So much greatness packed into a 14 minute video!

Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!

11:14 Now THAT boat just came in from Cuba! LOL

9:59 "Like a cuban cowboy" got me...The Gaucho!

Alfred, one of your best yet! That's a complete load of chit. Keep it up, bro.

Another round of bumper boats. Like cars, but without brakes. Last guy using a weedeater instead of an engine. Bro, good clips bro.

I think the guy at the end converted is string trimmer to his boat engine 😂

Watching these are like seeing people slip and fall on the ice here in IA, you want to laugh but know you shouldn't. LOL

That duck is a reincarnated boater you filmed messing up.😂

🤣I must have missed the "Attack Quack" episode and was that a weed eater conversion at the end. Freakin Luv It!

Having to deal with the fools at boat ramps is a good argument for forking out the extra $ for a marina berth!

nice crazy moments...always have rope, paddle, and fenders!!! oh and gas...lol

"Holy Chit Batman, they're in a jam!" "You got that right old chum!"

man does the Florida boat life ever look amazing.

Lmao best one was the back and forth Aquasport with the Suzuki!!! hahahaha

Ohh chit!! That was an epic episode Alfred! Have me here dying laughing 😂

It's amazing to see how many people gas it at the dock, nor do they have fenders.

That boat towards the end looked like it went through Normandy Beach evasion back in 1944

Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊

THE GENERAL IS COMING

I’ve never bought a fender. I find them almost every time I go out.

good one MARY QUISMISS 😂

All those boaters got all the dollars but no cents. XD

I can’t believe I have watched every video on this memory lane Clíp. I’ve got to get a life 😊

My Dad took out a few outboard motors learning how currents work, etc.. Thx for making him feel less disgraceful.

Alfred there’s a lot of people doing boat ramp videos but they have nothin compared to you ❤ from Michigan ✌🏻

Lazo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪💪💪💪 cuban cowboy 🤠 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The duck may have a clutch of eggs near you.

Did that last guy have a weed eater in the water?!?!

They love that Corner of the Dock 🤪

I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there. I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma. Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive

Definitely has been a good year for the chit show 👍👍😎

Crank it Port and floor it. lol

Ah, The Chit Show indeed !

Weekend warriors at there finest!

At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.

To be fair the corners on that pier are ridiculous lol, fiberglass shop designed those piers :D

Alabao!!!! hahahaha

The lasso was awesome!!!

muscovy ducks are demons bro

There are some good ones in there and some that make you cringe. Thanks for putting this together.

Fred!!!!love the videos!

🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻 Awesome chit dude

Saw a woman lose her thumb and for finger Trying to stop a boat against the dock Sarasota Fl Ramps

Great Video!

When it's windy....all bets are off.

Funny video Mr.ALFRED!!!

The Chit Show Greatest Hits.

Браво.😅😅😅

So much skill on display😂

Floridiots are awesome !!!👍✌️✌️

I LOVE THE SOUND OF FIBERGLASS CRACKING IN THE MORNING 😅

That was a good one Alfred. I'm a new subscriber, but you got me LMAO 🤣 with your commentary and of course Fred the mascot.

Fred! What a legend

ALFRED! Did you ever think of Fred Snacks, just like Scooby Snacks?

"He almost killed her, and got her back" I'm dead

That duck is a secret attack duck who has it in for you Alfred…..did you hurt hurt a family member????

Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂

The people sitting in their chairs watching the chit show are my heroes

It seems that many boaters fail to keep in mind that the steering is like having a rear wheel drive car that looses its steering without power.

Dude, it would be a blast to bring a lawn chair, cooler and chill out with you at the “chit show!”. 😂

The only reason I watch this is that it reminds me of my beginnings .

Boats were taking a beating in this video wow 😲 😱

Good stuff Alfred!

Funny as usual

Fred not only is back he must be hungry because he’s stuck in😅

I was in Miami for a cruise and was just going to stop by to see Fred.

Awesome! 👍

That duck is nJealous of Fred!

Wait....... A damn minute. Was that a weed Wacker transformation?

The Robalo @5:40 actually hurt my heart to watch

I've gotta give it to ya buddy. I'd be having to defend myself against so many fights because I would be roaring in laughter at all these buffoons! I wouldn't be able to stay as compassionate or serious as you, if you wanna call it that. Lol.

Reminds me of Jaws.. when all the nuts grab boats to get the jaws.. crazy..

Some of these people are just taring their boats all to hell

Hi Alfred. Man I love your new hat. I got to have one. Big fan up here in Michigan. I will buy one from you. Let me know.

Are all these people drunk???😂😂

5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.

Nice boats getting banged up and that's me I'm the last boat with a lawnmower engine.

These videos show how many people do not need to own a boat. PERIOD

Moving my boat to Miami next week, and these videos are terrifying me….broward ain’t like this folks. I’m putting in at 5am

Fred looks good

Somethings up with that duck

Best put some 'spect on ol Big Fred the Boat Dock Dinosaur!

2:58 - Rupert the "Black Swan" tried that once in Newport Harbor (Ca.), but he lost.

You need to have shirts that say the chit chow

Damn Alfred these people must really hate their boats

It's the World's Largest Pinball Table!

With the amount of time it took me to see Fred…. I would have been lunch.

Boating 101 never approach something faster than you are willing to hit it…. Seems like allottttt of Floridians missed the memo lol 😂

I love my island people...most have a fun outlook on life..

Out of all the years while my dad was still alive we had one instance with high winds & a 15' bass boat and got it done...these people should not be operating a boat... scary stuff & thanks for sharing the videos...😮

It’s an alligator!

Some of the closure speeds these dudes run up to the dock with just blows my mind. Very little will go wrong if you're taking it slow and easy. Even if you end up wildly out of position you can just swallow your pride and back away slowly. Reset yourself and give it another try!

The problem is rich people can’t con boats like us rednecks

You should see the rich dudes at Lake Powell try to dock their massive house boats. When they hit the dock, the dock moves like 10'. Money don't equal brains! Hey also, so do y'all in FL actually get in and swim in there with those crocs?

I don't know why the rollback made the cut, it worked.

This clip shows that money doesn't and never will buy brains or knowledge

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Some people have no business owning a boat.

Why Cubans come over on Rafts 😂😂😂