ya

Wait… 666… *Oh shi-*

w h a t

W. H. A. T.

W

That may be a paradox.

The data is recorded by another observer. I feel so smart.

maybe their friend wrote the report

@@ilcubo32 observers dont work in real life either

@@kaboomgaming4255 by observer I mean person who is just standing there to observe and collect data

@Soinas Doyi aaaaab

M

I have no idea why I’m here and I’m absolutely terrified =3

She did in episode 1 when she talked about phantoms

@@Stealthfang270 And went on to make the most beloved mob in minecraft- AHAHAHAHAA

Panda too

Asked this on Twitter. They said it was just normal axolotl/panda sound but with a higher pitch.

Never ask why you should not ask a women her age or a man his salary or how mojang got the axolotl death sound

It's a joke 💀 don't take it too seriously..

no animal was harm when they record the sounds

Yes

Computer ruling minecraft... Ah yes. A floor made out of floor

M.A.R.I.L.L.A made out of M.I.N.E.C.R.A.F.T.'.S .F.O.U.N.D.E.R

Yes

YES THATS A GREAT IDEA

hahahahaha

Why is there no comments

martha: am i a joke to you?

*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

“I’m the result when you pay your son for hugs”

AHEM! AND ENTITY 303 AND 404

@@Nyet_komrade bruh

But they delayed caves and cliffs the same way becausw they werent ready

สุาสะสพมัม

@@user-hg5ri8qu4pOh look it's the funny noodle language

And it should add a potion effect called depression. It would slow you down, weaken you, milk wouldn’t get rid of it, and it last for a unknown amount of time.

And Makes all of the overword a cave made of stone And the nether has gone back to looking like the pre 1.16 update

Removes every block except stone, spruce wood,netherrack and endstone and adds wooden tables

-Adds depressed obsidian -removes faces on droppers dispensers and observer -water is renamed as tears -height damage is increased

Adds Rarmen

aww c'mon. you could at least try

SussyBaka Update best

So true 🤣

Imagine If Narrator Said "And I Used To Remember When People Call Steve With Eye Problems Scary"

if the creator is the firm that doesn't exist why are there people who believe in it yet?

But lived to say it doesn't work. Lol

@@peony4175 Or someone watched!!!

Fun fact: whoever tested it out went back to Mojang to tell them it didn't work. For their brave sacrifice, Mojang based the Zombie mob off of that brave intern

The fact someone tried to make one is strange.

This is why I carry 5 Totems when I go to the Nether

Me to

Hope they aren't removing stone

Yeah, I'm really Glad they didn't remove Cobblestone

@@gwxd5 here have a like ;)

@@unknownofficial5973 look in the background, there’s stone

@@teathesilkwing7616 oh cool

Queen elizabeth: maybe im not real..

@@morbius4296 she has an entire inventory of shulker boxes full of them

@@morbius4296 Now I am convinced that the Queen is added by mojang

@ZakIsLost how about both

@ZakIsLost nah she has mending on her body

pretty sure they were just referencing mario kart, not saying they won't update minecarts

wat

this was a *super* mario *kart* joke not a minekart joke.

@@katiaferreira1573 * ssssshhhhh *

Psst... the new update gave us the ability to waterlog rails and carts! 😁

@@RexysFamilyDiner you are a failure

@@RexysFamilyDiner just go ask disney to make your animation popular.

@@freezeflame1 bruh troll

@@freezeflame1 ಠಿ_ಠ

@@RexysFamilyDiner stop begging

@@gwxd5 put it down if you try to exploit it

@@gwxd5 get dis like

Wait, glow squid? Uprising? Oh no, it's all starting to make sense

Sense*

@@beanface7408 yes the glow squids paid Dream to rig the vote and make everyone vote for them and then they can take over Minecraft

Is that- a tomska reference

that's not an atari

@@XxXShadeeznutzXxX yes

@@lingoteen respect

Can we turn that into a slightly shorter splash text?

@@gottalivehappy "the nether update was timed perfectly"

@@dombelly3343 "for 2020"

@@dombelly3343 perfection

The much better comment he talked about: Yet another episode of mojang being the only company that knows how to appeal to the younger generation

Hi I’m susy baka!1!1 😺📮🆘🥶

Yeah

E

@@gwxd5 nioooiooi1!1 😺🐈🐱😭😭 so sad I like!1!1 🥶

@pixelcraftian i know that new 1.18 looked amazing i was starting to get worried they were gonna remove cobblestone 😅

I just heard it XD nice

Coders: *wait, that’s ilegal*

But Jesus Christ himself is with that many 6's 😂

That's literally what's carrying it rn

i don't get it can i exlplain

@@nolmao366 "666" is the number of satan. She's implying that she's the result of putting "666" in Minecrafts code Also nice pfp and name

i think they sort of did that in the how we make minecraft series.

@@kaboomgaming4255 no I mean showing glitches and bugs

@@Boable They did. They just didn't dedicate it to just that because it'd be freaking boring to all but the minute few who could just look up information on the wiki anyway. They fit the information between all the self-inflicted jokes.

*14w26a World Gen flashbacks* That is why you should make backups

@@JarieSuicune ok I’ll explain what I actually mean I want there to be a show called how we break Minecraft where they breakdown all the information about the game and show it only on UKposts so that it’s exclusive to only here so no Facebook Instagram or Twitter (etc) also I want it to show stuff that they didn’t reveal in snapshots like how dinnerbone posted a picture of the (forgotten item) quiver and other stuff like that

It's pretty sad when your rival is a computer who can't move without help

Hmm yup

@AleNoConstancy What

@@purpletory1988 do you know what shipping means or?

@AleNoConstancy inhales *marilla is literally a computer.* but i kinda ship it too...

Permanently delayed has the same meaning as “on indefinite hiatus” Its basically canceled

hi

Scrap man

Did you transfer it to the cloud?

@@GabePuratekuta ps4

How can Steve carry millions of pounds of gold blocks

how do creeper explode how do glowstone glow how do crying obsidian cry how do the drowned drowned

@@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257 it gets so excited that it blows up

@Filapator Strays use Arrows of Slowness

A stack of likes, perfect

The advertisement! Not the life form i was looking for...

Ikr I can only think of a couple that actually poke fun at themselves...

@@gwxd5 put it down, like you should’ve been a long time ago

@@gwxd5 Maybe the cat should do something likable then

What do you mean " I- "

@@gwxd5 don't beg for likes

*sad backstory*

i second this

i third this

i fourth this

i fifth this

I sith this

@Bruh Bruh you have a nice hot dog, big and slong.... 🥵😳

@@SarahTheP8rnStart ???

@@SarahTheP8rnStart _😳_

@@PlzDoNotTheFade how did you do that??!?!!?

@@ikerrad2804 type (underscore) (emoji) (underscore) ALL together

Okay 👍

Okay 👍

👍оК

Okay 👍

@@katiaferreira1573 а ты знаеш русский язык?😅

download an apk of an old version, buy a disk of an old version, or jailbreak ur iOS device

love that one

Speaking of the name Martha, the other week me and my friends were going to see Black Widow, and my BB brother said this to my friends. "Martha's hewe! Martha's hewe!" And her name is Shahad!!!!!

@Elias Figueroa 𓃠 Don't reply to bots, pretty sure there's a chance that they can hack yo device by you interacting with em

Yes a game I'm addicted too I need the new curse

yes

I noticed that right away lol

I was actually thinking to myself that it would be if she threw it into the fire right before we see it burning.

I cracked up at that

same :p

The “just play ori update” wheeze

i noticed it last second lol

Gotta love you 😳

@@sssunnyd7874 No you

@@Stealthfang270 aaaagghhh!!💀💀💀

noooooooooo whyd you have to ruin it at the end :(((

@@bastian3461 the thanks for the likes?

same ):

Big Oof

R/hol up

actually it does worked but people renamed it to "Rope"

@@iPlayMC Ok

I love it, makes me love this game more.

I like it but I wish they spent more time towards updates, compared to other companies with way, way better and more complex graphics, they’re so slow at updates, I’ll forever stay loyal but it’s just annoying, can’t wait till they get robots to program games for them

@@tree479 on the contrary, as a hobbyist modder & plugin developer, I sometimes feel updates roll out to fast! Recently though, there's been a nice timing, for me personally, at least

I love it! These videos make me laugh and Im rewatching them right now!

@@RexysFamilyDiner dude you’re like, begging for ppl to watch you but just in a different way, you shouldn’t do that, it doesn’t help

lol

@Bruh Bruh shut up

@@chachoplay13 IKR THEY WILL HATE HIM/HER MORE BECAUSE HES/SHES SPAMMING

@@RexysFamilyDiner ur hopeless

no, its just frozen in time

But hey thats just a theory 😆

@@badpiggs a game theory!

True XD

No one cares about your opinion tho

@@dragonenthusiast9528 me too

@@dragonenthusiast9528 if no one cared people wouldn't get cancelled

actually that would be cool, if they add a few other funny items

Forever alone update: removed multiplayer, removed mobs, and gave steve depression

Leave me alone cheat but in minecraft.

And all players become invisible

All mobs have your face on their face

ههه

@@user-tz4tw6bx3j ???

@@trini009 “when the chip has drip”

Mojang is the poster child for what companies should be

Bbbut mojang BAAAD ttthey ar laazyy >:((( the cav update is so easy to make, modddrs can make it in two weeks why does it tæk them so looong 😭😭😭

@@nachoferrari240 they aren't lazy! LET'S SEE HOW YOU CAN DO CODING! AND GET Pressured by fans like you!

@@nachoferrari240 but can modders do it perfectly in both bedrock and java?

Why not Giant Zombie? Would make the game far more interesting to have a 0.0001% chance spawn of absolute doom.

All of those biomes besides the jungle edge (which has been recently confirmed to be coming out for experimental snapshot 5) are redundant to have in the game because the terrain allows for nearly every biome to have mountains.

@@105rookie Did mojang say these biomes will be back in the game?

@@bothenumberblockslogoedito1339 A new snapshot just got released today, and the patch notes said that the jungle edge has returned.

@@105rookie Bu the way I think Wooded Hills will work out best renames to Forest Hills if it's making a return.

It is true these I really enjoy

"Better" being defined as "basically the exact same except incapable of using a controller for input or playing with your real friends but hey we have a chargeable sword attack wheee!".

@@JarieSuicune Also "Hey, our Redstone is different and it's the OG version" Dudes... Just play whatever you like, no one is gonna judge you!

@@aiosquadron Facts.

@@JarieSuicune *It's better because: *A. They intentionally made it easier to mod after modders started to do their thing *B. Redstone is more consistent (sometimes it makes less sense, but at least it always makes less sense in the same ways) *C. There are less game-breaking glitches (eg. being technically in flying state when you're not flying and clipping through blocks in Bedrock) *D. It has hardcore (because it's less likely you'll die from an unfair glitch) *E. You can use your offhand for more things *Bedrock has its pros too- better baby animals, better optimization and cross-platform play among them. Also, in Bedrock you can push tile entities like chests using pistons. *But they're not wrong in saying Java is better- it's not better in every area, but this person clearly values Java's qualities more

Don't you DARE start a platform wa- it's too late

I did not notice that

@foopyu nooui Where's your out?

Expect the hunters to start hunting. Start Running.

Nax make it a pay to play dlc

@@dungeontnt They could put it in the Marketplace for free. I don't think "Pay" to play though.

@@SlinkSuperior99 yeah that's definitely an option

@@SlinkSuperior99 Or a separate game

They should price it at $399 ⭐️

That’s where the sound was coming from! Ofc I totally remember that game!

This isn't where you report bugs.

ive had that happen to me it really is annoying

@@RexysFamilyDiner BRUH STOP I SAW YOU ON BIJUU MIKES VIDEO JUST STOOOPPPPPPPP

@@RexysFamilyDiner THEY WILL HATE YOU MORE BECAUSE YOURE SPAMMING

@@Savariable Kinda weird that minecraft didn’t include 1.1.1 alpha witch destroyed minecraft