php 75mm hull-mounted howitzer, a pair of 2-pdr guns in sponsons, and a third one in a Matilda turret. Or at least that's what it would've happened if the guns had actually been installed.

@@RedXlV send that to wargaming 😅 looks useful to me. If they've ever gotten around to using main and secondary guns on multi gun tanks that is......

@@dillonpierce7599 If they get around to that, I think they need to bring back the M3 Lee as the main issue with the tank is that they decided to have the gun you use bet the sponson mounted 75mm gun not the 37mm gun in the turret. It would also allow them to buff the Char B1 and early Churchill thanks which had the opposite issue.

The TOG I was a true World War I design with sponson mounted guns and all. the TOG II* (This is the British we are talking about the * is important) is when they realized the thing probably needed a turret.

probably something rita introduced him to on a saturday night. ;o)

shuggiehamster W

Of course. What a hack

He stole the story from one of the tank museum tour guides, you can hear the guy telling the exact same story in one of his Bovington visit videos.

Its a good story. Of course it gets stolen.

Yeah at that time angle grinders were not really a thing especially not in factory environment, oxy cutting would be the most used as it's very quick and accurate enough, beyond that you could use a air die grinder but only in high precision production, for the time at least.

VERY badly done oxy-fuel. But the Russians weren't using acetylene, they were using liquid fueled torches in their plants. I use an oxy-fuel torch at work every day, and I would fire an apprentice if they made a cut come out that rough.

The worker was able to cut the metal. Not very good but goic be joined to the other part.

obican Except it wasn't British Leyland in the 1950s. It was a Leyland Motors design.

BL was a committee of Unionistas and British manglement two things designed for the banksters to steal from

The Battle of Frace was lost for about the same reason. A squad from REME needed to be issued with a refill every 300 miles. Pity the Germans didn't do the same, what?

Kristof Busch your comment made me smile

Ali Bubba that's cute

good im not the only one

Kristof, me too :)

its jingles what elce do u do? i mean i was there from like 2014? 2011? idk a while

Flame cut!

In Soviet Russia time isn’t relevant

That just begs the question as to what they actually used to cut their armour plating into shape. If anyone has info on armour welding techniques in ww2 hit me up plz.

@@pablosturm6640 oxy-acetylene torch cut.

well yeah. By the end of the war the t-34 was becoming old.

"overcomplicated suspension" on a T-34? What is the Sherman's one?

Never heard of the T-34 suspension being over complicated but it was definitely too large and overkill for the job it had

MisdirectedSasha I would scream at him to leave my baby alone it’s ok t-34-85 I love you don’t let jingles bother you 😊

longi what?

No I also like it very much

yes :D

Oh its Glorious. Its a testament to the skill of the engineers that they could design a tank that tens of thousands could be knocked off my mostly semi-skilled laborers. That's top class engineering, not a tank that needed skilled machinists to make a chain!

While I will take a Panther over it every day, I admit that the T34 is a verry nice looking tank. Though I prefer the 1942 version or even better the Pz. T34 version with a german cupola.

spodula My engineering design prof would always say, the best engineer is the one that could assign the loosest tolerances, while still achieving perfect reliability.

When you hear that laugh you know Dave either messed up horribly somehow or did the most epic feat in WoT history.

It never got to do anything.

Brad Rolim that's because no one was crazy enough to pick a fight with the TOG!

Brad Rolim 😁😁

A gentleman will walk but never run

it never really could

hahaha yeah me too

Why is that

guessimalivinglegend yeah rita

I remember when she first "moved in as a friend." I was like... Jingles, who you think you're foolin'? Glad they're moving forward with it.

guessimalivinglegend not anymore

*feelsbadman*

Hey mate, can you please not use God's name in vain.

You forgot having to remove the majority of Components in the Front if you had to repair/replace the Engine....

@@siva4wotblitzhero531 like Tiger and Maus oohhhhhh umm what

@@alchemist6819 Panther too

@@siva4wotblitzhero531 true

Well,he had 26 minutes to talk about not one,but five tanks,so I don't blame him.

Yeah, I do agree 100%, but I find it very relevant info. But yeah, you're right.

I seem to recall that the German Tactic was to hide the Pz IV's behind the Tigers and panthers until they broke down then come out to fight (while the recovery teams worked on the tigers and panthers - this last is a joke OK )

technically it's a "kitchenette"

And the bathroom, 2 bedrooms, a private cinema and a elicopter landing zone on top

THE pool was a nice addition...

Yeah Jingles, show us the washing machine!

Some TOG ehas reading room and bath tub

The engine was fine. The tank was originally designed to be around 40 tonnes and worked well. The design evolved until it weighed in at around 55 tonnes and the extra weight put strain on the engine. The SA80 was a flawed design from the start. It was based upon the AR18, which was a poor design anyway, and the weapons were hastily put together using left overs from the Sterling factory in order for Thatcher to be able to sell Enfield to Heckler and Koch. Heckler and Koch would only buy the factory if the order books were full.

@mandellorian what in gods name are you talking about. The M4 is a terrific service rifle by any measure. Infinitely better than the SA80. For one thing, the M4 can be used by left handed shooters. Since the upper has the A2 brass deflector, casings are kicked away from the shooter effectively. Meanwhile, the SA80 knocks teeth out with its charging handle if you try to shoot it left handed. This issue is still present in the improved A2 and further versions, because the design itself is bad. The Famas, F2000 and AUG all don't have this issue. Second, the optic made for the SA80 is at best mediocre. The SUSAT looks fine and is tough, but its far too heavy for what it is. It makes the SA80 effectively weigh as much as the rifle it was designed to replace, the L1A1. (FAL) Third, it was terribly unreliable. Like, fiasco levels. The first M16s also had reliability issues, but these were due to both a different powder being used in the supplied ammunition as well as the fact they were sent into the jungle of Vietnam without cleaning kits. These issues were fixed fairly quickly and the M16/M4 has served quite well since. Whereas the SA80s issues were just due to it being a bad design, and the MoD kept denying the issue until finally having to accept that the rifle needed to be redesigned. Finally, if this rifle is so good, how come your soecial operations force never used it? How come they used either American M16s, M4s, Canadian C8s or German/American HK416s? Really makes you think if the M4 was so terriblr as you say, why would your greatest warriors ditch the improved SA80 for it? Really makes you think.

@@MrSourceMan Dude, he's talking about tanks not rifles. Stay on topic.

@@PieAndChips The engine was far from fine. It was a disaster and nothing to do with the weight of the tank. The L60 kept cracking cylinder liners and coolant leaked into the combustion space. This and other problems like the fan drives on the rear gear case cracking were absolutely everything to do with poor design and development of the engine. It started off at 650hp with the L60 Mk4A, went to 720, then 750 (with exhaust tuning. It's a two-stroke, so it needs a carefully designed exhaust system) better cylinder liner sealing, strengthening of the fan drive mountings and eventually at Mk 13A gave a reliable 840hp.

The SA80 is a rifle, not a gun.

Then sir...I must forward my thanks for being part of the development of the centurion! We have been using the centurion tank (modified of course!) for many years in the South African armed forces, and I would take it into battle against the rest of the world! Thank you!

@@pieterreynders5607 The Centurion 1,if crewed by an Exceptional Crew could knock-out an Abrams,and it would beat the crud out of most Tanks throughout WW2

I rather doubt it could beat an Abrams. Even the initial M1s (105s) could engage with precision at 3000 meters. Combining the range with the Abrams incredible fire on the move gun stabilization, computerized fire control, laser range finding, APFSDS ammunition, high speed, thermal sights and composite armor, the Centurion would have a difficult time acquiring the Abrams, much less destroying it. Once you move to the M1A1 with the 120 smoothbore, the Centurion (and the initial M1) becomes an A7V. The Centurion was a very good tank for its time, but time marches on and technology makes things obsolete one day that were just fine the day before (iPhones and iPads are a good example) I will say that as with everything involving tanks, it depends on where you get hit to determine a kill or not.

@@siva4wotblitzhero531 Really?Cent is my favourite tank,but to say it could take down an M1 is farcical

maryland point.

Actually it is just bad but it is fun to get pwned in it. Its afterall a party tank!

If you're top tier and can force a series of short to medium range one on one fights, you can do pretty well in it. But yeah, DPM and HP pool is really all it has going for it.

MJR _ Micsquisy , Tog platoons are lotsa fun, especially when top tiered.

Its great, when u got Maliovka t7mm and still manages to do most dmg in team and win,.... :) Tog platoons ftfw

I can clearly remember him admitting that they are an item.

He said they were an item within two weeks of Rita moving in , which rock have you been hiding under ?

also, they're engaged...

I think they are right for each other. Two of the nicest youtubers I know, both love tanks, II wish them the best.

which episode is this btw? I have missed some as i am now currently living under a rock (wall) called The Great Firewall of China. cant barely catch up since sometimes VPN just.... plainly doesnt work

"Zucove! The transmission broke my arm!" Most dreaded sentence for a soviet tanker

“Basil, We have lost the Rear steering Wheels!” -The most dreaded sentence for a Mark 1 tank driver

Ever heard tiger 131 stall out? 😣😳 cringeworthy.

"Hans the Engine,Several Track Wheels,and the Frontal Armor Plate broke!"-One of the most terrifying sentences for a Panther Tanker who survived his Panther being Mortally Wounded and had to repair it

He knows less about tanks than most men know about theatre makeup.

It also reduces the diameter of the hollow charge, which reduces its penetration. So far as I recall only the French 105 used this technology, so not used in the L7.

That's only the french. The rest use HEAT-FS, Fin Stabilised.

That is indeed another beautiful beast.

That reddish-brown color is called tractor red, in my neck of the woods. I think everything big and made of metal has been that color at 1 time or another

Anytinhing made out of steel :)

YES!!! Totally agree with that!!! My number 2 would be the SU-100Y by the very same reasons Jingles loves his TOG. I mean, I really can not fathom what was going through soviet engineers' heads of the time; "Yes sure let's make big stronk big box tonk and put naval gun in it! It will be good enough." OR the KV-2 for that matter, not that the KV-2 is in my top 5 list.

Javier Guillen the KV-2 was designed to blow up defenses. It was not at all meant for anti armor purposes with the exception of the KV-2 ZiS 6 with the 107. She's a bunker buster.

Nice how you are just trashing about the Panther

@@Serkay64 Over-engineering is in most German Vehicles after a certain Year.....

@@Serkay64 Panthers were trash in terms practicality

VioletGiraffe well, it is T34 T-34 is used to destinglish it from the other T34 tanks from the other nations

VioletGiraffe That's because he's on friendly basis with her. ;)

If they put in the dash it would slowed down production so wasn't allowed. 😉

Moggy yes comrade

Well he did the whole presentation without pronouncing a single letter T other than the one in Tank.

DanishWiking41 panther sides are not sloped as t 34 and the hull ia not even close

He said "Panzer menace," dummy.

The correct phrasing is, "Well, actually Jingles..."

George Bingham panzer means tank im german

he probably meant the panzer 3 or 4 when he said panzer (not panther)

indeed, that had been done by and oxy_acetalene torch and never saw a grinder

bastex I think he meant what shaped the hull.

that thickness of metal you do with a ecetalene torch of you try to cut that with a anglegrinder prepare for a couple of hours of grinding and a couple of boxes of disks

Actually Jingles....

now that you say this

I agree had a Skoda and my friend had a Nissan. We both at some time had to replace the alternator. With my Skoda it was a 10 min fix. With his Nissan of was done in 3 days. All because one bolt, yhea you read that right, ONE BOLT. Couldn't come out because the inner suspension bridge sat in the way. Had to remove the engine from it's bay to get the job done

Was the Chieftain a Failed German Midwar Tank Design that had 70 Chassis to mamy built and those 70 Chassis needed to be used for something? No,no it wasnt like that

And maybach

Kelvis Shandei I guess

Some things never change... No wonder the German tanks were so unreliable

Rolls is better at building cars then engines

Kelvis Shandei The British copied the design of the German plane engines during WW2 soooo