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The real question is how does patrick live without a job

The Sugar Daddy theory gives me the creeps, considering that Pearl is literally only 16-17 years old.

You know I've been wondering. Could it be intentional that Mr Krabs specifically married a whale? "Whales" are often referred to as people with lots of money to spend. Just wondering if the creators of Spongebob consciously chose that specific animal as a joke on Krabs' greedy side.

The weird thing is, the Patty Vault was never seen *EVER* again after Just One Bite

“Mother of pearl” i never realized what that meant until now and it’s been about 20+ years😭😭

according to Alex Bale, Mr. Krabs killed Pearl's mom during the war mentioned in Krusty Krab Training Video which states that he was in a deep depression after it. Bale states that the war was fought between the fish evolved by Neptune and the regular fish so not a war like of human history but a evolutionary one. this also explains how Bikini Bottom gets it's meat from similar to humans getting meat from farm raised livestock or by hunting that isn't for sport.

This made me wonder if Pearl is even a real whale. Does she ever go up to the surface for air, considering whales are actually mammals?

That’s wild! I have a theory of my own, Mr.K married a whale who had a kid already, she died, and now he raises his (step)daughter.

Here’s another theory. Stephen Hillenburg also did mention that the secret formula had NO meat. So, probably the Jail Cellmate (Pearl’s Father) KILLED Pearl’s mother, landing him a lifetime sentence in prison. He broke out since he wanted to break out and along the way, help Plankton steal the most guarded secret formula.

They should just make an episode showing that Krabs adopted Pearl after her mother died.

Or maybe Krabs adopted Pearl after the woman he loved left him or died. I mean, he falls in love with a puffer fish. So why wouldn't he have fallen for a whale? Maybe he's protective because he's a father and doesn't want Pearl hurt. And all that money spent on her birthday wasn't by Krabs. It was Spongebob who bought all of it. And considering you never see all that stuff again, he might have returned it.

I've always assumed that Mr. Krab adopted Pearl because it is in fact PEARL who owns the vast majority of Mr. Krabs wealth, via her mother/ father. Mr. Krabs is only custodian of the money while Pearl is still a minor. THAT'S why Pearl seems to be the only person who Mr. Krabs actually has to give into sometimes when it comes to matters of money. He know that, unless he keeps Pearl liking him, as soon as she turn 18 (which will be in literally 1-2 years) she's outta there, and she takes all of the money with her. It isn't so much that Mr. Krabs is Pearl's sugar Daddy as that Pearl is Mr. Crabs Sugar Daughter. That also might explain Pearls reaction at Mr. Krabs hypothetical funeral, if he dies, Pearl may get HIS money as well (since he has no younger relatives)

i liked to think when mr krabs was in the navy, he killed pearls mom and saw pearl as a newborn and decided to take her as his own.

Squidward, despite his name, is actually an octopus. (Stephen Hillenberg confirmed it.)

The only two things I wanted to point out is that the poster of a surfing whale could just be like when teenage girls put up pictures of boy bands and celebrities, and Pearl calling Mr Krabs 'Daddy' and acting cutesy when she wants something is just what a lot of spoiled girls would do with their actual father anyway.

I have a question about the pearl's mom is krabby Patties: If Pearl's mom is the krabby Patty, how come, in episode friend or foe, we see a flashback to when krabs plankton were kids, made the krabby Patty? I mean, pearl's mom wouldn't be big enough to make a lifetime supply of patties. In the episode, we see that the krabby Patty was discovered by random ingredients falling off the shelf.

I love that you and Alex bale ask questions the questions that we have been asking. i’m 26 and one of the most prolific spongebob watchers ever. I love that you talked about her dad Alex only touched base on who was her mom so this is refreshing

But , Mr. Krabs and Plankton had a falling out in their youth over restaurant and food disagreements. Long before Pearl was ever a thought. So, due to chronological disparities, the secret ingredient has to be multiple things, perhaps Pearl's mom amongst them but unlikely to be the sole component of the delicious formuler . Just saying. I still think it's (mostly) crab meat.

A part pf this theory was included in Alex Bale’s Spongebob theory, “The Evolution Theory”. He answers who Pearl’s biological mother is and what the ingredient to the secret formula is.

I actually never thought about pearl having a real father.

I’m sad that people think you are copying Alex bale’s theories. Alex bale did not talk about Pearl’s father but you did. At least they will know about Pearl’s father. Don’t take other peoples feelings of you too seriously. Keep doing what you love Cinian!. We love you so much

I have a theory that pearl's parents are paying mr krabs to take care of pearl while the are secret agents on a unknown location

about the squidward part of the sugar daddy theory, there was an episode where it was confirmed squidward used to babysit pearl when she was growing up (since she was a baby to be exact) and still gets asked to babysit her, there could be a chance squidward works with mr krabs, but i don't wanna get too far here, but i'd like to see people add to this

There are a few problems I have with the first theory 1: if Friend or Foe is canon, the recipe was made before Pearl's Mother was hunted 2: If Friend or Foe isn't canon, Mr. Krabs says the Krabby Patty is a FAMILY recipe, why would someone like his mother or Grandpappy Krabs, or even further back, have killed the mother, but keep the child? 3: If Krabs says "Mother of Pearl" because of his trauma, why would he relive it by killing Pearl? And for the last theory, there is an episode where we see a photo of Mr. Krabs with a baby Pearl, why would Mr. Krabs start dating the child he raised since she was a baby? Theory 2 is solid tho, no flaws there

I thought what this was getting at at first is that he married Pearl's mom and took in her daughter but killed her through either murder or negligence as part of an insurance scheme or because he was the prime beneficiary in her will but couldn't find it in his heart to do the same to Pearl. At least that'd make a lick of sense with Krabs' character. All of the 'evidence' for this theory is purely stylistic to either make things more nautical or nonsensical. The patty vault is a one-off gag that we never see again and it's shown that they continuously need to make new batches of patties. Sea cows also exist in the Spongebob universe as a fill-in for land cows and are most likely the source that all burgers, like Krabby Patties and Stinky Burgers, and other fill-ins for beef based foods are made of. 'Mother of Pearl' is supposed to be like 'mother of god/jesus' but also mother of pearl as in the shiny stuff that lines the inside of clam and oyster shells. And how do we know that Pearl isn't an in-universe religious figure that the Pearl we're familiar with is named after? Or that Krabs doesn't have enough interest in pearls that he'd name a kid after them? The picture of a whale in Krabs' house is clearly a painting because it's so simple and how would you even get a shot like that? At the right distance right at the perfect moment, and halfway underwater so you can even see the lower part of the whale. And the whistle by his door is a boat whistle that's supposed to be a doorbell like how Spongebob's alarm clock is a foghorn. In 'Sailor Mouth,' Krabs shows that he himself has a sailor mouth by swearing up a storm that shocks even Spongebob and Patrick when he stubs his toe, so he can't be that opposed to the sounds themselves but he tells the two not to say swear words as a fatherly figure. Krabs clearly has pretty fatherly instincts as he often plays a fatherly role to Spongebob and even calls him 'me boy' and is a sucker for caring for things. He had a pet worm named Mr. Doodles that appeared in a few episodes that he seemed to like, he took care of a scallop and was remorseful about having to let it go free and he holds sentimental value for loads of things that he doesn't gain money from. And is going the extra mile to make his girl happy and feel special and beautiful really gonna be that lucrative for him in the end as opposed to just letting her cry or be a bit disappointed? Could he even break even on the millions he spent on her let alone get away with it? And why do all sperm whales have to be related? Can't the whale up on Pearl's bed be a young surfer guy from TV or a band that Pearl thinks is cute? And the whale cellmate I guess could be Pearl's dad despite not looking as much like Pearl as Krabs', Squidward, and Patrick's parents do to them, but he could just be a scallawag who never cleaned up his act after leaving the navy and left his kid with his navy buddy, Krabs for whatever reason. Or Krabs got with his wife while he was out at sea and that somehow ended with him having custody of their kid.. I guess the sugar daddy thing could technically work but it's pretty creepy that he's had her since she was just born if it's the case. And hooked her up with his employee to go to a dance. And it's just a common thing, at least in shows for spoiled teenage girls to call their dad 'daddy' when they want something out of them. I think that might even be where the whole sugar daddy thing comes from in the first place. And were sugar daddies like, even a thing when the first Pearl episode or few were aired? It seems like a pretty recent thing, at least, recent to come out of a nasty back alley and into the public conscious.

I think the cellmate *could* be pearls dad but using the photo as evidence doesn't really make sense when you think about how humans put photos of actors and celebrities that they admire in their room

I always wondered why he said “mother of pearl “, there’s so many other phrases he could’ve used. And never quite made sense to me, it seems strange. Even as a kid

I'm so interested in the whole spongebob theories ever since I found u 😭 thank you for this!:P

Yeah, I always thought why everyone in Spongebob is single.

This makes sense just as much as the "krab meat" theory if not more

That was awesome! Thank you for that! A lot of time and effort went into that for sure! Fantastic!

Watching this made me feel merely uneasy but can’t argue with what you said great video.

bro just stole Alex bales theory

Another thing is mr. krabs could’ve adopted pearl because her father is in prison for killing pearls mother and mr. krabs teachers pearl about her kind that’s why there’s pictures of them all over the walls

One of the rules that Stephen Hillenburg established, was that he did not want to reveal Pearl's mother or the secret Krabby Patty formula.

What if pearls dad ate krabs love or his wife and he killed her mom out of revenge and didn’t know they had a baby and he realized he couldn’t bring himself to kill her and his love wouldn’t have wanted him to kill so he raised her also the pic above pearls bed is probably pearl surfing since she’s a teenage girl and probably went through a surfing phase at some point

This theory Falls flat on its face because the Spongebob show has never been inconsistent. For example they changed the Krabby Patty origin. The Krabby patty secret formula was an old Krabs family recipe but than it turns out in a special episode that Krabs and Plankton created the 1st krabby patty.

This is identical to Alex bales theory

I think a relatively normal theory would be either Pearl was adopted from one of Krabs naval buddies wives or he just genuinely is her father and for some reason she just came out all whale on her mothers side

The phrase "holy mother of pearl" Me crying because he said that

I’m an adult and this is what I like to look into about SpongeBob

I'm not as shocked as I should be because of Alex Bale's theory. But when you started talking about her father I was intrigued

Mr crabs once saw pearl as a little baby and her parents left and he didn’t want to leave her so he adopted her and raised her on his own

Umm that mother part is exactly like alex bale’s theory

I love you're theories, also is Pearl wearing a wig?

I really love your videos! Please keep doing this great work; we do not want to miss it

Maybe pearls mom married Mr. Krabs while she was pregnant with Pearl, and Krabs adopted her after she was born. That’s another good reason that would explain why Pearl doesn’t look like Mr. Krabs.

this guy literally has to be alex or am i tripping

Holy moly this Theory blew my mind!! 💯

Not even 1 second got straight to the point

Just a clone of Alex bales theory

Love these theories! Keep it up (:

I had no idea 🤭😳 thank you so much for this wonderful video and I really loved it ❤️

“Mother Of Pearl” OH MY GOD IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE

bro you really developed ur skills in montage .... im sooo surprised how insane and how much u upgrade ur content quality..... keep the good work bud ..... we are all supporting you !!!!❤

Love the video great to see you back with another

My question is why you didn't just watch Alex Bales theory...

I am thankful to have been recommended this video I’m now subscribed ❤

This explains why he killed squid ward in red mist

They aren't whale noises that Patrick and SpongeBob were saying. They were curse words, you can see it when mr.Krabs starts making the sounds and SpongeBob and Patrick snitch on him to his mom

Hey cinian love the vids keep it up

Did you just copy a part of Alex Bale’s theory from 1 year ago?? Why?

You forgot about “married to money” that shows that pearl is mr. Krabs daughter also in “Whale of a birthday” he says he had a banner since the day she was born as well as that there are other episodes that say mr krabs had pearl when she was born Oh yeah and uh something creepy if you are correct and Krabby Patties are made out of whale Patrick was wearing boots made out of whale in the episode “the battle of bikini bottom”

This theory is beyond dark and it makes sense which is scary

I think the reason a why plankton say “I went to college” Is because after they discovered the formula Krabs decided to not pay attention on education and more on money, while plankton went to college so he could get a job It’s more like a “Im smarter than you!” That’s my interpretation of it

Please never apply for a job at any investigative department ever.

I guest i can say mr krabs is the ultimate villain

Bro I like ur theories a lot They are entertaining 👍🏼 keep it up and glad to say I’m here before 100k😌 remember me bro

The sugar Daddy Theory isnt working, because in the episode 04x05 Selling Out Mr Krabs is seen holding a Photo Collection of him and Pearl as a toddler. So if theyd have this relation id be kinda more twisted

It’s kind of funny no one even consider that he adopted pearl

My teacher is leaving I guess this will cheer me up

Similar theory to others or not, I still love these videos, I have been fully on board with the Pearly Patties since the time I heard it. The Whale Cellmate father section was new though, and I think it’s perfect!

Congratioulations on 30 Thousand Subscriber Bro even knoe I just saw this.

I want a video explaining fires down there since you take everything so literal 😂

Yay

Fun fact if krabby pattys are pearls mother that explains why squidward loves it becaus squids natural "enemy" is whales

Amazing theory!

what if Pearl's father was abusive to his wife and kid (who was still a baby) and krabs was paid to help protect them, as a veteran in combat he mightve done little jobs like that for money or maybe had fallen in love somewhere along the way. But sadly he was unable to protect pearl's mom one night. After her father was locked up he adopted pearl to protect her because he wasnt able to protect her mother.

You forgot in the spongebob spinoff camp coral. We see that mr crabs had pearl when she was a baby so him being her super daddy would be gross

Spongebob: Friend or Foe; when Mr krabs and Plankton were children, they created a burger together, their partnership didn’t work out, the recipe was split in half and mr krabs’ half is the krabby patty recipe and planktons been trying to get it back since edit: autocorrect

Wow! Keep these videos coming

I have a theory, maybe Pearl’s actual father is serving life in prison for murder. We never see Pear’s mother in the show. Although Pearl calling Mr. Krabs daddy might actually be that she was really young at the time of the murder. Cause we see a whale in a Jail cell. Could that whale be Pearl’s actual father? Maybe Mr Krabs adopted Pearl from an orphanage cause of the incident. Besides, Krabs is a crab and Pearl is a whale.

the Squidward part really threw me off, this was a great theory!

Great job again Cinian

New Mr Krabs loves money more than Pearl and can be neglectful but does still care about her While new Mr Crabs was willing to give away his business, his pride, and His MONEY just so he can make his daughter happy in Pearl's first appearance. Even though Pearl doesn't actually want those things Mr Krabs is still willing to blindly throw all those away just to do what he thinks makes her daughter happy.

You had me at the sugar daddy theory 😳

The problem with this is that if it WERE the case that Krabs is Pearl’s Sugar Daddy, the creators then made it okay for a 16 year old to have a sugar daddy…

He may have just adopted Pearl. Since if you adopt a child you get money to use for their care.

There is a much later episode that Squidward took care of Pearl when she was younger and he used to be her babysitter so yeah it does make sense so I agree with you

The real question is how does Patrick still live-starfushes live until they're 36,but Patrick is 35

Or maybe Mr.Krabs was feeling lonely and adopted a daughter who just so happened to be a whale.

Always watching, let’s see what we get!

Its funny how none of us cared about any of this but as soon as we get older everything gets super crazy

My personal theory is that Krabby Patty meat is actually made of starfish especially since Patrick can regenerate to the extent that he can, and the one episode where he chops his own hand off in a whole other Patrick grows from that hand demonstrates that perfectly.

Pearl is my favorite character let see dark truth about her

I love this theory I really don't want Mr. Krabs to kill Pearl I like her. This reminds me of one of Alex Bale's theories.

Bro just ruined my whole childhood

I'm watching SpongeBob SquarePants on TV rn and watching this rn😅

I don't know what you could find but could you do a Ed and Eddie dark theory