The White House Smells Like Hamberders

  Переглядів 2,785,039

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

5 років тому

You say hamburgers, I say hamberders. Let's call the whole presidency off!
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertUKposts
For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE:
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

КОМЕНТАРІ: 4 600
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 5 років тому
The Clemson Tigers thought they were visiting the White House, turns out they were going to White Castle.
@ortizracing7534
@ortizracing7534 5 років тому
KingOfMadCows At least White Castle would have been better! It’s like he wakes up every morning and asks himself what stupid can I do today to maybe hopefully get impeached!
@jimreynolds2674
@jimreynolds2674 5 років тому
Except at White Castle at least they'd get fresh, hot burgers...not cold shit piled up on fancy white linen. Mmmm, I can just taste those cold, greasy fries now...
@peterfromgw4615
@peterfromgw4615 5 років тому
KingOfMadCows Mate, I really like your comment....... DJT is a practicing idiot - he’s not smart enough to the rated as a fully functional idiot. Greetings from Australia.
@JeremyGalloway
@JeremyGalloway 5 років тому
Severely underrated comment here. This is GOLD!
@shockwaveexp3465
@shockwaveexp3465 5 років тому
Lol even that's an insult to White Castle
@BNSFGuy4723
@BNSFGuy4723 5 років тому
Imagine entering the White House and being served cold fast food. What a disgrace! 😡
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 5 років тому
Let them eat cake.
@luishernandez2719
@luishernandez2719 5 років тому
"I went to the white house and they fed us cold fast food with no drinks" is a sentence someone can actually say now. America sure is great again.
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 років тому
Trump is like really really rich and like really really high class .
@sssteel99
@sssteel99 5 років тому
Soggy fries
@GreenDragon11
@GreenDragon11 5 років тому
Titansteel I know, right? Yuck 🤢 to all of it!
@michaelmacdonell2942
@michaelmacdonell2942 5 років тому
"I thought it was a joke" He speaks for us all.
@wendymiller5779
@wendymiller5779 5 років тому
He is a joke, but it is no longer funny.
@michaelmacdonell2942
@michaelmacdonell2942 5 років тому
@@wendymiller5779 Motion seconded!
@vyperspit
@vyperspit 5 років тому
That’s what I thought too when Donald the Lame Duck said Mexico was gonna pay for the Wall.
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
It's sad to say I'm really not surprised.
@chrisrobinson3494
@chrisrobinson3494 5 років тому
@@wendymiller5779 Motion thirded!
@davekarasik1857
@davekarasik1857 5 років тому
God forbid he contract local restaurants who could’ve provided them with real food.
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 5 років тому
#onLYRealAmurICaFooD ROFLMAO As if that was reason of pride in a country with obesity as epidemy.
@ParisShenae
@ParisShenae 5 років тому
😭😭😂😂😂
@tristinsikorski2061
@tristinsikorski2061 5 років тому
but mcdonalds is real food??????
@nowayjose8174
@nowayjose8174 5 років тому
Its not about Trump!! So easily distracted smh
@TheNimshew
@TheNimshew 5 років тому
I’m sure the staff at the White House is capable of cooking whatever the players wanted. Instead, it’s cold fast food. What an insult!
@alansmitheejr.
@alansmitheejr. 5 років тому
Poor old Lincoln was thinking- "How come I got shot yet this bastard is still on his feet"?.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am a history nut....I just fell off my chair laughing!!! That is the BEST comment in the Internet....EVER!!!!....PERIOD!!!!...You made my day/year!! TY
@DrWhom
@DrWhom 5 років тому
@@maineyor5343 Then you probably know this Abe quote (having been called a two-faced liar): "If I had two faces, would this be the one I'd be wearing?"
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
@@DrWhom ...WOW I remember that one TOO!!!! .. I guess we are old...the youngin's of today dont even know who President Lincoln is... a REAL President!!!
@bahaar2825
@bahaar2825 5 років тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AisuruMirai
@AisuruMirai 5 років тому
This just gave me an idea for an _Odd Couple_ type sitcom: Donald Trump and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. In the first episode, Trump teaches Abe that if you grow your hair 7 feet long, you can sculpt it into an elaborate headpiece to cover a giant gunshot wound on your head. *Trump:* "I just thought of that, I've never had any head wounds or anything, I just saw that and you know I thought 'Wow, here's a great idea that I just thought of just now, you can use your hair like a like a shield or a mask or whatever you wanna call it,' and I just like _boom,_ it just popped into my head just like that. Pretty good, right? I think it's pretty great actually and I just thought of that." *Abe:* "I already have this hat..." *Trump:* "Oh, boy, let me show you a hat, it's perfect for you, perfect, you'll love it, everybody loves this hat, believe me, they absolutely love it..."
@bertiebrown581
@bertiebrown581 5 років тому
He had the opportunity to treat a bunch of young people to a once-in-a-lifetime meal, and he serves’em trash.
@nelsonperez9210
@nelsonperez9210 5 років тому
I don't think Clemson wants to win another championship...LOL
@viperswhip
@viperswhip 5 років тому
@@nelsonperez9210 Not in the next 2 years at least
@fairytail2484
@fairytail2484 5 років тому
And not even once in a lifetime trash but thrash they can eat daily as well.
@firstwave1890
@firstwave1890 5 років тому
Those were from the dumpster, from the Dumbster
@PCtransplant
@PCtransplant 5 років тому
@@fairytail2484 No, those athletes DO NOT eat trash fast food daily as well. Get a clue, please.
@CGPOPPOOP
@CGPOPPOOP 5 років тому
Shit on a silver platter is really the best metaphor for his presidency.
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 років тому
whats your status in life,greater than a president?
@trav-gg4sg
@trav-gg4sg 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 well I didn't have to eat cold hamberders for dinner so I'd say yeah I'm doing pretty good
@almondpotato9483
@almondpotato9483 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 Anybody is greater than this president.
@mark-ish
@mark-ish 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 I'd say a normal human. Something trump isn't.
@CGPOPPOOP
@CGPOPPOOP 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 my status? Well I'm not worshipped by half-wits if that's what you mean, but I do ok. LMAO
@bullettube9863
@bullettube9863 5 років тому
Wait, so he served 1000 hamberders AND 300 hamburgers? I don't know about the rest of you, but I prefer my fast food hot and fresh, as in not more then 15 minutes off the grill. How many hours did all that food just sit there all piled up like that? Geez, the stupidity of this White House knows no limits!
@jasontv9849
@jasontv9849 5 років тому
You forgot to mention that Trump from saying a few hours previously that there were 300 hamburgers to 1000 hamburgers. Like breathing, the guy needs to lie to feel alive.
@power1brother21
@power1brother21 5 років тому
Jason Trump wasn't lying, there WERE 1000 before the team got there! Remember No cooking staff, and its snowing, and he has NETFLIX..... do the math!
@starling9172
@starling9172 5 років тому
Wimpi, pass me 5000 boygas
@DTG_LOCKETT
@DTG_LOCKETT 5 років тому
@@power1brother21 he probably was walking around the room before the reporters arrived and thought, "nobody will know if I eat a few..."
@frantisekzverina473
@frantisekzverina473 5 років тому
Maybe he ordered 1000 but before the team arrived only 300 were left
@pp-tx3bt
@pp-tx3bt 5 років тому
Frantisek zverna wins comment of the day
@victoralexander848
@victoralexander848 5 років тому
only 300 but sent bill for 1,000 to recover expenses
@pelvis_assley
@pelvis_assley 5 років тому
stole dat from daily show lol
@nealb6
@nealb6 5 років тому
Lol
@mushnoodle
@mushnoodle 5 років тому
He didn't need to order the food. This was Trumps personal stock he keeps at all times.
@Me-ex7qg
@Me-ex7qg 5 років тому
Hamberders is the original name given to hamburgers by the ancient Egyptians. Believe me, no one knows more about ancient civilizations than I do.
@yvettem5174
@yvettem5174 5 років тому
“Flip the Liberty Bell 🔔 use it as a giant KFC bucket “ lmao 😂 😂
@moretyquira
@moretyquira 5 років тому
"I thought it was a joke" JOIN THE CLUB
@trishahernz7809
@trishahernz7809 5 років тому
Took him three years to realize that, too.
@MrEviWan
@MrEviWan 5 років тому
They should've refused to eat it
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 5 років тому
@@MrEviWan and kneel right then and there. see if trump has the muscle to lift any of them up.
@RCmack
@RCmack 5 років тому
To the player who thought Trump's menu was a joke--please don't vote for him in 2020. I know after this assanine stunt The Donald pulled off, you have to be angry enough as it is.
@bradgies1755
@bradgies1755 5 років тому
Those damn hamberders are breeding.... there were only 300 at the banquet, but the next day the population exploded to 1,000....
@jamesroman9081
@jamesroman9081 5 років тому
Burger caravan...making it's way from his mouth to his ass.
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 5 років тому
So is the next argument going to be that Trump is literally Jesus? He managed to make food multiply!
@dionysos7317
@dionysos7317 5 років тому
Tribble Burgers, maybe?
@stevejordan7275
@stevejordan7275 5 років тому
And worse, they were popping out of the chests of the White House guests who were eating them.
@carolyngraham1407
@carolyngraham1407 5 років тому
immigrants!
@coachmcguirk6297
@coachmcguirk6297 5 років тому
Cold mcdonalds. Nice.
@Irishman11850
@Irishman11850 5 років тому
Coach McGuirk Would’ve obviously been heated smh
@TheBrothergreen
@TheBrothergreen 5 років тому
@@Irishman11850 Looks to me like it's sitting out on a table getting cold... But sure, I'll play along. How did the president go about reheating 1000 hamberders? In the microwave 1 at a time? In the microwave 10-20 at a time? In the ovens? On the grill? Did he just crank the heat in the dining room so they wouldn't get cold? Do tell!
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
@@Irishman11850Except it wasn't. #notfakenews
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
@@Irishman11850Except it wasn't. #notfakenews
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
@@TheBrothergreen Don't waste your brain cells on him brother. It won't work. They want to kiss trumpos butt till their lips are brown, let them. It's their only calling in life so I just tell them to go back to fox news. They don't want to be wrong, and want to believe in hate, racism, chauvenism and aliens. Let them.
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 5 років тому
“I thought it was a joke.” Oh man, I almost spit my lunch onto my iPad!!
@BdR76
@BdR76 5 років тому
2:25 The perfect analogy for the Trump administration: *junk food served on a silver platter*
@Squashed8Ball
@Squashed8Ball 5 років тому
BdR76 and eaten with a silver spoon!
@jaidev777
@jaidev777 5 років тому
Very true.
@MimiB1974
@MimiB1974 5 років тому
💯
@yohon8977
@yohon8977 5 років тому
LMAO spot on
@snowstrobe
@snowstrobe 5 років тому
As a metaphor, it doesn't come much sweeter.
@briangenthner5500
@briangenthner5500 5 років тому
The food was as classy as the host
@darkprose
@darkprose 5 років тому
Hey! There’s no shame in being a good fast food burger. Donald already eats them, so let’s not add insult to injury.
@jeffreyevans3160
@jeffreyevans3160 5 років тому
@@darkprose after 15 minutes , fast food becomes OLD food ...after 2 hours , unrefrigerated fast food becomes a health hazard ! really ? no drinks ?
@louisechacon9836
@louisechacon9836 5 років тому
Hey, hey, now a hamburger is a classy food. It's better than the ham in the White House.
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 років тому
true
@jooseysmoolay7767
@jooseysmoolay7767 5 років тому
Beautifully Spoken👍
@harrisonmckinney7659
@harrisonmckinney7659 5 років тому
You guys are athletes. Here’s some cold fast food.
@Lobishomem
@Lobishomem 5 років тому
Is there anything more despicable than Mike Pence's smiling face?
@hraefn6201
@hraefn6201 5 років тому
Joel Edelstein Your existence.
@markreed6531
@markreed6531 5 років тому
Pence looks at trump like he can't wait to get his lips back on his ass. Pathetic bootlicker!! Typical hypochristian!
@rayoflight39
@rayoflight39 5 років тому
@@hraefn6201 erm... this is weak
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
Trump serving hamberders WITHOUT cheezberders!!!
@totallynameless8861
@totallynameless8861 5 років тому
@@markreed6531 "Hypochristian" is a good word. Thank you for gifting it to the world.
@dude37
@dude37 5 років тому
The sad thing is, you know there is a Trump supporter out there who saw the picture of all that food and said "Wow. All that food and not a single Dollar Menu item. Now that's high class."
@michellehopelamb5353
@michellehopelamb5353 5 років тому
The Dork Knight that is priceless 🤣😂🤣 OH! And I adore your name!!!
@GreyCrowe
@GreyCrowe 5 років тому
I wonder if furloughed DC workers showed up after him like "What do you mean the dollar menu's sold out?!?!" "To Who?!?!" "Goddammit!"
@yaledc
@yaledc 5 років тому
Chorken Nerglets made me laugh out loud.
@markw3370
@markw3370 5 років тому
He didn't serve KFC because he is keeping it for himself..
@Irishman11850
@Irishman11850 5 років тому
Mark W Lowest effort joke in the history of man
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 5 років тому
Bigly picture you got there lol
@mark-ish
@mark-ish 5 років тому
@@Irishman11850 not true. Mr Trump saying he will release his tax returns - that would be the weakest joke ever.
@jenni8032
@jenni8032 5 років тому
Your logo cracked me up
@ToniCarrington
@ToniCarrington 5 років тому
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
@Hotspur37
@Hotspur37 5 років тому
Remember when Repubs lost it over Obama putting gourmet mustard on a hamburger
@DaveCroy
@DaveCroy 5 років тому
Aaahhh those were the days.
@donalobrien9422
@donalobrien9422 5 років тому
Almost as bad as the time he wore a tan suit.
@Lafemmefutile
@Lafemmefutile 5 років тому
Tragic that those were real crisis but don’t we miss them now?!
@jimmoore6905
@jimmoore6905 5 років тому
That's right! I almost forgot! One more thing to (mustard) rub in their stupid faces!
@tylerkeller8869
@tylerkeller8869 5 років тому
So true, so true.
@HER-kk5xu
@HER-kk5xu 5 років тому
He should have ordered taco bell and let Mexico🇲🇽 pay for it...
@fabioartoscassone9305
@fabioartoscassone9305 5 років тому
XD rotfl
@humanblockhead5726
@humanblockhead5726 5 років тому
That’s fucked up but funny 🤣
@alanai1981
@alanai1981 5 років тому
Ebony Monet 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤪🤪🤪🤪💯
@joemoe5855
@joemoe5855 5 років тому
Pretty sure your racist right now🤔🤔
@joelvick3243
@joelvick3243 5 років тому
Niiiiiice 😂
@Indiegirl007
@Indiegirl007 5 років тому
He's always bragging about how rich he is. Couldn't he bring in a caterer? You're going to the white house, and you're being served food you could have got on your way home from hitting up da club.
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
Indie, no no no. You've got it all wrong. In order to emulate the president, the first thing you must NOT be is reasonable nor intelligent nor gracious. Remember, best bang for the buck and screw healthy. Oh and of course throw in some hot chicks sans salads. Because...salad.
@xLatinAssazzin
@xLatinAssazzin 5 років тому
He brags about how rich he is but their more people who are richer then him for example Bill Gates you dont see him bragging lol
@user-ty9vq2gl5d
@user-ty9vq2gl5d 5 років тому
@@xLatinAssazzin Fake Gold = Trump Its shiny but ain't worth shit
@qwertylink9066
@qwertylink9066 5 років тому
@@xLatinAssazzin but compared to you... he's rich... he's richer than 99.98% people in the world... only about 100 people who are richer than him... so he has the right to say, he is more rich than most people... coz he is!
@qwertylink9066
@qwertylink9066 5 років тому
@Dak Lamerbusch hahaha... deny deny deny deny deny... that's what all sjw, soyboy, feminist, and other sucker are all good at... denying and lying and making fake news... and making falls accusation about rape, about mr trump, about border, about illegal immigrants, about hillary emails, about bangghazi, about censorship, etc etc etc... ahahaha...
@LegionOfWeirdos
@LegionOfWeirdos 5 років тому
Wait... did he say the First Lady would make the salads? And WHO'S the "Second Lady?" Would that be Stormy or Karen?
@nogod7184
@nogod7184 5 років тому
Ivanka.
@Future-pg6tg
@Future-pg6tg 5 років тому
Legion of Weirdos your mom!!
@justsaying3729
@justsaying3729 5 років тому
whoa!!
@marcandersen3030
@marcandersen3030 5 років тому
Peachy Dory
@moonlit6311
@moonlit6311 5 років тому
Technically, Melania is the Third Lady.
@manowar5516
@manowar5516 5 років тому
A photo of trump and corporate fast food in the white house tells you everything you need to know about trump.
@DaveGIS123
@DaveGIS123 5 років тому
Proof you can't buy class.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому
That he spoils & stinks as fast as fast food?
@voiceofreason2168
@voiceofreason2168 5 років тому
Man O War Mental gymnastic gold medal recipient..
@bcc5084
@bcc5084 5 років тому
but he has the best body ... his doctor said so
@223Drone
@223Drone 5 років тому
@@voiceofreason2168 I'm pretty sure your the one resorting to mental gymnastics as you have no problem promoting baseless claims and conspiracy theories.
@aisey100
@aisey100 5 років тому
I don't think I've gone a single day without face palming since 2016.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 5 років тому
@Kate O I'm Canadian and I'm face palming and ashamed that this could happen anywhere in the world, never mind right next door. But now I know those bizarre stories about incompetent, self indulgent leaders "fiddling while Rome burns" can be true.
@BrytheP
@BrytheP 5 років тому
LOOOOOOOOL!!
@denisemayosky1955
@denisemayosky1955 5 років тому
aisey100 Explains the permanent red hand-shaped mark on a lot of people's faces, including my own!😬
@hereticpariah6_66
@hereticpariah6_66 5 років тому
My doctor says the hand sized/shaped impression in the front of my skull may never go away.
@chrismueller8861
@chrismueller8861 5 років тому
As I already said, The Presidency of this orange moron will go into the history books as the "Global facepalm era"
@crazycarlos9158
@crazycarlos9158 5 років тому
The hits keep coming, this stuff just writes itself
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 років тому
because you are a snowflake
@rayoflight39
@rayoflight39 5 років тому
like david said... keep being a snowflake and trump will continue being stupid? david is not really a trump supporter, he just speaks in riddles i think
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
@@rayoflight39 Mr. Mayo is a very angry mayo. You do not want to show him a jar of pickles!
@rayoflight39
@rayoflight39 5 років тому
@@SCeles lol
@UFBMusic
@UFBMusic 5 років тому
I bet Obama would have cooked them something in the same circumstances. Although Obama probably wouldn't get himself into this situation, because he's not an idiot.
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
I don't remember the article but obama and his wife have catered using the white house garden. And this was for charitable reasons, not a fancy hosting party.
@gloomyblackfur399
@gloomyblackfur399 5 років тому
His line about "the first lady making salads" was an obvious attack on Michelle Obama. You see, in red states eating healthy is seen as anti-American. No joke, I've actually heard it many times.
@elizabethkelley5260
@elizabethkelley5260 5 років тому
Obama may have taken them to the kitchen and allowed them to cook their own steak with him in an apron!
@michaeladkins6
@michaeladkins6 5 років тому
@@gloomyblackfur399 The states with the most obesity?
@jerrymander4112
@jerrymander4112 5 років тому
Whenever Twitler supporters get embarrassed by how manbabyish Benedict Donald acts, they always avoid the question or situation at hand (which is: WTF kind of idiot spells it "hamberders??) by pointing at obama. This is a KGB deflection technique known as WHATABOUTISM
@cymbelinebritain6799
@cymbelinebritain6799 5 років тому
"(I paid)" Had to make sure he puffed his own ego by letting everyone know how generous he was paying for that high quality, height of class luncheon. He's totally oblivious to how much of a joke he really is. Kind of pathetic actually.
@gmrrnracr
@gmrrnracr 5 років тому
Cymbeline Britain Tell that to his base of supporters, primarily republicans! They are even more clueless
@cymbelinebritain6799
@cymbelinebritain6799 5 років тому
@@gmrrnracr I'm aware. Blind devotion and loyalty to a man who thinks no more of them than the toilet paper he flushes down his golden throne.
@laurent1144
@laurent1144 5 років тому
Right! Isn't he a "billionaire" he can't afford a better meal for these athletes?
@gmrrnracr
@gmrrnracr 5 років тому
Lauren T He can, he’s just a greedy piece of human garbage! He represents the entire Republican Party
@pp-tx3bt
@pp-tx3bt 5 років тому
cymbeline britain not only that but he used the White House limousine to order through the drive-through and pay with his debit card.
@silvia211171
@silvia211171 5 років тому
The first time I saw that picture I thought it was Photoshop... how naive... You just can't make this sh*t up... My condolences, american people 😔
@Myrilia
@Myrilia 5 років тому
Yeah i also thought it was someone's meme :/
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball
@GottuboiBeachVolleyball 5 років тому
"I thought it was a joke."😂🤣😂😂😂
@HellaCopter
@HellaCopter 5 років тому
Felacio-fish 🤣..and you forgot one..A NICE CUP OF HOT COVFEFE ☕️
@barbarasoderstrom4826
@barbarasoderstrom4826 5 років тому
This is for family, friends and kind Facebook people: My dad was diagnosed with cancer of the left vocal cord the day after Christmas. (Yes, I know what you're thinking already. No more singing. I'm saving that for later to actually process.) He had surgery on the 10th of January and was told that he'd get word on stage and type of cancer within 5-7 days. Then nothing. He called them and made an appointment for Jan 22. Then the doctor went out of the country. He called again and was told that the earliest they could get him in was February 14. He said, "How do you know I won't be dead by then?" The nurse freaked out a little bit and called Richard. Ba ha ha! Gallows humor is some funny shit, y'all. Come on! Now the big reveal appointment is January 29. Dad says he feels FINE and that the thing that costs him the most energy is talking. I bet he wishes he could get back all of the talking he did to us for years that WAS wasted, "LIGHTS! Turn the lights off when you leave the room!" You know. :-) One day at a time.This is for family, friends and kind Facebook people: My dad was diagnosed with cancer of the left vocal cord the day after Christmas. (Yes, I know what you're thinking already. No more singing. I'm saving that for later to actually process.) He had surgery on the 10th of January and was told that he'd get word on stage and type of cancer within 5-7 days. Then nothing. He called them and made an appointment for Jan 22. Then the doctor went out of the country. He called again and was told that the earliest they could get him in was February 14. He said, "How do you know I won't be dead by then?" The nurse freaked out a little bit and called Richard. Ba ha ha! Gallows humor is some funny shit, y'all. Come on! Now the big reveal appointment is January 29. Dad says he feels FINE and that the thing that costs him the most energy is talking. I bet he wishes he could get back all of the talking he did to us for years that WAS wasted, "LIGHTS! Turn the lights off when you leave the room!" You know. :-) One day at a time.Fast Focaccia www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/fast-focaccia/16768/Fast Focaccia www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/fast-focaccia/16768/thatMarin Rehab May 31 _ June12 Pickup May 31@1PMFast Focaccia www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/fast-focaccia/16768/
@bdmac100
@bdmac100 5 років тому
He said that Taco Bell is going to pay for it.
@dl-iy8jf
@dl-iy8jf 5 років тому
😂
@ToniCarrington
@ToniCarrington 5 років тому
☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😂😂😂😂😂
@argeniscribas9304
@argeniscribas9304 5 років тому
Hilarious
@argeniscribas9304
@argeniscribas9304 5 років тому
The taco bell from mexico
@sw9163
@sw9163 5 років тому
😎🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣🤣
@sillysausage72
@sillysausage72 5 років тому
What an embarrassment! 😂
@angrygaymexican
@angrygaymexican 5 років тому
An hemberdessment.
@Ash-se6gh
@Ash-se6gh 5 років тому
Seven Gates everything was cold.
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 5 років тому
@@angrygaymexican get out of here with your smart people spellings. your president knows how to spell words. big words, beautiful words, words so good you wont believe it.
@JayJayM57
@JayJayM57 5 років тому
@@sevengates555 cold no drinks and it is supposed to be the rewatch for winning a championship
@jimreynolds2674
@jimreynolds2674 5 років тому
Oh, it's way beyond embarrassment. Trump is "a clear and present danger!" Wake up, America. Before it's too late!
@bchou15
@bchou15 5 років тому
The insinuation that only wives and women make salads...
@gracious1111
@gracious1111 5 років тому
Yes, that remark really deserves more attention. I am surprised that Colbert let it slide.
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
@@gracious1111 In all fairness, I think there was too much shit show to really fit everything into one segment. As a woman frankly I am tired of calls to every misogynistic thing trumphead says because then we'd NEVER stop talking. Not saying it's right, but instead the energy should be on getting the entire clown administration out. Impeachment is not enough because pence would take his place.
@jaydenarmstrong8132
@jaydenarmstrong8132 5 років тому
That wasn't insinuated at all...
@TConn9
@TConn9 5 років тому
Watch and listen again....
@hyunii5891
@hyunii5891 5 років тому
qwerty link. Are you saying that men can’t cook? No gender is “better” at cooking.
@Amoureuxxx
@Amoureuxxx 5 років тому
So we’re all just gonna ignore the fact that he said the wives would have to make salads?
@jdarchie777
@jdarchie777 5 років тому
Well people ignored it during the election so why would they care now?
@calrs682
@calrs682 4 роки тому
He meant tossing salads
@Lakshmi1118
@Lakshmi1118 5 років тому
They could get Mcdonald's on their own. A meal at the White House is possibly a one time event for them. Just wow. Going to the White House to eat Mcdonald's.
@rossgeography
@rossgeography 5 років тому
Welcome to the Wendy House
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi 5 років тому
Putin probably annexed McDonaldland by now...
@krableja2517
@krableja2517 5 років тому
Thats what I thought too hahah xD... At the very least they could have served resturant quality hamburgers, and homemade pizza.. But no, literally burgers from Mcdonalds is what they got hahah!
@buddyguy4723
@buddyguy4723 5 років тому
It's funny because that's what they asked for
@camelshit446
@camelshit446 5 років тому
Lol. Remember the scandal over Obama's choice of mustard?... Had this been Obama the only question would be: - which would we witness first, a crazed Fox news or a tirade of outraged trump tweets?
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 років тому
Oh yeah he's a liberal elitist because he ordered that fancy mustard you can buy at Walmart for $2... Also he's half black.
@mattpetty1
@mattpetty1 5 років тому
Anyone notice he assumed it was a woman's place to do the cooking?
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 5 років тому
I'm sure Melania loves to make salads. The lettuce is like Kryptonite to Trump. "Ahh! Healthy food! Get it away!"
@hraefn6201
@hraefn6201 5 років тому
mattpetty1 So?
@hraefn6201
@hraefn6201 5 років тому
mattpetty1 It’s also assumed that it is a man place to go out and do the “dirty work”. What’s your point?
@hraefn6201
@hraefn6201 5 років тому
Mike Beglin I don’t care about “muh sexism”. If women are so “strong” then why comments like that bother them so much? 😂
@rayoflight39
@rayoflight39 5 років тому
@@paulcoy9060 you think melanie knows how to cook?
@SabaDhutt
@SabaDhutt 5 років тому
Incredible! Our President was more excited about junk food than anything else happening. Including gov shutdown. You can't make this stuff up.
@barbaram7829
@barbaram7829 5 років тому
YOU HAVEN'T A FREAKING CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. PELOSI AND SCHUMER ARE THE ONES BEHIND THE SHUTDOWN. THEY ARE THE SNAKES THAT SPEW OUT POISON OVER THEIR FORKED TONG EVERYTIME THEY SPEAK .
@qwertylink9066
@qwertylink9066 5 років тому
imagine trump throwing a lavish party at government shutdown... what would the left say to him? that he is so wasteful and inconsiderate... spending millions while some workers are not getting paid? keep your double standard to yourself!
@micahv5650
@micahv5650 5 років тому
barbara m Speaking in caps doesn’t make your point more valid. Would help to learn that.
@Pwn3540
@Pwn3540 3 роки тому
qwerty link actually, Trump cheaps out on everything, like that wall he promised. Have you checked the status on that lately?
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 5 років тому
*"If you say who gets fired (for a government shutdown), it always has to be the top. I mean problems start from the top, and they have to get solved from the top, and the president's the leader, and he's got to get everybody in a room, and he's got to lead. And he doesn't do that, he doesn't like doing that, that's not his strength. And that's why you have this horrible situation going on in Washington - very very bad thing and it's very embarrassing worldwide." --- Donald Trump, Sep 20, 2013* ....So true! I honestly couldn't agree more. It's time for Dotard to take his own advice and use his own catch phrase "You're fired!" on himself.
@jasonmeaty8036
@jasonmeaty8036 5 років тому
So the art of the deal was a good book 😆😆😆😂😂😂😱
@mozzinator
@mozzinator 5 років тому
I read thing in parenthesis just Like Steven read Trump's tweet Parenthesis
@gregpain7991
@gregpain7991 5 років тому
@@fayemarshall2254 :: ....ahh man,..I was gonna say that...LOL
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 5 років тому
When trump gets fired, all the talk shows gonna use the cliche "you are fired" on him and i wouldnt mind any of those. i'd watch the news over and over again to catch up on some sanity i lost over these years.
@MikelNaUsaCom
@MikelNaUsaCom 5 років тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rqZkoH9uiKOp26s.html
@lucky-13gof47
@lucky-13gof47 5 років тому
The second lady? Is he talking about Stormy Daniels?
@seanpboyd1968
@seanpboyd1968 5 років тому
Yep...right behind First Lady Ivanka Trump. Not sure where Melania falls on the list...
@DatGrA2b
@DatGrA2b 5 років тому
Mike Pence wife
@smirk-in-progress4800
@smirk-in-progress4800 5 років тому
Lololol
@pp-tx3bt
@pp-tx3bt 5 років тому
@@seanpboyd1968 Melania is back-up, ready to jump into the kitchen on short notice.
@joshwatree
@joshwatree 5 років тому
Melania is the First Trophy Lady
@censusgary
@censusgary 5 років тому
Over 1000 “hamberders”? Just how many Clemson players are there?
@Calebguy13
@Calebguy13 5 років тому
According to their current roster... 130 including coaching staff. So 300 makes relative sense while 1000 does not. I can see them each eating 2, but then at the same time he said there was also pizza and other things. So by and large there was entirely too much food and much of it was likely wasted.
@censusgary
@censusgary 5 років тому
Moyashi : I suspect there were more like 100 or 200 hamburgers there. With Trump, most numbers get bigger every time he mentions them. Yeah, I can see college football players eating 2 or even 3 burgers each, but not 8 each, especially when other entrees were also served.
@KhanWolf95
@KhanWolf95 5 років тому
@@Calebguy13 Math is not one of Trump's strengths.
@davidm6387
@davidm6387 5 років тому
Modern high-level athletes have absurd calorie needs. If everyone showed up hungry and ready to stuff down hamburgers, a mere 300 would have been far too few. Not even close. That being said, I'm sure that's not the kind of meal that any of them wanted.
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 5 років тому
@@Calebguy13 2 burgers might be enough for a soyboy but not for these guys
@0dyss3us51
@0dyss3us51 5 років тому
This golf body didn't build itself baby! Hamberders, covfefe and Twitler baby!
@yabuzagardens366
@yabuzagardens366 5 років тому
Pahahaahaha 😂 bwahahahaha
@MS-df2fk
@MS-df2fk 5 років тому
I used to work for a restaurant that regularly catered to a prominent NCAA athletic department (mostly men's football and men's basketball).. they would have dinner before they left for away games or use us for recruitment events. The menu usually consisted of steak, chicken, salmon, crab legs, steamed veggies, salad, the works. I can only imagine with the financial position Clemson is in that these guys are used to the same. This is embarrassing to watch. The saddest thing is that this is the happiest I've seen Trump in months. He was so excited to serve them this cold crap, and capped it off with a sexist quip about his wife to boot.
@velocivixen
@velocivixen 5 років тому
agreed. ive worked in the food and beverage industry for almost 20 years and these guys are like MONSTER eaters but they only eat the "good stuff". i'd get an order for 3 steaks - for the same person... but none of them touched anything close to mcdonalds. such an insult to these athletes who worked their asses off to get to where they are, perfecting their physique and talent for the game. invite them to the white house and they get something a raccoon would be happy to grab from the dumpster. i havent had a mcdonalds item in so many years that im sure i'd be completely ill if i were to eat that trash. im sure these guys are no different, that stuff ruins your stomach and you spend all night on the toilet or nauseated if youre not used to eating it. and yeah, im sure he first lady and mrs. pence would be in the white house kitchen chopping up salads.... right.... sexist motherfucker. i cant wait to see him buried under the jail. remove his whole treasonous team from power and just bury them. he makes me RAGE so much.
@Hadihadi-wr8mt
@Hadihadi-wr8mt 5 років тому
This is uncle scrooge in real life, not just cartoon 😁
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
Aren't the players supposed to "stick to a good diet"...to be Lean, Mean, Fighting Machines?????...Or can they stop when the season is over?? (dumb female here)....lol
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 5 років тому
@@Hadihadi-wr8mt uncle scrooge is at least really rich and undoubtedly an able businesman... duck.
@dafttool
@dafttool 5 років тому
Matt Stryker When I was in high school, for each game, they would take the entire football team to the Sizzler for steaks. The boosters would pay for it for us.
@Scarletraven87
@Scarletraven87 5 років тому
To: Future people studying history. I am sorry. It is not a prank.
@QueenBee-gx4rp
@QueenBee-gx4rp 5 років тому
Doran Martell They’re going to put all trump history in a plain manilla envelope in the back of the book. Not for the faint of heart.
@babybree175
@babybree175 5 років тому
Very educational
@carpaintings
@carpaintings 5 років тому
(Then add the calorie list in the book like McDonalds does on the fries bag! 😋)
@carpaintings
@carpaintings 5 років тому
(Then add the calorie list in the book like McDonalds does on the fries bag! 😋)
@jeff7775
@jeff7775 5 років тому
Doran Martell Debatable, as it depends upon your definition of 'prank.' From one angle of interpretation, Vladamir Putin and pals are pulling off the ultimate global prank, sadly.
@Poemi10304
@Poemi10304 5 років тому
I can’t laugh at this. It’s actually really sad.
@patriciatwain3508
@patriciatwain3508 5 років тому
Poemi10304 I was amused until he read the tweet then I wanted to cry.
@SCeles
@SCeles 5 років тому
well, if his adoring fans love him so damn much then this is only good news. They'll eat hamberders, we'll eat salads. I wonder who will live longer...
@YouTubeUtah
@YouTubeUtah 5 років тому
Colbert's impression of Trump's voice sounds better than Trump's own voice. Now I'm hungry for hamberders.
@christophercastillo5548
@christophercastillo5548 5 років тому
Donald Trump serving junk food on a silver platter is equivalent to his presidency up to this point. Hamberder in Chief
@mainepants
@mainepants 5 років тому
Hamburglar in Chief
@benjaminraskin8509
@benjaminraskin8509 5 років тому
Small hander in Chief
@benjaminraskin8509
@benjaminraskin8509 5 років тому
@@Gottenhimfella can you blame them, their job is to listen this fuckwit I'm amazed they haven't been institutionalized
@ggyates
@ggyates 5 років тому
I CAN SEE BY YOUR PORTRAIT , YOU BELONG WITH THE KNUCKLEHEAD SCREWBALLS... HAHAHA...WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU IDIOTS SUPPLYING US THE COMEDY,,,, I GUESS BECOMING HATEFUL, ENVIOUS, JEALOUS AND PLAIN NASTY LIKE YOU ARE.... OH WE HAD 8 YEARS OF IT AND NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO YOUR BEHAVIOR....... THANK "THE GOOD LORD" OH AND THANKS FOR THE BIG HELP IN PUSHING THE APPROVAL RATE FOR OUR AWESOME PRESIDENT.. WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOUR HELP....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@brianteo3996
@brianteo3996 5 років тому
Imagine you have a billionaire friend who asked you out for a meal and then goes ahead and bring you to macdonald’s.... Nothing short of disappointing lmao
@laylaa6857
@laylaa6857 5 років тому
Jackie Kennedy once said the White House should reflect and have the best of everything to those who are invited there. Times have changed
@jdvr3891
@jdvr3891 5 років тому
That photo should be Trump's official state portret. Truly, a photo for hte historybooks.
@ispearedbritney
@ispearedbritney 5 років тому
There are no books in the future.
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 роки тому
Jelle D van Rinsum portrait*
@jdvr3891
@jdvr3891 4 роки тому
@@yammmit you're right of course, as a non-native English speaker I do sometimes commit small spelling and grammar errors. Luckily I can count on the countless English teachers that populate the internet to point out those grievous mistakes I make, so I may render my previously unintelligible comment acceptable and understandable to those who are limited to speaking and understanding only that mutt of a language that is English.
@palmkrawlerr
@palmkrawlerr 5 років тому
I heard Trump's bill was $5770.00 and so he told them "Here's $2000.00, keep the change"
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 5 років тому
The problem isn't that Trump is a Russian operative. The real problem is that one third of the country has no issue with that. Hurry up Mueller...I'm going to buy a big beautiful TV , the biggliest TV ever! And my neighbor is going to pay for it. Maybe not directly, but he'll pay
@voiceofreason2168
@voiceofreason2168 5 років тому
Err gag The problem is that 1/3 of the country still believes in the hysterical Trump Russia nonsense, that is provably false but still peddled by our media.. like Russia hacking the DNC.
@pauloandrade925
@pauloandrade925 5 років тому
@@voiceofreason2168 need to check up your prescriptions buddy. Its showing even on your text person of the web.
@disgusted1
@disgusted1 5 років тому
@@voiceofreason2168 You misspelled treason. Voice of Treason. ... Easy mistake to make.
@SunScourge
@SunScourge 5 років тому
@Err gag Unrelated, but your profile picture is awesome.
@molly-gh4we
@molly-gh4we 5 років тому
Reed Richards Don’t bother. He’s just a troll bot.
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 5 років тому
Claims 1,000, but said there were 300. Trump ate 700 before everyone arrived, and got a meat thrombosis in he brain, causing him to misspell hamburger on a phone with auto-correct.
@drjekyll82
@drjekyll82 5 років тому
By the power of Brainskull! I have the powaaaaah! HE-BRAIN!🎵 *points at your typo with He-Brain's sword*
@kirknay
@kirknay 5 років тому
How the hell do you override autocorrect?
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 5 років тому
@@kirknay Much like his official weight being 239lbs, it is a mystery of the modern world.
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
dump doesn't NEED a reason for his stupidity...it is JUST there....sad...BIGLY sad....period
@jaws3007
@jaws3007 5 років тому
Lying about how many hamberders he bought... that is truely remarkable
@walnuttreehomestead3149
@walnuttreehomestead3149 5 років тому
The football team will never ever forget their epic visit to the wh
@JustaBirdTweetTweet
@JustaBirdTweetTweet 5 років тому
How...how is this real life? Can the cameras come out now? I'd like to be told we've all been collectively and elaborately punked now. Please?
@enviromental1189
@enviromental1189 5 років тому
Good time to play (and sing along) Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
@azurebalmung4520
@azurebalmung4520 5 років тому
Oh, believe me, first 2 weeks or so, still had that 'prank gone wrong' vibe about the entire thing, but now.....it's kinda permanent.
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 5 років тому
1st player "I thought it was a joke" 2nd player " I did too" We are all in a Trump's broadcast series 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ParisShenae
@ParisShenae 5 років тому
😭🙏 lord be with us
@susieblanco2722
@susieblanco2722 5 років тому
jashane stone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@mikozuna
@mikozuna 5 років тому
He tried to get Taco Bell to pay for it ...but that just led to talk of a wall at the drive thru.
@briagolden1
@briagolden1 5 років тому
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@youjunshi5329
@youjunshi5329 5 років тому
hah! this is a good joke.
@QuantumFluxable
@QuantumFluxable 5 років тому
maybe if he had more stale burgers he could use them as bricks for the wall
@komalahayes1535
@komalahayes1535 5 років тому
(Rimshot)🎶 👍
@drix0404
@drix0404 5 років тому
This is great 😂
@argeniscribas9304
@argeniscribas9304 5 років тому
4:54 and he promesed taco bell was going to pay for it
@piecheese1214
@piecheese1214 4 роки тому
"Why you... Half-witted... Scruffy-looking.... HAMBERDER!" "Who's scruffy-lookin'?!"
@JMwhocares
@JMwhocares 5 років тому
Trumpty Dumpty ate with the team Those good Clemson boys who realized their dream But all of his millions, his bigly vast wealth Couldn’t get Trumpty to think of their health
@JMwhocares
@JMwhocares 5 років тому
Lipp Louie thanks! I write a lot of them.
@NovaSniper12
@NovaSniper12 5 років тому
How much do I need to pay you to make you my personal slave writer for school hehe I will even throw you a bonus of 300 hamburgers.
@JMwhocares
@JMwhocares 5 років тому
Sonic is the best lol..you can follow me on Twitter if you like them @surejan16 PS I prefer hamberders
@MrRacecourser
@MrRacecourser 5 років тому
@@JMwhocares I like this one, very clever!
@timothymccaskey4362
@timothymccaskey4362 5 років тому
There once was a man named Donald J. Who liked to Tweet both night and day Many thought him a genius The man with a very small penis Why some still support him I cannot say.
@BenderRodriguez10
@BenderRodriguez10 5 років тому
The only way that picture could have been better is if Lincoln was facepalming.
@jonathandecosta9585
@jonathandecosta9585 5 років тому
I think he does that when no one is there. I think all past presidents ghost are talking to the statue of Liberty now discussing trumps retirement plan. Trump has created an Ace of a catastrophe. People who didn't have a problem suddenly do. Those who did, where is the relief? Return to do unto others as you would have others do unto you. This isn't religious. It's natural. The earths natural design is to provide. All a human has to do is share it equally. Instead humans have turned it into a complex guessing game. Just live. I guess that's too easy.
@starrynyts1844
@starrynyts1844 5 років тому
That should be photoshopped asap lol
@patty8894
@patty8894 4 роки тому
Cold, greasy food for a room full of athletes !!!! "WHAT A JOKE"
@caliluv4244
@caliluv4244 5 років тому
How much longer can America live in the Twilight Zone?
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 років тому
until people like you are gone
@agriperma
@agriperma 5 років тому
Hopefully when his supporters wake up and smell the BS. but every twilight Zone episode had a lesson to be learned, in this case, it's, put a clown in the white house, expect a circus.
@denvercatwoman6561
@denvercatwoman6561 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 your comments remind me of a tom cat walking around peeing on every tree.
@whiskeyvixen9221
@whiskeyvixen9221 5 років тому
@@denvercatwoman6561 😂😂😂👌
@sapphireriddles6692
@sapphireriddles6692 5 років тому
2 or 6 years, provided we and our government are intact.
@goldeneastgun
@goldeneastgun 5 років тому
That's pretty sad. To be served McD's at the White House by a supposed billionaire... He couldn't fork out for proper catering?
@Irishman11850
@Irishman11850 5 років тому
Mister Kim It’s tradition and besides like everyone on the planet like burgers
@hapt-di1pq
@hapt-di1pq 5 років тому
I wonder if it was just is excuse to have his dream come true: his favorite food served in enormous proportions!... He even had that silly picture taken, He is a weird fellow...
@goldeneastgun
@goldeneastgun 5 років тому
@@Irishman11850 I'll assume you're joking, even though you're probably not.
@whiskeyclones7161
@whiskeyclones7161 5 років тому
God, it’s Andrew “farm animals in the White House” Jackson all over again. Even if he wanted to go that route, he could have had chefs prepare gourmet American food! Imagine if Pres Obama did this, there would be an uproar.
@mark-ish
@mark-ish 5 років тому
@@whiskeyclones7161 absolutely true, good post. Trump is the lowest common denominator - hence why all common sense standards have been abandoned. Actually I believe that the real reason why trump served up fast food was because his charity foundation was closed down for fraud recently. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-agrees-to-shut-down-his-charity-amid-allegations-he-used-it-for-personal-and-political-benefit/2018/12/18/dd3f5030-021b-11e9-9122-82e98f91ee6f_story.html?.24b3bdac5a83 Frugal trump would never personally pay for a healthy meal for anyone outside his swamp.
@kimbronson3520
@kimbronson3520 5 років тому
This is the lowest of low. But when you vote incompetency into an important position, this is what you DESERVE!!
@agriperma
@agriperma 5 років тому
"Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph de Maistre
@connorramsey1631
@connorramsey1631 5 років тому
Just look on the bright side, it would have been worse if Hilary was voted into office
@sarbotheparrot4052
@sarbotheparrot4052 5 років тому
Not all of us voted for him. And Hillary doesn’t matter anymore.
@KryssLaBryn
@KryssLaBryn 5 років тому
@@sarbotheparrot4052 But not enough of you voted against him. And that was Russia's victory. :/
@MegaLaidback
@MegaLaidback 5 років тому
Sad
@mizroseadventure
@mizroseadventure 5 років тому
Can you imagine how COLD that food was??? SHAME ON #45
@xeserupseinopelttil4574
@xeserupseinopelttil4574 5 років тому
The SNL skits write themselves.
@brianteo3996
@brianteo3996 5 років тому
They film in the white house itself these days too lmao
@jordanfox6555
@jordanfox6555 5 років тому
Imagine lying about not being able to afford food while also lying about being a billionaire
@amygareis6276
@amygareis6276 5 років тому
Couldn't he pay for the wall himself if he supposedly is a billionaire?
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
Did you people see the picture of Pres Lincoln in the background? ...... Poor old Lincoln was thinking- "How come I got shot - yet this bastard is still on his feet"?
@Aqua.man045
@Aqua.man045 5 років тому
acct4u because he started a horrible war against the south. We paid him back
@smiller2044
@smiller2044 5 років тому
@@Aqua.man045 the South trying to secede and couldn't pull it off. Thankfully. Though, clear to see those descendants still hold a grudge and voted for Trump. Another decision that will bite the nation in the arse. Good one
@xerex21212
@xerex21212 5 років тому
@@Aqua.man045 Horrible war huh. Ever wondered what other countries do to traitors? Davis and Lee should have been executed.
@thepalerider9635
@thepalerider9635 5 років тому
Aqua Man right he started it wasn’t because “your ppl” we’re using other humans as slave and property because they were to lazy and/or inbred to work on their own but your right Lincoln started it your totally right so why don’t go and get lost with the other moronic racist out there maybe jump off a cliff up to you and let the rest of us try and fix the mess your ppl have made
@bunchoffuckingbullshit5482
@bunchoffuckingbullshit5482 5 років тому
As of this moment, I am officially a "Canadian".
@davidmayo3185
@davidmayo3185 5 років тому
you mean limey
@almondpotato9483
@almondpotato9483 5 років тому
@@davidmayo3185 Whoa, whoa, whoa... Just because Trump picks fights with every other friendly country, doesn't mean we have to too.
@Irishman11850
@Irishman11850 5 років тому
almond potato The us is a friendly country has a lot of LEGAL Irish immigrants from my home nation 🙂
@thehusketeers4319
@thehusketeers4319 5 років тому
Canada loves Soyboys
@gracious1111
@gracious1111 5 років тому
A "limey" is an Englishman, david mayo. At least use the right ethnic epithets.
@r.claymccullough890
@r.claymccullough890 5 років тому
Lemme tell ya, when I was a kid, I worked as a Hamberder cook at a MacDonalds. The average, nothing special, work day at Mickey D's can keep you very busy. It's also very fast. You just don't get much time to think. You just react. Then, you look up from the grill and see two or three school buses full of starving student athletes, cheerleaders, and marching band, pull into the parking lot. Now you go from cooking thirty hamberders every three minutes, to sixty-five hamberders every three minutes. And the entire time you're thinking, "I do this s*it for less than minimum wage!" As soon as I saw this story about Clemson at the White House, I thought, OMG I bet the crews at all the MacDonalds got royally pissed off today. And what about the Secret Service? It's not like they don't have a lot to do on a normal working day. Now, out of the clear blue sky, they have to look under every bun of a thousand 'berders for tiny shards of broken glass? Who knows how nuts everybody got that day? And, I bet HE was absolutely clueless the entire time, just like he is about everything. One more thing then I'll stop. They say he paid for the food. I can believe that. But, did he pay for the clean-up? I'm guessing the American people, working for less then minimum wage, paid for the clean-up.
@hitchensghost
@hitchensghost 5 років тому
There was no water because trump refused to pay the water bill.
@kimberlys8422
@kimberlys8422 5 років тому
Oh yeah forgot about that!
@dianezimmerman4434
@dianezimmerman4434 5 років тому
Diet Coke is Trump's drink of choice. Certainly not water.
@andersenzheng
@andersenzheng 5 років тому
@@dianezimmerman4434 I think you misspelled "A lot of"
@RCmack
@RCmack 5 років тому
@@dianezimmerman4434 Many of these football players want to drink regular Coke. Even the bigger ones who should be drinking Diet Coke don't want all the chemicals made to keep the Diet Coke diet in their system.
@dianezimmerman4434
@dianezimmerman4434 5 років тому
@@RCmack You think there's no chemicals in regular Coke? Or Pepsi, or Mountain Dew, RC, etc.
@Gauss6174
@Gauss6174 5 років тому
man even auto correct has bailed on trump
@cowboyboots3017
@cowboyboots3017 5 років тому
LOL
@reneemellace7409
@reneemellace7409 5 років тому
Melania make a salad?...🤣🤣🤣
@hypnoticdelta7937
@hypnoticdelta7937 5 років тому
Idiocracy has been realized
@judithb6623
@judithb6623 5 років тому
Imagine being an athlete, invited to meet the president and have a meal with him, so you dress up and look forward to the kind of fancy food you normally wouldn't buy yourself or, if you are n a strict diet and exercise regime, looking forward to a really nice cheat-meal.... And then you arrive in your best suit only to find a huge pile of luke-warm fastfood in boxes?
@jantruitt9241
@jantruitt9241 5 років тому
Judith B Only trump would be such an amazing idiot! 😢😥
@weeme5190
@weeme5190 5 років тому
No way they are lukewarm he took too long for his photo op and everybody love me speech.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому
That's much like the most important office in the land being handed to the most unqualified person like Trump. See the similarities ?
@missg.5940
@missg.5940 3 роки тому
I couldn’t believe it...what an insult. I am off to see what past teams were served.
@pano3607
@pano3607 5 років тому
That food has got to be stone cold! Even if it’s being heated, it’ll still be gross. At McDs, they can’t keep it more than an hour, they have to keep making it fresh (that was the case when I worked there as a teenager). Also, isn’t he supposed to be at least a millionaire? Couldn’t he hire a proper caterer?
@tamlandipper29
@tamlandipper29 5 років тому
He genuinely loves Mac Ds. He's a germophobe. Check out his earlier interviews. It's actually sort of sad.
@cisco8650
@cisco8650 5 років тому
And the fries, it doesn't take long for them to get soggy and lukewarm.
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 5 років тому
10 minutes + 10 minutes longer, then they have to toss them. At least in Germany.
@johannesbusch8161
@johannesbusch8161 5 років тому
He could. If he weren't Trump. It's his lifetime motto: Do everything the shittiest way you can imagine. Ergo: Show some contempt. Serve cold "hamberders" and squishy fries.
@laurenescarcha3246
@laurenescarcha3246 5 років тому
He has a restaurant not far from there. He could've taken them there.
@maryannejacksonpicker1028
@maryannejacksonpicker1028 5 років тому
Damn Colbert..U knocked that outta tha park! Thats 4 the laugh
@bluedogfish2
@bluedogfish2 5 років тому
I tell myself this can’t any worse and well it always does
@Hunterstiq
@Hunterstiq 5 років тому
Daddy, who were the presidents of your time? "Well, there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Obama and then McDonalds The Diabetes Advertisement." I don't understand, Dad. "Neither did I at the time."
@maineyor5343
@maineyor5343 5 років тому
OUCH...lol
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 5 років тому
it's funny because that's how you will have to explain it to your kids... If you even get a chance to have kids. Hard to say there is a future these days lol.
@johannesbusch8161
@johannesbusch8161 5 років тому
Excellent 😌😏
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 5 років тому
I didn't think it was possible to consume that much food/racism/treason/hatred/narcissism, but god damn does Trump take the cake (pun intended) for being the embodiment of Gluttony.
@JaxParowFF
@JaxParowFF 5 років тому
and lust, and pride, and greed, and sloth, and wrath, and envy.
@PhilTheJanitak
@PhilTheJanitak 5 років тому
Between mar-a-lago and all of his hotels, he couldn't even hire a caterer!? Even one caterer!? It would have been less work AND cheaper!
@jaypee8371
@jaypee8371 5 років тому
He paid remember? If he had to pay, he's going fast foods.
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому
Nope he hire illegals just like he did at his New Jersey golf course.
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 5 років тому
His attempt at making a clever statement.
@nhagan001
@nhagan001 5 років тому
If I remember correctly, the Presidents have always been known for having an On-call Personal Doctor and Chef, but I guess no one signed up for the post under Trump.
@erin6924
@erin6924 5 років тому
Whenever he speed reads the portion of a tweet in parentheses I lose it lol
@censusgary
@censusgary 5 років тому
Raise your hand if you think Melania knows how to make a huge amount of salad. Anybody? Anybody at all? Yeah, me neither.
@salvador3828
@salvador3828 5 років тому
Gary Cooper nah she can do porn though
@stevenfraney5114
@stevenfraney5114 5 років тому
Billionaire hotel/restaurant owner buys fast food for his guests? How bad is the food at the Bonespurs Presidential Suites?
@4nlimited3dition_4n3d
@4nlimited3dition_4n3d 5 років тому
Also brags about it, as if an actual billionaire would need to brag about being able to afford Big Macs.
@ProfArmitage218
@ProfArmitage218 5 років тому
I don't know about that one, but "Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America". www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review
@kaoko111
@kaoko111 5 років тому
One of Trump's restaurant was qualified of one of the worst in America. There's a Buzzfeed video of some guys eating part of the menu and they said that was disgusting (and expensive)
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 5 років тому
I'm sure the food is as low class as Traitor Trump... burnt steaks with ketchup is the chef special.
@thaiparkse
@thaiparkse 5 років тому
Oh now I know why the Golden state Warriors basketball team refused to go meet the president after the world champion winning! 😂🤣😃😄 He's the cheap host!
@7thDayAdventures
@7thDayAdventures 5 років тому
This just in from the fast food industry: "If we had known we wouldn't have served him. He just came in and asked for the usual."
@pennyhollifield5055
@pennyhollifield5055 5 років тому
Hahahahahaha!! Best one today! 😂
@AnonRanGER01
@AnonRanGER01 5 років тому
That one tweet is basically the State of the Nation.
@sheryls7782
@sheryls7782 5 років тому
Trump is saying to the Government workers on furlough "Let them eat, hamberders.."
@LeDuckDuckGoose
@LeDuckDuckGoose 5 років тому
How great would it have been if nobody ate the garbage food. "We are athletes, we don't eat that stuff".
@JosephGibson
@JosephGibson 5 років тому
but they do... lol
@Arrakiz666
@Arrakiz666 5 років тому
It would go about as well as athletes refusing to stand during the national anthem. Oh, wait...
@dan19721121
@dan19721121 5 років тому
I'm going to point out one tidbit I have not heard yet... one of Trump's hotels with a very fancy restaurant was just a drive away... I bet they could have catered, if the administration was afraid of some conflict of interest, just about any restaurant could have hosted that... Texas Roadhouse would have fed those men some big porterhouses with all the fixings... but no Our "President*" chose cheap fast food.... this is how classy this man is
@velocivixen
@velocivixen 5 років тому
seriously. if not giving the business to his own restaurant, he could have had ANY RESTAURANT in the DC area shut down and brought them to it, private function and had them eat like kings. could have had any catering service load up trays with steak, salmon, chicken, pasta.. REAL FOOD not this dumpster bin put on trays. this is SO adequate as an explanation for the entire presidency. trash served up cold on a silver platter. disgusting.
@ImAnOcean
@ImAnOcean 5 років тому
he loves mcd. this was a childhood dream come true for the 45th
@alaly1027
@alaly1027 5 років тому
This president is not afraid of conflict of interest. I almost spit out my food on that one 😂. His entire presidency is marred in conflict of interest. Remember his kids who are his business partners but also on his administration still run his empire. He refused to put his businesses in a blind trust just to show there would be no conflict of interest in how he governed. He just insisted that his kids who help him run his administration would not talk about his business. Plus all the presidential "business" he does a Mar-a-lago. The place apparently makes money every time he goes there. Taxpayer money. Certainly not a conflict of interest to keep going there so much. Then there's everything with Russia. Using his hotel to cater this dinner would be small potatoes in comparison.
@shaunzprd1354
@shaunzprd1354 5 років тому
Out of all the things he's said wrong... Hamberders is easily my favourite one.
@totallynameless8861
@totallynameless8861 5 років тому
That's not Trump. He switched places with Ronald McDonald and no one noticed.
@glennwelsh9784
@glennwelsh9784 5 років тому
Trump is supposed to be rich, yet instead of using his wealth to hire actual chefs to cater a lavish meal, he goes cheap and gets "berders" and fries. These are the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS of college football, and he congratulated them with the same kind of meal you'd serve at a grade school birthday party. I hope he popped for a Carvel ice cream cake for dessert too. Next, he's gonna take this year's Super Bowl Champions to Chuck E. Cheese.
@guitarcollector1291
@guitarcollector1291 5 років тому
So what, its Clemson. Not like they were OSU..
@sandragray4598
@sandragray4598 5 років тому
@@guitarcollector1291 Because they aren't as looked up to nor as famous is all the more reason that something nicer should've gone on for them. Stop the elitist attitude. It's what doesn't make our country great.
@craigdeross8505
@craigdeross8505 5 років тому
@@guitarcollector1291 OSU and W got a pregame meal at Lawry's Prime Rib in Beverly Hills.....seems like they got the best deal
@guitarcollector1291
@guitarcollector1291 5 років тому
@@sandragray4598 You are right, my bad
@HRRRRRDRRRRR
@HRRRRRDRRRRR 5 років тому
To be fair, I share his view that they're really not important.
@jimcurt99
@jimcurt99 5 років тому
Just when you think he can't get any worse- when you think he can't POSSIBLY do anything more crazy... HE DOES IT... it's unbelievable
@MultiTomcat67
@MultiTomcat67 5 років тому
Not 'crazy', he ain't gettin' an insanity defense from me. Trump proves continuously he's stupid, crass, self-absorbed... everything a public figure & role model should NOT BE.
@nikadavise-br9lx
@nikadavise-br9lx 5 років тому
And i feel more and more like i am living in the last days before Rome(America) falls...................
@starrynyts1844
@starrynyts1844 5 років тому
james curtis He keeps moving the goal post.
@ilh8312
@ilh8312 5 років тому
Cue Steve Martin in The Pink Panther: "I would like to buy a...hamberder..."
@sammybubba176
@sammybubba176 5 років тому
2:33 - the portrait of abraham lincoln contemplating this huge pile of shit made me laugh.
Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016
13:03
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,5 млн
This Diagram Shows Nunes' Conflict Of Interests In Investigating Trump
10:31
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,6 млн
Пескоструйный АППАРАТ! #shorts
01:00
Гараж 54
Переглядів 3 млн
skibidi toilet 73 (part 2)
04:15
DaFuq!?Boom!
Переглядів 23 млн
A Damning Op Ed Distracts Trump From A Damning Book
10:43
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,1 млн
Jared's Immigration Plan Is A 'Complete Whiff'
10:28
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,7 млн
What Happens In The White House, Leaks From The White House
7:45
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 2,1 млн
Trump Is Flipping Out Over Rumors Cohen Is Flipping
10:48
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 4,3 млн
Stephen Is Back, The Government Is Not
9:50
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,5 млн
Trump Teases Release Of "Tantalizing" First Phone Call With Ukraine
10:34
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 2,4 млн
The State Of The State Of The Union
12:22
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 3,6 млн
The State Of The Union Is... Cancelled?
7:19
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 2,7 млн
Melania Trump Headlines RNC Night 2 - Stephen Colbert's LIVE Monologue
12:48
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 2,7 млн
Bolton Revelations Put Pressure On GOP To Allow Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Trial
12:02
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Переглядів 2,5 млн
只要不放弃,办法总会有的!看红尘如何化险为夷
1:00