My biggest flex is I can still rap it this fast

i was having extreme diarrhea but i heard this song and this was my motivation song. it changed my life in several ways, in a good way. i got hoes,i got bitches, im rich, i have a big house, im elon musks kid, im kim k’s kid, and all of this happened after i heard this song. thank you for posting this. this song is the light of my life. you made the best of me.

This song will be legendary forever

Lyrics:) May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

I LOVEEE slim shady HE IS EVERYTHING

The fact that I can rap this on this speed makes me feel like I have accomplished something 😂

OMG it's so underrated u deserve better bestie

i feel guilty to listening this music without having daddy issues

i love eminems raps so much oml, AND THAT INSTRUMENTAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1:44 FAV PART

Eminem has my heart

Here is the lyrics ❤ May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

My favorite lines: “Ya’ll actin like you’ve never seen a white person before” “And dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots dr Dre’s dead in my basement” “Will smith don’t cuss in his raps to sell records,well I do so fuck him and fuck him to” “You could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings” “I guess there’s a slim shady in all of us” I swear all those lines are so like iconic

Rule 89: If there's a song, there's a sped up version

This song is a whole new vibe

the loop button looks really nice today

theese silly songs singlehandendly raise my mood every morning, i dont know what id do without them ❤

OMG I LOVE THIS SO I DID NOT KNOW THAT THEY HAVE A SPEED UP OF THIS!!!!

3:07 danggg

This man could roast anyone in the world 💀

My toxic trait is thinking I could rap this

Eminem always gives you goosebumps. Best rapper❤

I love this sm too😍😍

I LOOOOVE SLIM SHADY

I was looking for a reaction video to this song but came across this and I'm not quite sure what I just listened to but I'm here for it

I love thissss, i love sped up songs, i listen to this one on 1.25x speed, This is so great omll keep it up !!

This song>>>>>>

bruh this song wont get out of my head

Tell me why i cleaned my room for the first time in a WHILEEEEE jamming to this on loop

The real slim shady is already standing

SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i love this song because it is JUST a GREAT song

omg this song is so amazing i just cant stop LITSENING

my dad and i like blasting Eminem songs when my mom and little brother are away. it’s always fun.

damn thanks for this i got ym homework done because of this and now my mind is going to fast its amazing

I love this sm.

Always gives good vibes

This is like my normal talking speed lmao 😭😭😭 that's why I love Eminem sm it's so fun to learn the songs

1:03 the best moment

Me encanta esta cancion♡

SLAYED

I repeat this song so many times that it's already 8pm 😅 i started at 2pm

1:03 is so iconic thoo

I LOVE IT!!!

AMAZINGGGG 10/10

eminem 🔛🔝

this channel >>>

I still remember the time my teacher put finish the lyrics from famous songs and this song came up and all the boys were singing so loud😭😭😂

bro this songs my childhood 😍😍

I love this

I LOVE THIS HOW IS THIS NOT VIRAL YET!

1:17 - 2:06 favorite part ! 🤩 Keep up the amazing work Eminem ❤‍🔥❤‍🔥

I love this song!!

This song is legendary

This song is just old but it got good VIBEEBEBEBE

Minha música favorita ❤

My hardest flex I can this on 2x even sped up!

FIREEEE

'Thatt rap' i can't forget it

My ear👂😭👌💕💕💕

Not me over here singing this whole rap without breathing on 1.25

back in my day we used to call this nightcore

He is a legend

Amazing that I can rap it this fast

Same my flex is that I can rap this no matter the speed

1:43 best part ❤

BRO THE CAR IS FROM BELGIUM ME TOO OMFG

my childhood song

Bro crazy thing is that I sing all of it fast❤❤❤❤

0:58 ❤

Muito bom 😎

I put this on 2x playback speed I ahem zero regrets

Love this song stop

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here? Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals Well, some of us are cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes... I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy Half of you critics can't even stomach me Let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe! I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin' In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady, please stand up? And put one of those fingers, on each hand up And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

when I was 8 I was looping this on Spotify and my sister just was so confused on how I know this song

I love it sm ❗

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me dancing thinking in my mind that i am in a edit

My biggest flex is that im from netherlands and still can rap this

I love this song OMG!!!!!!!!

1:45

1:17

I like Emiem music This music is in my list of music

When the car is form Belgium 🥴

love this song

sound real well

1:46 for walk talk and act like me

Tiembla eminen 😻

u r a rap god if u can rap this

emenim fans how much

i can sign this sped up without messing up

i love ur acc

It makes me feel like a badass. Lip singing this on the backseat of the car.

1:00

i think it's quite like "Without me" sometimes

So fast and good 10 10

Dziękuję bardzo

yooo so fast

eminem is my husband

This slays .