@@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.

guys I think he/she is choking

@@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing

@@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-

@@eytche9066 or they

+Chris Noctskie omg same

Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!

+Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject

That is what I do in school, sometimes.

+Chris Noctskie me af

Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment

i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!

H he li be carbon n oxygen 0:17

@@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry

I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊

Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.

Love your zim icon

T D uhhhh...

@@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same

I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v

Sodium: Na Boron: You people are Boron.

XD Both Of Them Jokes Are Hilarious, I Love Science

You want to hear a joke about Oxygen and Sodium? O Na

Oxygen - O :

Oxygen and Potassium be like: OK.

Yes

noice all u hear is ARSENIC

my fav

What if there was a 119th element

​@@GriddyDaPlanty Thanks

all i hear is arsenism

I used this for a Chem quiz today xD

same! xD

where my Irvine students at?

what grade? lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)

Same LOL

The Jet Squadron Not me! I hate honors chemistry I've been lost since day one and I'm the only freshman in that class ughh

hahaha I get it

Nice one mate XD

Great, blog it.

me too

Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".

And "ununtrium" is "nihonium," "ununpentium" is "moscovium," and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."

and ununoctium is ognession.

EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG

Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...

I want to do that now

Molybdenum

but actually do you know how long you will write it? :/

I want my password to be that now XD

I subed

Rubidium

Mnemonics r way better

just like the abc

YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT

I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part

I have a cover of this

yessss

@@devinwiles4119 upload it then

I did, it’s on a different channel

Link?

Wow, well done👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Bruh

Good!

Bruh

Waah Bhai

Jackson I

Jackson z

Jackson You Just Did

NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.

I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore

i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost

i know this might be stolen but true 😂

@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro

@@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song

@@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence

@@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈

OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.

I dont understand the barium part

Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”

...nice one

I love this joke so much

Thats me every day

Same

cringe lord

MEEEEE

Thats not true

XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha

XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit

2:21

foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.

foryoazz that's quick

Thanks for this much hard work 😇

You got the last but wrong - Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine and Oganesson are called ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium and ununoctium in this version

Tysm

​​Yeah​@@cool_guy87is right, this is where those elements haven't occupied yet

Asian Nation I can

No joke if u go my channel and like my vid and comment I will show u

I did

I can't... It's too fast 😂

i can but like cant sing as fast

Felt that

me: its hard to explain *starts thinking of kuroo*

Si soy

I DID IT FOR KUROO 💀

@@no6448 whos that

That conversations was like therapy sessions ❤️‍🔥

Noah Sno this is good

trolololol

Atom 1 is Hydrogen,Because he ain’t got any neutrons Atom 2 is helium

Except electrons are negative

that's very true

Same😅😅

Aha

SAME

Same. How do i sing that fast for the last one. I get credit for the periodic table if i sing this song.

the jokes will help u remember.

Im in 6th grade omg

Oh I’m on 4th grade. So also i need this

elated leo yes

elated leo theres an alphabet song... Does that count?

you filthy lil mudblood

Dash0104 so true

Same XD

AHAHA ikr same

I already did

same it is so hard to keep up with the song at beginning but it like the back of my hand so catch but arrghh

I did last year with the old version XD

That's going to be literally me during that test, like singing "And now, ASAP Science presents the periodic table! There's hydrogen..." Lols

Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....

@@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA

I only make chemistry jokes, periodically.

I would make a chemistry pun but I wouldn't get a good reaction

When all the girls react to me like the noble gases.

Chemistry jokes are sodium ausome I would make a chemistry joke but I was like na all the good ones argon

IM DYING XD

AYOO ARMY I will forgive you for that pun BUT AYOOO ARMY

Kpoptart AYEE lolll

Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd *sighs*

Everyone makes science puns, i do a lot of them, but only Periodically

Chili Dog nice onee

@Ella Bergman Hydrogen and Helium and Lithium and Beryllium,Boron,Carbon everywhere,Nitrogen all through the air,With Oxygen so you can breath

And Fluorine for your pretty teeth

Lanthumnum

Cerium

And prasyidemium

Agreed❤️

+Sarunas Kubilius This is how they are taught in a lot of schools actually, not always songs, but teachers are trying new things to make school better (shows who really cares about whether the next generations of humans will be smart.)

+Lawrence Clarkson what do you mean by that that?

+Sarunas Kubilius i assume the people who replied are children.

+iXbeXy Why?

Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium No K

That one is geat ! :D

Netflik Fix hi

Fiolioco Mataafa :DD

Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke

well played

Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩

when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO

Mochi Shinz welcome to the club

Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment

It is a good feeling for sure, my friend. I am a huge geek btw

That's why we have you😎

@@PremSingh-zk7yg damn 😂😂😂 bro!

Zsfdaeenhaqejh

Wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable without it.

Ya because its all like stop motion

Take all your bad chemistry jokes, and Barium

The right way to say this would be K2O

wow thanks for taking my joke. now all the good ones argon

Two chemists walk into a bar, one says he'll have some H2O, the second one says he'll have some H2O too. The second one dies.

If I told any periodic table jokes, I wouldn't get a reaction.

well done.

lium

Michael Jackson HeHe

HeHeHe Der war gut

Heard tellurium and helium were a couple. TeHe

mychemicaljulia it's all mine

imma fail

Gerard Way's Apple j

mychemicaljulia lol

mychemicaljulia Nice job!!

+The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan

+Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.

Magniloquence progeny you're one of them

+The Killer ... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....

WizardXZD auto correct

It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂

😂

I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂

And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵

@@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that

🤣😂🤣😂 YES!!!! Love it 😊

who here is here cus their teacher set this for home learning?

@@bumgarner4987 to who ??

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

@@nora3586 what?

I learn more at school. That's probably because most of the time I just have to read textbooks while everyone else does the work I did when I was 5.

ひたちいんひかる. Hey, dude, I'm learning Hiragana right now and I keep forgetting which is sa and chi. is your name hitachiin hikaru or hitasain hikaru?

hitachiin hikaru, he's an anime character, I do know hiragana though, in case you were wondering.

Same here Mico Lirazan

Mico Lirazan me 2

tell me when this is updated...

yes

Yeah, Uut was named nihonium, Uup was named moscovium, Uus was named tennesine, and Uuo was named Oppungon.

"opponogon

+Just Multiply I never got that far so good for me😃

#WORTH

Exactly

helium*heavily breaths*

lol

😂😂😂😂😂 lol

With oxygen so you can breathe and fluorine for your pretty teeth!

Neon to light up the signs, and sodium for salty times!

Magnesium, aluminium silicon

PHOSPHORUS then sulfur chlorine then argon

L

+Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???

+a duh i thought sodium is Na and potassium is K?

+NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees

+Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol

crazykid948 10

you go glen coco!

Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃

+Sian Hayes I agree. Let's make a poll! #Steveforhelium

Kitty Kat Izzy ha Yes

Sian Hayes Let's do it!

There's Hydrogen and Helium Then Lithium, Beryllium Boron, Carbon everywhere Nitrogen all through the air With Oxygen so you can breathe And Fluorine for your pretty teeth Neon to light up the signs Sodium for salty times Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese CHORUS This is the Periodic Table Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali react agressively Each period will see new outer shells While electrons are added moving to the right Iron is the 26th Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get Copper, Zinc and Gallium Germanium and Arsenic Selenium and Bromine film While Krypton helps light up your room Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and... Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits Where Lanthanides have just begun Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium Neodymium's next too Promethium, then 62's Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium Ytterbium, Lutetium Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old Mercury to tell you when it's really cold Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy Radon, Francium will last a little time Radium then Actinides at 89 REPEAT CHORUS Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium Americium, Curium, Berkelium Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium Ununtrium, Flerovium Ununpentium, Livermorium Ununseptium, Ununoctium And then we're done!!

Rainbow Kale brah

xD

GOSHDARNIT

STOLEN.

Copycat.

Lol

Nell R *siiigh*

I’m DEAAADDD 😂

OMg

Ah - the element of surprise. Atomic mass: 119 Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.

Nell R gneiss

true

I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.

Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.

@@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this

True

TeleportBread looool

I laughed so hard 😂

TeleportBread that’s a dad joke😑🤦‍♀️

I applaud you but at the same time I'm cringing haha

Actually it would me MgO

Caitlyn Allan did you just..

Caitlyn Allan My teacher was talking about Potassium so I just nodded and said "K"

KaTsUp 9000 😂😂

Caitlyn Allan mgsnafbasv

Well I totally didn't Si that pun coming!

Xenon: Xenon is a chemical element with the symbol Xe and atomic number 54. It is a heavy, colorless, odorless, and tasteless noble gas that is more than four and a half times heavier than air. Xenon is found in trace amounts in Earth's atmosphere and in the gasses emitted by some mineral springs. Being an inert gas it has no luster , malleability or ductility and is also a very poor conductor of electricity. In addition to headlamps and ion drive engines, xenon is used for photographic flash lamps, bactericidal lamps (because it produces ultraviolet light), various lasers, moderate nuclear reactions, and motion picture projectors. Xenon can also be used as a general anesthetic gas. Bromine: Bromine is a chemical element with the symbol Br and atomic number 35. It's a volatile, red-brown liquid at room temperature that evaporates easily to form a similar-colored vapor. Bromine is denser than water and sinks in it. It has a bleach-like odor and dissolves in water. Bromide is a type of medication used to treat severe epilepsy, particularly causing myoclonic seizures. Bromide comes in two formulations: triple bromide (contains three different variations of bromide: ammonium bromide, potassium bromide and sodium bromide) and potassium bromide.The most well-known use of bromine is in making photographic films. Silver bromide is light-sensitive and is used to manufacture photography plates. Its microscopic particles, when exposed to light, undergo a change as a result of chemical reaction. Thulium: Thulium is a chemical element; it has symbol Tm and atomic number 69. It is the thirteenth element in the lanthanide series of metals. It is the second-least abundant lanthanide in the Earth's crust, after radioactively unstable promethium. It is an easily workable metal with a bright silvery-gray luster. Thulium is malleable and ductile, as well as being a good conductor. Thulium is used as a source of radiation from portable X-ray devices and in nuclear reactions. Despite being slightly expensive, superconductors of high-temperature use thulium. It is used for manufacturing ferrites and ceramic magnetic materials for microwave items. Mercury: Mercury is a chemical element with the symbol Hg and atomic number 80. It's also known as quicksilver or liquid silver. Mercury is a shiny, silver-white metal that's liquid at room temperature. It has a melting point of -38.9°C and a boiling point of 356.7°C. Mercury is the only metal that remains liquid at room temperature. It is used in older thermometers, fluorescent light bulbs and some electrical switches. When dropped, elemental mercury breaks into smaller droplets which can go through small cracks or become strongly attached to certain materials. Mercury is the only metal on earth that is liquid at room temperature. Liquid mercury is so slippery that it will fall your skin if you try to hold it. It is so heavy that 2 tablespoons of mercury weighs about one pound! Elemental mercury, if inhaled, can cause permanent lung damage and potential brain damage. Inorganic mercury can damage kidneys and cause blood loss. Organic mercury can damage your central nervous system (brain and spinal cord). Large amounts of mercury or long-term exposure can lead to death if not treated.

G3m1ngC3tYT 934 same xd

Relatable,I do this all the time when I listen to music and I don't know the lyrics

I slow the video down

You meant 95-112?

same

Good one xD

Lawrence Tran lmao

I get it and anyone who doesn't know what h2o2 is it's hydrogen peroxide

Wow, H2O2, nice

I got it, and have a social life. DEAL WITH IT.

Oh, salty!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Get out

howellingaboutphan x ay phandom

I finally got ur jk!!! ahahahhahahaha!